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2016/17 Match Reports

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 0-1
Saturday, 20th October 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are back in trouble after falling to a sixth Premier League defeat in nine against Tottenham in Stratford this afternoon...''

Brighton & Hove Albion (a) 0-1
Friday, 5th October 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's four-game unbeaten run came to a disappointing end as Glenn Murray's early goal was enough to condemn Manuel Pellegrini's side to their first defeat in five games...''

Manchester United (h) 3-1
Saturday, 29th September 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United eased to a second win in four days thanks to an excellent opening 45 minutes at the Olympic Stadium...''

Macclesfield Town (h) 8-0
Wednesday, 26th September 2018
by Staff Writer
''Manuel Pellegrini's team of reserves and Academy hopefuls secured the club's biggest victory in 35 years as they brushed aside a hapless Macclesfield Town side at the Olympic Stadium...''

Chelsea (h) 0-0
Sunday, 23rd September 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham secured their first clean sheet of the new season thanks to a goalless draw against Chelsea in Sunday lunchtime's big London derby...''

Everton (a) 3-1
Sunday, 16th September 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are off the bottom of the Premier League after picking up their first league win of the season...''

Wolverhampton Wanderers (h) 0-1
Saturday, 1st September 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham slumped to a fourth successive Premier League defeat as newly-promoted Wolves snatched all three points in Stratford with an injury time winner...''

AFC Wimbledon (a) 3-1
Tuesday, 28th August 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are through to the third round of the Carabao Cup thanks to two late goals against a ten-man Wimbledon side...''

Arsenal (a) 1-3
Saturday, 25th August 2018
by Staff Writer
''It was a much-improved performance from West Ham but the same disappointing outcome as Manuel Pellegrini's side slumped to a third successive Premier League defeat at The Emirates...''

Bournemouth (h) 1-2
Saturday, 18th August 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham fell to back-to-back defeats as a second successive Premier League campaign begins with two reversals...''

Liverpool (a) 0-4
Sunday, 12th August 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham came crashing back down to earth with a bang as Manuel Pellegrini's new-look squad were thrashed by Liverpool at Anfield.adium...''

Everton (h) 3-1
Sunday, 13th May 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham ended the 2017/18 season in 13th spot following a comprehensive last day defeat of Everton at the Olympic Stadium...''

Manchester United (h) 0-0
Thursday, 10th May 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham missed an opportunity to give themselves a genuine chance of a top half finish at the Olympic Stadium tonight as Manchester Utd guaranteed runners-up spot in the Premier League...''

Leicester City (a) 2-0
Saturday, 5th May 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's Premier League status has been all but guaranteed thanks to a comfortable win at the King Power Stadium this afternoon...''

Manchester City (h) 1-4
Sunday, 29th April 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham conceded three goals or more for the NINTH time since David Moyes succeeded Slaven Bilic as manager, as they fell to yet another demoralising heavy defeat at home...''

Arsenal (a) 1-4
Sunday, 22nd April 2018
by Staff Writer
''A late second half collapse saw West ham fall to a predictable defeat at The Emirates this lunchtime...''

Stoke City (h) 1-1
Monday, 16th April 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's run without a home win against Stoke stretched to six matches tonight - but it could have been so much worse...''

Chelsea (a) 1-1
Sunday, 8th April 2018
by Staff Writer
''A late Javier Hernandez equaliser was enough to lift West Ham SIX points clear of the relegation zone as West Ham held Chelsea to a 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge this afternoon...''

Southampton (h) 3-0
Saturday, 31st March 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham moved five points clear of the relegation zone with a thoroughly convincing 3-0 win against fellow strugglers Southampton at the Olympic Stadium this afternoon...''

Burnley (h) 0-3
Saturday, 10th March 2018
by East Stand Martin
''West Ham's latest disastrous Premier League outing ended in angry scenes as thousands of supporters gathered around the Directors' Box to remonstrate with David Sullivan and David Gold...''

Swansea City (a) 1-4
Saturday, 3rd March 2018
by East Stand Martin
''First of all, a thank you to the mass media for spreading widespread fear about the snow and ice. Never seen such quiet roads. Oxford Fred wasn't convinced early doors after I said the road trip was on. "Mad bastards", he said...''

Liverpool (a) 1-4
Saturday, 24th February 2018
by East Stand Martin
''Ah yes, a trip up to Anfield, a proper football stadium nestling like a jewel amongst the terraced houses and the burnt out cars. I'm always grateful to the Scouse fans for letting me know about the acute mugging threat in the streets. Sound advice that, never walking alone in Liverpool...''

Watford (h) 2-0
Saturday, 10th February 2018
by David Fletcher
''West Ham take all three points as they get the better of a lacklustre Watford side, still hungover from their surprising victory at Vicarage Road on Monday...''

Brighton & Hove Albion (a) 1-3
Saturday, 3rd February 2018
by East Stand Martin
''It’s been another fun old week in the parallel universe of Planet Gold, Sullivan and Brady...''

Brighton & Hove Albion (a) 1-3
Saturday, 3rd February 2018
by David Fletcher
''West Ham's unbeaten run in the Premier League came to an anti-climatic end as they were beaten convincingly by Brighton...''

Crystal Palace (h) 1-1
Tuesday, 30th January 2018
by Staff Writer
''A Mark Noble penalty was enough to earn West Ham a point in this evening's mid-table battle against Crystal Palace...''

Wigan Athletic (a) 0-2
Saturday, 27th January 2018
by Staff Writer
''Full report to follow soon.....''

Bournemouth (h) 1-1
Saturday, 20th January 2018
by David Fletcher
''It finishes a goal apiece at the London Stadium as West Ham and Bournemouth fight it out for a point which means both sides keep their position in mid table...''

Shrewsbury Town (h) 1-0
Tuesday, 16th January 2018
by Staff Writer
''West Ham squeezed through to the 4th round of this year's FA Cup by the narrowest of margins thanks to a senior debut goal for central defender Reece Burke...''

Huddersfield Town (a) 4-1
Saturday, 13th January 2018
by East Stand Martin
''I checked the other day and it’s been just over six years since I had a match report up on Kumb.com. I suppose you’re wondering where I’ve been?..''

Shrewsbury Town (a) 0-0
Sunday, 7th January 2018
by Staff Writer
''Report to follow...''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 1-1
Thursday, 4th January 2018
by David Fletcher
''A resolute and compact West Ham side stand firm and take away a valuable point from Wembley as they play out a draw with London rivals Tottenham, despite taking the lead deep into the second half...''

West Bromwich Albion (h) 2-1
Tuesday, 2nd January 2018
by David Fletcher
''A last gasp finish from Andy Carroll sees West Ham surge up the table as they hit back at fellow strugglers West Brom having gone a goal behind deep into the first half...''

Bournemouth (a) 3-3
Tuesday, 26th December 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were denied all three points by a hugely controversial referee's decision at the Vitality Stadium this afternoon...''

Newcastle United (h) 2-3
Saturday, 23rd December 2017
by David Fletcher
''Newcastle take all three points in a well fought encounter at the London Stadium where West Ham fought until the end to salvage something in what was to be an anti-climatic ending for the Hammers...''

Arsenal (a) 0-1
Tuesday, 19th December 2017
by Staff Writer
''An under-strength West Ham exited the Carabao Cup with barely a whimper at The Emirates tonight, going down to a first half Danny Welbeck strike...''

Stoke City (a) 3-0
Saturday, 16th December 2017
by Staff Writer
''It's taken 17 games and four months to get there, but West Ham finally have a Premier League away win in season 2017/18...''

Arsenal (h) 0-0
Wednesday, 13th December 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were denied a second consecutive derby victory by the width of a crossbar at the Olympic Stadium tonight...''

Chelsea (h) 1-0
Saturday, 9th December 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham eased their relegation worries with an unexpected - but fully deserved - win against Chelsea in this afternoon's big London derby...''

Manchester City (a) 1-2
Sunday, 3rd December 2017
by David Fletcher
''Another late winner sealed the deal for the league leaders and as a consequence extended West Ham's run without a win in the league to eight games despite taking the lead...''

Everton (a) 0-4
Wednesday, 29th November 2017
by Staff Writer
''The David Moyes experiment is proving to be rather less successful than hoped after West Ham fell to yet another humiliating defeat at the hands of fellow strugglers Everton tonight...''

Leicester City (h) 1-1
Friday, 24th November 2017
by David Fletcher
''An exhausting night for the Hammers ends in a point apiece as Leicester fought them out for a draw...''

Watford (a) 0-2
Sunday, 19th November 2017
by Staff Writer
''The appointment of David Moyes failed to lift West Ham out of the doldrums as they succumbed to a 2-0 defeat at Vicarage Road this afternoon...''

Liverpool (h) 1-4
Saturday, 4th November 2017
by David Fletcher
''A lucklustre West Ham side falls to its knees under calamitous circumstances on home soil at Liverpool's mercy. Despite their decent start, it was to be a long night for the Hammers as they fall to their fourth defeat of the season by three goals or more...''

Crystal Palace (a) 2-2
Saturday, 28th October 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham threw away two points with virtually the final kick of the game at Selhurst Park this afternoon...''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 3-2
Wednesday, 25th October 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are through to the last eight of the Carabao Cup after producing a stunning comeback against Tottenham at Wembley...''

Brighton & Hove Albion (h) 0-3
Friday, 20th October 2017
by David Fletcher
''Another dismal home performance by West Ham puts the manager and the team, once again, under heavy scrutiny..''

Burnley (a) 1-1
Saturday, 14th October 2017
by David Fletcher
''Ten-man West Ham settled for a share of the points at Turf Moor after their 1-1 draw with Burnley...''

Swansea City (h) 1-0
Saturday, 30th September 2017
by Staff Writer
''It's less than four weeks since Diafra Sakho flew himself to France in order to push through a transfer deadline day move to Rennes...''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 2-3
Saturday, 23rd September 2017
by David Fletcher
''A crushing 2-3 defeat by London rivals Tottenham sends West Ham back into the relegation zone. ..''

Bolton Wanderers (h) 3-0
Tuesday, 19th September 2017
by Staff Writer
''Slaven Bilic's second string eased their way through to the next stage of the Carabao Cup with a comprehensive victory against Championship side Bolton at the Olympic Stadium tonight...''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 0-0
Saturday, 16th September 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''This won’t take too long...''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 0-0
Saturday, 16th September 2017
by David Fletcher
''Following the highs of Monday night's home win against Huddersfield, West Ham fell straight back down to earth with a lacklustre goalless draw at the Hawthorns...''

Huddersfield Town (h) 2-0
Monday, 11th September 2017
by David Fletcher
''West Ham finally kickstarted their season with a comprehensive 2-0 win over Huddersfield...''

Newcastle United (a) 0-3
Saturday, 26th August 2017
by Staff Writer
''Wanted. Captain and tactician to give rudderless underachieving Premier League football team. Must have kicking own players up the backside skills...''

Cheltenham Town (a) 2-0
Wednesday, 23rd August 2017
by David Fletcher
''West Ham finally get their season up and running after a relatively smooth 2-0 victory against League 2 opposition Cheltenham in Round 2 of the Carabao Cup...''

Southampton (a) 2-3
Saturday, 19th August 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''I think we can now safely assume that you have to actually murder someone before you get dropped from the referee’s select group list...''

Manchester United (a) 0-4
Sunday, 13th August 2017
by David Fletcher
''Same old West Ham, starting the season off with an incredibly inconsistent performance...''

Manchester City (n) 0-3
Friday, 4th August 2017
by Staff Writer
''Slaven Bilic's side featured all four key summer signings on the day - but still failed miserably to cope with a far superior City side in Reykjavik this afternoon...''

Altona 93 (n) 3-3
Tuesday, 1st August 2017
by Staff Writer
''A strong West Ham XI were nearly embarrassed by minnows Altona 93 on the latest leg of their pre-season programme...''

Werder Bremen (n) 2-2
Saturday, 29th July 2017
by Staff Writer
''(Werder Bremen win 3-2 on aggregate)..''

Werder Bremen (n) 0-1
Friday, 28th July 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's first of two games in 24 hours against Werder Bremen ended in defeat thanks to a first half strike from Johannes Eggestein...''

Fulham (n) 2-1
Thursday, 20th July 2017
by Staff Writer
''Goals From Manual Lanzini and Ashley Fletcher were enough to secure a first win of pre-season for Slaven Bilic's Hammers...''

Burnley (a) 2-1
Sunday, 21st May 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''Tired. Very tired...''

Burnley (a) 2-1
Sunday, 21st May 2017
by David Fletcher
''It's job done for West Ham as they scraped the three points at Turf Moor with a narrow win against Burnley that sees them move up to elevnth in the table, finishing above reigning champions Leicester and today's opposition...''

Liverpool (h) 0-4
Sunday, 14th May 2017
by David Fletcher
''A mediocre season ended with a below average performance as West Ham crumbled against Liverpool in the final game of their inaugural season at the London Stadium. ..''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 1-0
Friday, 5th May 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''Hands up who still has a grin on their face…..''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 1-0
Friday, 5th May 2017
by David Fletcher
''Surely the most memorable performance that the West Ham's new London Stadium has seen?..''

Stoke City (a) 0-0
Saturday, 29th April 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham have extended their unbeaten run in the Premier League to four games after securing a point with a goalless draw at The Britannia Stadium...''

Everton (h) 0-0
Saturday, 22nd April 2017
by Staff Writer
''There were few thrills and spills at the Olympic Stadium this afternoon as West Ham produced their first goalless draw since moving to Stratford...''

Sunderland (a) 2-2
Saturday, 15th April 2017
by Staff Writer
''They may be two of the Premier League's poorest sides based on recent form, but at least Sunderland and West Ham managed to produce a reasonably-entertaining affair at the Stadium of Light...''

Swansea (h) 1-0
Saturday, 8th April 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''Crisis? What Crisis...''

Arsenal (a) 0-3
Wednesday, 5th April 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are facing a battle against relegation after going down 3-0 at the Emirates against Arsenal...''

Hull City (a) 1-2
Saturday, 1st April 2017
by Gordon Thrower
'' There are two halves in a game. Just saying...''

Leicester City (h) 2-3
Saturday, 18th March 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''Remember the good old days when it was letting in goals at the END of matches that we had to worry about?..''

AFC Bournemouth (a) 2-3
Saturday, 11th March 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were taken to the cleaners on the South Coast this afternoon as Slaven Bilic's side went down to a 90th-minute strike from Josh King...''

Chelsea (h) 1-2
Monday, 6th March 2017
by Staff Writer
''A mistake either side of the break cost West Ham dearly in tonight's London derby at the Olympic Stadium...''

Watford (a) 1-1
Saturday, 25th February 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham failed to turn their superiority into goals at Watford tonight - but could count themselves extremely unlucky to leave Vicarage Road with only one point...''

West Bromwich Albion (h) 2-2
Saturday, 11th February 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''Never mind the FA, couldn’t Parliament do something about PGMOL?..''

Southampton (a) 3-1
Saturday, 4th February 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are back in the upper half of the Premier League table tonight after winning a third away game in four at St Mary's this afternoon...''

Manchester City (h) 0-4
Wednesday, 1st February 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were humbled and humiliated for the second time in a matter of weeks at the hands of Manchester City at the Olympic Stadium tonight...''

Middlesbrough (a) 3-1
Saturday, 21st January 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are back into the top half of the Premier League for the first time since August thanks to an Andy Carroll brace and a debut strike from Jonathan Calleri...''

Crystal Palace (h) 3-0
Saturday, 14th January 2017
by Gordon Thrower
''Whatever happened to Harchester United?..''

Manchester City (h) 0-5
Friday, 6th January 2017
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's season is all but over in the first week of January, after Slaven Bilic's side were humiliated in front of their own fans against a rampant Man City...''

Manchester United (h) 0-2
Monday, 2nd January 2017
by Staff Writer #2
''An astonishingly poor performance from a referee noted for his love of the limelight proved the difference between the two sides at the London Stadium this evening...''

Leicester City (a) 0-1
Saturday, 31st December 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''United's inability to break down a packed defence proved costly at the King Power Stadium as the Irons ended 2016 on a defeat...''

Swansea City (a) 4-1
Monday, 26th December 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''West Ham secured their biggest win of the season as they ran riot against a fragile Swansea at the Liberty Stadium this afternoon...''

Hull City (h) 1-0
Saturday, 17th December 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Normally if you’d told me that we would be two points ahead of the reigning champions at Christmas I’d have taken it but.....''

Burnley (h) 1-0
Wednesday, 14th December 2016
by Staff Writer
''It certainly wasn't pretty, but West Ham delivered three vital points on a nervy night in east London...''

Liverpool (a) 2-2
Sunday, 11th December 2016
by Staff Writer
''A Dimitri Payet free kick and another goal for the club's leading scorer Michail Antonio were enough to secure what could yet prove to be an important point at Anfirled this afternoon...''

Arsenal (h) 1-5
Saturday, 3rd December 2016
by Staff Writer
''Slaven Bilic pulled no punches when asked to assess his team's abject performance in today's London derby against Arsenal...''

Manchester United (a) 1-4
Wednesday, 30th November 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are out of the EFL Cup after suffering a heavy defeat at Old Trafford tonight...''

Manchester United (a) 1-1
Sunday, 27th November 2016
by Staff Writer
''Diafra Sakho's first goal of the campaign- the first by any West Ham striker this season - was good enough to earn a point for Slaven Bilic's strugglers at Old Trafford this afternoon...''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 2-3
Saturday, 19th November 2016
by Staff Writer
''Match report coming soon!..''

Stoke City (h) 1-1
Saturday, 5th November 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Did you really expect anything else from Stoke?..''

Everton (a) 0-2
Sunday, 30th October 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's four game unbeaten run came to and end at Goodison Park this afternoon - as Romelu Lukaku continued his amazing goalscoring run against United...''

Chelsea (h) 2-1
Wednesday, 26th October 2016
by Trevor Twohig
''As the sun set majestically in east London, so did Chelsea’s hopes of silverware in this increasingly important competition, as West Ham United ran out comfortable winners at the London Stadium...''

Sunderland (h) 1-0
Saturday, 22nd October 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham secured all three points at the Olympic Stadium against Sunderland this afternoon - with virtually the last kick of the game...''

Crystal Palace (a) 1-0
Saturday, 15th October 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Wanted: Honest man to referee Premier League matches. Current bunch of liars and brain donors need not apply...''

Middlesbrough (h) 1-1
Saturday, 1st October 2016
by Staff Writer
''Goal of the Season? You may as well end the competition now...''

Southampton (h) 0-3
Sunday, 25th September 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Oh dear...''

Accrington Stanley (h) 1-0
Wednesday, 21st September 2016
by Staff Writer
''A full match report will follow soon.....''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 2-4
Saturday, 17th September 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's defensive frailties were exposed for all to see as a previously goal-shy Albion ran riot at the Hawthorns this afternoon...''

Watford (h) 2-4
Saturday, 10th September 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham slipped to a third defeat in four at the hands of Watford this afternoon - despite having led 2-0 at one stage...''

Manchester City (a) 1-3
Sunday, 28th August 2016
by Staff Writer
''There were to be no repeats of last season's heroics as West Ham were soundly beaten by Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium this afternoon...''

Astra Giurgiu (h) 0-1
Thursday, 25th August 2016
by Staff Writer
''Of all the things West Ham could have taken with them from the Boleyn Ground to the Olympic Stadium, humiliating Cup defeats was probably not particularly high on the agenda...''

AFC Bournemouth (h) 1-0
Sunday, 21st August 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham marked their first ever Premier League fixture at the Olympic Stadium with a win - albeit a late one...''

Astra Giurgiu (a) 1-1
Thursday, 18th August 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are in pole position at the halfway stage in their Europa League clash with Astra after drawing the first leg 1-1 in Romania tonight...''

Chelsea (a) 1-2
Monday, 15th August 2016
by Staff Writer
''Diego Costa grabbed an 89th-minute winner for Chelsea in tonight's Premier League opener at Stamford Bridge on a night when he could - and perhaps should - have been booked FOUR times...''

Juventus (h) 2-3
Sunday, 7th August 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham succumbed to defeat in their final match of pre-season against Italian champions Juventus at the Olympic Stadium this afternoon...''

NK Domzale (h) 3-0
Thursday, 4th August 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Not so much a match report more of a travel guide…..''

NK Domzale (h) 3-0
Thursday, 4th August 2016
by Staff Writer
''After many months of legal wrangling, bitter disputes and much public outrage, the Olympic Stadium finally opened its doors to West Ham United tonight...''

NK Domzale (a) 1-2
Thursday, 28th July 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were lucky to take a one-goal deficit into next week's second leg after a turgid display by Slaven Bilic's side in Llubjana tonight...''

Karlsruher SC (a) 3-0
Saturday, 23rd July 2016
by Staff Writer
''A full match report wil follow shortly.....''

Rubin Kazan (a) 0-3
Wednesday, 20th July 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's woeful pre-season continued in Austria this afternoon as they slumped to a 3-0 defeat against Russian Premier League side Rubin Kazan...''

FC Slovacko (a) 2-2
Tuesday, 19th July 2016
by Staff Writer
''An entertaining pre-season friendly ended in stalemate as FC Slovacko came from two down with just five minutes to play to earn a share of the spoils...''

Carolina RailHawks (a) 2-2
Wednesday, 13th July 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham ended their brief tour of the US with an entertaining yet rain-interrupted game against the Railhawks in North Carolina this morning...''

Seattle Sounders (a) 0-3
Wednesday, 6th July 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's US tour began with a resounding defeat at the hands of MLS Western Conference outfit Seattle Sounders at the CenturyLink Field this morning...''

2015/16 Match Reports

Stoke City (a) 1-2
Sunday, 15th May 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United's thoroughly-encouraging season ended in disappointing fashion after Stoke came from behind to steal all three points at the Britannia Stadium this afternoon...''

Manchester United (h) 3-2
Tuesday, 10th May 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Ok so it wasn’t my contact lenses that were playing up...''

Swansea City (h) 1-4
Saturday, 7th May 2016
by Staff Writer
''Francesco Guidolin's Swansea City became the first team to beat West Ham at the Boleyn Ground in the Premier League since August 2015 when they all but ended West Ham's slim hopes of qualifying for the Champions League...''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 1-1
Saturday, 30th April 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United's run of games without a win extended to four on Sunday afternoon following a disappointing draw at home to West Bromwich Albion at the Boleyn Ground...''

Watford (h) 3-1
Wednesday, 20th April 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's faint hopes of securing a European spot remain alive tonight after a 3-1 win against a distinctly lacklustre Watford at the Boleyn Ground...''

Leicester City (a) 2-2
Sunday, 17th April 2016
by Staff Writer
''Jamie Vardy became the 18th player this season to be sent off in a fixture involving West Ham United as title-chasing Leicester held United to a 2-2 draw at the King Power Stadium. Read more at http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=129709#qYjHwYc3GhEOua8C.99..''

Manchester United (h) 1-2
Wednesday, 13th April 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are out of the FA Cup after falling to a disappointing defeat at home to Manchester United tonight...''

Arsenal (h) 3-3
Saturday, 9th April 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''So how was your weekend?..''

Crystal Palace (h) 2-2
Saturday, 2nd April 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Is there a single honest or competent referee in the select group? Apparently not...''

Chelsea (a) 2-2
Saturday, 19th March 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''I guess a billion quid buys you a lot of referee, eh Roman?..''

Manchester United (a) 1-1
Sunday, 13th March 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Another day, another trip to Old Trafford cheated out of a win...''

Everton (a) 3-2
Saturday, 5th March 2016
by Staff Writer
''Dimitri Payet exacted revenge on James McCarthy and Everton in the perfect manner - by scoring a last-minute winner at Goodison Park this afternoon...''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 1-0
Wednesday, 2nd March 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham denied their North London neighbours the chance to go top of the Premier League at the Boleyn Ground tonight as Michail Antonio's early strike secured a vital three points for Slaven Bilic's side...''

Sunderland (h) 1-0
Saturday, 27th February 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham extended their unbeaten run in the Premier League to five games - albeit in rather fortuitous circumstances against ten men Sunderland at the Stadium of Light...''

Blackburn Rovers (a) 5-1
Sunday, 21st February 2016
by Staff Writer #2
''West Ham are into the last eight of this year's FA Cup after thrashing hosts Blackburn at Ewood Park this afternoon...''

Norwich City (a) 2-2
Saturday, 13th February 2016
by Staff Writer
''Dimitri Payet will take all the plaudits once again after having a hand in both of West Ham's goals at Carrow Road this afternoon...''

Liverpool (h) 2-1
Tuesday, 9th February 2016
by Staff Writer
''Ten years ago this May, Alan Pardew's West Ham had the FA Cup snatched out of their hands when Steven Gerrard scored a last-gasp equaliser in circumstances that have never sat well with United fans...''

Southampton (a) 0-1
Saturday, 6th February 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham slumped to a disappointing defeat at the hands of Southampton this afternoon - despite enjoying a man advantage for much of the second half...''

Aston Villa (h) 2-0
Tuesday, 2nd February 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's patience and persistence ultimately paid dividends against a rudderless Aston Villa at the Boleyn this afternoon as Slaven Bilic's team continued their march up the table with a comfortable 2-0 win. ..''

Liverpool (a) 0-0
Saturday, 30th January 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''West Ham are in the hat for tomorrow afternoon's FA Cup fifth round draw after earning a goalless draw at Anfield this evening...''

Manchester City (h) 2-2
Saturday, 23rd January 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Still being careful what we wish for…..''

Newcastle United (a) 1-2
Saturday, 16th January 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham came crashing back down to earth at St James' Park with a disappointing defeat at the hands of relegation-threatened Newcastle United, as Steve McLaren finally got the better of his opposite number...''

AFC Bournemouth (a) 3-1
Tuesday, 12th January 2016
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are firmly back in the hunt for Europe after a third successive Premier League win against Bournemouth tonight...''

Wolves (h) 1-0
Saturday, 9th January 2016
by Staff Writer
''Nikica Jelavic's first competitive goal in a claret and blue shirt proved to be a match winner as West Ham squeezed past Championship side Wolves at the Boleyn in this afternoon's FA Cup third round tie...''

Liverpool (h) 2-0
Saturday, 2nd January 2016
by Gordon Thrower
''Can we play you every week?..''

Southampton (h) 2-1
Sunday, 27th December 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Dear Jekyll, Happy New Tear. Yours sincerely, Hyde. ..''

Aston Villa (a) 1-1
Saturday, 26th December 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were denied the opportunity to record their first win in eight games deep into injury time...''

Swansea City (a) 0-0
Sunday, 20th December 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham enjoyed just 27 per cent of possession against relegation-threatened Swansea at the Liberty Stadium this afternoon - but still did enough to earn another valuable Premier League point on the road...''

Stoke City (h) 0-0
Saturday, 12th December 2015
by Staff Writer
''Match report to follow soon...''

Manchester United (a) 0-0
Saturday, 5th December 2015
by Staff Writer
''Match report to follow soon...''

West Bromwich Albion (h) 1-1
Sunday, 29th November 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United's run of games without a win extended to four on Sunday afternoon following a disappointing draw at home to West Bromwich Albion at the Boleyn Ground...''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 1-4
Sunday, 22nd November 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham fell to their worst derby day defeat against Spurs since March 2008 after going down 4-1 at White Hart Lane this afternoon...''

Everton (h) 1-1
Saturday, 7th November 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''ITMA...''

Watford (a) 0-2
Saturday, 31st October 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: “bugger”...''

Chelsea (h) 2-1
Saturday, 24th October 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Good 2, Evil 1...''

Crystal Palace (a) 3-1
Saturday, 17th October 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Patience is a virtue...''

Sunderland (a) 2-2
Saturday, 3rd October 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham extended their unbeaten run in the Premier League to five games - albeit in rather fortuitous circumstances against ten men Sunderland at the Stadium of Light...''

Norwich City (h) 2-2
Saturday, 26th September 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Did someone whisper “respect the point”?..''

Leicester City (a) 1-2
Tuesday, 22nd September 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are out of the Capital One Cup at the first attempt after falling to Andy King's late late winner...''

Manchester City (a) 2-1
Saturday, 19th September 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham completed one of the most unlikely trebles at the Etihad Stadium this afternoon as they followed up wins at Arsenal and Liverpool with another three points against the current league leaders...''

Newcastle United (h) 2-0
Monday, 14th September 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Would the secretary please note that Mr Hyde has left the stadium...''

Liverpool (a) 3-0
Saturday, 29th August 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Football. It never ceases to amaze...''

AFC Bournemouth (h) 3-4
Saturday, 22nd August 2015
by Staff Writer
''How do you explain a defensive performance that bad?..''

Leicester City (h) 1-2
Saturday, 15th August 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Some things never change. You can always rely on West Ham to follow up a superb performance with a defeat. And you can always rely on certain referees to put in performances that, in many other countries, would have investigators swarming all over their financial records...''

Arsenal (a) 2-0
Sunday, 9th August 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''So how was your weekend?..''

Arsenal (a) 2-0
Sunday, 9th August 2015
by Staff Writer
''Cheikhou Kouyate and Mauro Zarate may have struck the goals that secured West Ham's first win at the Emirates since 2007 - but it was a home grown youngster who took all the plaudits after the game...''

Astra Giurgiu (a) 1-2
Thursday, 6th August 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are out of the Europa League after the club effectively threw tonight's game by fielding a second string side...''

Astra Giurgiu (h) 2-2
Thursday, 30th July 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham will have to recall the spirit of Metz if they are to proceed any further in this year's Europa League...''

Norwich City (a) 1-0
Tuesday, 28th July 2015
by Staff Writer
''Full match report to follow shortly...''

Charlton Athletic (a) 0-0
Saturday, 25th July 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''Full match report to follow shortly...''

Birkirkara (a) 0-1
Thursday, 23rd July 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''A week in Malta? With a West Ham match thrown in at the end of it? Don’t mind if I do!..''

Birkirkara (h) 1-0
Thursday, 16th July 2015
by Staff Writer
''It took a late, late James Tomkins effort to save face for West Ham on Slaven Bilic's home debut against Maltese outfit Birkirkara at the Boleyn tonight...''

FC Lusitanos (a) 1-0
Thursday, 9th July 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are through to the second qualifying round of the Europa League after completing a second win over FC Lusitanos within a week...''

FC Lusitanos (h) 3-0
Thursday, 2nd July 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham enjoyed a comfortable win against the minnows from Andorra at the Boleyn Ground tonight - although it could have been by a far more comprehensive margin...''

2014/15 Match Reports

Newcastle United (a) 0-2
Sunday, 24th May 2015
by Raedwulf
''"Farewell, so long, bye-bye!" Farewell Sam, for certain; so long Carlton, bye-bye Kevin? Answers will be forthcoming in the next few weeks. Certainly, Newcastle will not be bidding adieu to the Premiership, now that we're “Au revoir” for the season...''

Everton (h) 1-2
Saturday, 16th May 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''A home defeat to Everton? Business as usual then...''

Aston Villa (a) 0-1
Saturday, 9th May 2015
by Raedwulf
''MISSING: West Ham United Midfield. If found, please post to Signor Allardici, c/o Chadwell Heath Training Ground, Saville Road, RM6 6DU...''

Burnley (h) 1-0
Saturday, 2nd May 2015
by Raedwulf
''An unsatisfactory afternoon. A slightly scratchy, scrappy win, in a game spolit by a poor referreeing performance. Just to put the tin lid on it, we've more or less condemned our Northern claret cousins to relegation...''

Burnley (h) 1-0
Saturday, 2nd May 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''This was strangely sort of entertaining in a 'not really for the purists' sort of way...''

Queens Park Rangers (a) 0-0
Saturday, 25th April 2015
by Raedwulf
''A few weeks back, after we'd lost to them, I condemned Leicester to the drop. Naturally, they're now on a four-game winning streak, something they've not done in the top flight since the 1960s apparently. Will saying the same of QPR have the same effect?..''

Manchester City (a) 0-2
Sunday, 19th April 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham slumped to a predictable defeat at the Etihad Stadium this afternoon, extending their winless run on the road to eight games...''

Stoke City (h) 1-1
Saturday, 11th April 2015
by Raedwulf
''Apparently, according to the original BBC pre-match report by the venerable Mr Motson, James Collins is out for the rest of the season. That came as rather a nasty shock, considering we've already lost Tomkins...''

Leicester City (a) 1-2
Saturday, 4th April 2015
by Raedwulf
''Leicester are dogged rather than crafty, as their Foxes nickname might suggest. Dogged is rarely enough to save a club from relegation in the Premier League. Unfortunately for Leicester and despite them pinching 3 points today, I can't see dogged being enough for them this sesason...''

Sunderland (h) 1-0
Saturday, 21st March 2015
by Raedwulf
''Treacle. It has its uses, but you wouldn't eat it straight out of the tin. Especially not if a tin of golden syrup was sat next to it. Treacle seems an apt metaphor for this game...''

Arsenal (a) 0-3
Saturday, 14th March 2015
by Raedwulf
''The Emirates has never been a happy hunting ground for us. With a defence once more decimated, another defeat is hardly surprise. Still, whilst it was ultimately comfortable, it was also one that the Gunners had to work pretty hard for...''

Chelsea (h) 0-1
Wednesday, 4th March 2015
by Staff Writer
''Minute 15. Minute 27. Minute 75. Minute 93. ..''

Crystal Palace (h) 1-3
Saturday, 28th February 2015
by Raedwulf
''There are reasons why Irons fans might feel aggrieved over this defeat. At the least, the score could have been very different. But, on the whole, there's no denying that the Eagles were well worth their win today. ..''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 2-2
Sunday, 22nd February 2015
by Raedwulf
''Man Utd or WBA? Aweful or simply awful? What did you expect? What we got was very nearly aweful and, just as with the Reds, we wuz robbed!..''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 0-4
Saturday, 14th February 2015
by Raedwulf
''So the FA Cup was now our focus for the season, was it? It won't be for any longer. We were not at the races today, and were duly dumped out of the competition...''

Southampton (a) 0-0
Wednesday, 11th February 2015
by Staff Writer
''Nine-man West Ham defied the odds to hang on for a point against high-flying Southampton at a chilly St Mary's tonight...''

Manchester United (h) 1-1
Sunday, 8th February 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were cruelly denied all three points against Manchester Utd at the Boleyn this afternoon by an equaliser deep into added-on time...''

Liverpool (a) 0-2
Saturday, 31st January 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's long wait for a win at Anfield is on the back-burner for another year after two second half goals did for a woefully-understrength Hammers side...''

Bristol City (a) 1-0
Sunday, 25th January 2015
by Staff Writer
''"We're in the hat - and that's what matters", declared Sam Allardyce after his West Ham United side beat Bristol City 1-0 in their FA Cup tie at Ashton Gate on Sunday afternoon...''

Hull City (h) 3-0
Sunday, 18th January 2015
by Raedwulf
''After the heartache (and, for Evertonians, heartbreak) of the cup, could we manage a comfortable win for once? Having chucked away four leads, could we hang on to one for a change? Being West Ham, the answer is, of course, both no and yes.....''

Hull City (h) 3-0
Sunday, 18th January 2015
by Gordon Thrower
''For reasons that will become apparent shortly you can thank my Mum for these particular three points...''

Hull City (h) 3-0
Sunday, 18th January 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United recorded their first win of 2015 inside 90 minutes thanks to a spirited second half performance at the Boleyn this afternoon...''

Everton (h) 2-2
Tuesday, 13th January 2015
by Raedwulf
''(West Ham win 9-8 on penalties)..''

Everton (h) 2-2
Tuesday, 13th January 2015
by Staff Writer
''(West Ham win 9-8 on penalties)..''

Swansea (a) 1-1
Saturday, 10th January 2015
by Callum Brown
''For the second time in a week, West Ham failed to hold on to a one goal lead due to a rampant second half performance from their opponents. With Sam Allardyce suffering with a chest infection and not making the journey to South Wales, it was left to Neil McDonald to take charge of matters at the Liberty Stadium...''

Swansea (a) 1-1
Saturday, 10th January 2015
by Lee WIlkinson
''To feel disappointed after the result against Swansea is a massive compliment to how far West Ham have come this season. I thought we were nothing less than outstanding...''

Everton (a) 1-1
Tuesday, 6th January 2015
by Raedwulf
''Job done. Or, rather, job nearly done and, in the end, job half-done. After taking a deserved lead, The Beast Lukaku, our regular nemesis, pops up in the first minute of stoppage time to equalise, so it's back to Upton Park next week.....''

Everton (a) 1-1
Tuesday, 6th January 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham have to do it all over again after they were denied passage into the fourth round of the FA Cup by an injury-time equaliser from Romelu Lukaku at Goodison Park tonight...''

West Bromwich Albion (h) 1-1
Thursday, 1st January 2015
by Staff Writer
''West Ham stumbled to their first point of the Christmas program with a low-key performance against struggling West Brom at the Boleyn this afternoon...''

Arsenal (h) 1-2
Sunday, 28th December 2014
by Raedwulf
''What if that marvellous Song volley had stood? What then? We'll never know, and all the talk will be, yet again, about controversial referreeing decisions...''

Chelsea (a) 0-2
Friday, 26th December 2014
by Raedwulf
''There's no shame in losing at Stamford Bridge to a very good Chelsea side with a perfect home record. The shame is in the lack of ambition shown by Allardyce...''

Leicester City (h) 2-0
Saturday, 20th December 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham will spend Christmas in the Champions League spots after seeing off struggling Leicester City at the Boleyn this afternoon...''

Sunderland (a) 1-1
Saturday, 13th December 2014
by Raedwulf
''This was a match we could have lost but should have won. Brevity is the soul of wit, so the saying goes; I could leave it at that, but I don't think The Ed would be very impressed!..''

Sunderland (a) 1-1
Saturday, 13th December 2014
by Staff Writer
''Sam Allardyce was far from happy at the decision to award Sunderland a first half penalty - but could have been rueing a second had referee Phil Dowd not blundered again...''

Swansea (h) 3-1
Sunday, 7th December 2014
by Raedwulf
''Happy anniversary to me! Sort of. Not a year, but it was our last home game against Swansea, on the 1st Feb, when The Editor decided to promote my comments on a Staff report to the Match Reports section & I've been on the chain-gang ever since. What better way to celebrate than with another two goal win? Apart from freedom, possibly.....''

Swansea (h) 3-1
Sunday, 7th December 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''13 more points and we're safe!..''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 2-1
Tuesday, 2nd December 2014
by Raedwulf
''So, The Editor said to me the other day, "Getting a bit boring this winning malarkey, isn't it?" Ummm... No? With any luck, it'll be some time before any of us get bored with that, and luck has certainly been on our side for the last couple of games...''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 2-1
Tuesday, 2nd December 2014
by Staff Writer
''It wasn't pretty and the purists won't be happy - but another three priceless points keep Big Sam's happy Hammers in the hunt for Europe...''

Newcastle United (h) 1-0
Saturday, 29th November 2014
by Raedwulf
''A new castle? Is the Boleyn now a fortress again? On the back of this performance, hardly! But it was the second consecutive home clean sheet, the third in four, the third of the season, and all at home...''

Newcastle United (h) 1-0
Saturday, 29th November 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''The one time you actually WANT Alan Shearer to be on Match of The Day.....''

Everton (a) 1-2
Saturday, 22nd November 2014
by Raedwulf
''If ever a game deserved the appellation "curate's egg", this was it. Absorbing, rather than skilful; combative, sometimes too much so; error-strewn from both sides. It was good in parts...''

Aston Villa (h) 0-0
Saturday, 8th November 2014
by Raedwulf
''Frustrating. All things come to an end. Sakho's goal scoring and Villa's losing runs ended with the Villains earning a well-deserved point...''

Aston Villa (h) 0-0
Saturday, 8th November 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''Can't win 'em all, I suppose...''

Stoke City (a) 2-2
Saturday, 1st November 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham extended their unbeaten run to four games after coming back from a two goal deficit to rescue a point at the Britannia Stadium this afternoon...''

Manchester City (h) 2-1
Saturday, 25th October 2014
by Raedwulf
''As the Aussie Aborigines might say, it's Dreamtime. It's Earwig time. Earwig-o, earwig-o, 'ere we go, we're gonna win the league! Perhaps not, but doesn't it feel like it!..''

Manchester City (h) 2-1
Saturday, 25th October 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''Some Sundays writing match reports can be a bit of a chore. This is not one of those days...''

Burnley (a) 3-1
Saturday, 18th October 2014
by Raedwulf
''Although they're unlikely to confound the many pre-season predictions of relegation, Burnley, bless 'em, are going to go down fighting...''

Burnley (a) 3-1
Saturday, 18th October 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''It's grim up north or so the saying goes. Well it is when you are Burnley, anyway. ..''

Queens Park Rangers (h) 2-0
Sunday, 5th October 2014
by Raedwulf
''West Ham present versus West Ham past; Allardyce and Redknapp have one other thing in common, of course. Both stand high in their own estimation...''

Queens Park Rangers (h) 2-0
Sunday, 5th October 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''The one word summary for this one should be “comfortable”...''

Manchester United (a) 1-2
Saturday, 27th September 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United's unbeaten away record ended at Old Trafford this afternoon - albeit in the most controversial of circumstances...''

Liverpool (h) 3-1
Saturday, 20th September 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''Sweet. Especially to those of us of a certain age...''

Liverpool (h) 3-1
Saturday, 20th September 2014
by Raedwulf
''Scousers. Red or blue, we never seem to get anything out of them...''

Hull City (a) 2-2
Monday, 15th September 2014
by Raedwulf
''Mo Diame, not unnaturally, was the centre of attention tonight. A debut at home for his new team against his old. A set of fans, some of whom he'd managed to alienate. Is being vocal honest, big-headed, or just plain ill-advised?..''

Southampton (h) 1-3
Saturday, 30th August 2014
by Raedwulf
''After the minor embarrassment of being knocked out of the Tin Pot Cup by a lower division side (again), it's back to the meat and drink of top flight football. A whiff of sour grapes there? Not really. I don't think anyone, even if their club has just won it, would argue that the League Cup isn't the least of the 3 main English competitions...''

Southampton (h) 1-3
Saturday, 30th August 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''If you play that badly you get what you deserve. And you can always rely on Mike Dean to make sure of a result if the opposition are struggling...''

Sheffield United (h) 1-1
Tuesday, 26th August 2014
by Staff Writer
''(Sheffield Utd win 5-4 on penalties)..''

Crystal Palace (a) 3-1
Saturday, 23rd August 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''Sssh everyone. Let's see how long it takes for our wonderful football press to notice we're playing football...''

Crystal Palace (a) 3-1
Saturday, 23rd August 2014
by Raedwulf
''When I wrote my Samnesty opinion piece just before the season began, I briefly touched upon those clubs I thought might either go down, or might be involved in the relegation scrap, to illustrate why I thought we should be clear of such matters, injuries permitting. Palace were not a side I mentioned; no danger to them with Pulis in charge. Ummmm......''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 0-1
Saturday, 16th August 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''Every opening day has one shock result. Welcome to this year's...''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 0-1
Saturday, 16th August 2014
by Trevor Twohig
''The Premier League recommenced with a mouth watering tie at Upton Park as the two London rivals met in front of a sell-out crowd at the Boleyn Ground. ..''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 0-1
Saturday, 16th August 2014
by Raedwulf
''And so we begin ag'in, after the summer football drought.....''

Sampdoria (h) 3-2
Saturday, 9th August 2014
by Staff Writer
''Report to follow soon.....''

Malaga (a) 0-2
Sunday, 3rd August 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's final away appearance of pre-season ended disappointingly as Sam Allardyce's team were well beaten by Spanish side Malaga in Gelsenkirchen...''

Schalke (a) 0-0
Saturday, 2nd August 2014
by Staff Writer
''(West Ham win 7-6 on penalties) West Ham held hosts Schalke to a goalless draw at the Veltins-Arena this afternoon before winning a dramatic penalty shootout...''

Sydney FC (a) 1-3
Saturday, 26th July 2014
by Staff Writer
''The tour of New Zealand may have been a huge PR success but on every other front it has proved to be little short of a disaster...''

Wellington Phoenix (a) 1-2
Wednesday, 23rd July 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United remain without a win in pre-season after suffering a surprise defeat in the first leg of the Football United tour...''

Ipswich Town (a) 0-0
Wednesday, 16th July 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham laboured to a second successive pre-season draw at Portman Road tonight against an industrious Ipswich Town...''

Stevenage FC (a) 2-2
Saturday, 12th July 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham narrowly avoided an embarrassing pre-season defeat thanks to two late goals from Matt Jarvis and Stewart Downing...''

2013/14 Match Reports

Manchester City (a) 0-2
Sunday, 11th May 2014
by Raedwulf
''Thus ends the season; thus ends my first half season of scribbling drivel for KUMB. I hope you've all enjoyed reading it, even if you haven't always agreed with it. ..''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 2-0
Saturday, 3rd May 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''That was sweet, wasn't it?..''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 2-0
Saturday, 3rd May 2014
by Raedwulf
''The burning question: Is it the players or is it the manager? Against Spurs, they dominate, even when playing eleven; against Hull, dreadful when the opposition are reduced to ten. They lift themselves for Liverpool and Arsenal, yet fall flat playing WBA and Palace. Who is responsible?..''

West Bromwich Albion (a) 0-1
Saturday, 26th April 2014
by Raedwulf
''If ever you needed proof that Allardyce is not fit for purpose, this was the game. It wasn't that we were awful; we weren't. But for almost the whole of the second half, we were bereft of invention, of creativity, and that is a damning indictment...''

Crystal Palace (h) 0-1
Saturday, 19th April 2014
by Raedwulf
''Well, it wasn't tripe, but it certainly wasn't steak either. ..''

Arsenal (a) 1-3
Tuesday, 15th April 2014
by Raedwulf
''I've only one complaint - why can't we play like this, as we did against Liverpool, every bloody match?..''

Liverpool (h) 1-2
Sunday, 6th April 2014
by Raedwulf
''That well known man about the Boleyn, Staff Writer, has been fond of his statistics lately. Here's a nasty looking one from Auntie Beeb - we've only won two of the 16 games we have played against teams in the top half of the table this campaign (W2, D3, L11). Now it's L12...''

Sunderland (a) 2-1
Monday, 31st March 2014
by Raedwulf
''And that should just about be that. Sam may reckon we need 38 points, but I think 37 is going to be more than sufficient this season. ..''

Hull City (h) 2-1
Wednesday, 26th March 2014
by Raedwulf
''Despite this game having been nominated as a big six-pointer, next Monday night at Sunderland will be just about the biggest of the season for us. ..''

Manchester United (h) 0-2
Saturday, 22nd March 2014
by Raedwulf
''Anticipation and disappointment seem to come in equal measure with every visit of the Red Devils to the Boleyn, to my mind at least...''

Stoke City (a) 1-3
Saturday, 15th March 2014
by Staff Writer
''West Ham fell to back-to-back defeats for the first time in 2014 after throwing away an early advantage at the Britannia Stadium this afternoon...''

Everton (a) 0-1
Saturday, 1st March 2014
by Raedwulf
''I never did like toffee much. I've never liked the Toffees much either. It's not that I've anything against Everton as a club, but we never seem to get anything out of them. We lost against them at the Boleyn because of a couple stupid errors and some Baines magic. We've won once in 17 Premiership/Premier League visits to Goodison. Depressing, isn't it?..''

Southampton (h) 3-1
Saturday, 22nd February 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''Former World Heavyweight Champion (when there was only one) Muhammed Ali had a tactic called “rope-a-dope” whereby he'd position himself on the ropes and take punches, the force of which would be absorbed by the ropes rather than by the body. Then, when his opponent was looking tired Ali would come out and flatten him. Which is pretty much what we did to Southampton...''

Southampton (h) 3-1
Saturday, 22nd February 2014
by Raedwulf
''Southampton, like Norwich, like us, are a proper football club. Proper fans, a reputation for playing decent football, and this was a game I was looking forward to, albeit with the proviso that we put in a better performance than we did against the Canaries. In the end, it was entertaining enough, but rather humdrum when it came to quality...''

Norwich City (h) 2-0
Tuesday, 11th February 2014
by Raedwulf
''Time to bring out the Earwig song, I feel. You know the one. "Earwig-o, earwig-o, 'ere we go..." I'll get me coat.....''

Aston Villa (a) 2-0
Saturday, 8th February 2014
by Raedwulf
''The Book of Goliath: Chapter II..''

Swansea City (h) 2-0
Saturday, 1st February 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''Strange day all round. I was woken by the sight of bright yellow thing in the sky making my eyes hurt. A brief look in my Observer's Book Of Strange Things In The Sky, a few pages after the entry for Peter Crouch's head, showed that the bright shiny yellow thing was, in fact, the Sun, a yellow dwarf star about which this planet orbits at a distance of about 93,000,000 miles. ..''

Swansea City (h) 2-0
Saturday, 1st February 2014
by Raedwulf
''Kevin. Bloody. Nolan...''

Chelsea (a) 0-0
Wednesday, 29th January 2014
by Staff Writer
''Chelsea may have enjoyed 38 efforts on goal at Stamford Bridge tonight, but the only statistic of importance is that which lists a big fat zero in the 'goals scored' column...''

Newcastle United (h) 1-3
Saturday, 18th January 2014
by Staff Writer
''Report to follow soon.....''

Cardiff City (a) 2-0
Saturday, 11th January 2014
by Trevor Twohig
''West Ham's hoodoo over Cardiff City continued as the East Londoners picked up a vital three points in the fight for survival. ..''

Manchester City (a) 0-6
Wednesday, 8th January 2014
by Staff Writer
''Match report to follow soon.....''

Fulham (a) 1-2
Wednesday, 1st January 2014
by Gordon Thrower
''New year – same old stuff I'm afraid...''

West Bromwich Albion (h) 3-3
Saturday, 28th December 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''Sam's 'must win match' ends in a draw as West Ham's inability to hold a lead costs them dear once again. ..''

West Bromwich Albion (h) 3-3
Saturday, 28th December 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''Not quite sure what to think about this one.....''

Arsenal (h) 1-3
Thursday, 26th December 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''A better performance by the Hammers still ended in defeat, as Arsenal turned up the heat at the top of the table...''

Manchester United (a) 1-3
Saturday, 21st December 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham were predictably beaten at Old Trafford this afternoon as normal away service was resumed...''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 2-1
Wednesday, 18th December 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''For the second time in ten weeks, West Ham United have beaten Spurs at White Hart Lane to heap even more pressure on the under-achieving North London club. ..''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 2-1
Wednesday, 18th December 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham United are the final London club standing in this season's Capital One Cup after seeing off Tottenham in tonight's big capital derby...''

Sunderland (h) 0-0
Saturday, 14th December 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''The West Ham faithful sat through yet another stalemate at Upton Park, as Sunderland rued missed opportunities to win the game...''

Sunderland (h) 0-0
Saturday, 14th December 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''There aren't words sufficient in the English dictionary to describe just how awful a game of football this was. Unfortunately, the downside of helping run this site means that I have to try...''

Liverpool (a) 1-4
Saturday, 7th December 2013
by Staff Writer
''That first win at Anfield since 1963 remains a pipe-dream after West Ham were brushed aside by an ebullient Liverpool this afternoon.....''

Crystal Palace (a) 0-1
Tuesday, 3rd December 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''It was back down to earth with a terrifying thump for West Ham fans as they suffered their eighth defeat of the campaign so far...''

Crystal Palace (a) 0-1
Tuesday, 3rd December 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham slumped to a miserable defeat away to bottom of the table Crystal Palace - and once again, a hugely controversial decision cost the Hammers dear...''

Fulham (h) 3-0
Saturday, 30th November 2013
by Staff Writer
''Sam Allardyce can breathe a sigh of relief tonight - which is more than can be said for Fulham boss Martin Jol...''

Chelsea (h) 0-3
Saturday, 23rd November 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''I've had better days. ..''

Chelsea (h) 0-3
Saturday, 23rd November 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''A toothless and lacklustre display ensured the Hammers were well beaten by their West London rivals at Upton Park. ..''

Norwich City (a) 1-3
Saturday, 9th November 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham are heading for another relegation battle following a dreadful second half performance at Carrow Road...''

Aston Villa (h) 0-0
Saturday, 2nd November 2013
by Rob Chapman
''The first game of November always seems unduly symbolic. ..''

Aston Villa (h) 0-0
Saturday, 2nd November 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''Hmmmm. Goals. Remember them?..''

Aston Villa (h) 0-0
Saturday, 2nd November 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''West Ham were left frustrated by a well organised Aston Villa side at the Boleyn Ground this afternoon. ..''

Swansea City (a) 0-0
Sunday, 27th October 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''West Ham started this game with the Premier League’s worst shot accuracy this season - and that statistic will not have been improved by this trip to the Liberty Stadium. ..''

Manchester City (h) 1-3
Saturday, 19th October 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''So that's what happens when you play a team that is actually any good...''

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 3-0
Sunday, 6th October 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''One of the most anticipated fixtures of the West Ham calendar went off with a bang as the Irons ran out 3-0 winners over their North London rivals...''

Hull City (a) 0-1
Saturday, 28th September 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''Another week, another conversation about the referee. What is it about these guys? ..''

Everton (h) 2-3
Saturday, 21st September 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''A quite remarkable match ended (as it usually does) in favour of the Toffees, when these teams meet. Three goals and a sending off in 14 minutes saw the Hammers condemned to their second straight home defeat. ..''

Everton (h) 2-3
Saturday, 21st September 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''What is it about Everton? It doesn't seem to matter how well or how badly we play against them the result always seems to end up depending on what the idiot with the whistle is up to. And invariably what the idiot with the whistle is up to ends up costing us dearly. ..''

Southampton (h) 0-0
Saturday, 14th September 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''West Ham managed to cling on for a valuable point on a dismal afternoon at St. Mary’s Stadium. ..''

Stoke City (h) 0-1
Saturday, 31st August 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''If one has an off day that’s one thing. When six do that’s an entirely different matter. And the result is not usually nice to watch...''

Cheltenham Town (h) 2-1
Tuesday, 27th August 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''The Hammers are safely through to the third round of the Capital One Cup after an experimental side saw off League Two side Cheltenham Town. ..''

Newcastle United (a) 0-0
Saturday, 24th August 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''The mighty Irons faced a tricky trip north to St. James' Park on the second week of the new season. As the traveling fans arrived to the stadium like drowned rats, both sides knew that the weather conditions were not going to make the beautiful game easy today. ..''

Cardiff City (h) 2-0
Saturday, 17th August 2013
by Trevor Twohig
''Well, it's finally arrived. After all the Sky Sports hype and media nonsense, the season started fairly innocuously for West Ham fans. Downing's arrival was welcomed but really all the press was aimed at Cardiff and their rampant return to the Premier League. ..''

Cardiff City (h) 2-0
Saturday, 17th August 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''Ah the start of the season. As Roger Waters put it when writing stuff that also involved crossed Hammers “that warm thrill of confusion”, (though to be honest it’s hard to imagine Romford for one ever admitting to “that space-cadet glow)...''

Pacos de Ferreira (h) 2-1
Saturday, 10th August 2013
by Gordon Thrower
''Not quite a proper match report for not quite a proper match...''

SC Braga (n) 0-1
Tuesday, 6th August 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's desperate lack of firepower was all too evident on a night when a second half effort from Rafa was enough to secure victory for Braga...''

Sporting Lisbon (n) 3-2
Monday, 5th August 2013
by Staff Writer
''A second half brace from Ravel Morrison helped West Ham to a morale-boosting victory against one of Portugal's 'big three'...''

Eintracht Braunschweig (a) 3-0
Saturday, 27th July 2013
by Continental Skills
''Today was another convincing performance against a Bundesliga team, who rarely threatened. As against Hamburg, we pretty much controlled the game throughout and looked physically by far the more convincing team...''

Hamburg SV (a) 3-1
Tuesday, 23rd July 2013
by Staff Writer
''Full match report to follow soon.....''

Mainz 05 (a) 1-4
Saturday, 20th July 2013
by Staff Writer
''Report to follow soon.....''

Colchester United (a) 2-1
Tuesday, 16th July 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham secured a fourth successive pre-season victory thanks to a 2-1 win against League One Colchester United last night...''

AFC Bournemouth (a) 2-0
Saturday, 13th July 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham eased to a third successive pre-season win in the sunshine at Bournemouth this afternoon...''

Boreham Wood (a) 3-0
Wednesday, 10th July 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham secured a second successive pre-season friendly win after coasting to victory against non-league Boreham Wood tonight...''

Cork City (a) 6-2
Sunday, 7th July 2013
by Staff Writer
''West Ham's pre-season got off to a flying start here in Cork tonight as Big Sam's boys thrashed their hosts by six goals to two...''

2012/13 Match Reports

Reading (h) 4-2
Sunday, 19th May 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''Blimey, where did that season go?..''

Everton (a) 0-2
Sunday, 12th May 2013
by Staff Writer

''A Kevin Mirallas brace was enough to condemn West Ham United to their traditional defeat on Merseyside...''

Newcastle United (h) 0-0
Saturday, 4th May 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''Not much to write about for this one. Bit of a non-event all round. Even TFL got in on the act, engineering works messing up my usual rendezvous venue with my Geordie pals, still it was a nice view of the Cutty Sark I suppose...''

Manchester City (a) 1-2
Saturday, 27th April 2013
by Staff Writer

''West Ham United were predictably - yet narrowly - beaten at the City of Manchester stadium in today's early kick off...''

Wigan Athletic (h) 2-0
Saturday, 20th April 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''Forty-two. The meaning of life, the universe and everything. And the number of points we now have this season. Which is nice...''

Manchester United (h) 2-2
Wednesday, 17th April 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''Entertaining this one, even if, as usual, we were robbed by the usual bent decisions that the officials give this most corrupt of clubs...''

Southampton (a) 1-1
Saturday, 13th April 2013
by Staff Writer

''Andy Carroll's fifth goal of the season was enough to earn West Ham a share of the spoils in today's Premier League clash at Southampton...''

Tottenham Hotspur (h) 2-3
Monday, 25th February 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''Eventful match this one so please try and keep up. There’ll be questions later...''

Swansea City (h) 1-0
Saturday, 2nd February 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''That’s steadied the ship a bit then. Obviously the results of the last few weeks have see the good ship SS West Ham United (built at Thames Ironworks obviously) lurching slowly in the direction of some nasty looking rocks so three points were looking rather necessary before the start of this one...''

Queens Park Rangers (h) 1-1
Saturday, 19th January 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''If you don’t score goals you don’t win matches, sums this one up...''

Manchester United (h) 2-2
Saturday, 5th January 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''Cracking match, wrong result just about sums this one up...''

Norwich City (h) 2-1
Tuesday, 1st January 2013
by Gordon Thrower

''Always nice to start the new year with a win. Especially when you’ve gone a few weeks without one...''

Everton (h) 1-2
Saturday, 22nd December 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Today we saw two people who had been given contracts to perform a role clearly beyond the scope of their respective abilities. Irritating though the “One Pound Fish Man” clearly is, I suppose he’s harmless enough...''

Chelsea (h) 3-1
Saturday, 1st December 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Some Sunday mornings you wake up with the knowledge that you have to relive the events of the previous 24 hours to write a match report and you know it’s going to be a painful experience. You know every word will have to be dragged kicking and screaming from brain to screen as you try to turn something nondescript into a few thousand words...''

Manchester City (h) 0-0
Saturday, 3rd November 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''I suppose we ought to have known this would be a decent match. Little bruvver was in attendance for this one and we usually see a good game when he’s comes to watch us. And this was, despite the 0-0 scoreline, not a bad match at all...''

Wigan Athletic (a) 1-2
Saturday, 27th October 2012
by Rob Chapman

''Pity me. Honestly, you should. Not only did I have to stand through that [spoiler alert!] truly soul crushing pathetic whimper of a non-event; but by the end of this match report I’ve got to try and pick a man of the match… It’s going to be like trying to pick my favourite war criminal…..''

Southampton (h) 4-1
Saturday, 20th October 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Bit of an odd one, this one...''

Arsenal (h) 1-3
Saturday, 6th October 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Apologies for the lateness of this one – unfortunately my home PC has been working with all the speed of John Terry making an apology...''

Sunderland (h) 1-1
Saturday, 22nd September 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''This report is brought to you with much sadness...''

Norwich City (a) 0-0
Saturday, 15th September 2012
by Robert Watson

''Following the absolute disaster at Swansea, we picked up our first points on the road this year...''

Fulham (h) 3-0
Saturday, 1st September 2012
by Stuart Jones

''After the signings of both Andy Carroll and Yossi Benayoun on loan, a buoyant West Ham were hoping to bounce back after the heavy loss to Swansea with a positive result against a Fulham side likely subdued after the exits of both Clint Dempsey and Moussa Dembele...''

Fulham (h) 3-0
Saturday, 1st September 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Cheers Liverpool – If you have any more decent players who might benefit from not playing in such a God-awful side feel free to send them our way...''

Swansea City (a) 0-3
Saturday, 25th August 2012
by Tom Kilbey

''Two individual defensive errors and a Danny Graham strike were enough to condemn West Ham to their first defeat of the season in the early kick-off at the Liberty Stadium. ..''

Aston Villa (h) 1-0
Saturday, 18th August 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''First game of the season. Three points. A few Olympic medals. What’s not to like? ..''

Austria Wien (a) 1-3
Saturday, 7th July 2012
by Ziga Kovac

''West Ham United were beaten in their opening pre-season match by Austria Wien in unbearable heat at the Generali Arena...''

2011/12 Match Reports

Blackpool (n) 2-1
Saturday, 19th May 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''AKA Gnome’s Wembley diary.....''

Cardiff City (h) 3-0
Monday, 7th May 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Wembley then. Marvellous. Isn’t it?!..''

Cardiff City (a) 2-0
Thursday, 3rd May 2012
by Staff Writer

''West Ham are 90 minutes away from Wembley after producing a thoroughly professional performance in the first leg of the Championship play-off semi final in Wales tonight...''

Hull City (h) 2-1
Saturday, 28th April 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''And so we enter the twilight zone of the play-offs. Given that any hope of automatic promotion depended on Coventry turning up against Southampton this match was always, realistically, firmly in 'hiding to nothing' territory...''

Brighton & Hove Albion (h) 6-0
Saturday, 14th April 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Blimey. Where does one start with a game like that? ..''

Reading (h) 2-4
Saturday, 31st March 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Seeing as I’m currently laid low with a dose of some sort of flu this is going to be something of a back to basics report. I feel lousy enough without having to put together thousands of words to describe how rough I was feeling at the time anyway so, with very little ceremony here we go:..''

Leeds United (a) 1-1
Saturday, 17th March 2012
by James May

''Another game, another point...''

Doncaster Rovers (h) 1-1
Saturday, 10th March 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Oh flipping heck here we go again...''

Doncaster Rovers (h) 1-1
Saturday, 10th March 2012
by Daniel Prescott

''The fact that the chorus of boos for the home side far outrung those directed at arch nemesis El Hadji Diouf tells you exactly what you need to know about the game. It was bad, yet again.....''

Watford (h) 1-1
Wednesday, 7th March 2012
by Daniel Prescott

''If at any time this season you have thought that being a West Ham fan was lacking in excitement, then spare a moment for the travelling Watford fans. There were just over twenty minutes on the clock when the Hornets’ loanee ‘keeper Tomas Kuszczak set the tone for the game as he began timewasting...''

Cardiff City (a) 2-0
Sunday, 4th March 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''We’re winning abroad.....''

Crystal Palace (h) 0-0
Saturday, 25th February 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Nice day; shame about the football. ..''

Blackpool (a) 4-1
Wednesday, 22nd February 2012
by James May

''What a night. What a performance. What a win...''

Southampton (h) 1-1
Tuesday, 14th February 2012
by James May

''What more could you want on a Valentine’s night? An enthralling ninety minutes and an electric atmosphere under the Upton Park lights, spent with the true love of our lives, West Ham United. The only thing missing was the three points...''

Millwall (h) 2-1
Saturday, 4th February 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''One day you play the 4th bottom side and get walloped 5-1 with a performance every bit as poor as the scoreline suggests. Four days later you play the 4th bottom side and win 2-1 with a performance as good as the previous one was bad. Go, as our American cousins are fond of saying, figure...''

Millwall (h) 2-1
Saturday, 4th February 2012
by James May

''When Kevin Nolan recklessly dived in inside the first ten minutes and was given his marching orders, we would have been forgiven for fearing the worst and that the 21-year-old wait for a home league win against Millwall was set to lengthen...''

Nottingham Forest (h) 2-1
Saturday, 21st January 2012
by James May

''It certainly won’t be a game that will live long in the memory but another win and finally top of the league, we have to be happy, don’t we?..''

Portsmouth (a) 1-0
Saturday, 14th January 2012
by Gordon Thrower

''Under normal circumstances I wouldn’t have made this one. Not that I expect much sympathy from you lot but, having managed to pick up Preview Percy’s heavy cold during the week, I felt about as much like travelling to an away match as Paolo Di Canio often did. ..''

Derby County (a) 1-2
Saturday, 31st December 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''Bare bones and balls-ups I think sums it all up...''

Barnsley (h) 1-0
Saturday, 17th December 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''Did I hear the words 'bare bones'?..''

Burnley (h) 1-2
Saturday, 3rd December 2011
by East Stand Martin

''Whenever I see Burnley, I'm always reminded of the time the last down in the Championship, when the reasons best known to myself I decided to go up to the Lancashire khazi for a midweek game...''

Derby County (h) 3-1
Saturday, 26th November 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''I’ll tell you what, why don’t I just write “It was a game of two halves” every week and you can fill in the rest!..''

Coventry City (a) 2-1
Saturday, 19th November 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''Six away wins? In the same season? Before Christmas? That’s what the league table says...''

Hull City (a) 2-0
Saturday, 5th November 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''Five away wins in a season – and it’s only November!..''

Blackpool (h) 4-0
Saturday, 15th October 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''I think we’ll file this one under 'eventful'. ..''

Crystal Palace (a) 2-2
Saturday, 1st October 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''1st October and 80 plus degrees? This was clearly not what anyone had envisaged when this one came up on the fixture computer. ..''

Ipswich Town (h) 0-1
Tuesday, 27th September 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''I’ve done the washing up, hoovered the flat, got my stuff ready for tomorrow. I suppose I can’t put off writing a match report any longer, though I’m sure you all want to relive this one about as much as I do...''

Peterborough (h) 1-0
Saturday, 24th September 2011
by Staff Writer

''West Ham are up to fourth in the Championship after just about doing enough to see off the challenge of Darren Ferguson's Peterborough...''

Portsmouth (h) 4-3
Saturday, 10th September 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''It’s never dull around here, is it! ..''

Nottingham Forest (a) 4-1
Sunday, 28th August 2011
by Staff Writer

''West Ham United strolled to victory at the City Ground this afternoon with a throughly professional performance...''

Aldershot Town (h) 1-2
Wednesday, 24th August 2011
by Staff Writer

''West Ham United are out of the Carling Cup after being embarrassed at home by League Two side Aldershot Town...''

Leeds United (h) 2-2
Sunday, 21st August 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''Not that I’m an expert on such matters but didn’t there used to be some crappy Aussie soap opera called Home and Away? (If you’ll excuse the double tautology of the words ‘crappy’, ‘Aussie’ and ‘soap opera’). It seems that we have adopted something of a Jekyll and Hyde approach to matches at the moment. Or have we? Professor Thrower, lecturer at the University Of Boleyn (formerly Plaistow Municipal baths) has a theory about that. Of which more later...''

Watford (a) 4-0
Tuesday, 16th August 2011
by Brian Evans

''Just got home from a reasonbly entertaining evening at Vicarage Road...''

Doncaster Rovers (a) 1-0
Saturday, 13th August 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''Three points on the road? You’ll be telling me that we’re the best test cricketing nation in the world next...''

Doncaster Rovers (a) 1-0
Saturday, 13th August 2011
by East Stand Martin

''I figure that it’s time the KUMB.com Old School put in a shift now that we have plunged into the chasm of the Championship. After all, who could turn down a few away trips to places that time forgot? It’s a rich old time for some social commentary. ..''

Cardiff City (h) 0-1
Sunday, 7th August 2011
by Gordon Thrower

''Remember last time we were here and every match was a cup final for the opposition? Get used to it guys...''

2010/11 Match Reports

Sunderland (h) 0-3
Sunday, 22nd May 2011
by Gordon Thrower

Blackburn Rovers (h) 1-1
Saturday, 7th May 2011
by Gordon Thrower

Manchester City (a) 1-2
Saturday, 23rd April 2011
by Staff Writer

Chelsea (a) 0-3
Saturday, 23rd April 2011
by Staff Writer

Aston Villa (h) 1-2
Saturday, 16th April 2011
by Gordon Thrower

Bolton Wanderers (a) 0-3
Saturday, 9th April 2011
by Staff Writer

Manchester United (h) 2-4
Saturday, 2nd April 2011
by Staff Writer

Tottenham Hotspur (a) 0-0
Saturday, 19th March 2011
by Gordon Thrower

Stoke City (a) 1-2
Sunday, 13th March 2011
by Staff Writer