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smuts wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:12 pm The man went out last night in a police Benny hat and a stab vest...what more do you want from him? :lol:
Not only out, he was in deepest, darkest Liverpool.
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The Police sniffer dog went nuts around him! Leapt up to have a good nose at his suit pockets :chin:
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Junco Partner wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:32 pm Similar swings in Uxbridge would have Johnson unseated, Raab, Rees-Mogg and a few other cabinet members would be in big trouble too.
I was more wondering why labour would step aside
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Junco Partner wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 9:48 am The Police sniffer dog went nuts around him! Leapt up to have a good nose at his suit pockets :chin:
I was once travelling through the airport security gates carrying loads of meat for our Christmas dinner in our bags (combined must have been close to 20kgs worth), when I spotted sniffer dogs.
Oh boy, I am in so much trouble, but they didn't even blink as I walked past.
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Hummer_I_mean_Hammer wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 10:15 am I was once travelling through the airport security gates carrying loads of meat for our Christmas dinner in our bags (combined must have been close to 20kgs worth), when I spotted sniffer dogs.
Oh boy, I am in so much trouble, but they didn't even blink as I walked past.
Perhaps they were vegetarians :chin:
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Nah, sniffer dogs just pig out on Caramac from the 24hr garage.
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OFT wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 10:47 am Perhaps they were vegetarians :chin:
never thought of that. :newthumb:
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Hummer_I_mean_Hammer wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 10:15 am I was once travelling through the airport security gates carrying loads of meat for our Christmas dinner in our bags (combined must have been close to 20kgs worth), when I spotted sniffer dogs.
Oh boy, I am in so much trouble, but they didn't even blink as I walked past.

Thanks , you've just given me an idea .

Hollow out a pork joint and stick [ your drug of choice ] inside .

Voila , you're a Drug Dealer .


p.s. I've taken out a patent on this so no copying .
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The Old Man of Storr wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 12:59 pm Thanks , you've just given me an idea .

Hollow out a pork joint and stick [ your drug of choice ] inside .

Voila , you're a Drug Dealer .


p.s. I've taken out a patent on this so no copying .
What about a leg of lamb, is that on the patent?
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OFT wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 1:15 pm What about a leg of lamb, is that on the patent?
Or what about prosthetics?

Is that included?

If not we can send Sendo out with his doggy prosthetic arm..
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They really are laughing at us
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Danny's Dyer Acting wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 2:55 pm This is apparently one of 14 cases the Met are currently prosecuting of people having gatherings which broke Covid laws last December. Seems this lot need to call Dominic Raab and have him explain this whole "the police don't prosecute stuff that happened in the past" defence.

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sendô wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:11 pm Indeed, there were quite a few people with £10k fines for having parties during lockdown.

Looks like it's still "do as I say not as I do, plebs" from the born-to-rule class.

Yet the turkeys will keep voting for them.

Ahem ...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 47194.html
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Prob wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:01 pm They really are laughing at us
Laughing about a party that never happened, but was in line with the guidelines if it did, but it didn't...and there was definitely no middle class drugs.
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Yet people will still vote them in
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Cheese, wine and nibbles. No weed and coke?

Sounds tame.
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mumbles87 wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 9:10 pm
Surely, his certainty that this wouldn't be investigated by the police, even as other people were getting fines that he and his government had put in place to deal with exactly what they are doing here, can't resonate well with anyone on here can it? Between this and the Stratton video above they are clearly taking the piss, and feel entitled and confident that they can get away with anything.

Hasn't Monkeybubbles been picked up before for saying that they are laughing at us? Between these two videos who could ever dispute those words of MB again? Not that I'd ever do it obviously, :) but if I had voted Tory in 2019 I'd be feeling mugged off by now.
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Lots on non-voting Tories getting upset about something and nothing again.
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If there were any plans (or need) to bring in further restrictions then they’ve put themselves in a pretty tough position haven’t they?

I think the main thing is that they all had a really good Christmas last year.
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westham,eggyandchips wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 11:56 pm Lots on non-voting Tories getting upset about something and nothing again.
:asleep:
Even senior tories are once again briefing the press saying one rule for Johnson's friends and one for the rest of us just like Patterson.
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mumbles87 wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 9:10 pm

Yet people will still vote them in
Pretty sure this video was taken on monday this week, not last year
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