Just in case there is anyone still labouring under the delusion that Mark Noble is about to don a Gibralter shirt...
... our earlier story was an April Fool.Whilst we don't doubt that most of our readers picked up on it, we still managed to hook one or two of you - such as the KUMB Forum's Loftyhammer, who admitted to having "been talking about it in the office all morning ... what a d*ckhead."
Happy April 1st!
* Here's a comprehensive list of previous April Fools posted here on KUMB over the years...
12 YEARS AGO: West Ham annouunce plans to convert the Chicken Run into luxury flats: http://po.st/K0Vv6R
11 YEARS AGO: West Ham announce plans to leave Upton Park for 8,000-capacity stadium: http://po.st/CHuUAk
10 YEARS AGO: Newham Council to rename Green St 'Brown St' in honour of West Ham Terry Brown : http://po.st/6FmI1p
9 YEARS AGO: West Ham announce sponsorship deal with Nestle's Aero for club anthem Bubbles: http://po.st/hzjurh
8 YEARS AGO: West Ham set to ground share with Millwall at the Den whilst new stadium is built: http://po.st/5A2z9Y
7 YEARS AGO: The Boleyn Ground surface is to be replaced by a plastic pitch to curtail number of injuries: http://po.st/U4TW4l
6 YEARS AGO: Sheffield United's match day mascots announce plans to sue West Ham over Tevez affair: http://po.st/Ze0IGZ
5 YEARS AGO: Kieron Dyer set to undergo revolutionary treatment at the Large Hadron Collider facility in Geneva: http://po.st/1U52NK
4 YEARS AGO: The owner of the Boleyn Tavern announces plan to move the pub brick by brick to Straftord: http://po.st/PmHLld
3 YEARS AGO: Sam Allardyce set for appearance on TV's Mastermind. Not many passes expected: http://po.st/QPilPA
2 YEARS AGO: Barry Hean reveals plans to re-release 'Snooker Loopy' in order to fund Olympic Stadium fight: http://po.st/8J9d6l
1 YEAR AGO: West Ham to offer financial incentives to supporters who BACK rather than BOO the team: /story.php?id=127441
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