Little things that irritate you

[Kent Bubble Blower]

Sitting in the garden having a barbecue or having a pint in a beer garden I get bothered by far more wasps than I do flies.

However, I can't understand how flies, out of all the space they have to zip about in outside, can find the smallest ****ing gap in doors or windows and coming bombing it into your house but then can't find the same bloody gap to get back outside!

[warp]

Sitting in the garden having a barbecue or having a pint in a beer garden I get bothered by far more wasps than I do flies.

where the funk do you live guys??!?

(or where the funk do I live...)

[Kentish Hammer]

Gonna take a wild guess that he/she lives in Kent.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Posters that overuse self-imposed or enforced catchphrases.

smileywinkythingthissitethingsyoulearnnukethecunts....

[James P]

Posters that overuse self-imposed or enforced catchphrases.

smileywinkythingthissitethingsyoulearnnukethecunts....

......rareasrockinghorseshat.......

[warp]

Posters that overuse self-imposed or enforced catchphrases.

smileywinkythingthissitethingsyoulearnnukethecunts....

pardon?

[Kent Bubble Blower]

Corporate clients that think, because they're a bigger company than you, they can dictate how you're going to run your business and when you're going to perform certain tasks that are actually governed by your own company's internal policies!

[Kent Bubble Blower]

Gonna take a wild guess that he/she lives in Kent.

What gives you that impression?

[Sloffy]

when you are on an escalator, and the hand rail moves quicker than the actual escalator so that halfway up your arm is fully outstretched and you are now leaning forward 45 degrees

[BSB1]

when you are on an escalator, and the hand rail moves quicker than the actual escalator so that halfway up your arm is fully outstretched and you are now leaning forward 45 degrees

Do you ever get that weird feeling of movement when walking on one that's broken? You then get to the end and sort of take an extra long stride to get off like you do when it's moving.

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Do you ever get that weird feeling of movement when walking on one that's broken? You then get to the end and sort of take an extra long stride to get off like you do when it's moving.

No, you moron.

[sendô]

The shouty Jock **** on SSN.

When they have two blokes and no totty presenting on SSN.

Sleeping through half of my day off, and then spending the other half doing bugger all.

Randoms who park outside my house and sit in the car for ages doing **** knows what.

[White Goodman]

Randoms who park outside my house and sit in the car for ages doing **** knows what.

These are shadowy govt agents by the way, watch out for any fast moving white transits approaching as you leave the house in the morning.

[the pink palermo]

These are shadowy govt agents by the way, watch out for any fast moving white transits approaching as you leave the house in the morning.

Especially if being driven by White Goodman

[warp]

when you are on an escalator, and the hand rail moves quicker than the actual escalator and is covered in glue so that halfway up your arm is fully outstretched and you are now leaning forward 45 degrees

fix'd that for you

[the oldham stripper]

Posters that overuse self-imposed or enforced catchphrases.

smileywinkythingthissitethingsyoulearnnukethecunts....

nuke the c***s

[Philosophical Dan]

Randoms who park outside my house and sit in the car for ages doing **** knows what.

Usually I'm masturbating.

[White Goodman]

**** university of life type football banners put up by supporters of various football teams

Liverpool fans are the worst perpetrators here

"If you think this is hell, you should see the Grafton on a Friday night"
Oh ha ****ing ha, excuse me why I nearly **** myself laughing.

"What we do in life will echo in eternity"
Will they ****, Djimi Traore's achievements are not going to be remembered in 1000 yrs to be fair.

OR another favourite

JT, Captain, Leader, Legend

There has hardly ever been a bigger cuntox in the game to be fair, you one eyed mugs.

[Status Kev]

More of a big thing that irritates me really - 'Er indoors. She came home from work tired and slept for four hours. I dozed off in the chair at 11.30pm and she decided to hoover. I will never understand the workings of the female mind where being unreasonable seems to be part of he job description.

[Jabsco79]

Being asked for a password for even the simplest websites, e.g. a price comparison site I used over a year ago and yet when I go onto to get a new quote I'm told I'm already a registered customer and to enter password. I haven't a ****ing clue - I've got enough important ones to remember. Now I have to waste time hitting 'forgotten your password' and re-entering all to start a new price comparison. Forget it 'Go Compare' didn't have this problem with 'Compare the Market' and will get a free toy meerkat.

Same with 'Sky Go' on i-Phone in bed this morning. Usually goes straight to it but since Sky1 added now asks for password. I cannot get memory to function at 5.30am for this.

Zips in jackets catching the lining so it ends up stuck about halfway down and won't move up or down. Have to take jacket off over my head and waste time pulling the thing apart.