If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

by **Kent Bubble Blower** on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:04 pm

prince_huggy wrote:No Hammer Matty
It shouldn't rhythm at all chap
Rhythming is for newbs!

Could you inform us
What "Rythming" is please, Prince Hugs?
Rhyming or timing?

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:18 pm

Kent Bubble Blower wrote:Could you inform us
What "Rythming" is please, Prince Hugs?
Rhyming or timing?

Not when it comes to
Bad Haiku on a Friday
Rhyming is a myth

by **Hammericanio** on Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:47 pm

Away at Millwall
Irons beat the pikey scum
Hammers celebrate

by **HammerDivOneSon** on Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:58 pm

And so it finished
0-0 at the den today
Wait for the reverse

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:33 pm

RIP Steve Jobs
He changed our lives for the good
We’ll miss him greatly

by **Junco Partner** on Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:51 am

Death comes from the sky,
no tears shed for Gaddafi,
his blood stained hands cold.

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:25 am

Junco Partner wrote:Death comes from the sky,
no tears shed for Gaddafi,
his blood stained hands cold.

That's actually,
very good my dearest mate!
Poetry, fullstop.

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:20 pm

Gaddafi is gone
Along with Michael Jackson
No more epaulettes

by **James P** on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:23 pm

Coward found in drain
Begged for mercy he'd not shown
Hope he died in pain

by **Dover KUMB fan** on Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:08 pm

dale farm pikeys flee
Libya gets Gadaffi
Unlucky Taffys

by **newjaroo2** on Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:42 pm

i am on half term
going france with my lady
cheese eating monkeys

by **southbrishammer** on Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:00 pm

It is a Friday
Day for posting bad haiku
Happy to oblige

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:00 pm

It's Hull tomorrow
Away form been pretty good
We will win 2-1

by **prince_huggy** on Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:55 pm

I was just thinking
Bad Haiku Friday is dead
but then comes FH

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:47 pm

prince_huggy wrote:I was just thinking
Bad Haiku Friday is dead
but then comes FH

It's not quite dead yet
Just taking a holiday
Haiku never dies

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:38 pm

Nigel Tufnel Day
Crank that Amp way up
Goes to11

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:58 pm

Burnley tomorrow
Replays my first Irons game
We won that one too

by **yonni** on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:17 pm

Haiku is it, eh?
Haven't done one in a while,
suppose I ought to...

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:58 pm

We’re top of the League
Headed back where we belong
To PL drop zone

by **upton girlie** on Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:12 pm

There's eighteen more days
For you all to get your cards
In the post for me