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 by dodgy dave on Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:20 pm
Keep KUMB
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Carry on
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by Gnome on Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:52 pm
upton girlie wrote:Pink UtJ? Thought you knew me better than that... Stick to the baby blue (to match my eyes) or claret (to match Gnome's face during match times) and that cleavage will be exposed in one of your T-shirts 
Or green - I'm sure I have one of you wearing a green one......
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by upton girlie on Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:29 pm
Gnome wrote:
Or green - I'm sure I have one of you wearing a green one......
Aaaaah - the cleavage photos, taken in The Duke Of Edinburgh a few years ago, I seem to remember. You were in a wheelchair at the time and I'm sure you would enjoy a little stint in it again, should the photo find it's way onto this forum
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by Pop Robson on Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:10 pm
I live in reality
while KUMB people live in perception
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by dapablo on Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:16 pm
Cleavage Tees by Upton Girlie, now there's a seller. 
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by carnage on Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:16 am
I think "Keep Calm and keep it on the floor" would sell well..
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by Hockley Hammer on Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:58 am
I think the 'Keep Calm And ..................... is such a perfect fit for this club 
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by steptoe61 on Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:34 pm
Keep calm and stay Deluded should suffice.
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by Up the Junction on Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:00 pm
On sale now in the new-look KUMB Shop (also accessible from the link in the main menu above). Available in mens' t-shirts and polos plus women's tees and vest tops: http://www.kumb.com/store.phpMore designs to follow shortly.
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by upton girlie on Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:13 pm
My cleavage just checked out the size chart UtJ and would like to report that most men don't like flat chested women 
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by Hammersfaniow on Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:45 pm
Cheers UTJ, great choice of colours, do you know what the sizes come up like, for instance i'm an XL in the t-shirts they sell on the OS, would that be roughly the same with these ?
I'm not being lazy, just can't get the size guide on my phone.
Ta
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by Up the Junction on Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:00 am
The 'model' in the first post of this thread is 6' tall and wearing an XL shirt. HTH
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by Hammersfaniow on Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:07 am
Cheers, XXL it is then !
I'm assuming we're ok to send back and exchange if we get the wrong size ?
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by Up the Junction on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:42 am
I believe returns are for defect items only. Best wait until you can check the size charts if you're not sure
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by hemelite on Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:02 pm
Would love some of these ... but anything under 3 or 4XL is no good to a "stout" bugger like me 
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by eastsidejon on Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:08 am
hemelite wrote:Would love some of these ... but anything under 3 or 4XL is no good to a "stout" bugger like me
It's not that I'm morbidly obese, but simply that my shoulders are too wide for anything less than a XXXL
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by Up the Junction on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:26 pm
richneal wrote:I'd buy this one in sky blue, boss . . .
KEEP CALM
WE'RE DELUDED
On very similar lines, see the latest additions to our shop:   http://www.kumb.com/store.php
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by James P on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:35 pm
I'm probably being dense but how do you find the polos?
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by 10 Iron on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:45 pm
Up the Junction wrote:The 'model' in the first post of this thread is 6' tall and wearing an XL shirt. HTH
Suits me Sir, available for modelling assignments
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by Up the Junction on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:47 pm
James P wrote:I'm probably being dense but how do you find the polos?
I've just moved them out temporarily JP for a bit of housekeeping ... which design were you interested in? 10 Iron wrote:Suits me Sir, available for modelling assignments
Only if the hat comes too
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