If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Anything goes in The Snug, the GD's rebellious little brother. An off-topic den of iniquity for non-football/news related musings.

Moderators: Romford, Rio, Gnome, Northern Paulo, Lost Hammer, bonehead, chalks, goes2eleven, Alf Garnett's (Ex) Missus, bristolhammerfc, Wheels, sicknote

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:46 pm

Season on the brink
Must beat Villa tomorrow
Else we're goin down
User avatar
FloridaHammer
 
Posts: 17451
Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:07 pm
Location: Sunny St Petersburg, FLA

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby newjaroo2 on Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:52 pm

using a heat gun
take paint off old fireplace
will look good when done
User avatar
newjaroo2
 
Posts: 179
Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:13 pm
Location: Dans La sacre coeur

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby uptonparkhurst on Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:59 pm

The sun will still shine
though we may lose tomorrow -
Nature's not a fan
User avatar
uptonparkhurst
 
Posts: 1770
Joined: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:01 pm
Location: An Alternate Reality of Evil Spells and worse spelling

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby prince_huggy on Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:59 pm

New contract Monday
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
out of breath now!
User avatar
prince_huggy
Hello Cleveland
 
Posts: 6003
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:30 pm
Location: In the land of PS4!

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:25 pm

A Royal Wedding Day
The Royal couple are joined
And England gets pissed
User avatar
FloridaHammer
 
Posts: 17451
Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:07 pm
Location: Sunny St Petersburg, FLA

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby studenthammer on Fri May 13, 2011 7:27 pm

Image
studenthammer
 
Posts: 270
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:17 pm

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri May 13, 2011 7:47 pm

Blossom falls from trees
We fall from Premiership
Like willow we cry
User avatar
vietnammer
Bucky the beaver
 
Posts: 18688
Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:31 am
Location: This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri May 13, 2011 8:03 pm

Fancy your flatmate?
Rifle through her knicker draw
post the pics on KUMB.
User avatar
yonni
 
Posts: 2028
Joined: Wed Jan 08, 2003 11:11 am
Location: In Cockney Hammer's Claret & Blue Army

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby studenthammer on Fri May 13, 2011 8:06 pm

Exam on Monday,
All day procrastinating,
By masturbating.
studenthammer
 
Posts: 270
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:17 pm

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri May 13, 2011 8:43 pm

Friday the 13th
Watch out, slow down, take your time
Or just stay in bed
User avatar
FloridaHammer
 
Posts: 17451
Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:07 pm
Location: Sunny St Petersburg, FLA

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby iron monkeyboy on Fri May 20, 2011 9:13 am

Xbox game is done
May have to talk to Mrs
Less than overchuffed
User avatar
iron monkeyboy
 
Posts: 616
Joined: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:17 pm
Location: Northampton

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Philosophical Dan on Fri May 20, 2011 9:18 am

Beer & weed tonight
Family man tomorrow
Twickenham sunday
User avatar
Philosophical Dan
KUMB's campest cyclist
 
Posts: 27805
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:40 pm
Location: 10 PRINT "Philosophical Dan is Skill! "; 20 GOTO 10

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby prince_huggy on Fri May 20, 2011 9:42 am

PS3 Network!
If you didn't know, it's back
No PS Store though :cry:
User avatar
prince_huggy
Hello Cleveland
 
Posts: 6003
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:30 pm
Location: In the land of PS4!

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri May 20, 2011 11:25 am

Albums to design,
Must be done by 4pm,
Really can't be arsed!
User avatar
yonni
 
Posts: 2028
Joined: Wed Jan 08, 2003 11:11 am
Location: In Cockney Hammer's Claret & Blue Army

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby BalaamBoy on Fri May 20, 2011 6:56 pm

Another Saturday comes
No need to hope for a result
B*gger!
BalaamBoy
 
Posts: 714
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:18 pm

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Tarbs on Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:12 pm

I have missed this thread
I'm going to bring it back
It's not even Friday
User avatar
Tarbs
 
Posts: 1939
Joined: Fri May 16, 2008 9:26 am
Location: Sex, Drugs & Carlton Cole

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby iron monkeyboy on Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:43 am

2 months left to go
until the mrs drops sprog
moody f*cking wench
User avatar
iron monkeyboy
 
Posts: 616
Joined: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:17 pm
Location: Northampton

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Dover KUMB fan on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:16 pm

A hard week is done
Lots of ale to be supped
Oh f*ck I'm potless
User avatar
Dover KUMB fan
 
Posts: 1641
Joined: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:33 am

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby iron monkeyboy on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:28 pm

there's always lidl,
failing that perhaps try meths?
might taste nicer mate :thup:
User avatar
iron monkeyboy
 
Posts: 616
Joined: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:17 pm
Location: Northampton

Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby BalaamBoy on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:55 pm

Long night on a plane
From Indonesian heat
I've got the squits!
BalaamBoy
 
Posts: 714
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:18 pm

PreviousNext

Return to The Snug

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Baron Von Marlon, Clacton-ammer, Cockneyboy311, Hammers80, Hampshire Hammer, PeterParkersGlasses, The Sherriff and 16 guests