If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:46 pm

Season on the brink
Must beat Villa tomorrow
Else we're goin down

by **newjaroo2** on Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:52 pm

using a heat gun
take paint off old fireplace
will look good when done

by **uptonparkhurst** on Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:59 pm

The sun will still shine
though we may lose tomorrow -
Nature's not a fan

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:59 pm

New contract Monday
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
out of breath now!

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:25 pm

A Royal Wedding Day
The Royal couple are joined
And England gets pissed

by **studenthammer** on Fri May 13, 2011 7:27 pm

by **vietnammer** on Fri May 13, 2011 7:47 pm

Blossom falls from trees
We fall from Premiership
Like willow we cry

by **yonni** on Fri May 13, 2011 8:03 pm

Fancy your flatmate?
Rifle through her knicker draw
post the pics on KUMB.

by **studenthammer** on Fri May 13, 2011 8:06 pm

Exam on Monday,
All day procrastinating,
By masturbating.

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri May 13, 2011 8:43 pm

Friday the 13th
Watch out, slow down, take your time
Or just stay in bed

by **iron monkeyboy** on Fri May 20, 2011 9:13 am

Xbox game is done
May have to talk to Mrs
Less than overchuffed

by **Philosophical Dan** on Fri May 20, 2011 9:18 am

Beer & weed tonight
Family man tomorrow
Twickenham sunday

by **prince_huggy** on Fri May 20, 2011 9:42 am

PS3 Network!
If you didn't know, it's back
No PS Store though :cry:

by **yonni** on Fri May 20, 2011 11:25 am

Albums to design,
Must be done by 4pm,
Really can't be arsed!

by **BalaamBoy** on Fri May 20, 2011 6:56 pm

Another Saturday comes
No need to hope for a result
B*gger!

by **Tarbs** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:12 pm

I have missed this thread
I'm going to bring it back
It's not even Friday

by **iron monkeyboy** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:43 am

2 months left to go
until the mrs drops sprog
moody f*cking wench

by **Dover KUMB fan** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:16 pm

A hard week is done
Lots of ale to be supped
Oh f*ck I'm potless

by **iron monkeyboy** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:28 pm

there's always lidl,
failing that perhaps try meths?
might taste nicer mate :thup:

by **BalaamBoy** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:55 pm

Long night on a plane
From Indonesian heat
I've got the squits!