Little things in life that make you smile

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hammerdivone wrote:The way the mice in my garage have managed to move a whole bag of fish food (25kg) into my toolbox as it's nearer the nest (pellet by pellet not picking up the whole bag!)

Watching them scatter as I clear the garage out

Watching my cat catch them and then spend 2 hours playing with them
Exterminating the nest today, little pissing ****ting bastards!
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warp wrote:the dyson airblade
delbert wrote: Is it possible to get your cock in it?
I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..
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Unless you're Jewish.
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TurnbullHammer wrote: I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..
Jessica Biel from Blade Trinity..
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I stand corrected. Well played sir.
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In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!
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Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!
Brilliant news! Congratulations, chief - you must be thrilled. It'll change your life forever, and no mistake.

Fair play for the functional swimmers, too.
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Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!
Good shot!
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Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.

I cant stop smiling!
Well played sir! Good result. You'll be smiling even more in a few months time, trust me! It's one of the most amazing feelings that you will ever have, and one that no one can ever fully prepare you for.

Look after Mrs AP45 properly . . . . well, after Saturday anyway.
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Cheers lads,

here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!
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Alan P45 wrote:Cheers lads,

here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!
My son arrived a few days after relegation :D

He has just started to walk by himself without being encouraged, his 1st birthday on Monday.
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Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.

Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.

:raver:
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Monkey Mike wrote:Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.

Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.
Outstanding mate - well done :thup:
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Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!
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Monkey Mike wrote:Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!
On a scale of 1-10?
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Monkey Mike wrote:Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!
Is this part of the extra £220 after tax?
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warp wrote:the dyson airblade
delbert wrote: Is it possible to get your cock in it?
TurnbullHammer wrote:
I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..

I rubbed my cock on a Sheffield Utd jersey after the great escape, it was pretty appealing to me at the time. :lol:
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Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.
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Dyer's Leg wrote:Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.

You will beat that one tomorrow Dyer's :raver:
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Dyer's Leg wrote:Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.
Would that be your Groundhog Day?
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