Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Matt of iron on Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:57 pm

People putting there ****ing weekly shop through the self service check outs at Tesco.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby the oldham stripper on Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:10 pm

Matt of iron wrote:People putting there ******* weekly shop through the self service check outs at Tesco.



people who do their weekly shop at tesco petrol station while all i want to do is pay for a scores worth of petrol, utter c***s
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby TurnbullHammer on Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:24 am

Piers Morgan. Arrogant ****
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby morrisey is a hammer on Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:19 am

English men in baseball caps.
People being selfish on buses/trains and not allowing old people on first.
****ers who say "Boss" "blood" "bro" init.
Women who fart in bed.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Romford Iron on Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:53 pm

The girl in Fitness First Romford who goes on the treadmill and sets it at walking pace, but then hop, skip and dances along it? Like she's a cheerleader or something. WTF? I don't know why it bugs me, but I have to get her out of my eyeline as it annoys the hell out of me.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Plashet Grove Pete on Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:30 pm

People that pronounce "Aitch" as "Haitch". I want to kill them.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby White Goodman on Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:34 pm

Plashet Grove Pete wrote:People that pronounce "Aitch" as "Haitch". I want to kill them.


Me too.

The annoying thing is that all of these people believe that there are two ways of pronouncing it.

There aren't, "haytch" is not acceptable and is only used by those who were in the slow readers class at school :lol:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby squatski on Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:30 pm

work colleegs in general

work colleegs who you know are all very well, but take a day/shift off because they apparently "ill" . some people I know know they're bullshitting it they're just trying to get an extra day off
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby White Goodman on Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:35 pm

People who can't spell colleague properly.

Really does my head in. :wink:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby squatski on Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:35 pm

another one in for radio adverts.

the Walkers what's your flavour advert. jesus christ! :shock:
and also, ****ing mcvitties "dunk time" some twat going on about how to "brighten up your brew". I'll use whatever biscuit I want **** off mcvitties telling me how I should live my life, I like your fuckin biscuits but I like other biscuits too.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby squatski on Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:36 pm

White Goodman wrote:People who can't spell colleague properly.

Really does my head in.

I'm sorry :)
I'll admit when I looked at it, it did look wrong.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby BalaamBoy on Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:30 pm

morrisey is a hammer wrote:English men in baseball caps..


Agreed.

As Kevin said 'I've got in with the wrong crowd. I think I'm young black and disillusioned'
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Philosophical Dan on Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:37 pm

People who eat egg sandwiches in my general vicinity. You're asking for a clobbering, even if you don't realise it.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Denbighammer on Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:20 pm

Dark bottomed tea mugs. How the hell are you supposed to see how strong your brew is? (Assuming you're not a pleb who puts your milk in the cup first.)
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby derek zoolander on Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:45 pm

Romford Iron wrote:The girl in Fitness First Romford who goes on the treadmill and sets it at walking pace, but then hop, skip and dances along it? Like she's a cheerleader or something. WTF? I don't know why it bugs me, but I have to get her out of my eyeline as it annoys the hell out of me.


I would imagine it's because she's an attention seeking moron with an especially low intelligence level.

At a guess.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Philosophical Dan on Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:53 pm

I once watched a girl get on a treadmill and after 10 minutes, she'd walked 800 metres.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby WestHamByTheSea on Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:15 pm

morrisey is a hammer wrote:English men in baseball caps.
People being selfish on buses/trains and not allowing old people on first.
******* who say "Boss" "blood" "bro" init.
Women who fart in bed.


Hear hear to all of those sir. :clap:

Squatski - love your tirade against McVities!

Can't help but be irked by the new TV ad for Sainsburys's car insurance, where the bloke gets hit in the head by a football, then this ghastly kid with a big ginger afro comes up to the car, picks the ball up, no word of apology, pulls a weird sickly face and then ***** off. Clearly never been told off by 'Soccer Mum' (another irritating phrase in itself) in his life. Drives me mildly nuts...

Fat white English girls doing a black-American-woman-on Jerry-Springer-style 'hand off' "what-EVER!!!" during a discussion they don't understand or cannot contribute meaningfully to. Lunch hour sucked today...
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Sloffy on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:59 am

WestHamByTheSea wrote:Fat white English girls doing a black-American-woman-on Jerry-Springer-style 'hand off' "what-EVER!!!" during a discussion they don't understand or cannot contribute meaningfully to. Lunch hour sucked today...



lol....... quality :lol:

to be teamed up with the 'head moving from side to side but facing dead straight' movement
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Jabsco79 on Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:14 am

My old friends at the Halifax have launched their latest cringeworthy 'advert'. At least this one doesn't focus on one particular person 'singing'.....

Those Direct Line adverts with the couple featuring the bloke with the smoothed back grey hair who is one smug tw*t and just asking for a kicking. The Aviva ads with Paul Whitehouse equally as bad.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby TurnbullHammer on Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:44 am

when you're eating a pizza and all the cheese come off on the first bite, burning the roof of your mouth in the process, rendering every subsequent bite painfully distasteful.

I f****** hate that.
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