Official KUMB tour Toronto 2008

[Bobby Orangeboom]

All i have to say about the MLS All Star Party is that there was a lot of really nice looking Females there.....

[stump]

The hilight had to be the dancing in the fountain

[Gator_Hammer]

Those red shoes....had to be Orangeboom.

[Cuenca 'ammer]

Those red shoes....had to be Orangeboom.

i thought that at first....

BUT i don't think he's a "trousers" kinda guy..

i was thinking Surf shorts and sandals meself.... can't see him wearing those black strides...

[Bobby Orangeboom]

Those red shoes....had to be Orangeboom.

No chance, more like the Ugandan we've got on trial...

[Cuenca 'ammer]

No chance, more like the Ugandan we've got on trial...

not any more sunshine..

signed for Hearts last weekend i think it was..

[Bobby Orangeboom]

No chance, more like the Ugandan we've got on trial...

not any more sunshine..

signed for Hearts last weekend i think it was..

Oh right but you can get the jist of it though..

Tell you what, beikng a young single, Premiership Footballer, with what i saw last night, is EASILY the best Job in the World but being a Married with Kids Premiership Footballer, the Temptation would definately be something you'd have to keep very, very disciplined about..

Seriously, it was embaressing, one of our more popular Kids last night had 7, yep 7, absolute Ho's around him & i can only describe them as Ho's & i think others there would say it too. exchanging numbers & all that, not that i was jealous in the slightest...

Thinking about it it was no different than Home, just in a nice Club with Blonde Birds instead of Thai Birds & young Footballers instead big fat smelly Germans, no wonder i don't go out any more..

[upton girlie]

For all those staying at the Delta Chelsea...check out the vibrating massage shower option.
Quite a pleasant experience

Mixed reports fed back this morning, about the party, over breakfast. Coley and Chris spoke in gruffs whilst tucking into their full Canadian style cooked breakfast. They have little recollection of getting back to the hotel after sneaking into the VIP bit of MUZIK and finding numerous bottles of vodka.
Kialos seemed to have a good time and helped our American/Canadian Hammers identify the youth players by shouting out their names in the loudest way possible, ensuring autographs were identified on a WHU shirt being signed for charity. Overall though, it seems I made the better choice in selling my ticket

Off for a quick check up on our other hammers in the pub then off to the BMO to meet up with the MLS 'game co-ordinator' and let Tomas play in his starring role. I will be snapping a ton of photos during the afternoon/evening and hope to also get some from the official match photographer who I dragged down to the Imperial pub last night after kidnapping him at the ground yesterday. Between us we should have some crackers for you all in the following days.

See you all tonight and look out for us lot in the corner of the ground (where the hidden quid lies).

[Cuenca 'ammer]

when Ashton scores will he run over and have a "dig in the turf" goal celebration only to come up with the quid ??

i'll be looking for it.

bloody new employers asked for a meeting this week. i sent them an e mail saying anytime other than Thursday 6-8:30.

well guess when we're having the meeting ?? 7 o bloody clock !!!!!



thanks God for my dvr.

this'll be just like the regular season in fact, taping the live game while i'm at work, running round with my fingers in my ears shouting LALALAALAALALALALALAAAAAA so i don't learn the score.

you would have thought...

nah never mind... i'm too much of a noob to tell them NO..

[Vince]

when Ashton scores will he run over and have a "dig in the turf" goal celebration only to come up with the quid ??

i'll be looking for it.

bloody new employers asked for a meeting this week. i sent them an e mail saying anytime other than Thursday 6-8:30.

well guess when we're having the meeting ?? 7 o bloody clock !!!!!



thanks God for my dvr.

this'll be just like the regular season in fact, taping the live game while i'm at work, running round with my fingers in my ears shouting LALALAALAALALALALALAAAAAA so i don't learn the score.

you would have thought...

nah never mind... i'm too much of a noob to tell them NO..

I can call you and let you know the score aswell

and thanks for texting me to see if I made it alive after the riots in Columbus.

[Cuenca 'ammer]

i saw those photos of you and Bobby giving it large to the Columbus Green Street Gang and didn't want a trail of evidence leading to your home phone..

[Vince]

i saw those photos of you and Bobby giving it large to the Columbus Green Street Gang and didn't want a trail of evidence leading to your home phone..

I know,Bobby threw his right flip flop at them,that's when it all kicked off.

[Cuenca 'ammer]

SO much easier than having to undo the laces in yer Doc Marten's ain't it...??

[WCpete]

I just checked into the Delta Chelsea last night. I saw a couple of supporters in the lobby this morning but I had to scurry off to work. Is anyone else in town yet?

We checked into the Delta this afternoon, had a nosey around downtown, beer at the hotel bar and then put up a giant West Ham flag over our room balcony - college side. You can see it from Yonge St!

Am in room 1824 if you wanna give us a buzz - not too early mind...

Plenty of Hammers around this evening in the lobby and they all seem to know me

Stump is arranging something downtown for lunch and we are meeting up in the Monarch bar tonight (Tues) from 6pm

Am lovin this city - shops, food and beer are awesome.

You've just got to love youtube!

[Cuenca 'ammer]

What's the betting someone ask her "Do you do requests ?"

they'll have her singing "I Will Survive" to the waiters at dinner !!

[upton girlie]

What's the betting someone ask her "Do you do requests ?"

they'll have her singing "I Will Survive" to the waiters at dinner !!

Shut it 'ouston.

I am gonna serenade Beckham before the match with bubbles. I'll get Coley to video it just for you

[upton girlie]

Did we get wet at Niagara Falls?



Ask West Ham Dave

I have a ton of photo's to raise some smiles from the trip and will be posting them up on my return to the UK late next week as my laptop can't cope with the amount.

Until then...a few more...



(Joey Sweets, Coley and Servo)









Two well behaved chaps...

Been a bit busy to write up anything else from the tour, but trust me...it has been fun and I will do soon.

[Coley]

Well all back home and back to normal now. Just wanted give a massive shout out and thanks to Kathryn and Dave for all their hard work insetting this up for all of us. First class

It was a fantastic time and great to meet every one. I'm not going to list names as i will forget people. But you all know who you are!

I'll upload some pics shortly

[Up the Junction]

If anyone else has pics that they'd like to submit for a KUMB tour gallery (or two) please fire them over to editor@kumb.com.

[West Ham Dave]

Niagara is gorgeous, got some quality Pics & will stay for part of the day tomorrow too, am 50/50 on the Party as i'm not into the Dress Code malarky being the little Thai Boy i am these days..

Think the "Trade Description" police need to have a look into that statement, sir

Just got back to the UK, I have your hat, so PM address and I'll send it out to you.