adie wrote:MEM you say you trust David Gold more than his dad even though he has said on twitter we have 20,000 members yet the ticket office say we only have 10,000, he said there would be a full consultation of fans about moving and there wasn't, he said he played for West Ham youth but no one remembers him, he told Brum fans he would cut the ticket prices and didn't, he said he respects and honours our traditions yet Ron Greenwood and Johnny Lyall's families had their complimentry tickets taken off them. The bloke is a master of PR unlike his dad. When are people gonna wake up and smell the coffee, the bloke is a fraud, how can anyone trust him
Sorry chaps couldn't resist it :
Adie : We get in through the newly installed underground heating system here... up through retractable seating above the running track here and into to the main hospitality suite just under the new roof here... and Brady’s office is here. Having grabbed Brady, we inform the two Dave’s that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
Doc H : What exactly are the demands?
Adie: We're giving the two Dave’s two Days to dismantle the entire Olympic Stadium if they don’t agree immediately we execute her.
Cut her head off? Cut all her bits off, send 'em back every hour on the hour... show them that the West Ham View are not to be trifled with.
Doc H : What? They'll never agree to that, Aide.
Aide : That's just a bargaining counter. And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and... that we shall not submit to blackmail.
(Applause) No blackmail!
Pinky : They've bled us claret and blue , the bastards. They've taken everything we had, Green Street, Upton Park, Pie n Mash, The Trevor Brooking stand, the Two Towers and the Chicken Run and not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
Doc H: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Doc H: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Aide: All right, Doc. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?
Paul: Well they did buy us and save us from administration.
Aide: Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Pendant : And they did put in £30 million of their own money this year to keep us afloat!
Pinky : Oh yes... keeping us afloat , Aide, you remember what it was like last time we went down and had to sell all out best players.
Aide: All right, I'll grant you that they kept us out of administration and put in £30 million of their own money are two things that the two Dave’s have done...
Hadleigh : And Captain Kevin Nolan they brought him.
Aide: (sharply) Well yes obviously Captain Kevin ... Captain Kevin Nolan goes without saying. But apart from keeping us out of administration, the £30 million investment and Captain Kevin Nolan...
Hammer 110 : ...Keeping hold of Green, Reid, Noble, Cole, O'Neil and Tompkins, and buying Taylor, Baldcok, Faye, Diop, McCartney and Lansbury…..
Aide: Yes... all right, fair enough...
Pinky : And David Gold’s Tweets and the SAB
Hadleigh: Oh yes! True!
Pinky: Yeah. Tweeting that's something we'd really miss if the Two Dave’s left, Aide.
Brownout : Guy Demel! And I am proud to wear the shirt walking in the streets at night now.
Persil : Yes, they certainly know how to keep our heads above water financially and in the league by buying Nicky Maynard and Ravel Morrison ... (general nodding)... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.
(more general murmurs of agreement)
Aide: All right... all right... But apart from keeping us out of administration, the £30 million investment and Captain Kevin Nolan... Keeping hold of Green, Reid, Noble, Cole, O'Neil and Tompkins, and buying Taylor, Baldcok, Faye, Diop, McCartney and Lansbury….. Guy Demel Gold’s tweets the SAB, Walking out at night proud to be in your West Ham shirt, Maynard and Ravel Morrison... and working their b*llocks off!!WHAT HAVE THE TWO DAVE’S EVER DONE FOR US!!!!
Mem: They did buy Vaz Te!
Aide’: (very angry, he's not having a good meeting at all)
Aide : What!? Oh... (scornfully) Vaz Te, yes Vaz Te... shut up!
And not a word about appointing Big Sam, Bringing in Carew, sacking Zola and the Grant the Grim Reaper