Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby hammerdivone on Sun May 13, 2012 10:31 pm

hammerdivone wrote:The way the mice in my garage have managed to move a whole bag of fish food (25kg) into my toolbox as it's nearer the nest (pellet by pellet not picking up the whole bag!)

Watching them scatter as I clear the garage out

Watching my cat catch them and then spend 2 hours playing with them


Exterminating the nest today, little pissing ****ting bastards!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby TurnbullHammer on Mon May 14, 2012 7:00 am

warp wrote:the dyson airblade


delbert wrote: Is it possible to get your cock in it?


I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Iron Spine v2.0 on Mon May 14, 2012 7:09 am

Unless you're Jewish.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby trick88 on Mon May 14, 2012 1:36 pm

TurnbullHammer wrote:I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..


Jessica Biel from Blade Trinity..
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby TurnbullHammer on Mon May 14, 2012 11:17 pm

I stand corrected. Well played sir.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Alan P45 on Tue May 15, 2012 8:02 pm

In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Philosophical Dan on Tue May 15, 2012 8:31 pm

Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!


Brilliant news! Congratulations, chief - you must be thrilled. It'll change your life forever, and no mistake.

Fair play for the functional swimmers, too.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkey Mike on Wed May 16, 2012 12:21 pm

Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!


Good shot!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby BalaamBoy on Wed May 16, 2012 12:54 pm

Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!


Well played sir! Good result. You'll be smiling even more in a few months time, trust me! It's one of the most amazing feelings that you will ever have, and one that no one can ever fully prepare you for.

Look after Mrs AP45 properly . . . . well, after Saturday anyway.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Alan P45 on Wed May 16, 2012 8:29 pm

Cheers lads,

here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Cambs Iron on Thu May 17, 2012 10:21 am

Alan P45 wrote:Cheers lads,

here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!


My son arrived a few days after relegation :D

He has just started to walk by himself without being encouraged, his 1st birthday on Monday.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkey Mike on Thu May 17, 2012 4:43 pm

Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.

Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.

:raver:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ham34mer on Thu May 17, 2012 10:18 pm

Monkey Mike wrote:Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.

Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.


Outstanding mate - well done :thup:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Monkey Mike on Fri May 18, 2012 1:36 pm

Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby orbital on Fri May 18, 2012 1:39 pm

Monkey Mike wrote:Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!


On a scale of 1-10?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Hammers Dad on Fri May 18, 2012 2:48 pm

Monkey Mike wrote:Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!


Is this part of the extra £220 after tax?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Fri May 18, 2012 3:38 pm

warp wrote:the dyson airblade


delbert wrote: Is it possible to get your cock in it?
TurnbullHammer wrote:
I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..



I rubbed my cock on a Sheffield Utd jersey after the great escape, it was pretty appealing to me at the time. :lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Dyer's Leg on Fri May 18, 2012 3:43 pm

Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Fri May 18, 2012 3:55 pm

Dyer's Leg wrote:Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.



You will beat that one tomorrow Dyer's :raver:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby BalaamBoy on Fri May 18, 2012 4:20 pm

Dyer's Leg wrote:Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.


Would that be your Groundhog Day?
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