If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:58 pm

I have just done,
The worlds largest ever poo poo,
I **** you not friend! :shock:

by **hammer it home** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:03 pm

I need one too,
think it may hurt though,
i'll let you know.

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:13 pm

Cheers for that fella!
Have you got a decent phone?
Updates whilst in action!

by **uptonparkhurst** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:48 pm

Is it the largest?
Line 2 has 8 syllables
You need one less poo

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:00 pm

Well seen UPH
I will count my syllables
Properly in future

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:33 pm

It’s haiku Friday
It’s been gone for far too long
Time for revival

by **Tristan Shout** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:22 pm

Now Kovac has gone
In the words of old saggy chops
Down to the bare bones

by **uptonparkhurst** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:25 pm

prince_huggy wrote:Well seen UPH
I will count my syllables
Properly in future

Unfortunately
I'm a pedantic knobhead -
I can't help myself

by **BalaamBoy** on Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:52 pm

To share a thought
Or feeling in 17 syllables
Is very dif.....

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:44 pm

US long weekend
To celebrate July 4th
Independence Day

by **vietnammer** on Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:27 pm

August 24th
In the year 1814
We burned the White House

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:39 pm

Eidur Gudjohnsen
A four year quest has ended
Our savior is here

by **Dover KUMB fan** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:22 pm

Adam Burchill gone
Dover's hero has bolted
To the Medway scum

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:45 pm

Stock market worries
Up down up down up down down
Should buy beer instead

by **yonni** on Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:47 am

Applying for jobs
Soul destroying it maybe
Got to pay the bills

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:03 pm

There's a nasty one
Stuck on the side of my nose
Can I pick? Can I . . . .

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:47 pm

Labour Day Weekend
Over here in the US
Time to get Rat Arsed

by **Hammer Matty** on Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:04 pm

First time at this so..
Now Carlton might have to go
Fans mood is quite low

Have a done this right? :lol:

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:24 pm

No Hammer Matty
It shouldn't rhythm at all chap
Rhythming is for newbs!

by **Hammer Matty** on Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:46 pm

Oh well thank you mate
I am grateful you told me
As I'm not a newb

:wink: