Worst West Ham related memorabilia

[EugeneSpeed]

So, the Sullivan and Gold Bobbleheads got me thinking - what is the worst bit of West Ham memorabilia that you own? The one that makes you think "Only West Ham".

Mine...

– A team shirt signed by the last relegated squad. Everyone except Scott Parker and Carlton Cole, because they weren't at training that day.

– A rubber duck that won't float in a upright position



Feel free to move this topic if it belongs elsewhere.

[NorthBankAlliance]

The 'I follow Jack Sullivan' twitter shirt.
Most pointless cringey thing I've seen our badge on.

http://twitter.com/jsullivanwhu/status/ ... 88/photo/1

[Bobby Orangeboom]

The 'I follow Jack Sullivan' twitter shirt.
Most pointless cringey thing I've seen our badge on.

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[Clacton-ammer]

I got some proper horrible West Ham cufflinks once, they are still in the box as when I tried to open it, due to the tackiness of said product I couldn't open it!

[hammer2192]

Anyone remember those peanut heads with a West Ham kit on? Christ.

[westhamirish]

Those bobble heads are so funny!! would love them but wouldnt pay for them

[warp]

the happy clapper!
i also have a coventry one from last season

[Jumby]

I bought a West Ham rubber chicken when I was a bit p*ssed after the Boro home game last season!

[Claretdave]

Di Greekio's sign.

[PrinceH]

Good thread Eugene! Can you actually buy those D&G dolls?

[warp]

I bought a West Ham rubber chicken when I was a bit p*ssed after the Boro home game last season!

that could turn into epic by just adding a pulley in the middle!

[BSB1]

Sullies not adverse to a bit of West Ham tat. He's got two cheap West Ham Gnomes either side of the front door to his Epping mansion.

[Bobby Orangeboom]

Sullies not adverse to a bit of West Ham tat. He's got two cheap West Ham Gnomes either side of the front door to his Epping mansion.

Are they named Dave and Jack ?

[BSB1]

Are they named Dave and Jack ?

Nope, Bobby and Billy.

[cockney farmer]

I got some proper horrible West Ham cufflinks once, they are still in the box as when I tried to open it, due to the tackiness of said product I couldn't open it!

Got these and they are awful , the duck has a good quack on it though .

[Iron Works]

Bought one of these for £2.99

[EugeneSpeed]

Good thread Eugene! Can you actually buy those D&G dolls?

They were on the official West Ham Twitter feed, so I'm assuming you can!

https://twitter.com/whufc_official/stat ... 8020656128

Utter, UTTER, tat, yet I still want to own them.

[Sweeney Bod]

I dont have it anymore but it was a Rosette that I bought at the 81 Final at Wembley. It looked nice, but it after I lifted the card up a little, I could see it was just stapled on to a Cardiff City badge

[EugeneSpeed]

I don't actually own one, but these are so awful they're brilliant.

[EugeneSpeed]

I dont have it anymore but it was a Rosette that I bought at the 81 Final at Wembley. It looked nice, but it after I lifted the card up a little, I could see it was just stapled on to a Cardiff City badge

Brilliant.

My Dad has a programme from the West Ham Blackburn 7-1 that he insists on keeping on his office desk.