Exterminating the nest today, little pissing ****ting bastards!hammerdivone wrote:The way the mice in my garage have managed to move a whole bag of fish food (25kg) into my toolbox as it's nearer the nest (pellet by pellet not picking up the whole bag!)
Watching them scatter as I clear the garage out
Watching my cat catch them and then spend 2 hours playing with them
Little things in life that make you smile
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warp wrote:the dyson airblade
I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..delbert wrote: Is it possible to get your cock in it?
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Jessica Biel from Blade Trinity..TurnbullHammer wrote: I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..
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In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.
I cant stop smiling!
I cant stop smiling!
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Brilliant news! Congratulations, chief - you must be thrilled. It'll change your life forever, and no mistake.Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.
I cant stop smiling!
Fair play for the functional swimmers, too.
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Good shot!Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.
I cant stop smiling!
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Well played sir! Good result. You'll be smiling even more in a few months time, trust me! It's one of the most amazing feelings that you will ever have, and one that no one can ever fully prepare you for.Alan P45 wrote:In the last seven days I've got tickets to see WHU at wembley and the mrs has informed me that we're having our first baby.
I cant stop smiling!
Look after Mrs AP45 properly . . . . well, after Saturday anyway.
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Cheers lads,
here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!
here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!
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My son arrived a few days after relegationAlan P45 wrote:Cheers lads,
here's to hoping that Alan junior only ever sees premier league West Ham!
He has just started to walk by himself without being encouraged, his 1st birthday on Monday.
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Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.
Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.
:raver:
Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.
:raver:
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Outstanding mate - well doneMonkey Mike wrote:Was approached yesterday and asked if I'd like to be considered in an acting up position to cover a senior colleagues long term sickness. I put my hat in the ring but no promises, had others to speak to etc.
Found out today I've got it, starting on monday, extra £220 after deductions per month.
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Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!
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Is this part of the extra £220 after tax?Monkey Mike wrote:Found out today that one of my female colleagues pays for sex. The dirty slag!
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warp wrote:the dyson airblade
delbert wrote: Is it possible to get your cock in it?
TurnbullHammer wrote:
I don't really see the appeal in sticking your cock in anything that has BLADE in the title..
I rubbed my cock on a Sheffield Utd jersey after the great escape, it was pretty appealing to me at the time. :lol:
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Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.
I've had worse days.
I've had worse days.
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Dyer's Leg wrote:Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.
I've had worse days.
You will beat that one tomorrow Dyer's :raver:
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Would that be your Groundhog Day?Dyer's Leg wrote:Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.
I've had worse days.