Little things in life that make you smile

[hammerdivone]

The way the mice in my garage have managed to move a whole bag of fish food (25kg) into my toolbox as it's nearer the nest (pellet by pellet not picking up the whole bag!)

Watching them scatter as I clear the garage out

Watching my cat catch them and then spend 2 hours playing with them

Exterminating the nest today, little pissing ****ting bastards!

[TurnbullHammer]

the dyson airblade

Is it possible to get your cock in it?

I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..

[Iron Spine v2.0]

Unless you're Jewish.

[trick88]

I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..

Jessica Biel from Blade Trinity..

[TurnbullHammer]

I stand corrected. Well played sir.

[Alan P45]

In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!

[Philosophical Dan]

In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!

Brilliant news! Congratulations, chief - you must be thrilled. It'll change your life forever, and no mistake.

Fair play for the functional swimmers, too.

[Monkey Mike]

In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!

Good shot!

[BalaamBoy]

In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!

Well played sir! Good result. You'll be smiling even more in a few months time, trust me! It's one of the most amazing feelings that you will ever have, and one that no one can ever fully prepare you for.

Look after Mrs AP45 properly . . . . well, after Saturday anyway.

[Alan P45]

Cheers lads,

here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!

[Cambs Iron]

Cheers lads,

here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!

My son arrived a few days after relegation

He has just started to walk by himself without being encouraged, his 1st birthday on Monday.

[Monkey Mike]

Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.

Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.

[ham34mer]

Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.

Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.

Outstanding mate - well done

[Monkey Mike]

Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!

[orbital]

Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!

On a scale of 1-10?

[Hammers Dad]

Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!

Is this part of the extra £220 after tax?

[ageing hammer]

the dyson airblade

Is it possible to get your cock in it?

I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..

I rubbed my cock on a Sheffield Utd jersey after the great escape, it was pretty appealing to me at the time.

[Dyer's Leg]

Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.

[ageing hammer]

Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.

You will beat that one tomorrow Dyer's

[BalaamBoy]

Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.

Would that be your Groundhog Day?