Little things in life that make you smile

[S-H]

I can think of worse places to be stranded.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/york ... 68753.html

Edit: 61 people, nah sod that actually, sounds like hell.

[Monkeybubbles]

The missus is from Leeds

God bless the permissive society we live in today.

[prophet:marginal]

She had a pet mouse.

It squeaks as it finds.

[r99c]

Often I don't like old tweets being dug up by saddos trying to get other people in trouble.

On this occasion though...

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Irritations are far more popular..

Just goes to prove what a moaning bunch of c**ts we are.

[Hampshire Hammer]

The missus is from Leeds so wasn't embarrassed, but she was once woken by a member of cinema staff, with a gentle nudge to the shoulder and a comment along the lines of 'your snoring is affecting other children's enjoyment of the experience'.

Shameful behaviour.

A friend of mine went on a date with a bloke who fell asleep in the cinema and snored, she nudged him awake the first time but when he fell asleep again and started snoring she got up and moved. He sent her a text after film ended asking where she was and whether she fancied going for a drink but she declined.

[prophet:marginal]

That really made me chuckle.

EDIT - as did something I read elsewhere today about Chelsea's Timo Werner, along the lines of 'he's the only player who would set out to sh*t his own pants - and miss!'

[Jonah]

The absolute ridiculousness of me demolishing a vegetarian Spanish Pisto and roasted new potatoes I made (that serves 4). I make no apology for leaving nothing for tumbledown lunches or the Mrs.

Got to love two day hangover food.



EDIT : I'M SUFFERING. Send Help.

[Jonah]

[Samba]

Phoning up this morning to get a GP appointment & being told that I was '23 in the queue'...
I had to smile..

[Samba]

I can think of worse places to be stranded.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/york ... 68753.html

Edit: 61 people, nah sod that actually, sounds like hell.

Yeah, if they ran out of food that 'Oasis tribute band' would get eaten first..

[The Old Man of Storr]

But.......but.......but.....


There's no M in ' Let It Snow ' so how could he have rearranged the letters to read Melon Tits .

And that's why Mum went to Iceland and not Countdown .

[DasNutNock2]

[Samba]

But.......but.......but.....


There's no M in ' Let It Snow ' so how could he have rearranged the letters to read Melon Tits .

And that's why Mum went to Iceland and not Countdown .

Turned the W upside down..

[Samba]

Omicron Boris.
O sir, no crimbo..

[southbrishammer]

Getting in the Treestumps! Thread before it was locked.

[S-H]

Fair play to V-M for managing to get a thread in the Snug locked, that takes some doing..

[westham,eggyandchips]

Loads of people at my work decided to attend this year's Xmas party mainly because it guaranteed them the afternoon off work.

A couple of them, that never attend anything like this were being particularly smug about it.

Xmas party cancelled today so now they all have to go in as normal.

[-DL-]

I'm a young 47 today, but I'm now feeling extremely old as my eldest daughter has just announced that I'm going to be a Grandad

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Congratulations DL, and daughter too

What a lovely birthday present.