Premier League
West Ham United 2 Newcastle United 0

Monday, 14th September 2015
by Gordon Thrower

Would the secretary please note that Mr Hyde has left the stadium.



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Player Ratings

Darren Randolph
Well I?EUR(TM)ll admit concern when Adrian?EUR(TM)s disgraceful ban was upheld by the money grabbing charlatans at the FA (no offence Greg mate!). My worry was based on what I?EUR(TM)d seen of Randolph in close season. However, when required he has not been found wanting and has proven a worthy replacement even if he?EUR(TM)s not been overly taxed in his last two matches.


James Tomkins
Looked quite comfortable at right back. I was a bit concerned that the enforced move across to the centre might disrupt his concentration. That concern proved to be misplaced.


Aaron Cresswell
Another good runout. The combination with Moses on that side looks interesting as well.


Winston Reid
Just looks better and better to me with each passing match.


Angelo Ogbonna
Was doing ok before his hamstring gave out.


Cheikhou Kouyate
Wile-E is rapidly becoming one of my favourite players in this side. The amount of hard work he gets through is breathtaking.


Mark Noble
Mixed some excellent moments with the odd casual/sloppy pass but overall had a good match.


Victor Moses
A fine debut which only the crossbar prevented him from capping with a goal. His pace and power will cause better teams than Newcastle problems. Tired towards the end but having spent so much time figuring only as an entry on the asset side of Chelsea?EUR(TM)s balance sheet he will only get fitter with more time on the pitch.


Manuel Lanzini



Dimitri Payet
Dear Sky. What is the point in me writing about how rubbish he is every week to keep other clubs off the scent if you go and televise our matches and show how bloody good he is? Apart from the excellent goals, the passing, the link-up play and the unheralded donkey work in tracking back and helping to break down any opposition attacks, the MOTM did nothing worthy of note and I?EUR(TM)d certainly look elsewhere if I were French manager Didier Deschamps.


Diafra Sakho
Another hard-working performance in which he held the ball up superbly and did well bringing others into the game.



Substitutes

Carl Jenkinson
(Replaced Ogbonna) Much better ?EUR" not given much of a test defensively admittedly but wasn?EUR(TM)t afraid to get forward when the occasion demanded.


Pedro Obiang
(Replaced Lanzini) Did that disrupting and laying off role as well as we are beginning to expect from him in his time on the pitch.


Andy Carroll
(Replaced Sakho) Not really on for long enough to register bit it was good to see him back nevertheless.


Raphael Spiegal
Did not play.


James Collins
Did not play.


Michail Antonio
Did not play.


Nikica Jelavic
Did not play.



Match Facts

West Ham United: Darren Randolph, James Tomkins, Aaron Cresswell, Winston Reid, Angelo Ogbonna, Cheikhou Kouyate, Mark Noble, Victor Moses, Manuel Lanzini, Dimitri Payet, Diafra Sakho.

Goals: Dimitri Payet 9 Dimitri Payet 48                .

Booked: n/a           .

Sent Off: n/a     .

Newcastle United: Tim Krul, Fabricio Coloccini, Jack Colback, Georginio Wijnaldum, Moussa Sissoko, Vurnon Anita, Papiss Cisse, Chancel Mbemba, Massadio Haidara, Florian Thauvin, Daryl Janmaat.

Subs not used: Karl Darlow, Yoan Gouffran, Gabriel Obertan, Jamaal Lascelles.

Goals: n/a.

Booked: Jack Colback, Daryl Janmaat.

Sent off: None.

Referee: Anthony Taylor.

Attendance: 34,907.

Man of the Match: Dimitri Payet.