Little things in life that make you smile

[Phil S]

morphine

[Clacton-ammer]

Dog's sticking their head out of the window of a moving car...........The look on their face is sheer happiness personified!

Yep, love that, I have tried but I do not seem to get the same happiness from it, must be a dog thing.

[djclipz]

someone not being able to connect to a cloud database on their work laptop for well over an hour....

what was the problem? i ask.

"my network cable wasn't plugged in "

Lol.

[Zman39]

I just went to pick the wife up from work, i live close to an industrial estate and around 5:30pm there is a steady stream of crawling traffic passing the end of my road and nobody lets you out even when it slows to a stop they sit across the end of the road stopping me from pulling out, you can sit there for ages unless you force your way out, anyway i was sitting there waiting for a gap and this tosspot in his big 4x4 pulls right across the front of me stopping me from pulling out, then when the traffic moved off again he looked down at me, gave me a stupid smug looking grin, shrugged his shoulders and turned into the road i was coming out of, he could have quite easily let me out but the look he gave me said he had deliberately not let me out just to be an arse.
So i eventually get the wife and return home, as i approach my road there is a 4x4 waiting to pull out, being the considerate driver that i am and knowing how difficult it can be to get out of the junction i slow down and am just about to flash my lights to let him out when i realized its the same bloke, so i don't indicate just slow down and stop right across the front of him, look up and i could see that he recognized me, i gave him the same stupid smug look, shrugged my shoulders, paused for a long enough time to make him beep his horn and start giving me the nescafe handshake, then turned into the road waving at him as he was sat there waiting for someone to let him out, i was grinning like a cheshire cat all the rest of the way home, chuckling away to myself, my wife asked what was so funny, KARMA! i said still smiling

Haha thats classic. Got me smiling

[helloducks]

Carlton's latest tweet:

Carlton Cole ‏ @CarltonCole1

Just bought a hamster! ! #avvin1

Carlton Cole ‏ @CarltonCole1

Called it Albert but with a french accent

[vietnammer]

Nescafe handshake

[RyanWHUFC]

Carlton's definitely a character.

[Hambrosia Stu]

The excitement you get when you know the weekend ahead is going to be one you'll remember for ever

It's all still a bit up in the air, but however it turns out, it will be memorable

[hammerdivone]

The excitement you get when you know the weekend ahead is going to be one you'll remember for ever

It's all still a bit up in the air, but however it turns out, it will be memorable

Stu you know the final is next weekend don't you?

[Tarbs]

Being told you have to take 3 days holiday before the end of May that you completely forgot about.

Great Success!

[warp]

the dyson airblade

[Tarbs]

^ "Let's take something that doesn't need improvement...but make it ****ing cool"

Dyson should be allowed to get their hands on more things.

[trick88]

the dyson airblade

Got one put in our work toilets last year, only 5 blokes in the whole office haha

[delbert]

the dyson airblade

Is it possible to get your cock in it?

[Philosophical Dan]

I've still got 22 days annual leave to book, and I've racked up 10 days time off in lieu already.

[hammerdivone]

The way the mice in my garage have managed to move a whole bag of fish food (25kg) into my toolbox as it's nearer the nest (pellet by pellet not picking up the whole bag!)

Watching them scatter as I clear the garage out

Watching my cat catch them and then spend 2 hours playing with them

[Alan P45]

the dyson airblade

^^^^how to solve the NHS hand washing issue^^^^^

[delbert]

Having a load of gunk right up the back of your throat / nose that just won't shift no matter how hard you blow. Instead you relax your nostril muscles and just gently blow your nose and it all flows out.
Heaven is a mucus free head and a tissue full of green slime..........

[Dyer's Leg]

the dyson airblade

Is it possible to get your cock in it?

I can't, but you might be able to.

[delbert]

Why? Are you disabled........