If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:52 pm

Wife due to give birth
sometime in the next few days
tension level high
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Scratchy on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:12 am

females are right *****
i just want to be in love
**** posting at 5...
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby prince_huggy on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:08 am

Scratchy wrote:females are right c***s
i just want to be in love
f*** posting at 5...

Whoops! Somebody shouldn't post when drunk! :lol:
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Hambrosia Stu on Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:02 pm

Quiet day at work
Sit back and watch the madness
Lazy b*stard me
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Hammerted on Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:15 pm

Scum at the Boleyn
Chairman says don't celebrate
He can go do one!
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:20 pm

Wife gave birth Tuesday
Beautiful baby daughter
Very happy dad
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Tristan Shout on Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:44 pm

minus eight tonight,
sod all chance of peterborough,
game going ahead
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:23 pm

Disapointing draw
Need a win on Saturday
3-1 victory
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:30 pm

tits ass legs tits ass
life reduced to the basics
when you get the horn
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:25 pm

Is a 1-1 tie
The only result for us?
Let’s ‘ave a win please
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Kent Bubble Blower on Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:33 pm

Today is Thursday.
Slightly early there, I feel
Penning your haiku?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:40 pm

Kent Bubble Blower wrote:Today is Thursday.
Slightly early there, I feel
Penning your haiku?


Getting in early
May be busy tomorrow
A haiku "must do"
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:52 am

I wake expectant
Bouncing flesh will be exposed
Come Tit Monday, come.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:34 pm

Should be submitting
Qualification to do
Too late today now
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Clucking Bell on Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:48 pm

Up at four
To send the Danes a wire
Can't the fokkers wait till Monday?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Hambrosia Stu on Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:14 pm

Sunny beer garden
Later for first time this year
And not just for beer....... 8-)
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri May 18, 2012 12:30 pm

Sleep impossible,
Wembley way invades my dreams
woke screaming "one-nil"
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby vietnammer on Fri May 18, 2012 12:36 pm

Can't watch anything
Can only check at HT
Damn Saudi weekend
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri May 18, 2012 2:42 pm

It's Wembley again
10th time for the Hammers there
Come On You Irons
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby BalaamBoy on Fri May 18, 2012 2:46 pm

Can't focus at work
Busy reading KUMB
Can't count to seventeen
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