Premiership
West Ham United 0 Watford 1

Saturday, 10th February 2007
by East Stand Martin

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Player Ratings

Robert Green
Didn?EUR(TM)t actually have a save to make.


Lucas Neill
Oh bloody hell how many more injuries are we going to get?


George McCartney
Doesn?EUR(TM)t help Etherington nearly enough for me.


Anton Ferdinand
Look you?EUR(TM)ve seen them diving all over the place why give them the option by trying to pull them back? Tested only the once and found wanting.


Calum Davenport
Defensively not really tested but distribution was poor at times.


Nigel Quashie
Watching him put yet another 35 yard effort into row z behind the goal or a 10 yard pass into touch was one of the more depressing sights of the match.


Nigel Reo-Coker
Tried to instil a bit of fight about the place but wasn?EUR(TM)t really all that convincing.


Yossi Benayoun
Looked dangerous when running at people but had precious little support.


Matthew Etherington
Came into the game a bit more in the second half having spent the first half stuck on the touchline screaming for the pass that never came.


Marlon Harewood
Awful. And not just for the penalty.


Bobby Zamora
Should have scored first half but skied a sitter.



Substitutes

Jonathan Spector
(Replaced Neill, 32) Not tested defensively, didn?EUR(TM)t show going forward.


Carlos Tevez
(Replaced Zamora, 46) Looked capable of rescuing the match. I?EUR(TM)d have liked to have seen him on from the start.


Luis Boa Morte
(Replaced Quashie, 80) Came on for Quashie late on. Apparently.


Rob Carroll
Did not play.


Christian Dailly
Did not play.



Match Facts

West Ham United: Robert Green, Lucas Neill, George McCartney, Anton Ferdinand, Calum Davenport, Nigel Quashie, Nigel Reo-Coker, Yossi Benayoun, Matthew Etherington, Marlon Harewood, Bobby Zamora.

Goals: None.

Booked: Calum Davenport 12 Jonathan Spector 67 Yossi Benayoun 76      .

Sent Off: None sent off.     .

Watford: Foster, Mariappa, DeMerit, Mackay, Stewart, Smith, Mahon, Francis, Cavalli, Henderson, Kabba..

Subs not used: Priskin, Shittu, Hoskins..

Goals: Henderson (12 pen)..

Booked: Mariappa (75)..

Sent off: None.

Referee: A.Wiley.

Attendance: 34,625.

Man of the Match: Carlos Tevez.