If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

by **southbrishammer** on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:52 pm

Wife due to give birth
sometime in the next few days
tension level high

by **Scratchy** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:12 am

females are right *****
i just want to be in love
**** posting at 5...

by **prince_huggy** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:08 am

Scratchy wrote:females are right c***s
i just want to be in love
f*** posting at 5...

Whoops! Somebody shouldn't post when drunk! :lol:

by **Hambrosia Stu** on Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:02 pm

Quiet day at work
Sit back and watch the madness
Lazy b*stard me

by **Hammerted** on Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:15 pm

Scum at the Boleyn
Chairman says don't celebrate
He can go do one!

by **southbrishammer** on Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:20 pm

Wife gave birth Tuesday
Beautiful baby daughter
Very happy dad

by **Tristan Shout** on Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:44 pm

minus eight tonight,
sod all chance of peterborough,
game going ahead

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:23 pm

Disapointing draw
Need a win on Saturday
3-1 victory

by **Junco Partner** on Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:30 pm

tits ass legs tits ass
life reduced to the basics
when you get the horn

by **FloridaHammer** on Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:25 pm

Is a 1-1 tie
The only result for us?
Let’s ‘ave a win please

by **Kent Bubble Blower** on Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:33 pm

Today is Thursday.
Slightly early there, I feel
Penning your haiku?

by **FloridaHammer** on Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:40 pm

Kent Bubble Blower wrote:Today is Thursday.
Slightly early there, I feel
Penning your haiku?

Getting in early
May be busy tomorrow
A haiku "must do"

by **Junco Partner** on Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:52 am

I wake expectant
Bouncing flesh will be exposed
Come Tit Monday, come.

by **yonni** on Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:34 pm

Should be submitting
Qualification to do
Too late today now

by **Clucking Bell** on Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:48 pm

Up at four
To send the Danes a wire
Can't the fokkers wait till Monday?

by **Hambrosia Stu** on Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:14 pm

Sunny beer garden
Later for first time this year
And not just for beer....... 8-)

by **Junco Partner** on Fri May 18, 2012 12:30 pm

Sleep impossible,
Wembley way invades my dreams
woke screaming "one-nil"

by **vietnammer** on Fri May 18, 2012 12:36 pm

Can't watch anything
Can only check at HT
Damn Saudi weekend

by **FloridaHammer** on Fri May 18, 2012 2:42 pm

It's Wembley again
10th time for the Hammers there
Come On You Irons

by **BalaamBoy** on Fri May 18, 2012 2:46 pm

Can't focus at work
Busy reading KUMB
Can't count to seventeen