Lawro at it again !

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Hammer Laffers
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And he predicts....

Post by Hammer Laffers »

2-0 boro

All of a sudden Middlesbrough look full of confidence and it all stemmed from the win against Arsenal.

Tuncay Sanli is starting to look like the player Boro hoped he would be when they signed him in the summer and is among the goals.

West Ham are still huffing and puffing and two defeats in four days at the hands of Everton would not have helped their confidence.

Nice to see the **** get only one correct result last week :lol: :thup:
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Re: And he predicts....

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Thatch Headed C*nt.
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03H
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Re: And he predicts....

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Well he has predicted a loss for us, so that normally means a win. :think:

But he's still a **** for predicting us to lose - ****.
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Re: And he predicts....

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If I never write anything else on this forum, I'll be happy that my last words were lawro is a ****.
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Re: And he predicts....

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Second biggest one in the UK.......after Danni Lloyd's (thinks that's her name.....the serial football dater)!!!
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Re: And he predicts....

Post by Whitters »

True, but this quote from him was quite good, and surprisingly anti-Liverpool:

Mark Lawrenson after referee Mark Halsey disposes of a golf ball thrown on to the pitch at Anfield:


"Can't have been a Titleist."
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Re: And he predicts....

Post by chief clancy wiggum »

GTHC
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Re: And he predicts....

Post by ereford ammer »

thanks for gifting us three points with your legendary expertise you complete and utter c***
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Re: And he predicts....

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simian major wrote:Second biggest one in the UK.......after Danni Lloyd's (thinks that's her name.....the serial football dater)!!!

She has a c*** I'd shag, whereas lawro - just a c***!
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Re: And he predicts....

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we always lose at boro anyway...

but hes still a complete and utter c***
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Re: And he predicts....

Post by I am Lawro »

C*nt.
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Re: And he predicts....

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Closet Lawro
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Re: And he predicts....

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See you next Tuesday
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Re: And he predicts....

Post by claretandjoob »

Whitters wrote:True, but this quote from him was quite good, and surprisingly anti-Liverpool:

i think thats very witty. from now on hes no longer a total ****ing **** in my eyes. just a ****ing ****.
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Re: And he predicts....

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Shaven-lipped ****
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Re: And he predicts....

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What a c***.

And that Lawro is too.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: And he predicts....

Post by Home Counties East »

He plays the odds. If he predicts a bad result for us it's 50/50 he'll be right. If he's wrong, people will say "Oh well. knowing West Ham, you can't really blame him for expecting them to flunk it more often than not."

The only way to **** this c**t up is to have a good consistent run of form in the league.
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Re: And he predicts....

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Don't read too much into what he says....

Last week he got one prediction right and no perfect scores. Even by just predicting home wins you'd average 3/4 correct results a week
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Re: And he predicts....

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mokum hammer wrote:Closet Lawro
:lol: V. Good.
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Re: And he predicts....

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f*** off Lawro
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