Today i bumped into...

[patsy was my hero]

At my local Virgin gym in Chelmsford i was chatting to Stuart Slater,to be fair i've been passing the time of day with him for quite a while now,he is involved with training apprentices at Chelmsford City and to be honest he is a properly nice bloke,always got time to talk and the lads he trains seem to have a lot of respect for him.
When you think of the tossers that play football these days with their heads stuck up their own arses,it is good to talk to someone who is just an ordinary bloke,
He does a lot of hospitality on match days and like i said he is a top bloke

[upton girlie]

Peter Andre, in Costa Coffee.
There I was, awaiting my friend to join me, when he walked in. No-one else there so he sat near and chatted about the local area and stuff.
My friend walked in and then quickly walked out, went to her car and reappeared two minutes later with brushed hair, lippy and her skirt slightly raised.
I've taken the piss all day

[dodgy dave]

Peter Andre, in Costa Coffee.
There I was, awaiting my friend to join me, when he walked in. No-one else there so he sat near and chatted about the local area and stuff.
My friend walked in and then quickly walked out, went to her car and reappeared two minutes later with brushed hair, lippy and her skirt slightly raised.
I've taken the piss all day

He must of been snooping on the opposition he's got his own coffee shop in East Grinstead.

[upton girlie]

He must of been snooping on the opposition he's got his own coffee shop in East Grinstead.

Nah...His brother is/was in our local hospital and PA, being rather particular, doesn't like hospital coffee

[lewisham-mer]

glenda Jackson at tesco petrol station in Lewisham this morning.

[Dubai Iron]

I unexpetedly had lunch today with Geoffrey Boycott at the Abu Dhabi Golf Tournament. After England's dismal performance yesterday in the test match he had an extra day off from commentating for test match special. Loves to talk & had lots of interesting stories about his old mate Brian Clough.

Also met Jason Robinson, England rugby world cup winner. Good lad.

[Philosophical Dan]

Theo Paphitis in Waitrose, getting his arse pinched off someone. Odd business.

[stuboy]

Last night - Patrick Stewart making it so in M&S Food, Southwark Street.

..and lunchtime, twice this week I've seen (...and it took me a few hours to try and remember where I'd seen the face) Tobias Menzies going into Tortillas.

[Dynan1]

Shane Lynche of Boyzone fame in Redhill, coming out of M&S.

And before any of you start, I only know it was him becasue I was with some of the girls from work and they all started cooing.I really didn't know who he was. Honest.

[Philosophical Dan]

Last night - Patrick Stewart making it so in M&S Food, Southwark Street.

You clocked Picard buying his "Meal for two for £10"? ****ing sweet. I'd have been all over that:

"You know in Season 4 Episode 12 when you attacked that Ferrengi warship? It had shipments of dilithium in hits cargo hold, so how come it didn't cause a static warp shell when you fired on it with your photon torpedoes?"

[Monkey Mike]

You clocked Picard buying his "Meal for two for £10"? f***ing sweet. I'd have been all over that:

"You know in Season 4 Episode 12 when you attacked that Ferrengi warship? It had shipments of dilithium in hits cargo hold, so how come it didn't cause a static warp shell when you fired on it with your photon torpedoes?"

[stuboy]

You clocked Picard buying his "Meal for two for £10"? f***ing sweet. I'd have been all over that:

"You know in Season 4 Episode 12 when you attacked that Ferrengi warship? It had shipments of dilithium in hits cargo hold, so how come it didn't cause a static warp shell when you fired on it with your photon torpedoes?"

Not being a Trekky that means nothing to me, I did feel like shouting out...kin 'ell it's Emporer Septim VII !!

[Philosophical Dan]

Septim

Isn't that the bit between the nostrils that Daniella Westbrook doesn't have?

[Monkey Mike]

Isn't that the bit between the nostrils that Daniella Westbrook doesn't have?

I wonder if she's ever been nose ****ed?.....I'm going with yes. Yes she has.

[Sloffy]

Last Friday
Bradley Walsh on the Central Line
Got off as did i at Buckhurst Hill and dived in a taxi
Been shopping but looked rough as sandpaper

My mate works for barclays canary wharf, and apparently, every year an over 35s football team made up of employees play a friendly match at Rod Stewarts house against a Rod 11.

Its a real privilege to be picked, and my mate was selected. In the game he was being marked by Bradley Walsh, and said he was a great fella - always chatting, laughing etc, and pleaded with my mate not to foul him as he had filming the next day.

Autographs, photos etc, so all authentic and not some bull**** story

On a side issue, Rod Stewarts football pitch - in his house grounds - is immaculate, and he has a gardener / groundsman to tend to it. By all accounts he wasnt happy cos a piece of turf wasnt right !!

[Upton Larks]

Met Sinead Moynihan at Manchester School of Acting. Got roped into it last minute with work ... and thank god I did!! This girl is stunning!!!

http://ubuhle.com/fullphotos/sinead-moynihan.jpg

[cockney farmer]

Just had a coffee with Julian White and Boris Stankovich (who the hell are they), in town to play Exeter Chiefs , really nice blokes felt a complete twat when I just looked them up on the web and the first has 51 England caps , shows what I know about egg chasers !

[Philosophical Dan]

Just had a coffee with Julian White and Boris Stankovich (who the hell are they), in town to play Exeter Chiefs , really nice blokes felt a complete twat when I just looked them up on the web and the first has 51 England caps , shows what I know about egg chasers !

You don't know who Julian White is? Weren't you watching in 2003?

[johnpantsil]

Met Stuart Pearce at a station 'Sports Personality of the Year' do the other week. Think he may have had one too many ports by the end of the night!

Good bloke though. Gave up his free time to come and hand out some meaningless gongs to sporty RAF-type people

[djclipz]

forgot to say, Vernon Kay at a superbowl party the other week.... was a moody b*stard just cos the patriots were losing.