There's nothing wrong in respecting the point
- Thursday, 4th April 2024
- Allan Cummings
Points in the Premier League are never easy to come by – every top manager bar non will tell you that!
The scourge of modern football
- Monday, 25th March 2024
- Allan Cummings
VAR is surely the most hated and despised acronym in football right now!
Areola: hero and villain
- Thursday, 7th March 2024
- Allan Cummings
There’s no doubt about it, Alphonse Areola is having a good season. No – allow me to correct that statement – Alphonse Areola is having an outstanding season!
There’s only one Tommy Soucek
- Wednesday, 6th March 2024
- Allan Cummings
I don’t do hero worship, I'm a bit too old for all that nonsense, I mean, I still worship Johnny Byrne. Enough said.
Rage Against The Machin
- Monday, 4th March 2024
- Allan Cummings
Another week on the West Ham rollercoaster...
This week at West Ham: five talking points
- Saturday, 2nd March 2024
- Allan Cummings
West Ham FINALLY secured their first win of 2024 on Monday with a 4-2 win against Brentford, having previously faced Arsenal, Sheffield United, Brighton, Bournemouth, Nottingham Forest and Championship side Bristol City (twice) without securing a single victory.
Everton v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 1st March 2024
- Allan Cummings
We caught Preview Percy actually smiling on his way home from Monday night’s win over Brentford, though he claimed it was toothache and he was off to get a medicinal brandy. He seems to get a lot of "toothache". In the meantime here’s his look at Saturday’s trip up to Everton. He’ll be avoiding the toffees then...
Sticking with it
- Friday, 1st March 2024
- Allan Cummings
I don't remember who the reserves were playing the first time I saw them at Upton Park in 1969; possibly Gillingham. But I do remember there were lots of goals and the whole experience was new and exciting - particularly the trip from Barkingside to Green Street in dad's navy blue Mk1 Cortina.
It's just like watching Brazil...
- Thursday, 29th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
Now that was a relief, wasn’t it? Much better but still obviously a way to go yet. Just like watching Brazil someone said. Well, two of them anyway, even if one now plays for Italy, but you get the idea.
Best Free Sports Betting Tips
- Wednesday, 28th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
You may reduce losses and increase wins with a sound betting strategy. Although you will always need a tiny bit of luck to generate money, you can increase your chances of winning online betting by having a strategy.
What’s with the noise around Moyes?
- Tuesday, 27th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
A fair few Hammers fans will have walked away from the London Stadium on Monday night a little conflicted. An impressive, and dare I say entertaining 4-2 victory over bogey side Brentford, was exactly the performance required by the Hammers following a torrid start to 2024.
West Ham United v Brentford: match preview
- Monday, 26th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
Next up we play host to Brentford on Monday night. Kick off is at 8pm, so get a late pass from the other half.
A question of trust
- Saturday, 24th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
During the January transfer window, many of West Ham United's Premier League peers were unable to invest in their playing squad because of Financial Fair Play (FFP).
And the new manager is?
- Thursday, 22nd February 2024
- Allan Cummings
So to absolutely no-one’s surprise, West Ham’s indecision is final. Or should that just be David Sullivan’s indecision?
This week at West Ham: five talking points
- Thursday, 22nd February 2024
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are STILL looking for their first win of 2024, having faced Arsenal, Sheffield United, Brighton, Bournemouth and Championship side Bristol City (twice) - who eventually ended United's FA Cup hopes for another season - plus, most recently, Nottingham Forest.
Jordan, shut your mouth
- Wednesday, 21st February 2024
- Allan Cummings
On Monday, 12 February a caller to a TalkSport phone-in, whose name was Reece, following an exchange of views had the following said to him, aggressively and unpleasantly, by Simon Jordan: "I hope all you West Ham fans get exactly what you deserve!"
Anticipating the Future of Cryptocurrencies: Prospects and Roadblocks
- Tuesday, 20th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
Cryptocurrencies have become a hot topic in the financial world, sparking both excitement and skepticism. As the digital revolution continues to reshape various industries, it is crucial to understand the basics of cryptocurrencies to anticipate their future prospects and potential roadblocks.
Two In-Play Betting Markets for West Ham Matches
- Monday, 19th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
As has seemingly constantly been the case under David Moyes, West Ham United are currently in the midst of yet another stellar campaign.
West Ham’s January Woes: Pressure Mounts on Moyes Amid Poor Form and Transfer Setbacks
- Monday, 19th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
The start of 2024 hasn’t been kind to West Ham United and their head coach David Moyes. Following a promising end to 2023 with impressive victories over top teams, the Hammers have struggled to find their form in the new year. Without a single win in all competitions since January, the pressure on Moyes has intensified.
Nottingham Forest v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 17th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was very angry after last week’s performance. However, as ever, Arsenal still gave him and everyone else something to laugh at. Find out more as the old fool looks at this weekend’s trip up to Nottingham for Forest away...
Tribute to a legend
- Friday, 16th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
The term ‘legend’ is grossly over used in this day and age. We all have our opinion on whether Declan Rice qualifies or not.
This week at West Ham: five talking points
- Friday, 16th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are still looking for their first win of 2024, having faced Sheffield United, Brighton, Bournemouth and Championship side Bristol City (twice) - who eventually ended United's FA Cup hopes for another season - plus, most recently, Arsenal.
Six of the worst
- Wednesday, 14th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
According to the old adage, records are meant to be broken. However our latest feat this week was one that I wish was never going to happen.
Beware the ides of March
- Wednesday, 14th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
When the wheels come off at West Ham, they really do, you can hear them clanking down Green Street. Well you could, but let’s not go there, it’s part of the issue.
How Jarrod Bowen Ranks Against Previous West Ham Strikers
- Wednesday, 14th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
The last two years have been a whirlwind for Jarrod Bowen. The English right winger and forward made his England debut in 2022 to continue success as a West Ham goal scorer; Bowen is now a long-term priority for West Ham United.
Antonio's return will be more than welcome
- Sunday, 11th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes is a manager not known for idle talk or gossip – and certainly not prone to freely giving away any plans he might have regarding teams selection.
West Ham United v Arsenal: match preview
- Sunday, 11th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
Poor old Preview Percy’s been a bit under the weather. We’re sure he won’t mention it much though, during his look at this weekend’s visit of Arsenal...
This week in football: five talking points
- Friday, 9th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
West Ham remain without a win in 2024, having faced Sheffield United, Brighton, Bournemouth and Championship side Bristol City (twice) - who eventually ended United's FA Cup hopes for another season.
A question of identity
- Friday, 9th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
Let’s get a few things straight. I’ve never been “Moyes out”.
Polls apart
- Friday, 9th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
It’s going to be the year of the polls, we are all braced for it. It’s going to be nasty, bitter, abusive and divisive. And that’s only the West Ham ones.
Manchester United v West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 4th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
We tried to transfer Preview Percy anywhere on deadline day. However, literally everyone we contacted had some sort of computer problem. So here’s his look at Sunday’s trip to Manchester United...
January no-show and Adios amigo
- Sunday, 4th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
After the highs of December, the ensuing weeks have eradicated any sense of joy lingering from the festive season. Injuries and absences. Stagnant performances and the now annual January transfer window disappointment.
Thanks to a legend
- Sunday, 4th February 2024
- Allan Cummings
It was never meant to end like that, with the football world watching as Pablo Fornals concluded his West Ham career.
West Ham United v AFC Bournemouth: match preview
- Thursday, 1st February 2024
- Allan Cummings
It’s been so long since we had Preview Percy do one of these that we had to wake him up for his look at Thursday night’s visit of AFC Bournemouth. Perhaps, on reflection, we’d have been wiser to let the old fool have a lie-in...
Derby Days: How Will West Ham Fare Against Their London Rivals in the Second Half of the Season?
- Wednesday, 31st January 2024
- Allan Cummings
In terms of numbers, the current Premier League season has been one of the best yet for London clubs with seven in total taking part.
Ambition, ambition, ambition
- Monday, 29th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
We’ve all seen turning points, some of us more than others, so you try not to get over excited when another one moves into focus.
Strategies and Wagers: How Football Fans Approach Sports Betting in Casinos
- Sunday, 28th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
There are easy-to-remember and use football betting strategies that gambling fans know. Learn brand new tips to help you up your odds when using any sportsbook.
5 Players Who Could Strengthen West Ham in January
- Thursday, 25th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
These are tricky times for West Ham United. Despite riding high in the Premier League and with last season’s Europa Conference League win behind them, they go into 2024 with a worrying list of injuries.
Hammers in the mountains of Morocco
- Wednesday, 24th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
The 8 September earthquake in Morocco’s Atlas Mountains, southwest of Marrakech, killed thousands of people and injured many more, making thousands homeless in towns and remote mountain villages. It was the worst natural disaster in the country for over fifty years.
Why Kalvin Phillips is an excellent signing
- Wednesday, 24th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
Earlier this week, the news broke that West Ham had agreed a deal to sign Manchester City midfielder Kalvin Phillips on loan with an option to make the deal permanent.
West Ham’s Penalty Picture in the Premier League
- Wednesday, 24th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes was an unhappy camper recently in their 2-2 draw with Sheffield United. The chaotic final ten minutes were great to watch, but not for Moyes, who was fuming about the Hammers not being awarded a penalty deep into added time.
Patience is a virtue
- Wednesday, 24th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
Divin Mubama is a name that’s been on the lips of a fair proportion of our fanbase for quite some time now - the youngster getting rave reviews on social media for his performances in our exciting Under 21 side.
Far from the maddening crowds
- Tuesday, 23rd January 2024
- Allan Cummings
It was supposed to be a winter break, a bit of summer sun and a step away from the manic West Ham bubble of negativity and pessimism.
Sheffield United v West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 21st January 2024
- Allan Cummings
After the trauma of Tuesday you might think that Percy has a few words to say about the standard of refereeing in this country. You’d be right. See if you can spot a mention of Sheffield United’s league position as well...
The joys of January
- Wednesday, 17th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
And there endeth another FA Cup attempt. In all too predictable style. It’s almost inconceivable to an outsider that there is an air of doom and gloom around E20, but there is.
Sober reflections on the night before
- Wednesday, 17th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
It’s the morning after a not-so-traditional-anymore early FA Cup exit at the hands of lower league opposition.
Rising Odds, Rising Hopes: West Ham's Potential with iGaming Backing
- Tuesday, 16th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
With iGaming's support, West Ham United, a team rich in passion and history, has the potential to soar to new heights. This will open doors to a future that blends the excitement of football with the vibrant world of iGaming.
Bristol City v West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 16th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
Remember the Preview Percy FA Cup Special which wasn’t all that special the other week? Here’s another...
West Ham United v Bristol City: match preview
- Sunday, 7th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
It’s a Preview Percy FA Cup Special which, although it does involve the FA Cup and the visit of Bristol City – not to mention 9,000 of their supporters- to the Olympic this weekend, isn’t all that special if we’re honest...
Banana skins and massive scalps
- Friday, 5th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes has had more than enough advice handed down to him in recent weeks by our army of part-time managers - none of which he is ever likely to have read, and even less likely to take notice of.
Those were the days, my friends
- Thursday, 4th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
“Sixty years ago today, Ron Greenwood showed us how to play” - and here we are about to celebrate the season that changed our club forever.
A view from Stanley Park (north side)
- Thursday, 4th January 2024
- Allan Cummings
In which an Evertonian has his say on the David Moyes debate...
Getting the balance right
- Tuesday, 2nd January 2024
- Allan Cummings
Has anyone noticed a pattern emerging in recent games as to why West Ham may have finally improved defensively?
Analysing West Ham's Europa League chances: Group stage form and competition rivals
- Tuesday, 2nd January 2024
- Allan Cummings
West Ham secured one of the greatest moments in their history last season when they won the UEFA Europa Conference League.
West Ham United v Brighton & Hove Albion
- Tuesday, 2nd January 2024
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was highly amused by our last match of 2023. There again I don’t suppose he was alone in that. Here’s his look at our first match of 2024. Does not contain tea...
2023 In Review: Pretty Good Year
- Sunday, 31st December 2023
- Allan Cummings
2023: it was, quite simply the most successful year West Ham United supporters under the age of 45 will have witnessed. A year in which the Hammers secured their first trophy, a third successive season in Europe and a string of wins over our greatest rivals.
A sign of things to come for Moyes
- Friday, 29th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s not even a debate anymore, is it? It’s more a case of when, how long for and how much, such has been David Moyes’ performance in the West Ham hot seat.
Arsenal v West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 28th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is even more annoyed about this Christmas than previous ones. It seems his ire has been tweaked by the new wrappers they have on Quality Street. He took time out from writing to Rowntrees to take a look at Thursday’s trip to Arsenal...
The January sales
- Wednesday, 27th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
It might be wishful thinking to believe that our club possesses a lucid transfer strategy (Exhibit A: Danny Ings) but going into January the policy must surely be one of quality over quantity, bolstered by progression of promising youth.
It’s Christmas, be happy
- Wednesday, 27th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Hindsight is a wonderful thing and David Moyes seems to have a monopoly on the subject at the moment, in the week that marks the fourth anniversary of his second coming as West Ham boss.
Don't turn a disappointment into a disaster
- Saturday, 23rd December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Storm Pia might have been battering the whole of the UK over the last couple of days – but in the east end, and more specifically West Ham, we’ve had our own storm to contend with since the events of Wednesday evening on Merseyside.
West Ham United v Manchester United: match preview
- Saturday, 23rd December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was more than a little miffed on Wednesday night. If you read his look at this week’s visit of Man Utd you may just get a hint of that...
Liverpool v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 20th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has a quick gander at Wednesday’s trip up to Liverpool for the League Cup Quarter Final. May contain some recycled material. As usual...
The nightmare of uncertainty
- Tuesday, 19th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
If you think that David Moyes is going to slip quietly into the sunset of his West Ham career, you could be in for a big surprise.
What could be
- Monday, 18th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United’s fan base have mobilised and organised in the past (most notably for protest) but in relative terms, are late to the party when it comes to the establishment of a recognised supporters trust.
West Ham Utd v Tottenham, Fulham & Freiburg: five talking points
- Saturday, 16th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's been a bit of whirlwind week for David Moyes and his players, what with Sunday's humiliating Premier League defeat at Craven Cottage sandwiched by yet another glorious success at Tottenham and the topping of our Europa League group courtesy of a splendid effort against the Bundesliga boys.
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers: match preview
- Saturday, 16th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has taken time out from his seasonal vendetta against carol singers to have a look at this weekend’s visit of Wolves. Bah and indeed, Humbug then...
Back on the right track - we hope!
- Friday, 15th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Well that was more like it, from the ridiculous to the sublime, the memory of the nightmare by the Thames all but washed away. But not quiet.
Effective betting software for local and global platforms — best GR8 Tech offers
- Friday, 15th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
How to use betting software from GR8 Tech effectively — short tools review. What sports are available for GR8 Tech betting solutions users? What are the main advantages of the GR8 Tech solutions for sportsbooks?
West Ham United v Freiburg: match preview
- Thursday, 14th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy spent last weekend traipsing across Europe. Largely because his Irish heritage means that they can’t kick him out despite Brexit. And his English heritage means that neither can we. Here’s his look at Thursday’s visit of Freiburg. Diplomatic immunity will be claimed later on...
The bad, the good and the ugly
- Tuesday, 12th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Frustration, elation, confusion, anger, joy and dismay. Just another week at West Ham United. Three London derbies, three contrasting results.
Keyboard Warriors with egg on their face
- Sunday, 10th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Social media is a phenomenon of modern times. A platform for all aspects of life – but in particular for the world of football.
Fulham v West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 10th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Next up as the London derbies resemble buses, we make the trip up the Thames to Fulham. Kick-off is at 2pm and there’s the usual engineering works on Greater Anglia and C2C to contend with.
Tales of the unexpected
- Friday, 8th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Where do you start, how else could you describe the now ritual shafting of Spurs on their own patch? It certainly is ‘happening again.’
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 7th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s a busy spell for Preview Percy as he has to write a preview every couple of days. The relentless treadmill has had no effect on the quality of his output though. More’s the pity. Here’s his look at Thursday’s trip up to Tottenham...
Tomáš Souček: West Ham's Not-so-secret Weapon
- Tuesday, 5th December 2023
- Allan Cummings
At time of writing, Tomáš Souček has played 173 games for West Ham United since joining, first on loan and then permanently, from Czech giants Slavia Prague in 2019/20.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace: match preview
- Sunday, 3rd December 2023
- Allan Cummings
Spare a thought for the elderly during this cold spell. Apart from Preview Percy who can look after himself as far as we are concerned. Here’s his look at Sunday’s visit of Crystal Palace...
Backa Topola v West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 30th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy spent much of the weekend taking painkillers. Unusually this weekend it was because he was actually in pain. Having passed his drug test here’s his look at Thursday’s trip to FK TSC...
West Ham United In The 2023/2024 EPL
- Thursday, 30th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Under David Moyes's management, West Ham thrived decently in the 2023/2024 season of the English Premier League.
Win or lose, we're on the boos
- Wednesday, 29th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Unless you’re one of the plethora of north west-based Hammers (hi guys, love you), it’s a long old schlep to Turf Moor. But the long, arduous journey into deepest, darkest Lancashire would have been made more tolerable after a late, late smash and grab victory. Or so you would have thought.
Sunday, bloody Sunday
- Tuesday, 28th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
All the noise is about Divin Mubama, the 19-year-old who has never completed a Premier League match but has become the darling of the terraces.
Four greatest West Ham strikers of all time
- Saturday, 25th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
As one of the most recognisable teams in the English top flight, West Ham United is currently riding the crest of a wave. Manager David Moyes won the UEFA Conference League last season and is eager to push into the Europa League or even the Champions League.
The big question for Moyes to answer
- Saturday, 25th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Disappointing as it was to lose not one but two players through injury as a result of the international break, replacing Jarrod Bowen will undoubtably prove more of a dilemma for David Moyes to solve this weekend than compensating for the absence of Michail Antonio.
Burnley v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 25th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy’s arthritis has been playing him up all week. Now it’s your turn to suffer as he looks forward to this weekend’s trip to Burnley...
Is he the pick of our summer transfers?
- Tuesday, 21st November 2023
- Allan Cummings
When a respected journalist such as Henry Winter goes out of his way to make a point, it’s usually worth noting.
West Ham Utd v Nottingham Forest: five talking points
- Monday, 20th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Following a poor run of Premier League form, which resulted in just one point being taken from 12, the Hammers were right back on it with back-to-back wins against Olympiacos and Nottingham Forest prior to the international break.
Tommy is gunning for you
- Thursday, 16th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Tomas Soucek seems to spend his life being savaged for what he can’t manage - but West Ham continually show they cannot do without the stuff he can do.
There's nobody better - or is there?
- Wednesday, 15th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
An interesting thread developed on the KUMB.com General Discussion forum this week.
Five Players of Polish Origin Who Have Played For Arsenal
- Wednesday, 15th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Many gamblers bet based on emotions and affiliation.
Fortunes always Hyde-ing
- Tuesday, 14th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
I know for a fact that we aren’t the only club in the country which has trouble with inconsistency, but I have huge doubts that any quite encompass the phrase 'Jekyll & Hyde outfit' more than West Ham.
Up for the fight - on and off the pitch
- Sunday, 12th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes presented the West Ham fans with what many considered to be the club’s best starting XI when he sent out his team to face Olympiakos on Thursday night.
West Ham United v Nottingham Forest: match preview
- Sunday, 12th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy’s latest effort contains more nostalgia than usual, with references to the football pools (again), and 1970’s sitcom actresses and dodgy Eastern European referees. Hopefully there will be something about 21st Century Nottingham Forest to consider – it is their preview after all...
West Ham Utd v Arsenal & Brentford: five talking points
- Thursday, 9th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
It was a mixed week for David Moyes' West Ham, with the delightful defeat of Arsenal in the Carabao Cup followed by the equally disappointing reversal at the Gtech Community Stadium 72 hours later.
West Ham United v Olympiacos: match preview
- Thursday, 9th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has arthritic knees, arthritic ankles and, as for his brain... well judge for yourself as he has a look at Thursday night’s visit of Olympiacos...
Lack of respect not the West Ham way
- Thursday, 9th November 2023
- Allan Cummings
The lack of respect shown to West Ham’s most successful manager in almost 30 years has grated on more than a few, it seems. It's not the West Ham way.
Betting in Real-Time: Top Football Games With Quick Withdrawal Options
- Friday, 3rd November 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s no news that sports and gambling have been connected throughout history. But fans of one sports discipline, in particular, have been known to be the most passionate bettors in the world.
Brentford v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 3rd November 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy: is back. Sorry. Again.
What Are the Most Popular Online Casino Games Between Football Lovers, Especially West Ham United Fans?
- Thursday, 2nd November 2023
- Allan Cummings
You never know who will be the people who like to play casino games. It's almost certain that sports fans will love sports betting, for example.
Several ways to get a real football experience using the FC 24 football simulator
- Thursday, 2nd November 2023
- Allan Cummings
If you are a fully-fledged fan of football in all its manifestations, and not just visiting the stadium and watching it on TV and on the Internet, then you will definitely want to play it, in order to see as many idols as possible and play with both of them directly.
Gunning down the critics
- Thursday, 2nd November 2023
- Allan Cummings
You have to laugh, don’t you? All that anti-Moyes hot air, screaming for his head and we end up knocking Arsenal - and Declan Rice - out of the Carabao Cup.
West Ham Making the Right Moves After Rice Exit
- Wednesday, 1st November 2023
- Allan Cummings
After the euphoria of winning the Europa Conference League at the end of last season, West Ham United fans have quickly been given a reality check this summer.
West Ham Utd v Everton: five talking points
- Wednesday, 1st November 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's not been the best of weeks for West Ham, who suffered back-to-back defeats against Aston Villa and Olympiacos in the Europa League before returning to London and being turned over by Sean Dyche's struggling Everton.
Joke Cup or Holy Grail?
- Wednesday, 1st November 2023
- Allan Cummings
League Cup... Milk Cup... Littlewoods Cup... Rumbelows Cup... Coca-Cola Cup... Worthington Cup... Carling Cup... Capital One Cup... Carabao Cup... call it what you like, I want one!
Agony and irony in equal measure
- Tuesday, 31st October 2023
- Allan Cummings
There was more than a touch of irony about Sunday’s result against Everton, for those who cared to look for it.
West Ham PTSD (Post-Trophy Success Disorder)
- Monday, 30th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Well that was a frustrating week, to put it mildly. And, as a result, the voices of the more disgruntled element of our support gain volume. The post-Prague honeymoon period is well and truly over.
West Ham United v Everton: match preview
- Sunday, 29th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy: The good news is that he’s not trying to speak Greek in this week’s preview. The bad news is that he has written this week’s preview. Here’s his look at the visit of Everton...
West Ham Utd v Aston Villa & Olympiacos: five talking points
- Friday, 27th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's not been the best of weeks for West Ham, who have suffered back-to-back defeats against Aston Villa last weekend and in the Europa League on Thursday night in Greece.
A major disappointment - but no Greek tragedy
- Friday, 27th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Losing hurts – and right now we’re all hurting after not only losing the game to Olympiacos – but also losing our proud and un-equalled record of 17 consecutive European games unbeaten.
Olympiacos v West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 26th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at Thursday’s trip to Piraeus. Once again we apologise for the unspeakable atrocities he commits towards our hosts’ language...
Is this the time for real change, David Moyes?
- Tuesday, 24th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
The inquest has been long, hard and painful. You can’t play like West Ham did at Aston Villa and expect anything less.
West Ham: An Established European Side?
- Sunday, 22nd October 2023
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes' record-breaking West Ham United have now become an established European side.
Aston Villa v West Ham United: Match Preview
- Saturday, 21st October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has spent the international break getting rested and refreshed ahead of a spell of two previews a week over the next few weeks. Has it improved his output?* Read his look at Sunday's visit to Aston Villa and find out. (*Spoiler alert-it hasn't).
Bowen, Bankes and a new deal for Paqueta
- Friday, 13th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Where to now? If Jarrod Bowen’s new mega-contract is a yardstick for the future and a draw against newly enriched Newcastle is another, you sense we could be on the cusp of some serious movement to the next level.
Moyes key to Bowen deal
- Friday, 13th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Much has been made of the new contract offered to Jarrod Bowen, now thankfully signed, sealed and delivered.
Michael Carrick: Former West Ham United Man Gunning for Promotion
- Monday, 9th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Former West Ham United midfielder Michael Carrick is now the manager of EFL Championship club Middlesbrough. Boro were beaten in the play-offs last season, but can Carrick guide the North Yorkshire club to Premier League promotion this term?
West Ham United v Newcastle United: match preview
- Sunday, 8th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Here’s Preview Percy’s look at this weekend’s visit of Newcastle United. Keep an eye out for a lapse in concentration in the early paragraphs of the preview’s second half...
Life’s Not Fair, Deal With It!
- Thursday, 5th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
While Home Secretary Suella Braverman has been busy proclaiming, seemingly without a hint of irony, that fairness is one of the organising principles of British life and culture, Liverpool fans have been tantruming like pre-schoolers that life isn’t fair. Fairness, it seems, is this week’s operative word.
SC Freiburg v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 4th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's another Euro Percy as we head off across the North Sea to Freiburg . Or rather we aren’t. As usual we would like to apologise to anyone from Germany for any problems arising from his pronunciation. If anyone is affected by any of the issues raised, the BBC probably have a helpline or something...
Get the Most Out of Being a West Ham Supporter
- Wednesday, 4th October 2023
- Allan Cummings
As a West Ham United fan, you're not just a spectator but part of an age-old legacy. You've cheered victories, endured losses, and felt every kick of the ball.
The Most Memorable Moments in West Ham United's Championship History
- Tuesday, 3rd October 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United, often referred to simply as West Ham, is a club deeply rooted in the heart of English football. With a rich history dating back over a century, the club has had its fair share of ups and downs.
West Ham Utd v Sheffield Utd: five talking points
- Tuesday, 3rd October 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United returned to winning ways following back-to-back defeats in the Premier League thanks to goals from Jarrod Bowen and a rejuvenated Tomas Soucek.
Reasons to be cheerful
- Tuesday, 3rd October 2023
- Allan Cummings
Some of our fans are a funny lot, aren’t they? Not happy that we are seventh in the Premier League and only beaten this season by two of the biggest clubs in the world.
Reality Czech
- Monday, 2nd October 2023
- Allan Cummings
When David Moyes returned to the helm at the tail end of 2019, his first signing as he sought to bring stability and avoid relegation was Czech midfielder Tomas Soucek.
West Ham v Backa Topola, Liverpool & Lincoln: five talking points
- Saturday, 30th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United fell to their second defeat in the Premier League this season away to Liverpool - a loss sandwiched by two cup wins against Serbian outfit Backa Topola and League One Lincoln City.
Back In Time
- Saturday, 30th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
For those members of the claret and blue army unable to make the trip to Sincil Bank this week, an overwhelming feel of nostalgia kicked in. And by that I don’t mean we forlornly sat at home while we inevitably capitulated to a lower league in time honoured West Ham tradition.
Mind how you go
- Saturday, 30th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
Football, futbol, le foot, soccer - whatever term you call it by, it is considered the world's beautiful game - Pele
West Ham United v Sheffield United: match preview
- Saturday, 30th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
To say that Preview Percy was amused by our opponents' result last week is something of an understatement. However, he has stopped giggling enough to share his thoughts on this weekend's visit of Sheffield United...
Kudus Impresses Everyone As West Ham Take Tight Lincoln Win
- Friday, 29th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
It has been a pretty decent start to the domestic 2023/24 Premier League campaign for West Ham United manager David Moyes - particularly when crossed with our top flight struggles last season - and with six games played, we have three wins and a draw to our name, sitting in seventh place.
Lincoln City v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 27th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is working around the clock as we enter into the Thursday/Sunday merry-go-round. We thought about resting him for one of our academy writers, this being the League Cup, but we don’t actually have any. So here is the old one’s look at Wednesday’s trip to Lincoln City...
Sick of it? Too right, we are
- Tuesday, 26th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
The leaving of Liverpool is never a pleasent experience, particularily for us West Ham fans - and Sunday was no different.
Liverpool v West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 24th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has had a lie down after his midweek struggles with the Serbian language, and has declared himself fresh and raring to go on his return to domestic action. Somebody really should have warned him about Hungarian lad Liverpool just signed...
West Ham United v FK Backa Topola: match preview
- Thursday, 21st September 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's a Euro-Percy this week. So we'd just like to apologise profusely for the pronunciation as we play host to FK TSC of Backa Topola, who may not be from as far away as you think Preview Percy explains all. Badly...
West Ham United v Manchester City: Five Talking Points
- Thursday, 21st September 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United fell to their first defeat in the Premier League this season against reigning champions Manchester City.
We know what we are...
- Tuesday, 19th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
It will be just 75 days from that amazing night in Prague, champions of Europe, to this week’s return to UEFA competition.
West Ham United v Manchester City: match preview
- Friday, 15th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s an odd world inside the mind of Preview Percy. After all, how often is it he gets to write about a match between two of the continent’s three European champions? So what does he write about? Unpronounceable Welsh place names plane crashes and capital punishment, that’s what. Still since we don’t pay him we have no worries over Financial Fair Play. Unlike Manchester City perhaps...
Possession counts for nothing - It's goals that really count
- Thursday, 14th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
I have to admit, when it comes to football I’m more than a bit ‘old school’. I’m not a big fan of all the new technology and the overload of stats and info that accompanies our game today. Driven in large part it has to be said by the dominant influence of TV.
What did David Moyes ever do for us?
- Tuesday, 12th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s coming up to six years since David Moyes first crossed our paths. Love or loath him, it’s been the most divisive, controversial managerial appointment for many a decade.
Proving the doubters wrong
- Wednesday, 6th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
I have to admit, I wasn’t Emerson’s biggest fan when he arrived at the London Stadium after his £15m transfer from Chelsea in August 2022. I wasn’t alone with that sentiment either, judging by the response following his first few appearances in a claret and blue shirt.
Luton Town v West Ham United: Five Talking Points
- Wednesday, 6th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United secured their second successive away win in the Premier League this season against Premier League newcomers Luton Town, through goals from Jarrod Bowen and Kurt Zouma.
An unwelcome distraction
- Tuesday, 5th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham head into the first enforced international break in Premier League action in far better state than anyone could ever have imagined.
An Irrational Hatred of David Moyes
- Monday, 4th September 2023
- Allan Cummings
That trek into the Bedfordshire unknown brought it all back for some. Robert Banks' famous cult book 'An Irrational Hatred of Luton' sprung to mind, still as painfully funny now as it was then, first published 28 years ago.
The dawning of a new era
- Saturday, 2nd September 2023
- Allan Cummings
Resident ITK East Village Hammer spent the transfer window bringing us the latest news on West Ham's transfer dealings via the KUMB Forum. Now, with the window having closed, he takes stock of the situation and assesses West Ham's chances of a successful campaign.
Luton Town v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 1st September 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s been so long since Luton were in the top flight Preview Percy wasn’t our preview writer. He was still old thugh. Here’s his first look at the Hatters – we think...
West Ham's top ten transfer deadline day signings
- Friday, 1st September 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have frequently found themselves to be busy in the final 24 hours of the summer transfer window.
What is Next for West Ham After Abandoning Fresh Maguire Move?
- Thursday, 31st August 2023
- Allan Cummings
The on-off Harry Maguire saga appears to finally be over after reports of fresh interest from Moyes. Maguire was the subject of a £30 million bid from the east London club but chose to stay and fight for his place at Manchester United.
Divided we stand
- Tuesday, 29th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
So here we are. Top of the league (well, for a few hours, at least). In pole position, having defeated a billion pound rag, tag and bobtail outfit, and then a team we struggle against for no real reason.
Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United: Five Talking Points
- Tuesday, 29th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United secured their first Premier League away win of the new campaign against bogey team Brighton last weekend through goals from James Ward-Prowse, Jarrod Bowen and Michail Antonio.
Days like these
- Tuesday, 29th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
You’d be forgiven for pinching yourself, wouldn’t you - because West Ham don’t really do months like this, do they?
Home is for the heartless
- Saturday, 26th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
The first home game of the season is normally one of the highlights of the footballing calendar.
Proof already he's no one-trick pony
- Saturday, 26th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
It was a week or so ago – when the speculation around the possible signing of James Ward-Prowse was intensifying almost by the hour, that I saw a post on a particular forum – one that claimed to have close contacts within the club by the way – describing Ward-Prowse as a one-trick-pony.
Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham Utd: match preview
- Friday, 25th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is looking forward to his trip to the seaside, though he has left the “Kiss Me Quick” hat behind in case he gets mistaken for a FIFA vice-president. Here’s his look at the trip to Brighton and Hove Albion...
West Ham, from father to son
- Thursday, 24th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
The first time I saw West Ham play live in a European competition was as a teenager on 16 December 1992. There were just 7,123 people at Upton Park to witness the Hammers take on Pisa for the final game in Group B of the Anglo-Italian Cup, a competition for English and Italian second division clubs.
A window of discontent, again - or is it?
- Thursday, 24th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s taken a bit of time - too long, to be fair - but these last few days of our torturous transfer window have been a bit more like it.
West Ham United v Chelsea: Five Talking Points
- Thursday, 24th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United secured their first Premier League win of the new campaign against London neighbours Chelsea last weekend through goals from Nayef Aguerd, Michail Antonio and Lucas Paqueta.
West Ham United v Chelsea: match preview
- Saturday, 19th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
It seems that the refereeing authorities are now having to issue apologies to on a weekly basis. We know how that feels. Here’s Preview Percy. Sorry...
Thanks for the memories, Lucas
- Tuesday, 15th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
Transfer windows are an emotional nightmare; you win some, you lose some. But I know one thing, I’m going to miss Lucas Paqueta far more than Declan Rice.
Moyes: a question of loyalty versus aesthetics
- Monday, 14th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
Posting on the KUMB Forum at the weekend, bristolhammerfc wrote: "I don't think David Moyes needs to be sacked, but he needs to evolve to do better than at Bournemouth."
AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 12th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
Some things in life are inevitable, death, taxation and the fact that Preview Percy still does our match previews. Here’s his look at the season-opening visit to Bournemouth which should, at least, put your tax bill into perspective...
Technical Tim has Hammers hearts a flutter
- Friday, 11th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
I’ve never actually read a Mills and Boon romance. It’s not really my style. But I know roughly how they work. Boy meets girl – they fall in love – they enrich each other’s lives – they pledge their allegiance – they live happily ever after.
Wanted: A Semblance of Leadership
- Saturday, 5th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
Who's currently pulling the strings at West Ham (Dis)United? I’m buggered if I know.
Return to Zero
- Saturday, 5th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
Only at West Ham. The euphoria of 7 June seems a million years ago already, as opposed to a mere two months.
Football Betting Tips vs Online Slots Tips: Where’s the Difference
- Friday, 4th August 2023
- Allan Cummings
You’ve probably noticed that online casinos and sports betting sites are everywhere these days.
Time for Thilo
- Wednesday, 2nd August 2023
- Allan Cummings
By his own admission, Thilo Kehrer was a big noise around the West Ham team at the end of last season.
The circus is back in town
- Tuesday, 1st August 2023
- Allan Cummings
Right, Mr.Chairman, I’ve been away - not quite as spicy a holiday as yours, but hey ho, some 74-year-olds have all the luck - so how’s this ‘take back control’ of transfers going? Smoothly, I hope.
Who will replace Declan Rice at West Ham?
- Monday, 31st July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Having led West Ham to European glory in the Europa Conference League Final, Declan Rice’s time as an Iron has finally drawn to a close. The young midfielder parted ways with the club he has called home since he was 14 years old earlier this month when Arsenal purchased his talents for the reported fee of £105 million.
What does winning the UEFA Europa Conference League mean for West Ham United?
- Monday, 31st July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Last month, West Ham United did something they’ve only done once before: won a major European trophy.
No time to rest on your laurels
- Sunday, 30th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Time waits for no man, and West Ham will never get out of their own way on the road to progress.
Favourites come in all forms - and here is mine
- Thursday, 27th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
In footballing terms, heroes and favourite players come in many guises. At West Ham we've been incredibly blessed to have many worthy of adulation.
It'll be alright on the night - keep the faith
- Thursday, 27th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
If we’ve learned anything about David Moyes over the time he’s been with the club, it’s attempting to second guess him as a manager is a pointless exercise.
He loves us more than you
- Wednesday, 19th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
I have to say, I’ve struggled a bit these past few days as Declan Rice has completed his record breaking move to Arsenal, which is annoying.
Stranger Things
- Wednesday, 19th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
At last the Declan Rice saga has come to a conclusion. In a rare bit of praise for our current chairman, we’ve received a British record fee for our former number 41.
West Ham United players return for 2023/2024 pre-season
- Wednesday, 19th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
The Premier League season is bearing down upon us and West Ham’s players are back in training, gearing up for another year.
£5 for a friendly stream?
- Monday, 17th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
So, season ticket increases have by now, despite protests from supporters groups to which I have no idea whether or not replies were receieved from the club, been accepted and paid in full.
West Ham’s pursuit of Premier League defender could be a shrewd move
- Friday, 14th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are set for an interesting summer transfer window, with players expected to depart and arrive in the lead up to the start of the Premier League season, which gets underway in August 2023.
Online Casino: Its Pros & Cons Compared to Land-Based Ones
- Friday, 14th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
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Hammers Transfers - The Potential Arrivals
- Thursday, 13th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Pre-season is well underway and with seven weeks of the Summer transfer window remaining, football agents are scurrying around looking to secure new teams for their clients, as the transfer merry-go-round begins in earnest.
Essential Tips to Winning in Crypto Crash Games
- Wednesday, 12th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Crypto crash gambling has significantly gained popularity worldwide over the past few years.
West Ham's Japanese stars competing at the Women's World Cup
- Tuesday, 11th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United Women do not have a huge amount of players competing at the FIFA Women's World Cup held in Australia and New Zealand.
European success built on squad depth
- Friday, 7th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes was insistent that last summer’s acquisitions in the transfer market were as much to do with improving the depth of the squad as it was to do with boosting the quality and competition for places in the first team.
When Love and Hate Collide
- Friday, 7th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Don’t get me wrong, Declan Rice’s decision to seemingly up sticks and leave the club that rescued him after being cast aside by Chelsea as a teenager, leaves a bitter taste in the mouth. Not so much the departure, I like many of us expected this to come this summer - but the destination.
2023/24 Season Betting - Best Ante-post Hammers Picks
- Friday, 7th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Barely a week after the Hammers’ historic UEFA Conference League victory over Fiorentina, with fans and players alike still basking in the glory of victory, the Premier League released its 2023/24 fixture list and with that, the merry-go-round of transfers, rumours, pessimism and optimism jerks back into life.
Rice was out of our league
- Wednesday, 5th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
He’s gone, the biggest transfer fee received in West Ham’s history, but the feeling is of overwhelming sadness. Spin it how you like, but we have been diminished.
The Legal Landscape: A Global Overview of Online Casino Regulations
- Wednesday, 5th July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Have you ever wondered if online casinos are legal everywhere? Have you heard your parents or older siblings talk about playing casino games online?
Irons lucky to have Moyes
- Saturday, 1st July 2023
- Allan Cummings
Having ended the club’s 43-year-long wait for a major trophy and delighted many with his dressing room dad dancing post-match in Prague, David Moyes will go down in West Ham United folklore. He is one of only three managers (after Ron Greenwood and John Lyall) to lead the Irons to silverware after leading West Ham through an unbeaten European campaign.
Roll on August and the End of Silly Season
- Thursday, 29th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
Imagine being a major player in the transfer window, rather than just one of the many casual vexed observers?
The sartorial season
- Wednesday, 28th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
The off-season for football brings many quandaries. How I do fill the gaps with no real on-pitch action? Do I get embroiled in the mostly futile transfer speculation? Do I just switch off for a few weeks?
Who Writes Your Scripts? Top five West Ham tearjerkers
- Tuesday, 27th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
The golden age of Hollywood is no more. Instead of epic masterpieces of the celluloid form, we’re by and large spoon fed rehashes, remakes and monotonous sequels ad nauseam.
Still buzzing
- Monday, 19th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
As I compose this, I’m still buzzing in the afterglow on our first major trophy in 43 years.
It was vital that gamesmanship didn't pay
- Wednesday, 14th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
Well, as Wednesday nights go, last week’s in Prague was one that will never be forgotten.
Euphoria - for one week only
- Tuesday, 13th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
You want to hold onto these moments of euphoria for as long as you can, before the reality of modern football reality comes crashing in.
We could be heroes
- Wednesday, 7th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
I was there in 2006 at the Millennium Stadium, behind the goal, to witness us lose the penalty shootout against Liverpool. It was the one and only time I’ve come remotely close to seeing us life a major trophy in my lifetime.
How would it feel if we won?
- Tuesday, 6th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
Last week, someone at work asked me how I'd feel if we won the final. The simplicity of the question caught me off guard and I mumbled something forgettable. For some reason the question has stuck with me and I keep coming back to it.
West Ham: A Trophy Case Throughout The Years
- Sunday, 4th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham may not have taken home the Premier League title in their history, but that does not mean that they are a team without success.
West Ham United v Fiorentina: match preview
- Sunday, 4th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
It is with much relief that we bring you the final Preview Percy of the season. And it's a Conference League Final "Special". Which just means that he will probably say something in another language. Badly. Here's his final look at our opponents Fiorentina...
A night to remember - or a night to forget? [Part II]
- Sunday, 4th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
This coming Wednesday evening, West Ham United will participate in the club's first European Final since losing 4-2 to crack Belgian outfit Anderlecht back in 1976 when they take on Serie A's Fiorentina.
A night to remember - or a night to forget? [Part I]
- Sunday, 4th June 2023
- Allan Cummings
This coming Wednesday evening, West Ham United will participate in the club's first European Final since losing 4-2 to crack Belgian outfit Anderlecht back in 1976 when they take on Serie A's Fiorentina.
One more game, one more game Declan Rice
- Saturday, 3rd June 2023
- Allan Cummings
Whatever the song, whatever the pleadings from West Ham fans, Declan Rice will lead out his team in the Europa Conference League final in Prague for the last time.
What Makes A Successful Football Team?
- Friday, 2nd June 2023
- Allan Cummings
We’ve seen some teams lifting Championship Cups more than others, individual players receiving awards, and coaches given credit for their team’s performance. However, what makes a successful football team? Could it be the coach, specific players, or the whole team?
Manchester United manager Ten Hag wants transfer for Ajax midfielder
- Thursday, 1st June 2023
- Allan Cummings
Manchester United will back manager Erik ten Hag in the summer transfer market, as the club continues to rebuild the playing squad.
Win in Prague and we trump the Gooners
- Wednesday, 31st May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Should West Ham beat Fiorentina in Prague and lift the Europa Conference League Trophy, would that mean the Hammers, in the final reckoning, have had a better season than Arsenal, who finished second in the Premier League?
Czech Mates
- Wednesday, 31st May 2023
- Allan Cummings
How much deliberation was required before casting your vote for the 2023 Hammer of the Year?
History in the making
- Wednesday, 31st May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Well, it’s finally over, this stressful Premier League season - and I doubt you will find anyone who mourns its passing.
Leicester City v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 27th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Leicester away and it’s the last league Preview Percy of the season. You won’t be surprised that he still has a bee in his bonnet about crisps being sold in the wrong-coloured packets….
They think it’s all over: it had better be!
- Wednesday, 24th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Here we are, safe from relegation, on our way to Prague for our first European final in 47 years and amused bystanders as Leeds, Everton and Leicester fight for their lives.
In Conversation with Declan Rice
- Monday, 22nd May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Exclusive leaked extracts from a Declan Rice phone hack*.
Betting Big: The High Stakes World of Blackjack Tournaments
- Monday, 22nd May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Withdrawing from Your Bookmaker: Terms and Rules You Should Know
- Saturday, 20th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
For sports bettors, few things are as satisfying as withdrawing their winnings.
West Ham United v Leeds United: match preview
- Saturday, 20th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has spent the last few days with a big grin on his face, particularly when he discovered that Czechia is a country he hasn’t visited yet, and is therefore not one of those countries he is banned from in the interest of maintaining friendly diplomatic relations. While we break the news to him that Senior Citizens’ railcards are not valid in Prague, here’s his look at the visit of Leeds United for last home game of the season...
Holding out for a hero
- Saturday, 20th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
We've been searching for heroes for a while now, well here they are in abundance, the heroes of Alkmaar, the boys of 2023 who have given the modern generation of West Ham fans something to be proud of.
No wonder the tears flowed
- Saturday, 20th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
The raw emotion of what West Ham achieved on Thursday night in The Netherlands - and what it means to the Hammers' fan base - is still there for all to see.
A lost weekend, in a hotel near Amsterdam
- Saturday, 20th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Semi-final day has arrived. It's an early start from Humberside airport, just half-an-hour from home, with a short hop across the Noordzee to Amsterdam and a flight time of just 45 minutes. The otherwise uneventful flight with Dutch national airline KLM has us touching down in Schiphol Airport at midday.
Hands up if You Know What Football Is!
- Wednesday, 17th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Football, known also as soccer, is one of the most prominent and lucrative sports.
Premiership Rugby: Quinn Roux and Other Players Who Penned Lucrative Contracts Recently
- Wednesday, 17th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
The highest level of competition for the English Rugby Union is the Gallagher Premiership.
Chase Big Wins With Exciting Sports-themed Slot Machines
- Wednesday, 17th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Looking for the best online slots with a sports theme to play today? Discover five slot games recommended by seasoned spinners who are also sports fans.
AZ Alkmaar v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 17th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
In his preview of Thursday's crunch tie, Preview Percy has an update on one of the unanswered questions from last week's Alkmaar preview, plus a new and revolutionary solution for referees' inability to use VAR properly. Neither of which make an awful lot of sense to be honest...
Europe and from one extreme to another
- Wednesday, 17th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
We really are getting the highs and lows this week. Maybe we could be reaching a European final, but the certainty is that we will see Declan Rice in the claret and blue at the London Stadium for the last time.
Brentford v West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 14th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Next up we cross London to what used to be called Middlesex where we will be hosted by Brentford. Kick off is 2pm with no UK tv coverage, this being a Sunday match thanks to our European involvement.
West Ham United v AZ Alkmaar: match preview
- Thursday, 11th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has been perplexed by our semi-final opponents missing numbers. All will be explained in his look at Thursday’s visit of AZ Alkmaar...
Moyes Out? Maybe...
- Tuesday, 9th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Most supporters made their peace with David Moyes seeing out the 2022/23 season but, with Premier League survival good as guaranteed, thoughts turn to next season and who should/will be at the helm.
Why are we disunited United?
- Tuesday, 9th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s too much to expect, isn’t it, that we go into the biggest week of our season showing a united front. Everybody pulling in the right direction, no dissention, no leaks, no briefings, no speculation over the manager and our captain.
The Top 10 Current Sponsorship of West Ham United Football Club
- Tuesday, 9th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s hard to find a successful football team nowadays without a sponsor.
Has Thilo's time come?
- Tuesday, 9th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
The jury has been out on Thilo Kehrer since the German international joined West Ham from Paris St Germain at the end of last August.
West Ham United v Manchester United: match preview
- Sunday, 7th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy hasn't got the bug that has been running through the squad at present. So he was available to give us a look at the visit of Man United. More’s the pity...
Give us a break, West Ham
- Friday, 5th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Thank you so much West Ham United PLC for displaying such a level of thoughtfulness and compassion for your loyal fanbase.
The painful view of reality
- Friday, 5th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
When reality in football hits you between the eyes it hurts, especially when you are not really expecting it.
Is West Ham looking to sign Manchester City defender Taylor Harwood-Bellis?
- Thursday, 4th May 2023
- Allan Cummings
One of the critical factors driving Manchester City’s success is their ability to spend time and resources keeping an eye on future stars. It’s clear that this approach has started to pay dividends, when you look at some of the incredible talents they have rising through their current ranks, such as Rico Lewis and Cole Palmer.
Manchester City v West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 2nd May 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy isn’t having a good week. Apart from enduring yet another inexplicable refereeing decision, he had to go to Croydon. And, wait, wasn’t this last weekend’s intro? Here’s his look at the trip to to Manchester City which, you may want to read from behind the sofa. A bit like watching the match itself, perhaps...
Why can't we look on the bright side of life?
- Tuesday, 2nd May 2023
- Allan Cummings
It might be something to do with my age. When you’re the wrong side of 70 you know full well the best years are behind you – which means you need to make the very most of the years still to come.
A comedy of errors that’s no laughing matter
- Tuesday, 2nd May 2023
- Allan Cummings
So what have we become? How many of us spent the aftermath of Saturday’s disaster at Selhurst Park praying that Brentford clawed their way back to beat Nottingham Forest?
Best Litecoin Betting Sites to Play
- Sunday, 30th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Litecoin is a common cryptocurrency mainly used for online transactions, like gambling in a casino. This coin has the edge over its rivals, like a low fee and faster transactions, thus its popularity. Its high versatility has made more casinos accept it as a payment mode.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 28th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy isn’t having a good week. Apart from enduring yet another inexplicable refereeing decision in midweek, he now has to go to Croydon. And he doesn’t like Croydon. I suspect he may mention that in his look at this weekend’s trip to Crystal Palace...
The White Horse Final: 28 April 1923
- Friday, 28th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
The idea of an exhibition to celebrate Britishness, the Commonwealth and victory was mooted almost immediately after the Armistice. The exhibition was sited on a Victorian park in Wembley. At the heart of it all was the Empire Stadium, the architectural focal point and the exhibition’s most important physical and cultural legacy.
Hands up if you know what a penalty is
- Thursday, 27th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
At least we know that the kids are all right, but that’s about all in a crushing few days that has plunged us back into the doom and gloom days.
History Repeating: with Bertie Brayley
- Wednesday, 26th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Bertie Brayley, 41, is the director of Tek Lab, a 1-2-1 personal football coaching company that has thrived since its inception in 2017.
Stubborn, but unscathed
- Wednesday, 26th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
There are many excusable reasons for West Ham's failings this season.
West Ham United v Liverpool: match preview
- Wednesday, 26th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy may need hospital treatment as recent events seem to have got his face stuck in what we are assured is a smile. We preferred his grumpy look to be honest. Here’s his look at Wednesday’s visit of Liverpool...
The Fornals factor
- Wednesday, 26th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s difficult not to go on basking in the glory of our superb win and outstanding performance against Bournemouth on Sunday.
Top 10 West Ham United F.C. Players of All Time
- Tuesday, 25th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United is one of England's most famous and prestigious professional soccer clubs. With a glorious history and ambitious prospects for the future, they are the favourites among their domestic and international fans.
Confidence is key
- Tuesday, 25th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
I don’t think there are many people who think David Moyes isn’t completely blameless in all of West Ham's domestic woes this season.
Player by Player Analysis: AFC Bournemouth v West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 25th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham continued their excellent form with a comfortable 4-0 win over Gary O’Neil’s Bournemouth on Sunday.
10 from 200: Moyes' greatest games (so far)
- Monday, 24th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United's 4-0 win at Bournemouth on Sunday afternoon also happened to be David Moyes' 200th game in charge of West Ham United.
AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United: Match preview
- Saturday, 22nd April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Warning: This week’s preview contains some very disturbing mental images arising from Preview Percy ‘s reaction to Declan Rice’s goal the other night. If you can get past that, here’s his look at the weekend’s trip to Bournemouth...
It's unfair to be too hard on Benrahma
- Saturday, 22nd April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Is it churlish to search for negatives after the European night we enjoyed at the London Stadium on Thursday? Clearly some people think not.
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd v Gent
- Saturday, 22nd April 2023
- Allan Cummings
After going behind to Hein Vanhaezebrouck’s KAA Gent side when Hugo Cuypers slotted home his second goal of the tie in the 26th minute, there was a moment of mild panic at the London Stadium as Hammers fans considered the possibility of a disappointing early exit from a tournament they are favourites to win.
In The End
- Friday, 21st April 2023
- Allan Cummings
To anyone not into football, this may seem like a whining, self indulgent, pile of nonsense. To anyone who is a football fan it may seem similar, but you may have some degree of sympathy.
West Ham United v Gent: match preview
- Thursday, 20th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
The streets are full of rumours as to the identity of the mystery "Premier League Rapper". Preview Percy would like to deny that it is him, pointing out that the phrase "rap music" is, as far as he is concerned, very much an oxymoron. Having sorted that little matter out here is his look at Thursday’s visit of Gent in the Conference League Quarter Final, second leg...
Memories are made of this
- Thursday, 20th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
I don’t know about you lot, but I’ve had my fill of the abuse and negativity surrounding David Moyes and his future at West Ham.
How Bitcoin sports betting sites are Disrupting the Fiat Online betting Industry
- Tuesday, 18th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
There is currently a great tussle in the betting industry between fiat currency and cryptocurrency.
Player by Player Analysis: Gent v West Ham Utd
- Sunday, 16th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
The UEFA Europa Conference League quarter-final stage began for West Ham with a 1-1 draw away from home in the first leg of their tie against Belgian outfit KAA Gent.
West Ham United v Arsenal: match preview
- Sunday, 16th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
We’ve noted in recent months the riots in France over the proposed raising of the pension age to 64. Which got us scrabbling around to try and findPreview Percy’s birth certificate. Unfortunately when we picked it up the parchment crumbled away in our hands. So I guess we’re stuck with him for a while yet. Here’s his look at Sunday’s visit of Arsenal...
Gent v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 12th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy popped across the North Sea at the weekend. Unfortunately his break was spent in the Netherlands, rather than Belgium where he might have picked up some useful information about our next opponents rather than swanning about enjoying himself. Here’s his look at the trip to Gent which, he points out is at least near the Netherlands...
Academy Alive & Kicking
- Tuesday, 11th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Contrary to reports that all our youngsters had been sold to Premier League North leaders Sunderland, the West Ham Under 18s’ domination of the Premier League South provides evidence that the Academy of Football is not quite as obsolete as some like to make out.
Look away now if you're squeamish
- Tuesday, 11th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
It wasn’t pretty! It wasn’t nice! But it was exactly what we needed!
Player by Player Analysis: Fulham 0-1 West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 11th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
After a chastening 5-1 defeat in midweek against Newcastle, West Ham secured a vital three points against Marco Silva’s out of form Fulham side at Craven Cottage on Saturday.
The Moyes-trap: soccer’s never ending saga
- Monday, 10th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
We are caught in it, the everyday, anyway. Any hour debating about David Moyes’ future, relentless and mind numbing.
Fulham v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 8th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
We understand there are organisations who you can call if you were affected by any of the issues arising from the debacle that took place on Wednesday night. If you don’t need their assistance now you may do after reading Preview Percy’s look at this weekend’s visit to Fulham...
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd v Newcastle Utd
- Thursday, 6th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
After West Ham’s 1-0 win over Southampton, picking up points in the following two fixtures would be vital for David Moyes’ side.
West Ham United v Newcastle United: match preview
- Wednesday, 5th April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was last seen staring eyes wide open into space. We thought he had gone into some sort of a trance but it turns out that that most of the other 60,000 people who watched the win against Southampton were in a similar state after a less than enthralling 90 minutes. He came around for long enough to pen a few lines about Wednesday’s visit of Newcastle United however...
West Ham United v Southampton: match preview
- Sunday, 2nd April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy failed to pick up any injuries during the international break and we were unable to have him indicted by New York investigators. So here is his look at this weekend’s visit of Southampton...
If you have a problem, if no one else can help - hire The B-Team
- Saturday, 1st April 2023
- Allan Cummings
Hannibal, Faceman, B.A. and Murdoch – otherwise known as The A-Team – were regulars on our TV screens during the 1980s. The team regularly took care of business in action-packed style.
Introducing the #bringaquid Campaign
- Thursday, 30th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
Irons Supporting Foodbanks have announced the beginning of their 'Bring a Quid' initiative to raise awareness of the group’s work and also raise much needed funds for the underprivileged across the Newham borough and beyond.
He's not the Moyesiah, he's a very naughty boy
- Tuesday, 28th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
I have to admit that I wasn't that happy when David Moyes first arrived as Slaven Bilic's replacement.
Stick or twist: who will be proved right?
- Wednesday, 22nd March 2023
- Allan Cummings
So Crystal Palace have blinked and Patrick Vieira has bitten the dust. Described as a young, exciting and attack-minded young coach when he came in he’s now been replaced by 75-year-old Roy Hodgson – in what some describe as an act of sheer desperation.
Should He Stay or Should He Go? (Twenty Questions Edition)
- Monday, 20th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
We can definitely all agree that 2022/23 has been a frustrating season.
West Ham In Europe: Where It All Began
- Monday, 20th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's where it all began for West Ham United, 59 years ago. On a ferry to Ostend for the very first match in European competition for us back in 1964.
We're going down with a European cup
- Friday, 17th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
I must admit to being amused by the black humour of our fans who have been singing this little ditty for a while now.
West Ham United v AEK Larnaca: match preview
- Thursday, 16th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has, belatedly, agreed to carry on ignoring all our guidelines. So now that’s all settled, here’s his look at Thursday night’s visit of AEK Larnaca. Warning – the answer to last week’s poser is not for the squeamish...
Relegation concerns remain after results go against Hammers
- Thursday, 16th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s hopes of hauling themselves further away from the relegation dogfight were put on hold after a frustrating draw at home to Aston Villa.
What David Moyes had to say ahead of facing AEK Larnaca
- Wednesday, 15th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham eased their relegation concerns, and manager David Moyes’ fears of getting the axe, by trouncing Nottingham Forest.
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd 1-1 Aston Villa
- Wednesday, 15th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
After West Ham’s 0-4 loss to Brighton last weekend the Hammers slipped to 19th in the away form table having picked up just six points on the road all season.
West Ham could offer London's greatest chance of European success this season
- Tuesday, 14th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham is playing in Europe for a second successive season, after playing in the UEFA Europa League last term. This time around they are playing in Europe's third-tier competition the Europa Conference League.
Cornet over Scamacca for the fight ahead
- Tuesday, 14th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
It’s going to be a hairy old ride between now and the end of the season. If you don’t like roller coasters then I suggest you find yourself a suitably well-stocked darkened room and lock yourself away until after Sunday 28th May.
West Ham United v Aston Villa: match preview
- Sunday, 12th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
You may have noticed Preview Percy's absence over the last week. We'd like to say we suspended him for some reason or another but by the time we thought of it he was back. Here's he explains why Match Of The Day might be worth watching this weekend and precisely what he has in common with Vladimir Coufal. Oh and some stuff about Villa...
The Top Strategies for Successful Sports Betting on West Ham United
- Saturday, 11th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
When it comes to betting on West Ham United, success requires a combination of knowledge and strategy. You must research and develop an effective betting plan to maximise your chances of winning.
Business end of the campaign: three must-win matches to save a disappointing Premier League season
- Saturday, 11th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
A 4-0 victory over Premier League newcomers Nottingham Forest on 25 February should have been the kick-start to our disappointing 2022-23.
The Blame Game
- Thursday, 9th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
Composing one’s thoughts after the Brighton debacle is no mean feat. Several days on and my mind is still only in marginally less disarray than those wearing claret and blue were on Saturday.
Another fine boardroom mess
- Wednesday, 8th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
So here we are again, very rich people playing with the future of OUR club for their own financial advantage.
Player by Player Analysis: Brighton & Hove Albion 4-0 West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 7th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
Well, that was awful.
Vanilla Rice
- Monday, 6th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
Not even twelve months ago, Declan Rice was the toast of the town. His strike against Lyon last April, helped propel West Ham into an historic Europa League semi final.
More dust, more blurred vision
- Monday, 6th March 2023
- Allan Cummings
It takes much longer these days for the dust to settle after yet another shocking defeat - if it does at all.
100 games - and no drubbings
- Friday, 3rd March 2023
- Allan Cummings
With our battling but eventually disappointing FA Cup fifth round exit at Old Trafford, West Ham reached quite a curious and significant milestone.
Player by Player Analysis: Manchester Utd 3-1 West Ham Utd
- Friday, 3rd March 2023
- Allan Cummings
After controlling much of the first 70 minutes of Wednesday night’s FA Cup tie at Old Trafford, West Ham splintered in a late collapse that handed Manchester United a rousing comeback on a silver platter.
Are we due some seaside cheer?
- Friday, 3rd March 2023
- Allan Cummings
"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside..." or so the song goes! But that’s not a sentiment West Ham teams, or fans, have endorsed over recent years, especially when the seaside in question happens to be Brighton!
Manchester United v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 1st March 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has recovered from the shock of seeing us score four in the league against a team not called Norwich in time to have a look at Wednesday’s trip to Old Trafford. Unfortunately.
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd 4-0 Nottingham Forest
- Tuesday, 28th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham picked up a much-needed win over Nottingham Forest on Saturday as the Hammers blew their relegation rivals away with a late flurry of goals from Danny Ings, Declan Rice and Michail Antonio.
Gambling and football: ubiquity, responsibility, and reform
- Monday, 27th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Everywhere you look in football you see gambling. From shirt sponsorship, stadium banners, TV and online ads, to corporate social responsibility (CSR) outreach programmes.
Up for the Cup
- Monday, 27th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Having accused others of viewing Upton Park through rose-tinted glasses, I'm now going to slip on my own pair of spectacles to discuss the FA Cup.
9 Sports Betting Tips That Can Help You Win Big
- Friday, 24th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Sports betting can be intensely exciting, but it should not be approached without learning the basics. Whether you're an experienced player or a person just learning his ropes in the world of sports betting, our 9 crucial sports betting tips will surely help you tip the odds in your favour.
No place to hide on Saturday
- Friday, 24th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Before the missiles start homing in, this isn’t a defence of David Moyes. How could it be? Why would it be?
West Ham United v Nottingham Forest: match preview
- Friday, 24th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy took a few moments out of his busy diary schedule – which seems to consist of laughing at Liverpool’s defeat to Real Madrid on endless loop – to bring us his look at Saturday’s visit of Nottingham Forest. Which is slightly less of a laughing matter...
The Best Football-Inspired Games
- Wednesday, 22nd February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Football is the oldest and most popular sport in the world. For thousands of years, it has not lost its relevance and has numerous fans. This is such a popular sports discipline that thousands of books, films, and TV shows are somehow related to football.
Bobby Moore: only our memories remain
- Wednesday, 22nd February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Bobby Moore left us 30 years ago, the memories still vivid for many, his place in our history enshrined forever.
Uncertainty still surrounds the future of David Moyes at West Ham
- Wednesday, 22nd February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Speculation continues to surround the position of West Ham boss David Moyes, amidst reports claiming his position at the club remains at risk. But recent form and results could provide the Scotsman with the lifeline he needs.
Player by Player Analysis: Tottenham 2-0 West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 21st February 2023
- Allan Cummings
After a couple of improved results in recent weeks, West Ham lost their 13th game of the season on Sunday and dropped back into the relegation zone with 15 games left to play.
Antonio vs Haller
- Monday, 20th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Is Michail Antonio a better footballer than Sébastien Haller?
Relegation will be on you, David Sullivan
- Monday, 20th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Never get involved in any sort of West Ham debate when you are angry, I say - but this is the exception. And I doubt any Hammers fan is not still angry.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 19th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy actually has something vaguely complimentary to say about PGMOL this week. It's buried in there somewhere in the midst of his look at Sunday's visit to Tottenham if you can be bothered to look. We didn't...
Beating Tottenham is so satisfying
- Friday, 17th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Football is a passionate game – always has been – always will be! It can stir the emotions across the spectrum. From the depths of almost unbearable despair to the heights of unimaginable elation, we’ve all endured and enjoyed the full package.
Tottenham Hotspur vs West Ham Utd : Pre-Match Analysis
- Thursday, 16th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
This Saturday sees West Ham travel to White Hart Lane in what promises to be a fiery clash.
Happy birthday Ken Brown, a true West Ham legend
- Thursday, 16th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Ken Brown was Bobby Moore’s sidekick, the tough-as-old-boots centre-half who played alongside the great man throughout West Ham’s great 1960s era.
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd 1-1 Chelsea
- Wednesday, 15th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham secured their second 1-1 draw in a row last Saturday with a resolute performance against a Chelsea side somewhat rejuvenated by the return of João Félix.
Was Danny Ings the Shrewdest January Signing in the Bottom Half?
- Tuesday, 14th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Nobody can quite believe this after last year’s seventh-place finish, but West Ham are in the thick of a relegation battle.
Kretinsky in stadium talks
- Monday, 13th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Danny Kretinsky is in the building, the man who would be king of West Ham.
West Ham United v Chelsea: Match preview
- Friday, 10th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy would like it to be known that having ended dry January in spectacular fashion up at Newcastle at the weekend he has just about recovered from the ordeal. Daisy, his personal assistant with the beautiful smile on the other hand is still suffering. Before he attempts to set up a breakaway super league for preview writers, here’s his look at this weekend’s visit of Chelsea...
Home and Away
- Thursday, 9th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
I’ve never been to an away game. Actually, that’s not strictly true. I’ve seen West Ham play at Craven Cottage, Deepdale and Portman Road. Only my reactions had to be muted because I was surreptitiously nestled amongst the home fans.
Rolls Royce Aguerd is purring beautifully
- Wednesday, 8th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s mini revival in recent weeks has certainly been a long time coming. Let’s not get too carried away of course – it is only mini and it’s only just a start. But a very welcome start for all that.
Player by Player Analysis: Newcastle Utd 1-1 West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 8th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
After losing five consecutive matches either side of the World Cup, West Ham picked up another point at Newcastle on Saturday to continue to build on the improved form seen so far in 2023.
Time for a ceasefire
- Wednesday, 8th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Maybe it's about time we called a truce. This war of words over David Moyes' future has gone on long enough.
Not enough water under the (Tyne) bridge
- Saturday, 4th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's being suggested in some circles that the next three games will define David Moyes' future. That the manager's destiny will be sealed by our upcoming results against Newcastle United on Saturday, followed by the visit of Chelsea and then the trip to face Tottenham Hotspur.
Newcastle United v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 4th February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy will shortly be embarking on the long, long journey to the North East. Before he started to pack he sent us his usual look at this weekend's opponents. It's more entertaining than an episode of Mrs Brown's Boys, but there again so is toothache...
Newcastle United vs West Ham United: pre-match analysis
- Friday, 3rd February 2023
- Allan Cummings
This Saturday, West Ham travel to Newcastle in what is an important game for both sides but for very different reasons.
We pay your benefits, you know
- Friday, 3rd February 2023
- Allan Cummings
You have to wonder whether the great and entitled Manchester United sit around in their Old Trafford luxury, thinking up ways to make the football public hate them more than they already do. But, hey ho, I doubt they really care.
Too Good to Go Down?
- Wednesday, 1st February 2023
- Allan Cummings
Being a West Ham fan is similar to the weather pattern on the Shetlands, generally grey and gloomy, often stormy but there are the occasional bursts of sunshine breaking through.
Player by Player Analysis: Derby County 0-2 West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 1st February 2023
- Allan Cummings
There are a few growing signs of recovery appearing in east London after David Moyes’ side made it three wins out of four with a comfortable 2-0 win over Derby County in the FA Cup Fourth Round on Monday night.
On a wing and a prayer
- Wednesday, 1st February 2023
- Allan Cummings
The January transfer window has closed - and West Ham were one, maybe two players light from it being a good window for the club.
Three questions West Ham need to answer before 2023/24
- Tuesday, 31st January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Life as a West Ham fan is not without its trials and tribulations this season - or most others, if we’re being perfectly honest - and the state of play in the 2023/23 Premier League is complex to put it mildly.
Derby County v West Ham United: match preview
- Monday, 30th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has been enduring dry January. Or rather the people around him have been enduring his dry January. It’s not made any difference to the quality of his writing, unfortunately, as you will see from his musings on Monday’s visit to Derby...
What Is CBD Vape Pen Kit Good For?
- Saturday, 28th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
A CBD vape contains everything you need to enjoy vaping without delays. It comes with a special vaping device and CBD liquid often infused with cannabis compounds and flavorings.
A welcome respite - or nail in the coffin?
- Friday, 27th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham travel to Pride Park on Monday for a tricky-looking 4th round FA Cup tie against Derby County of League One. An improving and in-form County, it has to be said.
The end of an era
- Thursday, 26th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
When West Ham stride out at Pride Park to face Derby in the FA Cup next week, it will be 271 days since Frankfurt. From a European semi-final to the brink of the Championship, in a few months.
Why can't the fightback start here?
- Tuesday, 24th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
One swallow doesn’t make a summer. Neither do two goals. Or a single tackle - no matter how perfectly executed it was or how vital it may have been.
Overpriced, overregulated - and over here
- Tuesday, 24th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
A new survey has revealed how the United Kingdom is the second most expensive nation in the world to watch the English Premier League.
Moyes On Rocky Ground Ahead Of Key Everton Clash
- Friday, 20th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Following on from a pretty disastrous first spell at the London Stadium, West Ham United manager David Moyes has enjoyed a good second period at the club following his return in December 2019, and having regularly pushed up the Premier League table and enjoyed a few European adventures, the 2022/23 campaign has turned into a concerning abberation.
That was the week we could do without
- Friday, 20th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
They say a week is a long time in politics. Well, they can't have been around West Ham at the moment.
It's just like starting over: a squad for next season
- Friday, 20th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Well, not only have West Ham gone and got bad again, but it looks like we have a squad that still needs a rebuild.
West Ham United v Everton: match preview
- Friday, 20th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy would like to ask if anyone has seen his missing phone? It had an unusual ringtone apparently. Here’s his look at this weekend’s ever so slightly important visit of Everton...
A challenging situation - but far from done and dusted
- Wednesday, 18th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Despite the enforced break for the Qatar World Cup at the end of last year, which in effect has split the 2022/23 Premier League season into two, we’re only just reaching the official halfway mark of this current season.
The circus is back in town
- Monday, 16th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
You do wonder whether Mark Noble regrets that Boleyn pitch speech when he claimed West Ham were no longer a circus.
Player by Player Analysis: Wolves 1-0 West Ham Utd
- Monday, 16th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's 0-1 loss to Wolves makes it seven Premier League matches without a win for David Moyes and places the Hammers at the centre of a fight to stay in the Premier League.
Another step on the road to recovery
- Thursday, 12th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
We're regularly being told the ‘big games' are coming along thick and fast for West Ham right now. Although when results haven't been kind to you, the next game is a big game no matter what. But there are always those who like to add to the drama if they can.
Wolves v West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 12th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has a look at this weekend's trip to Wolves. We think you'll find this a welcome escape from all the stuff about the Royal Family at present. Well an escape anyway...
Too early for 'Hammer of the Year' calls
- Tuesday, 10th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
I know I will regret this, but here goes. There is no way on earth, at the moment, that Said Benrahma should become the Hammer of the Year.
Player by Player Analysis: Brentford 0-1 West Ham Utd
- Monday, 9th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
For the first time since beating FCSB in their final UEFA Europa Conference League Group Stage game, West Ham have won a competitive football match.
No more rinse and repeat
- Saturday, 7th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
It really is a funny old game, ain’t it.
Noble knows what's needed
- Friday, 6th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
I don’t know what Mark Noble might have said to the players on his first day in his new role at West Ham. None of us do! Or indeed if he has said anything at all to the team as a whole.
Brentford v West Ham Utd: match preview
- Friday, 6th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at this weekend’s visit to Brentford. Any resemblance to his look at the same opponents a week ago is probably the result of laziness on his part – though he insists on the word recycling...
How effective have the bookmakers been in predicting the EPL winners over the years?
- Friday, 6th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
With the English Premier League being one of the most popular soccer leagues in the world, bookmakers from all over the world have been attempting to predict its winners for decades. However, predicting the winner of the EPL is no easy task, and the bookies have had varying levels of success in their predictions over the years.
Player by Player Analysis: Leeds Utd 2-2 West Ham Utd
- Friday, 6th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
West Ham finally ended their run of defeats last night with a 2-2 draw against Jesse March’s Leeds.
Leeds United v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 4th January 2023
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy would like to wish you all a Happy New Year. He won’t say it himself of course. In fact what he did say before we edited this was quite unprintable. Here’s his look at Wednesday’s trip to Leeds...
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd 0-2 Brentford
- Tuesday, 3rd January 2023
- Allan Cummings
It's now five consecutive league defeats for David Moyes' West Ham after a disappointing 0-2 loss at home to Brentford on Friday.
West Ham Looks Up To Having Aguerd Back; What Lies In West Ham's EPL Fate?
- Monday, 2nd January 2023
- Allan Cummings
The manager of West Ham United, David Moyes, is hoping that defender Nayef Aguerd will be able to play in the second part of the Premier League.
Rice criticism unjustified and unwarranted
- Saturday, 31st December 2022
- Allan Cummings
Yes, West Ham are in a mess! Yes we’re all nervously looking over our shoulder! Yes we all know what we’re seeing isn’t good enough. It can’t continue.
Endgame: the final days of David Moyes and how we've seen it all before
- Saturday, 31st December 2022
- Allan Cummings
It was good while it lasted - glorious even, at times - yet even the most ardent of David Moyes' well-wishers must now be arriving at the conclusion, however grudgingly, that the end is nigh.
West Ham United v Brentford: match preview
- Friday, 30th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's the time of year in which families up and down the country try to work out what to do with a load of dried out old meat that they are totally fed up with. Meanwhile, here's Preview Percy to have a look at Friday's visit of Brentford...
Moyes abuse is not the West Ham way
- Friday, 30th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
It seems we are heading towards the inevitable, such is the relentless clamour for change. We can’t keep losing matches like this.
Player by Player Analysis: Arsenal 3-1 West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 28th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s Premier League season resumed with a concerning second half slump against league-leaders Arsenal that now places the Hammers 16th and two points off bottom on a run of four consecutive league defeats.
Who are the best players of Manchester United
- Saturday, 24th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
There is a large number of great players who emerged from Manchester United club and became football stars.
Arsenal v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 23rd December 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy Is back after the World Cup. Well we don't want you to have too much of a good time over Christmas. Here's his look ahead to Boxing Day's trip to Arsenal...
Only time will tell
- Thursday, 22nd December 2022
- Allan Cummings
"He's one of our own..." it's the first line of a song we all love to sing – when a home-grown product makes it through the ranks to a first team place. Sadly it's a song sung all too infrequently in recent years by West Ham fans.
Carpe diem, West Ham
- Wednesday, 21st December 2022
- Allan Cummings
It is my belief that West Ham United do not want an Independent Supporter Committee, SAB, OSB or any other kind of supporter body for any purpose other than the following reasons.
Merry Christmas, everybody
- Wednesday, 21st December 2022
- Allan Cummings
One of the single biggest reasons I chose West Ham United over 40 years ago as my club was that 'we' were different. Even as a young boy, it fascinated me that the club had only had a handful of managers. I knew the England manager had been our manager, and I knew all about 1966.
Bittersweet memories from the two Lionels
- Tuesday, 20th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
Lionel Scaloni. Yes, I know, the name haunts us all, but it would be churlish in the extreme not to offer our congratulations to our former right-back after becoming the first man with West Ham history to manage a side to World Cup glory.
The Best Football-Themed Slots Released This Year
- Monday, 19th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
2022 is a very special year for the football game and its fans. It is World Cup year - and this means that the number of football-themed games is on the rise due to craze surrounding the FIFA World Cup.
The bomb that will bring us together
- Monday, 19th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
Many West Ham United supporters become lifelong followers of the club due to familial links, or because a particular favourite player signs for the east London side at some stage.
Roland Garros 2023: Nadal's swansong? Halep fit?
- Friday, 16th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
The Championnat de France, or French Championships, was the name of the competition when it first took place in 1881. Only players who were then members of French clubs were eligible.
Last minute Christmas gifts for the Hammer in your life
- Thursday, 15th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
In case you hadn't noticed, Christmas is just around the corner!
Reasons the World Cup break could help West Ham when they face Arsenal on Boxing Day
- Thursday, 15th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
When West Ham restart their Premier League campaign away to Arsenal on Boxing Day, boss David Moyes will be hoping it signals a change in fortune and the beginning of a better second half to what has so far been a disappointing season.
Gianluca Scamacca - a modern day 'Budgie'?
- Tuesday, 13th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
It’s a tenuous link, but bear with me if you will.
Gambling Is a Food for Your Brain: 3-Proven Research
- Tuesday, 13th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
If you are one of those asking this seemingly puzzling question, "Is gambling beneficial to one's health?" The straightforward answer to that question is: YES!
Hammers To Enjoy An Udinese Test As We Gear Up For The PL's Return
- Saturday, 10th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
With the first ever winter World Cup out in Qatar now motoring through the knockout stage games, West Ham United's non-international players have had a bit of downtime in recent weeks owing to the Premier League pause that we are on to enable the tournament to go ahead.
Can Geoff Hurst be England’s lucky charm?
- Friday, 9th December 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's Geoff Hurst's birthday and England are in another World Cup quarter finals - are the stars aligned in the quest to emulate 1966?
2023, the wind of change
- Friday, 2nd December 2022
- Allan Cummings
Declan Rice is going, he wants to play with his pals in the Champions League. Who’d have guessed, I mean he’s only been saying the same thing for months.
Those were the days, my friend
- Wednesday, 30th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Would Ron Greenwood have survived as West Ham manager in today's toxic football world and its demands for instant success?
VPNs for Streaming International Sports
- Tuesday, 29th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Don't you hate it when you can't watch your favourite team's game from where you currently are?
Well it would be him , wouldn't it?
- Tuesday, 29th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
It’s always about Declan, isn’t it? Whenever internationals come around, that’s all you hear about. This World Cup has been no different, even if a lot worse.
The Thrill of Gambling: Professionals' Viewpoint
- Friday, 25th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Gambling is the wagering of money or something of value on an event with an uncertain outcome, with the primary intent of winning money or material goods. Gambling thus requires three elements to be present: consideration (an amount wagered), risk (chance), and a prize.
Five West Ham United players who are a part of the FIFA World Cup 2022
- Friday, 25th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
The opening match of the first winter edition of the FIFA World Cup saw Ecuador defeat Qatar 2-0 on November 20 to kick off the 2022 tournament. On the second day, the three lions won their game against Iran 6-2. West Ham’s Decan Rice played a vital role in England’s defence plan.
Rice Creates His Own History With Career First
- Tuesday, 22nd November 2022
- Allan Cummings
23 year old West Ham United midfielder, Declan Rice, has become a steady hand in the centre of the park for both club and country and with it fully expected that he will have a starting berth in Gareth Southgate's England side as they kick off the winter World Cup out in Qatar against Iran on Monday afternoon, he will be helping himself to another career first and a slice of his own personal history.
Most Notable West Ham Players Who Wore the #21 Shirt
- Tuesday, 22nd November 2022
- Allan Cummings
#21 has been a 'lucky number' worn by some of the best players in the world, including Andrea Pirlo, David Silva, and Philip Lahm. The #21 West Ham players covered in this article are from different eras and are household names in their own right. Here are some of the best 21s from The Hammers.
Minimum Deposit Casinos In Canada
- Tuesday, 22nd November 2022
- Allan Cummings
If you're looking for a way to get started in online casinos, the minimum deposit requirement may be an issue. Many people want to try out various online casinos without making a big deposit. Even though there are demo versions of many games, people still want to feel the thrill of playing with real money.
Geoff Hurst, 1966 and all that
- Tuesday, 15th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Sir Geoff Hurst and Mark Noble, two West Ham legends from the opposite ends of the past 60 plus years just about salvaged my sanity these last couple of weeks.
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd 0-2 Leicester City
- Tuesday, 15th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have ended the first half of their season before the World Cup break on a truly dismal run.
West Ham United v Leicester City : match preview
- Saturday, 12th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's the last Preview Percy before the World Cup break. Unfortunately, he will be back before Boxing Day as long as someone remembers to retrieve the cardboard box full of straw that he hibernates in. Here's his look at the visit of Leicester City...
West Ham United v Blackburn Rovers: match preview
- Wednesday, 9th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Remember last week when Preview Percy had a big smile on his face as the youngsters did the club proud in Bucharest? I think it's fair to say that the smile disappeared sometime around Sunday afternoon. Here's his look at Wednesday's visit of Blackburn in the League Cup...
The jeering of Tomas Soucek: a new low
- Tuesday, 8th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Amidst all the anger, venom and abuse that besmirched that dreadful day on Sunday when fans turned on David Moyes in their droves, one thing stuck with me.
FIFA World Cup: Top stars to Keep an Eye on at Qatar 2022
- Monday, 7th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
The World Cup is where the biggest soccer stars on the planet come to play, and Qatar 2022 promises to be entertaining and full of all the thrill we've come to associate with the tournament.
Transition troubles
- Monday, 7th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Sunday's last-minute, self-harming and maddening loss to Crystal Palace sparked boos around the London Stadium, and a feeling that impending mutiny is stirring.
Player by Player Analysis: FCSB 0-3 West Ham Utd
- Saturday, 5th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes was given the chance to start a couple of youth players on Thursday as West Ham had already progressed from their Europa Conference League group before facing FCSB.
The allure of carnage
- Saturday, 5th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
After the Manchester United match last week, social media was once again awash with calls for David Moyes' position to be considered amidst claims he can take this group of players no further. Many have pointed to Moyes' long term away record against the big six and his supposed reluctance to open up and attack in these games – as if doing so would lead to a more reliably positive result.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace: match preview
- Saturday, 5th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy had a big smile on his face as the youngsters did the club proud in midweek. Then we pointed out that young Scarles was young enough to be the old one's grandson. Or possibly his great grandson. While he was coming to terms with all that he had time to have a look at this weekend's visit of Crystal Palace...
Tears or fears for the boys of '22
- Saturday, 5th November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Well, who would have guessed it? Carlton Cole is just a big softie at heart. But maybe he summed it up for us all after our boys brigade's European heroics.
FCSB v West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 3rd November 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's another mini-European preview from Preview Percy as we conclude our European Group efforts against FCSB. Mercifully short one might say...
The Top Casino Games to Play While Gambling Online
- Wednesday, 2nd November 2022
- Allan Cummings
It is crucial to acquire a fundamental familiarity, at the very least, with the games offered by the best online casinos before you start betting real money.
Player by Player Analysis: Man Utd 1-0 West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 1st November 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham fell to their seventh defeat of the season in familiar fashion away at Old Trafford on Sunday night. The Hammers created a handful of excellent opportunities only to find Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea in outstanding form to protect his side’s one goal lead.
Bubble and strife for Moyes
- Tuesday, 1st November 2022
- Allan Cummings
Right, tin hat time. David Moyes is the best West Ham manager since John Lyall and with his win ratio statistically, you can argue he is the best we've ever had.
The Best West Ham Goals Ever Scored
- Monday, 31st October 2022
- Allan Cummings
Last year, London's beloved West Ham United had an impressive season. They finished seventh in the Premier League, effectively granting them a spot in the newly formed UEFA Europa Conference League.
Manchester United v West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 30th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
Player nicknames come under the Preview Percy spotlight this week. And some stuff about Man Utd...
Tips on How to Improve the Winning Chances at the Casino
- Friday, 28th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
One of the most popular questions we get asked is how to win at the casino.
Said Benrahma: Inconsistent, misused or criminally under-appreciated?
- Friday, 28th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
There are few players at West Ham who seem to divide opinion as much as Said Benrahma, a winger oft-maligned for his perception as a 'luxury player'; someone who can prove difference-making on his day through craftsmanship, guile and seductive skill, but often has the ability to drift in and out of games without making a tangible impression on the pitch.
West Ham Utd v Silkeborg: match preview
- Thursday, 27th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
We don't make Preview Percy write one of these every time there's a change of PM. It just seems that way...
The Best Football-Themed Slots
- Wednesday, 26th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
With football season upon us, now is the time to grab yourself some tasty gambling action and win big.
Charlie is not m'darling for fans these days
- Monday, 24th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
It was not my intention, but recounting the unfortunate incident at Southampton last week involving my good self and one of our motor-mouthed youngsters has resulted in a hornets' nest of anger from our supporters.
West Ham United v Bournemouth: match preview
- Monday, 24th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
The way things are it will only be a matter of time before we all get a go at being Prime Minister. Here's Preview Percy 's look at Monday night's visit of AFC Bournemouth before he disappears in the general direction of no.10 (lord help us)...
A sorry tale of great expectations
- Friday, 21st October 2022
- Allan Cummings
We are beginning to feel sorry for ourselves, aren’t we? As this season of such great promise for progress slips agonisingly away from us.
Johnnie the One: England's first black international
- Wednesday, 19th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
John Charles was born into a big family.
Player by Player Analysis: Southampton 1-1 West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 19th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
For the third time this season West Ham put in a much improved performance - but failed to secure a merited result.
Liverpool v West Ham Utd: match preview
- Wednesday, 19th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
Five hours to get home from Southampton? No wonder Preview Percy is grumpier than usual as he looks at this week’s visit to Anfield...
It's just like watching West Ham
- Saturday, 15th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
The dust may have settled on another impressive European night for West Ham, even if the cordite still hasn’t.
Looking at the Best Two Strikers Ever at West Ham United Football Club
- Friday, 14th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United Football Club is often regarded as one of the most successful teams in all of England. They have a significant number of supporters that are really committed to them.
Southampton v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 14th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
It’s fair to say that Preview Percy isn’t impressed by the security at the London Stadium. Neither are we – they still let him in every week. Let’s see if he can avoid over-zealous stewarding in this weekend’s trip to Southampton...
The goals are here: Hammers getting it right finally
- Wednesday, 12th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
The gloom has been lifted, the smiles are back and the atmosphere bubbly at the London Stadium. And yes, the goals have started flowing, with some remarkable consistency!
West Ham United v Fulham: match preview
- Saturday, 8th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
There’s an old episode of sitcom 'Til Death Us Do Part' in which Alf Garnett denies that Bobby Moore was 'booted out' of West Ham (as suggested by his 'scouse git' son-in-law). Alf explains the Great One’s move as being due to his having lost the spring in his step and thus being allowed to go to Fulham where they play a more 'elderly style of football'. Talking of 'elderly' here’s Preview Percy...
Anderlecht v West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 4th October 2022
- Allan Cummings
The rise to prominence of the Belgian national side in recent years has put to bed that old nonsense about there being no famous Belgians. Here’s Preview Percy to talk about a few of them...
A different train of thought
- Monday, 3rd October 2022
- Allan Cummings
Well that was different, wasn’t it? I mean a decent, winning performance, playing on a Saturday, with minimal Moyes baiting. This could catch on.
Why West Ham are the worst 'pressing' team in Europe – and does it even matter?
- Saturday, 1st October 2022
- Allan Cummings
There was a moment against Everton that captured the collective mood of every West Ham fan tightly-packed in the Bullens Road Stand: David Moyes frantically tapping his watch as Frank Lampard’s men contrived to waste time and run down the clock. The sense of irony certainly wasn’t lost on myself. I (and I assume many others in the away end) had been mentality performing that same act towards Moyes from minute one.
Profitable Football Betfair Trading Strategies You Should Know
- Friday, 30th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
Do you know? Football or soccer is the most prominent sport globally. The biggest superstars are involved, such as Messi, Neymar, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski.
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers: match preview
- Friday, 30th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a week off and the value of the pound plummets through the floor. Coincidence? Yes. Here’s his look at the visit of Wolves anyway...
Heed the lessons of history
- Monday, 26th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
I was one of the key stakeholders involved in the creation of the (then) new Independent Supporters Committee, after a considered period of frustration and turmoil amongst the West Ham fanbase that culminated with 8,500 fans taking to the streets to vent their frustrations.
Player by Player Analysis: Everton 1-0 West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 22nd September 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham remain in the relegation zone going into the first international break of the season after recording their fifth loss of the season at Goodison Park on Sunday.
Return of the Nobes
- Thursday, 22nd September 2022
- Allan Cummings
Mark Noble is back. I doubt there’s a single West Ham fan out there who isn’t delighted that our former skipper is returning to the club as Sporting Director.
Which way do we go?
- Thursday, 22nd September 2022
- Allan Cummings
So the witch hunt is in full swing. Get David Moyes out, the stubborn old dinosaur should pack his bags. Be off with you. That seems to be the theme.
Players expected to light up the 2022 FIFA World Cup
- Friday, 16th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
We are just a few months to the biggest football showpiece in the world – the FIFA World Cup. This edition will be extraordinary, occasioned by the Covid-19 pandemic and the fact that it is played towards the end of the year.
Everton v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 16th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
You probably don’t need Preview Percy to explain to you why this “All-Star” game is such a rubbish idea but here he is to tell you anyway in advance of this weekend’s trip to Everton...
Silkeborg v West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 15th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy spent two weeks in Rhodes to research European football, the sum total of his efforts being that, having been relegated to the third tier of Greek football the local side wouldn’t be bothering UEFA any time soon. Since he discovered that on day one of his trip, lord alone knows what he and Daisy got up to on the other 14 days. It certainly didn’t help his look at this week’s visit to Silkeborg...
Homage to the great unwashed
- Tuesday, 13th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
So they’ve given us the collective ball back, all that nonsense about not being trusted not to sing rude songs has gone out of the window.
West Ham United vs Newcastle United Preview
- Thursday, 8th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes' West Ham United will look to avenge last weekend’s VAR controversy when they take on Newcastle United at the London Stadium on Sunday afternoon.
West Ham United v FCSB: match preview
- Wednesday, 7th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is back from his European research trip to discover that everyone is now saying about referees what he has been saying for the last 20 years. Is he smugly telling everyone “I told you so”? Of course he is, unfortunately. So much so that we’re surprised he had time to pause to put together his preview of Thursday’s visit of FCSB...
Player by Player Analysis: Chelsea 2-1 West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 6th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham recorded a fourth loss of the Premier League season on Saturday with a 2-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge in controversial circumstances.
Has Moyes bitten off more than he can chew?
- Tuesday, 6th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
I've deliberately refrained from passing ‘judgment on West Ham's summer transfer window business via a mark out of ten until now, as I find it incredibly difficult this year.
VAR-cical: now the Premier League must regain trust
- Monday, 5th September 2022
- Allan Cummings
It takes something for Dermot Gallagher to become an irrelevance, such has become the total condemnation of the scandal of Chelsea, VAR and all that sail in the discredited system solely set-up to deny West Ham goals.
How to keep yourself entertained when there's no football on
- Thursday, 1st September 2022
- Allan Cummings
This article has been removed due to non-payment.
Player by Player Analysis: Aston Villa 0-1 West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 30th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham ground out their first win of the season at Villa Park on Sunday thanks to a deflected Pablo Fornals long shot and an otherwise resolute defensive display.
The world at our feet
- Monday, 29th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
The world has turned in West Ham United's favour - just a bit - as our club moved towards the biggest changes in its history.
Player by Player Analysis: West Ham Utd 0-2 Brighton & Hove Albion
- Wednesday, 24th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's three defeats from the opening three Premier League games from West Ham who now sit bottom of the table without a single goal scored. Brighton's intricate passing structures proved too much for David Moyes' team who were severely outmatched in midfield and failed to really take control of the game at any stage.
The real price of failure
- Wednesday, 24th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Just how did we get to this point in West Ham time? A little more than 100 days since ten thousand or more of us were in Frankfurt for a European semi final, we find ourselves biting our nails and fearful of being kicked out of Europe.
What Are The Odds That West Ham Will Be Relegated?
- Tuesday, 23rd August 2022
- Allan Cummings
It is still early doors for the 2022/23 season, but with two underwhelming performances, it does not seem like the cheerful 'Bubbles' will not be sung any time soon.
Under the microscope: Thilo Kehrer
- Saturday, 20th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
With less than two weeks of the 2022 summer transfer window left, David Moyes has almost finished building his West Ham squad for the season.
West Ham Utd 3-1 Viborg FF: player ratings
- Saturday, 20th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham got their Europa Conference League campaign off to a good start with a 3-1 win over Danish outfit Viborg FF on Thursday night.
West Ham United v Brighton & Hove Albion: match preview
- Friday, 19th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is about to undertake his own international break. But before he goes we made him do this. Something we are regretting already...
Scamacca: a deep dive into 'the Italian Zlatan Ibrahimovic'
- Friday, 19th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
So, what does the data tell us about Gianluca Scamacca?
Analysis & Review: Nottingham Forest 1-0 West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 18th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
With a hefty slice of good fortune mixed in with an incredible team effort and performance, Nottingham Forest managed to secure a 1-0 victory over West Ham in their first home match in the top flight since 1999 on Sunday.
How To Make Your Kids’ First West Ham Away Match Fun And Memorable
- Thursday, 18th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Your kids’ first West Ham away match is an exciting time. They’ve likely already seen their fair share of matches on the telly at home or in a favourite local pub, but there’s something completely different about seeing a match in person. If this is their first in-person match, home or away, then you will need to plan carefully to ensure the experience is as positive for them (and you!) as possible.
Stuck in the middle with you
- Tuesday, 16th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
The transfer window isn't a disaster, assuming we bring in Thilo Kehrer, Hans Vanaken and Emerson Palmieri - but it also isn't next level. It’s somewhere in between for me.
Viborg FF scouted: what to expect from the Danes
- Tuesday, 16th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
When the green and white Viborg FF players enter the London Stadium on Thursday evening for the Conference League play-off round first leg, it will mark the biggest game in the club’s history.
West Ham United v Viborg FF: match preview
- Tuesday, 16th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Greece, Sierra Leone and East Midlands Railway. No it’s not a Michael Palin documentary it’s a Preview Percy international style preview. May also contain some relevant stuff about our opponents Viborg. But don’t bet on it...
Will Ronaldo Leave Manchester United?
- Tuesday, 16th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Having grabbed the headlines last summer with his dramatic return to Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo is once again all over the sports pages, this time, over his reported desire to leave Old Trafford.
Time to hold our nerve?
- Friday, 12th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
You pay your money, you make your choice. Is it patience or tin hat time? Are you calm and trusting David Moyes to get it right, or are you stressed to the eyeballs?
Nottingham Forest v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 12th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy muses on Elgar, the price of a pint at the London Stadium and smartphones. Oh and Forest away...
Most Common Variants and Different Types of Football
- Thursday, 11th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
What Will the Future Hold for Stadium Advertising?
- Wednesday, 10th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Technology has made marketing more effective than ever before. There is no shortage of advertising opportunities, be it ads on smartphones or every website you visit. One notable advertising venue for prominent brands is sports stadiums.
Cornet is not enough
- Saturday, 6th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
If you stick around long enough, eventually the transfer jigsaw at West Ham falls into place. The key moment is seeing your manager at a press conference with a face resembling ‘a monkey’s smacked arse’ as my old fella used to say.
The search for a left back: top 8 candidates
- Friday, 5th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
One of the most important positions for West Ham to recruit in this summer is left-back.
West Ham Utd v Manchester City: match preview
- Friday, 5th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
We did put in a bid for a top level overseas preview writer during the summer. We won’t name names but a club from the Champions League were involved. Sadly we differed on valuations, mainly because they had one and we didn’t. Oh well. Here’s Preview Percy...(sigh)...
The same as it ever was
- Thursday, 4th August 2022
- Allan Cummings
It can only be West Ham, surely? Here we are on the brink of a new season after the best two back-to-back league campaigns in our history, and with soon to be £100m spent - but not, of course, without the usual mayhem in the transfer market. Well, it is us.
Angelo Ogbonna: Can One Player Change The Future?
- Monday, 1st August 2022
- Allan Cummings
Angelo Ogbonna is an Italian men's professional football player of Nigerian descent. Is he an example of one player that can change the future?
David Moyes plotting an unprecedented transfer window for the Hammers
- Friday, 29th July 2022
- Allan Cummings
Hammers fans have endured a tough start to this year’s Summer transfer window.
Bomba Slots Youtube Career - Become a Slots Star in 2 Years
- Wednesday, 27th July 2022
- Allan Cummings
Slot players have long used YouTube as their primary source of income for watching slot video games.
Is a Europa League spot on the cards for the Hammers this season?
- Friday, 22nd July 2022
- Allan Cummings
Pre-season is going pretty well for West Ham so far. The fans will hope the team can keep the impetus going into the Premier League when results start to really count. The big question is, how far can this impetus take West Ham this season?
Liverpool - All ready to bring back the Premier League Title!
- Friday, 22nd July 2022
- Allan Cummings
Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool are all over the transfer market, making their picks for the season. The Premier League Champions of 2020-21 have a task on their hand as they look to rebuild for the next five years.
Mostbet Review in India 2022
- Friday, 22nd July 2022
- Allan Cummings
In this article you will find all the relevant information for players from India about the platform Mostbet 2022. Read it carefully and start earning with Mostbet!
Let’s go round again
- Friday, 22nd July 2022
- Allan Cummings
Here we are again - the same place, same time of year, same issues, same blame game. The same fans in blind panic again.
How to solve a problem like Benrahma?
- Thursday, 14th July 2022
- Allan Cummings
He arrived at the London Stadium with all the usual platitudes generally directed towards any pint-sized foreign player.
Armando Broja: A Case Study (Assessing fees and finding value in the transfer market)
- Tuesday, 12th July 2022
- Allan Cummings
The Summer 2022 transfer window is upon us and with Qatar looming in the background every club wants to move quickly for their top targets.
3 Things to Consider Before Betting on Your Team
- Thursday, 7th July 2022
- Allan Cummings
Sports betting is a really great way to add a little bit extra to a viewing experience. There are plenty of different reasons people place their money on sporting events.
Nayef Aguerd: a tactical breakdown
- Monday, 20th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
After yet another drawn out transfer saga, Nayef Aguerd is a West Ham player at last. The Moroccan centre-back has signed from Ligue 1 club Stade Rennais on a five year deal for a reported £25m fee.
The Latest News Surrounding West Ham United and What We Can Expect For the 2023 Season
- Friday, 17th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United football club is a club with a proud history dating back to its inception in 1895. With a solid support base and a well-motivated team, they should challenge for silverware in the coming season.
Premier League: What to Expect From the 2022 Transfer Summer
- Friday, 17th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
The longest transfer window of the calendar year has begun, bringing with it plenty of excitement. Clubs now have far more time to evaluate and negotiate with players who might boost the squad after a year of knowing team strengths and shortcomings, assisted by the January transfer window.
Bingo online casinos
- Friday, 17th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
Forget about dull traditional bingo halls where seniors spent their afternoons. Today's online bingo casinos have a new face that attracts people from all demographics. Bingo lovers can choose from different rooms that come with different graphics, wagering requirements, minimum deposits, and jackpots. This guide will help you choose the best online bingo casino.
Useful guide that you can have on top crypto coin used in the UK
- Friday, 17th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
It is not new about the popularity and trending of cryptocurrency all over the world.
The French connection: part II
- Tuesday, 14th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say KUMB Forum member Misko knows a thing or two about French football and Ligue 1.
The French connection: part I
- Tuesday, 14th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say KUMB Forum member Misko knows a thing or two about French football and Ligue 1.
How Live are Live Casinos Online?
- Wednesday, 8th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
Many players who are new to online casinos do not know about the live options available; in fact, many of them don’t actually know how online casinos work at all. The number of options can seem baffling for the video versions, and when they are also offered the chance to play with a live dealer over a video feed, it can all seem too good to be true.
Does a move for Ben Brereton Diaz make sense?
- Wednesday, 8th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
If reports are to be believed, West Ham United are leading the race to sign Blackburn Rovers striker Ben Brereton Diaz. After a productive season in the second tier, there is interest in the Chile international from a number of clubs in the Premier League.
Football holidays to the USA
- Wednesday, 8th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
For many West Ham fans, the game is a part of life, so it only makes sense to incorporate your hobbies and interests into your daily life.
West Ham United Recruitment Plan, Summer 2022: Part 2 - The Midfield
- Wednesday, 8th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham currently have the second oldest squad in the English Premier League (EPL) and at the current rate, likely the highest average age next season with Burnley having been relegated to the EFL Championship.
5 Ways To Take Care Of Your Golf Shoes And Make Them Last Longer
- Wednesday, 8th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
If you plan to buy new golf shoes, it's best to know how to take care of them and keep it looking good as new.
West Ham United Recruitment Plan, Summer 2022: Part 1 - The Defence
- Tuesday, 7th June 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham currently have the second oldest squad in the English Premier League (EPL) and at the current rate, likely the highest average age next season with Burnley having been relegated to the EFL Championship.
Safeguarding in the Ladies Toilets
- Wednesday, 1st June 2022
- Allan Cummings
If you are a regular attendee at the London Stadium, I hope that you have not had to deal with the ongoing saga that has plagued the female toilets this season.
These Are the Best Days
- Tuesday, 31st May 2022
- Allan Cummings
As an - albeit exiled - West Ham fan, I swallowed hard at the Brighton result, gave thanks for another European berth next season and got on with my life. That is, until I read the post-mortems.
West Ham United 2021/22 season review: part two
- Monday, 30th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
This article will review the West Ham United squad utilising data from WyScout to provide an objective assessment of the squad performance over the period of 2021/2022 season.
The most important summer yet
- Friday, 27th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
After another wonderful season saw David Moyes’ side fall just short of immortality, the club now stands at a crossroads.
West Ham United 2021/22 season review: part one
- Friday, 27th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
This article will review the West Ham United squad utilising data from WyScout to provide an objective assessment of the squad performance over the period of 2021/2022 season.
Why Hammers Owners Need to Back Moyes Financially This Summer
- Friday, 27th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
If Claret & Hugh is to be believed, Moyes has been ring-fenced an initial £100m in transfer funds for the close season. However, the Scotsman has requested a further £50m to secure the club’s top targets.
Innovative Ways to Spend Your Time Outside of Watching Football
- Wednesday, 25th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
Known as the most popular sport in the UK, football is beloved by millions up and down the country. Whatever team you support, there’s nothing quite like watching your favourite players hit the pitch, whether it’s on the TV or you head to a stadium. While we know the game is brilliant and always keeps you on your toes, having other fun things to do aside from watching football is important.
Erling Haaland Is Closer to the Manchester City Move
- Tuesday, 24th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
The answer to "Can a football match be predicted?" depends. Sometimes, match outcomes can be predicted, while other times they cannot.
Summertime blues? Let's hope not
- Tuesday, 24th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
It’s going to be a long hot summer like no other in West Ham’s history. But will it be a summer of love - or a summer of discontent?
Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United
- Saturday, 21st May 2022
- Allan Cummings
Mark Noble will clock up 550 appearances if he gets on the pitch this weekend. We have no idea how many previews Preview Percy has churned out over the years but we asked him whether he was considering retirement anyway. We won’t be making that mistake again. He did calm down enough eventually to provide the following look at the trip to Brighton along with a promise that he would “be back”. Sorry...
Will the 2022 World Cup Disrupt Club Football This Autumn?
- Thursday, 19th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
The 2022 World Cup would, normally, be just a couple of weeks away, but due to the scorching summer temperatures of Qatar, the tournament has been moved to November and December when the mercury will have dropped.
Still a conversation worth having
- Wednesday, 18th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
Andy McConnell is a committee member of West Ham United's largest independent supporters' group, Hammers United.
A Mark of respect
- Monday, 16th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
From Mark Noble’s pre-match tears to the cuddle with Pep and the emotions of the long goodbye as our skipper took pride of place in West Ham’s lap of honour, pretty much everything went right in an unforgettable last home game of the season at the London Stadium.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Sunday, 15th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
The last home Preview Percy of the season. We would make him do a lap of honour but if we did there wouldn’t be a last away Preview Percy of the season. Here’s his look at the visit of Manchester City in the Noble farewell...
Noble intentions
- Friday, 13th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
So here we are, in the final days of a memorable season fighting it out with Manchester United for a place in the Europa League.
Norwich City v West Ham United
- Sunday, 8th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
Only three Preview Percy efforts to go for the season. Here he bids au revoir" to Norwich...
Fool if you think it’s over
- Saturday, 7th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
The dream is over, the heartbreak palpable in the retreat of the claret and blue army from Frankfurt. So near, but so far.
Eintracht Frankfurt v West Ham United
- Thursday, 5th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
History is made again as Preview Percy is found speaking in Frank Lampard Junior’s defence. It’s a strange world in which we live to be sure. Oh and some stuff about some small match we have on the continent...
Five Greatest West Ham Goalkeepers in the Premier League Era
- Wednesday, 4th May 2022
- Allan Cummings
The goalkeeper may not receive the plaudits of midfielders and forwards but they make a huge contribution to the success of a team.
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Sunday, 1st May 2022
- Allan Cummings
History is made as, for the first time ever, Preview Percy refuses to make a matchday prediction. The clue is in his opening sentence by the way...
West Ham United v Eintracht Frankfurt
- Thursday, 28th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is old enough to remember the last time we played Eintracht Frankfurt. Thankfully the internet wasn’t about then...
Frankfurt '76: the best game I never saw
- Thursday, 28th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Lifelong West Ham supporter Brian Williams has waited longer than most for another European semi-final against Eintracht Frankfurt. In 1976 he was on the way to Upton Park when fate intervened...
The Challenges of Working in the Social Work Field
- Wednesday, 27th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Social work is a profession concerned with promoting and enabling human welfare. Social workers engage in practices intended to help individuals, families, groups, organisations, and communities establish constructive patterns of living that are aimed at promoting self-sufficiency, increased autonomy, and well-being.
Why You Ought To Have Used Kraft Boxes for Your Business
- Tuesday, 26th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Online businesses have boomed due to the enhancement of technology; some are casino business websites, such as NetBet online casino website, alongside online shopping and delivery business. In such a business, goods are packed and delivered to the consumer.
A shadow of the beast
- Tuesday, 26th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Michael Antonio. He's a bit of an enigma, isn't he?
European glory - and the 'Two Bob' Cup
- Tuesday, 26th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Alan Sealey, one of our all time great heroes, would have been 80 last week - the man whose two goals at Wembley won the European crown for West Ham on the greatest night in the club’s history, 57 years ago next month.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Saturday, 23rd April 2022
- Allan Cummings
We enquired about getting Preview Percy sanctioned but apparently enjoying an occasional vodka isn’t sufficient reason. So here’s his look at the trip to Chelsea this weekend...
On the brink of history
- Thursday, 21st April 2022
- Allan Cummings
We’re at the sharp end now of one of the greatest seasons in our history, seven - maybe eight - games to go and like many out there, I couldn’t be happier with this team and this manager.
West Ham United v Burnley
- Sunday, 17th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has not been replaced by an alien impostor. He really was smiling after Thursday night’s win. He stops grinning long enough to take a quick look at Sunday’s visit of Burnley...
Recalling the best and most memorable West Ham managers
- Friday, 15th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Those wonderfully athletic players sweat it out for 90 minutes on the ground to bring their team glory in the game of football.
All hail the Kings of Lyon
- Friday, 15th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
It was one of those crazy, crazy, crazy nights, we all will remember where we were, how we celebrated, how many tears that were shed.
Lyon v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 13th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is still fuming over last week’s match against Lyon. And Sunday’s against Brentford. And, well every thing in between. As usual...
Brentford v West Ham United
- Sunday, 10th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is - even by his standards - pretty annoyed at the events of Thursday night. As you can imagine...
West Ham United's 10 greatest European nights (updated)
- Thursday, 7th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United haven't exactly been blessed with a great deal of competitive European football over the years.
West Ham United v Lyon
- Thursday, 7th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is here again. It’s the usual stuff though some of it is in French...
The inside track: Lyon
- Wednesday, 6th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Life has been more chaotic than usual for us lately, so Jack Elderton and I haven't had a chance to write a review article ahead of the Europa League quarter final tie with Lyon.
Everton’s loss is our change for the good
- Monday, 4th April 2022
- Allan Cummings
This is not a long gloat, promise. I reserve those only for Spurs, a prerequisite of the job surely, you wouldn’t want it otherwise.
Could Real Madrid’s Isco sign for the Hammers in the off season?
- Sunday, 3rd April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Reports from Spain’s Estadio Deportivo indicate Real Madrid attacking midfielder Isco could be on his way out of the Estadio Santiago Bernabeu.
West Ham United v Everton
- Friday, 1st April 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has had a nice long rest over the international break. Not that you’d notice as he looks at this weekend’s visit of Everton...
West Ham United vs Everton preview & team news
- Thursday, 31st March 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United's home meeting with relegation-threatened Everton will get Sunday's Premier League football on TV underway.
Can The Hammers Win The Europa League This Season?
- Sunday, 27th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
It has been a season to remember for West Ham United, and it could yet end in a piece of silverware.
Boats and planes, but no trains
- Wednesday, 23rd March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Right, here’s yet another full-on moan about the third world train service everyone outside London is subjected to these days. In particular football fans!
What Does the Future of Slot Machines Look Like?
- Wednesday, 23rd March 2022
- Allan Cummings
The Global Gaming Expo (G2E) in Las Vegas showcases the future of casino gaming every year. Producers of Slot Machine Games and table games of different casinos in UK and other countries display their products for the sector to see, most of which have yet to make it to casino floors.
Positive thinking, West Ham style
- Tuesday, 22nd March 2022
- Allan Cummings
This really shouldn’t need saying, but let’s try to find some positives after the anguish of being beaten by the Spuds. We are in a European last eight for the first time since 1981, for heaven’s sake.
A Night to Remember
- Sunday, 20th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
When West Ham bowed out of the FA Cup and lost the first leg against Sevilla I was distraught. My friends call me negative. I call myself a realist. Gloom. Doom. Expecting Sevilla to sweep us across two legs with a broom.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Sunday, 20th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy Broke into a smile the other night. Nearly. Here's his look at Sunday's visit to Tottenham...
Irish trainer gives David Moyes some Cheltenham Festival pointers
- Thursday, 17th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United manager David Moyes will be in his element this week as the stars of the National Hunt scene strut their stuff at the Cheltenham Festival.
West Ham United's 10 greatest European nights
- Thursday, 17th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United haven't exactly been blessed with a great deal of competitive European football over the years.
West Ham United v Sevilla
- Thursday, 17th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has a quick look at Sevilla in advance of Thursday night’s second leg tie.
David Moyes: The good, the bad and the puzzling
- Wednesday, 16th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
There seems to be an increasing amount of chatter on social media about David Moyes and his long-term future, or lack of one, as manager of West Ham, so I thought I’d weigh in with a few thoughts of my own and take a break from packing the good old travel bag with the essentials for a few days out in Seville.
Was this our greatest escape?
- Monday, 14th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Andriy Yarmolenko has gone from fears to tears, with - it is now clear - more than just a little help from his friends.
Baghdad - a bit like Dagenham, isn't it?
- Monday, 14th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
I first met Chas in 2002, nearly 20 years ago, to the day. I had joined KUMB in 1997 and had announced to all on the site that should anyone be coming to Malta, to give me a shout! Chas did.
Martin 'Chas' Chandler
- Sunday, 13th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
I am saddened to hear of the passing today of 'Chas' Chandler. Known to many on here as “Romford” it was always the source of much amusement to me every time his wife Paula referred to him by his given name of Martin. If ever anyone didn’t look like a Martin, it was Chas.
West Ham United v Aston Villa
- Saturday, 12th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
We called up the Government to see if they wouldn’t mind seizing control of Preview Percy while they were dealing with Chelsea. The man on the phone told us that if we called again some men in suits would come over for a quiet word. So here’s his look at the visit of Villa...
Passion for West Ham is like a religion
- Friday, 11th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Someone, not long ago, wrote that "football is the last sacred representation of our times". Surely this is also true for West Ham supporters, who have been following their team for more than a hundred years with such an intense fervour and passion that they can almost be compared to a religious feeling, to a real cult.
Sevilla v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 9th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
He’s back from an enforced break. He’s still the same old Percy though. Sadly. Here’s his look at Sevilla away...
A date that will go down in history
- Wednesday, 9th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Thursday 10th March 2022 is a date that will go down in West Ham history, as Moyes’ men take on Spanish outfit Sevilla in their first ever Europa League knockout fixture. To preview the fixture, Callum Goodall took a closer look at the opposition.
History in the making
- Monday, 7th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
You shouldn't let history pass you by, certainly when you are a West Ham fan and we are talking Europe.
Should West Ham cash in on Declan Rice to improve the squad?
- Sunday, 6th March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Read on as we explore whether West Ham should be putting Rice’s stellar reputation on the table at all.
How to Balance Sports and Study
- Thursday, 3rd March 2022
- Allan Cummings
Balancing sports and studying can become quite challenging for many students. However, it is still possible. Let’s see how students can succeed in both areas.
West Ham Utd 1-0 Wolves: Analysis & Review
- Tuesday, 1st March 2022
- Allan Cummings
I ended last week’s review by saying it was high time that we tried something a little different and after our 1-1 draw with Newcastle, the general feeling really was one of disenchantment. Had our team peaked? Were we on the seemingly inevitable downswing?
Customize Your Nursing Career: Great Ideas to Make it Your Own
- Friday, 25th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Nursing is an excellent career with many, many incredible options within the role. You can work almost anywhere as a nurse, simply because your job is in healthcare. So long as a company, project, or organization has a need for healthcare they have the need for a nurse. This means you can work not just with a demographic you are passionate about helping, or in an area of medicine you find interesting, but you can work in an environment that helps you feel fulfilled and engaged every day.
What Are The Benefits Of Digital Learning?
- Friday, 25th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
What do you think of when you think of university and studying for a degree in something? The first thing that will come to mind for most people is a big lecture hall on a physical campus somewhere. It will be filled with people, and there will be one lecturer at the front of the room to whom you need to listen.
Four strikers who got away in January
- Friday, 25th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
After a brilliant start to season, which included memorable wins against both Liverpool and Chelsea, West Ham have seen their form stutter in recent weeks with draw against Leicester and Newcastle.
How David Moyes transformed West Ham into a 'title' contender
- Thursday, 24th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
The recent success of West Ham is a turning point for David Moyes' career. The manager had several unsuccessful jobs since he failed at Manchester United but has now turned into a world-class manager.
Champions League for West Ham this season?
- Thursday, 24th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are on course for a best ever Premier League season – and that could mean qualification for the Champions League. Can the Hammers really finish in the top four?
Yarmolenko: once a Hammer always a Hammer
- Thursday, 24th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
As the untold horror of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine unfolds, of course it will not escape any of us that we have Andriy Yarmolenko in our ranks.
Bobby Moore, gone but never forgotten
- Thursday, 24th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
The memories never fade away, but you have to be in your late fifties now to have seen Bobby Moore play for West Ham.
The same old song
- Monday, 21st February 2022
- Allan Cummings
It didn’t take long, did it? West Ham so quickly turns into Toxic United, and here we are still enjoying the best season for 30 years.
West Ham Utd 1- 1 Newcastle Utd: Analysis & Review
- Monday, 21st February 2022
- Allan Cummings
If David Moyes is Brendan Rodgers’ kryptonite then Newcastle United might well be Moyes’. Of the non-big-six teams he has faced more than fifteen times as a manager, only Blackburn Rovers can top Newcastle’s points-per-game return against the Scotsman (1.37).
West Ham’s Potential in EPL Evident: So Are Defensive Shortcomings
- Monday, 21st February 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have been playing great football this season, but they still need to address defensive weaknesses to truly make a Premier League favourite.
Innovations and Software Providers in the Gambling Industry in 2022 at a Glance
- Monday, 21st February 2022
- Allan Cummings
The iGaming industry develops rapidly. 2022 is no exception in its boost. What are the most innovative software developers working for the industry today? Let's talk about it.
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Saturday, 19th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has locked himself indoors with copious amounts of alcohol. Nothing to do with Storm Eunice. He does that every weekend. Thankfully he found time to write a few words about the visit of Newcastle first. On second thoughts maybe “Thankfully” is the wrong word...
Is the Champions League within reach?
- Saturday, 19th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
After the disappointment of last season, could 2021/22 be the year when West Ham make it into the top four of the Premier League? Based on the current offers by the leading sportsbooks, the answer is yes.
Moving on from when Kurt did wrong
- Friday, 18th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
More than a week after the emergence of the Kurt Zouma video, the story continues to dominate headlines. His reputation is ruined, and he will forever be known as the ‘cat kicker’. In a sport and society with bigger problems, surely, it’s time to move on?
When the train doesn’t take the strain
- Wednesday, 16th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Our away support have always had my deepest admiration. I’ve travelled around with them for too many years to have no doubt they are the greatest supporters.
Leicester City 2-2 West Ham Utd: Analysis & Review
- Monday, 14th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes has been Brendan Rodgers’ kryptonite in recent seasons with the reactive mid-press that Moyes has employed with West Ham proving impossible for Rodgers’ Leicester to play through.
Andriy Yarmolenko: the need for a scapegoat
- Saturday, 12th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
After West Ham failed to score in 90 minutes and 40 seconds of a game against National League North side Kidderminster Harriers, fans were out for blood and wanted someone to blame. Unsurprisingly, Andriy Yarmolenko came out on top of the hit list once again.
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 12th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
As you can imagine Preview Percy has something to say about the Kurt Zouma situation. Well everyone else has. He also mentions Sunday’s trip to Leicester. In Passing.
Gobsmacked
- Saturday, 12th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
I have been absolutely gobsmacked by the level of vitriol and the unreasonable nonsense being spouted by all and sundry in the wake of the video evidence of Kurt Zouma’s shameful behaviour coming to light. I mean to say: are all you people truly thinking about what it is that you are saying?
Poor practise, hypocrisy and atonement: unpacking the Kurt Zouma scandal
- Friday, 11th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Let's get something straight right off the bat. The Kurt Zouma situation - 'Catgate', if you will - is the fault of two men only: namely Kurt and his brother Yoan for their idiotic behaviour which one can only hope was a collective momentary lapse of reason and not a window into a far more disturbing disregard for animal welfare.
The Best Canadian Gaming Sites for Mega Moolah
- Thursday, 10th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
If you live in Canada, you have some time on your hands during the chilly winter months that stretch for a couple of days. Football might be exciting to keep you occupied at this time, but you might have to contend with a few disappointments even with the best football club. Thankfully, there is still something fun with few regrets to keep you occupied and put some money in your pocket; online gaming.
While the cat’s away, will Zouma play?
- Thursday, 10th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
It’s fair to say that I finally lost patience with the Kurt Zouma witch-hunt when a wife beater stepped up to the high moral ground. Admittedly it’s a pretty low bar to negotiate.
Remove the privilege
- Wednesday, 9th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
I've tried over the last 24 hours to be very balanced in my posts, thoughts, and opinions regarding the Kurt Zouma revelations.
West Ham United v Watford
- Tuesday, 8th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy’s GP took one look at Saturday’s match at Kidderminster and arranged for an extra delivery of his blood pressure medication. Now THAT’s service. Let’s hope his services aren’t required during this week’s visit of Watford...
Opinion: Why Manchester United Dominates The EPL
- Monday, 7th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
If we were to go by pure statistics, Manchester United is the obvious top pick for the best team in the EPL.
Tom, Dick and Harry: A classic FA Cup away day
- Monday, 7th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
When the highlight of a day out is the discovery of the potato scallop, you know it's not been a great day out.
50 years of hurt: half-a-century of ignominious Cup defeats
- Friday, 4th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
It's now more than 50 years since West Ham were sent tumbling out of the FA Cup by lowly Blackpool in what was perceived as a huge shock.
Kidderminster Harriers v West Ham United
- Friday, 4th February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is back from his winter break. Rejuvenated, refreshed and reinvigorated are just three words that don’t apply to him following his return. Rank, rotten and rubbish on the other hand... Here’s his look at Saturday’s trip to Kidderminster...
Bingo Football News - Michael Owen Plays Bingo in Chester
- Thursday, 3rd February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Bingo and football are two great British pastimes that have a rich history within the shores of blighty. Apart from that and the fact that fans of the two games have been known to enjoy a drink, the two don’t often cross each other’s paths.
Don’t panic!
- Wednesday, 2nd February 2022
- Allan Cummings
Now this is going to hurt. But it has to be said.
Will West Ham be playing Champions League football next season?
- Wednesday, 2nd February 2022
- Allan Cummings
The perennial big six in English football have once again been disturbed by West Ham this season and with a Europa League campaign to get stuck into too in 2022, it is a superb time to be a West Ham fan.
A wasted window of opportunity
- Wednesday, 2nd February 2022
- Allan Cummings
In the end the feeling is one of sadness, bitter disappointment and the reality that we have been down this route before.
Waiting for lightning to strike twice
- Tuesday, 1st February 2022
- Allan Cummings
A sad part to the whole transfer window is the return of the 'we tried to get players' mantra, and the kite flying about names that probably not actually reasonable targets. I thought that guff had perhaps had been left behind, but old habits appear to be dying very hard. Especially the habit of failing to capitalise on potential development.
Transfer window special, Day 31: Darwin Nunez
- Monday, 31st January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
All You Need to Know About West Ham's Pioneering Video Game Partnership
- Monday, 31st January 2022
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have recently become the first club in the country to have signed a partnership with Strikerz Inc, the developers behind the latest football game soon to be introduced into video gaming.
Transfer window special, Day 30: Boubacar Kamara
- Monday, 31st January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 29: Armando Broja
- Saturday, 29th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 28: Bamba Dieng
- Friday, 28th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 27: Sergio Gomez
- Thursday, 27th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 26: Taiwo Awoniyi
- Wednesday, 26th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Boubacar Kamara: a West Ham star in the making
- Wednesday, 26th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
In the latest of our series of transfer window studies of players who could be considered potential signings for David Moyes and West Ham United during January, Michael Hare takes a closer look at Olympique Marseille midfielder Boubacar Kamara who has been linked with a move to east London in recent days...
Transfer window special, Day 25: Duje Caleta-Car
- Tuesday, 25th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 24: Ben Brereton Diaz
- Monday, 24th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Running into a red wall
- Monday, 24th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
It’s been coming for a while for West Ham fans, when frustrating reality hits the wall of unrealistic expectations.
Transfer window special, Day 23: Flavius Daniliuc
- Sunday, 23rd January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 22: Douglas Santos
- Saturday, 22nd January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 21st January 2022
- Allan Cummings
We called the Premier League to ask if we could postpone this week’s piece from Prieview Percy on the grounds that Daisy, his full time personal assistant with the beautiful smile, had recently had covid. However, they told us to go away and that if we called again they would seek an injunction. So here’s the grumpy one’s look at this weekend’s visit to Old Trafford...
Transfer window special, Day 21: Fabio Carvalho
- Friday, 21st January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Players West Ham should Go For Right Now
- Friday, 21st January 2022
- Allan Cummings
It has been another impressive season for the Hammers under David Moyes, but as the recent defeat to Leeds showed, maintaining that momentum will be a challenge.
Transfer window special, Day 20: Mohammed Salisu
- Thursday, 20th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 19: Ihlas Bebou
- Wednesday, 19th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 18: Karl Toko Ekambi
- Tuesday, 18th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Did the dream die, or is this a very different West Ham now?
- Tuesday, 18th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
Well, was that the pivotal moment? Jarrod Bowen’s awful, last second miss from inches away - has it ended our Champions League dreams?
Transfer window special, Day 17: Hugo Ekitike
- Monday, 17th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 16: Mohamed Bayo
- Sunday, 16th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
West Ham United v Leeds United
- Saturday, 15th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was delighted when he found out he’d have to do yet another Leeds United preview. And by delighted, we mean pretty annoyed...
Transfer window special, Day 15: Josh Doig
- Saturday, 15th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 14: Abdou Diallo
- Friday, 14th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 13: Aaron Hickey
- Thursday, 13th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 12: David Raum
- Wednesday, 12th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 11: Sven Botman
- Tuesday, 11th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
January 2022 Recruitment Plan: Part Three - Attacking Transfer Targets
- Tuesday, 11th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
In this article I will review the West Ham United squad utilising Data via WyScout to provide an objective assessment of the squad performance over the period of 2021/2022 season to date (30th December). The objective is to review the current West Ham United first team via the data along with subjective scouting observations and make recommendations on their potential future at the Club.
The cup that cheers - sometimes
- Tuesday, 11th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
You can virtually tell the age of our fans by the way they react to a cup draw that sees us set for a clash with a non-league or lower division club.
West Ham United v Norwich City
- Tuesday, 11th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy took time out from laughing at Arsenal to put together this look at Wednesday’s visit of Norwich City – though you may think he should have carried on laughing...
Transfer window special, Day 10: Breel Embolo
- Monday, 10th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 9: Marcos Senesi
- Sunday, 9th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 8: Lucas Digne
- Saturday, 8th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
January 2022 Recruitment Plan: Part Two - Defensive Transfer Targets
- Saturday, 8th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
In this article I will review the West Ham United squad utilising Data via WyScout to provide an objective assessment of the squad performance over the period of 2021/2022 season to date (30th December). The objective is to review the current West Ham United first team via the data along with subjective scouting observations and make recommendations on their potential future at the Club.
January 2022 Recruitment Plan: Part One - Squad Review
- Saturday, 8th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
In this article I will review the West Ham United squad utilising Data via WyScout to provide an objective assessment of the squad performance over the period of 2021/2022 season to date (30th December). The objective is to review the current West Ham United first team via the data along with subjective scouting observations and make recommendations on their potential future at the Club.
Is it wise to Dismiss Brereton Diaz Rumours?
- Saturday, 8th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
He’s the hottest striker in the Championship and it’s no great surprise to see Blackburn Rovers’ Ben Brereton Diaz linked with a move to a Premier League club in January.
Transfer window special, Day 7: Pervis Estupinan
- Friday, 7th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
West Ham United v Leeds United
- Friday, 7th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy saw in the New Year relatively quietly. Nothing caught fire, there were no arrests and no much-loved television personalities required replacement hearing aid appliances. Which meant that he had time to put together his look at this weekend’s FA Cup 3rd Round visit of Leeds United. You can’t have everything one supposes...
Transfer window special, Day 6: Marc-Oliver Kempf
- Thursday, 6th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 5: Lloyd Kelly
- Wednesday, 5th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 4: Andrea Belotti
- Tuesday, 4th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Wishing on a dream
- Tuesday, 4th January 2022
- Allan Cummings
First things first. It’s the time of year that gongs are handed out, so David Moyes deserves one for his transformation of West Ham United.
Transfer window special, Day 3: Adam Hlozek
- Monday, 3rd January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 2: Arthur Cabral
- Sunday, 2nd January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Transfer window special, Day 1: Jonathan David
- Saturday, 1st January 2022
- Allan Cummings
This January Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton have gotten together to profile one player a day from a list of players that West Ham could sign throughout the transfer window.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Friday, 31st December 2021
- Allan Cummings
We gave him a day off for the Watford match. We won. We invited Preview Percy to repeat the experiment for our opening game of 2022 away at Crystal Palace. Sadly he declined and this is the result...
Two years of Moyes: many reasons to be cheerful
- Wednesday, 29th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
It’s that time of year isn’t it? When you should really want to be happy about things - not withstanding this hideous pandemic - and our football team gives us that escape.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Friday, 24th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Peace and goodwill unto all. Just one of the many seasonal messages of peace and hope that do not appear in Preview Percy’s look at the festive visit of Southampton...
Heroes all: the Boys of '21
- Thursday, 23rd December 2021
- Allan Cummings
'Disappointed' doesn’t cover it. 'Angry', or 'gutted' come closer. And to lose to that bunch of self-important, entitled, delusional, patronising irritants... Ok, I’ll stop there, you get the message.
Masuaku could make the difference against Spurs
- Wednesday, 22nd December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Arthur Masuaku is one of West Ham’s longest serving players but in recent months he has struggled to get involved, due to a combination of injury and poor form. In fact, he has made only four Premier League appearances so far this season.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 21st December 2021
- Allan Cummings
When last Preview Percy put pen to paper PGMOL’s finest had had a bad week even by their poor standards. However it seems that they were just warming up for last week’s catalogue of disasters. All of which are reflected in his look at the forthcoming League Cup QF visit to Tottenham...
Top Jobs for Football Lovers Who Don’t Play It Professionally
- Saturday, 18th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
If you are a football lover who enjoys playing it, or simply watching the games, you might be wondering if there is a way to combine work and pleasure, by finding a job that will let you get closer to the action and earn some money at the same time.
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 15th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Given the poor weekend that the Premier League’s best referees had you might expect Preview Percy to have gone off on one, but actually he was relatively quiet on the subject. Yeah the heck he was. In between rants he has just about enough time to look at the midweek visit to Arsenal...
Why are we paying the penalty?
- Monday, 13th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Don’t you just love a conspiracy theory? They are always best when it is the little club suffering and the big boys benefitting.
Rise of the class of 21
- Sunday, 12th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Never has a defeat in Europe been greeted with such optimism. Was this our very own Class of '21 moment, will we look back on a dead rubber Europa League match as a pivotal time in our history?
Burnley v West Ham Utd
- Saturday, 11th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
The sight of all those youngsters doing so well the other night almost forced a smile out of Preview Percy. Either that or it was toothache. Actually we’re pretty sure it was toothache. Here’s his look at the trip to Burnley...
West Ham United v Dinamo Zagreb
- Thursday, 9th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
He’s back. He’s a bit under the weather and he is grumpier than ever. Until he gets to the bit about Chelsea. Before we get that far here’s Preview Percy’s look at our final European group match against Dinamo Zagreb...
Happy birthday Sir Geoff: the legend we gave to England
- Wednesday, 8th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
There are heroes and legends - and then there is Sir Geoff Hurst. West Ham United’s greatest living goalscorer, the player we gave to the nation, is 80 this week.
Geoff Hurst’s birthday heartbreak
- Tuesday, 7th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Sir Geoff Hurst is 80 on Wednesday, a day that marks the 50th anniversary of one of West Ham’s most famous and disappointing moments in our history.
The Rise of Fan Tokens
- Monday, 6th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Fan tokens are one crypto asset on the rise at the moment. What are they, and what do they offer sports teams and fans? We took a look here.
West Ham: Lord of the Rings
- Monday, 6th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
The 'Big Six' mock West Ham’s self-declared, semi-ironic “massive” moniker at their own peril. After beating Liverpool and Chelsea in the Premier League and dispatching both Manchesters on the road to the FA Cup Semi Final, the path to silverware rambles on through West Ham.
And now you’re gonna believe us
- Monday, 6th December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Another stunning victory, this time against the champions of Europe, and still the tawdry, dismissive reaction from the pundits... it's more like pulling teeth.
How to Avoid Losing Money in Bitcoin
- Thursday, 2nd December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Many people see Bitcoin trading as an excellent way to make money. But trading Bitcoin is not an activity without risks. What’s more, Bitcoin trading requires due diligence. To maximize your profits, you must research and monitor the crypto market to know the appropriate time to purchase or sell your tokens.
The Legal Issues of Bitcoin
- Thursday, 2nd December 2021
- Allan Cummings
Bitcoin trading and investing have increased rapidly over the past years. Most people know Bitcoin as a virtual, digital, or electronic currency with decentralized technology like blockchain as its basis. Any government doesn’t underwrite Bitcoin, and this makes it different from fiat money.
The Significance of Grass Roots Investment
- Tuesday, 30th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
What is grassroots investment, and why is it so crucial? Uncover why grassroots investment is significant and how West Ham and other groups are doing their bit.
The cold hard facts of closing the gulf
- Tuesday, 30th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
There has been a brush with cold reality as far as West Ham is concerned these past few days. With the accent on the cold bit!
The Top Tech Careers of the Future
- Monday, 29th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
The majority of those in the jobs market or in business consider technology to be the only way to produce further economic, business and career growth. To realize this possibility, it is important to understand the technology sectors or careers that are actually growing and will be worth keeping an eye on. This article details the top tech careers of the future and those which will guarantee a sustainable career.
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 27th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is off away for a break soon. We did call the UK Borders Agency to see if they would consider not letting him back into the country but they told us to go away. Here’s his look at the weekend’s trip to Man City...
West Ham chances of success in this season's Europa League
- Friday, 26th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Tensions are high this 2021 Europa League season. With Austria’s announcement that the country will yet again be going into full lockdown to fight surging Covid-19 cases, future matches in the country are to happen behind closed doors and no spectators will be able to cheer for their favourite teams. Despite the disappointment that this news brings, the future showdowns are still looking mighty exciting and there is a lot soccer fans can look forward to.
Definitely, no longer maybe, a giant step forward
- Friday, 26th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
To corrupt a Liam Gallagher vocal, we are seeing things we never thought we would see. Not maybe, but definitely.
'The new Ogbonna': the search for a replacement
- Wednesday, 24th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Having received the news recently that Angelo Ogbonna is likely be out for the remainder of the season, now is the perfect time for us to bring in his long-term successor.
Making the Most of a Day Watching Football Live
- Wednesday, 24th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
If you’re a football fan, you likely don’t need to be convinced of how powerful the experience of watching a game live can be. However, you might be unaware of just how big of an opportunity the day itself can be to create a memorable experience, for it isn’t just the game itself but all of the anticipation around it that creates an impact.
Activities That Naturally Complement Your Love of Football
- Wednesday, 24th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Football is a very popular sport, and its popularity is something that can even at times surpass its own fanbase. This can be seen clearly during big events and tournaments, such as the World Cup or the Euros, where the entire country behind a club can get passionately involved in the progress of their team.
Rapid Vienna v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 24th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy goes all musical this week as he looks at our trip to Vienna. If you stretch the definition of "music" a bit...
Days when we are massive - and days when we are not
- Monday, 22nd November 2021
- Allan Cummings
It was going to happen, wasn’t it? Sooner or later, losing our third game of the season, and it’s almost December. Blimey, is this what a crisis looks like in David Moyes’ brave new world.
Betting vs. gambling: Where do punters have more chances of winning big?
- Friday, 19th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Gambling and betting are pretty much the same things. In fact, many people use the terms interchangeably. Both gambling and betting involve wagering money on possible outcomes of a game, race, fight, or other unpredictable events. Also, both gambling and betting can be done in casinos.
Wolves v West Ham United
- Friday, 19th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
He's had an international break so Preview Percy should be all refreshed for his return to preview action for this weekend’s trip to Wolverhampton Wanderers. He probably isn’t though...
The Kretinski files: part one
- Tuesday, 16th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
KUMB Forum member CzechHam has been following the career of the club's new investor and Board member, Daniel Kretinski, for the last two decades.
Okay Bias
- Friday, 12th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
The charge sheet is a lengthy one, and pops up on the sports desk during dull matches or games of Whataboutery.
Danny boy is more than just gas, gas, gas
- Thursday, 11th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
In his homeland his nickname is the Czech Sphinx, because he’s inscrutable and silent. Here he’s a man of mystery who could change the course of West Ham’s future forever.
Relationship between Technology and Education
- Thursday, 11th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Technology plays a significant role in education. It can be good if fairly used but also harmful if wrongly used. This article will tell more about the relationship between tech and education. Please read on to learn more about that!
Women and children first?
- Tuesday, 9th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
A long-term season ticket holder was delighted to be able to attend West Ham's recent Europa League encounter in Genk with her young son. Sadly however, the night didn't quite go according to plan...
Miracles after midnight
- Tuesday, 9th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
When you get to a certain age it seems that nights cease to be those blissfully long unknowable periods in one’s life and, instead, begin to be become indeterminate sleep periods punctuated by unwanted, yawning chasms of wakefulness in the wee, small hours.
West Ham have a platform to secure Champions League goal
- Tuesday, 9th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United enjoyed an outstanding start to the Premier League campaign and after 10 matches of the season were sitting comfortably in the Champions League places.
Let the good times roll
- Monday, 8th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
It’s just not going to happen: I refuse to allow the Liverpool Lip to steal this magical moment from me and every other West Ham fan.
Back To The Future
- Monday, 8th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Singing I’ve got a foreskin, haven’t you? (f*cking Jew!)”
- West Ham Fans, Traditional Arr.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Friday, 5th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Fourth in the league. Through to the knockout stages in Europe. Quarter final of the League Cup. All nice. So let’s bring the mood down with Preview Percy and this weekend’s visit of Liverpool...
Drones and Aviation: Are Drones Really Dangerous to Aircraft?
- Thursday, 4th November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Aircraft collision is a thing in aviation. When planes collide with objects in the air, there are several outcomes to expect.
These are our halcyon days
- Wednesday, 3rd November 2021
- Allan Cummings
I think there is no doubt that, in years to come, all us proud West Ham United fans will look back on the days and weeks which form this period of the club’s history – shall we say the last season and a quarter at least (because things may yet get even better!) - and regard them, with great fondness it has to be said, as ‘halcyon days’.
Genk v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 3rd November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Not only did he predict us beating Manchester City in the League Cup, he got Sunday's Villa score right as well. Can Preview Percy make it a hat-trick against Genk? God we hope not...
How Much Money Is It Okay to Bet With?
- Wednesday, 3rd November 2021
- Allan Cummings
Every day, millions of people make money from placing online bets. And while the media may be awash with stories of people who lost fortunes through gambling, the truth is betting is a sustainable source of livelihood for countless people around the world.
One thousand up for Moyes and a reason to believe
- Monday, 1st November 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that, in the dark times, David Moyes probably though he would never make it to 1,000 games as a manager.
A Life Less Ordinary
- Monday, 1st November 2021
- Allan Cummings
You'll see me through 'til the end of time”
- Ash, “A Life Less Ordinary”
Aston Villa v West Ham United
- Friday, 29th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is smugly reminding anyone who will listen that he predicted us to go through on Wednesday night. So that’s smug AND irritating. Here is his smug and irritating look at this weekend's trip to Aston Villa...
The changing face of West Ham
- Thursday, 28th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
This club of ours has changed. If the football world - not just us - were unsure about that before, they most certainly are not now.
Breaking Down The Best Soccer Movies
- Wednesday, 27th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Soccer has become one of the most popular sports in the world. Most fans call it football although Americans call it soccer. Regardless, soccer’s popularity easily overshadows the popularity of American football. Plus, fans will agree that soccer is better and more exciting. The games are more intense and require tremendous skills.
Horse racing around the world
- Wednesday, 27th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Horse racing of all types has been around for thousands of years. There are records of it being practised in Ancient Greece and Rome, Syria, Egypt and Babylon.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Wednesday, 27th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
We have built up quality selection of writers on the site. So why not come and visit our superstars. But first here's Preview Percy on Manchester City...
Will Moyes’ strategic spending pay off?
- Tuesday, 26th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and now Newcastle certainly have the pots of gold to bring in the best of the best for their squads. So, what to do when the purse strings are tight, but you’ve got your eyes set on staying put in the Premier League top six?
Hammers Better Placed to Keep the Pace
- Tuesday, 26th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
For many months last season, there was the hope of West Ham holding on to secure what would have been a remarkable achievement of Champions League qualification.
West Ham's FIFA legends
- Tuesday, 26th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Throughout the development of the Premier League, technology has improved and allowed fans to play an almost photo-realistic version of the beautiful game on their games console of choice. West Ham United fans will now play games such as FIFA to recreate their favourite moments.
Can Moyes' magic do the trick?
- Tuesday, 26th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
So how do we stop Declan Rice leaving West Ham United?
The Glorious Now
- Monday, 25th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Saturday, 23rd October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy on Tottenham, bird droppings and in-flight magazines on airlines. As you do...
Having the time of our lives
- Friday, 22nd October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Maybe it's time for a little perspective as our heroes march on in their conquest of Europe... but there’s not much chance of that at the moment!
The British Invasion of WHU Fans in America
- Thursday, 21st October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Sunday afternoon and I find myself rushing into a McDonald's bathroom just outside of Washington, D.C.
The inside track: Genk
- Thursday, 21st October 2021
- Allan Cummings
With a chance to make it three wins from three in the Europa League, West Ham take on Belgian outfit Genk next. Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton got together to take a closer look at the opposition.
West Ham United v Genk
- Thursday, 21st October 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's time for another Preview Percy European Special as we play host to Belgians Genk. When we say "special"..., er,...
The leaving of Liverpool: how times have changed
- Monday, 18th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's not just Jarrod Bowen who's on fire these days, it seems. West Ham are too. This is different, this new West Ham we are now seeing that David Moyes has been banging on about.
Kill Your Darlings
- Monday, 18th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
I just want to change my mind"
- Gregory Isaacs, "Can I Change My Mind"
The Top West Ham Scorers of All Time
- Saturday, 16th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Do you think you know everything there is to know about West Ham? Continue reading to familiarise yourself with the top scorers in the history of the club.
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 15th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy on Everton, England and the meaning of "fit and proper". It's better than watching Strictly Come Dancing we suppose...
Where do We See West Ham Come May?
- Monday, 11th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United were close to securing a shocking top-four finish in the previous term of the Premier League.
Any more Arabian knights out there?
- Monday, 11th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
So here we are, with another controversial mega-rich addition to the football playground, already busting at the seams with the unscrupulous and the morally corrupt.
Tactical analysis: Mbeumo mayhem
- Wednesday, 6th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
In the opening 20 minutes of Sunday's game Brentford were all over us. And given the slow start, it's arguable that we were pretty lucky to have gotten to the 20th minute without conceding...
Not so home sweet home
- Monday, 4th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Reset, deep breath, and take stock after the sort of programme aspiring top six clubs take in their stride. It's what West Ham must master if they are to truly progress.
Reality Bites
- Monday, 4th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
Such a long, long time"
- Embrace, "Gravity"
On the right side of history
- Monday, 4th October 2021
- Allan Cummings
I'm proud to say I attended the protest on Sunday and I'm proud of the lads and lasses at Hummers United for all their hard work in trying to make things better for the average West Ham United supporter.
West Ham United v Brentford
- Saturday, 2nd October 2021
- Allan Cummings
After his midweek European exploits it's back to the bread and butter next for Preview Percy. But before he has his dinner here's his look at Sunday's visit of Brentford
Tactical analysis: Mbeumo mayhem
- Saturday, 2nd October 2021
- Allan Cummings
In the opening 20 minutes of Sunday's game Brentford were all over us. And given the slow start, it's arguable that we were pretty lucky to have gotten to the 20th minute without conceding...
The inside track: Rapid Vienna
- Thursday, 30th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
After successfully navigating our first proper European match in 40 years, Matchday Two in the Europa League Group Stage and a home tie against Rapid Vienna is up next. Callum Goodall and Jack Elderton got together to take a closer look at the opposition...
How to Combine Professional Football and Higher Education
- Wednesday, 29th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Nowadays, success means being able to do everything at once. You need to spin in different directions to expand your range of skills and knowledge. There are many professional athletes entering the university, so it’s not that impossible, right? It can turn out to be an exciting step because many student-athletes initially doubt the possibility of combining both sports and education.
Top 5 Scholarship Opportunities to Consider for 2022
- Wednesday, 29th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's never too early to start looking for academic scholarships. Besides, it is not inexpensive to attend university as both the government and private entities offer financial support to talented students. So, it would be best if you familiarized yourself with all of the available financial assistance options to understand what scholarships you're eligible for.
I am the resurrection
- Wednesday, 29th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Someone, somewhere is going to suggest a book about West Ham United, soon. The Moyes years and how a has-been reinvented himself and turned a football circus into a remarkable and unlikely success story.
West Ham United v Rapid Vienna
- Wednesday, 29th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's a European night - and heaven help us Preview Percy is speaking German as Rapid Vienna come to town. The more observant of you will note that he bottled doing something similar with Croatian the other week and we shudder to even think of him giving Flemish a go in a few week's time...
A Walk Among The Clouds
- Monday, 27th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
From the moment that Manuel Lanzini calmly stroked in a ninth minute winner at Old Trafford, to the instant that Michail Antonio drilled home a last-minute heartbreaker at Elland Road, this has been the week of wildly improbable dreams. And haven't we been saying that a lot lately?
A sour end to a fantastic day
- Sunday, 26th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
The repercussions from West Ham's magnificent victory at Leeds could well soon over-shadow our tremendous comeback, crowned with a sensational last minute winner from Michail Antonio.
Leeds United v West Ham United
- Friday, 24th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's time for Preview Percy to look back at Man Utd and to look forward to Leeds. And it's rare that you see the words "look forward to..." and "Preview Percy" in the same sentence...
Really saying something...
- Thursday, 23rd September 2021
- Allan Cummings
It was something or nothing, wasn't it? West Ham winning at Old Trafford, that is.
The penalty of greater expectation
- Tuesday, 21st September 2021
- Allan Cummings
The Mark Noble penalty stunt doesn't seem to be going away any time soon, does it?
Happy heavenly birthday, Charlo
- Monday, 20th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
If he had lived, it would have been John Charles' 77th birthday today.
The West Ham A-Z: Agony and Zagreb
- Monday, 20th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Saturday, 18th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's double Percy this week. And all at no extra charge. In fact we probably owe you a refund...
David Moyes' Euro mission
- Friday, 17th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
For David Moyes you sense West Ham's European campaign is unfinished business and that our manager maybe has something to prove to himself.
What will you have access to after downloading and installing a mobile betting app?
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Punters who don’t want to use their computers for online betting have the option to download and install an app or use a mobile site. Since some users don’t want to go through the specific process of getting an app, they’d rather use the mobile site and miss out on some of the things that the given platform can offer.
Which are the casino games that you ought to check out after choosing an online casino?
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
The task of choosing an online casino might seem fairly easy for those who don’t have a lot of experience, but in reality, it takes a lot of time.
What makes the sports betting bonuses for existing customers different from those for new clients?
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
One of the problems you might face when choosing an online sports betting website is the lack of enough bonuses for existing clients.
Online sports betting - pros & cons you have to consider
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Betting on sports from the comfort of your home is lucrative, which is why many people do it on a daily basis.
How to find the best online bookmaker in Australia?
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Every country is unique in its own way, but if there is one that stands out from the rest, it has to be Australia.
How to decide whether you want to play slots or live casino games?
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Online casinos are usually home to thousands of different casino titles because they work in partnership with several software providers. These brands specialize in specific types of casino games, such as slots, live dealer titles, jackpots, and more.
Four betting bonuses that you can avail yourself of after using a promo code
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Online casinos and bookmakers are becoming more innovative because they have to survive in this highly competitive industry. Hundreds of gambling websites “fight” for every new punter, which means some brands use a lot of hidden weapons, such as promotions.
Betting on football as a beginner - 3 tips you should follow
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Everyone who likes to punt on sports knows that most online bookmakers have different kinds of options. In order to have as many new clients as possible, these places try to offer a diverse betting section where people can pick from all sorts of options.
Checkout These Free Football Streaming Apps To Enjoy The Premier League
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Are you looking for the best place to watch the Premier League on the go? Read on to discover some of the best free football streaming apps available to you.
Memories are made of this
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
This is West Ham United's ninth season in Europe, 52 matches from 1964 to 2016... one trophy won, once a beaten finalist, once a beaten semi-finalist, once beaten in a quarter-final... Ok, and one Intertoto Cup.
Dinamo Zagreb v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 15th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Welcome to the first European Preview Percy of the season. There will be added fun in the YouTube version as he struggles to pronounce all those continental names. And many of the English ones as well...
HammerLeroy/Geoff: A true gentleman
- Tuesday, 14th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
I've been a member of the KUMB forum approaching almost 13 years now, and I've never failed to be amazed at the number of friendships that I've manged to develop from it.
Standing on the shoulders of giants
- Tuesday, 14th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's been a long time coming, 15 years since West Ham played a match in the competition proper of a European cup. And I believe a few of you still bear the scars of Palermo.
No Time To Dive In
- Monday, 13th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Do you have an unpopular opinion about a sacred cow of popular culture? Of course you do, you're human.
New Direction of Instagram: Announced Changes
- Thursday, 9th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
With the constant evolution of content-sharing platforms, we have witnessed one of the stiffest competitions to impress users and keep the numbers rising. Moreover, newer platforms like TikTok have caused the social networking bigwig, that is Instagram, to keep readjusting their engagement strategies.
The board: Do you trust them?
- Tuesday, 7th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
I mean, really, when this club needs leadership, do you trust them?
You're not West Ham any more
- Monday, 6th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
"You're not West Ham any more". So sang the Arsenal supporters when they turned up in Stratford for the first time, and we had no comeback.
The Timing of the Coup
- Monday, 6th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
With life, with music, with football. It's always about the timing.
There's no smoke without fire
- Saturday, 4th September 2021
- Allan Cummings
The dust may have settled on the best transfer window in living memory for West Ham, while our Dec is no doubt still dancing around in the Hungarian haze of hatred, crowned now without doubt as one of Europe's finest holding midfielders.
Three Exceptional Ways That Video Games Transform Classroom Performance for a Student
- Friday, 3rd September 2021
- Allan Cummings
The technological advancement in the world has had an impact on every aspect of human life. Almost everything revolves around technology in the current world, and the educational system has not been left behind.
A sterling job
- Wednesday, 1st September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Having complained about the lack of signings for all but the last five days of the transfer window, I must admit this ended up being one of the best I can remember.
Patience is a virtue
- Wednesday, 1st September 2021
- Allan Cummings
Well that was a fun couple of months!
Is this a defining window for David Moyes?
- Tuesday, 31st August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Well how was it for you? Was it the best West Ham window ever, or do we still need a striker?
Welcome to Genk: a guide for West Ham fans
- Monday, 30th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
A big welcome from the Genk fans to all West Ham United supporters visiting our club.
West Ham's Week of Two Halves
- Monday, 30th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
It often feels as though the only permanent thing about football is the impermanence. Can it really only have been two years ago that Spurs were in a Champions League final, replete with a dynamic young squad and manager and with their dazzling new stadium threatening an era of modern dominance?
Do you remember the first time?
- Monday, 30th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
"Typical bank holiday weekend", I thought to myself on Friday evening as I perused various weather apps hoping to find one that would promise a bit of sunshine and lead to me actually making some plans for the break.
Rome wasn't built in a day
- Sunday, 29th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
It has to be said that few supporters, however sanguine in disposition, believe or expect West Ham United will sign "sufficient" - whatever that means - numbers in one transfer window.
The clock is ticking
- Saturday, 28th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes performed near miracles last season when he led West Ham United to within two points of a Champions League spot in the 2020/21 season.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace: match preview
- Friday, 27th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
The 8pm kick-off on Monday night meant that Preview Percy didn't get home until really late after an eleven-hour journey to get there in the first place. So we asked him if he'd like a break this week from his so-called award-winning column. Unfortunately he declined so here's his look at Saturday's meeting with Crystal Palace...
Fantastic displays by Pablo Fornals could earn Spain recall
- Friday, 27th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Following his arrival from Villarreal in June 2019, Pablo Fornals has enjoyed plenty of games for West Ham United. Despite becoming a key member of the squad over the last two seasons, the biggest concern was that we might have seen the best he can offer, although any such doubts are being swept away by recent Premier League performances.
What does Messi’s departure from Barcelona mean for Mark Noble?
- Wednesday, 25th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
There was no doubt about the big football news in Europe this summer. The announcement that Lionel Messi was to leave Barcelona sent shockwaves through the world of football.
Something tells me we're into something good
- Tuesday, 24th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
It was a bit special, wasn't it? The sort of performance that makes even the most hardened critics stop in their tracks.
Meticulous, rational and reasoned: the Moyes approach
- Monday, 23rd August 2021
- Allan Cummings
I have recently been reading Michael Calvin's award-winning book, The Nowhere Men: The Unknown Story of Football's True Talent Spotters (2013).
PAI in the Sky
- Monday, 23rd August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Tell me you're a West Ham fan without telling me you're a West Ham fan. So goes the Twitter meme and so goes this column.
Smart Tips for Analyzing Crypto Tokens
- Saturday, 21st August 2021
- Allan Cummings
While Bitcoin is perhaps the most significant cryptocurrency, it is not the only one – not by far. In fact, there are currently over 5,000 cryptocurrencies in existence – a number that continues to increase with every passing day.
4 Reasons to Consider Trading Bitcoin
- Saturday, 21st August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Bitcoin trading is one of the most efficient ways of earning profits. In recent times, Bitcoin has become perhaps the most popular digital asset as per bitcoineras.com, with pretty much every regulated broker like placing this cryptocurrency in their list of tradable assets.
Common Cryptocurrency Traps to Avoid
- Saturday, 21st August 2021
- Allan Cummings
You have researched the many benefits of crypto-trading, and you cannot wait to dive right in. However, before you make that plunge, you need to be aware of the common traps that beginner traders fall into, and avoid those at all costs.
Blast from the Past: Top 5 Legends of West Ham United
- Friday, 20th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United is a football club founded in 1895. Currently, the club is based in Stratford, east London.
West Ham United v Leicester City: match preview
- Friday, 20th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
We were wondering whether our (choke) "award winning" preview writer would survive either the lengthy trip to Newcastle or the almost equally lengthy trip to the upper levels of the stratosphere occupied by the away section at St James' Park.
Local links: Clapton West Ham
- Thursday, 19th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
You may know little - if anything - about them, but the links between West Ham United and Clapton FC go back more than a century.
Benrahma: Let's hope a star is born
- Tuesday, 17th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Now if you love football you should always want to see talent achieve its full potential, the cream rising to the top above the mediocre.
Let's go round again - or maybe not
- Tuesday, 17th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
So here we go, two more weeks on the carousel that is the West Ham FC transfer merry-go-round.
How to Pick the Best Horse Racing Apps in 2021
- Monday, 16th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Horse racing is a sport which everyone can enjoy. It’s easy to understand. It’s exciting to watch and can also be profitable to bet on. In the UK, sports betting is legal and safe.
Season Preview: Where to begin?
- Friday, 13th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
It hardly seems like yesterday that Southampton were being brushed aside and Europa League football was confirmed. Fans had returned, Jesse Lingard seemed set to stay, and Andriy Yarmolenko was like a relic of a different time; a footballing windmill at the side of the road, serving no purpose other than to remind us of how things used to be done.
Newcastle United v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 13th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Some things are always worth looking forward to at the start of a new season. There's the anticipation of fixture release day, looking forward to new kits and some new signings. Er, maybe.
Protests, PAI and GSBOUT: what next for Hammers United?
- Wednesday, 11th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
The joint secretary of supporters group Hammers United has revealed further protests against the owners of West Ham United are planned for the opening home matches of the new season.
How to Make Football Better
- Wednesday, 11th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Even if you’re a diehard football fan, you can probably admit that there are ways to make football better.
The long lost summer
- Tuesday, 10th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
This should have been something special, a summer of content rather than the warm days of rancour and disenchantment instead.
A sensible solution: what took you so long?
- Monday, 9th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Maybe it took seeing the digital ticketing chaos at Liverpool, maybe it was some of the teething problems some fans experienced at the London Stadium at the weekend, but with the dust barely settled on the first serious experiments with ticketless football, West Ham have seen sense.
PAI may not be perfect, but it's time for change
- Sunday, 8th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's a simple question really, but not one with a simple answer. Do you trust our board to sell Declan Rice?
The Power of Now
- Friday, 6th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
The title of this piece is not original, but lifted from a book I haven't read by new age guru Eckhart Tolle.
Bring on the rollercoaster
- Friday, 6th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's interesting that we now know, from the horse's mouth, that the LDDC are happy to sell the London Olympic Stadium lease to AN Other including, as they stated, West Ham United FC's present owners. That at least puts that debate to bed.
Take a look at the best West Ham lounges
- Thursday, 5th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
A matchday without stress about your tickets, food and long lines at the stadium. Sounds too good to be true? Then you've never watched football in one of the West Ham lounges!
Six ways you can reinvigorate your small business and rediscover your love for it
- Thursday, 5th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
Being a small business owner is one of the most rewarding career paths you can go down: you can dedicate all your time to making your business a success, and you can be your own boss.
The cost of selling West Ham United: an update
- Thursday, 5th August 2021
- Allan Cummings
KUMB member aaronhammer has been keeping tabs on the penalties due to be paid by West Ham United's current owners - including majority shareholders David Sullivan and David Gold - in the event of a sale proceeding before March 2023.
Why I'm still 'GSB Out'
- Monday, 2nd August 2021
- Allan Cummings
KUMB member Johnny C is one of many supporters who, despite last season's sixth-place Premier League finish and subsequent qualification for the Europa League, wants West Ham United to be under new ownership. Here, he explains his reasoning behind continuing to call for change in the boardroom...
10 facts about David Moyes
- Saturday, 31st July 2021
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes is entering his third season with West Ham United. We've already gotten to know the Scottish manager pretty well, but there are still things to reveal about him. The following ten facts about David Moyes may surprise you.
Start as we mean to go on: Why the first three games of the new season could decide West Ham's fate
- Saturday, 31st July 2021
- Allan Cummings
You would think that if you make no major signings in the transfer window, but don't lose anybody either, then you should enjoy a similar season to that just gone.
Is It a Bad Idea to Create Your Site on Website Builders?
- Saturday, 31st July 2021
- Allan Cummings
For any company, business or brand, an online presence is a must. For a venture to have the best possible chance of succeeding, it needs to have some space on the internet. In other words, it should have a website.
How to Run a Bitcoin Full Node?
- Saturday, 31st July 2021
- Allan Cummings
Investing in Bitcoin has become the new “in” thing for investors, with many choosing Bitcoin over other investment options, and for good reason.
Anybody but GSB? It's make your mind up time
- Thursday, 29th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
We need to have a debate about what sort of new ownership we really want, don't we? And it's all come in a bit of a rush.
Once in a lifetime: same as it ever was
- Wednesday, 28th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
Once in a lifetime - that's what this summer should have been. Or is it just going to be as it ever was in every summer or transfer window we can recall?
Premier League betting: Will West Ham build on last season's success?
- Tuesday, 27th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United enjoyed a thrilling 2020/21 campaign, with the Hammers going painfully close to securing a top-four finish in the Premier League and a spot in the UEFA Champions League. Despite being written off by most supposed experts, the team from Stratford pushed the top names hard before dropping off the pace during a tense finish.
Ajax, Milan or even West Ham? 20 best new kits
- Monday, 26th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's that time of year when football clubs release their new shirts for the coming season.
Digital disgrace: A ticket to ridicule
- Monday, 19th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
It didn't take long, did it, for the smelly stuff to hit the fan over season tickets as the panto season comes early to downtown Stratford.
The Pellegrini disaster
- Tuesday, 13th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
Another one gone, more millions thrown down the drain, the Pellegrini legacy continues to hang over West Ham United.
Southgate, you're the one
- Sunday, 11th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
First off, a declaration. I'm Irish. I've lived in London for 30 years so am happy to be classified as a Londoner if asked but I was born and bred in Ireland. That's for context as I'll be discussing my relationship with the England football team in general, but more specifically the recent changes led by Gareth Southgate.
Three Signings to Make West Ham Challenge for Europa League Glory
- Sunday, 11th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
The Euro 2020 finals are here and whilst they’ve been entertaining for fans, they’ve also helped clubs looking to bolster their squads as many players have proven they have what it takes to compete under pressure at the highest stage.
Why Should You Get a VPN?
- Friday, 9th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
Over the past decade, VPNs have grown in popularity from a niche tool to a must-have service for many internet users.
Rice Should Make Team of the Euros
- Friday, 9th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
It really has been a European Championship to remember for West Ham star Declan Rice. After a strong Premier League season, Rice has come on leaps and bounds at Euro 2020 and would be firmly in contention for a team of the tournament.
On the brink of history
- Tuesday, 6th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
This should be all about Declan Rice, his football, his journey to the brink of history, the kid who we have watched move from boy to man as he has driven West Ham into Europe.
Who England’s penalty takers should be if Euro 2020 showdown with Germany goes all the way
- Monday, 5th July 2021
- Allan Cummings
England's spot-kick record is nothing to write home about, with one particular defeat haunting current manager Gareth Southgate. Twenty-five years ago, at Euro 96, a young and inexperienced Gareth saw his penalty saved by Germany’s goalkeeper. Then, Andreas Kopke broke English hearts in the penalty shootout at the semi finals with a block
Football, bloody hell!
- Wednesday, 30th June 2021
- Allan Cummings
There are times when football just can't help itself. It changes lives, it changes perceptions, it changes a whole nation's mood. And as of about 7pm on Tuesday, it just about killed the myth that Declan Rice wasn't good enough for England.
Euro 2020 Hammers to Stay or Go This Summer
- Wednesday, 23rd June 2021
- Allan Cummings
The Euros are turning into a showcase for the West Ham squad, with many Hammers players wowing the continent with the skills and abilities that their faithful club fans always knew they had in their lockers.
It's Official, David Moyes Extends His Three-Year Contract with West Ham!
- Wednesday, 23rd June 2021
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes has extended his contract with West Ham. He will have led his club to sixth place in the Premier League. His contract stipulates that he will be engaged with the club until 2024.
What Do West Ham Need To Compete In Europe?
- Monday, 21st June 2021
- Allan Cummings
Going into any new competition for the first time in many years can be quite a daunting prospect, not least if the club involved doesn't have the best team it can for the job. If West Ham want to compete in Europe properly, they might need some new additions to the team just to take them to the next level.
The Premier League Extends Its Current TV Deal: How has Sports Broadcasting Changed Since the Inaugural 1992 Season?
- Thursday, 17th June 2021
- Allan Cummings
Football has changed a lot since the inaugural Premier League season in 1992. Arguably, it was the formation of this league that altered the understanding and expectation of what football was and could be as entertainment.
England’s Prospects at EURO 2020
- Thursday, 10th June 2021
- Allan Cummings
England is one of the biggest favourites for winning the EURO 2020. The semi finalists of the last World Cup in Russia have high hopes for this tournament as well as the entire nation.
Gangsters, corruption and transfer windows
- Wednesday, 9th June 2021
- Allan Cummings
Let's go round again: here it is, another long-awaited transfer window. I just can't wait, can you?
Best West Ham United players ever
- Tuesday, 8th June 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have had a Premier League campaign to remember under David Moyes and one that will have brought back some of the better memories that fans of this historic football club had once been able to enjoy a long time ago.
Profoundly depressed by diaspora
- Monday, 31st May 2021
- Allan Cummings
I cannot claim to be part of the West Ham community, in the sense of it comprising working-class people, with an East End background (even if they now live outside London), for whom West Ham games at the Boleyn were bound up with the people they sat next to, the pubs they drank at, even the places where they got their pie-and-mash.
Don't Look Back in Anger
- Monday, 31st May 2021
- Allan Cummings
It would appear that Spurs have looked down the road at their more successful neighbours (that's West Ham United in case you were in any doubt) and decided "if it's good enough for them, why don't we give it a go?" They say never go back, but it does look like 'Poch' will likely be giving it another turnaround in N17 next year.
Just a perfect day
- Tuesday, 25th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
We've had the agony of the Great Escape, now we've had the ecstasy of the Greatest Last Day - and I know what I prefer.
How to avoid getting it wrong again
- Monday, 24th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
A long hard season ends. West Ham United have qualified for European competition and have a side to be proud of. A series of stirring results against all predictions have catapulted the club into Thursday night trips to the likes of Rome, Baku, Prague and Marseille.
West Ham United vs Southampton
- Friday, 21st May 2021
- Allan Cummings
And so another season comes to a close and it's time for the final Preview Percy, er, well preview of the season. If you have been affected by any of the issues caused by reading his 'work' there are probably some organisations out there who can help. Before you go and talk to them, here's his look at Sunday's visit of Southampton, which seems to have been brought to you by the Tristan da Cunha Tourist Board...
Wolves, and the NBA: Should West Ham Invest in an Esports and Gaming Representation?
- Friday, 21st May 2021
- Allan Cummings
Esports teams with club backing are becoming more popular. Could this be a direction we see West Ham heading in soon? Find out here.
What Can We Do to Support Women’s Football?
- Friday, 21st May 2021
- Allan Cummings
Women’s football, despite being every bit as exciting as men’s football, draws in far smaller viewing figures. As well as (or because of) this unfortunate fact, the women’s game also receives much less financial investment into it. In comparison to men’s football, the sport is hardly ever broadcast on TV, especially terrestrial TV!
Is this season just a blip?
- Thursday, 20th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
It has been a long time since I last wrote anything about West Ham United and submitted it to KUMB for publication.
West Bromwich Albion vs West Ham United
- Wednesday, 19th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
With rules relaxed it's probably fair to say that there hasn't been that much of a rush to hug Preview Percy. Here's his look at Wednesday's visit to West Brom...
A beginner's guide to sports betting
- Saturday, 15th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
The irrefutable love that people have preserved in hearts for years is gradually turning into a million-dollar business.
Brighton & Hove Albion West Ham United
- Friday, 14th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy gets all philosophical on us as he looks at this weekend's trip to Brighton...
Just how bad is our financial crisis?
- Wednesday, 12th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
It takes a little time, but eventually the nightmare jigsaw of West Ham's finances fits into place, piece by painful piece.
They think it's all over: well not quite yet
- Tuesday, 11th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
Yes, I still believe West Ham are good enough to qualify for Europe. We have not been out of the top five since the end of January. We damned well deserve it.
West Ham United v Everton
- Saturday, 8th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was actually seen smiling and repeating the word "splendid" while he was watching the Burnley match the other night. We called a doctor to be on the safe side but thankfully he couldn't find anything right. Here's his look at the visit of Everton on Sunday...
Buy my club, tuppence a bag
- Thursday, 6th May 2021
- Allan Cummings
'What do you want?' 'New owners.' 'When do you want them?' 'Now.' 'Who do you want?' 'Er, can we come back to you on that?'
Burnley v West Ham United
- Sunday, 2nd May 2021
- Allan Cummings
I'm sure we don't need to tell you what Preview Percy thought about that refereeing decision last week but should you have any doubts he gives it his usual considered review below. We also have Burnley on Monday night and they might also get a mention...
Just how much do they hate us?
- Wednesday, 28th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Now if you'd have told me a few weeks back that there was no corruption in football and that politicians went into public service to feed the poor rather than purchase gold wallpaper, I'd have gone along with that.
Always against all odds
- Tuesday, 27th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
When reality bites, it can be very painful. The home truths of the past few months come flooding in to finally engulf a heroic battle against the odds.
The Mobile Casino Just For You
- Monday, 26th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
As we move through 2021 many of us would agree that 2020 was unlike any year we have known with many of us turning online to work and find our entertainment. This increased online traffic has resulted in many new sites appearing on our screen on a daily basis, unfortunately not all are as of high quality as each other.
Why Champions League qualification means so much more to the Hammers
- Monday, 26th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Qualifying for the Champions League is almost the pinnacle of the season for most clubs.
Why do football students need to write essays about sports
- Monday, 26th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Writing essays on different topics is not an easy thing to do, especially if you are not used to doing this frequently.
Antisocial Media
- Sunday, 25th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Back in the day, and prior to the twin evils of curry and sloth that appear to have taken over both life and waistline, I used to play a reasonable standard of football. Yeah... ha ha ha! Bury and District Division One was the best standard available that didn't rely on any organised midweek training.
Facts are meaningless
- Saturday, 24th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
"Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true" - Homer Simpson
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Friday, 23rd April 2021
- Allan Cummings
As you might expect Preview Percy has a few words to say about the proposed so-called "Super" League. Oh there may be something about Chelsea in there as well...
Memories of our youth
- Friday, 23rd April 2021
- Allan Cummings
So who was the first West Ham player to win a World Cup winners medal? And before you all shout, it wasn't any of the usual subjects.
They think it's all over...
- Wednesday, 21st April 2021
- Allan Cummings
You would hope that this is the end of corrupt, scheming billionaires and the evil spectre of the European Super League. You'll be lucky.
The first day of the rest of our lives
- Tuesday, 20th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Hey folks, long time no see. Been up to much?
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Friday, 16th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is as annoyed about missing his trip to Newcastle as that city is pleased he can't make the trip. Here are his thoughts on this weekend's trip as Saudi Arabia gets added to an ever increasing list of countries he has annoyed...
It's about more than Jesse Lingard
- Tuesday, 13th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's much much more than just the Jesse Lingard show, this amazing season West Ham are thrusting into the nation's conscience.
Out with the old, in with the new
- Tuesday, 13th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Before West Ham United's stunning victory against Leicester City this weekend, a minute's silence was observed to mark the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. Immediately following this, the now-familiar "taking a knee" to show support for the movement for increased racial equality was also observed.
West Ham United v Leicester City
- Sunday, 11th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has survived the unseasonably bitter snap and has kept warm by putting together this look at Sunday's visit of Leicester. Nex time we'll just buy him a blanket...
Creating claret and blue royalty
- Thursday, 8th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Legends come in all shapes and sizes. Legendary teams likewise. It depends on who you are, what you are and what means most for a multitude of reasons.
Developing Champions: Wrestlemania to the Premier League
- Thursday, 8th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
From WrestleMania to the Premier League, developing young talent into world class entertainers and champions is an incredibly important foundation of success for WWE and every elite football team.
Wolverhampton Wanderers v West Ham United
- Monday, 5th April 2021
- Allan Cummings
Happy Easter are just two of the words that Preview Percy won't have used in his look at the Bank Holiday trip to Wolverhampton. Let's face it, he would rather have not been going somewhere a bit nicer than the Midlands - not staying in the New Forest for Southampton, perhaps. Or maybe not enjoying a tub of whelks down at Brighton. Instead, he will be stuck indoors trying to remember what the local beer was like in Wolverhampton. It's a hard life...
We are not, we're not really here
- Monday, 22nd March 2021
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes has never said we were going to be in Europe, he has never over-promised or given the slightest false hopes.
Give me time - and I'll give you a club to be proud of
- Sunday, 21st March 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's probably not too far-fetched to suggest David Moyes' reputation was in the gutter when he was asked to return to West Ham United for a second spell following the dismissal of Manuel Pellegrini in December 2019.
A game that will be won in midfield
- Sunday, 21st March 2021
- Allan Cummings
21 March 2021. West Ham United return to the London Stadium, having taken a second trip to Manchester in the last month having returned empty-handed once again.
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Saturday, 20th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that Preview Percy is not a fan of charity. In fact the one he dislikes most is Comic Relief. Having said that he would like to let it be known that Tottenham's contributions to that particular cause have been much appreciated this week. Here's his look at the visit to the Olympic Stadium of their neighbours Arsenal...
Benefits of Choosing an Online Casino
- Friday, 19th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
Online casinos, also called virtual casinos or virtual online casinos, are online versions. Online gambling is becoming a very popular way of gambling nowadays.
Helpful Tips for Trading Bitcoin
- Friday, 19th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
Many people want to trade or invest in Bitcoin but don't know how or where to start. This cryptocurrency has been around since 2009. People use it as an investment or to pay for goods and items. Both local and online stores accept Bitcoin.
Understanding Bitcoin and How It Works
- Friday, 19th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
Experts describe Bitcoin as a decentralized cryptocurrency or digital currency. It's a form of virtual money that employs peer-to-peer technology to allow people and businesses to make instant payments.
5 Most Demanding Jobs of 2021
- Friday, 19th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
The entire 2020 urged us to do new things and things that we might not have even thought of doing ever in our lives.
Strakosha still linked despite Fabianski contract
- Tuesday, 16th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
The ball is in our court
- Sunday, 14th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
On Sunday 14 March, West Ham United travel to Old Trafford for what could prove to be a very decisive game in the Hammers successful season so far.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Sunday, 14th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's time for an insightful and intelligent look at our forthcoming trip to Old Trafford. When we have one we’ll let you know. Meanwhile, here's Preview Percy...
Not to be sniffed at
- Wednesday, 10th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
It was an interesting performance against Leeds, and one I guess that I had been hoping West Ham would have for years, in the sense of getting the result, despite the performance.
This time next year we'll be... well, that's anyone's guess
- Wednesday, 10th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
I really have tried to be a grown up about this, but West Ham's eagerly-awaited accounts is a wonderful opportunity too obvious to miss. Sorry in advance.
The messiest of clean sheets
- Wednesday, 10th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
What an evening that turned out to be. West Ham United beat Leeds United 2-0, but as anticipated, that could've been anyone's game. The Hammers move up to fifth, nicely housed with a game in hand on their rivals above them, and able to approach our next two difficult games without any fear.
Smiles better
- Tuesday, 9th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
You can tell West Ham fans these days by the silly smile on their faces, not the frozen grimace we are normally used to at this stage of a season.
Inconsistent, gung-ho but dangerous
- Monday, 8th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
On Monday, 8 March, West Ham United prepare to take on Marcelo Bielsa's Leeds United in a game that could see the Hammers rise back into the Premier League's top five, having slipped from fourth to seventh since their last outing.
West Ham United v Leeds United
- Monday, 8th March 2021
- Allan Cummings
We were speechless when we heard the identity of the referee for the forthcoming match against Leeds United. Unsurprisingly Preview Percy wasn't...
Lockdown: what have we learned?
- Tuesday, 2nd March 2021
- Allan Cummings
With the news of 'Lockdown' coming to an end, fans are poised to return to football if not this season, then certainly for the next. What have we learnt about this exile from the game?
West Ham fans nicknames and how they got it
- Tuesday, 2nd March 2021
- Allan Cummings
The use of nicknames could be traced back to when humans developed the ability to speak.
Glenn Roeder and me: A personal account from an admirer
- Monday, 1st March 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's 2000-01 season started with some promise following fifth and ninth place finishes the previous two terms but petered out badly as league form was sacrificed for an FA Cup run that ended at home to Spurs with a sixth-round defeat.
Can the Hammers hold onto the Champions League spot?
- Monday, 1st March 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United currently occupies the lofty position of fourth place in the 2020-21 Premier League table and on course for their first-ever appearance in the Champions League. Can David Moyes' heroes hold onto the fourth spot with a dozen games remaining?
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Ever wanted Preview Percy's views on a seminal 1970's sitcom? Look within. Want to know what he thinks about this weekend's trip to Man City? Well if you look hard enough, he might mention it...
No European bonuses for the Hammers
- Thursday, 25th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have not been as good as their current form in a long time. They are currently sitting at number four on the EPL table (as at the fourth week of February).
Change now, or we'll push for change
- Wednesday, 24th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United are currently sitting fourth in the Premier League with a manager who they have already sacked once and with a playing squad who have no right to be where they are.
The Most Famous Soccer Players Who Started Their Careers as Immigrants in the UK
- Wednesday, 24th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Soccer players tend to migrate to different countries depending on the teams they join. Some of the notable ones today are Christiano Ronaldo, who moved from Real Madrid to Juventus (Spain to Italy) and Bale from Tottenham Hotspur to Real Madrid (the UK to Spain).
The miracle of lockdown
- Wednesday, 24th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's a year this coming weekend since the gates of the London Stadium were locked and bolted. How many of us even considered we would be in a Champions League qualification spot 12 months later?
No redemption for the damned
- Tuesday, 23rd February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Many supporters are hostile to the question of whether the current board can ever redeem themselves in the eyes of the fanbase, as in their minds it creates a binary where you would be subtly compelled to support the current administration in the event the club took a different direction and on a consistent basis.
Declan Rice: Will he stay or will he go?
- Tuesday, 23rd February 2021
- Allan Cummings
It has long been my personal belief that Declan Rice will be the next England captain to lift the World Cup.
When Was the Last Time Liverpool Won the Premier League?
- Monday, 22nd February 2021
- Allan Cummings
English football, or soccer as we know it, has over a hundred leagues and is home to thousands of teams. Each team moves between ranks depending on their win/loss records, enabling smaller clubs to potentially climb from smaller regional leagues to the esteemed Premier League.
Wake up and smell the coffee
- Monday, 22nd February 2021
- Allan Cummings
I was delighted with the win against Tottenham, but I don't actually think that was one of our better performances of late if truth be told.
Mythbusters: having no fans helps West Ham
- Saturday, 20th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
In the pursuit of a decent storyline, the average football fan hears a few tall tales over the course of a season.
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Saturday, 20th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy had his first Covid jab this week. You might have thought that the 48 hours of 'flu-like symptoms' that followed might have meant him having to give it a miss this week. Sadly not, as this, his look at the visit of Tottenham to the London Stadium confirms...
Old wind-ups are the best, Jose!
- Friday, 19th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Now you shouldn't allow yourself to get wound-up, should you. Certainly not by that greying old campaigner Jose Mourinho.
Should West Ham sign Lingard permanently?
- Thursday, 18th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Is it true that Jesse Lingard will be playing for West Ham next season?
Europe or bust: it's about time
- Tuesday, 16th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Great feeling, wasn't it? Fourth in the Premier League and a Champions League qualification spot, as David Moyes' remarkable side continue to confound the doubters. Europe here we come.
West Ham United v Sheffield United
- Monday, 15th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
After two games every few days over the last couple of weeksPreview Percy has had a few days break from preview writing. He's back, and, well, much the same really. Unfortunately. Here's his look at the visit of Sheffield United on Monday night...
Fulham v West Ham - Tomas Soucek sent off late
- Sunday, 14th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Both teams came into this match with big things to gain. Neither will be satisfied with how it turned out.
Hammers eyeing summer transfer swoops
- Friday, 12th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
French media reports suggest Premier League side West Ham are interested in a free transfer move for fast defender Pape Alioune Ndiaye, to beef up their defence next season.
When reality strikes hard
- Thursday, 11th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
The dust has settled, we've been beaten in the FA Cup by a club ranked third richest in the world, but still all the old wounds have been opened, the same arguments that continue to split our fan base.
Teenage kicks
- Wednesday, 10th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
In alternative circumstances the saddest sight at Old Trafford on Tuesday may have been watching Angelo Ogbonna limp back to the changing rooms having played for just 16 minutes, or Scott McTominay scoring the goal that would ultimately condemn West Ham to an FA Cup exit.
How to start your professional football career at WHUFC while studying at college
- Wednesday, 10th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
There is a good reason why football is “the most important of the less important things in the world”. Even the most indifferent person will admit at some point, that this game has the power to bring many devoted sports lovers together around magic, performed by the world's most famous football players.
How Your Translations Can Help Your Team to Increase Its Fanbase
- Tuesday, 9th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
In the modern highly globalized and interconnected world nearly anything can be turned into not just business but rather highly successful international business.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Monday, 8th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Peview Percy looks at our midweek trip to Old Trafford. Wonder if he will say anything about refereeing..?
How Have West Ham Managed to Turn Around Their Season in 2021?
- Friday, 5th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Like any good football manager David Moyes celebrates when his team does well but looks to make changes when they are not playing up to scratch.
Lifestyle Habits to Learn from Successful Football Players
- Friday, 5th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
The habits we create affect all elements of our lives. Positive ones can create health and success, while bad ones can lead to discontent, exhaustion, and turmoil.
Fulham v West Ham United
- Friday, 5th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at this weekend's trip to Fulham. It was going so well until he found out who the ref is...
No credit where it is due for West Ham
- Thursday, 4th February 2021
- Allan Cummings
We should all be used to it by now. The fact that we are somehow invisible or that we are trapped in some sort of stereotypical world that has been created over decades.
Declan Rice and his future a sign of the times in modern day football
- Wednesday, 3rd February 2021
- Allan Cummings
As one of the most historic and illustrious clubs in English football, West Ham have an honours list to match any football institution in the world.
Aston Villa v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 3rd February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy on Villa. Look we WOULD furlough him if we could. Honest...
Another opportunity missed
- Tuesday, 2nd February 2021
- Allan Cummings
If you had to pick a season where a club like West Ham United might stand a chance of challenging for a European spot, then you probably couldn't ask for a better season than this one.
5 Most Famous Irish Sports Teams
- Monday, 1st February 2021
- Allan Cummings
Sports are an integral part of Irish culture, and more than half of the population consumes some sports activity at least once a week. Therefore, it isn't surprising that numerous teams became famous in their particular sports.
What do they want?
- Saturday, 30th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
With their rag tag bunch of cast-offs, stalwarts, Czech bargains and converted strikers, West Ham United find themselves in the quite surreal position of fifth place just past the halfway point of the behind-closed-doors Premier League season.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Saturday, 30th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
Liverpool. They've got injuries. They're not as good as they were last season. There you go - you no longer have to read Preview Percy's look at their visit at the weekend. But if you insist...
A brave new world, a triumph for the fans
- Friday, 29th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
It had been a long time coming, but it is hard not to see the brave new world West Ham United have stepped tentatively into as a triumph for the fans.
Now you've got to believe us
- Friday, 29th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's been a pretty good week, hasn't it? Just for a while maybe we are discovering how the big boys feel all the time.
West Ham consider Moyes' contract position
- Monday, 25th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham secured an expected victory over League One club Doncaster Rovers to set up an all Premier League FA Cup fifth-round clash against Manchester United who knocked out Liverpool on Sunday night.
Tips to Make Really Good Profits with Bitcoin Trading
- Monday, 25th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
If you are in search of the best ways online to make huge profits with bitcoin trading, then there's no doubt you are standing in the right place.
How Can Small Business Grow Using Bitcoin?
- Monday, 25th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
Well, the majority of the small businesses want good growth. Among them, all some know about the importance of bitcoin, and for all those who don't know about it, it's crucial to know how bitcoin can help their business is growing.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Monday, 25th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
We are often asked why Preview Percy seems to have such a downer on Croydon of all places. Well we can think of two valid reasons: 1) The former Mrs Percy came from Croydon and he has never forgiven them; and 2) he's been there. So if you have any fondness for that part of the world we advise skipping his following look at the trip to Crystal Palace and perhaps go and read an improving book instead...
Give us a reason to dream
- Sunday, 24th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
It must surely be about time that it is officially ok to be proud of our team, our manager, and to allow ourselves to be excited and to dream.
West Ham United v Doncaster Rovers
- Friday, 22nd January 2021
- Allan Cummings
While we scour Preview Percy's contract to see if there is any third party influence that would stop him from appearing each week, here is his look at the visit of Doncaster Rovers...
The 50 best games of the Premier League Era (10-1)
- Thursday, 21st January 2021
- Allan Cummings
A couple of years ago I attempted to rank the best 50 West Ham players of all time, and ended up in more arguments about Yossi Benayoun than I expected. With that task behind me I decided that the time was ripe to spend my lockdown summer pondering the best matches I've seen as a West Ham fan...
The 50 best games of the Premier League Era (20-11)
- Thursday, 21st January 2021
- Allan Cummings
A couple of years ago I attempted to rank the best 50 West Ham players of all time, and ended up in more arguments about Yossi Benayoun than I expected. With that task behind me I decided that the time was ripe to spend my lockdown summer pondering the best matches I've seen as a West Ham fan...
The 50 best games of the Premier League Era (30-21)
- Thursday, 21st January 2021
- Allan Cummings
A couple of years ago I attempted to rank the best 50 West Ham players of all time, and ended up in more arguments about Yossi Benayoun than I expected. With that task behind me I decided that the time was ripe to spend my lockdown summer pondering the best matches I've seen as a West Ham fan...
The 50 best games of the Premier League Era (40-31)
- Thursday, 21st January 2021
- Allan Cummings
A couple of years ago I attempted to rank the best 50 West Ham players of all time, and ended up in more arguments about Yossi Benayoun than I expected. With that task behind me I decided that the time was ripe to spend my lockdown summer pondering the best matches I've seen as a West Ham fan...
The 50 best games of the Premier League Era (50-41)
- Thursday, 21st January 2021
- Allan Cummings
A couple of years ago I attempted to rank the best 50 West Ham players of all time, and ended up in more arguments about Yossi Benayoun than I expected.
Best Sports Movies and Shows Available on Netflix
- Wednesday, 20th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
Sports movies are much more than just movies about athletes or sports.
David Moyes: West Ham not ready to sign players
- Monday, 18th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham head coach David Moyes claimed that both himself and the club were not expecting to part ways with Sebastien Haller in the January winter transfer, also confirming that the club is not ready to sign new players to the team.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Monday, 18th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
We have no idea how long the current lockdown will last, obviously. However we would be grateful if you could refrain from telling Preview Percy when it does end. Here's his look at the visit of Sam Allardyce's West Bromwich Albion on Tuesday evening...
Four more of the best Hammers of all time
- Friday, 15th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s legacy has been secured over the years by the various players that have sported its now-iconic jersey.
West Ham United v Burnley
- Friday, 15th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
I suppose we can be grateful that Preview Percy didn't make the trip to Stockport - he'd have only returned with a cold and spent the next couple of thousand words moaning about it. Instead he will spend the next couple of thousand words moaning about something else. Like this weekend's visit of Burnley, for example...
Four of the best Hammers of all time
- Thursday, 14th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
West Ham has had an exciting 125-year history that has included notable wins such as their FA cup wins in 1964, 1975, and 1980. They have also spent 63 of 95 league seasons in the top tier of the league table.
Why Billy Bonds is a Legend
- Wednesday, 13th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
Many West Ham players have come and gone over the years but few have left quite a mark like Billy Bonds. The Hammer has had a stand named after him in Upton Park and is considered one of the best to ever wear the West Ham jersey, but why?
Gone, but not likely to be forgotten
- Monday, 11th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
So he's gone; Sebastian Haller will now be wearing the iconic shirt of Ajax from now on. But you can bet that's not the last time we hear his name.
Stockport County v West Ham United
- Monday, 11th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's early January so time for the FA Cup 3rd Round. Preview Percy takes a look at the trip to Stockport, and, while he is at it, criticizes players for holding parties during lockdown. And not just because he wasn't invited...
End of an era: An ode to Snoddy
- Friday, 8th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
With the news of his departure now confirmed, I found myself wanting to write something that justifies my appreciation for one of the more underrated and unheralded modern day West Ham players.
Four days that summed up Sam at West Ham
- Thursday, 7th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
In an article about Dennis Bergkamp's career-defining goal against Argentina in 1998, Rob Smyth summarised that 'adulthood is what happens when you're busy making compromises on your youthful ideals'.
Times change but Dowie pain remains
- Thursday, 7th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's not going to go away, is it? The constant references to that horrible Iain Dowie own goal the last time we set foot in Stockport.
Longest odds in football
- Wednesday, 6th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
The typical questions that come into everybody's minds are what the odds of winning the lottery are? How am I going to do it? How much money was won in the lottery in previous years? And what If I win? How am I going to spend the money?
West Ham United January transfer plans
- Wednesday, 6th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
Speculation has already been growing considerably over the transfer plans of West Ham United this January.
A few more bricks in the wall
- Monday, 4th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
It's too easy to be cynical or unconvinced when things start going right for West Ham. This is my 62nd year following this great club of ours, so I have some experience of false dawns.
How do you solve a problem like Moyesiah?
- Monday, 4th January 2021
- Allan Cummings
One year into his return as manager is David Moyes a board lackey who represents everything wrong with West Ham United in its current guise, or is he actually the best we can get under atrocious owners? The answer probably lies somewhere in between...
Everton v West Ham United
- Thursday, 31st December 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's time for Preview Percy's first preview of 2021. As with everything else in life let's hope things get better in the following 12 months as he takes a look at the New Year's Day trip to Everton...
The man who wants to change West Ham
- Thursday, 31st December 2020
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes took it on the chin, admitted he was wrong and just got on with business. That being to change once and for all the image of West Ham outside the Hammers' bubble.
Southampton v West Ham United
- Monday, 28th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that Preview Percy has never been one to go much on the whole 'peace and goodwill to all men' thing at the best of times. Even less so when referees are involved. He may have a point. Here's his look at the forthcoming visit to Southampton...
West Ham United v Brighton & Hove Albion
- Thursday, 24th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
This week as he looks forward to the visit of Brighton and Hove Albion, Preview Percy dabbles in quantum mechanics to explain why Soucek and Noble in midfield didn't really work the other night. Not many previews do that. With very good reason, as you will soon discover...
The Liverpools of lower league – a round-up of the top of the other tables
- Wednesday, 23rd December 2020
- Allan Cummings
Nobody knows the top of the Premier League table better than a Liverpool fan. They spent pretty much every week at the top last season, and they’ve had a similar residency at the start of this season as well.
Hammers and their Hobbies
- Wednesday, 23rd December 2020
- Allan Cummings
With its multi-million-pound endorsement deals, international travel and the promise of superstardom, the life of a professional footballer can seem like one of the most glamourous professions around.
Five Football Betting Strategies to Try with Your Next Bet on the Hammers
- Wednesday, 23rd December 2020
- Allan Cummings
So, you want to place a winning bet on your favourite team, West Ham. What makes this difficult is the fact the Hammers are somewhat unpredictable, and it is this uncertainty that could see your bet crash and burn before the full 90-minutes are up.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Sunday, 20th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
If pushed, Preview Percy will actually admit to missing the appearance of carol singers this year.
Bitcoin – Avail of some outstanding benefits!
- Sunday, 20th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
The Internet has changed our lives forever as it has shifted most of our daily activities over the Internet, such as shopping, banking, communication, etc. Now currency has also shifted online and has turned into virtual currency better known as cryptocurrency. When it comes to cryptocurrency, bitcoin is the first name that comes to mind.
Why was Bobby Moore treated so badly?
- Friday, 18th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
After England won the World Cup in 1966, leading figures at the FA were knighted for their efforts. Alf Ramsey, the manager was knighted in 1967.
Hammers' high hopes
- Wednesday, 16th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
The appointment of David Moyes was maligned by many Hammers fans, but this season the tides may well have changed in east London as The Irons have impressed and find themselves in the top half of the table.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Wednesday, 16th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's time for Preview Percy’s look at Wednesday's visit of Crystal Palace. As ever, should you live in, or indeed have any affiliation with the London Borough of Croydon it might be best to give this one a miss...
Is Declan Rice a lost cause for West Ham?
- Monday, 14th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham is a club that's well-known for bringing through superstars. From Rio Ferdinand to Frank Lampard, Joe Cole and Jermaine Defoe, the Hammers are never usually without talent. However, the cupboards have been quite bare of late, with the apparent exception of Declan Rice.
The most painful exits in West Ham's history
- Monday, 14th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
Welcoming a new teammate is always a joy for players and fans alike. It's a mix of anticipation and excitement with a bit of anxiety about how the addition of a new pair of feet, a new playstyle, and a new personality will change the team's performance on the turf.
Time to show some ambition
- Saturday, 12th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
One of those mornings, eh, when you wake up and know West Ham can't ruin your weekend with, to be fair, the sort of catastrophe not common under David Moyes these days.
Has David Moyes won over the supporters at West Ham?
- Friday, 11th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
There is no doubt that when David Moyes was appointed West Ham manager for the second time in his career, replacing Manuel Pellegrini last year, there was a large part of the Hammers support base disappointed in the decision.
Recalcitrant and rebellious
- Thursday, 10th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
Bobby Moore is often portrayed as the perfect England captain.
Leeds United v West Ham United
- Thursday, 10th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
Usually at this time of year Preview Percy ventures into town to point at the Christmas Tree in Trafalgar Square and harumph about how scrawny it looks 'compared to last year's'.
11 games in: time to take stock?
- Wednesday, 9th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
So, eleven games into the season and West Ham United sit eighth in the Premier League with 17 points accrued so far. Considering what I thought the season held in store this has to be considered a very good position.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Friday, 4th December 2020
- Allan Cummings
The good news is that 2,000 supporters will be in the stadium for our next game. The even better news is that, in the event that Preview Percy is lucky enough to get a ticket, the social distancing rules will mean no poor beggar will actually have to sit next to him. Here's his look at Manchester United. And everything else that is getting on his goat...
Ernie: longest serving 'keeper in the east
- Thursday, 3rd December 2020
- Allan Cummings
When I first went to Upton Park the West Ham goalkeeper was Ernie Gregory. He was one of the longest-serving figures in West Ham United's 125-year history.
The case for David Moyes
- Wednesday, 2nd December 2020
- Allan Cummings
It has been claimed that West Ham have opened talks with David Moyes over a new long term contract, with his current deal ending next summer.
An irrational hatred of West Ham
- Wednesday, 2nd December 2020
- Allan Cummings
He can’t disguise it, can he? All that Scouse squeaking and ranting. But just why does Jamie Carragher dislike West Ham United so much?
West Ham United v Aston Villa
- Sunday, 29th November 2020
- Allan Cummings
Welcome to the utterings of the one person in the world who thinks Haller's goal celebrations are too extravagant as Preview Percy takes a look at Monday night's visit of Aston Villa...
Sheffield United v West Ham United
- Friday, 20th November 2020
- Allan Cummings
The main advantage of international fixtures is that they give us all a break from Preview Percy. Sadly, all good things must come to an end so here is the grumpy one's look at Sunday's trip to Bramall Lane...
The best player England never had
- Friday, 13th November 2020
- Allan Cummings
When I began supporting West Ham there was one player that just rubbed me the wrong way. I'd recoil at the sight of his name on the team sheet and persistently yell expletives at his inevitable misfired shots over the crossbar. He is now my favourite player.
Wind of change at West Ham
- Monday, 9th November 2020
- Allan Cummings
We might have witnessed the perfect political storm across the pond in the USA at the weekend but in 'lil'old downtown Essex, West Ham are seeing another flurry of the wind of change that is breezing through our football club.
West Ham United v Fulham
- Friday, 6th November 2020
- Allan Cummings
With the country facing lockdown, the Americans managing to mess up a perfectly straightforward election because it has as many as TWO candidates, and Liverpool now entering a record run without winning an honest point we could all do with someone coming along to cheer us all up. While we are waiting here's Preview Percy with his look at Saturday's visit of Fulham...
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Saturday, 31st October 2020
- Allan Cummings
So with the clocks changing last weekend did Preview Percy make good use of the extra hour available to him? Judge for yourself with his look at this weekend's visit to Anfield. (Spoiler alert: no, he didn't make good use of the extra hour)...
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Friday, 23rd October 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has been laughing so much of late the nursing staff at the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered tested his room for nitrous oxide. They didn't find any, obviously.
The PL elite and why I never want to join it
- Thursday, 22nd October 2020
- Allan Cummings
Time was when every football supporter (I hate the term 'fans', it is so American and needy) would want their club to win the league and/or the cup every season.
West Ham: from agony to ecstasy
- Tuesday, 20th October 2020
- Allan Cummings
Wow! And I don't say that lightly or without thought. In fact such is the depth of feeling underlying that small, but oh so expressive, word that I say it again.
Can You Really Make Money From Playing the Lottery?
- Tuesday, 20th October 2020
- Allan Cummings
The short answer is absolutely! You can definitely make some money playing the lottery and that can make it a whole lot of fun for anyone.
Lanzini the legend
- Monday, 19th October 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's why we are West Ham, in fact it's what makes us West Ham. Moments like Manuel Lanzini's memorable goal at Spurs, now part of folklore for ever.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Friday, 16th October 2020
- Allan Cummings
When Preview Percy heard the words 'Project Big Picture' he thought we were buying him a new TV to watch matches on. So not only was he disappointed when this turned out not to be the case, he was doubly annoyed to find out what the project really was. As you will see. Also some stuff about Tottenham...
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- Tuesday, 6th October 2020
- Allan Cummings
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Two swallows? It must be late spring
- Monday, 5th October 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's been a funny old week really hasn't it?
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 3rd October 2020
- Allan Cummings
1990's indie bands, rugby union, Wacky Races and who knows how many other irrelevant cultural references. It must be time for Preview Percy who may or may not also have found time to mention Sunday's trip to Leicester City.
West Ham's disgruntled majority
- Thursday, 1st October 2020
- Allan Cummings
I always try to consider alternative points of view, despite my personal feelings.
An elementary conundrum
- Wednesday, 30th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
Making a sensible and realistic appraisal of West Ham United's place in football generally and among its own supporters right now is a mystery which even Sherlock Holmes may have issues solving.
Everton v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 30th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
As we all know Preview Percy default mode is that of grumpy old man. Which makes him even more unbearable whenever he is in a good mood. So you can imagine what we are having to deal with after Essex's Bob Willis Trophy win and the 4-0 dismantling of Wolves.
Hope for West Ham: an update
- Tuesday, 29th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
After initially being pronounced dead on arrival at the start of the 2020/21 football season 'hope' was given vigorous CPR (the performance against Arsenal) and, to the surprise of all concerned, was coaxed back to life.
The Scotsman's line-up saves Hammers' season
- Tuesday, 29th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
When West Ham's starting line-up was announced before Sunday's match versus the Wolves, fan reactions on Twitter looked to be a Requiem for a Team - a Mass for the souls of the soon-to-be dead.
West Ham United v Wolves
- Saturday, 26th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's test for Covid-19 came back negative despite his not having set foot inside a Premier League stadium (apparently the safest place in the country if a certain Baroness is to be believed) all season. We will issue an updated bulletin on the condition of the poor bloke who had to sneak up on him to stick a swab down his throat as soon as we have any news from the hospital. In the meantime here's the grumpy one's look at Sundays visit of Wolves...
Yankee gold may be the only gig in town for DS
- Friday, 25th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
Oversexed, overpaid and over here... that's how they used to talk about the Yanks back in the day. I'm not sure about the first bit but they are certainly here looking for football clubs to buy - and they have the money.
Son of a train driver, West Ham legend
- Thursday, 24th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
When I first started to go to Upton Park in the 1950s one of the key members of the West Ham team was defensive midfielder, Andy Malcolm.
Buses and the road to nowhere
- Thursday, 24th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
You all know the one about buses, you wait for an hour and three come along at once. Only David Sullivan would be grateful, he needs a whole fleet of them to cope with the amount of people thrown under their wheels in that TalkSport interview.
West Ham United v Hull City
- Tuesday, 22nd September 2020
- Allan Cummings
If we have a message for the refereeing fraternity, it would be that if you did your jobs properly Preview Percy wouldn't go on so much about the facts that you aren't doing your jobs properly. See if you can get things right, preferably starting with the League Cup visit of Hull City...
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
We are keeping Preview Percy busy at the moment while there are two games a week to deal with. It keeps him away from the general population. So, despite all appearances to the contrary, his look at Saturday's trip to Arsenal is sort of a public service really...
Can it possibly get any worse?
- Wednesday, 16th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
I had no intention of writing another piece about West Ham after I was lucky enough to have my first submission to KUMB.com published last week.
West Ham United v Charlton Athletic
- Tuesday, 15th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
If you are looking for a major burst of spontaneous positivity, this week's Preview Percy column is possibly not for you. There again to be fair at the moment, if that's the sort of thing you are looking for you're probably thinking of a different club entirely. Possibly not Charlton Athletic though...
Potential Players for 2020/21 Premier League
- Monday, 14th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
When talking about Premier League players, it’s natural to gravitate towards stars shining in the biggest clubs. As such big names like Cristiano Ronaldo, Paul Scholes, Didier Drogba, and the like are likely to appear. But what about players from the lesser-known clubs who are just as talented?
West Ham’s Potential Summer Transfers
- Monday, 14th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
The summer transfer period is an opportunity for all clubs to make changes in their squad and create a winning team. Naturally, every club hopes it will make the right move, and West Ham United is no different.
Is this the end of the old guard?
- Sunday, 13th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United are approaching a watershed moment, the day that a whole generation have turned their backs on the club.
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Friday, 11th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's that time of the year when supporters up and down the country look with optimism towards the dawning of a new season. There's hope and expectation that this might be the season and that amongst the new arrivals there will be an unexpected gem who will capture the imagination.
The death of hope
- Thursday, 10th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
Let me give you one or two facts about myself to begin with: I am not a native of east London and my love affair with West Ham United began when I was 11 years old. Living in Devon, the London Stadium is the only reason I have been able to become a season ticket holder at West Ham United.
Null points
- Thursday, 10th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
In 2010 West Ham's co-owners David Gold and David Sullivan released a '10 point pledge' on the club's website.
When will I see you again?
- Thursday, 10th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
Another season almost here, can't wait can we? A short, cold summer behind us and once again our owners have taken centre stage. Nothing changes there then.
Virtual Training for Footballers Becoming a Reality
- Wednesday, 9th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
Virtual Reality (VR) technology has impacted our lives in many ways.
Can West Ham Finish In The Top Six This Season?
- Wednesday, 9th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
You could say West Ham have underachieved since the final year at the Boleyn, when Slaven Bilic guided them to a seventh-place finish in the Premier League.
A zombie club with no soul and no purpose
- Sunday, 6th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
"I'm not really the director of football", David Sullivan once stated in an interview with The Guardian back in 2017.
Why I am a West Ham fan
- Sunday, 6th September 2020
- Allan Cummings
My dad took me to my first football game when I was eight-years old. It was Spurs v Arsenal on 10th October 1953.
The board: rotten to the core
- Thursday, 3rd September 2020
- Allan Cummings
Stumbling onto Twitter mid-afternoon on Wednesday, I was certain that the purported sale of Academy graduate Grady Diangana to WBA was fake news.
Moore than just a young player
- Thursday, 3rd September 2020
- Allan Cummings
It really isn't about Grady Diangana.
Top Successful Football Teams of the Decade
- Tuesday, 1st September 2020
- Allan Cummings
While we embark on a new decade, it is only natural to look back at the events of the one being left behind.
Declan Rice: A suitable boy
- Tuesday, 1st September 2020
- Allan Cummings
It was always going to come down to this, wasn't it? On the back of a season from hell and yet another relegation fight, a summer of predictable discontent from West Ham fans and now we are left waiting to see how the future of our golden boy Declan Rice unfolds.
A closer look at the club's financial situation
- Monday, 17th August 2020
- Allan Cummings
There has been lots of discussion about West Ham United's purportedly precarious financial situation recently.
Top 3 WHU Footballers of the 2019-20 season
- Tuesday, 11th August 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United had a fairly mixed season in 2019-20. The team with Manuel Pellegrini at the helm of the affairs, finished 10th in their 2018-19 Premier League campaign, and spent a considerable portion of the 2019 summer to improve their game.
Why David Moyes Could Take West Ham United to the Next Level
- Monday, 3rd August 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United has certainly seen its share of ups and downs in recent times due in no small part to the recent playing restrictions that have been put in place.
West Ham Plagued with Problems On and Off the Field
- Monday, 3rd August 2020
- Allan Cummings
Finishing 16th and avoiding the drop zone were the height of achievements for David Moyes West Ham this season.
Can Antonio Join Hammers Heroes after Four-Goal Haul?
- Monday, 3rd August 2020
- Allan Cummings
You have to go back almost 40 years to find the last West Ham United player who scored four goals in a league game. That was until Michail Antonio put in a ruthless display which relegated Norwich City on their home ground.
The formative matches of my childhood
- Monday, 3rd August 2020
- Allan Cummings
Growing up as a West Ham United fan in Bristol during the 2000s was to actively make yourself a target for playground mockery.
Home is where the heart is - if not for us
- Friday, 31st July 2020
- Allan Cummings
This is not really about West Ham. Well it is and it isn't. It's about Brentford and what you can achieve if you try. And that's why it seriously IS about West Ham.
Option three: About turn, about time
- Wednesday, 29th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's amazing what a bit of fan power can achieve. After enraging West Ham's fan base with a frankly callous season ticket renewal plan, someone somewhere saw a bit of sense. And all power to them. Praise where praise is due and all that.
Who Is Most Affected by Delaying Sporting Events?
- Monday, 27th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
When we look back at 2020, the entire year will no doubt be framed by the unprecedented global coronavirus pandemic. All aspects of our daily lives have been affected by lockdown measures, curfews and the reorganisation of business, entertainment, and socialising.
When Hammers Retire: Ex-West Ham Players with Most Interesting Careers
- Monday, 27th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
For most of us, playing professional football would be the ultimate dream come true. Getting paid a ludicrous amount of money to get to play the game we love is something that we spend a lot of time fantasising about.
West Ham Utd v Aston Villa
- Friday, 24th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
The shock of our getting a spot-kick away at Old Trafford was so profound it nearly cost us the services of Preview Percy . Thankfully (or possibly not depending on your viewpoint) he survived for long enough to submit this, his final preview of the season, covering Sunday's visit of Aston Villa...
Another relegation battle bites the dust
- Thursday, 23rd July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Safe... sounds good, doesn't it? And to achieve that one extra point at Old Trafford so we aren't part of Sky's relegation circus on Sunday was the icing on the cake.
A decade of love from across the pond
- Wednesday, 22nd July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Live sports during the middle of the day? Count me in. That was me at 15, back in high school. It is also me in the workforce today at 26, gearing up for what is thankfully not a must-win game for West Ham at Old Trafford.
Manchester United v West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 21st July 2020
- Allan Cummings
A decent win. Safety almost assured. Preview Percy nearly cheerful? Hmmmm. Here's his look at Wednesday's trip to Old Trafford. You be the judge...
Survival? Credit where credit's due
- Sunday, 19th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Sometimes it's good to just feel happy about the Hammers, to celebrate rather than find fault, to be grateful - yes the right word - for what David Moyes and Mark Noble have done for this club, our club.
Howe to fix the Hammers
- Friday, 17th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Despite having visited RB Leipzig during his hiatus, many could be forgiven for questioning how manager David Moyes and 'The Red Bull model' go together.
West Ham United v Watford
- Thursday, 16th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that the introduction of drinks breaks hasn't met with universal approval with followers of the game. Preview Percy, however, is all in favour. In fact, he had at least half a dozen whilst preparing this look at Fridays visit of Watford. As you can probably tell...
In defence of David Moyes
- Wednesday, 15th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
One of Green Street's great qualities (the place before anybody thinks I am about to endorse one of the worst Cockney accents in the history of film) is its timelessness.
Norwich City v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 10th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has taken time out from moaning about the cricket to moan about the football...
What are chairman Sullivan's thoughts now?
- Friday, 10th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
It was the image of David Sullivan I couldn't get over, as we all watched the unfolding nightmare of the Burnley disaster.
The key, strategic decision Moyes must get right
- Thursday, 9th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
To me, it is totally and utterly clear what happened against Burnley.
West Ham United v Burnley
- Tuesday, 7th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy elected not to visit his local this weekend in case the place was rammed with part-time drinkers. Which meant that the landlord of the Swan & Superinjunction over-ordered by a dozen barrels or so. No doubt he'll do his best to help out over the next few days. In the meantime here is his (relatively) sober look at Wednesday's visit of Burnley.
Is it time to roll the Dyche?
- Sunday, 5th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's hard to write about West Ham these days. You might get an idea about something to discuss; tactics, results, personnel, only for our boys to spring a complete curveball that renders your piece useless.
Newcastle Utd v West Ham Utd
- Saturday, 4th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Despite Wednesday's win Preview Percy is still a bit cheesed off. It seems that his proposed holiday abroad has been cancelled. Nothing to do with the virus - it seems that his Greek village of choice got a petition up. He is also missing out on his annual trip to Newcastle...
Will David Moyes have the last laugh?
- Saturday, 4th July 2020
- Allan Cummings
It didn't take long. First look at the phone the morning after the great night before, celebrating a tremendous double over Chelsea - and the abuse started.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Wednesday, 1st July 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is apparently now allowed out to visit friends. All of whom seemed to be out when he called. Unsurprisingly. Here's his look at the forthcoming visit of Chelsea...
8 Best Colleges and Universities for Professional Athletes
- Wednesday, 24th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
The UK houses some of the world's best universities focusing on athletics and sports. The country's history and innovative education system have helped to create many esteemed institutions.
The night Upton Park shook
- Tuesday, 23rd June 2020
- Allan Cummings
It is often said that supporting a football team, like being in love or life itself, is like riding a rollercoaster. There is some logic to this; rather than become annoyed by events ultimately outside our control, it can be best simply to strap yourself in and enjoy the ride.
Tottenham v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 23rd June 2020
- Allan Cummings
We tried to have Preview Percy declared null and void, all to no avail. Here's his take on the events of the weekend and our trip to Spurs...
Tottenham vs West Ham Utd: A view from the Lane
- Monday, 22nd June 2020
- Allan Cummings
Andy from spursforlife.com shares his thoughts on Tuesday night's derby at White Hart Lane between Spurs and West Ham.
We have all lost something special
- Friday, 19th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
This was never going to be easy to write. It was intended to be a rant about Sky TV and behind-closed-doors matches, the usual sort of nonsense you have to put up with from me.
What Factors to Consider When Choosing Sports Betting Sites
- Thursday, 18th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
There are thousands of betting websites available online and knowing which one will suit you can be tricky.
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
- Thursday, 18th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
Although the easing of lockdown regulations will have, no doubt, come to a welcome relief to many, the down side is that it means that Preview Percy has emerged blinking into the sunlight. Here's his look at Saturday's visit of Wolverhampton Wanderers then...
Four Fixtures That Will Be Pivotal In Survival Bid
- Wednesday, 17th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
The Premier League will officially make its return on the 17th June, and there is still work to be done for West Ham United. The Hammers find themselves locked in a relegation battle and are just outside the relegation places on goal difference.
Who Will Win The Ascot Gold Cup At Royal Ascot 2020?
- Wednesday, 17th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
There were fears that the royal meeting at Ascot would not be taking place this year. However, gamblers will be relieved to hear that the event will be taking place as planned, but without fans for the first time in its history.
Must West Ham do more to keep young stars?
- Monday, 8th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's youth academy has long been the envy of other top-flight clubs, producing some of the finest footballers of a generation.
Can sports bars be a real alternative to stadiums?
- Sunday, 7th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
It is very sad, but we must admit that the current situation in the world almost made us forget how it feels to be in a real stadium.
Don't mention the war: the forgotten final
- Thursday, 4th June 2020
- Allan Cummings
Eighty years ago this month West Ham won their first-ever national trophy at Wembley, the match dubbed 'the forgotten final'.
Putting Your Money On ESports: Is It Really The Next Big Thing?
- Wednesday, 3rd June 2020
- Allan Cummings
Various things make a great bettor. Chief among these qualities is betting wisely and realising the opportunity.
How a VPN Helps Stream Sports Events
- Wednesday, 3rd June 2020
- Allan Cummings
Every dedicated sports fan is fully aware that the internet is swarming with free options for watching the biggest events online. There are various applications available for a wide range of different devices that allow enthusiasts to watch matches and tournaments at no cost.
The Last Dance for football as we know it?
- Sunday, 31st May 2020
- Allan Cummings
First things first: The Last Dance, the story of Michael Jordan's remarkable career, was as good as it gets for quality sports TV during these past painful weeks.
The story of West Ham's maddest season
- Wednesday, 27th May 2020
- Allan Cummings
One of the most stereotypically male traits, alongside leaving the toilet seat up and the inclination towards 'banter' as a means of demonstrating affection, is the desire to list things.
Remembering Carroll's hat-trick against Arsenal
- Monday, 25th May 2020
- Allan Cummings
A common trope in British sitcoms is the evocation of unfulfilled potential.
Should football make a comeback soon?
- Thursday, 21st May 2020
- Allan Cummings
Prime Minister Boris Johnson recently released a 50-page COVID-19 recovery plan for the United Kingdom which includes permission for sporting events to resume games starting June 1. However, the new guidelines would still limit games to take place behind closed doors for broadcast while still maintaining social distance.
West Ham preparing £26m bid for Mexican star
- Monday, 18th May 2020
- Allan Cummings
With the Premier League yet to recommence, clubs have been scouting Europe for potential players to sign ahead of the resumption.
Golden Goal - History and Info on this Soccer Rule
- Friday, 15th May 2020
- Allan Cummings
Introduced back in the 1990s by the soccer governing body FIFA, the golden goal rule came into being with the hope of promoting attacking soccer player during the extra time of football matches.
England youngsters hoping to attend the 2021 Euros
- Friday, 15th May 2020
- Allan Cummings
The decision by UEFA to postpone Euro 2020 until June 2021 is sad news for football fans, who now face a summer of football-less dissatisfaction. However, the silver lining is that a multitude of exciting footballing youngsters hoping to break into the national team has another 12 months to impress.
Get used to football's new 'normal'
- Wednesday, 6th May 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's going to be down to the players, isn't it? To put a stop to this horrendous war of words over how we end this terrible season. Thrown under a bus again, it seems.
Games without grandads
- Tuesday, 21st April 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's taken me a time to get my head around this, a subject I had been dreading, but one I wonder how many other old time West Ham fans had started to contemplate.
Mistakes you Need to Avoid when Betting on Sports
- Tuesday, 21st April 2020
- Allan Cummings
If you make any of these mistakes, then you are almost certainly going to lose out on money.
Big summer ahead for Moyes at West Ham
- Tuesday, 21st April 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United will hopefully head into the next transfer window with their Premier League status guaranteed.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Ten (10-1)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Nine (20-11)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Eight (30-21)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Seven (40-31)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Six (50-41)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Five (60-51)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Four (70-61)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Three (80-71)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part Two (90-81)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
West Ham United's 100 Greatest Moments: Part One (100-91)
- Monday, 20th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments.
In Praise of Carlton Cole
- Friday, 17th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
There are many different ways of getting to know someone. For some, there is no more efficient ice breaker than a trip to the pub and overcoming any initial awkwardness with copious amounts of alcohol. Alternatively, introductions to a group of colleagues centred around 'one interesting fact about yourself' can be more nightmarish than sharing a lift with Katie Hopkins.
Hammers Hope Season Declared Null And Void
- Friday, 17th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
With the footballing world closing around us, one of the few remaining actives league is in Nicaragua and although there may be action taking place in Central America, there is nothing in the way of progress as far as the Premier League is concerned.
Goodbye yellow brick road
- Thursday, 16th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
A very different football landscape awaits us when the game finally escapes the grip of this horrible, deadly virus. And heaven knows when that will be.
Get Football Done - but not at any cost
- Tuesday, 14th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
Another week, 11,000 plus deaths and another frantic stab at fantasy football from the rulers of our national game.
One rule for the rich - and one rule for the rich
- Monday, 6th April 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's got nasty, and it will get nastier still. This embarrassing wrangle about footballers' wages and attempts to force them to take a 30 per cent cut by the Premier League, whose club owners are worth around £80 billion.
Things to do while football matches are postponed
- Friday, 27th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, you’ll know that most major football leagues and matches around the world have been cancelled or postponed, at least for the time being, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
5 Practical Pieces of Advice on How to Play Professional Football While Studying
- Friday, 27th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
While professional football does not require you to hold a degree, it might be a good idea to study anyway. If something were to happen that prevented you from fulfilling your life dream as a professional footballer, having a degree to fall back on is important.
Put an end to this disgrace now
- Friday, 27th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
The nation stood last night in unison to thank the NHS for their heroic role in fighting this disgusting virus. The Premier League and their TV rulers were no doubt working out which matches to put behind a red button.
Type of betting bonuses you can use to start betting with little or no investment
- Wednesday, 25th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
Considering the cutthroat competition in the online sports betting industry today, it is common for reputed online bookmakers to offer a good variety of betting bonuses to both new and existing clients.
Days of wine and - well just wine, actually!
- Sunday, 22nd March 2020
- Allan Cummings
So there I was, watching West Ham play Wolves, twice. Yes, I know that should have been last weekend, but stick with me on this.
Surely it's over? Pandemic pandemonium
- Thursday, 19th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
First the good news; without any live football now or in the foreseeable future to indulge our passion, here's a link to a substantial library of past games. Enjoy!
It's never just about the music
- Monday, 16th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's never just about the music. A tedious refrain perhaps but, while time machines remain the preserve of science fiction, music has the power to effortlessly transport us back to certain times in our lives.
Three from six: who will stay and who will go?
- Thursday, 12th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
Following Newcastle United's win at Southampton last weekend, and barring a major collapse from either of these teams, there are now just six clubs involved in the relegation battle at the bottom of the Premier League.
Should we trust tipsters?
- Tuesday, 10th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
Today we will discuss in more detail the principles of tipsters and tell you whether you should still trust most of them.
West Ham face tough test as relegation battle heats up
- Friday, 6th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United travel to face Arsenal on Saturday aiming to improve their chances of avoiding relegation from the Premier League.
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Friday, 6th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy read somewhere that a decent brandy is a good preventative against the Coronavirus. Before you take that as sound health advice remember it was probably him who wrote that 'fact' in the first place. You might also want to take the likely levels of his self-medication into account when reading the following...
One of football's biggest missed opportunities
- Friday, 6th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
A sliding doors moment is a popular term defined as a 'tiny, seemingly inconsequential moment that can alter the trajectory of future events'. A 2019 survey claimed that 80 per cent of British people have experienced one, although its very nature means we can only recognise one in hindsight.
Stroll on, GSB: How HU are reuniting the fanbase
- Thursday, 5th March 2020
- Allan Cummings
I've found a cure for a broken heart"
- Let's Dance to Joy Division, The Wombats
Walk on with hope in your hearts
- Tuesday, 3rd March 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham supporters certainly proved they can walk the walk, but do you expect the club to talk the talk?
Is the Relegation System Good or Bad?
- Tuesday, 3rd March 2020
- Allan Cummings
After that 3-2 defeat against Liverpool on 24th February, West Ham finds itself in the drop zone, risking relegation from the Premier League. If they don’t manage to climb up the table, this would be the second time the Hammers have dropped into the Championship in the last decade.
Evaluating West Ham’s summer transfers
- Sunday, 1st March 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham signed six players during the summer transfer window and each has had a varying degree of impact on the team.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Friday, 28th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
We've hit on this great idea on how to deal with Preview Percy. Basically if we use something like Photoshop (other editing software is available) maybe we could pretend that he doesn't exist or something. No the idea of a website editing people out of existence is clearly ludicrous. While we are working on that here's his look at this weekend's visit of Southampton...
Karren Brady: 20 golden greats
- Thursday, 27th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
On Monday night at Anfield, both before and during the 3-2 defeat against Liverpool, West Ham United supporters held aloft a large banner emblazoned with the slogan 'Karren Brady - You're Fired'.
Taking the long view on West Ham
- Wednesday, 26th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
As a West Ham supporter for over 50 years - my first game was the 2-0 victory at White Hart Lane in December 1969 ("jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see West Ham win away, hey"), I wonder if we need to take the long view on West Ham under the two Davids?
Take your own advice, Sullivan
- Wednesday, 26th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham supporters were simply immense at Liverpool despite the decision by the club to reduce allocation from the normal 3,000 to just 1,800.
How To Bet On The Premier League
- Wednesday, 26th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
Premier League betting continues to grow year after year, with millions of pounds bet across the world each weekend of the season.
Bravo to the Few - and the team!
- Tuesday, 25th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
The Anfield Few were pretty magnificent and the players were not too bad either, failing agonisingly to produce the result of the season against the reigning European and world champions.
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Monday, 24th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
With the inaugural Premier League winter break at an end we say farewell to Storms Ciara and Dennis and say hello to the depression forming over in the west that is Preview Percy. Here's his look at Monday night's visit to Liverpool...
The pain of a West Ham lost
- Thursday, 20th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
It all started with some wonderful memories of Johnny Byrne, and ended with the stark reality of what West Ham United have become.
Horse trading with David Sullivan
- Thursday, 20th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
I've been following the Sunday Supplement story on KUMB, and the various threads that have developed from that, including the saga of the latest annual accounts.
No six appeal for Reidy
- Tuesday, 18th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
Winston Reid has left West Ham on an extended loan deal to Sporting Kansas City of the USA's Major Soccer League. We wish the New Zealand international every success in the States after 10 seasons with the Hammers.
A five point plan for David Sullivan
- Tuesday, 18th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
I think it's fair to say that the horse has bolted and we are now hopefully in the end game of David Sullivan and David Gold's largely miserable time at the helm of West Ham United.
The price of a pound note
- Monday, 17th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
This article is unlikely to tell you anything new, unless you're a friend or relative who doesn't follow football and is reading it out of sympathy. It's a point of view that plenty of more experienced and talented journalists have pushed before me, and I hope will continue to push after me, because it's one that needs to be repeated until something changes.
Lights go out, walls come tumbling down
- Tuesday, 11th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
The Sullivan and Brady edifice is crumbling. Just as Samson pulled down the Temple of Dagon from within using his innate power, so a teenaged girl with great strength of character has laid bare how Karren Brady controls the club.
In the firing line?
- Tuesday, 11th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
You can almost see West Ham supporters queuing up now to be the one who says: Karren Brady, you're fired!
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 7th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
It seems that Sky's spineless apology to the club last weekend has roused the gentlemen of the press who are lining up to question how the club is run. Preview Percy would like to welcome them to the party at last. Once he's had a look at this weekend's trip to Manchester City...
Boardroom disasters to rival those at West Ham
- Thursday, 6th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are far from the only club to be dogged by boardroom meltdowns and mismanagement.
A good time for Brady to go
- Wednesday, 5th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
Today's news that a West Ham supporter has been banned for the rest of the season for wearing a "GSB OUT" t-shirt while acting as a volunteer flag waver is merely the latest in a seemingly daily act of reckless self-harm by the board.
This league's too big for you
- Tuesday, 4th February 2020
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's ownership sit in their gated mansions in varying parts of the Home Counties knowing the club's supporters believe they have failed them.
West Ham United v Brighton & Hove Albion
- Friday, 31st January 2020
- Allan Cummings
We thought of putting up a glittery web post giving five reasons you should look forward to Preview Percy's look at the visit of Brighton & Hove Albion this week. We still might - if we can find any reasons...
RIP the Official Supporters Board
- Friday, 31st January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Fans group Hammers United's decision to reject a club offer to talk with the Official Supporters' Board but instead insist on communicating with the Chairmen and Vice Chair has neatly highlighted how ineffectual the OSB are and marks the beginning of the end for the unasked-for and unwelcome group.
The OSB: 5 reasons why the club failed its fans
- Thursday, 30th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
"Undemocratic, non-representative and toothless" - the words of Graeme Howlett, editor of KUMB.com are echoed amongst the West Ham United fanbase.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Wednesday, 29th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
After last weekend Preview Percy was more annoyed than usual. Something about not owning a cat to kick. We advise local pet shops to be on the lookout in advance of this week's visit of Liverpool...
A decade of shame: from Mido to Sanchez
- Monday, 27th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Where were you 10 years ago around this time? How much can you remember of a few days that has dogged West Ham and our fans ever since?
The next level and the match day experience
- Sunday, 26th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
So, you travel by train to the OS, or London Stadium, call it what you will, and you get out at Stratford or maybe one of the smaller stations nearby.
You're no longer welcome
- Sunday, 26th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
I went out last night, a load of us from work. We spoke about all different things and typically it came to football.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Saturday, 25th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has a look at the visit of West Brom. Possibly the only preview you'll read to contain the words "metaphysical quandary". Not that that improves anything really...
Can West Ham survive? A season in stats
- Friday, 24th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
After the 4-1 defeat to Leicester on Wednesday, West Ham United remain level on points with both Watford and Bournemouth in the battle to avoid relegation from the Premier League.
The genesis of our demise
- Thursday, 23rd January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Let's be honest - all this this is nothing new.
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 22nd January 2020
- Allan Cummings
It's the second dose of Preview Percy in a few days. We don't pay him for this - and unfortunately we get our money's worth. Here's his look at Wednesday's visit to Leicester...
The London Stadium: a day in the life
- Tuesday, 21st January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Events off the pitch took at least as much precedence as the game against Everton. Instead of a match report, I'll present a diary of West Ham-related events throughout the day.
Just another brick in the wall
- Monday, 20th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Well, it's probably fair to say that won't be the last we see of Hammers United - and that's despite the orchestrated campaign to shut them up.
'United For Change' speech
- Saturday, 18th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Here follows a transcript of the speech given by KUMB.com Editor Graeme Howlett to those attending Hammers United's anti-board protest at the Olympic Park on Saturday, 18 January 2020...
For you SG&B, the VAR is over
- Saturday, 18th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Club not brand. It's West Ham United Football Club, not an offshoot of some leisurewear manufacturer. Supporters are supposed to be at the heart of a club, without supporters clubs are nothing.
Bet365 and Betway Move into Argentina Online Gambling Market
- Saturday, 18th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Bet365, Betway & Conquer Casino are two of the leading gambling operators, so when they bring their business to a country, local players are the main beneficiaries.
West Ham United v Everton
- Friday, 17th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
As supporters get ready to protest at the way the club is run, Preview Percy explains exactly why "being run like a circus" may not actually be a bad thing. Oh and there's some stuff about Everton as well...
Eight reasons you might wish to protest
- Friday, 17th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
On Saturday West Ham supporters will be gathering outside the London Stadium before the game against Everton to protest against the board.
Why We Shouldn't Ignore the FA Cup
- Friday, 17th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Premier League survival is the priority. Of that there is no doubt. But that doesn’t mean that the only highlight of this dismal season should be a successful relegation battle.
Chairman Sullivan does it again!
- Thursday, 16th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
"He is the best goalkeeper I've worked with and I fully expect him to be equally as good for us this coming season.
Love me two times: Hammers who came home
- Wednesday, 15th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Darren Randolph completed his return to West Ham United earlier today, placing him in a select group of players who have enjoyed more than one spell at the club.
VAR: stop it, for the sake of the game
- Monday, 13th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Striding swiftly away from Bramall Lane - the most sensible pace I can assure you all - the thought struck me. VAR is going to cause a real crowd incident sooner rather than later.
A dream to pacify the natives
- Monday, 13th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
I would like to ask David Sullivan and co. the question of how they envisaged the 'next level' upon moving stadium.
Sheffield United v West Ham United
- Friday, 10th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is now nearly two weeks into 'dry January'. It's hell - for everyone else. Here is his look at Friday's trip to Sheffield United...
West Ham United woes
- Tuesday, 7th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Say you won the lottery and now have more money than you can count in a lifetime. What to do? Invest sensibly of course. Okay, that's a boring answer. You want to spend spend spend! But we are talking about SO much money that buying flashy cars and sharp suits is barely going to make a dent. You need to think big.
Ten years on: the ten point plan
- Sunday, 5th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
It has been announced that supporters group Hammers United intend to stage a static protest prior to West Ham United's next home Premier League fixture against Everton on 18 January.
Gillingham v West Ham United
- Saturday, 4th January 2020
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was reasonably happy with New Year's Day's dismantling of Bournemouth. However this was tempered by the fact that we hid all the brandy he had earmarked for a celebratory drink in honour of dry January. I'm sure he will forgive us some day. In the meantime here's his look at Sunday evening's trip to Gillingham...
West Ham United v AFC Bournemouth
- Wednesday, 1st January 2020
- Allan Cummings
As a new/old manager (delete as appropriate) arrives it's worth musing on the fact that there are few constants in an ever changing world. Except, unfortunately, Preview Percy. Here's his musings on managers old and new and, of course, Bournemouth...
To protest or not? That is the question
- Wednesday, 1st January 2020
- Allan Cummings
On New Year's Eve it was announced that supporters' group Hammers United would be staging a protest against the club's current owners and their stewardship of the club.
An admission of failure
- Tuesday, 31st December 2019
- Allan Cummings
When the West Ham Board let David Moyes go at the end of his short contract 18 months ago it was with the promise of a bright new future with superstar manager and serial winner Manuel Pellegrini.
The love that bites deep
- Monday, 30th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
On a personal level, I have realised that I am in a relationship with West Ham United.
Back to the future
- Sunday, 29th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
We are witnessing the death of the impossible dream. The dream sold to West Ham fans as the way to the next level, Champions League football in five years and all that. So we waved goodbye to Upton Park and prepared for the good times.
The slow, dissolving dream
- Sunday, 29th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
The West Ham board have been doing stupid things. It's The H List bat signal.
David Sullivan lowering the bar
- Sunday, 29th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
If you need an admission that David Sullivan's ownership has a ceiling, it's David Moyes. It was proof the first time and it is again even more so the second time.
West Ham United v Leicester City
- Saturday, 28th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy The leftover turkey of the preview-writing world. Here's his look at Leicester...
Why West Ham buy badly
- Friday, 27th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's dealings in the transfer market since the arrival of Chairman David Sullivan have been little short of disgraceful.
How summer transfers affected WHU's start
- Tuesday, 24th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
Manuel Pellegrini is under heavy pressure. His West Ham is way below the projected position, and for the moment, the Chilean manager is the biggest favourite in the Premier League to lose his job.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Monday, 23rd December 2019
- Allan Cummings
A rather subdued Preview Percy takes a look at the Boxing Day trip to Selhurst Park...
Martin Peters: the golden ghost
- Sunday, 22nd December 2019
- Allan Cummings
Ok, I'm an old timer, I remember the best. And that means Martin Peters. There will be a lot written about our homegrown hero now, one of the three greatest players ever to play for West Ham.
Landlords of the Olympic Rings
- Tuesday, 17th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
The London Olympics was an unqualified success. One of the words that was constantly bandied about in the run-up and after the games was “legacy”. West Ham were - and very much are - part of that legacy, having moved into the Olympic Park.
Infamous Football Injuries
- Monday, 16th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
Footballers are often accused of being too soft in games, but these games, the players continued on through incredible pain. These are some of the top examples of courage from players who kept going through the worst injuries.
Famous players and well-known iGamers
- Monday, 16th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
Many of you might not be aware that West Ham United is in fact one of the oldest English Premier League clubs.
Next level NOW, say supporters
- Monday, 16th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
A fellow member of the KUMB Forum recently said, "You cannot force out owners that do not want to go". It's true.
Southampton v West Ham United
- Friday, 13th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
We can't help but feel that Preview Percy's "upper respiratory tract infection" will carry on for just as long as people keep mentioning the words "medicinal brandy".
Going, going... last rites for Pellegrini?
- Friday, 13th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
It will be the last rites, won't it? Surely nobody believes now that a win at Southampton will keep Manuel Pellegrini in a job for much longer.
Ten years of false dawns
- Thursday, 12th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
There are several factors at play with regards to West Ham current problems. So I shall attempt to put forth who I would personally blame for the current malaise...
Defending: The indefensible
- Thursday, 12th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
On Monday night West Ham lost 3-1 to Arsenal despite holding a half-time lead, as the Hammers conceded three times in just 10 minutes.
A decade of bad decisions
- Wednesday, 11th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
The situation of the club is so much more than the situation on the pitch - which is why our current issues must be the responsibility of the owners.
Blame the board for West Ham's ills
- Wednesday, 11th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
The main problem at West Ham is the so-called Board. I say so-called, because in truth it's David Sullivan's company, he's the 51% majority shareholder which means he cannot be outvoted on anything.
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Monday, 9th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is taking a bit longer than usual to get over the flu bug that is doing the rounds. So much so that his local hostelry began to experience severe cash flow issues. Then they came up with the concept of "Beers on Wheels". While they are trying to see if they can copyright the names "Just Drink" or "Deliverbooze" The grumpy one had time to look at Monday night's visit of Arsenal...
West Ham aiming to end disappointing run against Arsenal
- Sunday, 8th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United host Arsenal in the Premier League on Monday desperately needing to rediscover their best form.
West Ham hoping for a strong finish to 2019
- Sunday, 8th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United will head towards the New Year eager to avoid being dragged into a bitter relegation battle in the Premier League.
Wolves v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 4th December 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is still a bit poorly and we did suggest that he should rest up for, say, about five years while he recovers from the flu bug doing the rounds. Sadly he had time between doses of Lemsip to pen a few words on Wednesday night's trip to Wolves...
A reaction to THAT Chelsea chant
- Tuesday, 3rd December 2019
- Allan Cummings
For large parts of Saturday's victory at Stamford Bridge West Ham fans chanted "Chelsea are rent boys, everywhere they go". Perhaps it is as a result of the Blues' lack of atmosphere that the words were clearly audible both on the radio at the time and Match of the Day later.
But only fragments remain
- Monday, 2nd December 2019
- Allan Cummings
There's fragments of the old West Ham still there - and much, but not all of the fanbase.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Friday, 29th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
The good news is that Preview Percy has lost his voice. The bad news is that he can still write. Here's his look at this weekend's trip to Chelsea...
The devil ISN'T in the detail
- Friday, 29th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
With so much wrong with the club, it's very difficult to know where to begin when it comes to protesting.
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
- Thursday, 28th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Oh, come on, you lot, I'm not that old. It's a lyric from a Fleetwood Mac song, circa 1987. And it could almost be our theme tune... as well as a chance to use a picture of Stevie Nicks (sorry).
Pellegrini’s Job Hangs In The Balance
- Thursday, 28th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
After what has been a terrible run of games for West Ham, Manuel Pellegrini’s job now seems to be hanging in the balance. His side haven’t managed a win since September 22nd when they beat Manchester United. That means seven games without a win, including five defeats.
West Ham Board say 'Sack the fans'!
- Thursday, 28th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Temperatures reached fever pitch at Premier League West Ham today as the Board of Directors launched a noisy protest against club supporters, who they claim have let the club down.
And they're off - the great Pellegrini sack race!
- Wednesday, 27th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Place your bets as we assess the runners and riders ahead of the great Manuel Pellegrini sack race!
Send in the clowns
- Wednesday, 27th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
A world-class team in a world class stadium. That's what we were sold.
Can Pellegrini turn things around at West Ham?
- Monday, 25th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
After a promising start for the Hammers, Manuel Pellegrini’s side have produced week after week of poor performances, and this has seen them slide in the league table.
Time to bring on the fat Spanish waiter?
- Monday, 25th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's surely just a matter of time before this charming man's charmed life at West Ham comes to an end. You can't take two points from 21 and survive for very much longer - barring a miracle that is.
West Ham Utd v Tottenham Hotspur
- Saturday, 23rd November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy. is back. And when you read his look at this weekend’s visit of Tottenham Hotspur, just remember how angry he would have been had he not had a whole international break to calm down...
Arrogant, lacking in class, dim
- Thursday, 21st November 2019
- Allan Cummings
"The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt" - Bertrand Russell
Just like my dreams: Part I
- Tuesday, 19th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
"Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning" - Gloria Steinem
Trying to keep the customer satisfied?
- Wednesday, 13th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Owning and running a football can't be an easy task. As well as your own financial investment, you have the emotional investment from thousands of people who depend on the fortunes of the football club to derive happiness from to contend with.
Just where do we go from here?
- Tuesday, 12th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's the despair that gets you in the end. Minutes, hours, days after the shambles of Burnley, the rank and file West Ham support struggle to comprehend what they have watched.
David Sullivan's sting in the tail
- Friday, 8th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
In the most predictable set of events since Jack Wilshere last presented himself to the club medical team, a West Ham slump in form has been followed by a welter of briefing against club employees.
Burnley v West Ham United
- Friday, 8th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was already in a foul mood this week due to a raging earache that, for once, had nothing to do with Matron at the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered.
The ones that got away: Part 1
- Wednesday, 6th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Since 1997, when KUMB first appeared online, West Ham United have been linked with literally hundreds - nay, thousands - of players.
Where it has all gone wrong? An insight
- Wednesday, 6th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
During the current mini-crisis, the most-asked question from bemused fans is "What has gone wrong behind the scenes?"
Three Players The Hammers Could Sign In January
- Wednesday, 6th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
It has been a mixed start to the season for West Ham as, after a flying start to the 2018/19 Premier League campaign, results have dipped considerably lately which means that the Hammers have fallen down the table.
Has Sullivan taken West Ham as far as he can?
- Tuesday, 5th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Does anybody think that David Sullivan hasn't asked himself whether he has taken West Ham United FC as far as he can?
From hero to villain in 29 days
- Tuesday, 5th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
One moment Manuel Pellegrini is the key to our future - and less than a month later, he is an outdated old fossil taking us nowhere.
Once again, UEFA fail the test
- Monday, 4th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Racist abuse by Bulgaria fans aimed at black England players has been punished by UEFA with a €75,000 fine and a one game stadium ban with another game suspended for two years.
A flawed system, but it's too early to write off VAR
- Monday, 4th November 2019
- Allan Cummings
Just as some West Ham fans are prematurely writing off £24million summer signing Pablo Fornals, I believe the Video Assistant Referee should be given time to flourish. That is not to say the system isn't without its faults.
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Saturday, 2nd November 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's been a busy week in politics where MPs voted against having an election on 12 December so that they could vote for having an election on 12 December. We'd like to say that Preview Percy's look at this weekend's visit of Newcastle is less confusing but, as usual we can't...
Five great players that played for West Ham United
- Friday, 1st November 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United is one of the most legendary teams in England that has enjoyed and fancy reputation throughout the club's history.
The Top Five Football Transfer Mistakes
- Monday, 28th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
The main reason behind the most common football transfers in modern football is squad reinforcement, and to some degree, financial goals.
London based clubs sparking renewed US interest in soccer
- Monday, 28th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
Soccer is one of the world's most popular sports with an estimated four billion fans globally.
Most Expensive Watches Worn by Footballers
- Monday, 28th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
Football is the most popular sport in the world and the athletes are known to be the most paid in the sports industry.
Naming the missing ingredients
- Monday, 28th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
I'm sure i'm not the first person to make these comments and others, but a few things I have noticed in West Ham's play in recent weeks include the following...
That Felipe... failing?
- Monday, 28th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
When the team sheet for Saturday's game was finally revealed at two o'clock, there was some angst about what Manuel Pellegrini was really going for.
Pressure continues to mount at West Ham following Everton defeat
- Friday, 25th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
Prior to the recent fixture with Everton, it was a must-win game for both sides as each continued to go through a poor run of form.
West Ham United v Sheffield United
- Friday, 25th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was cheesed off enough after last weekend's defeat at Everton. It's fair to say that his mood didn't improve much when we reminded him of the identity of this weekend's opponents. And let's face it, he's grumpy at the best of times.....
The lies that tarnished West Ham's good name
- Tuesday, 22nd October 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's a stain on the club's character that has never gone away. The transfer scandal that changed the way many fans nationwide felt about West Ham United FC.
West Ham star Declan Rice falls for elaborate wind-up
- Monday, 21st October 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United captain Mark Noble may need to watch his back over the coming months after pranking teammate Declan Rice.
Are Mobile Apps Like FIFA and PES Worth Using for Die-Hard Soccer Fans?
- Friday, 18th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
Soccer is the biggest and most popular sport in the world, so it should come as no surprise that there is a plethora of ways to engage with the sport and the many competitions that take place around the world.
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
Back after the break and, in addition to his look at this weekend's visit to Everton, Preview Percy has been turning his mind to the problem of delayed fixture change announcements.
Anderson's best is yet to come
- Monday, 14th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
Felipe Anderson is our best player. By some distance. And if you don't agree with me, I wonder if you really understand what West Ham United is all about.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Friday, 4th October 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's Crystal Palace at home this weekend. Cue Preview Percy's traditional hatchet job on the London Borough of Croydon which may, in some way, be connected with the fact that his ex-missus came from there. This week's random musical instrument is the glockenspiel, naturally...
Ticketing: what price on loyalty?
- Tuesday, 1st October 2019
- Allan Cummings
You could hear the collective sharp intact of breath from one end of the A13 to the other when the dreaded phrase, 'away tickets scheme', surfaced again.
Four problems at West Ham
- Monday, 30th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
It goes pretty much without saying that The Hammers didn't had the best of seasons in 2018-19.
AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United
- Friday, 27th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
Those of you that thought they saw Preview Percy smiling at the weekend won't have made the same mistake after the midweek trip to Oxford.
Haven't we been here before?
- Friday, 27th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
You know, just for a couple of days people were actually taking West Ham seriously. Then we go and produce yet another cup humiliation to go with the dozens and dozens that have littered the last 50 years or more.
That joke isn't funny anymore
- Thursday, 26th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's getting on for 49 years since West Ham were sent tumbling out of the FA Cup by Blackpool, on a cold January day.
Oxford United v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 25th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy enjoyed last weekend. Wins for England and Essex, defeats for Spurs and Millwall all preceded the defeat of Manchester United. In fact someone swears they even saw the old one smile. Nearly. Here's his look at the trip up the M40 to Oxford United for a League Cup 3rd round tie...
Great way to celebrate 400 games, Aaron
- Monday, 23rd September 2019
- Allan Cummings
I defy anyone who witnessed Aaron Cresswell’s stunning free-kick against Manchester United not to have felt genuine joy for our much criticised left-back.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Sunday, 22nd September 2019
- Allan Cummings
Next up we return to home where we will be playing host to Salford’s other club, “Manchester” United.
Manuel's milestone: a manager not for turning
- Thursday, 19th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
Manuel Pellegrini was 66 this week, so it's highly appropriate that he should want to celebrate his 50th match in charge of West Ham United in the right way on Sunday.
Done up like a kipper: the very worst of Man Utd
- Wednesday, 18th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that West Ham have been particularly hard done by during matches against Manchester United over the years.
Aston Villa v West Ham United
- Monday, 16th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
After what seems like an eternity, made to seem even longer by the extra delay for TV purposes, we next visit Villa Park, the handily-named home of Aston Villa. Kick-off is the usual Monday night nonsense of 8pm.
West Ham United First Goal Scorer Statistics
- Tuesday, 10th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
A look at betting on the first goal scorer for West Ham, including checking out stats, looking for value, and bearing in mind the opposition.
It's on! 3 Betting Tips for the 2019/20 English Premier League
- Monday, 9th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
Finally, it's on and for a football betting fan, it is another long season of thrill and winning. After a relative calm transfer season, the English Premier League is finally underway.
Tips of how to invest your lottery winnings in UK
- Monday, 9th September 2019
- Allan Cummings
Stories abound in mainstream media of persons who won big in the lottery only to lose it all and file for bankruptcy only ten years after winning.
Days of wine - if not always roses
- Tuesday, 3rd September 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's best four-game start to a league season for seven years, a big new contract for our star midfielder, the club's record signing on fire and only beaten so far by one of the world's best half dozen teams.
West Ham United v Norwich City
- Friday, 30th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
We have been looking into whether or not we can prorogue Preview Percy until the end of the season. While we check on the legality of it all, here is his look at this week's visit of Norwich City......
How The Internet Changed Football And Bingo – Two Great British Pastimes
- Tuesday, 27th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Football and bingo are two great British traditions. Both games have been around for a while.
Newport County v West Ham United
- Monday, 26th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has just about recovered from the strain on his heart caused by Ben Stokes' heroics at Headingley the other day. He's hoping for a a less stressful time of it in the League Cup this week. Here's his look at Tuesday's trip to Newport County.....
Watford v West Ham United
- Friday, 23rd August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Cheer up. It's a bank holiday weekend. However, before you do that, here's Preview Percy's look at this weekend's trip to Watford......
Learning The History Of West Ham United F.C. One Step At A Time
- Friday, 23rd August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Many Londoners idolise the West Ham United Football Club. Founded in 1895 at Thames Ironworks, West Ham United has grown into one of the most popular football clubs in the country.
Independent media constantly overlooked
- Friday, 23rd August 2019
- Allan Cummings
For a period of 12 years, I was fortunate enough to enjoy widespread access to media events at West Ham United.
It's Europa League or bust for West Ham
- Tuesday, 20th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Earlier in the summer Declan Rice described anything other than European qualification this season as ‘failure’ for West Ham. The exciting arrivals of Sebastien Haller, Pablo Fornals and Goncalo Cardoso have raised the expectations of fans to their highest levels in years.
Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United
- Friday, 16th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
You'll be pleased to know that there is no such thing as VAR for match previews. If we had to check Preview Percy's output for "clear and obvious errors" we would be here all week. Here is his look at this weekend's visit to Brighton.....
The season begins this weekend
- Friday, 16th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
New season, new signings, fresh ambitions. West Ham United begin the 2019/20 season with a 5-0 home defeat to reigning Champions Manchester City. The natural order is restored. But what went wrong?
A Cup nightmare in Newport
- Thursday, 15th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Earlier this week West Ham United were drawn away to Newport County in the second round of the Carabao Cup.
Is Watford Unravelling? Straight Home Losses to West Ham and Brighton Causing Concerns
- Thursday, 15th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
When West Ham travelled to Vicarage Road for the last game of the 2018/19 EPL season, there was a lot at stake.
Will AI, blockchain and other tech improve the sport betting climate?
- Wednesday, 14th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Sports betting has been on the rise, and many people want to have an experience of this gambling scene. However, as with any gambling, there are some risks involved. When you place your bet, you want to be assured that when you get a win, there will be no trouble when you want to claim it.
Honest Pellegrini ready to put it all on the line
- Wednesday, 14th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
The start of the season is a time for one’s imagination to briefly run away with itself as everyone sits level on points and, depending on what letter the name of the club you support begins with, you could potentially sit atop of the Premier League table.
Are the Cowley brothers West Ham-bound?
- Wednesday, 14th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United supporters Danny and Nicky Cowley continue to make waves at Lincoln City, the club they joined three years ago having previously impressed whilst managers of various Essex-based non-league clubs.
A bridge too VAR?
- Tuesday, 13th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
So now we have it. Sane, intelligent football fans don’t want VAR even though it is getting decisions right.
Captain Noble humbled by foreign support
- Monday, 12th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United captain Mark Noble says it is a humbling experience to be hero-worshipped by some of the club’s foreign fans.
Ouch! A history of opening day disasters
- Monday, 12th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United's 5-0 defeat at home to Manchester City on Saturday was not the first time the Irons have suffered a miserable defeat on the opening day of the season.
All mods con: 2019/20 predictions
- Saturday, 10th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
At last - the new season is upon us!
Early Preview: Hammer of the Year
- Saturday, 10th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Another season draws ever closer, the transfer window has slammed shut and football fans across the country salivate at the prospect of their newly acquired talent turning out for their respected clubs.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Friday, 9th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Hello. Is it that time already?
Transfer review: Hammers spend admirably ahead of new campaign
- Friday, 9th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's been an up-and-down transfer window at West Ham, who have seen plenty of opportunities come-and-go over the past couple of months. But have they broken the bank in doing so? We take a closer look at the key signings and departures of the summer transfer window.
Big Club survey: West Ham United chasing the big guns
- Friday, 9th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Fans across the country regularly argue about what constitutes a 'big club' and the debates are likely to rage for years to come.
Five Most Memorable Moments in West Ham United's History
- Thursday, 8th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
The Hammers have a rich history which includes many moments to look back on fondly. In the following article, we reminisce on the top five memorable moments in West Ham's history.
Window into a brighter future
- Thursday, 8th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
It was Del Boy’s favourite expression. "You know it makes sense", when he was trying to knock out something dodgy from the back of a van. Just for a change, a West Ham transfer window also made sense.
West Ham's Upcoming Season Challenges
- Thursday, 8th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
Since its creation, West Ham as a club has gone through ups and downs. It has known success as well as failure.
Europe or bust
- Tuesday, 6th August 2019
- Allan Cummings
The new season is almost upon us and for West Ham the target is Europe, nothing less. As Declan Rice correctly puts it, anything else is failure.
Winners
- Thursday, 1st August 2019
- Allan Cummings
I've been a supporter of this club for 41 years. Even though I was brought up in south London, I had a mum who worked in the Royal London Hospital; her work colleagues were many of the doctors and porters there, a number of whom were staunch West Ham.
Nativecasinos Recommends On How To Pick The Reliable Online Casino
- Thursday, 25th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
If you want to become an expert player transferring gaming into the solid income source, the first thing you should bear in mind is to rely only on yourself.
Five players who altered my perspective on West Ham
- Thursday, 25th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
KUMB Forum readers were asked to name five players who, in their opinion, had the greatest positive effect on West Ham United's fortunes - with the caveat that they cannot be homegrown players.
Seb could be our Changing Man
- Wednesday, 24th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
The signing of Sebastien Haller for a club record fee will define owner David Sullivan’s tenure at West Ham.
Unregulated, underhand and uninvited
- Tuesday, 23rd July 2019
- Allan Cummings
Football clubs should not need to sign commercial contracts with third parties and intermediaries selling currently unregulated financial products to engage with its fan base or potential fans.
Looking ahead to the 2019-20 season
- Monday, 15th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
It was an excellent debut season at the club for Manuel Pellegrini last campaign.
At last: all quiet on the East End front
- Monday, 15th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
It’s probably fair to say that the dust has finally settled on a turbulent few months for the West Ham United Independent Supporters Association (WHUISA).
'Got £25m to spare, boss?' The wacky world of David Sullivan
- Friday, 12th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
Its been a busy old week for our co-owner David Sullivan. And we all believed he was going to take a back seat this season!
The striker search: roles & attributes
- Friday, 12th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
With the sale of Marko Arnautovic and the very public pursuit of Maxi Gomez, naturally there has been a lot discussion about strikers and who West Ham should look to sign to lead the line next season.
The Best Irons To Pick In 2019: A Complete Comparison Of Cavity Back And Blades
- Tuesday, 9th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
Choosing the best clubs to complement your style and help you make the most of your golf game is extremely hard and even impossible if you are a beginner. There are plenty of features and characteristics to bear in mind, as well as different types of clubs to choose between.
Huge season for Wilshere as both club and player need to start seeing results
- Monday, 8th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
There have been countless players over the years who have had a dreadful run with injuries, either at West Ham or at other clubs. The likes of Abou Diaby, Ledley King and Jonathan Woodgate immediately spring to mind, but the Hammers have their very own injury prone player in Jack Wilshere.
West Ham – after the Premier League
- Monday, 8th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s performance was just above average throughout the 2018-19 Premier League season. But when we take into consideration all the injuries, the team did make a valiant attempt to come tenth on the leader’s board.
Where do West Ham Women go from here?
- Monday, 8th July 2019
- Allan Cummings
Wembley finalists, respectable mid-table WSL finish and starring roles in a BBC ’reality’ show, West Ham Women did the club proud last season.
National supporters group backs Irons fans in Socios row
- Saturday, 29th June 2019
- Allan Cummings
The opposition of West Ham fans to the club’s new controversial link-up with Socios could now be discussed at Premier League level.
4 Top Football Themed Slot Machines
- Wednesday, 26th June 2019
- Allan Cummings
When it comes to the beautiful game, there are many fans all over the world, and so it is no surprise that football makes a great theme for many casino slots.
Bid for Gomez rejected as West Ham Look to Improve Squad
- Monday, 24th June 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham has had a £25M bid for Maxi Gomez rejected by his current club of Celta Vigo [link removed] reports today.
Keep Trolling; West Ham Taunts Manchester United Over Diop
- Saturday, 22nd June 2019
- Allan Cummings
Issa Diop was heavily sought by Manchester United to transfer to the squad.
Football Betting Ready
- Monday, 17th June 2019
- Allan Cummings
Are you ready to start betting on football games? If the answer is yes, we’re here to help!
We are all West Ham, aren’t we?
- Tuesday, 11th June 2019
- Allan Cummings
OK, we have lift off. At last some green shoots of unity amongst the fans’ groups outside the club’s Official Supporters Board.
West Ham’s never ending circle
- Friday, 31st May 2019
- Allan Cummings
You must remember The Average White Band, back in the disco days, and Let’s Go Round Again. It could easily be West Ham’s theme song when it comes to handling their fans.
'Save WHUISA' calls
- Tuesday, 28th May 2019
- Allan Cummings
The new leadership of WHUISA are facing calls for the recent AGM to be re-run and -potentially - a no confidence vote.
Game of Thrones: The good, the bad and the ugly
- Wednesday, 22nd May 2019
- Allan Cummings
After eight series and eight years of swashbuckling entertainment, hugely popular TV show Game of Thrones came to an end this week. KUMB's Music, Film & TV Forum has followed GoT's highs and lows since 2011, from where one of our most regular commentators has the final word...
Memories are made of this, dreams cost a little more
- Tuesday, 21st May 2019
- Allan Cummings
It’s been a funny old few days. Memories of our illustrious past to warm the hearts of us old timers. The reality of what we will never achieve, underlined by the cruel humiliation of Watford just to rub it in.
Time to engage
- Tuesday, 14th May 2019
- Allan Cummings
For decades, football had remained a sport with a pre-dominantly local, restricted audience, governed by the number of people who could enter the stadium.
Let’s not brush things under the carpet
- Saturday, 11th May 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are easy meat for the comedians now, aren’t we? With England having all four finalists in Europe’s top competitions... three from London.
Watford v West Ham United
- Saturday, 11th May 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's the last Preview Percy of the season. Before he ventures off into the sunshine in the company of Daisy the work experience girl with the beautiful smile, here's his look at Sunday's trip to Watford which contains a handy hint re what to do on 1st June......
Terry Westley Hangs Up His Boots
- Thursday, 9th May 2019
- Allan Cummings
It has been confirmed today that Terry Westley, the Academy Manager with West Ham United is to hang up his managerial boots at the end of the season.
The decade ahead
- Wednesday, 8th May 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s golden years; the 2020s? Unlikely.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Friday, 3rd May 2019
- Allan Cummings
If you were anywhere near Preview Percy's local, the Swan & Superinjunction, last weekend you may well have seen him a) smiling and b) actually buying a round, events so rare that they have never been known to occur on the same night. Here's his look at the visit of Southampton for the final home game of the season.......
West Ham Fans Can Vote On Club
- Friday, 3rd May 2019
- Allan Cummings
In a move that sees West Ham become the first Premier League club to register, fans will now be able to vote on crucial club decisions.
Who will win the Premier League title?
- Tuesday, 30th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Liverpool could have firmly gripped the title race in their hands when Manchester City slipped up against Newcastle.
Pressing issues
- Tuesday, 30th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
It could only be West Ham. We win superbly at our biggest rivals and the vast range of reactions from our fans just underlines what a bunch of mixed-up kids we really are.
Andy Carroll: The last of a dying breed
- Monday, 29th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
The Boleyn Ground, 1st September 2012. The maverick, the enigma that was Andy Carroll made his West Ham debut. The player that had signed for Liverpool from Newcastle for a massive £35million was now, just two years later, turning out for West Ham United.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has spent the last week checking to see when they altered the offside law. Apparently they haven't. Let's hope the officials for this weekend's visit to Tottenham Hotspur have worked that out.....
Manuel Pellegrini must stop yearning for the Premier League stars of yesteryear
- Tuesday, 23rd April 2019
- Allan Cummings
The past few weeks have been slightly underwhelming for West Ham fans after losing to Cardiff, then being pushed all the way by relegated Huddersfield before losing to Everton and Chelsea. Everyone’s worst fears about limping into May have come true with the club seemingly at a loss for motivation with the players eyeing up the approaching summer holiday.
Racism in football: Is it getting worse?
- Tuesday, 23rd April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Not as easy a question to answer as it seems at first. It is safe to say though, that the issue of racism in football is certainly getting more attention than in any recent season I can remember.
Is this a bloodless coup?
- Tuesday, 23rd April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Are we about to see a dramatic twist in the ongoing war of words between the club’s Official Supporters Board and WHUISA, the independent fans’ group that declined to join Lady Brady’s brainchild last summer?
West Ham United v Leicester City
- Friday, 19th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Saturday's visit of Leicester will be 'Claret & Blue Day' at the Olympic Stadium. Trying hard not to get over-excited about the arrival of a new carpet is Preview Percy. By and large he succeeds......
No more excuses
- Thursday, 18th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
The 'Running Round Tottenham' song is sadly indicative of a lot of bigotry that has always been around, but nowadays is steeped in absolutely nothing but utter cretinism.
The power plays of player power
- Tuesday, 16th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
While the past few weeks has seen Manuel Pellegrini pondering whether to give Marko Arnautovic first team football, it has dawned on me that the type of situation West Ham are suffering from behind closed doors is one that has embedded itself into our dressing room before.
A song and dance that damages our reputation
- Tuesday, 16th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
It was only a matter of time, surely, that the appalling 'Running Round Tottenham' song would drag our club‘s name through the dirt yet again, such is the current climate of rightful intolerance towards racist abuse.
Bring on VAR, please
- Monday, 15th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
I had never really been a fan of VAR, it just looks like another referee somewhere away from the stadium, able to make mistakes.
The thin end of the wedge
- Monday, 15th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
I’ve been wondering about writing this piece for the last couple of days for a number of reasons - but sod it, I think this is an issue that needs multiple perspectives.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 12th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
He's off to Manchester this weekend but before he set off Preview Percy left us his look at Saturdays's visit to Old Trafford. Thankfully, there's no mention of deer droppings this week.....
Just where are we going?
- Thursday, 11th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
I’m going to park my backside on the seats last occupied by Barcelona fans on Saturday evening, knowing that is almost certainly going to be as close as I ever get to Champions League football.
Who Will Be Visiting The London Stadium Next Season?
- Tuesday, 9th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Although it is a competition that is second tier in status, the EFL Championship is one that is viewed with keen outside interest by West Ham fans and that interest tends to increase in the final few weeks of the season.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Sunday, 7th April 2019
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that Preview Percy's "not only is the glass half empty, some idiot is bound to knock it over" look on life was not eased any by last weekend's performance against Everton. So it's business as usual for his look at Monday night's visit to Chelsea then....
Successophobia
- Tuesday, 2nd April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Achievemephobia; fear of success and fear of moving forward.
Lanzini - these things take time
- Monday, 1st April 2019
- Allan Cummings
Manuel Lanzini always starts off slowly when returning from injury.
West Ham United v Everton
- Friday, 29th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
It was just as well there's been an international break since the Huddersfield match. It's taken Preview Percy two weeks to try and make sense of what was going on. Frankly, we're not that sure he succeeded. Here's his look back at Huddersfield and his look forward to this weekend's visit of Everton.......
Rice Could Be Vital England Cog In Euro 2020
- Thursday, 28th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
Declan Rice made his controversial debut for England during their 5-0 hammering of the Czech Republic at Wembley Stadium. Rice replaced Dele Alli for the final 27 minutes of the contest, helping the Three Lions put the gloss on an emphatic victory in their opening Euro 2020 qualifier.
Hammers United: a fresh opportunity
- Thursday, 28th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
Longstanding KUMB contributor Tross explains why he intends to support 'Hammers United', a new independent fans initiative hoping to take the Board to task...
The journey has just begun
- Tuesday, 19th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
Following your team the length and breadth of the country is not only a huge financial commitment but with the alternating moods of abnormal highs (mania) and lows (depression) dictated by what happens on the pitch, being a football supporter should come with a health warning; it seriously damages your health!
How do you solve a problem like Hernandez?
- Tuesday, 19th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
So there you have it, the enigma that is Javier Hernandez; the striker who, when he scores this season, West Ham win.
Pellegrini and the future
- Saturday, 16th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
It seems like quite a good time to assess Pellegrini’s future - before the swings of a few end-of-season results muddies the picture based on our final placing. I’m broadly in favour of a change of coach/manager over the summer break.
West Ham United v Huddersfield Town
- Friday, 15th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
After last week's performance and the hike in season ticket prices you might expect Preview Percy to rather irritated and annoyed in his look at this weekend's visit of Huddersfield Town. You'd be right.....
Crucial summer ahead as West Ham United bid to kick on
- Friday, 15th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United manager Manuel Pellegrini took a little time to get grips with things at the London Stadium, but he has established an excellent platform to build on for next season.
Did Sullivan say that?
- Friday, 15th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
Sometimes it seems a little harsh to drag up things people said in the past; sometimes it does no harm to remind them of what they said.
What the Hammers can do this year and next
- Thursday, 14th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have been playing moderately well this season and are currently ranked tenth in the Premier League. They’ve played in the Premier League for a total of nineteen seasons, and the highest they’ve finished was 5th place in 1998/99.
Suffer little children
- Thursday, 14th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
The question surely is - why? Why have West Ham chosen now to drop a controversial season ticket hike onto their fans? Why, after the feelgood factor of the wonderful Billy Bonds tribute, do the club risk alienating their fan base so quickly for no obvious reason?
Should the Hammers look to do a sweep at Craven Cottage during the summer?
- Tuesday, 12th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
Attentions are slowly beginning to turn to the summer as the season meanders its way towards May.
Away day (claret and) blues
- Monday, 11th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
You would hope that the Cardiff debacle would be some sort of watershed, wouldn’t you? That our pitiful away performances would be addressed. Enough is enough, surely.
Cardiff City v West Ham United
- Thursday, 7th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy claims he was going to the Cardiff match anyway and the fact that they have scrapped the tolls on the two Severn Bridges is just pure coincidence. Frankly we have our doubts......
92 times the pain
- Tuesday, 5th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
The 92: Why I hate every club in the country, including my own...
Billy brings back the spirit of West Ham
- Tuesday, 5th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
If Carling could do West Ham matches… well, they would have to go some to improve on the tremendous day we all experienced at the weekend.
Top 5 West Ham home shirts of all-time
- Monday, 4th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s sky blue and claret colours combine to make the most gorgeous football shirt in the world.
Fortress London: is Stratford starting to feel like home?
- Monday, 4th March 2019
- Allan Cummings
It’s been two years and eight months since our emotional farewell to Upton Park - The Boleyn Ground - and all that its legacy carried.
Arise Sir Billy
- Saturday, 2nd March 2019
- Allan Cummings
It’s been a long time coming, hasn’t it? But at last Billy Bonds will receive the acclaim and adulation we all know he so richly deserves.
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Friday, 1st March 2019
- Allan Cummings
What have two sheep, a parrot, a deer and a goat got to do with the visit of Newcastle United? Nothing. Obviously. Which didn't stop Preview Percy referring to them in his look at Saturday's fixtrue. Obviously.....
Gizza a job, we’re the new kids on the block
- Friday, 1st March 2019
- Allan Cummings
Any chance of sweetness and light emerging between West Ham’s new fans board and an established group who do not want to be involved with the new venture, seems as far away as ever.
All About Secure Online Streaming on Your Phone
- Thursday, 28th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
People stream videos all the time, and it’s almost always on their computers, which are usually protected by antivirus software. But what about streaming videos on the phone? How safe is it?
Why Football Fans Should Start Using a VPN
- Thursday, 28th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
The digital age is not being fair to football fans.
One rule for the rich
- Thursday, 28th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
A penny for Manuel Lanzini’s thoughts as he watched Bernardo Silva dive Manchester City to victory over our boys this week.
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 26th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
Psst. Want to know how to beat Manchester City? Preview Percy shares the secret here in his look at Wednesday's visit to the Etihad.....
A mid-season squad appraisal
- Monday, 25th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
Here's my (early) appraisal of the current West Ham United squad with a 'valuation' for each player - ie. what in my view would be an acceptable bid that the club should strongly consider accepting...
West Ham United v Fulham
- Thursday, 21st February 2019
- Allan Cummings
The club sent the players away for warm weather training so Preview Percy was delighted when we told him we were going to do the same with him. He was less than pleased, however, when he realised that this simply meant sitting outside in the unusually spring-like warmth of the grounds of the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered. Here's his look at Friday's visit of Fulham, which was his first preview of 2019 to be written wearing shorts.....
What a difference a year makes - or does it?
- Wednesday, 20th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
What were you doing this time a year ago?
Declan Rice: Irish blood, English heart
- Tuesday, 19th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
Declan Rice has done nothing wrong. He has nothing to apologise for or be ashamed of, he has broken no rules. Neither has his family, West Ham, or even = and it hurts to say this - his agent.
An inconvenient truth
- Friday, 15th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
There is an issue that has been vexing West Ham fans this week...
The Arthur Wait stand: how does it get a safety certificate?
- Monday, 11th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
On Saturday, I left the match at Crystal Palace two minutes after Mark Noble's penalty - which I didn't see due to two lads shoving past us (cheers lads).
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Thursday, 7th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
Here at kumb.com we are as baffled as anyone as to how Jurgen Klopp could possibly have any complaints about a referee who handed his team another undeserved point. Preview Percy tries to make sense of it all here in his look at the events of Monday and at our upcoming visit to Selhurst Park. (Spoiler alert: he fails).
Would the real West Ham fans please stand up
- Wednesday, 6th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
Real West Ham fans. What impact has that term had on this club recently?
The Engineer, The Academy and the usual
- Wednesday, 6th February 2019
- Allan Cummings
The 2018/19 season so far has been something of a rollercoaster for those of a claret and blue persuasion.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Sunday, 3rd February 2019
- Allan Cummings
We've lost our last three in the league and signed nobody in the transfer window. However, Preview Percy has an unusual suggestion for a signing of what might be a free agent. Read more in his look at the forthcoming visit of league leaders Liverpool.....
The price we pay
- Saturday, 2nd February 2019
- Allan Cummings
I want to tell you a story… and it’s never likely to be as funny as when Max Bygraves said it back in those old black and white TV days.
Maybe, maybe it’s not always their fault...but then again!
- Friday, 1st February 2019
- Allan Cummings
It’s tin hat time again for our wondrous owners. Right in the firing line from enraged fans after a largely non-existent transfer window.
Gone in just 11 days of unrest
- Thursday, 31st January 2019
- Allan Cummings
We’ve lost something special, haven’t we? Something we all witnessed being slowly built by Manuel Pellegrini.
Wolverhampton Wanderers v West Ham United
- Monday, 28th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was at the AFC Wimbledon match. He is also a cricket fan. So we sent someone over to the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home for the Bewildered to pick up his preview for Tuesday's visit to Wolves. I mean he's bad enough when we are winning....
AFC Wimbledon v West Ham United
- Thursday, 24th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
Despite the cold weather, last weekend's defeat and an England batting collapse Preview Percy seemed remarkably chipper when we popped over to the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered earlier today. We think the announcement today that there are now more distilleries in England than there are in Scotland may have had something to do with his improved demeanour. Not that you'd notice it from this, his look at Saturday's visit to Kingsmeadow for AFC Wimbledon in the 4th round of the FA Cup........
Are we heading for a no-deal disaster?
- Sunday, 20th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
I suppose this is our Brexit moment. You know the one. When we put our trust in people not to make an almighty cock-up of our lives and futures.
So it is all about Marko...
- Friday, 18th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
This week should have all be about us, shouldn’t it? About our team, who had produced the best performance under manager Manuel Pellegrini, the best since we left the old gaff.
AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
With news of "Spygate" coming out of Leeds we were surprised to discover that a website writer had been caught in the grounds of Preview Percy's rest home, presumably in an attempt to discover the secret of how NOT to write a match preview. Here's the grumpy one's look at this weekend's trip to Bournemouth...
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Friday, 11th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
Note to fixture arrangers and assorted TV companies: Please could you stop scheduling our matches for the early kick-off slot. Our resident preview writer is grumpy enough without our having to wake him up at the crack of dawn. In the meantime here's Preview Percy's look at this weekend's vist of Arsenal. Sorry about all the snoring...
Are we West Ham anymore?
- Friday, 11th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
A debate regarding the changing state of West Ham United's fanbase has been raging on the KUMB Forum in recent days. Here, one of the Forum's leading figures has his say...
Selling Marko Arnautovic
- Thursday, 10th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
First off, if he were to be sold in January, Marko Arnautovic is comfortably a £60million player in this window - accordingly that somewhat narrows his list of potential suitors, given the price tag.
West Ham’s First eSports Cup was a Huge Success
- Monday, 7th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s FIFA 19 eSports Cup has culminated in 20-year-old Fnatic player Damian ‘Damie’ Augustyniak beating Fnatic Roma teammate Conran ‘Rannerz’ Tobin for the final prize of £10,000.
It always has to be about Marko…
- Sunday, 6th January 2019
- Allan Cummings
Marko Arnautovic crossed a line in the Cup tie win over Birmingham, an inexcusable line of respect for a manager that all footballers will understand.
West Ham United v Birmingham City
- Thursday, 3rd January 2019
- Allan Cummings
He was up late for New Year's Eve. He was up late for the Brighton game. He will have to get up early for the Birmingham game. So if Preview Percy is grumpier than usual just for once he has an excuse. Sort of......
Thanks Nobes, we are all softies in the end…
- Thursday, 3rd January 2019
- Allan Cummings
Now I have been waiting all through the holiday break to have my ten cents-worth on a whole host of West Ham issues.
West Ham, women and what we do in the shadows
- Thursday, 3rd January 2019
- Allan Cummings
I often wonder what is wrong with me.
West Ham United v Brighton And Hove Albion
- Tuesday, 1st January 2019
- Allan Cummings
Welcome to 2019. If Preview Percy made a resolution to be slightly less grumpy we think he might have broken it already. Here's his look at Wednesday's visit of Brighton & Hove Albion...
Burnley v West Ham United
- Saturday, 29th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
That bloke ahead of you in the queue spouting lots of consumer law in an attempt to get a refund for a faulty zimmer frame he got for Christmas? It's Preview Percy. He's in the shop because he got fed up with being on hold during the call, a state of affairs which lasted so long he had time to write his look at this weekend's visit to Burnley.....
Watford and what might've been
- Thursday, 27th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
Ahhh. The West Ham we are all too familiar with have poked their heads around the corner just before Christmas. Very on brand, yet not entirely disheartening.
Southampton v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 26th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
After another match in which a referee performed well below acceptable standards, Preview Percy took it as well as you might expect. Here;s his look at the forthcoming visit to Southampton....
Where Can West Ham Finish This Season?
- Monday, 24th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
With the busy festive seasons' football schedule upon us, we have asked the experts at BestBettingSites.com what they think West Ham can achieve in this season. What will be a dream result for fans and also what would be an acceptable one?
West Ham United v Watford
- Friday, 21st December 2018
- Allan Cummings
Is Preview Percy happy with us getting four in a row? Surprisingly, the answer is yes he is. It hasn't stopped him moaning about the weather at Craven Cottage though. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Watford which will take place in warmer and dryer conditions. He'll have to find another excuse for those "medicinal" brandies then...
Have a laugh at a Spurs fan
- Tuesday, 18th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
Let me start this piece by saying that I'm a lifelong Spurs fan, and my father and uncles would have disowned me as a boy if I'd chosen any other team.
Pellegrini’s Claret and Blue Army
- Monday, 17th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
It was a day to remember, surely, when West Ham boss Manuel Pellegrini was inducted into the Claret and Blue Army.
West Ham’s Noble intent
- Friday, 14th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
Some say it’s easy to criticise West Ham..and I’ve done my fair share… but it should also be easy for praise when it is merited. Like now.
Fulham v West Ham United
- Thursday, 13th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy nearly broke into a smile with the team having won three in a row. Especially as the third win came against Palace from Croydon, a town for which he has much disdain (something about his ex-wife). Then he saw who was refereeing this week's visit to Fulham. Normal service resumed then....
How well are we playing the generation game?
- Monday, 10th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
I’d like to talk about legacy. The West Ham United we will pass onto our kids. The ones who have never been inside the Boleyn Ground but will have the much-maligned London Stadium as their home.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Friday, 7th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
There's a spring in Preview Percy's step this weekend. Two wins in a row will have helped, of course but he also seems convinced that it is "open season" on carol singers and was last seen looking for his baseball bat. Here's his look at this weekend's trip across the water by Crystal Palace.....
West Ham may be a club for turning
- Thursday, 6th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
Now I have been warned not to use the words 'turning point'. Something about not tempting fate and having to buy the half-time booze if I dared. A fate worse that death that, in the Bobby Moore lower concourse.
West Ham United Sexiest Wives and Girlfriends
- Tuesday, 4th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
Most often, it turns out that good footballers always have very beautiful girls, who also attract a lot of attention to their personalities.
Crazy snooker challenge lifts West Ham’s spirits
- Tuesday, 4th December 2018
- Allan Cummings
A light-hearted snooker challenge could prove to be the catalyst for an upturn in West Ham United’s fortunes this season.
West Ham United v Cardiff City
- Monday, 3rd December 2018
- Allan Cummings
We wouldn't describe Preview Percy's mood on his return from Newcastle as "happy". More "slightly less displeased than usual". As a newt. Here are his musings on the midweek visit of Cardiff City in which, unusually for him, he manages to not use the word "sheep" once.....
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Thursday, 29th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
This week we're spoiling you as Preview Percy brings you mention of not one but TWO footballers who aren't quite as dead as some people think. And maybe if there's time something about this weekend's trip to Newcastle...
West Ham searching for improvements at Newcastle United
- Tuesday, 27th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United visit Newcastle United on Saturday aiming to improve on their recent poor run of form in the Premier League.
Engineering works in progress
- Tuesday, 27th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
For longer than I care to recall, engineering works have been the bane of every West Ham fan's life. From the Boleyn to the murky world class transport links in E20, a diet of delays, diversions and rail replacement buses have caused strain on everybody determined to get to watch our beloved team.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Thursday, 22nd November 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy delivered his look at this weekend's visit of Manchester City twenty-four hours earlier than usual, telling us that he had "somewhere else to be" at the usual time. In hiding from the Abu Dhabi royal family we reckon....
West Ham season expectations for 2018/2019
- Wednesday, 21st November 2018
- Allan Cummings
New manager, new era for West Ham United.
It can only be us, can’t it?
- Friday, 16th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
It’s all so West Ham, isn’t it? We are too obvious, too true to form, too predictable. Too often part of a painfully embarrassing soap opera that just delights everyone but us.
How can we produce an atmosphere?
- Tuesday, 13th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
I’m a season ticket holder in my late twenties and generally do around a dozen away games each season.
Huddersfield Town v West Ham United
- Friday, 9th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
We've spent most of today trying to work out exactly who the "mischievous few" are from this site that Sam Allardyce was moaning about in his latest radio rant. Then we remembered Preview Percy. Here's the old fool's look at this weekend's trip to Yorkshire...
Let’s act like a big club
- Thursday, 8th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
We want to be big time, don’t we? So now is the moment for our Board to start acting that way, and that means handling in the correct manner the two difficult contract issues at the opposite ends of our squad.
More of the same, please
- Tuesday, 6th November 2018
- Allan Cummings
We’re getting there, aren’t we? Bit by bit, inch by inch, the West Ham we all view as the great unpredictables, who don’t know the meaning of the word consistent, are beginning to look the part.
West Ham United v Burnley
- Friday, 2nd November 2018
- Allan Cummings
Apparently the state pension will rise by £299 in 2019. Which would account for the near smile that arrived on Preview Percy's face after this week's budget. Unfortunately he thought that was a weekly rise rather than an annual one, hence the slightly grumpier than usual tone of this week's look at the visit of Burnley.....
Haven’t we been here before?
- Friday, 2nd November 2018
- Allan Cummings
Here we go again. it’s Burnley next and we are still running on the pitch, fans are still fighting inside and outside the stadium, and we are getting flares thrown now, too.
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur - League Cup 4th Round
- Tuesday, 30th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
Somewhat - and understandably - subdued following his trip to Leicester here's Preview Percy look at the midweek visit of Spurs in the League Cup...
Just how do you put this horror into words?
- Tuesday, 30th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
Sometimes words are just not enough, sometimes they become meaningless, sometimes there are too many of them. Sometimes the shock is so profound you are stunned into silence.
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
Here's Preview Percy's look at Saturday's visit to Leicester City. Those of you of a more sensitive nature might just want to skip the bit about Jamie Vardy's early departure the other night.....
Marko Arnautovic set to be fit for Spurs clash amid injury concerns
- Saturday, 20th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
In a recent interview with Sky Sports, Marko Arnautovic has revealed that although his injury woes may never leave him, he’s confident that he’ll be fit for the London Derby against Spurs.
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Friday, 19th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy wasn't as upset as some when England crashed out of the World Cup at the semi-final stage this summer. To find out why, and to find out why Daisy, The Work Experience Girl With The Beautiful Smile is nowhere to be seen this week read on... If you look hard enough there might also be some stuff about Tottenham in there..
An unwelcome conundrum
- Thursday, 18th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
The suspension of Under 18s coach Mark Phillips has given West Ham United's Board yet another unwanted headache to deal with.
The SAB and the 'false gains' claims
- Wednesday, 17th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
I was interested to read a item on West Ham's website this morning citing the gains made as a result of the concerted efforts of the now defunct SAB (Supporters’ Advisory Board) and the DSAB (Disabled Supporters’ Advisory Board).
As the Hammers march through the Carabao Cup, should we consider the options?
- Tuesday, 16th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
There are few things better than watching the Hammers put eight goals over an opponent as they did against Macclesfield Town at the end of September.
Jordan Hugill struggling to make an impact back in Teesside
- Monday, 15th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham made a number of signings during their season of struggle in the Premier League and, as a result, they were left with a mishmash of players who had been recruited by completely different regimes.
Brighton And Hove Albion v West Ham United
- Friday, 5th October 2018
- Allan Cummings
Despite the fact we beat Man Utd Preview Percy STILL isn't happy. And the reason? Pretty much the same reason as why he wasn't happy after the Macclesfield game actually. Here's his look at this evening's trip to the seaside....
The week of waking up
- Wednesday, 3rd October 2018
- Allan Cummings
I don't know about you guys, but I'm quite enjoying this good start to the season that we have made, whereby one must discount the actual beginning to the season and instead pretend it all kicked off last week.
Don’t look back in anger, look to the resurrection
- Monday, 1st October 2018
- Allan Cummings
If Manuel Pellegrini starts whistling ‘I am the Resurrection‘ around Rush Green this week, you will know he picked up more than just his love for attacking football from his time in Manchester.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Friday, 28th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
Nobody could have anything to moan about in an 8-0 victory, right? Well one person could. See what Preview Percy's bone of contention was as he takes a look at this weekend's visit of Manchester United.....
West Ham United v Macclesfield Town
- Tuesday, 25th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
After four points from the last six we faced the prospect of having to face a nearly happy Preview Percy. Thankfully the cold mornings have played havoc with his arthritis so it's pretty much business as usual. Here's his take on the forthcoming visit of Macclesfield Town in the third round of the League Cup......
Murphy’s law - or is he just helping a mate?
- Tuesday, 25th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
The Declan Rice contract saga is getting nastier and nastier - and just who he ends up playing international football for, much the same.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Friday, 21st September 2018
- Allan Cummings
After last week's result we saw Preview Percy actually break into a smile. Which was every bit as disconcerting as you might think. However, the smile from his face soon disappeared when he found out who they had appointed as referee for this weekend's visit of Chelsea.....
Pablo Zabaleta: playing the West Ham way
- Friday, 21st September 2018
- Allan Cummings
As West Ham fans, we often suffer results that keep our expectations in check.
Getting away from it all for a change
- Thursday, 20th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have won just 27 of their 117 Premier League away games since they returned to the top flight under Big Sam.
Everton 1-3 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 19th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
Frantically googling synonyms for "happy". Frantically trying to remember what time Match of the Day 2 is on. Our season starts today, folks!
Toffees away (six somersaulting Llamas)
- Monday, 17th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
I’d been talked into going to Everton by an optimistic Young Jack (East Stand Martin Junior) in the Drayton Park pub after our good (but losing) performance at the Goons.
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 14th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
The international break came at the right time for Preview Percy - mainly because we probably wouldn't have been able to print what he would have written straight after the Wolves match. Let's hope things improve at Everton as there's only 6 days to the next match after this one.....
Will Pellegrini and Mourinho still be around for West Ham vs Man Utd clash?
- Wednesday, 12th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
Four league defeats in a row was hardly how West Ham expected to start the 2018-19 campaign with Mauricio Pellegrino at the helm, as possibly the highest profile coach to take charge of the team in recent years, having already proven himself in English football during a successful spell at Man City.
For the love of the green shirt, or the greenback?
- Thursday, 6th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
Gordon Strachan got it about right. The clue is in the Christian name, he said, when debating Declan Rice’s international future.
No character, no history, no connection
- Wednesday, 5th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
Even though more than two years have passed since West Ham United relocated to Stratford, many supporters are still struggling to come to terms with the move.
West Ham 0-1 Wolves (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 4th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
WARNING: This is not going to cheer you up.
So this is what you get for £100m and a ‘next level ‘manager
- Tuesday, 4th September 2018
- Allan Cummings
Blimey, you could almost hear the panic buttons being pressed throughout the West Ham world after the latest debacle. None more so, maybe, than inside our beloved owners’ boardroom.
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
- Friday, 31st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
We'll be honest, we didn't think Preview Percy would survive 90 minutes of standing on a terrace at AFC Wimbledon the other night. Fair play to the old so and so he managed to muddle through even if he has spent the whole of the following three days moaning about the state of his knees. Here's his thoughts on this weekend's visit of Wolverhampton Wanderers. With added linament....
In Retro: The Fifty Greatest Hammers (10 to 1)
- Friday, 31st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
And so we come to it. The ten greatest players to have played for West Ham United, and I strongly suspect that you could name most of them off the top of your head.
In Retro: The Fifty Greatest Hammers (20 to 11)
- Friday, 31st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
In narrowing down a list of over one thousand names to just fifty, it is inevitable that I will make some mistakes and certainly there is not a huge amount to choose between those in this section, and those who I have ranked immediately outside this list. In order to try and give some context, here are those players who just missed out:
In Retro: The Fifty Greatest Hammers (30 to 21)
- Friday, 31st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
In narrowing down a list of over one thousand names to just fifty, it is inevitable that I will make some mistakes and certainly there is not a huge amount to choose between those in this section, and those who I have ranked immediately outside this list. In order to try and give some context, here are those players who just missed out:
In Retro: The Fifty Greatest Hammers (40 to 31)
- Friday, 31st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
In narrowing down a list of over one thousand names to just fifty, it is inevitable that I will make some mistakes and certainly there is not a huge amount to choose between those in this section, and those who I have ranked immediately outside this list. In order to try and give some context, here are those players who just missed out:
In Retro: The Fifty Greatest Hammers (50 to 41)
- Friday, 31st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
In narrowing down a list of over one thousand names to just fifty, it is inevitable that I will make some mistakes and certainly there is not a huge amount to choose between those in this section, and those who I have ranked immediately outside this list. In order to try and give some context, here are those players who just missed out:
In Retro: The fifty greatest Hammers
- Friday, 31st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
Over the summer, West Ham Utd ran an interesting series of articles where they identified the “greatest” fifty players to have ever played for the club. I will confess that I find this kind of thing much more interesting than the general stuff that appears on the official site, which is usually a rehash of the previous week’s “the season starts on Saturday” article.
Is failure in West Ham’s DNA?
- Tuesday, 28th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
As a fan you certainly cannot blame the owners anymore. They’ve put their money where their mouths are, employed a top manager and they’ve spent £100million on new players. I used to blame the board for everything but now I just don’t understand it.
The big time, Pellegrini style
- Tuesday, 28th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
I have a confession to make. When Manuel Pellegrini was installed as West Ham manager, I was not that sold on the idea.
AFC Wimbledon v West Ham United
- Monday, 27th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
The last time we played a team with "Wimbledon" in their name Preview Percy wasn't our preview writer. Ah, happy days....
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Friday, 24th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is kinda relieved that the reign of Arsene Wenger at Arsenal is over as his hip hasn't quite recovered from the "Wenger Hokey Cokey" that started up a couple of years ago. Warning: contains typhoid outbreaks and, worse still, Piers Morgan.....
What has happened to Reece Oxford?
- Wednesday, 22nd August 2018
- Allan Cummings
9th August 2015. Arsenal 0-2 West Ham. Man of the Match – Reece Oxford.
Time Is Not On Our Side, Manuel
- Tuesday, 21st August 2018
- Allan Cummings
Manuel Pellegrini has only been around five minutes managing West Ham , but he’s already stuck between a rock and hard place.
West Ham United v AFC Bournemouth
- Friday, 17th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
He survived a weekend on Merseyside, or, should we say, Merseyside survived a weekend of Preview Percy who now turns his attention to this week's opening home match against AFC Bournemouth. Just don't get him started on their name....
Manuel's magical mystery tour
- Tuesday, 14th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
OK, everyone finished? I do hope we have seen the end of the ritual blood letting that has followed Sunday’s miserable defeat at Anfield, the ground where they have an offside law all of their own.
Chicarito Needs to Improve His Goal Return This Season
- Monday, 13th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
Javier Hernandez was brought into the club last summer and was branded a 'clinical finisher' by the media.
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 10th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
And so a new season dawns. A new manager. Lots of new players. Same old Preview Percy though. Sadly. He's back with a look (sort of) at this weekend's visit to Liverpool. And an interesting theory as to the whereabouts of David Sullivan. On the off-chance that his theory is right we'd just like to say that Kepler 442b is our favourite exoplanet....
Revolution not evolution this time around
- Thursday, 9th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
Well, it’s over. The most momentous transfer window in West Ham’s history overseen by a ‘next level’ new manager and a major shareholder and board who have changed fans’ perception of them for ever.
2018/19 squad confirmed
- Thursday, 9th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
The summer transfer window has closed with West Ham United having made no less than TEN new signings.
A constructive summer
- Monday, 6th August 2018
- Allan Cummings
It grieves me to say this, and I’m sure many of you out there in the Irons nation will see my point, but one person has come out of this summer of love with a smile on his face, and that’s our beloved owner David Sullivan.
The 2018/19 Premier League season
- Tuesday, 31st July 2018
- Allan Cummings
The 2018/19 Premier League Season arrives with a bang just at the tail end of the World Cup final.
Are West Ham’s European hopes pure fantasy?
- Tuesday, 31st July 2018
- Allan Cummings
The days following a World Cup can feel like an empty vacuum.
West Ham injury analysis over the past six seasons (2012/13-2017/18)
- Tuesday, 31st July 2018
- Allan Cummings
Football injuries are extremely common, and in some cases an injury to a player has the potential to ruin a club’s chances of silverware.
World Cup 2018: the scandal of the empty seats
- Monday, 23rd July 2018
- Allan Cummings
World Cup 2018 has ended. A competition that was everything except taken for granted, with some of the favourites dropping out in the group stage and the first playoffs.
Pellegrini gets his backing
- Monday, 23rd July 2018
- Allan Cummings
There’s a different feel to this season’s build up and it has a lot to do with money. Three of the biggest transfer deals in West Ham's history - and the likelihood of more to come.
What can West Ham fans expect from Ryan Fredericks?
- Monday, 23rd July 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have moved quickly in this summer's transfer window with Manuel Pellegrini adding five new faces to his squad including Jack Wilshire and Felipe Anderson.
Let's Fix Modern Football - Pipe Dreams Edition
- Friday, 20th July 2018
- Allan Cummings
Imagine writing a long article highlighting the ludicrous, self serving, avaricious attempt by England's self styled biggest football clubs to murder the game, and then casually chucking in there that you had some plans to address those same imbalances.
Keep calm and think of Everton
- Tuesday, 17th July 2018
- Allan Cummings
It’s been some week, eh? Finishing on World Cup Final day by breaking our transfer record for the third time in a year and second time in weeks.
England players’ fitness was great, but maybe not enough
- Thursday, 12th July 2018
- Allan Cummings
The streets of London which were being swept by the constant chants of "It is Coming Home", didn’t meet a fateful end as England lost to Croatia in the semi finals. They did put up a great fight, but Croatians got the better of them in the second half as they started to play their natural game.
Watching England in a World Cup semi final
- Wednesday, 11th July 2018
- Allan Cummings
An "old twat", some of you young'uns might say. "Grumpy and cantankerous", I also hear you say. Yet some of us have done some things in life that will live with us forever.
England, my England, where did you go?
- Thursday, 5th July 2018
- Allan Cummings
It’s coming home, I keep being told. And there was a time I couldn’t have cared one way or the other, such had been my disconnection with England and the unedifying circus that surrounded our national team.
Saved by the bull
- Thursday, 28th June 2018
- Allan Cummings
KUMB moderator BristolHammerFC writes in response to those who claim that West Ham United was saved from administration by the club's current owners in 2010...
Jeremy Nicholas' After-Dinner Stories (from My Disastrous Broadcasting Career)
- Monday, 25th June 2018
- Allan Cummings
You’ll remember Jeremy Nicholas from his days as the match announcer at the Boleyn – his was also the voice behind the infamous “Mr Moon” announcements that alerted staff to potential problems in the stadium.
Appiah hoping sessions at West Ham can help fulfil Ghana dream
- Thursday, 31st May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Ex-Ghana international Stephen Appiah has taken his first steps towards his dream of managing his country by undergoing a knowledge-sharing experience at West Ham United.
Review Of 32RED - Swansea FC's Official Sponsor
- Tuesday, 29th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Swansea City have had an abject season, slipping out of the Premier League and being relegated to the Championship, much to the frustration of the club's supporters.
West Ham players at the World Cup
- Monday, 28th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
The qualification process for this summer's World Cup started over two years ago now, and we’re finally at the stage where the full squads are being announced. Although at the time of writing, some squads are still yet to be announced.
Sullivan’s biggest gamble yet
- Monday, 21st May 2018
- Allan Cummings
As gambles go, bringing in Manuel Pellegrini is pretty high up there as far as West Ham owner David Sullivan is concerned.
Hammer fans can now haven an expert insight with OddsMarket
- Thursday, 17th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham fans have endured another nail-biting campaign that has seen them flirt with relegation and deliver a number of underwhelming performances.
Leaks about the World Cup 2018 Football Jerseys
- Thursday, 17th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
The World Cup 2018 is coming up and fans are waiting in anxious anticipation to see what their favourite teams will be wearing at the event.
Now let's see what you are made of Mr.Sullivan
- Wednesday, 16th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Not really been your day, mate, has it? Not even your last few months really. But let’s just concentrate of the week in hand.
A dream of summer
- Wednesday, 16th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
With safety comes excitement, they said. Watch us throw off the shackles and dance like it's the last night of our holiday, we thought.
Our first trip to Stratford
- Tuesday, 15th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
I will admit, I had been avoiding going to the new stadium; I haven't quite let go of Upton Park, a stadium I had been visiting for 35 years, so a trip to the Olympic Stadium would've felt a bit like cheating on the wife.
West Ham v Everton
- Monday, 14th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
I don't dread meeting Everton since Bilic figured out how to stop Lukaku scoring every time; he just convinced Mourinho to cough up seventy five million quid for the bloke... Genius.
West Ham United v Everton
- Saturday, 12th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Where will we finish in the league? Will the manager be staying? Will we ever find out the gender of this season's work-experience kid? All of these questions and more will fail to be answered in Preview Percy's last effort of the season in which he affords us his usual slightly offbeat look at the visit of Everton. Oh well.....
So hard to say sorry?
- Thursday, 10th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
I’ve come round to thinking that David Moyes deserves an apology for the way he has been treated at our club.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Wednesday, 9th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
We are willing to bet that Preview Percy's look at the visit of Manchester United is the only preview this year that features Ant & Dec, The Wedding Feast at Cana and Gordon Banks' save against Pele in the 1970 World Cup. We will leave it to you to decide whether or not that's a good thing......
Premier League Permutations and Odds: Update
- Tuesday, 8th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Despite only being only five points clear of the relegation zone with six points theoretically still up for grabs by the teams below them, West Ham’s 2-0 win away at Leicester on the weekend means that, comes what may, United, currently sitting on 38 points, have avoided the possibility of dropping down into the Championship next season.
No time to rejoice
- Sunday, 6th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United may have guaranteed their place in the Premier League next season, but this is no time to rejoice.
Carroll’s rogue behaviour likely to put him in shop window
- Saturday, 5th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
It’s hard to say for sure whether Andy Carroll sees any light at the end of the tunnel as far as his stay at West Ham goes.
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 4th May 2018
- Allan Cummings
This week Preview Percy tries desperately to look at this weekend's visit to Leicester without mentioning beaches.And fails....
A To-Do List for the True Football Fan
- Wednesday, 2nd May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Have you ever considered yourself a true fan of anything in particular?
West Ham 1-4 Manchester City (And Other Ramblings) - A Letter to David Sullivan
- Wednesday, 2nd May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Dear David,
A circus of betrayal
- Wednesday, 2nd May 2018
- Allan Cummings
It was almost two years ago that Mark Noble stood on the Boleyn turf in the pouring rain and declared that his beloved West Ham was no longer being run like a circus. I wonder how he feels now?
The pressure is on in the final four games for West Ham
- Tuesday, 1st May 2018
- Allan Cummings
Although the six-point cushion that West Ham currently have above the teams in the bottom three may look fairly comfortable, the battle is far from over, particularly looking at the opponents David Moyes and his team must face in the final four games of the season.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Saturday, 28th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
Last week it was sunny and Preview Percy was in a good mood. It's been chucking it down for a few days now so you can guess how his look at the visit of Manchester City is looking....
Arsenal 4-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 25th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
I had a curious experience watching this game...
Should West Ham be looking to replace David Moyes?
- Tuesday, 24th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
Although David Moyes hasn’t been the manager of West Ham for long, some people are beginning to ask the question as to whether or not he is the man to take West Ham forward after the current football season draws to a close.
Should Moyes have ‘ducked’ the Rice issue?
- Monday, 23rd April 2018
- Allan Cummings
Was that the watershed moment that defined David Moyes' tenure as manager of West Ham, as we struggle desperately, painfully, towards Premier League survival?
The Moyes problem
- Monday, 23rd April 2018
- Allan Cummings
So defeat to Arsenal yesterday ended another poor week for West Ham United.
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Saturday, 21st April 2018
- Allan Cummings
When we met up with Preview Percy the other day he was wearing shorts. A most disconcerting sight to behold on a full stomach. Thankfully rain is forecast. In the meantime here's his look at Sunday's visit to Arsenal.....
West Ham 1-1 Stoke (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 20th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
Not every win comes in the form of a victory.
Moving in the right direction?
- Friday, 20th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
No such thing as a quiet week in downtown Stratford, is there? Is David Moyes going to be employed by us next season, will he even consider working with a director of football, or is it all a nasty myth?
About newcasinofreespins
- Thursday, 19th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
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About baccarat online
- Thursday, 19th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
Simple and elegant, full of excitement and surprises - all this is about the game of Baccarat.
West Ham v Stoke
- Tuesday, 17th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
Such is my confidence we will win tonight and avoid relegation I am already obsessed with what the squad will look like come August. But is this just a case of denial and displacement on my part?
West Ham United v Stoke City
- Sunday, 15th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
The BBC website is currently carrying a story about an American teacher who claims that he was a teacher for 17 years without ever having learned to read or write. Preview Percy has 7 years to go to catch up then. Here's this week's ramblings which may or may not feature Monday night's visit of Stoke City...
Stick your blue flag...
- Tuesday, 10th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
There you go. Just for a change it’s only about the football. I know it’s hard to believe in our season of despair, but it only takes sticking it up Chelsea to bring about a show of much needed unity.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Saturday, 7th April 2018
- Allan Cummings
Q: What connects a missing bass player, Father Dougal Maguire and Neil "Colin" Warnock? A: They all appear in Preview Percy's look at this weekend's visit to Chelsea. If you look hard enough there may be some stuff in there about Chelsea as well. But we wouldn't bank on it....
Money can’t buy you love
- Tuesday, 3rd April 2018
- Allan Cummings
So where did it all go wrong, David? There you were, perched up above your own Directors’ Box, looking like an extra in a Peaky Blinders episode with that new cap, and peering over the glass barricade while wondering just why you are so, so disliked.
West Ham 3-0 Southampton (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 3rd April 2018
- Allan Cummings
It's been a while.
West Ham v Southampton
- Monday, 2nd April 2018
- Allan Cummings
I've lit the sandalwood candle, massaged Blue Tansy oil into my wrists while visualising a comfortable three-nothing victory... and as a precaution the Crisis Support Line is on speed dial. Come On You Irons.
LLDC Offers Statue Olive Branch
- Saturday, 31st March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Stadium owners the London Legacy Development Corporation have made the first move in an attempt to improve relations with the club.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Thursday, 29th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's back and he's not happy. And he has calmed down a hellova lot during the Cup/International break. Not that it shows. Here's his take on this weekend's visit of Southampton.....
Six points against relegation rivals crucial to West Ham’s survival hopes
- Friday, 23rd March 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United face a crucial couple of months as they aim to avoid relegation from the Premier League.
Is this the way it could have been?
- Monday, 19th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Surely it could have been better than this? Just how did it get to a stage when our fan base was so fractured and split that you wondered how many felt they didn’t want to be part of it any more.
This must stop
- Friday, 16th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
I am an American. I have no familial ties to the East End, and I have only been to one West Ham United match in my entire life (a 0-0 draw with Stoke during the final season at the Boleyn). So I forgive you if you decide to read no further or question the value of my opinion as an outsider.
West Ham 0-3 Burnley (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 13th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
I often wonder about these articles. What value do they serve, really, beyond allowing me to engage in something I like to do?
Knuckleheaded behaviour - or legitimate grievances?
- Tuesday, 13th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
There were several pitch invasions at football games last week in Europe but the one at the London Stadium wasn't one of them; I'd call it a trespass. For context at a pitch invasion in Greece on Sunday someone actually brandished a gun!
West Ham v West Ham
- Monday, 12th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
I came out of the Burnley match with a strange sense of melancholia.
An eye-witness account of Saturday's disturbances
- Monday, 12th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
I happened to be in the area directly underneath the Directors' Box after the second goal went in during Saturday's 3-0 defeat against Burnley.
The darkest day
- Sunday, 11th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
When an opposition goal can turn a stadium atmosphere, almost like a flick of a switch, from reasonable positivity to universal venom, then you know that something must be deeply wrong in the state of West Ham United Football Club.
Omnishambles
- Sunday, 11th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
It was like Lord of the Rings down at the running track today. Unbelievable that no-one had the foresight to turn up with a ladder or at least a grappling hook on a rope to invade the Director's seating from the concourse.
West Ham United v Burnley
- Friday, 9th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Last weekend it was too cold for Preview Percy. This weekend it's too wet. Thankfully the fixture list means we won't whatever the next around to hear him moan about whatever the next few weeks bring us. But before we - and you - take a much-deserved break from his inane ramblings here's his look at this weekend's visit of Burnley. Forecast: light rain and drizzle.....
Josh Cullen - it surely must be time to see the youngster step up?
- Thursday, 8th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Whilst relegation looks unlikely this season, the spectre does still loom large over the Hammers. You would imagine there is enough quality in the squad to ensure another year at the top table, but fans need something exciting to cling to. That might just be where young Josh Cullen steps up.
Swansea 4-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 7th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
The most important of unimportant things?
- Wednesday, 7th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Now, I started watching football at a young-ish age. Early teenage years when all you could watch on in the states was Man United and had to work to pay my parents the $35 a month to get the Fox Soccer Channel. Then I started reading more and more about this funny old game where 22 men run around a pitch and at the end of the day to the German’s go the spoils.
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
- Wednesday, 7th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Here's what rich people do.
West Ham must put "embarrassing" defeat behind them against Burnley
- Monday, 5th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United host Burnley on Saturday desperately needing to pick up three points to boost their fight for Premier League survival.
Can West Ham avoid the relegation battle?
- Monday, 5th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
As the Premier League season heads into spring, West Ham fans find themselves looking nervously at the wrong end of the table. The Hammers are in 13th, which isn’t a disaster, but the slender three-point gap to the relegation zone is too small for comfort.
Swansea v West Ham
- Monday, 5th March 2018
- Allan Cummings
Swansea City v West Ham United
- Friday, 2nd March 2018
- Allan Cummings
When we started hearing mention of "The Beast From The East" our thoughts turned to one person. And here is Preview Percy's look at our visit across the frozen wastes to Swansea. Safe journey everyone....
Liverpool 4-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 27th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
Is this enough from the board?
- Tuesday, 27th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
So we have seen the whites of their eyes, certainly not the colour of their money but we do know where they draw the line in the sand over discussions with angry fans.
Liverpool v West Ham
- Monday, 26th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
-5 Minutes: As kick-off time approaches their famous anthem rumbles around the stadium. With a couple of exceptions, visits to Anfield have been so horrible for the last half century that I can't bring myself to watch Carousel any more.
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 23rd February 2018
- Allan Cummings
After a week off Preview Percy is back. Here is his look at this weekend's visit to Anfield. Warning - contains a charitable appeal. Of sorts.....
Lies - or unfulfilled ambitions?
- Wednesday, 21st February 2018
- Allan Cummings
I live ten thousand miles from the Boleyn. So what do I know about anything?
Meeting with the West Ham Utd Board
- Tuesday, 20th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
On Monday, 19 February, myself and KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett attended a meeting that had been called between the club and the Real West Ham Fans Action Group at the London Stadium, to which ourselves and other WHU supporters' social media outlets such as Hammers chat, West Ham fans TV, and WHUISA had been invited.
Michail Antonio has breached disciplinary rules again
- Monday, 19th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
A march to the music of failure
- Sunday, 18th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
Early World Cup 2018 Hype with Football Video Slots
- Thursday, 15th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
Moyes winning the 100 days war
- Tuesday, 13th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
There’s revolution in the air and David Sullivan and his board are finding that it is coming at them from more than one direction.
United we stand
- Monday, 12th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
There seems to be momentum gathering to derail the forthcoming march and divide our support base at a time when unity is what will define us as supporters.
West Ham United v Watford
- Friday, 9th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy spent last weekend in Brighton. Has the sea air perked him up a bit? Has it heck. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Watford. Not for the faint-hearted....
Welcome to the mad White House
- Wednesday, 7th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
I’ve been lied to multiple times in the last week. The most recent have a lot more in common after yesterday.
A change is gonna come, whenever you like!
- Tuesday, 6th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
It’s over isn’t it? Our hated West Ham board, they must now know that deep down. The start of the end game is with us.
The Sound and the fury
- Monday, 5th February 2018
- Allan Cummings
A catalogue of errors
- Friday, 2nd February 2018
- Allan Cummings
When the Olympic Stadium was being sold to the fans one of the questions, if I remember correctly, was 'would be happy to move if it meant being able to attract better players'?
Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United
- Thursday, 1st February 2018
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that Preview Percy wasn't over-impressed with the transfer window, Michail Antonio's timekeeping and, well just about anything that's happened over the past 7 days really. Maybe the prospect of a trip to the seaside for this weekend's visit to Brighton & Hove Albion might improve his move slightly. Er.......
Window into a very worrying culture at West Ham
- Thursday, 1st February 2018
- Allan Cummings
After a wretched transfer window, you probably thought it couldn’t get any worse… step up Tony Henry.
Welcome to the mad house, Joao
- Wednesday, 31st January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Remember football? That’s the stuff we watch when it can be fitted in amongst all the moaning and gnashing of teeth about the way West Ham is being run (or not) and the people who run it.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Monday, 29th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy went to Wigan at the weekend. As if he wasn't grumpy enough already. Here's his look at the midweek visit of Crystal Palace. That'll cheer him up......
Wigan 2-0 West Ham (Or The Fall of the House of Sullivan)
- Monday, 29th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Wigan Athletic v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
It's time for Preview Percy's look at this weekend's FA Cup 4th round visit to Wigan Athletic. Contents: Luncheon meat, stilton and pies. And maybe some football....
Who could replace Michail Antonio in the West Ham team?
- Friday, 26th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes will soon know whether he needs to needs to invest in a replacement for Michail Antonio. The winger has been struggling with a persistent groin injury, but the club’s doctors are expected to give Moyes news about whether Antonio will be fit to make a full return.
West Ham 1-1 Bournemouth (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 24th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Has Moyes silenced the doubters: a few promising signs
- Sunday, 21st January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Realistically, few West Ham fans would be able to say that they welcomed the arrival of David Moyes to the club with enthusiasm.
West Ham United v AFC Bournemouth
- Friday, 19th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
We haven't worked out whether Preview Percy is grumpier than usual because he was made to stay up so late the other night or because the result means he has to go to Wigan. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of AFC Bournemouth. Just don't mention Bobby Madley...
Huddersfield 1-4 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Thursday, 18th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Memories of days like these
- Thursday, 18th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
It’s about time to be positive… and yes, I know that’s the last thing you expected to hear from me after such a long time being a cynical old bugger where West Ham are concerned.
West Ham United v Shrewsbury Town
- Monday, 15th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at this week's visit of Shrewsbury Town to the London Stadium. Sun hats unlikely to be required this time around.....
The Band-Aid effect
- Monday, 15th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham has long been in the business of what my best friend refers to as the 'Band-Aid Effect'.
Mark Noble: the renaissance man
- Monday, 15th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
After a terrific victory such as the weekend's visit to Huddersfield, West Ham fans should rightly feel pleased as punch this morning.
David Moyes counting on the January transfer window to strengthen Hammers squad
- Monday, 15th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
The January transfer window is usually seen as a time when the Premier League stragglers take centre stage in proceedings as, having generally switched managers a month or two previously, they then desperately seek to augment their failing squads to stave off the threat of relegation from the top-flight gravy train.
Huddersfield Town v West Ham United
- Friday, 12th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Twelve days into the year and unbeaten. Time for a cheerful contribution from Preview Percy one might have thought. Er, looking through his thoughts on this weekend's trip to Huddersfield, maybe not......
Shrewsbury Town v West Ham United
- Saturday, 6th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
The FA Cup. Full of romance and tradition, it's the oldest cup competition in the world. So it's quite apt that we have Preview Percy, the oldest preview writer in the world on board. You will probably need to look elsewhere for romance & tradition though....
Spurs 1 - 1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 5th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
West Ham 2-1 West Brom (And Other Ramblings)
- Thursday, 4th January 2018
- Allan Cummings
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 3rd January 2018
- Allan Cummings
We're working Preview Percy hard this week. Well it keeps him off the streets. For the third time this season overall, and the second time at Wembley, here's his look at Tottenham Hotspur. Just pray we don't get them should we progress in the FA Cup this weekend.....
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Monday, 1st January 2018
- Allan Cummings
It's a brave man who tries to wake up Preview Percy on New Year's Day. Especially when he is angry. And after Bournemouth as you can imagine he's not exactly in the calmest of moods. But wake him we did. And here's his resulting look at the visit of West Brom.....
A year to forget...
- Monday, 1st January 2018
- Allan Cummings
It’s now over, the worst year I can recall in West Ham’s history. I don’t know about you lot, but I couldn’t wish 2017 further away!
Bournemouth 3-3 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 29th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Match of the Day - or is it the Muppet show?
- Wednesday, 27th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
The question is, after another weekend of claret and blue fury, do we at West Ham have a persecution complex or does everybody just hate us?
AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United
- Sunday, 24th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
The good news: It's the last Preview Percy column of the year. The bad news: He'll be back for 2018. Here's his look at the Boxing day trip to Bournemouth. Merry Christmas!
Not fit for purpose
- Friday, 22nd December 2017
- Allan Cummings
So Manuel Lanzini will be watching with us tomorrow, no doubt shuffling about on the bench clutching professional footballers’ latest accessory of choice, a hot water bottle.
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Friday, 22nd December 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's not that Preview Percy hates Christmas as such. It's more a case of him hating, well, everything really. Here he takes time out from the laying of anti-personnel mines as a precaution against carol singers to take a look at the visit of Newcastle United. God bless us one and all......
Arsenal 1-0 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Thursday, 21st December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Stoke 0-3 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 18th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Arsenal v West Ham United - League Cup Quarter-Final
- Sunday, 17th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's the League Cup when teams traditionally rest players and give understudies a run-out. We don't do that here at kumb.com. We only have Preview Percy. Sadly....
West Ham 0-0 Arsenal (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 15th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Stoke City v West Ham United
- Friday, 15th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
If Dickens hadn't already beaten Preview Percy to it we are pretty sure that the grumpy one would have invented the phrase "Bah Humbug!" Here he takes time out from shouting abuse at carol singers to have a look at this weekend's visit to Stoke.....
Is potential Wilshere West Ham move worthwhile?
- Friday, 15th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes recently stated the possibility of signing Jack Wilshere from Arsenal in January, but what could the England midfielder bring to the Hammers - if indeed he is allowed to join?
Hard to beat, now make us difficult to stop
- Thursday, 14th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
David Moyes may have put a stop to West Ham leaking unnecessary goals - but now he has to find a way to start scoring them again.
David Moyes needs to spend wisely in January
- Wednesday, 13th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's been a disappointing start to the season for West Ham as they sit second bottom of the Premier League table after taking just ten points from their first 15 games in the top flight.
Who should West Ham target in the January transfer window?
- Wednesday, 13th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Over this winter period, the headline event in the Premier League will be the January transfer window.
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Tuesday, 12th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
You would think that maybe last weekend's result would have cheered Preview Percy up a bit, wouldn't you? Sorry to disappoint - the best we can manage is "slightly less grumpy". Here's his look at Wednesday night's visit of Arsenal....
West Ham 1-0 Chelsea (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 11th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Put a sock in it, Mr Sullivan
- Monday, 11th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Privately, David Sullivan surely realises what a lucky, lucky boy he is after that remarkable, far-reaching interview he gave to the Guardian’s Jacob Steinberg ahead of the magnificent victory over Chelsea.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Friday, 8th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Now we have finally got the details of the New Year fixture list one question remains: Who is going to tell Preview Percy that we need three of these in six days come the turn of the year? While we work out how we are going to break the news to him here's his look at this weekend's visit of Chelsea....
Repeat, repeat, repeat
- Monday, 4th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Two games on the road, as different as chalk and cheese - and that is the real problem facing David Moyes as he tries to turn West Ham into a proper, competitive, football team again.
Man City 2-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 4th December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 2nd December 2017
- Allan Cummings
We're not sure what is scarier. The prospect of playing Man City away or the idea of reading Preview Percy's thoughts on the match.....
Supporters Group Meeting 30 November 2017
- Saturday, 2nd December 2017
- Allan Cummings
We sent Gordon Thrower along to the latest meeting of bloggers, website staff and assorted n'er do wells With Karren Brady...."
Khan and the blame game
- Friday, 1st December 2017
- Allan Cummings
Here we go again, get prepared everyone for West Ham to be given another public kicking over the nightmare that is the London Stadium.
Everton v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 28th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
We assume that you are as excited about next year's royal wedding as Preview Percy is. If you need something to bring down the mood a little why not read his look at this week's visit to Goodison Park.....
Is Hart worth making a Hammer permanently?
- Tuesday, 28th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
As of the start of the international break, no team had conceded more goals than West Ham. For all of the noise that was being made about Crystal Palace’s start and the way they were shipping goals, the Hammers have surpassed their poor defensive record and currently hold the worst defensive record in the league.
West Ham 1-1 Leicester City (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 28th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
A ten point pledge of our own: update
- Monday, 27th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
News that West Ham have finally agreed to sponsor the official Hammers Supporters Club is thoroughly welcome - even if the timing is perhaps a little cynical.
West Ham United v Leicester City
- Thursday, 23rd November 2017
- Allan Cummings
As if he wasn't grumpy enough already we had to wake Preview Percy up a day early for his preview of this week's visit of Leicester City. For pete's sake don't mention we have a midweek fixture coming up.....
It’s Time for Moyes to Practice Some Poker
- Tuesday, 21st November 2017
- Allan Cummings
What’s that you say? Surely our new manager has more important things on his mind than a bit of Texas Hold’Em?
An Insight to Mobile Gambling and Sports Betting
- Tuesday, 21st November 2017
- Allan Cummings
Recently Net Insight has joined with Bet365 and SIS in order to solve what has been an all too familiar occurrence of delay issues associated with the live streaming of OTT betting content.
Watford 2-0 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 21st November 2017
- Allan Cummings
Let's not fuck about. We're in desperate straits.
Premier League - You Can Bet Your Shirt on It
- Sunday, 19th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
When it comes to football shirt sponsorship, the Premier League has never been so well off.
Watford v West Ham United
- Friday, 17th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
And so a new dawn arrives. A new chapter in the history of West Ham United as a new manager takes the helm in the form of David Moyes. We're sticking with Preview Percy though because, er, well we'll get back to you on that one. Here's his look at the visit to Watford....
Will the real David Moyes please step forward?
- Tuesday, 14th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
I know David Moyes is a good manager. I’ve seen it with my own eyes, week after week. This guy knows what he is doing.
I feel cheated
- Friday, 10th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
As a fan who has been going to West Ham since the early '90s, I’m not new to seeing a poor side that's lacking belief, fight or passion. I’ve seen the previous relegation fights and struggles.
Slaven Bilic: 10 Best West Ham games
- Wednesday, 8th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
Popular manager Slaven Bilic was sacked by West Ham on Monday after two-and-a-half years at the helm.
Next level? Count me out
- Tuesday, 7th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
As expected, Slaven Bilic has finally been relieved of his duties. The board even had to drag that process out, I mean just put the poor guy out of his misery.
West Ham 1 - 4 Liverpool (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 6th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
"When your heart is black and broken And you need a helping hand When you're so much in love you don't know Just how much you can stand" - The Stone Roses, "Ten Storey Love Song"
In Retro: Jack Collison
- Monday, 6th November 2017
- Allan Cummings
Imagine playing a game of football for West Ham against Spurs, and all the attendant emotional baggage that goes with that.
So, About Ronald Koeman...
- Friday, 3rd November 2017
- Allan Cummings
Last Monday’s news regarding Ronald Koeman’s dismissal from Everton was instantly met by widespread cries of #BilicOutKoemanIn by unhappy Hammers fans on social media.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Thursday, 2nd November 2017
- Allan Cummings
When we asked Preview Percy why he was so early with this week's look at Liverpool. He muttered something about laughing so much at what Jurgen Klopp said about Barcelona he needs hospital treatment. For further details enquire within. If you have nothing better to do....
Season already written off?
- Wednesday, 1st November 2017
- Allan Cummings
I know we’re only 10 games into the campaign, but is this season already a write off?
Crystal Palace 2-2 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 30th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
"Now I've swung back down again, it's worse than it was before If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor" - James, "Sit Down"
That’s the way to do it, West Ham - outfoxed again
- Monday, 30th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
First things first - I like Slaven Bilic. I liked him as a player and I liked him as a manager who understood West Ham, who had charm and charisma and wears his heart on his sleeve.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Friday, 27th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's been on his travels this week and, no doubt, pausing only to shout obscenities at the machine that reads your passport photo on your way home, he has rushed back to prepare a few words about this weekend's visit to Palace. You lucky people...
Spurs 2-3 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Thursday, 26th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
Sometimes it's easy to take things for granted. Sometimes it's easy to forget what made us fall in love with people, or places, or things or even, yes, football teams.
West Ham 0-3 Brighton (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 24th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham play Crystal Palace next week and I’m concerned that it will be a meeting of such colossal awfulness that it will somehow destroy the world. I'm not telling you to say goodbye to your loved ones, but I'm not telling you not to either.
85 years a Hammer
- Tuesday, 24th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
Back in 1944, my father took me to Craven Cottage where Fulham were playing West Ham.
The unfathomable situation
- Tuesday, 24th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
So here we are once more, huddled together like penguins, waiting for the news diligently, the news that doesn’t come.
There’s Still a Reason to Be Positive about West Ham
- Tuesday, 24th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
Pressure is mounting on Slaven Bilic, West Ham’s manager, as results for the first team have continued to be far from impressive since the beginning of the new campaign.
500 days and counting: where do we go from here?
- Monday, 23rd October 2017
- Allan Cummings
We have just passed the 500 days mark since we left our beloved Boleyn. Seems like yesterday, doesn’t it, and those vivid memories of the last game played at Upton Park.
They shoot horses, don’t they?
- Monday, 23rd October 2017
- Allan Cummings
I think Neil Ashton on Sky at the weekend got it just about right. When will Slaven Bilic be put out of his misery?
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United (League Cup 4th Round)
- Sunday, 22nd October 2017
- Allan Cummings
Depressed at Friday's performance? Need cheering up? It might be a good idea to give Preview Percy's look at Wednesday's League Cup visit to Wembley a swerve then. Believe us he was miserable enough as it was BEFORE he discovered who the referee was...
West Ham United v Brighton & Hove Albion
- Thursday, 19th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
When the sky went a funny colour the other day Preview Percy refused to accept the "Saharan Dust" explanation, preferring instead to stand there muttering something about "tampering with nature by allowing centre forwards to wear no.2 shirts". Nevertheless, on the off-chance that the full apocalypse holds off until the weekend he still found time to prepare this look at Friday's match. On the whole the Apocalypse may have been more preferable....
The paper that backs 'Franco’s club' has the nerve to call us racists?
- Wednesday, 18th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
So Spanish sports paper Marca has branded West Ham fans as racists. The hypocrisy is stunning, from a paper who have been in the pocket of ’Franco’s club‘ for more than seven decades.
You’ll never play for England... again
- Tuesday, 17th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
One thing’s for certain, big Andy, you can book your holidays next year in June because you will be nowhere near England’s World Cup squad in Moscow.
The Development Of Gambling In Australia
- Tuesday, 17th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
Gambling both in land-based and online casinos registered a boom everywhere around the world in the last 2 decades. However, out of all the developed nations in the world, Australia seems to break every record when it comes to gambling and casino usage. Let’s have a look at what led to this situation and where all of this is going.
Burnley 1-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 17th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
Two steps forward, two steps back. And so the dance continues.
Burnley v West Ham United
- Friday, 13th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
We are willing to bet that Preview Percy's look at this weekend's visit to Burnley is the only preview you will read that contains a mention of communist-era East German children's television. With good reason probably.....
West Ham head north aiming to ease the pressure on Bilic
- Friday, 13th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham visit Burnley on Saturday desperately needing to build on their 1-0 home victory over Swansea City in their previous game.
Is this really how people see West Ham?
- Tuesday, 10th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
I’d hoped for a quite fortnight, no chance of West Ham losing a match because it was the international break, and there was plenty of time for a short holiday for myself, family and friends to help consume as much of the Kent wine harvest as possible. We did OK, thank you!
West Ham looking to sign Anderlecht’s Teodorczyk to reinforce front line
- Friday, 6th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
While it still may be the first half of the Premier League and teams are still trying to get their players on top form, they are always looking for new signings to strengthen the squad that are already in place.
The questions they don't want you to ask
- Wednesday, 4th October 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham 1-0 Swansea (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 2nd October 2017
- Allan Cummings
One of my favourite time waster websites is Awkward Family Photos which pretty much does what it says on the tin. I believe this to be the masterpiece of the oeuvre:
West Ham United v Swansea City
- Friday, 29th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at our last match before the forthcoming international break. So if you want to know what links the collapse of civilisation as we know it with Swansea City, here might be a good place to start. Maybe.....
Noble intentions
- Friday, 29th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
I wonder how many fans there are left in The Premier League who can boast that a local boy captains their side?
Back in the firing line
- Tuesday, 26th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
Slaven Bilic is back in the firing line after a late meltdown saw the Hammers snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Agony of the long dance of death
- Monday, 25th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
IT had to be THEM, didn’t it, the club we all dislike the most who were able to drive another nail into Slaven Bilic’s coffin.
West Ham 2-3 Spurs (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 25th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
In the classic three act story structure, we typically see a standard set of touchpoints through the course of the tale which give us the basic framework for events to unfold.
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Friday, 22nd September 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy being nice to Spurs? Surely not? Er, no.......
West Ham United vs Tottenham - derby preview
- Friday, 22nd September 2017
- Allan Cummings
On Saturday, 23 September 2017, West Ham United will be hosting Tottenham in the first leg of their two Premier League meeting this season. As usual, this is one of the games that one could hardly predict in the English Premier League.
AskFans Away Days – West Ham
- Thursday, 21st September 2017
- Allan Cummings
We tasked our resident West Ham fan Lukey Malden with travelling up north to West Bromwich along with his claret and blue buddies and record the experience.
Top 10 West Ham strikers
- Wednesday, 20th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
We got to a thinking recently, what with the recent acquisition of Chica and the dilemma we’ve faced up front in recent years. Who has been our most prolific striker or strike partnership at West Ham?
Brighton’s Tony Bloom Is A Talented Poker Player
- Tuesday, 19th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
Who would have thought that the chairman of Brighton, Tony Bloom is a world-class player?
Forthcoming fixtures should see Hammers climbing the Premier League table
- Tuesday, 19th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
After a less than convincing start to the new campaign, results have picked up in the last couple of games and West Ham now embark on a run of fixtures that should propel us up the table.
Why the London Stadium is better than Wembley
- Tuesday, 19th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s move to the London Stadium last season brought a lot of media and fan attention – though mostly negative.
Why the London Stadium is better than Wembley
- Tuesday, 19th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s move the London Stadium last season brought a lot of media and fan attention – though mostly negative.
West Ham United v Bolton Wanderers
- Monday, 18th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's fair to say that Preview Percy wasn't over-impressed with the entertainment value of the weekend's visit to The Hawthorns. In fact we actually had to wake him up to write a few words about the League Cup visit of Bolton Wanderers. Expect much grumpiness. As usual.....
West Brom 0-0 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 18th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
I am a terrible Englishman.
West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United
- Friday, 15th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was seen to break into a smile this afternoon on hearing of Essex's County Championship win. Sadly he had prepared his look at this weekend's visit to West Bromwich Albion before receiving that particular piece of news......
West Ham 2-0 Huddersfield (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 15th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
As a kid growing up, one of my favourite films was "Big Trouble in Little China". Being a boy from Essex, I'm pretty sure that the attraction revolved around being shown a world totally unlike anything I had ever even imagined before.
West Ham and The Year of The Long Knives
- Monday, 11th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
If your household is like mine, then you will have a bin in your kitchen.
What have you done today to make us feel proud?
- Monday, 11th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
When I was a kid, pretty much up until now really, Bobby Moore was my idol, a hero who was the face around the world of West Ham United.
West Ham United v Huddersfield Town
- Sunday, 10th September 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy spent the international break visiting Italy. So there's one European country now in favour of Brexit then. Here's his look at our first home game of the season. It's not for the faint-hearted, as usual....
Meltdown
- Friday, 1st September 2017
- Allan Cummings
16 months ago I walked away from the Boleyn Ground, full of sadness that I was leaving my second - nah, sod that - my true home.
Newcastle United 3-0 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 30th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
"Omnes relinquite spes, o vos intrapten" - Dante Aligheri
Not another long goodbye…
- Tuesday, 29th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
We’ve all been here before, haven’t we? Slaven Bilic is on the naughty step again and Lord Sully has the raging hump. Is this just another tedious chapter in the long, long goodbye for yet another manager?
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Friday, 25th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's a long way to Newcastle. However, it's still not the furthest place mentioned in Preview Percy's look at our fourth away match on the trot. Not by a long chalk. To find out the where EFL Cup's next target audience is based, read on. If you like..
Cheltenham Town v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 22nd August 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at Wednesday night's visit to Cheltenham Town. Warning: contains the contents of his handkerchief....."
As it stands: West Ham United strengths and weaknesses
- Monday, 21st August 2017
- Allan Cummings
Let’s lay some facts bare: West Ham has not had a brilliant pre-season or a terrific start to the competitive games.
Southampton 3-2 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 21st August 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's impossible, it feels to me, to be able to accurately convey the feeling of being a West Ham fan to other people. We can try, certainly, but the reality is that all football fans are convinced they are on a rollercoaster journey of zeniths and nadirs that is unmatched anywhere else in the world.
Southampton v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
In view of all the transfer speculation that takes place at this time of year, we would like to issue a kumb.com official statement as follows: Preview Percy is categorically NOT for sale. You can take him away for free if you want. Here's his usual mad Friday ramblings. Contains geothermal energy, village idiots and, if you look hard enough, a few words about this weekend's trip to Southampton. Possibly.
In Retro: Trevor Sinclair
- Thursday, 17th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
If the early Nineties was a test of faith for West Ham fans, then the second half of the decade was as near as we ever got to the promised land.
When will we see you again?
- Tuesday, 15th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
So the athletics have gone, taking the most corrupt sport on the planet with them. But when, seriously, will have their circus of cheating and drug taking at the London Stadium again?
Manchester United 4-0 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 14th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
Yesterday I drove for the best part of twelve hours from Essex to Southern France, which is roughly enough time to get me halfway to Manchester based on some reports I read today, and I'm completely knackered.
In Retro: Ian Bishop
- Sunday, 13th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
I'm looking backwards - I can't face the future just yet.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 11th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
A new work experience kid? Odd rants about pyjamas, pitch markings and Abba songs? It can only mean one thing. The return of Preview Percy. If you find anything interesting in there it's likely to have come from the good people of kickoff.co.uk by the way.....
New WHUISA Committee elected
- Wednesday, 9th August 2017
- Allan Cummings
Ten new members have been elected to the West Ham United Independent Supporters’ Association (WHUISA) committee for the next year.
Three reasons for West Ham fans to be positive despite poor results in pre-season
- Wednesday, 2nd August 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham rounded off their pre-season tour of Germany with a 3-3 draw against minnow Altona 93, which saw captain for the night Winston Reid sent off before half-time in his first game back from injury.
Maybe the hardest bit is yet to come
- Monday, 31st July 2017
- Allan Cummings
So far so good, this has been the best transfer window in years at West Ham, but David Sullivan probably knows the toughest bit is yet to come.
The long and the short of the transfer circus
- Friday, 28th July 2017
- Allan Cummings
Short-termism is the new buzz word, and even our gloriously stocky leader David Sullivan admits it’s not the way he would want to do business.
West Ham - kingdom of the not quite
- Monday, 24th July 2017
- Allan Cummings
Review of West Ham’s Betting Partner Betway
- Tuesday, 18th July 2017
- Allan Cummings
Esports Betting: Overview Of The Market And Frequently Asked Questions
- Tuesday, 18th July 2017
- Allan Cummings
People who are interested should read up on Esports Betting: Overview Of The Market And Frequently Asked Questions.
Why should we not be worried?
- Monday, 10th July 2017
- Allan Cummings
Maybe I am just too cynical, maybe I have been following and commenting on football for too long now not to be able to see anything positive about my club.
Give us a clue, what’s the plan?
- Monday, 3rd July 2017
- Allan Cummings
Like it or not at West Ham of late, there’s always been a plan, a golden vision on the skyline that was supposed to propel our club to the land of plenty.
Can a summer signing up West Ham’s game?
- Wednesday, 14th June 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham ended the 2016/17 season on a high note with a 2-1 victory at Burnley last month, but boss Slaven Bilic and Hammers fans will generally be looking forward to moving on from an often underwhelming and challenging debut campaign at the London Stadium.
Who Will Be the Bookies Favourite to Win the EPL Next Season?
- Monday, 5th June 2017
- Allan Cummings
Chelsea will be the bookie's favourites to win the EPL next season but a lot could change over the summer.
27 years and out
- Monday, 5th June 2017
- Allan Cummings
First and foremost, I would like to explain that I'm not a fairweather supporter who throws his toys out of the pram when things don't go West Ham's way. I have experienced many highs and even more lows since my first game on New Year's Day 1983, when a certain Tony Cottee scored.
Will Ayew be at West Ham next season?
- Monday, 5th June 2017
- Allan Cummings
With the 2016-17 season drawing to a close, many of the questions that have hung in the air for the past ten months are being answered.
It's not just the hope that kills you, it's the 'spin' as well
- Sunday, 28th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
Blame the Board? T'was ever thus. West Ham 'Boards' have generally NEVER treated West Ham fans with respect.
The first brick in the wall
- Sunday, 28th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
With apologise to Pink Floyd, our new signing Pablo Zabaleta is not another brick in the wall, he is the first of a significant rebuilding process.
An update from WHUISA
- Tuesday, 23rd May 2017
- Allan Cummings
Interim Joint Chair Paul and Committee member George went to meet the club for a get to know you session with the club last Wednesday afternoon.
Burnley v West Ham United
- Saturday, 20th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's the end of what has been a long, trying season. But that's what having to deal with Preview Percy is like anyway. Here's his final offering of the season before we lock him under the stairs for a few months. Don't worry he'll be back. Unless we lose the key.....
Looking forward to next season
- Wednesday, 17th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
I am sure I am not the only one who is relieved that the season is over on Sunday.
West Ham 0-4 Liverpool (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 15th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Friday, 12th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
For obvious reasons, Preview Percy has been in a rather good mood this week. Frankly we preferred it when he was grumpy. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Liverpool. He still finds stuff to moan about, you'll be pleased to hear....
50 years since he signed for West Ham
- Friday, 12th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
There are important landmarks in any club’s history…and then there’s the day Billy Bonds arrived at West Ham. They don’t come much more important than that.
Why we come back
- Thursday, 11th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
'Abysmal' would be the best way to describe the 2016-17 season, but a near perfect 1-0 win over London rivals Tottenham Hotspur quells this ugly truth for an moment.
Where did it all go so... RIGHT!
- Thursday, 11th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
So the dust has settled, you've still got that smug look on your face, you have given it to the Spurs fans on social media.
One magic moment in time changes everything
- Monday, 8th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
It wasn’t just any old goal, was it? That gem from our very own little pearl, Manuel Lanzini. It has changed the course of our immediate history and maybe seasons to come.
West Ham 1-0 Spurs (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 8th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
Top Trumps Football Legends – A Slot Game for Real Football Fans
- Friday, 5th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
Billy Bonds, Bobby Moore, Trevor Brooking and Alvin Martin are all true football legends all of whom at one time or another have played for West Ham, and whilst none of those players have yet had a slot machine themed around them, there are several international players who have!
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Thursday, 4th May 2017
- Allan Cummings
Nobody knows quite how old Preview Percy actually is. However, unlike the Duke of Edinburgh, he is showing no signs of retiring. Despite our hints. Here's his look at Friday's visit of Spurs...
Stoke 0-0 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 3rd May 2017
- Allan Cummings
Antonio - our summer of discontent
- Friday, 28th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
We all knew this was coming, West Ham always have a transfer saga to while away the summer months - and this year, it’s going to be Michail Antonio.
Stoke City v West Ham United
- Thursday, 27th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Funnily enough we too have been visited by representatives from HM Revenue & Customs this week. Apparently it all stems from a misunderstanding caused by his belief that Canvey Island was a tax-haven. Here's his look at the weekend's trip to Stoke, prepared just before he went into hiding.....
Injury, a Bilic Godsend
- Wednesday, 26th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Many were convinced that the late season match-up with Everton would see Belgian goal-scoring phenomenon Romelu Lukaku add multiples to his seasonal total.
West Ham 0-0 Everton (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 25th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Gamblers 'Lost More Than £10,000' On Fixed-Odds Betting Terminals
- Monday, 24th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
The world of gambling will always have news about it.
West Ham United v Everton
- Thursday, 20th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
What does Ross Barkley have in common with Professor Stephen Hawking? More than you might think actually. They both feature in Preview Percy's look at this weekend's visit of Everton for a start. And, well, that's it really......
This is how to lose your job, Slav
- Monday, 17th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
If this miserable, painful season finally does for Slaven Bilic as our manager, it won’t have anything to do with signings, the new stadium, the board or even the long-debated move from the Boleyn.
Just a reminder: a big weekend win
- Saturday, 15th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
After a much needed win, West Ham have what appears to be, some breathing room from the bottom of the table.
Sunderland v West Ham United
- Friday, 14th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
When we went to pick up this week's offering from Preview Percy we noticed lots of children hanging around outside the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered all in tears. Apparently the grumpy one sent them all on an Easter Egg hunt. Without actually supplying any Easter Eggs. Here's his look at this weekend's trip to Wearside....
Who do you think you are kidding, gentlemen?
- Tuesday, 11th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham were so quick to try to squash any newspaper story suggesting they are trying to find new investment. You just know there is more to it, don’t you? So suggestions that our owners are searching for new investment are "utterly false" should be taken with a large pinch of salt.
West Ham 1-0 Swansea (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 10th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Arsenal 3-0 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 10th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Swansea City
- Thursday, 6th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's struggling a bit this week. We hear he is receiving treatment for some sort of strain sustained during the 100th rendition of "The Wenger Hokey-Cokey" up at Arsenal the other night. Apparently he got stuck during the "knees bent" bit. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Swansea, with due apologies for the overpowering smell of linament...
Fifty years ago today, Ron Greenwood showed us how to play
- Thursday, 6th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
It was the Beatles’ fault really with all the current fuss about the 50th anniversary of the release of Sgt.Pepper.
Hull City 2-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 5th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 4th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes his usual slightly odd look at Wednesday's trip to Arsenal. Probably best avoided if your name is Piers Morgan....
How did it ever get this crazy?
- Tuesday, 4th April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Where do I start? How on earth did West Ham go from the beginning of a brave new world to this mess, this circus?
An empty feeling
- Saturday, 1st April 2017
- Allan Cummings
Are David Gold and David Sullivan really West Ham fans?
Hull City v West Ham United
- Friday, 31st March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy doesn't enjoy international breaks because he doesn't get to do his thing. Funnily enough we enjoy them for precisely the same reason. However, if for some unaccountable reason, you've missed him, he is back and here's his look at this weekend's trip to Hull.....
Humility, dignity and class
- Friday, 31st March 2017
- Allan Cummings
I like Slaven Bilic - which doesn't qualify him as a good manager, but I believe he is a good person (although Laurent Blanc may not agree). He is the sort of person I'd happily spend a night in the pub chatting with. He has an engaging warmth and I believe the players like that.
Don't make promises you can't keep
- Thursday, 30th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Slaven Bilic doesn't make promises to the fans that he can't keep. He understands what the fans want.
What's up with the new guys?
- Tuesday, 28th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
A promising set-piece master and a staunch centre back, two players West Ham desperately needed to plug holes in their team.
The needle and the damage done
- Tuesday, 21st March 2017
- Allan Cummings
This hasn't been an easy season.
A little Cup magic
- Tuesday, 21st March 2017
- Allan Cummings
What with all the negative stories about at the moment and the Chairman's failure (yet again) to keep his gob shut, I thought I’d take a moment to write about something completely different. Sometimes nostalgia helps put some perspective back into your outlook.
West Ham 2-3 Leicester (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 21st March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Online sports betting vs casino gambling
- Tuesday, 21st March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Nowadays the interest towards gambling has been raised to even higher level compared to some couple of decades ago.
The importance of good sponsorship in football
- Tuesday, 21st March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Modern sports fans do not even pay much attention to the advertising banners of trademarks during major sports events.
No time to be fickle, Bilic in or out?
- Monday, 20th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Another loss, another defensive disaster, and another three goals scored. And sure, there is no time to be fickle for West Ham United and their supporters when it comes to the elephant in the room, but is there justification for wanting Slaven Bilic out?
West Ham United v Leicester City
- Friday, 17th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy came back from Bournemouth with a cold. Monaco v Man City cheered him up a bit though. As did the excuse to indulge in a medicinal brandy or three. Here's his typically warped look at this weekend's visit of Leicester City...
Twitter terrorists victorious
- Friday, 17th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
So the faceless, clueless twitter twerps have got their scapegoat. Mark Noble has been sent away for a break to take him out of the firing line.
Come together
- Tuesday, 14th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
What to write for a post that may or may not be published? This is new to me and I’m never short of a word or 100 to say when asked my opinion in any walk of life, but you learn to pick and choose your moments as you get older.
Bilic finding there’s no case for the defence
- Monday, 13th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Deep down you sense that David Sullivan is not totally convinced about Slaven Bilic’s longevity as West Ham manager.
Bournemouth 3-2 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 13th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United
- Friday, 10th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy isn't always a grumpy old fool you know. He let the work experience girl with the large t-shirt collection go home a whole five minutes early on International Women's Day (though he actually claims it was because somebody had been fiddling with his pocket watch). Here's his look at this weekend's trip to Bournemouth.....
The myth of reaching the Champions League
- Friday, 10th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
The numbers are in...make of them what you want, be they Budgets or West Ham balance sheets. All can be interpreted to mean anything you like.
West Ham 1-2 Chelsea (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 8th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Done with West Ham London
- Tuesday, 7th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
Well, I certainly didn’t expect to be writing this prior to last night's game.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Sunday, 5th March 2017
- Allan Cummings
As we enter March we suspect that the phrase "full of the joys of spring" is not one with which Preview Percy is familiar. Here's his look at Monday's visit of Chelsea. Interesting stuff courtesy of www.kickoff.com....
Give Bilic a new contract NOW!
- Monday, 27th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
So Slaven Bilic’s contract is up next summer and I am getting a little worried. Rumours of Roberto Mancini having talks with David Sullivan, I find very strange and if true then it is incredibly disrespectful to Slav.
Here we go again, and again, and again
- Monday, 27th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Now stop me if you have heard this one before. Guess what? Yes, we are scouring Europe and our own backyard in Brexit land for a right back, oh, and a striker. Blimey, I would never have thought.
Watford 1-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 27th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
What a puzzling feeling: thoughts from a 1-1 draw
- Sunday, 26th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Excuse the brevity and scattered nature of my thoughts, but my heart rate remains high after the lack of Success at the end of that match. With that said, an away draw is a positive, right? Then why does it feel so wrong?
Watford v West Ham United
- Friday, 24th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy would like to point out that, although his column carries no sponsorship he'd prefer to be contacted by brewers of decent ales rather than get involved in anything involving the eating of pies. Here's his look at this weekend's visit to Watford. If you find any useful information in there it's likely to have been supplied by our friends at www.kickoff.com...
Backing West Ham is a test of nerve
- Wednesday, 22nd February 2017
- Allan Cummings
It’s been a test of nerve and how deep are your pockets when betting on West Ham and despite three wins in the last five games, punters are losing money backing the Hammers every time in the Premier League this season.
The status of the strikers
- Wednesday, 22nd February 2017
- Allan Cummings
With the league break coming to a close, it seems fitting to evaluate the Hammers squad as it stands and look towards the future as well.
Football, family and the link to Lincoln
- Tuesday, 21st February 2017
- Allan Cummings
I hope you'll forgive me, but I'm straying a little off the West Ham garden path this week. Instead I'm going to go back in time a little.
The Champions must stay
- Tuesday, 21st February 2017
- Allan Cummings
The famous 1966 victory scene has stood proudly near West Ham’s former home, the Boleyn Ground, for many years. According to three MPs, this is where the statue should remain.
West Ham United enjoys gaming sponsors support
- Monday, 20th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Football is a highly favoured game around the world. It is for this reason that teams that know how to play it well have gained recognition which they deserve.
The Champions must stay
- Monday, 20th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
The famous 1966 victory scene has stood proudly near West Ham’s former home, the Boleyn Ground, for many years. According to three MPs, this is where the statue should remain.
The Champions must stay
- Monday, 20th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
The famous 1966 victory scene has stood proudly near West Ham’s former home, the Boleyn Ground, for many years. According to three MPs, this is where the statue should remain.
Dowie shares his thoughts on the current state of West Ham and Fonte
- Monday, 20th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Iain Dowie needs no introduction. The man is a legend and a 52-year-old veteran of the Hammers.
A game of one half
- Wednesday, 15th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Despite the heartbreak of an injury time equaliser and the torture of having to watch Tony Pulis organise an impromptu ‘Who can kick the ball out of London Stadium?’ competition for his players, there were a number of positives to take away from Saturday’s draw against West Bromwich Albion.
Monday morning reflections: getting over a 2-2 defeat
- Monday, 13th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
A day or two have gone by, but the sting is still there. A 94th-minute equaliser takes the absolute elation out of a crowd that was celebrating the home squad, and replaced it with utter heartbreak. But how can a draw and a point from a team the Hammers are chasing hurt so bad?
West Ham 2-2 West Brom (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 13th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
How did it come to this?
- Friday, 10th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
For many West Ham supporters, following the club is an easy decision.
Grit and a beard: the Snodgrass effect
- Friday, 10th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Three whistles sound and West Ham United net three crucial points in a 3-1 victory at Southampton. A dominant effort due to a well executed game plan can hardly be attributed to one man, but let me plead my case.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Friday, 10th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy on this weekend's visit of West Brom. Warning: contains mentions of illegal substances, fish fingers.......and Babylon Zoo
West Ham keep cards close to their chest
- Thursday, 9th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
The transfer window has now closed till summer. Most managers are no doubt breathing a collective sigh of relief as they plan for the remaining four months of the season.
Quality over quantity: nine names for summer
- Wednesday, 8th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's about quality over quantity this summer, for me.
In Slaven we trust
- Wednesday, 8th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
If anyone had any doubts that Slaven Bilic has the backing of West Ham fans and our team, these past few days should have dispelled them.
Southampton 1-3 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 6th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
With friends like these Slav, who needs enemies?
- Saturday, 4th February 2017
- Allan Cummings
Slaven Bilic must wonder what he did in a previous life to deserve all this hassle and stress. Maybe he should ask Glenn Hoddle, who was once an expert on such things!
Southampton v West Ham United
- Friday, 3rd February 2017
- Allan Cummings
What better way to spend a wet and windy Friday night than in the company of Preview Percy? Well how long have you got? Here's his look at the trip to Southampton. Anything sensible in there is likely to have been supplied by www.kickoff.co.uk....
West Ham 0-4 Man City (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 3rd February 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Tuesday, 31st January 2017
- Allan Cummings
It's transfer deadline day. Still no bids in for Preview Percy, unfortunately. Infographic-type stuff from www.kickoff.com .....
Tactically speaking, minus Payet
- Tuesday, 31st January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Slaven Bilic gave an insight into his thinking around the time that his Croatia team beat Schteeve McLaren’s England.
Defending Dimitri
- Tuesday, 31st January 2017
- Allan Cummings
I cannot recall a more rapid decent from hero to zero in football history.
Transfer window, Payet and Bilic
- Tuesday, 24th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
So one week to go in the January transfer window and just the one deal done - Jose Fonte.
Middlesbrough 1-3 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 23rd January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Middlesbrough v West Ham United
- Friday, 20th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
We swear we saw Preview Percy smiling after THAT goal last week. He'll deny it of course. Here's his look at this weekend's visit to Middlesbrough. Extra information provided as ever by www.kickoff.co.uk
New Betting Loopholes – Premium Service, for Free
- Thursday, 19th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Tens of thousands of Brits looking for an easy way to make money are taking advantage of ‘Matched Betting’. So what exactly is it? And surely you should be careful when you see the word ‘betting’, right?
Ten point pledge: an update
- Wednesday, 18th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Last night a group of representatives from various West Ham United websites, blogs and YouTube channels met with vice chair Karren Brady to discuss the ongoing situation at the Olympic Stadium.
West Ham 3-0 Crystal Palace (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 17th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
West Ham And The Fallen Hero
- Sunday, 15th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Ever fallen in love with someone? Ever fallen in love? In love with someone, ever fallen in love In love with someone, you shouldn't have fallen in love with? - The Buzzcocks
Dimi who?
- Friday, 13th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
So our little French darling has got just what he wants, having pushed Slaven Bilic into a corner by stepping way beyond the line of acceptable, professional behaviour.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Thursday, 12th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
So how's your 2017 been so far? Yup ours too. And we have to deal with Preview Percy. It's Palace this week. And we all know what he thinks of Croydon....
Silence is golden, but maybe our fans have found their voice
- Monday, 9th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
For heaven’s sake, let’s have some quiet out there. Silence from the corridors of power, or Sullivan towers, take your choice.
West Ham 0-5 Man City (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 9th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Losing the love that binds on a horrible night
- Sunday, 8th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Shocked, hurt, embarrassed, shattered, isolated…just some of the emotions that flooded through me and many more folk I bet, during the disaster of Friday’s FA Cup mauling by Manchester City.
Au revoir, not goodbye
- Friday, 6th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
The Boleyn Ground; lukewarm cups of tea in the chicken run. Carlos Tevez in a West Ham shirt. VHS. White dog poo. These are all things we’ve lost to the passage of time.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Thursday, 5th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
You thought you were angry with Mike Dean on Monday? You should have seen Preview Percy. And he KNEW that was going to happen. As he keeps reminding everyone. Constantly. Here's his look at Friday's visit of Manchester City in the cup. Extra graphics courtesy of www.kickoff.com....
West Ham 0-2 Manchester United (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 4th January 2017
- Allan Cummings
All I want for January is...
- Monday, 2nd January 2017
- Allan Cummings
All I want for January is a right back. Oh and a goalscoring striker or three; And maybe a commanding centre back. And a quality defensive midfielder, and a better goalkeeper.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Sunday, 1st January 2017
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy + Hangover = well pretty much the same as usual really. Here's his look at the visit of Manchester United......
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 30th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
The good news is that 2016 is nearly over. The bad news is that Preview Percy will be back in 2017. Here's his look at the New Year's Eve visit to Leicester. Happy New Year everybody!
Swansea 1-4 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Wednesday, 28th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Oh for Fisk's sake....
- Monday, 26th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Apart from "Rock star dies", one of the most defining phrases of 2016 must surely be "Populist movement".
West Ham And The Mysterious World Of The Past
- Saturday, 24th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past" - Thomas Jefferson, 1816
Swansea City v West Ham United
- Friday, 23rd December 2016
- Allan Cummings
We would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Because as sure as hell Preview Percy isn't going to do so. Here's the grumpy one's look at at Boxing Day's trip to Swansea.Additional info from www.kickoff.co.uk later...
What do we want? A world-class board
- Thursday, 22nd December 2016
- Allan Cummings
I have agonised over this article for a while, not sure whether it was just going to be about me, me, me (and nobody cares about that) or whether it was going to be about the West Ham family.
So, how long has Slaven Bilic really got?
- Monday, 19th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Now if you were of a suspicious disposition, someone who believes in conspiracies or who just doesn’t trust a word football‘s powerful people say, then you might think there was a campaign to undermine Slaven Bilic from within the club.
West Ham 1-0 Hull City (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 19th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Hull City
- Friday, 16th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was last seen heading towards New Broadcasting House on his mobility scooter brandishing a baseball bat and muttering something about finding the person who decided to broadcast TWO Christmas specials of Mrs Brown's Boys. Before he left he left the following thoughts on this weekend's visit of Hull City. With additional material supplied by the good people of www.kickoff.co.uk.....
West Ham 1-0 Burnley (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 16th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
The Peter Brabrook story
- Friday, 16th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
He was without doubt one of the most exciting players ever to sign for West Ham United FC when he joined for a record £35,000 from Chelsea. His quick and mazy runs on the right flank thrilled the Upton Park crowds of the sixties.
West Ham United v Burnley
- Tuesday, 13th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Although Sunday’s result at Anfield has improved Preview Percy’s mood slightly we would still recommend that any carol singers thinking of visiting the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered think again. And quickly….Proper information supplied as ever by www.kickoff.co.uk
Liverpool 2-2 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 13th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Payet still the key to future success
- Monday, 12th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Dimitri Payet has come in for a bit of stick this season. Apparently he is overweight, lazy and disinterested.
Lohengrin
- Saturday, 10th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
On the West Ham front, things are going pretty well. Having dished out the generous spirit to one north London neighbour, we felt duty bound to do likewise with the other lot.
Triple injury boost for West Ham
- Friday, 9th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are set to receive a timely injury boost ahead of the upcoming trip to Liverpool.
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 9th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
..You know all that stuff about "peace and goodwill to all men?" Preview Percy doesn't. Here's his look at Sunday's visit to Anfield. There will be some useful statistical input from www.kickoff.co.uk just to sweeten the pill. And boy does it need sweetening....
A sad, cold day out in December
- Thursday, 8th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Like a lot of you, I was at the Arsenal home game on Saturday.
Believe in Bilic
- Monday, 5th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
We’re in a bit of a mess right now, aren’t we?
West Ham 1-5 Arsenal (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 5th December 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Friday, 2nd December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is grumpy at the best of times. And these are far from being the best of times. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Arsenal. By way of light relief the good people at www.kickoff.co.uk will be along with some interesting information.....
Man Utd 4-1 West Ham Utd (And Other Ramblings)
- Friday, 2nd December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Bet on Brazil
- Friday, 2nd December 2016
- Allan Cummings
Argyll Entertainment have introduced both Bet on Brazil and RedZone Sports to the online betting industry this year.
Manchester United v West Ham United - Again
- Tuesday, 29th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Manchester United previews are a bit like buses -nothing for ages then two come along at once. Preview Percy is the driver who will pull away just as you get to the bus stop.....
Man Utd 1-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Tuesday, 29th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 25th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has written a few words on this weekend's visit to Old Trafford. We wish he hadn't but you can't have everything. Features some interesting and informative graphics from the good people of www.kickoff.com .......
Slaven, it's time to up your game
- Wednesday, 23rd November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Slaven Bilic. West Ham manager and all-round fans' favourite. Let’s have a little peek into his tenure so far.
WHUISA - an update
- Wednesday, 23rd November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Following the recent West Ham Utd FC v Chelsea FC EFL Cup Game, Amanda Jacks of the Football Supporters federation (FSF) asked the Met Police if they would facilitate a meeting to discuss the fixture.
Tottenham Hotspur 3 - 2 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 21st November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Diafra Sakho, he scores when he wants
- Friday, 18th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
So, it looks like we are going to see the lesser-spotted Diafra Sakho back in action any time soon, but don’t hold your breath, the club have been saying Andy Carroll is on his way back for weeks!
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Thursday, 17th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Can't say we have ever lost any sleep over the identity of the 30th best team in Europe here at kumb towers. However, if you're interested Preview Percy thinks he may have found out. Here's his look at this weekend's visit to Tottenham Hotspur. Real information and graphics courtesy of the good people at www.kickoff.co.uk....
West Ham and the art of the deal
- Tuesday, 15th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
The cost of goals in David Sullivan’s world
- Wednesday, 9th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
Are we all ready? Surely we can’t wait… just around the corner is another trip to the twice-a-year, David Sullivan transfer theme park.
A spectacular arena, but not made for football
- Monday, 7th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
For me, Upton Park was incredible, full of character and a ‘family’ club. You could see that it didn’t matter what you did or where you come from. How much money you had in your bank account or pockets was irrelevant because today you are one of us - a brother amongst fellow Hammers.
West Ham 1-1 Stoke (And Other Ramblings)
- Monday, 7th November 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United v Stoke City
- Thursday, 3rd November 2016
- Allan Cummings
It's time for Preview Percy's look at this week's visit of Stoke City. Also, for the first time we are pleased to be able to bring you some informative graphics courtesy of the good people at www.kickoff.co.uk. Personally we'd advise skipping Percy's stuff and going straight to the graphics....
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
- Thursday, 3rd November 2016
- Allan Cummings
We are getting there, aren’t we…towards the truth.
The Wrath of Khan could do us all a favour
- Thursday, 3rd November 2016
- Allan Cummings
So somebody wants answers, frankly it’s about time because we should all be seriously fed up with the way West Ham is getting the blame for everything from the black death to the great train robbery.
Meeting of the West Ham United Independent Supporters Association – WHUISA
- Tuesday, 1st November 2016
- Allan Cummings
You are all invited to attend the next meeting of WHUISA which will take place this Saturday, 5 November at the Hammers Social Club (HSC) in Castle Street next to the old (Boleyn) ground.
Everton 2-0 West Ham Utd (And Other Ramblings)
- Sunday, 30th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 28th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
After all the rubbish written about Wednesday evening we can confirm one thing at least: Preview Percy has never been known to take a coin out of his pocket let alone throw one at anyone. Here's his look at Sunday's trip to Everton....
Is it time for the BBC to discontinue their coverage of football?
- Friday, 28th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
The rights of the vast majority of live televised men’s football matches are claimed between Sky and BT Sport whilst commercial radio stations are able to commentate on live football.
Any chance of some perspective?
- Thursday, 27th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
Deputy Editor Gordon Thrower takes a look at the reporting of recent events in E20 and wonders if some reporters were actually at the same match as he was...?
Update of Meeting at West Ham Supporters' Club, Saturday 22 October
- Tuesday, 25th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
The meeting was well attended by around 75 people. The West Ham United Supporters Club (SC) was represented by its Chair and two committee members.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Tuesday, 25th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy isn't actually on loan from Chelsea or, from anyone else for that matter. Which is a shame because, if he were on loan we could give him back. Here's his look at this week's League Cup tie against what he insists are called "The Pensioners"...
Which 'top four' clubs West Ham will beat this season and are a safe bet?
- Tuesday, 25th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s last season was truly remarkable. Just remember how it began, the Hammers managed three consecutive away wins against Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester City. Many argue that Slaven raised the expectations in his initial season, so that now people expect too much of him and the team.
Meeting at West Ham Supporters' Club
- Friday, 21st October 2016
- Allan Cummings
All West Ham fans are cordially invited to the Hammers Social Club in Castle Street next to the Boleyn Ground for the second meeting to form an Independent Supporters' Trust.
West Ham United v Sunderland
- Thursday, 20th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
For some reason, when we heard that a gorilla had escaped from London Zoo and consumed 5 litres of undiluted blackcurrant juice last week, we immediately thought of Preview Percy. Here's his look at this weeknd's visit of Sunderland.....
Are we feeling just a bit too sorry for ourselves?
- Tuesday, 18th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
First things first. Sometime recently I got my football team back. They’d got lost along the way from the Boleyn to Stratford, and I‘d missed them.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Thursday, 13th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at this weekend's visit to Crystal Palace. As usual we would advise readers with any connection to the London Borough Of Croydon to take a stiff drink before proceeding any further.....
West Ham United Supporters Trust: an update
- Tuesday, 11th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
Here is a brief summary of the meeting of the Hammers Supporters Club. There was broad agreement to work towards two initial aims:
Shooting the messenger is missing the point
- Friday, 7th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
I’m tempted to suggest that the one thing we should not be doing at present is shooting the messenger…particularly if Simone Zaza is pulling the trigger, because he’d miss!
A new West Ham Supporters Trust
- Friday, 7th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
Discussion has been in overdrive in all forms of media about our wonderful club’s current malaise and while we all hope it will begin to pass (starting with a win against Crystal Palace next week) a number of people feel very strongly about a number of issues.
To Bilic, or not to Bilic?
- Thursday, 6th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
On every metric, Slaven Bilic is failing THIS season, no matter how well he did last season. Whilst the excuses trotted out may have some merit, such as injuries and the stadium move, in the end they are just that – excuses.
10 great things about the Olympic Stadium
- Tuesday, 4th October 2016
- Allan Cummings
Given the many issues which have arisen since the club moved lock, stock and barrel to Stratford in the summer, if often appears as if there's nothing positive to say about the Olympic Stadium.
Unmanageable, un-policeable, unfathomable - and we should be hailing un-matchable Dimi
- Monday, 3rd October 2016
- Allan Cummings
David Sullivan’s ability to talk his way into a corner is pretty well known, be it transfer boasting, or claiming that we have a world-class stadium in Stratford. Which we haven't.
West Ham United v Middlesbrough
- Friday, 30th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
Whatever it is Preview Percy drinks when he writes these previews, he assures us that he has a "therapeutic use exemption" for it. You may wish to apply for one yourself before reading any further...
A season of struggle?
- Thursday, 29th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
I have been a West Ham fan since 1965. I followed them in South Africa, getting airline editions of the Daily Mirror (SA not having TV in those days) for the football results and reports. I grew to love my team and will remain a supporter till I die.
A period of extreme transition
- Tuesday, 27th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
Blaming the stadium is futile. We sometimes lost at Upton Park if I remember rightly. These are professional players and they should be able to put in a better performance than that even if they were on Wanstead Flats.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Friday, 23rd September 2016
- Allan Cummings
We've got Percy. Preview Percy. I just don't think you understand. But there again nobody does....
West Ham United v Accrington Stanley
- Tuesday, 20th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
If you're an Accrington Stanley supporter paying your first visit to our site, welcome. We have this chap called Preview Percy who, as his name suggests, writes previews. We wish he didn't but he is very cheap......
Little spirit, no fight: is Slav's time up?
- Tuesday, 20th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
I’ve got the blues.
West Bromwich Albion v West Ham Utd
- Saturday, 17th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
Next we venture to the Midlands where we will be hosted by West Bromwich Albion at the Hawthorns. Kick Off is at 3pm two weeks in a row. They must have forgotten about us. Hopefully.
We are West Ham, we are bigger than this - aren’t we?
- Wednesday, 14th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
I’m going to a football match on Saturday, and really, really looking forward to it. It probably won’t figure highly on MOTD, but so what, I can’t wait.
Teething problems - or something more sinister?
- Monday, 12th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
Prior to our first game at Stratford, Karren Brady observed that there would be teething problems with the new stadium, whilst encouraging fans to be the 'eyes and ears' of the board to ensure that the problems were resolved.
The Stadium of Fright
- Sunday, 11th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
Last November, a couple of days before my appointment at Westfield to arrange seats and purchase tickets for a group of six of to the “new” stadium, I received a phone call from our advisor with the idea of prepping us before our appointment.
West Ham United v Watford
- Friday, 9th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
Hello. We'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that voting for the Football Blog Awards has now opened. However, if you’re one of the judges could we ask you to cast your eye elsewhere on the site at some of the good stuff. Only it’s just that Preview Percy is responsible for what follows and, well , let’s just leave it at that shall we?....
West Ham’s Premier League performance
- Thursday, 8th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
With the start of a new season, West Ham fans have been feeling optimistic as the team moves to the London Stadium in Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. Headed by Slaven Bilic for the second season running, and bolstered by a number of strategically chosen new players, the bar has been set high this year.
Cracking that glass ceiling
- Sunday, 4th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s owners are entitled to be happy with their biggest transfer window bonanza, more players, more money spent and all the hype they can muster - even if only a handful were through the door before the Europa League bolted.
Window of opportunity
- Sunday, 4th September 2016
- Allan Cummings
At the stroke of midnight on Wednesday, 31 August many West Ham fans might have breathed a sigh of relief with the close of the transfer window. Despite nagging rumours to the contrary Dimitri Payet stayed at the club, 10 new first-teamers had signed and only a couple of players departed. However, doubts remain – following successful summer business the previous two seasons this window felt less than spectacular with questions being raised regarding the overall strength of the squad.
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
If you happen to be located near Preview Percy in the Olympic Stadium, be assured if he doesn't stand up it's not that he doesn't "love West Ham". It's just that by the time he got up last time everyone else had sat down. Here's his look at this weekend's visit to Manchester City...."
West Ham season bets: preview and betting tips
- Friday, 26th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
Ethan Rowe is a season tipster and writes a regular column with BiggestFreeBets.com the Home of the Biggest Free Bets...
Must do better
- Friday, 26th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
First game at the Olympic Stadium for me. A short summation - a fantastic stadium fit for nights of great European football - and a team worthy of wet Wednesday nights in the Conference.
A meeting with the Met
- Wednesday, 24th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
Having followed events online, in particular a 30-minute Periscope film taken immediately outside the Boleyn, including capturing the arrival of the MUFC team bus, it was clear that a dangerous situation had built up over the afternoon and into the early evening.
Standing up to scrutiny
- Wednesday, 24th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
Having read Paul Walker's latest article for KUMB, I feel resigned to the fact that I will quite possibly be facing a ban from the Olympic Stadium due to what's being called "persistent standing".
Our last stand
- Tuesday, 23rd August 2016
- Allan Cummings
If it sounds like a stitch-up, if it smells like a stitch-up, then you can be damned sure that it is a stich-up.That’s my view of the on-going row about standing at the London Stadium.
West Ham United v AFC Bournemouth
- Thursday, 18th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
If preview writing were an Olympic sport, Preview Percy would be the equivalent of bloke from a country without any swinmming pools wearing armbands who has to be rescued by the lifeguards during the men's 100 metre freestyle. Here's is look at this weekend's visit of Bournemouth...
The case for the defence
- Thursday, 18th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
After a summer of much anticipation and excitement, West Ham’s early foray into the 2016/2017 season has provided everybody with a harsh reality check.
Astra Giurgiu v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 17th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
Last year's preview from Preview Percy didn't add much to our knowledge of our next opponents. This year's, if anything, manages the neat trick of subtracting from that knowledge....
The woes of Michail Antonio
- Wednesday, 17th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
Now the dust has settled on our opening day defeat and while the performance raised a number of questions (such as, is Gokhan Tore, Bilic's number one target this season, actually a fat man in disguise, or, who is responsible for placing the 'record signing' curse on us?) but undoubtedly the number one talking point was Michail Antonio, and his apparent fall out with Slaven Bilic.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Sunday, 14th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
Like Gary Lineker, Preview Percy usually does his work in his underpants. Which is why he is barred from every public library within a ten-mile radius of his rest home. We bailed him out in time for him to prepare his look at Monday's visit to Chelsea. For some reason....
Stand up, sit down: if you tolerate this, you’ll tolerate anything!
- Thursday, 11th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
It wouldn’t be West Ham, would it, without an almighty row to herald the most important and historic season of our history.
West Ham United sponsors
- Friday, 5th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's search for new sponsors is affecting other entities in their wheelhouse. For instance, things are changing for the London's iconic stadium, the Olympic. In fact, it may very well get a new name, courtesy of a lucrative deal with the Mahindra Group. As such, the Olympic may become Mahindra Stadium. Has an odd sort of ring to it, doesn't it?
Esports betting - worldwide trend
- Friday, 5th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
Esports betting - worldwide trend of the 2010's, and one of the most profitable of all of them.
Trevor Brooking: An icon of West Ham and England
- Friday, 5th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
The names of some footballers are carved onto the hearts of their supporters, and Trevor Brooking would surely hold that honour for many West Ham fans. An iconic player, his career at the club, for his country and since his retirement is enviable, and his place in football fans’ hearts is truly cemented.
The Piccadilly report
- Thursday, 4th August 2016
- Allan Cummings
As one supporter is found not guilty of public order offences after the FA Cup Quarter Final trip to Old Trafford, we have obtained a copy of British Transport Police’s report into the chaotic scenes at Manchester’s Piccadilly station that evening.
30 days to find five players
- Monday, 1st August 2016
- Allan Cummings
The question is this: want do we want to achieve this year?
Tony Carr's greatest hits: the top 20
- Wednesday, 27th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Tony Carr MBE officially left West Ham United FC today after 50 years' service at the club.
Carr row leaves Brady at odds with fanbase again
- Wednesday, 27th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
The treatment of club legend Tony Carr is, according to many supporters, an absolute disgrace. But should anyone really be surprised? Sadly, West Ham have a long and dark history of treating their legends like shit.
NK Domzale v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 26th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Looking forward to the new season? So were we. Then we remembered Preview Percy and suddenly we weren't quite as excited......
2015/16 in review: May
- Monday, 25th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
Hammers Are About to Meet New Fans on a Trip to Austria
- Monday, 25th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Pre-session preparations are forcing Hammers to make a quick trip to Austria. West Ham United will play three friendly matches against European teams.
The striker conundrum
- Monday, 25th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
How concerned should we be that we have, thus far, failed to sign a first team striker yet?
A little time and patience
- Wednesday, 20th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
In a roundabout way, we're roughly breaking even on deals so far this summer and have improved the squad already from last year, as well as keep all of our very best players throughout the squad from junior (yes, especially Oxford, for now) to senior pros.
2015/16 in review: April
- Tuesday, 19th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
How Betway is giving West Ham fans more
- Friday, 15th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Betway is one of the largest betting and gaming companies in the world, which means that it has a great deal of power in a world that is starting to shift in favour of its industry more and more with each passing day.
2015/16 in review: February & March
- Friday, 8th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
From Kazakhstan to Amsterdam: where our European campaign might take us
- Monday, 4th July 2016
- Allan Cummings
Aside from the question of whether West Ham United will be able to play the home leg of our 3rd qualifying round tie at the Olympic/Mahindra Stadium, there’s early speculation as to our potential opponents.
West Ham to make top six
- Monday, 20th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
It will be upon us sooner rather than later, and I for one cannot wait to see how Slaven Bilic does in his second season at West Ham United with a higher percentage of the squad being 'his' players.
2015/16 in review: February & March
- Monday, 20th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
How - and why - West Ham must strengthen this summer
- Saturday, 18th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
I doubt what I’m about to say will be popular amongst my fellow fans, but it should highlight the truth behind last season and how we must strengthen during the transfer window.
2015/16 in review: January & February
- Wednesday, 15th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
2015/16 in review: December & January
- Monday, 13th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
Waiting for Theo Hammer to fall – transfer window odds
- Monday, 13th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Slaven Bilic’s first season in the West Ham hotseat was nothing short of a cast-iron success.
2015/16 in review: November & December
- Friday, 10th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
Bilic brings back the West Ham way
- Thursday, 9th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Following the departure of Sam Allardyce, a plethora of names were being touted for the vacant West Ham manager’s position.
2015/16 in review: October & November
- Thursday, 9th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
2015/16 in review: September & October
- Tuesday, 7th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign.
Fan of West Ham United? Here’s all the Apps you’ll ever need
- Monday, 6th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Fans of the beautiful game and the lads representing the sport over at West Ham will undoubtedly not need to be caught up on the history of the club.
2015/16 in review: August & September
- Monday, 6th June 2016
- Allan Cummings
We take a look back at the 2015/16 season through the eyes of KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett, who penned a weekly column for the Echo newspaper throughout the campaign...
Stoke City outlook for 2016/2017
- Friday, 3rd June 2016
- Allan Cummings
Stoke City finished this season in 9th position in the EPL, but the feeling is that they can do much better next season. Let's see how far they can go.
West Ham outlook for 2016/2017
- Friday, 3rd June 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have had a terrific season and will sure look to replicate the form that took them to 6th position this year and maybe go even further.
Betway is only one of many gaming companies that sponsor football teams
- Friday, 27th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
Over the past 10 years or so, sport sponsorships have evolved quite a bit and nowadays you can see a number of sports teams wearing the logos and names of popular betting companies on their shirts.
The best season of my life
- Sunday, 22nd May 2016
- Allan Cummings
Although we ended up 7th, a lot of people - including me - will be disappointed by that. But this has been an amazing season to be a West Ham fan for so many reasons.
Farewell, Upton Park
- Saturday, 21st May 2016
- Allan Cummings
It was December 26th 1982, Swansea City were the visitors to Upton Park and I was standing on a wooden foldaway seat at the back of the North Stand at the grand old age of eight years old with my dad.
Hammers lost their bottle - but it's been a fantastic season
- Tuesday, 17th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
Wow. We've been beaten twice, hailed as legends, fans branded as thugs and blown our chances of automatic European qualification…and it’s down to Manchester United to save us. All I can say is, don’t hold your breath folks.
Monday musings: Scintillating season ends on a sour note
- Monday, 16th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
It was a hugely emotional night as West Ham United FC bade farewell to its spiritual home, The Boleyn Ground, last Tuesday evening.
Stoke City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 14th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
And so we make our last visit of the season to the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered where your host will be Preview Percy. In the absence of our getting anyone good to write for us, he'll be back next season, no doubt with a new work experience kid in tow, so make the most of the break. We intend to......
Not the same as Hillsborough, but nearly
- Thursday, 12th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
With headlines of 'Carnage' in the media, the attack on the Manchester United bus prior to the last match that West Ham United would play at the Boleyn Ground, overshadowed what was a brilliant send off and an amazing game and celebration.
Goodbye, Boleyn
- Tuesday, 10th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
Tonight, when West Ham United bid farewell to Upton Park after 112 years, it'll be almost 40 years to the day since I took my first tentative steps inside the Boleyn Ground.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Monday, 9th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
Oh gawd he's gone all teary-eyed on us. Preview Percy ignores our opponents and remembers someone who was there at the beginning for him...
There won't be a dry eye in the house
- Monday, 9th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
As far as football seasons go, this one has been quite eventful for WHUFC. Besides the inescapable fact that West Ham United are leaving the Boleyn Ground after 112 years for pastures new (and publically owned), results on the football pitch have not been too bad.
Everything will change
- Monday, 9th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
Last summer, two of my fellow West Ham United season ticket holders and I made the short trip to Stratford to the Olympic Stadium to watch France play Romania in the Rugby World Cup.
Monday musings: no swansong for Hammers
- Monday, 9th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United's supporters marked the final Saturday match at the Boleyn Ground with a rousing and emotional chorus of 'Bubbles' ahead of the game.
West Ham United v Swansea City
- Friday, 6th May 2016
- Allan Cummings
With it snowing last week and shorts weather this I think we can safely say that the end of season weather has been a bit bonkers. Talking of which, here's Preview Percy....
Monday musings: too good for England
- Monday, 2nd May 2016
- Allan Cummings
Mark Noble might not be good enough to represent England at this summer's European Championships, but he proved to be the difference as West Ham United ran riot at the Hawthorns on Saturday afternoon.
West Ham United – the season in review
- Friday, 29th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
It has been a campaign of marked improvement for West Ham United with the club on the periphery of a top five finish, which would guarantee European football at their new home next year – the Olympic Stadium.
West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United
- Thursday, 28th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
So four games left and we still have a positive goal difference. On the down side that means we still have about 8,000 more words from Preview Percy to wade through, including his look at this weekend's visit to West Bromwich Albion . Still at least it's stopped snowing....
Hillsborough: It could have been us
- Wednesday, 27th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
As a man of shall I say, increasing years, I am so thankful that my sons can go to football in relative safety, that they can go to watch their beloved West Ham United FC and not have to go through what I did at their age - even though at the time, it was a great buzz.
Monday Musings: A week of reflection
- Monday, 25th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
With the FA Cup semi finals in full swing, Slaven Bilic and his West Ham United squad were afforded a rare weekend off.
Still all to play for
- Monday, 25th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have dropped down to 6th place in the Premier Lerague, with some questionable refereeing and mediocre results having led to a slip in the table. But as a whole, it’s been a good first year for manager Slaven Bilic and the Hammers squad.
Robbed..and it hurts like hell
- Wednesday, 20th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
We are being robbed, aren't we? Robbed of the best season of our lives. Systematically mugged off at every turn.
West Ham United v Watford
- Tuesday, 19th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
Due to circumstances beyond our control Preview Percy has been away. And due to circumstances beyond our control, he's back.....
Monday musings: How many more times?
- Monday, 18th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
Jamie Vardy became the 18th player this season to be sent off in a fixture involving West Ham as title-chasing Leicester held United to a 2-2 draw at the King Power Stadium.
The Chris Scull column
- Sunday, 17th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
Here we go with another column; in one of the most depressing weeks to be a West Ham fan for some time. The game against Man United should have been a joyful carnival that would have sent us partying down Green Street to Wembley; instead we got the worst home performance since August.
Monday musings: Robbed, again
- Monday, 11th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
Slaven Bilic refused to criticise referee Craig Pawson following West Ham United's 3-3 draw against Arsenal on Saturday for fear of sounding "ridiculous".
The Chris Scull column
- Friday, 8th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
I know it’s poor form to blame the ref, especially when both goals we conceded against Palace last week were terrible individual errors, but seriously Mark Clattenburg, what were you thinking?
Everybody loves Desmond...sort of
- Wednesday, 6th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
After Saturday’s draw at home to Crystal Palace, West Ham have now drawn 2-2 six times this season, making it our most common scoreline to date.
Whoops! So happy to be wrong
- Tuesday, 5th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
Well you could have knocked me down with a feather.
Is this hypocrisy?
- Monday, 4th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
Now I thought long and hard about this piece, because I know it goes right against the grain of the general West Ham opinion over the Cheikhou Kouyate situation.
Monday musings: Ref off
- Monday, 4th April 2016
- Allan Cummings
When both sets of players and managers agree that a player has been harshly sent off, it's difficult to express sympathy with the referee. And when your team had been the victim of a string of similarly-poor calls, it's perhaps no surprise that conspiracy theories begin to emerge.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Friday, 1st April 2016
- Allan Cummings
If the London Borough Of Croydon actually has a tourist board, it's fair to say that Preview Percy won't be applying for a job with them any time soon. Here's his look at this weekend's final visit to the Boleyn of Crystal Palace......
The Chris Scull column
- Thursday, 31st March 2016
- Allan Cummings
In spite of having no Premier League action, last week still proved a hell of a week to be a West Ham fan. On to Mark Noble’s testimonial; firstly, the man.
Just a perfect day... with Grant Holt nowhere to be seen
- Tuesday, 29th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
It was just that, wasn't it? A perfect day for Mark Noble shared with the West Ham family, an emotional occasion that will live long in the memory.
Why always us? Or am I just paranoid
- Monday, 21st March 2016
- Allan Cummings
Consider, if you dare, what would happen if the disgraceful refereeing decisions that have overwhelmed West Ham these past two matches had happened to Manchester United.
Monday musings: The Bridge of lies
- Monday, 21st March 2016
- Allan Cummings
By rights, West Ham United should be looking forward to an FA Cup semi final whilst peering down at the rest of the Premier League from a lofty fourth place.
The Chris Scull column
- Friday, 18th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
Wha’gwan? Chris Scull here, welcome to my first weekly blog here on KUMB.com.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
Did you know that the inernet had a patron saint? If you didn't, and you're actually that bothered read on and Preview Percy will enlighten you.....
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 11th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
A headline on the BBC News website suggests that branches of McDonalds in Manchester are to start hiring bouncers, possibly in response to the news that Preview Percy will be up there this weekend. They needn't have bothered though - the only other time he went into one of their places he walked out in disgust in protest at the time it was taking for a waiter to come to his table to take his order for tea and scones....
The best is yet to come, but let’s forget Premier League records
- Wednesday, 9th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
It’s started already hasn't it? We are happily being told that Slaven’s outstanding team with their string of brilliant results are on the brink of the best season in our history.
Seeing is believing
- Monday, 7th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
I suppose I wanted to see it with my own eyes, the phenomenon that is Slaven Bilic, the manager who is turning West Ham into a Champions League club.
Monday musings: Poetic justice
- Monday, 7th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
Last November a dreadful challenge by Everton's James McCarthy sidelined West Ham's Dimitri Payet for the remainder of 2015.
Farewell to the Boleyn is for us, not Manchester United
- Monday, 7th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
Right, isn’t it about time our club made a decision about our farewell to the Boleyn celebrations, and stuck to it come what may?
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 4th March 2016
- Allan Cummings
We hesitate to suggest that Preview Percy was actually happy after Wednesday night. However, we did notice what appeared to be a smile cross his lips whlie he was tapping away at his typewriter. There again it might just be his new dentures playing up again. Yes, thinking about it it's definitely that. Here's his look at this weekend's trip to Everton....
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Tuesday, 1st March 2016
- Allan Cummings
Ever wondered what a well-known 19th century poet might have written about Premier League referees? No? Us neither. Unfortunately, thanks to Preview Percy you are about to find out....
Monday Musings: A taste of your own medicine
- Monday, 29th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
The press room at the Boleyn Ground was unusually busy on Saturday afternoon as the media assembled to witness former manager Sam Allardyce's return to the East End.
West Ham United v Sunderland
- Thursday, 25th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
This week sees the return of Sam Allardyce to the Boleyn. You'd expect Preview Percy to be a bit stranger than usual. But TORTOISES???
Monday Musings: A walk in the (Ewood) park
- Monday, 22nd February 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham were simply too good for Championship side Blackburn Rovers at Ewood Park on Sunday afternoon as they eased their way through to the quarter finals of the FA Cup for the first time since 2011.
Blackburn Rovers v West Ham United
- Friday, 19th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
There's been a lot of talk about scrapping FA Cup replays recently. We're not quite sure where we stand on this one. On the one hand it would represent yet another erosion of those traditions that make the FA Cup so special. On the other hand each match that isn't replayed means one less offering from Preview Percy.....
Tickets for West Ham? Join the queue, Hodgson
- Tuesday, 16th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
The next time Roy Hodgson asks to visit West Ham, the club should kindly point him towards the ticket office and tell him to join the queue.
Monday Musings: A decent week
- Monday, 15th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
It's often said that in order to enjoy a productive season, a team should aspire to win its home games and try not to lose too many away. In that sense, it's been a pretty perfect week for West Ham United.
West Ham are right to pay it for Payet
- Saturday, 13th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
So Dimitri Payet has been rewarded with a bumper contract extension only seven months after joining from Marseille.
Thanks Jack and good luck…once a Hammer, always a Hammer
- Saturday, 13th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
Jack Collison’s retirement announcement was not a shock, but it is extremely sad all the same. And West Ham should be eternally grateful to the 27 year-old.
Time to up your game, West Ham
- Friday, 12th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United FC have got so much right in this, our final season at the Boleyn Ground.
Norwich City v West Ham United
- Friday, 12th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
You might think that after Tuesday's win, and with Valentine's Day around the corner Preview Percy might be full of the joys of spring. Don't be stupid....
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Monday, 8th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
We're not saying Preview Percy is old but (part 94): He can remember the last time a Man Utd FA Cup tie WASN'T selected for live tv. It may be hard to believe but he has actual proof of a preview even worse than his. Don't believe us? Read on......
Groundhog Day for Slav's slow starters
- Monday, 8th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
Back in 1993 Bill Murray was the star of a film entitled Groundhog Day (based upon an annual American festival of the same name that takes place every February in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania) in which the protagonist, a weatherman tasked with covering the event found himself living the same day over and over again.
Southampton v West Ham United
- Friday, 5th February 2016
- Allan Cummings
When we arrived to pick up this week's "effort" from Preview Percy we were surprised to find major celebrations under way at the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered. When we asked what the occasion was we were told that, after the recent cold that he didn't like to talk about, the grumpy one had lost his voice. Sadly he could still write. Can't have everything we suppose.....
West Ham United v Aston Villa
- Monday, 1st February 2016
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is smothered in a cold. He doesn't like to mention it much. Here's his look at the forthcoming visit of Aston Villa, whose supporters have good reason to be even grumpier than he is. And regular readers will know just how grumpy that is....
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 29th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
We're not saying Preview Percy is old but when Man City scored their "over the line" second the other night he started muttering stuff about Newcastle's equaliser against Arsenal in the 1932 FA Cup Final. Of course it was all fields around here back then. Here's the grumpy one's look at this weekend's trip to Anfield....
We think you understand now!
- Tuesday, 26th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
It’s all happened in a bit of a rush, hasn’t it? You have to wonder whether the Davids and Karren write their own scripts these days!
Monday musings: a team to be reckoned with
- Monday, 25th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
That he and thousands of Irons supporters were left hugely frustrated by West Ham's 2-2 draw with title-chasing Manchester City at the Boleyn on Saturday afternoon was a mark of the steady progression the club has made under Slaven Bilic since he succeeded Sam Allardyce last summer.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Thursday, 21st January 2016
- Allan Cummings
Unlike Michael Caine in Get Carter, Preview Percy made it back from Newcastle in one piece. Mainly because, unlike Caine's bosses, we were a bit concerned that sending a hit man up to the north east might be a bit, well you know, illegal. Whilst our legal team is working on that here's his look at this weekend's visit of Man City......
Monday musings: start starting better
- Tuesday, 19th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
West Ham came crashing back down to earth at St James' Park on Saturday afternoon with a disappointing defeat at the hands of relegation-threatened Newcastle United, as Steve McLaren finally got the better of his opposite number.
Actions speak louder than words
- Sunday, 17th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
The beginning of this piece was written before my scheduled appointment at the Stratford reservation centre this past Thursday (14th).
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Friday, 15th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
As the temperature drops, if you have elderly neighbours why not pop round and make sure they are ok. Unless you live near Preview Percy in which case we wouldn't bother. Talking of freezing temperatures, he's off to Newcastle this weekend.......
Saipan And Other Northern Mariana Islands To Invite Junket Operators
- Wednesday, 13th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
The Northern Mariana Island (CNMI) Commonwealth Casino Commission has issued junket operators tough and comprehensive regulations and guidelines that will help them do business on the populated commonwealth islands of Rota, Tinian and Saipan.
AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United
- Monday, 11th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
It's been a sad few days hasn't it? Lemmy, Stewpot and now Bowie are no longer with us. Even sadder, Preview Percy shows no sign of leaving us any time soon......
Monday musings: Up for the Cup
- Monday, 11th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
It may not have been the most memorable game ever to feature at the Boleyn Ground, but West Ham are in the hat for the fourth round of the FA Cup after successfully navigating a potential banana skin against Championship side Wolverhampton Wanderers.
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
- Friday, 8th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
We received some disturbing reports after the Liverpool match that suggested Preview Percy may have actually been seen with a smile on his face. However, we've had a chat with Matron at the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered and she confirmed that it was just his new dentures not fitting properly. So it's business as usual then. Sadly.....
Hard-to-beat flair team - the new West Ham way
- Wednesday, 6th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
Damned with faint praise, but we eventually got there, even if it took a little time. Finally there has been some serious, considered views on our season in the wake of the momentous victory over an admittedly spineless Liverpool.
Monday musings: the worst Liverpool side ever?
- Monday, 4th January 2016
- Allan Cummings
Not content with winning at Anfield for the first time since 1963 earlier in the season, West Ham completed the double over Liverpool at the Boleyn on Saturday with a thoroughly satisfying team performance.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Friday, 1st January 2016
- Allan Cummings
You thought Preview Percy was grumpy? You should try visiting him when he has his New Year's Day hangover....
Not just a lucky man
- Thursday, 31st December 2015
- Allan Cummings
The remarkable recovery against Southampton may well have been the watershed moment, when Slaven Bilic felt that he had proved he could hack it in the Premier League.
New Year's resolutions
- Tuesday, 29th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
I once resolved to never again make a New Year’s resolution for the simple reason I am too weak-willed to keep them.
Ten lessons from the victory over Southampton
- Tuesday, 29th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
The tussle with Southampton at Upton Park yesterday evening certainly was a game of two halves.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Sunday, 27th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
The traditional festive fixture list means that we are in the unenviable position of having to having to pay no fewer than three visits in a week to see Preview Percy. we've suffered and now it's your turn...
The Christmas Q&A - with Dave Sullivan
- Thursday, 24th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
Christmas is of course a family affair - so we asked Dave Sullivan, son of West Ham United co-owner David Sullivan to tell us how he and the family will be celebrating the big day!
Aston Villa v West Ham United
- Thursday, 24th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy took time out from laying out his seasonal array of anti-personnel mines for carol singers to write this. Aren't we the lucky ones.....
The West Ham way: the kids are alright
- Wednesday, 23rd December 2015
- Allan Cummings
These are undeniably exciting times to be a West Ham United fan, with the move to the Olympic Stadium providing the club with the superb opportunity to potentially challenge for the major honours on a regular basis.
Monday musings: keeping things ticking over
- Monday, 21st December 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham secured a fifth draw in seven appearances at the Liberty Stadium on Sunday afternoon - although there was very little else to cheer on a dreadfully dull day in South Wales.
Swansea City v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy would like to convey his best wishes to all our readers this festive season. Actually he does no such thing - but we know it will annoy the hell out of him if we say so....
Boleyn memories: through the eyes of a child
- Wednesday, 16th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
As each game comes and goes (mostly in draws these days), time ticks down to the day the Hammers can no longer call the area of Upton Park home.
Potential January window signings
- Tuesday, 15th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham may have extended their barren run without a Premier League victory to six games following the goalless draw against Stoke City, whilst coming away disappointed with just a point against Old Trafford the week before is a real indication of how far the team have come this season under Slaven Bilic.
Vive la difference
- Tuesday, 15th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
So exactly what is the difference now as West Ham struggle through their worst injury crisis since…well, last season…but do it with a smile on our faces?
Boleyn memories: skinheads, Harringtons and tattoos
- Monday, 14th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
Queueing up at the North Bank turnstiles, I suddenly looked around and felt very nervous. I was the only woman as far as I could see and Jimbo, who was nine, was the only little boy.
Monday musings: no goals, but no lack of entertainment
- Monday, 14th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
As goalless draws go, West Ham's nil-nil with Stoke at the Boleyn has to go down as one of the more entertaining ones in recent times.
West Ham United v Stoke City
- Friday, 11th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy DOES actually know it's Christmas. He just doesn't like the fact very much.....
Stop making nonsense
- Tuesday, 8th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
Following the match against Manchester United on Saturday, most people seem to agree that both Marouane Fellaini and Bastian Schweinsteiger should have been sent off. I am certainly one of them.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 4th December 2015
- Allan Cummings
Picture the scene: A wise man in a velvet smoking jackets pores over reference books and the internet to construct a well-researched article concerning his club’s forthcoming opponents. Pausing only occasionally to sip a chilled glass of Sancerre he constructs his article over the course of a few hours before sitting back at the end of the day in front of a log fire with a decent Armagnac, content with the knowledge of a job well done. That’s how other websites do it. We, on the other hand, have Preview Percy, with a bottle of Mackesons, a packet of Werther’s Originals and, if he’s got change for the meter, one bar on an electric fire……..
Monday musings: defensive frailties prove costly again
- Monday, 30th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United's run of Premier League games without a win extended to four on Sunday afternoon following a desperately disappointing draw at home to West Bromwich Albion at the Boleyn Ground.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Saturday, 28th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
We figured that Friday was "Black" enough without subjecting you to Preview Percy. So welcome to "Even Blacker Saturday" then.....
Hammers worldwide: from Malta with love
- Monday, 23rd November 2015
- Allan Cummings
My name is Norman Galea. I'm 52 years old and come from the islands of Malta.
Europe’s Biggest Lottery Winners and What We Learn from Their Stories
- Monday, 23rd November 2015
- Allan Cummings
When it comes to the highest lottery prizes, all eyes turn towards the US and the American lotto games with their huge jackpots that have already passed the half billion dollars threshold.
Monday musings: outfought, out-thought and outplayed
- Monday, 23rd November 2015
- Allan Cummings
It was a case of men against boys at White Hart Lane on Sunday afternoon as Tottenham hammered the Hammers 4-1 in the day's big London derby.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Friday, 20th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
We win an award the week there's an international break and therefore no Preview Percy? Coincidence? We don't think so......
Monday musings: football fans must remain vigilant after Paris
- Monday, 16th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
The terrorist attacks on Stade de France last Friday night left a handful of football fans dead and many more injured. But for the swift actions of French security forces, those numbers could have reached into the thousands.
Come on folks, do keep up!
- Thursday, 12th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
James McCarthy should have been sent off. There you go, I've said it again.
This is our time
- Thursday, 12th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
This is our time. Or so I am being told by the co-Chairman of my wonderful football club. And I have to go along with such a bold statement, and agree, it really does feel as though something special is about to explode across the east of London.
In reply to the Secret Footballer: an Asian Hammer writes
- Tuesday, 10th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
This only being my fourth season as an Iron I can't comment on history, but rightly or wrongly West Ham United has been tarred by racism since the 1980s (and possibly before).
'Dirty' Everton - and the referee from Wigan
- Tuesday, 10th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
The shocking tackle that has sidelined Dimitri Payet for three months is bad enough for any hint of a sympathetic hearing for Everton to be strangled at birth.
Monday musings: Something's better than nothing
- Monday, 9th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's home record against Everton in recent years is little short of appalling.
West Ham United v Everton
- Thursday, 5th November 2015
- Allan Cummings
Hello and welcome to the only match preview you will read this weekend than mentions squirrels. Preview Percy hasn't actually lost the plot. It's just that he never had it in the first place...
Monday musings: A Hammers horror show
- Monday, 2nd November 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham marked Halloween with a horror show of their own at Vicarage Road on Saturday afternoon, going down 2-0 to newly-promoted Watford.
Watford v West Ham United
- Friday, 30th October 2015
- Allan Cummings
According to a recent report Australians are "drunk, inarticulate and use a 23 letter alphabet". Preview Percy only has 3 more letters to learn before he can emigrate then....
Monday musings: Goal-line tech has neutralised 'big club bias'
- Monday, 26th October 2015
- Allan Cummings
The benefits of goal-line technology were clear to see at the Boleyn Ground on Saturday afternoon when Kurt Zouma's effort failed to result in the awarding of a goal - despite at least 95 per cent of the ball having crossed the line.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Thursday, 22nd October 2015
- Allan Cummings
They appear to have discovered a star in the depths of space that is surrounded by some sort of hyperstructure that may, or may not have been constructed by an intelligence far in advance of anything the human brain can comprehend. If you're reading this up there, have you got anyone who can write match previews? Until they get back to us, here's Preview Percy....
The I’s have it: An elite club at West Ham United
- Thursday, 22nd October 2015
- Allan Cummings
There is, and will forever be no 'I' in 'team'.
Rewind 14 years to derby delight under the lights
- Wednesday, 21st October 2015
- Allan Cummings
When Chelsea roll into the Boleyn Ground on Saturday, it will be worth Hammers fans old enough to do so casting their mind back some 14 years to a memorable meeting with the Blues which also happened to fall on October 24.
Hammers not giving up on Pione Sisto
- Wednesday, 21st October 2015
- Allan Cummings
Towards the end of the summer transfer window, it was widely reported the Hammers had bid £5million for FC Midtjylland winger Pione Sisto.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Thursday, 15th October 2015
- Allan Cummings
We're earlier than usual with Preview Percy's piece this week. He's gone to see his lawyer to make sure his ex-wife can't reopen their divorce settlement. Which she will probably want to do if she reads this....
More than OK so far, Slav - but now for the great unwashed
- Thursday, 8th October 2015
- Allan Cummings
Yep, love this season so far. A bright, new young manager who 'gets' West Ham. Away wins to die for and a team who always look like they can get out of the mire however many daft mistakes cost us crucial goals.
October: one home game in a calendar month!
- Friday, 2nd October 2015
- Allan Cummings
Ask anyone at the Premier League and they will tell you the fixture list is compiled by computer. But what sort of computer?
Slaven in tune with the supporters
- Friday, 2nd October 2015
- Allan Cummings
At the pre-match press conference on Thursday, 1 October for the game away to Sunderland, a question was put to Slaven Bilic regarding the cost of match day tickets as can be seen within the KUMB article here.
Sunderland v West Ham United
- Friday, 2nd October 2015
- Allan Cummings
Unlike Jeremy Corbyn, not only would Preview Percy press the big red button in the event of a nuclear war, he'd probably do it in peacetime. Croydon, Liverpool and White Hart Lane are first on his hit list. Sunderland isn't on the list. Yet........
West Ham United v Norwich City
- Friday, 25th September 2015
- Allan Cummings
It was once pointed out to Alan Partridge, Norwich's favourite fictional broadcaster, that a anagram of his name was "Anal Dirge Prat". Talking of which, here is Preview Percy
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 22nd September 2015
- Allan Cummings
This will probably be the only match preview you read that tackles the "Great Crisp Packet Controversy". Here's Preview Percy to show why this is not necessarily a good thing.....
Stop the migration process now, Arnold Hills would
- Monday, 21st September 2015
- Allan Cummings
If you look back on our history our founder Arnold Hills, although seemingly a tough chap, had a rich streak of fairness and the hope of doing the right thing in him as can be seen by this quote attributed to him:
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th September 2015
- Allan Cummings
This week's Preview Percy column contains a snippet of information that may be of interest to anyone planning on taking part in a tv quiz in Argentina or, possibly, India. Which is of no consolation to the rest of us unfortunately.....
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Sunday, 13th September 2015
- Allan Cummings
Ever felt sorry for a mosquito? Preview Percy has. To learn exactly why, and much, much less read on. If you like...
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Sunday, 13th September 2015
- Allan Cummings
Ever felt sorry for a mosquito? Preview Percy has. To learn exactly why, and much, much less read on. If you like...
An interesting window
- Wednesday, 2nd September 2015
- Allan Cummings
It was an interesting transfer window, which has ultimately proved quite fruitful - although I don't think anybody could criticise anybody else for believing at one point that our dealings were done after Manuel Lanzini signed and that a free transfer for Joey Barton was the only likely outcome.
Moving on up
- Wednesday, 2nd September 2015
- Allan Cummings
Before our very eyes in the amazing last hours of the transfer window, we watched ourselves moving to a different level.
The best away win EVER…
- Monday, 31st August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Right, I believe it. We have won at Anfield, frankly I never thought I would ever see the day. For those of us of a certain vintage and for yours truly who spent 20 years of his working life in Liverpool, it is something just a touch special.
Online betting companies sponsoring Premier League teams
- Sunday, 30th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Something fairly big in the Premier League news world is the fact that online betting companies are starting to sponsor Premier League teams. This has happened before, but it is starting to happen even more than ever now.
Liverpool v West Ham Utd: is this our year?
- Saturday, 29th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Is this the year the Liverpool hoodoo finally ends? The bookies clearly don’t think so and, based on what we’ve seen at Upton Park so far this season, it’s hard to argue with them. But, be honest, who really thought West Ham would win at the Emirates?
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 28th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Kevin Nolan - gone. Modibo Maiga - gone. Preview Percy - still here. Damn.
Trying to make sense of it all
- Friday, 28th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
I don't watch Eastenders or any other soap. I don't need to because I'm a West Ham fan and they provide a weekly dose of drama, tears and terrible performances from highly paid professionals.
Disillusioned
- Monday, 24th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
The first half in particular of the AFC Bournemouth game this past weekend will live long in the memory, along with other modern day successes like Chesterfield away in the league cup, Stockport County or Savio Nsereko.
West Ham United v AFC Bournemouth
- Friday, 21st August 2015
- Allan Cummings
We haven't entertained Bournemouth at home since Preview Percy started writing these columns a few years ago. So we'd just like to reassure visiting supporters that it's nothing personal - he's this bad EVERY week.....
West Ham United v Leicester City
- Friday, 14th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Last Sunday's season-opener ended an 8-year wait for a win over Arsenal. The wait for Preview Percy to get a round in on the other hand goes on.......
Put that chicken away, missus! Hammers' hubris still unjustified (for now)
- Friday, 14th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Without doubt Sunday's win at the Emirates was a delicious moment for Hammers fans who have long suffered at the hands of their neighbours from North London. Breaking a 15-game run without a win in the fixture has undoubtedly raised spirits, and expectations, at West Ham.
Are you watching, Allardyce?
- Monday, 10th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Sometimes you just have to take a step back, forget all the bickering about transfers, money, new stadiums and attention-seeking owners, and just soak up the very special feeling than comes from an amazing victory nobody thought possible.
Europe, a bitter pill to swallow
- Sunday, 9th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
When it comes to our club, I'm one of the most positive. I'm also positive about Bilic, who was one of two managers I hoped we'd sign.
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Friday, 7th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
It's not every week that Preview Percy submits a preview that is insightful and full of useful information. And this week is, sadly, no exception to that rule....
Should West Ham adopt a more Saintly approach?
- Friday, 7th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
The idea that European Competition is something of a hindrance, and should be avoided at all costs. is probably what annoys me the most. It is an attitude that will allow the 'top six' to dominate English football, and the European places for years to come.
How have the Hammers done in the transfer window so far?
- Wednesday, 5th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
‘Encouraging’ would probably be the best word to use when summing up West Ham United’s summer transfer window so far, with a number of boxes ticked and some still waiting to be filled.
Bilic looks like the right man for the job
- Wednesday, 5th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
Happy to forget and move on from last season, West Ham fans will be excited about the prospect of things to come in the new campaign with Slaven Bilic at the helm.
Julian Dicks can lead the side to victory in Romania
- Tuesday, 4th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
It was originally penned as the ideal pre-season warm up that would have us buzzing against a sleepy Arsenal on the opening day of the Premier League.
What's the point of European qualification?
- Tuesday, 4th August 2015
- Allan Cummings
My first European experience was the Intertoto Cup as I was not alive for any European campaign that came before (bar the Anglo-Italian Cup, but as a six-year-old I don’t think my parents would have let me travel) and the last before this season was travelling to Palermo for our ill-fated 2006-07 UEFA Cup campaign.
KUMBing of age
- Thursday, 30th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
18 years ago this month Knees up Mother Brown - the online West Ham fanzine, as it was then known - took its first tentative steps on the World Wide Web.
West Ham United v FC Astra
- Wednesday, 29th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy went to Malta for last week's match against Birkirkara. We'd just like to apologise to the good people of that fine island - it wasn't our idea. We'd also like to apologise to Romania for what follows.....
The Companion Guide to Birkirkara
- Monday, 20th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
So it’s on to the second leg in Malta! For those who have little idea of Malta and its football-crazy population I thought I’d give you all some background.
English players quota: yes or no?
- Sunday, 19th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
His holiness, Greg Dyke, who to the best of my knowledge has never previously been involved in football in either a playing, or administrative, capacity has decided, demanded almost, that in order to save the English national team from international oblivion Premier League clubs must adhere to a quota, whereby a minimum number of players should be 'home grown'.
The Bilic interview exclusive...
- Thursday, 16th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
Ever wondered what Slaven Bilic said to convince the West Ham owners he was the right man for the job?
West Ham United v Birkirkara
- Tuesday, 14th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
We'll admit that we don't know a lot about Maltese football here at Kumb Towers. And, having read the fruits of Preview Percy's labours on the subject we're none the wiser to be honest....
Who else could arrive at West Ham this summer?
- Sunday, 12th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
It has already been a busy summer at West Ham who have not only turned to fans’ favourite Slaven Bilic to reignite the spark back into the club as manager, but also been extremely pro-active in the transfer market.
I don't hate mine, I hate yours
- Friday, 10th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
I have written and commented on my optimism for the season ahead and how things feel good around West Ham (at the moment).
The battle for the armband: Cheik-mate
- Tuesday, 7th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
It seems likely that Kevin Nolan will be playing away from Upton Park next year or play a much smaller role than he has in recent seasons. With Nolan being the current West Ham United captain, obvious questions have been asked, just who will replace him as skipper?
The feeling of optimism has returned
- Tuesday, 7th July 2015
- Allan Cummings
Wonderful summer time in London. Lunchtime beers, evening beers, barbecues and girls wearing very little. Simple pleasures but ones that keep me happy while I expose my tattooed pink body to the sun.
Let the final season commence
- Thursday, 2nd July 2015
- Allan Cummings
That West Ham United have been able to completely sell out the Boleyn Ground for tonight's Europa League tie against Andorran minnows FC Lusitanos is a clear indication of the fans' desire to make the most of the limited time remaining at our famous old ground.
West Ham United v FC Lusitans
- Wednesday, 1st July 2015
- Allan Cummings
It's time to pay our first visit of the season to the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered to see how much Preview Percy knows about Andorra. Not much as it happens...
West Ham United, a season in review: January 2015
- Wednesday, 1st July 2015
- Allan Cummings
Throughout the football season, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett pens a weekly column for Echo Newspapers.
Is the Tunisian Rock on his way to the Boleyn Ground?
- Saturday, 27th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Is Aymen Abdennour the best defender in Europe? This was the question evoked by French magazine SoFoot, after Monaco narrowly lost out to Juventus in last season's Champions League quarter finals.
West Ham linked with French Ligue 1 sensation - and it’s not Dimitri Payet!
- Friday, 26th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
A lot of column inches have been dedicated to Dimitri Payet recently and while the negotiations have finally been concluded, they have been described as being akin to ‘pulling teeth’.
Early doors
- Tuesday, 23rd June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Pre-season has not even begun yet, but in my judgement the club has made the right decision in letting Sam Allardyce go, and in replacing him with Slaven Bilic.
It’s a council house….don’t blame us for the Olympic financial cock-up
- Monday, 22nd June 2015
- Allan Cummings
I don’t know about you lot out there, but I am getting sick to death of West Ham United being slaughtered every time someone mentions the conversion of the Olympic Stadium and the cost to the nation‘s taxpayers.
Crazy Sundays and our brave new world
- Friday, 19th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
I’ve been away. You can tell, can’t you?
Improvements and speculation
- Thursday, 18th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
I am encouraged by the up-to-date transfer dealings. I must admit my work is suffering while I watch transfer news updates and have been busted more than once trying to Google translate an article from some random Turkish newspaper that links West Ham with this or that player.
Observations on the OS season ticket booking process
- Monday, 15th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
I popped along today to see the nice salesman in the sales suite at Stratford Westfield shopping centre.
West Ham United, a season in review: December
- Friday, 12th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Throughout the football season, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett pens a weekly column for Echo Newspapers.
In defence of David Sullivan (and his hat)
- Thursday, 11th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
I enjoy reading the various opinions of supporters as it constantly shows the glass half full/half empty emotions of us, the West Ham fans.
West Ham United, a season in review: November
- Thursday, 11th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Throughout the football season, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett pens a weekly column for Echo Newspapers.
Bilic: the KUMB writers' view
- Wednesday, 10th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
On the day that Slaven Bilic was appointed as the new manager of West Ham United, we asked the KUMB Writers for their views on the appointment.
Blinking in the harsh light of reality
- Wednesday, 10th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
He’s been linked with the job since last summer and finally Slaven Bilić has been named as the 15th manager in West Ham United's history.
A wise decision to appoint Bilic
- Wednesday, 10th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
First things first; I am pleased with the appointment of Slaven Bilic as the 15th West Ham manager.
Welcome back, Slaven
- Wednesday, 10th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Welcome back, Slaven. If you turn out to be as good a manager for us as you were a player. No buggering off to Everton! I jest...
Bilic, the sensible choice
- Wednesday, 10th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United, through its unofficial press officer Dave Sullivan earlier today (Tuesday 9th) announced Slaven Bilic as the 15th permanent manager of the Hammers. Of all the options out there and names in the frame for the position, the sensible choice has been made.
The demise of Kevin Nolan
- Monday, 8th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
On the first weekend in February, when West Ham took on Manchester United at home, there were rumours going around that one fan was bringing a Nolan out banner to brandish in the Bobby Moore Stand. I’ve seen banners calling for managers to be sacked, but for captains? Unheard of.
West Ham United, a season in review: October
- Monday, 8th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Throughout the football season, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett pens a weekly column for Echo Newspapers. Join us as we take a look back at the highs and lows of the 2014/15 season, with our eyes today firmly affixed on October 2014...
And the new manager of West Ham is...
- Thursday, 4th June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Further to the departure of Sam Allardyce, the press have been guessing who the new manager will be at West Ham, and it seems the linked names are dropping like flies.
West Ham United, a season in review: September
- Wednesday, 3rd June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Throughout the football season, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett pens a weekly column for Echo Newspapers. Join us as we take a look back at the highs and lows of the 2014/15 season, with our eyes today on September 2014...
West Ham United, a season in review: August
- Monday, 1st June 2015
- Allan Cummings
Throughout the football season, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett pens a weekly column for Echo Newspapers. Join us as we take a look back at the highs and lows of the 2014/15 season, beginning with his August musings...
Thanks Sam; it’s not you, it’s us
- Wednesday, 27th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
I thank Sam Allardyce for turning us around and making us a solid Premier League team after promotion. We have indeed made strides under his stewardship.
Jeux Sans Frontières
- Tuesday, 26th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
So after months of speculation, it's finally in the bag. We may have not followed the conventional path to qualification, but West Ham are in the Europa League for the first time in the club's illustrious history nonetheless.
Rebuilding
- Monday, 25th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
Let the speculation commence! It's that time of year - who should we ship out? Where do we need to strengthen?
Sam Allardyce, 2011-2015
- Sunday, 24th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
Just three minutes had elapsed after the final whistle at Newcastle on Sunday afternoon when West Ham announced that manager Sam Allardyce would be leaving the club with immediate effect.
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Friday, 22nd May 2015
- Allan Cummings
And so we reach the final game of the season which means that we cn go a whole three months without having to speak to Preview Percy. What's that you say? Europa League? Oh for pete's sake.....
A final season to remember?
- Monday, 18th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
As I write this, I'm pondering our season. On the TV, West Ham are playing Everton. It’s the start of May, it’s the final game at Upton Park this season, it’s a sell out and the sun is shining. But I'm only half watching.
A new manager? The only certainly is uncertainly
- Saturday, 16th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
I am half expecting to walk past my local newsagents and see one of those adverts in the windows advertising services or rooms to let reading something along the lines of:
West Ham United v Everton
- Friday, 15th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
Pie shop share prices, old ladies queuing up to buy new cars and the truth about Tim Howard's beard. Yup it's time for more of Preview Percy's mad ramblings......
Aston Villa v West Ham United
- Friday, 8th May 2015
- Allan Cummings
It's a sobering thought, that had he been accepted by his chosen party as a candidate, we could be talking about "Preview Percy MP" by now. Thankfully, even the Official Monster Raving Loony Party has standards.....
West Ham United v Burnley
- Friday, 1st May 2015
- Allan Cummings
What sort of sick mind finds connections between Ashley Barnes and Paolo Di Canio and between Ron Greenwood and Lee Dixon? Preview Percy - inevitably....
Thanks for the memories, which only my generation can remember
- Friday, 1st May 2015
- Allan Cummings
Let's all take a break from the blood-letting and feuding over the future of Sam Allardyce just for a while and make sure we pay a fitting tribute to legends from our past who actually won things.
FPP: a breath of life
- Tuesday, 28th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
I've read and enjoyed the recent spate of articles by Geoff Toates.
Queens Park Rangers v West Ham United
- Friday, 24th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy. If ever there was a person you shouldn't give your bank details to....
Brady still calling the tune
- Friday, 24th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
At last, someone from our beloved leadership has said something, anything, to ease some of the troubled waters.
Why the cynics are wrong to attack 'affordable football'
- Thursday, 23rd April 2015
- Allan Cummings
By now we’ve all read the headlines; "Affordable football for all"... "Season ticket prices slashed".
Olympic Stadium ticket pricing FAQ
- Wednesday, 22nd April 2015
- Allan Cummings
For more detailed FAQs about the general process of seat selection at the new Stadium, including the schedule of appointments at the Reservation Centre, please click here. Or if you cannot find the answer to your question, please email newStadium@westhamunited.co.uk.
Financial fair play is the death of competition
- Tuesday, 21st April 2015
- Allan Cummings
We are soon to begin what should be an exciting new chapter in our club’s history.
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 18th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
Who is Derek Castle? Why are there two of him and what has he got to do with this weekend's trip to Manchester City? Yup it's another visit to the strange and warped world of Preview Percy....
Mental Health Awareness week
- Thursday, 16th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
The charity, Mental Health Foundation is holding its annual mental health awareness week starting Monday 11th May where the theme of the week is “be mindful”.
Big Sam and the glass ceiling
- Monday, 13th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce for me is a good manager who could have been a great manager.
Frozen in time
- Sunday, 12th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are suffering from football inertia of the very worst kind… frozen in time just waiting, begging almost, for something to happen.
West Ham United v Stoke City
- Friday, 10th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
We woke Preview Percy up early for this week's look at Stoke City. No reason. We just wanted to annoy him......
Sam Allardyce is like Marmite
- Thursday, 9th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
Following the 2-1 loss to Leicester City, the knives were out for Sam Allardyce.
David Sullivan, it's time to make your mind up
- Monday, 6th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
Indecision and uncertainty, in any business, inevitably leads to reduced performance and profitability.
Stubborn Sam loses fans
- Monday, 6th April 2015
- Allan Cummings
Saturday’s away defeat to struggling Leicester City means it’s now nine Premier League away games without a win.
Can the Hammers do the double over Leicester?
- Friday, 3rd April 2015
- Allan Cummings
Ending the season on a high would be a fitting climax to what has been an excellent season for West Ham who have looked assured of a top half finish.
Leicester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 3rd April 2015
- Allan Cummings
The one good thing about international breaks is that it means there's no Preview Percy. Which is why we actually look forward to England friendlies. Sort of. Here's his look at Leicester. Sort of.
West Ham United v Sunderland
- Friday, 20th March 2015
- Allan Cummings
Disappointing - adj Descriptive of the sort of feeling one gets when your attempts to watch a solar eclipse are thwarted by cloud cover. Also, descriptive of anything written by Preview Percy. Especially this...
What has happened to our production line of talent?
- Friday, 20th March 2015
- Allan Cummings
The history of West Ham United shows that until relatively recently we have a good record of producing a steady flow of players who have gone on to achieve great things in the game, albeit in all too many cases with clubs other than our own.
When we were kings of Europe: a distant memory not forgotten
- Friday, 20th March 2015
- Allan Cummings
It would have been very nice to celebrate the 50th anniversary of our greatest-ever achievement with a return to Europe.
The FA: barking up the wrong tree
- Saturday, 14th March 2015
- Allan Cummings
Four words. Well, not exactly. Sort of. One letter, two words, one letter and three asterisks.
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Friday, 13th March 2015
- Allan Cummings
What have asteroid strikes, inter-war British cinema and broken teacups all have in common? Nothing, obviously. You'd have to be mad to think so. Here's Preview Percy then....
Fade and die: the same old story
- Tuesday, 10th March 2015
- Allan Cummings
It’s late October, and West Ham have just produced another amazing performance to win their third consecutive game, and beat the current champions 2-1 at The Boleyn Ground. The win propels them to fourth in the table, just a solitary point behind their defeated opposition.
Come in Big Sam, your time is up
- Monday, 9th March 2015
- Allan Cummings
I occasionally scan West Ham forums such as KUMB's, West Ham Online and, until it committed hari kari by asking for money to experience an advert-free website, Hammers Mad.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Tuesday, 3rd March 2015
- Allan Cummings
What's the average age of a Grandmother on the Jeremy Kyle show and what's that got to do with Chelsea? Only Preview Percy could make a connection like that....
What is the 'true' fan?
- Monday, 2nd March 2015
- Allan Cummings
The one thing I've found surprising about all the recent column inches and online discussions is that nowhere have I seen any version of one of the common dismissals. "They're not true fans"; "they're not real fans"; "they're not proper
There are no winners here
- Monday, 2nd March 2015
- Allan Cummings
Shuffling away from the Boleyn on Saturday and heading for a mid-afternoon livener--the best thing about lunchtime kick-offs because the results and performance always seem to be rubbish--surely everyone was left with the feeling that the current situation at the club is doing no one any good.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Friday, 27th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
We asked Preview Percy to look at this weekend's visit of Crystal Palace. This is what was left after the lawyers had looked at it.......
To offend or not to offend, that Is the question
- Thursday, 26th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
"Man offended on behalf of someone else reports incident he didn't see or hear", wrote Staff. It sets up the expectation that the article is going to be wholly dismissive of the current kerfuffle about some idiotic chanting at White Hart Lane last Sunday.
Do you know the way to shame Jose?
- Thursday, 26th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
That master manipulator Jose Mourinho is at our place next week, hope everyone gives him a rousing welcome!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Tuesday, 24th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
Gordon Thrower, KUMB.com's Deputy Editor has a brother with Downs Syndrome. Here's what he had to think about the Harry Kane song - and resulting furore...
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Saturday, 21st February 2015
- Allan Cummings
It's been a grim old week whichever way you look at it. Here's Preview Percy, so don't expect the mood to lighten any.....
Allardyce finally pulls a hand of aces
- Friday, 20th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
It looks like the top four dream is finally over for West Ham. Despite being only six points off Southampton, getting ahead of the likes of Liverpool, Tottenham, and Arsenal may be a step too far for Allardyce's men. But how good does it feel to even say that?
Who are ya? Not a racist
- Friday, 20th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
Usually when incidents happen, such as the one that involved Chelsea and a black gentleman on a Paris tube station, supporters of other clubs come together to point the finger.
Transfer madness of the current regime
- Friday, 20th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
With West Ham on an incredible 38 points in 25 games, their best tally at this stage of a top-flight season since 1985-86 (48 points), when they finished third its smiles all round in the East End of London, or so you would think.!?
The long goodbye
- Friday, 20th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
If this is the beginning of the long goodbye, then we know it has already been painful, abusive, lacking in class and dignity and with a touch of mob rule.
West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United - FA Cup 5th Round
- Friday, 13th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
Ah the magic of the FA Cup. Not even Preview Percy can ruin that. As usual he gives it a good go though.....
Southampton v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 10th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy doesn't like to mention it but, for a while, he used to live not far from Southampton as a kid. Neither he nor the town benefited much from the experience and he made his way back to London as soon as he could. Their loss is, er, also our loss....
Mixed emotions over Morrison departure
- Sunday, 8th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
Ravel Morrison is leaving West Ham United in the summer, having signed a pre-contract with Rome club, Lazio, ahead of last Monday's transfer deadline. I, for one, have mixed emotions about this.
The Olympic Stadium: a fair poll?
- Sunday, 8th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
Football fans are a conservative bunch. Most have their matchday routines – travel, drinking, eating and a favourite seat or spot on the terraces. It is understandable that talk of a new ground, however much it may promise future success for the team, will cause unease amongst some supporters.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Saturday, 7th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
A cricketing blacksmith, a shopping channel table lamp, a pitch for an ITV sitcom and some dandruff. Welcome to the strange world of Preview Percy. Warning: article may contain some stuff about this weekend's match against Man Utd. But we wouldn't bank on it.....
Was anyone reading the rules?
- Friday, 6th February 2015
- Allan Cummings
So, here we are again, with our name tarnished by another brush with officialdom, this time world governing body, FIFA.
15 cup finals: the hunt for Europe
- Tuesday, 3rd February 2015
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have had a complete turnaround in their fortunes following last season’s disappointment that even resulted in the club’s own fans voicing their displeasure on more than one occasion.
The time traveller’s strife...
- Tuesday, 3rd February 2015
- Allan Cummings
If a time traveller boarded his Delorean in May 2011, typed '2 February 2015' into the keypad and hit the 88mph required to fire up the flux capacitor in order to create a split in the space/time continuum (bear with me, I know where I’m going with this), he’d arrive at a time when West Ham United FC were sitting 8th in the Premier League and safely through to the fifth round of the FA Cup.
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 30th January 2015
- Allan Cummings
Liverpool. They're not one of Preview Percy's favourite clubs. But you probably worked that out for yourselves....
Bristol City v West Ham United
- Friday, 23rd January 2015
- Allan Cummings
Chimpanzees, sonic screwdrivers and the FIFA presidential election. It must be time for a visit to the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered where your host is, as ever, Preview Percy. Never mind....
The strange path of an American Hammer.
- Wednesday, 21st January 2015
- Allan Cummings
Many in the United States know the toil of supporting a shit sports team, the Philadelphia Phillies, the New York Knicks, or the Tampa Bay Bucs.
Can West Ham qualify for Europe?
- Tuesday, 20th January 2015
- Allan Cummings
With the recent 3-0 home victory over Hull City, our first league win since December 20th, talk on whether or not West Ham can still qualify for Europe has been re-ignited. We currently sit in 7th place on 36 points after just 22 games and are only four points off the Champions League. How long can the Hammers keep in the race for the European places?
West Ham United v Hull City
- Saturday, 17th January 2015
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is back after his rest home relocation. No deposit required...
The Olympic Stadium: making dreams or scheming schemes?
- Monday, 12th January 2015
- Allan Cummings
When it has come to West Ham United's move to the Olympic stadium, I guess I have been a fence-sitter for most of the process. I could see the pros and cons but never felt totally one way or another on the issue to start with.
Everton v West Ham United - FA Cup 3rd Round
- Monday, 5th January 2015
- Allan Cummings
They're moving Preview Percy to a new home at the weekend. We can only hope he gets left behind in the move. In the meantime here's his look at the third round of the Cup. If you're a BT Sport exec you may want to skip this one...
Expectations and the West Ham fan
- Monday, 5th January 2015
- Allan Cummings
With the FA Cup 3rd round tie against Everton coming up this week, it’s a good time to reflect on what we Hammers fans expect from our club.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Wednesday, 31st December 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at the first game of 2015. Contains the not nearly used enough word "poppycock" as well as a "Daft Fact Of The Week" that, unusually for him, is both daft AND a fact.....
Just our reffing luck
- Wednesday, 31st December 2014
- Allan Cummings
First things first. Chelsea were too good for us. Going to Stamford Bridge where the record now stands at eight played, eight won was always going to be a big ask to take anything from the game. The gulf in class was just too big, and even if Song and Sakho had started, I believe we would still have been beaten as convincingly.
Peace and goodwill? You must be joking!
- Tuesday, 30th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
So we were expecting it to be all peace and light at Boleyn Towers amongst our bickering hierarchy, season of goodwill and all that. Yea, right, and pigs might fly.
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Saturday, 27th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
It's Christmas. He's been raddled with 'flu and we have two games in three days. Surely we let Preview Percy off writing another one of his efforts? No. Though in retrospect perhaps we ought to have done....
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Thursday, 25th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy wishes to bestow his best wishes to you all this festive season. He's been really unwell with the flu you see so he's not his usual self......
West Ham United v Leicester City
- Friday, 19th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
We didn't ask Preview Percy whether or not he wanted to send everyone a Christmas message because, frankly, we're not that stupid. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Leicester City If you're looking for goodwill to all men etc it's probably best to move on....
Randall on... Sunderland
- Friday, 12th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
We spoke to ex-Rokerite Colin Randall of Salut Sunderland! for his thoughts ahead of this weekend's clash at the Stadium of Light...
Sunderland v West Ham United
- Thursday, 11th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
With high winds and heavy rain forecast for tomorrow, we visited The Ghana's Avram Grant Rest Home For The Bewildered a day earlier than usual this week in case the place had blown away by the time we got there. Preview Percy took time out from wiring the front doorbell to the mains as a precaution against carol singers to bring us this. Is it us or did the lights just dim?
Reasons to be cheerful
- Thursday, 11th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
Pretty good, that feeling when we were third in the Premier League. It may have lasted only for about 30 hours, but it was special all the same.
A Christmas Carroll
- Tuesday, 9th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
I was delighted for Andy Carroll this weekend.
My take on Fabianski
- Monday, 8th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
Lucasz Fabianski was sent off during yesterday's 3-1 defeat of Swansea to the consternation of Swans boss Garry Monk.
West Ham United v Swansea City
- Saturday, 6th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy did have a job as a Santa at the local department store until he got the sack after dozens of kids were seen leaving the grotto in tears after he explained to them what venison was. Which meant that he had more time to put together this look at our next fixture. It doesn't show though...
Hammers hoping for successive wins when they host Swansea
- Saturday, 6th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
The high-flying Hammers have made an unbelievable start to the season, rocketing their way up to an incredible fifth position in the Premier League table, only a point adrift of Manchester United in fourth.
Reasons to believe
- Thursday, 4th December 2014
- Allan Cummings
I don’t know about you lot out there in the West Ham nation, but I am not really sure how to handle this current situation as an Irons fan.
Sam's soldiers
- Tuesday, 2nd December 2014
- Allan Cummings
Newcastle arrived at the Boleyn on Saturday in a rich vein of form - so rich in fact, that in the last six games they had pulled themselves from the basement of the table and leapt above our lofty position only the week previous.
West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United
- Monday, 1st December 2014
- Allan Cummings
Bob Geldof, Grandmaster Flash and even (indirectly) Aztec Camera get referenced in today's effort from Preview Percy. You don't get that in the BBC's match previews. With good reason.....
The truth - according to Big Sam
- Monday, 1st December 2014
- Allan Cummings
It could not have been clearer, could it? When Gary Lineker confronted Big Sam with that question about style and money on Match of the Day.
Not stuck on the Toffees
- Saturday, 29th November 2014
- Allan Cummings
Whatever happens with the FA and their charge that followed the scenes at Everton last weekend, you sense that this is going to be something that rumbles on and on.
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Friday, 28th November 2014
- Allan Cummings
It seems the country has suddenly gone bonkers over the concept of "Black Friday". Anyone who reads Preview Percy's stuff will know that EVERY Friday is Black Friday around here....
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 21st November 2014
- Allan Cummings
Here at kumb towers we love international breaks. Not for the football of course. That would be silly, although we do, of course, enjoy beating Scotland as much as the next man. No it’s the fact that we don’t have to visit Preview Percy to pick up his copy that cheers us up. *Sigh* only March until the next one….
Remember, remember Dean Ashton
- Friday, 21st November 2014
- Allan Cummings
It has been a week to remember when internationals made my heart race, when England meant something to me and when the memory of Bobby Moore in his glorious pomp dominated the land. The James Bond of football, stirred but never shaken.
Room for one Morrison?
- Wednesday, 19th November 2014
- Allan Cummings
It was the 6th of October 2013, we were 2-0 up and cruising at the Lane. Mo Diame gave the ball to Ravel Morrison just inside his own half.
West Ham United: the Seventies (Part II)
- Wednesday, 19th November 2014
- Allan Cummings
Just over a month later and after an eternal 32 stops on the underground, I at last stepped off the train at Upton Park station and headed down Green Street towards the Boleyn Ground for the very first time.
West Ham United: the Seventies
- Wednesday, 19th November 2014
- Allan Cummings
For best results, observe the following instructions. Get yourself a steaming mug of tea or coffee, settle into your favourite comfy spot and give yourself time enough to enjoy and reminisce times gone by. This was a labour of love. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing and re-living it. So strap yourself in and fire-up the time machine – we’re going back to the seventies!
Fact - or fiction?
- Monday, 17th November 2014
- Allan Cummings
It’s all been going too well, hasn’t it? Our best start to a season in years, but problems are never far away. So what are we to do with our troubled players, the ones that may be sold, want to be sold, could leave or just cannot get into the side?
West Ham United v Aston Villa
- Friday, 7th November 2014
- Allan Cummings
Paul Lambert's daughter, an FA investigation into Jesus Christ and the tube station that died of shame. Just another glimpse into the strange world of Preview Percy then.......
A practical approach to professionalism
- Monday, 3rd November 2014
- Allan Cummings
Presenting this topic for discussion does not make me an expert in any shape or form regarding coaching, I must say before I carry on. This comes from watching a talented Athletic Bilbao side play West Ham United’s Development Squad in the newly created Premier League international cup competition and just talking about the topic.
Barcelona, we’re coming for you: a learning curve to make you proud
- Monday, 3rd November 2014
- Allan Cummings
They say you learn something ever day in life…well, we certainly do every weekend if you follow West Ham around the country.
Stoke City v West Ham United
- Friday, 31st October 2014
- Allan Cummings
Today Preview Percy discusses rice pudding, how many players Chelsea actually own and 100 goal Bundesliga matches. Oh and Stoke. Probably.....
Where are they now?
- Tuesday, 28th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
Not, as some of you may have been expecting, a retrospective on past players. Sorry. This particular piece is provoked by the question so much asked in the last week or so - "Where are the 'Sam Out' Brigade?"
Sorry boo boys, but you haven't changed Sam's ways
- Monday, 27th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
It saddens me to still be defending Sam Allardyce after the job he has done for us, but finally, through gritted teeth, more Hammers fans are coming around to him.
Red nose stuck in our business again
- Sunday, 26th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
Blimey, I thought we had all heard the last from the red-nosed old scrote, but sadly Alex Ferguson continues to haunt us from the grave of his managerial career.
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Friday, 24th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
Sergio Aguero? David Cross was better. Let Preview Percy explain why.....
He's a claret and blue hero - but are Mark Noble's days numbered?
- Monday, 20th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
There are mixed opinions amongst our supporters regarding the ability of Mark Noble, our current longest-serving player.
United we stand, divided we fall
- Monday, 20th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
Nothing disappointed me more of late than seeing how disunited our great club had become. We seem to have been at war with ourselves over everything from Big Sam to the Olympic Stadium move.
Which Hammer will be the signing of the summer?
- Friday, 17th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
As things stand, the Hammers’ faithful should be a fairly happy bunch. Currently lying seventh in the Premier League table, the goals are flying in, entertainment levels are high, and the decision to stand by manager Sam Allardyce is proving to be a wise decision from the board.
Burnley v West Ham United
- Friday, 17th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's look at this weekend's oponents is a bit earlier than usual as he's going to this one. That'll be HIS mobility scooter you'll be getting stuck behind on the M6 this afternoon then..
Why the Nolan boos?
- Wednesday, 8th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
As a lifelong Norwegian West Ham supporter, it really hurt me hearing a lot of boos at The Boleyn on Saturday when our captain Kevin Nolan was entering the pitch in the 75th minute.
West Ham United v Queens Park Rangers
- Saturday, 4th October 2014
- Allan Cummings
We're often asked what Preview Percy's full name is. To tell the truth we're not sure as he refuses to tell anyone "for tax reasons". Which, for some strange reason, reminds us of this weekend's match......
Caught up in the friendly fire
- Friday, 3rd October 2014
- Allan Cummings
Pet hate time…the amount of abuse our fans dish out to former West Ham players and managers.
West Ham’s African Adventure 2015
- Tuesday, 30th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
You may have seen an article on the club’s official web site recently regarding a volunteering trip to Kenya with the West Ham United Community Sports Trust and African Adventures.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has had a stupid grin on his face all week. And, for once, it wasn't down to his ill fitting dentures. Well not all of it anyway. Before they sedated him for the day he had a look at this weekend's trip to Old Trafford. If only they'd given him the pills earlier.....
Call off the dogs
- Monday, 22nd September 2014
- Allan Cummings
There are defining moments in every manager's career, and Saturday’s stunning victory over a Liverpool club that has become too cocky for their own good will go down as one such moment for Sam Allardyce.
That Paul Walker, what does he know anyway?
- Saturday, 20th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
In response to the estimable Mr Walker's latest opinion piece, "thanks heavens" I would never say, sir!
A way of life
- Saturday, 20th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
There is currently a thread on the KUMB forums at the moment, asking forum members to post a picture they feel sums up the club the best. It contains the usual self depreciating humour that seemingly you need to possess if you are a fan of the Hammers.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Friday, 19th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
We'd hoped that an independent Scotland was somewhere we could have deported Preview Percy to. No wonder they voted "No". While we get on to the Ecuadorian Embassy to find out whether that room is free yet, here's his look at this weekend's visit of Liverpool.....
Home of the brave...
- Wednesday, 17th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
Well, if this is the brave new world we have been craving, bring it on, even if I wonder whether my blood pressure can stand the strain.
Can the Hammers beat the Red Devils?
- Tuesday, 16th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
The Iron Hammers will be travelling north to Old Trafford on 27th September as they prepare to take on this season's no-hopers, Manchester United.
Hull City v West Ham United
- Sunday, 14th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
He's had a week off and, having been snubbed by England, Preview Percy is now considering taking his international preview, er, "talents", down to help Gibraltar's European Championship campaign. As if the Spanish weren't cheesed off enough already. In the meantime he's back on the domestic trail looking at Monday night's trip to Hull......
Why I can't help but feel sorry for Allardyce
- Monday, 8th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce is currently the bookies favourite to be the next manager out of a job. I think this is a safe bet but I also, more controversially I imagine, think this is unfair.
The season so far
- Thursday, 4th September 2014
- Allan Cummings
Being West Ham fans we’re used to frequent ups and downs; the start of the 2014/15 season has been no different.
Nowhere to hide
- Monday, 1st September 2014
- Allan Cummings
Despite a poor pre-season,there were reasons for optimism. Eight new signings (so far), including one of our best signings in years in Kouyate.
Pre-match thoughts: West Ham Utd vs Southampton
- Friday, 29th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
West Ham bounced back from a disappointing opening day defeat to Tottenham by seeing off Crystal Palace last week, and will go into their next match against Southampton feeling confident.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Friday, 29th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
What connects Southampton, Jimmy out of the Krankies and Michael Jackson? Nothing. Only a warped mind would even think of such a link. Here's Preview Percy then.....
West Ham United v Sheffield United
- Monday, 25th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
It's time for the first Cup preview of the season and you won't be at all surprised to discover that Preview Percy is most definitely one to bear grudges....
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Friday, 22nd August 2014
- Allan Cummings
Just in case any of you were thinking about nominating Preview Percy for the ice bucket challenge, you may be pleased to know that the first person to do so is expected to make a full recovery from the operation to remove a galvanised pail from their backside. Eventually. Meanwhile here's the miserable one's thoughts on this weekend's visit to Selhurst Park.....
Dirty Northern...
- Friday, 22nd August 2014
- Allan Cummings
New season, new players = new chants. It’s going to be a difficult season for West Ham, and not just on the pitch.
A new rivalry
- Tuesday, 19th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
There can be discord and ill feeling between sets of fans. Perceived slights and insults can fester and over the course of time become bigger and more disproportionate then the original incident or initial intent.
House divided
- Saturday, 16th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
You know the term "The Gift Of Friendship"? Well, to put it mildly West Ham is not one of those gifts.
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Friday, 15th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
We tried to find someone new to write these during the close season. We really did. Honest. Unfortunately, we seem to be lumbered with Preview Percy for another 10 months. Werther's at the ready then......
Germany: Part Two
- Friday, 15th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
The weekend before last we sent KUMB's Gordon Thrower to Germany in order to cover the Schalke Cup, where West Ham faced the hosts and Malaga FC. Here's the second of two reports filed by our man on the spot...
Germany: Part One
- Friday, 15th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
The weekend before last we sent KUMB's Gordon Thrower to Germany in order to cover the Schalke Cup, where West Ham faced the hosts and Malaga FC. Here's the first of two reports filed by our man on the spot...
A Samnesty?
- Thursday, 14th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
Astonishingly, Sam Allardyce is now the third longest serving manager of a Premier League club (admittedly, serving one season in tier two), behind only our own ex Alan Pardew and, of course, Arsene Wenger.
Everton haven’t won a pre-season game, we have
- Tuesday, 12th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
New players, check. Youth being given a chance, check. More attacking approach and new systems, check. Big Sam smiles at us more…well, you can’t have everything can you?
Summertime sadness
- Wednesday, 6th August 2014
- Allan Cummings
I think we all must be suffering from a case of déjà vu this summer. Ravel Morrison made headlines for more off field activity, Andy Carroll has a long term injury and if David Gold’s twitter blunder is anything to go by, there’s still a very prominent discontent between the board and manager.
Schalke 04 v West Ham Utd: match preview
- Saturday, 2nd August 2014
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United take part in this four-team tournament in Gelsenkirchen over the weekend of 2-3 August, where they will face Bundesliga giants and UEFA Champions League qualifiers Schalke 04 plus Spanish Primera Division side Malaga.
Play nicely, everyone...
- Friday, 1st August 2014
- Allan Cummings
Good grief, I’ve only been away for a few weeks, have I missed much down at the Boleyn? Too right I have. Some of it you just couldn’t make up!
Sydney FC v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 26th July 2014
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we look ahead to this morning's Football United tournament clash with Sydney FC....
A message from our New Zealand branch
- Monday, 21st July 2014
- Allan Cummings
Nick Daly from the Kiwi Hammers has a message to all West Ham fans travelling to New Zealand this week...
A moment of clarity
- Friday, 18th July 2014
- Allan Cummings
I've heard the term "a moment of clarity" used many times in various scenarios.
A striking dilemma
- Wednesday, 9th July 2014
- Allan Cummings
Having made such a positive start to the 2014 transfer window by capturing four players and spending an estimated £12 million, I am still anxious about our second striker dilemma.
World Cup stars that West Ham should sign
- Wednesday, 2nd July 2014
- Allan Cummings
A busy summer transfer window will always follow a major football tournament and 2014 will be no exception.
That Was The Season That Was 2013-14 - Part Four
- Tuesday, 1st July 2014
- Allan Cummings
After a less than wonderful start to 2014, things needed to improve and fast. Gordon Thrower's look back at 2013/14 continues as he picks off another couple of months starting with February 2014. Howard Webb might want to give this one a miss....
Time for a changing of the guard?
- Monday, 30th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
In a recent poll asking Hammers fans to vote for who they would like to see as the Irons' captain next season, current incumbent Kevin Nolan received only about eight per cent of the vote compared to (first place) Mark Noble who received around 79 per cent of the vote.
Why was England’s world cup so miserable?
- Sunday, 29th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
After a dire campaign on the World’s biggest stage it is only natural to search for reasons to explain England's demise. I have managed to address the areas I think are the cause of our week to forget in Brazil as follows...
The peril of signing World Cup stars
- Saturday, 28th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
When a major international tournament is receiving wall-to-wall television, internet and print press coverage, the eyes of football fans descend upon players you may have heard of, signed on football manager, or just plain don’t know.
That Was The Season That Was 2013-14 - Part Three
- Sunday, 22nd June 2014
- Allan Cummings
The latest in Gordon Thrower's look back at last season covers the end of 2013 and the start of 2014. Yes it includes the mandatory win over Spurs but you may want to cover your eyes when we get to January. We did......
Badge of convenience
- Wednesday, 18th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
It’s getting serious now. We are going to get a new badge, somehow, some way, because that is clearly what our owners and board want.
Favourite West Ham highlanders
- Saturday, 14th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
At the moment, Scotland is hotter than a fried Mars bar wrapped in fried Oreos.
That Was The Season That Was 2013-14 - Part Two
- Friday, 13th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
Having got pre-season out of the way, in part two of our look back on the 2013-2014, Gordon Thrower covers the first three months of the season. Will Andy Carroll be making his first start of the season? Is Harry Redknapp's grasp of the truth even more tenuous than that of Joe Kinnear? The answers are "No" and "Probably". For further detail read on......
That Was The Season That Was 2013-14 - Part One
- Monday, 9th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
It's the time of year when we traditionally look back and utter those famous words "where the hell did those last 12 months go?" In part one of our annual trawl through the archives Gordon Thrower looks at all the happenings in pre-season. Expect to see stuff about Andy Carroll, transfer rumours and the strange bizarre world of Joe Kinnear.....
Hammers in late call-up for World Cup squad
- Monday, 9th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
Hammers fans have undoubtedly noticed that, perhaps for the first time ever, we lack a single club representative at the World Cup 2014.
Echoes: May
- Friday, 6th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Tenth: the magic number
- Wednesday, 4th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
So what does it take to finish tenth in the Premier League?
Echoes: April
- Wednesday, 4th June 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
A cohesive strategy? It's like the Addams family!
- Tuesday, 3rd June 2014
- Allan Cummings
David Sullivan bought Paulista. Brady blocked Lambert, Sam bought a load of dross and tried to get them all to sign for his favourite agent.
Echoes: March
- Tuesday, 3rd June 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Communication is key
- Monday, 2nd June 2014
- Allan Cummings
"West Ham United are delighted to announce the signing of prolific Argentine forward Mauro Zarate" - and so the headline on the club's website revealed the news we the fans were already counting on.
Echoes: February
- Monday, 2nd June 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Echoes: January
- Thursday, 29th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Echoes: December
- Tuesday, 27th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Echoes: November
- Monday, 26th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Echoes: October
- Friday, 23rd May 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Carlton Cole: Why are we all so underchuffed?
- Friday, 23rd May 2014
- Allan Cummings
At the time of writing it looks like we are reportedly very close to the signing of Mauro Zarate in order to “take pressure off Andy Carroll”.
Echoes: September
- Thursday, 22nd May 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the course of the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Big Sam is the man with the plan
- Thursday, 22nd May 2014
- Allan Cummings
The board have decided to stick with Allardyce for the 2014/15 Premier League season - earlier than we expected, as the joint chairman were impressed with Sam’s 'detailed presentation on his vision for West Ham United'.
Echoes: August
- Wednesday, 21st May 2014
- Allan Cummings
Over the past nine months, KUMB Editor Graeme Howlett has been writing a weekly diary for Echo newspapers.
Should Big Sam get the sack?
- Monday, 19th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
As a lifelong West Ham fan I have been glued to the internet the last week frothing at the mouth at the prospect of Allardyce's ego and backside being kicked to the curb.
Expectation, expectation, expectation
- Monday, 12th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
In the 20th century, West Ham United appointed only eight permanent managers. That's eight managers in over 100 years.
The conflict within rages on
- Sunday, 11th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
For the better part of my life, I haven't had that much trouble making important decisions.
Come on Allardyce, entertain us!
- Sunday, 11th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
In the recent home game against Tottenham, West Ham players showed what they are capable of. However, the flip side to this is that it highlighted what we have been lacking all season.
Is Big Sam the bad guy?
- Sunday, 11th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
On the back of a wave of (completely understandable) fan frustration, Big Sam states that he wants to stay in the job, and that he can understand the frustration of the fans.
Tales of the expected
- Saturday, 10th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
Nobody by now can have any doubt that the stories about Sam Allardyce’s likely exit from the club any time soon are as kosher as you can get in this crazy football industry.
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 10th May 2014
- Allan Cummings
That's it. We don't have to visit Preview Percy again for three whole months.We assume you are all as relieved as we are.....
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Saturday, 3rd May 2014
- Allan Cummings
We had so much fun waking Preview Percy up in the middle of the night last week that we thought we'd do it again. We'd like to apologise in advance to famous conductor Andre Previn for the torrent of tweets of complaint he's about to get from N17. By the way, we loved the Morecambe and Wise thing sir if you're reading this....
When we were kings
- Friday, 2nd May 2014
- Allan Cummings
On May 2nd 1964, West Ham United won the FA Cup for the first time by beating Preston North End at Wembley. 50 years on, seven KUMB members share their recollections of one of the most momentous days in the club's history...
Days of Cups and glory
- Friday, 2nd May 2014
- Allan Cummings
The boys of ‘64 were my team. Ever football fan has one, the players that first made them fall in love with their club, the team they idolised and whose pictures covered their bedroom wall.
Hokey-Cokey time
- Tuesday, 29th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
With only two games to go, neither Cardiff nor Fulham (with their hideous goal difference) can pass us. The chances of Norwich winning their last two games, which is the only way they could, seem remote.
Never mind the dressing room, Sam's lost the fans
- Monday, 28th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
Oh man, I don't know any more. This season has been beyond painful. The football hasn't been great has it? Usually in a terrible season, we'll have a few shining lights that make it all seem worthwhile...
West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United
- Saturday, 26th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has asked us to point out to all the nice people who have asked that he won't actually be attending the kumb.com live awards show at the East Ham Working Men's Club on May 13th as it clashes with "Prune Night" at the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewidered. So you can buy your tickets without any worries on that score....
Support the supporters
- Friday, 25th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
According to the Collins English Dictionary, a supporter is:
Who am I, Who are we?
- Friday, 25th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
First of all let me introduce myself. Born in Forest Gate I started going to the home of football in 1975 and had my first season ticket in 1978. I have had one ever since.
The real West Ham way - if you can remember
- Tuesday, 22nd April 2014
- Allan Cummings
It’s becoming something of a cliché now - the West Ham way - as if it doesn’t, or didn‘t exist. As if it is some dream from our past.
A summer of change
- Monday, 21st April 2014
- Allan Cummings
Hi, my name is Jack. I’m a 21st century kid, born in 2000.
A real high, followed by a new low
- Monday, 21st April 2014
- Allan Cummings
It was quite stirring to see the response of supporters in the 38th minute of Saturday’s game vs. Palace. The response of BOTH sets of supporters.
Lyall Out!
- Friday, 18th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
KUMB member 'Lyall Out' remembers former manager John Lyall, eight years to the day since he died unexpectedly at the age of just 66...
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Friday, 18th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
Whoever named it "Good" Friday clearly never had to visit Preview Percy over Easter. Unfortunately, we did.........
The boys of '64: true legends, they won things!
- Friday, 18th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s history-making 1964 FA Cup winners will be honoured at the Boleyn on Saturday to mark the pending 50th anniversary of our club’s first major trophy triumph.
Arsenal v West Ham Untied
- Monday, 14th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has had a nice rest this weekend. Does it mean he's got any better? Does it heck......
To pay or not to pay...
- Friday, 11th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
And now for something rather different! Here's an interesting snippet in the BBC's Gossip Column, Thursday 10th.
Where have we been, where are we heading and why are we here?
- Friday, 11th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
First off I want to say Sam Allardyce is a very lucky man, lucky to have great owners, lucky to have such accepting fans. More importantly, lucky that the owners made his mess worse and then honourably took their share of sorting the mess out.
Are you not entertained?
- Wednesday, 9th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
It is now two weeks since West Ham were booed off against Hull City. Since then the Hammers have beaten Sunderland at the Stadium of Light and lost in controversial circumstances against title-chasing Liverpool.
Calm down, calm down Stevie G
- Wednesday, 9th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
It felt like old times at the Boleyn on Sunday, I left the ground feeling proud of my team even though we had played well and still lost to one of the big boys.
Reffing Hell...
- Monday, 7th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
I hope Hammerhead doesn't mind me quoting his lengthy and well argued post on Staff's Liverpool match report as the basis of this opinion piece. I've had in the back of my mind for some time the notion of writing something about refereeing.
Looking ahead
- Sunday, 6th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
The win against Sunderland has everyone in the media and on the KUMB forums talking about WHUFC being safe for another season due to being on 37 points.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Friday, 4th April 2014
- Allan Cummings
Curious about Luis Suarez's half-time cuppa or what was being turned over in Liverpool's "Robbery Of The Week?" No us neither. Preview Percy mentions them anyway.....
The forgotten legacy?
- Wednesday, 2nd April 2014
- Allan Cummings
The fear is growing that West Ham are going to allow one of the most significant dates in our history to drift awy with barely a passing glance.
A packet of three: Sunderland
- Monday, 31st March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we cast our eyes back at previous encounters between West Ham and tonight's opponents and pick our three favourite games...
Sunderland v West Ham United
- Sunday, 30th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
When Preview Percy saw the item on the first gay marriages on the news the other night we were surprised to find that the reactionary old buffer was in favour. "Good" he explained. "Why shouldn't everyone suffer like the rest of us?" You can see why he celebrates his decree absolute every year.....
When will we get our West Ham back?
- Saturday, 29th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce has been West Ham United's manager for three seasons. Since his appointment the club have gained promotion from the Championship and retained Premier League status. In his managerial career he has won the Irish first division, the English Third division and two play-offs. This may not seem much but he is apparently the thirteenth highest paid manager in the world.
A reality check, please
- Saturday, 29th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
As I reflect on the last few days with what’s been said about Wednesday night’s victory and how Big Sam has reacted it feels weird that I have to keep reminding myself that West Ham actually won.
Relationships are complicated animals. Just when you think you've got it all figured out.....you don't
- Friday, 28th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce loves to talk about all of the cutting edge tools he embraces as a manager. Statistics, video technology, and psychologists to name a few.
The gulf that will never go away
- Thursday, 27th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Well, here we are again, right back at the beginning with the same unbridgeable divide with our manager seemingly as wide, if not wider, than ever.
A Packet of Three: Hull City
- Wednesday, 26th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
In the first article of a new KUMB.com series, we cast our eyes back at previous encounters between West Ham and tonight's opponents and pick our three favourite games...
West Ham United v Hull (for the time being) City
- Tuesday, 25th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Fine wines often mature with age. Preview Percy is like a fine wine only insofar as he is often drunk......
A catalogue of errors
- Tuesday, 25th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
It’s a rare occasion as a West Ham fan that you look at a fixture against Manchester United and fancy your chances. This was the first mistake I made on Saturday.
From negative to speechless - well, almost!
- Monday, 24th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Depressing, hideous, an abuse of our loyalty and support..and those are only the printable views on Saturday’s quit shocking display against Manchester United.
Carroll to grab last striker’s slot?
- Monday, 24th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
It’s been a frustrating season for Hammers striker Andy Carroll. The 25-year-old saw has seen his season massively cut short following an ankle injury that has kept him out for five months.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Thursday, 20th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
This week's effort from Preview Percy is earlier than usual due to his having a prior engagement. It's no better though....
Sleepwalking to disaster
- Wednesday, 19th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Is it just me who fears we are sleepwalking towards a disaster that will make a mockery of all the self-congratulation that we have had to endure after managing one decent month of results in a dreadfully disappointing season?
Stoke City v West Ham United
- Friday, 14th March 2014
- Allan Cummings
Many people who have a week off come back refreshed and with renewed enthusiasm for their lot. Preview Percy isn't one of them, though he did perk up a bit on hearing that the site's editor has 'flu. Here's his look at this weekend's trip to Staffordshire. Or alternatively you could go and have root canal surgery, which would probably be less painful....
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 28th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
We managed to stop Preview Percy from laughing at the reaction of Southampton supporters to last weekend's result for long enough to get him to write this week's preview. We shouldn't have bothered really.....
A little more Mauricio!
- Thursday, 27th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
I must admit, when I indulged in a little "blue sky thinking" I didn't expect to produce a lightning bolt that would blow up a powder keg! Perhaps I should have finished with a couple of questions to make the intent of my previous article just that little bit clearer.
Does ambition equal opportunity?
- Thursday, 27th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
Let me start with some facts. A perfect February with four wins out of four matches. Nine goals scored and only one conceded. From 19th to tenth. No notable injuries and Andy Carroll is back from suspension. I can smell safety from here.
Hammers high stakes bets
- Tuesday, 25th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
To become a professional and make a living out of competition in business or in sport, it usually means investing high stakes to challenge those at the top of their game.
Just one transferro, give eet to me...
- Monday, 24th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
Mauricio Pochettino has to be the man for the job. If I can have just one transfer in the coming close season, whatever it costs, bring in Pochettino. What you do with Allardyce, I'm indifferent to. Kick him upstairs to a Director of Football position if it's cheaper, or just sack him; I'm really not interested.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Friday, 21st February 2014
- Allan Cummings
Having had a weekend off, we had to drag Preview Percy out of the Swan And Superinjunction to get him to write this one. Was it worth it? Probably not......
A Faustian pact?
- Tuesday, 18th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
It's a story that has been told many times throughout history. From Faust, to George Burns. When the going gets rough, the devil himself offers you a way out. Sign over your soul, and all sorts of short term goodness will come your way.
Ravel: rebel or just an innocent victim?
- Monday, 17th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
Am I surprised that Ravel Morrison’s time at the Boleyn is going to end with him departing under a cloud? Not one bit. Am I gutted it is ending amid so much acrimony? You bet.
It’s time to mobilise
- Thursday, 13th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
The scene is being set for the real conversation about safe standing in English football grounds to begin.
Reality Finally Kicks In
- Tuesday, 11th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
It all came as a bit of a shock in the end, something you always knew was going to happen but up until now it had been a rather remote, distant dream.
West Ham United v Norwich City
- Monday, 10th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
Two wins on the trot have cheered the notoriously grumpy Preview Percy up a little bit. Frankly, we preferred him when he was miserable...
Even More Hopeful or Hopeless?
- Monday, 10th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
The gulf between Premier League and Championship is so wide these days that promoted teams are invariably widely-tipped for an immediate return lower.
The Right Reaction
- Monday, 10th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
It’s incredible what a couple of wins can do to change the perception around a club, isn’t it?
Hopeful or Hopeless?
- Monday, 10th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
I'm sure I'm not the only Hammer whose heart sank when Sam Allardyce was originally appointed manager.
Aston Villa v West Ham United
- Friday, 7th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy set a new world record this week as he became the first person ever to achieve a blood pressure reading with a comma in it. We wonder if a certain referee might have had something to do with it.....
Flores, we are all 'tired' of you and your disgusting cheating
- Thursday, 6th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
So Cheating Chico Flores is “tired” of the abuse he has suffered from West Ham fans. Bless...
What has happened to our beautiful game?
- Wednesday, 5th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
For anyone who is wondering, yes - this is a post which is in direct correlation to me finding about Andy Carroll.
Carroll caught in the FA’s Webb
- Wednesday, 5th February 2014
- Allan Cummings
You sensed it was only going to end one way, however much we all hoped and prayed that Andy Carroll was going to have his red card overturned.
Ban both Chico and Webb
- Monday, 3rd February 2014
- Allan Cummings
I’m not sure who is worse - they deserve each other.
What a difference a week makes
- Monday, 3rd February 2014
- Allan Cummings
After back to back losses against Manchester City and Newcastle, my faith in this West Ham United team had truly been lost.
West Ham United v Swansea City
- Friday, 31st January 2014
- Allan Cummings
When Jose Mourinho came out with his petty and hypocritical outburst about "19th Century Football" the other night we immediately thought of Preview Percy. Actually we're not sure Percy's actually that young.....
Us cheats, Jose, well you should know
- Friday, 31st January 2014
- Allan Cummings
There cannot be many bigger hypocrites around in football than the ego-maniac manager of Chelsea, Jose Mourinho.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 28th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
In honour of our new signings Preview Percy has gone all Italian. To be honest it's not a pretty sight.....
What does this West Ham Team need?
- Thursday, 23rd January 2014
- Allan Cummings
The date was 13th January 2007. I was sitting in the West Stand with my father as we watched a team in the bottom three battle to earn a 3-2 lead over Fulham. It was a great game to watch with tackles flying in and shots coming from every angle. Then it all went wrong.
Stick a fork in him, he’s done
- Tuesday, 21st January 2014
- Allan Cummings
Why is that no player of any real quality wants to join West Ham - beyond the blooming obvious that we’re in the bottom three?
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before
- Tuesday, 21st January 2014
- Allan Cummings
Well the ‘turning point’ of our season didn’t last very long, did it?
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Friday, 17th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
There's something very strange going on. It stopped raining a few minutes ago, West Ham won away and Preview Percy has even said something vaguely complimentary about a referee. It'll never last.....
From Cardiff to Newcastle
- Friday, 17th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
The euphoria over last weekend's win against a poor Cardiff side is now diminishing with the usual shockers at the club surfacing on a near daily basis.
Ravel to a rival? No chance
- Friday, 17th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
How we handle the Ravel Morrison situation could define our season… and he most certainly should not be sold to any of our rivals in the relegation dogfight.
Captain Fantastic
- Tuesday, 14th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
Every team needs a leader, a trendsetter, someone to look up to during the toughest of times. Someone trusted by the manager, respected by his team mates and adored by his supporters. Someone who can rally those around him with a last gasp slide tackle, clap of the hands or lung busting 40-yard run up the pitch.
There’s only one Mark Noble
- Monday, 13th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
We haven’t had too many days to remember this season - apart from every time we play Spurs - so Saturday’s outstanding performance at Cardiff will live long in the memory.
Cardiff City v West Ham United
- Friday, 10th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
The word "Preview" in Welsh is, according to our online translation "rhagolwg". Which, by coincidence, is pretty much the noise Preview Percy makes in clearing his throat first thing in the morning. Which is why we go and pick up his match previews in the evening......
Bridge Over Troubled Water
- Friday, 10th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
When the highlight of a four-hour round trip to a place you once called home is this:
Bouquets and brickbats
- Wednesday, 8th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
Two-and-a-half years ago Sam Allardyce was appointed West Ham Utd manager. I'm sure during the interview that Sam was asked to outline his plan and how he would accomplish the same. He must have made a very good impression because he was hired.
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 7th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
In advance of a tough trip to the Etihad, where better to get an advance look at the opposition than from Preview Percy? Actually we can think of dozens of places, although, none of them mention the sonic qualities of quacking ducks...
Bricks
- Monday, 6th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
The building bricks of any institution are its foundations and at West Ham United they were truly rocked yesterday.
Nottingham Forest v West Ham United
- Saturday, 4th January 2014
- Allan Cummings
Werther's originals, Australian sheep farms and condoms. Must be another Preview Percy, er, preview. There may be some stuff about football in there too if you can be bothered to look. We couldn't......
Are we toast?
- Thursday, 2nd January 2014
- Allan Cummings
Absolutely not. And no, I haven’t been smoking the good stuff or anything else.
The season so far - and why I'm backing Allardyce
- Thursday, 2nd January 2014
- Allan Cummings
Following the 2-1 defeat at Fulham, the Hammers now face an uphill challenge to remain in the Premier League.
Strong leadership needed
- Thursday, 2nd January 2014
- Allan Cummings
As the shocking aftermath of the shambles at Craven Cottage slowly sinks in, the need for strong, positive leadership was never needed more.
Go for it, Sam!
- Tuesday, 31st December 2013
- Allan Cummings
When we played Fulham those few weeks ago it was our biggest game of the season. Since then, Sunderland, Crystal Palace and WBA have all been the same. So many six pointers, you just know you are in trouble!
Fulham v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 31st December 2013
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy would like to wish a happy new year to everyone he likes. Shouldn't take long then....
Die Hard
- Sunday, 29th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
There are always issues at West Ham; it is our way after all. In forty years I have never known us not to be doing something odd!
Let's Twist Again
- Sunday, 29th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
There has been some bad football over the last month or so. I think a lot of us can agree: the Sunderland match was the worst football we have seen played by the Irons in a long time.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Friday, 27th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
There aren't too many match previews that quote J B Priestley. Here, Preview Percy shows why....
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Tuesday, 24th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
Hide the mistletoe - it's Preview Percy. On second thoughts just hide the drink....
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Friday, 20th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
When we popped over to the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered earlier on to pick up Preview Percy's latest ramblings we spotted him laying out trip wires on the path up to the front door. It must be carol singing season. Here's the mad one's thoughts on this weekend's trip to Old Trafford....
Sam gives Sullivan reasons to believe
- Thursday, 19th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
David Sullivan got the sort of result and performance he no doubt feels justify his claims that if West Ham were looking for a new manager, Sam Allardyce would be the sort of person they would want in a mounting relegation crisis.
Why are we so obsessed with our laundry bills?
- Wednesday, 18th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
There’s been relatively few things to celebrate this year so far for the Hammers.
A quarter of... League Cup nights
- Wednesday, 18th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have been involved in some right old ding-dongs in the League Cup over the years...
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 17th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
Oh dear. Preview Percy on Spurs. Let's face it he's not one to ignore the easy targets is he? It'll end in tears you know. Particularly if you happen to be an ox....
Brave or pig headed?
- Tuesday, 17th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
Big Sam Allardyce finished another woeful Saturday knowing he was the last man standing in the sack race at the bottom of the Premier League.
Should he stay or should he go?
- Tuesday, 17th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
You'd think Mick Jones and Joe Strummer were peering into their crystal ball at our current predicament when they sang this...
West Ham United v Sunderland
- Friday, 13th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
It's Friday the thirteenth so it's with a due sense of foreboding that we hand over another chunk of bandwidth to Preview Percy. Actually we have that same sense of foreboding every Friday at this time. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Sunderland. Alternatively we're sure there's something good on telly you could watch...
Our class will show through
- Friday, 13th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
When I bought my season ticket this year, I did not think a pre-Christmas fixture with Sunderland at home would be the make or break point of our season. Oh how quickly us Hammers forget, eh?
Patience is key
- Tuesday, 10th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
It’s important to remember the circumstances in which our current financial situation arose.
A statement from Jeremy Nicholas
- Monday, 9th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
I’m offering to return as West Ham United announcer for no fee, because I’m so worried about the situation in which we find ourselves. We need to make the Boleyn Ground a fortress again.
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 6th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy likes the city of Liverpool about as much as he likes Croydon, though his campaign to have Merseyside gift-wrapped and given to Scotland as a "going away present" has yet to get much support outside Manchester. Here's his look at this season's fools errand to Anfield....
Time for Sam to go?
- Friday, 6th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
In light of Tuesday’s defeat at Selhurst Park, I’m starting to run out of reasons to back Sam Allardyce anymore.
Great expectations
- Thursday, 5th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
Some of you may recall the short thesis I wrote in 2010/11 on not sacking Avram Grant.
The smell of relegation
- Wednesday, 4th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
That nasty stench of inevitability is enveloping our club. If we keep going the way we are we will be relegated and there will be a new manager in place before the start of next season, one way or another.
Why can't you see it, Sam?
- Wednesday, 4th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
Well if we weren't in a relegation dogfight before, we certainly are now.
What's really going on?
- Wednesday, 4th December 2013
- Allan Cummings
I'm a little confused over something and I think if I write about it my confusion may go away. Or it may get worse. Time will tell.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 3rd December 2013
- Allan Cummings
We get the distinct impression that Preview Percy doesn't really like Croydon. Just a hunch.....
West Ham United v Fulham
- Friday, 29th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy struggles to keep up with current affairs. We've spent all week trying to convince him that Nigella Lawson isn't chairman of the Co-Op Bank for example. We'd like to say he's better when it comes to football. We'd like to say that but....
Signs of change at football
- Friday, 29th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
Football fans, clubs and directors have always had a somewhat fraught relationship. Bad PR along with conflicting interests and goals have often torn clubs apart and it appears football is becoming more divisive as the game battles with modernity.
The problem with Allardyce
- Thursday, 28th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
I was pleased when Sam Allardyce became manager. Sure, he was accused of playing long ball, but his teams performed above expectations and were hard to breakdown.
West Ham United v Chelsea
- Friday, 22nd November 2013
- Allan Cummings
During this cold snap, picture if you will the sight of a miserable old figure shivering in the dark huddling over a laptop for warmth. Don't feel sorry for Preview Percy though. There's plenty of heating at the Avram Grant Olympic Rest Home For The Bewildered. The old so and so is just too mean to pay for it. Here's his look at this weekend's visit of some other Pensioners....
Are you Tottenham in disguise?
- Thursday, 21st November 2013
- Allan Cummings
Good Lord, not again. It’s about time we had some protection from our nobility, especially when they think they know something about football.
What a difference a month makes
- Wednesday, 20th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
Big Sam always knew it would come to this. One month ago he was being hailed a tactical genius, now the knives are out.
West Ham announce big signing
- Saturday, 16th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
Without much fanfare or speculation West Ham unveiled their latest major signing this week. "I am thrilled to be joining West Ham United… it was a challenge that was too good to turn down,” announced the new man, saying all the things a new signing should.
The Norwich debacle
- Monday, 11th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
Despite their drubbing by Man City ,this was never going to be an easy game. Why? For a start, we haven’t won at Carrow Road in 40 years.
Rio calling for Ravel
- Friday, 8th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s Ravel Morrison has once again been included in Gareth Southgate’s England Under 21 side as the Young Lions prepare to for a double-header against Finland and San Marino.
Norwich City v West Ham United
- Friday, 8th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
More from the man who failed the audition for the "Grumpy Old Men" TV show because he was too miserable. Television's loss is, er, our loss as well.....
Come home Defoe, (almost) all is forgiven
- Wednesday, 6th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
Big Sam should be preparing for the worst and formulating plans for the rest of the season that assumes Andy Carroll will not be involved.
Hughton's D-Day
- Wednesday, 6th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
The weekend produced another poor result for a West Ham side with so much promise - but the situation must certainly be worse if you support a number of other teams in the Premier League.
A tribe on the move
- Wednesday, 6th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
If you watch footage of football matches from the early 1960s, it really is another world.
Why we need independent representation
- Tuesday, 5th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
I would like to take this opportunity to respond to recent posts on the KUMB.com forum.
Andy Carroll may need shock therapy
- Monday, 4th November 2013
- Allan Cummings
As Hammers fans wait patiently for the Andy Carroll return, we decided to get down with the medical evidence and examine what his injury really means in terms of prognosis for the future. So what exactly is Plantar Fasciitis, and what does it really mean for our current predicament?
West Ham United v Aston Villa
- Friday, 1st November 2013
- Allan Cummings
He's a bit late tonight. This is because he's spent the past few hours trying to convince a Crystal Palace fan that they are in fact playing West BROM tomorrow. Preview Percy may be daft but he usually gets the names of our opponents right. Well "occasionally" anyway...
Making the big decisions
- Wednesday, 30th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United are through to the quarter finals of the Capital One Cup. We qualified with the help of three Academy graduates in the infancy of their careers all playing in defence.
A Noble statement
- Wednesday, 30th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
With Ravel Morrison’s performances earning rave reviews from footballing alumni across the UK, people have been tipping him to make the jump from Under 21s to the full England fold even though he only made his Under 21s debut a few weeks ago.
Burnley v West Ham United
- Monday, 28th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
Hide the Sanatogen, it's Preview Percy. Again. Sorry....
Swansea City v West Ham United
- Saturday, 26th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
It's an international special from Peview Percy, this week. Ok it's not particularly special but it does involve going to Wales.....
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Friday, 18th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy spent his week off laughing at Spurs. So no real change to any other week then really. He paused between giggles for long enough to write this though.......
It's all about the money
- Wednesday, 16th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
Despite spending millions upon millions on developing their academy, Chelsea FC, the former champions of Europe, have failed to bring a local player through since their captain John Terry.
Hammers release new ‘Cuddly Hooligan’ merchandise
- Tuesday, 15th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
Who would ever have thought that the artistic types down the Boleyn would ever find themselves associated with ‘ugly’ or ‘effective’football as per the Allardyce method?
Here comes the future
- Monday, 14th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
Last Thursday night, West Ham’s Ravel Morrison made his debut for the England Under 21 side and helped the Three Lions to a comfortable 4-0 win away at San Marino.
The curious case of Carlton ‘Boomerang’ Cole
- Monday, 14th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
Am I alone in my gathering sense of discomfort about the whole Carlton Cole affair since he parted ways with the club last summer?
Just like watching Barca and Bayern (well almost)…now play it again, Sam!
- Tuesday, 8th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
Well Big Sam always said he was good enough to manage Barcelona, and now we have all got a first-hand look at just what the tough old grouch was on about!
The rise of Ravel: can we benefit?
- Monday, 7th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham enjoyed an incredible first victory at White Hart Lane since 1999 this weekend, but their start to this season’s Premier League campaign has been frustrating to say the least.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Friday, 4th October 2013
- Allan Cummings
At a loose end? Why not take a gander at Preview Percy's look at Sunday's match at Tottenham. If you're a Spurs fan though you'll probably want to go catch up on the Miley Cyrus/Sinead O'Connor spat or something instead.....
The power of rationalisation
- Monday, 30th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
I'm going to tell you right now that I am writing under duress.
The idiocy continues
- Monday, 30th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
The one-two punch: idiocy, followed by stubbornness. And it’s lethal. Enough to kill most mortals. And football teams.
The price of loyalty
- Monday, 30th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
What is loyalty? Defined, it is "a feeling of attitude of devoted attachment and affection or a feeling of allegiance. A human quality where we can be loyal to a person or a cause".
Unravelling a prodigy
- Friday, 27th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Nothing would delight me more this season, apart that from us staying in the Premier League, than to see Ravel Morrison crack it at the very top level.
Hull City v West Ham United
- Thursday, 26th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
If you're one of those who actually enjoys Preview Percy's ramblings, there are probably some people you ought to speak to. In the meantime knock yourself out.....
Betting on West Ham United’s game at Hull
- Thursday, 26th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
After an encouraging 10th place finish in the Premier League last season, the Hammers' 3000/1 dreams of a title are almost certainly already over.
West Ham United v Cardiff City
- Monday, 23rd September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has written another preview about Cardiff City. It's just as bad as the previous one. Let's hope and pray we don't get them in the FA Cup as well....
At least we are not Sunderland
- Monday, 23rd September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Five games into the Premier League campaign and we are struggling. No it’s not a crisis yet, and the time now is for calm, patience and strong nerve.
West Ham United v Everton
- Thursday, 19th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Despite the fact the Liverpool was its home port, Preview Percy has spurned the chance to make it a hat-trick of mentions for The Titanic in as many weeks. Which is a shame really as it's usually the only factually correct thing in his so-called "previews". Here's his look at this weekend's visit of Everton.....
Beautiful Eggs and Rotten Ones
- Thursday, 19th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
The Happy One confirmed his thoughts about the Chelsea squad, claiming he had 'beautiful young eggs' he needs to keep 'warm'. An amusing interview, which depicted the reason why English football needs Mourinho back in the Premier League.
Southampton v West Ham United
- Saturday, 14th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
The Titanic (again)? Fish fingers? Haggis? Mini Kievs? It must be time for another of Preview Percy's, er, previews. There's also some stuff about the match in there if you look hard enough. Apparently...
Are We Nearing the End of the Road with Allardyce?
- Thursday, 12th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
The short answer? Not yet. But we’re not as far away as you may think.
Could - or will - this ever happen?
- Tuesday, 10th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
So we are now into the FPP era, an era heralded by the Club’s directors balancing out the advantages of being a wealthy club as opposed to a soundly run, middle-of-the-road Club. An even playing field for all, so they said.
The Carroll fiasco
- Tuesday, 10th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Have you noticed how the goalposts keep moving? First we were told he would miss Cardiff. Then we were told it was the first three games. Then it was changed to he “might play a part” at Southampton.
Should we worry about our lack of international players?
- Monday, 9th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
We’re living in a strange age for international football. In the past year, football players like Carl Jenkison, Wilfried Zaha and Ross Barkley have all received England caps, despite hardly having a season’s worth of Premier League football between them.
Football Finances and 'Fair Play' Rules
- Friday, 6th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Having just read Paul Walker’s excellent article, I’d like to throw my own views into the financial fair play debating pool.
Fair play? You must be joking, Michel!
- Thursday, 5th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Now the dust has settled on the transfer window, we can start looking for who to blame for the shambles of the final day of deals as far as West Ham are concerned.
The greatest power is so often misused
- Wednesday, 4th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Looking at the farce that was transfer deadline day - the dealings of West Ham and the public eating of humble pie in the re-employment of a certain Mr Cole - got me thinking how the greatest power in the world can come back and bite you on the arse.
The transfer merry-go-round
- Wednesday, 4th September 2013
- Allan Cummings
Is anyone else confused about the dealings in the transfer market? The media circus reached its heady crescendo on Monday night with only three stories of any real interest.
Vaz Te and Allardyce
- Tuesday, 3rd September 2013
- Allan Cummings
At the time of writing, Carlton Cole has had a medical - but regardless, the underlying theme of what follows remains especially since Cole will require time to get fit.
Youth development: a solution?
- Tuesday, 3rd September 2013
- Allan Cummings
I’m sure I am not the only supporter to wonder why the once steady trickle of young players graduating from our youth set up seems to have dried up. And I’m also sure that, like me, others are speculating as to what might be the reason and what, if anything, we can do about it.
A new home for the Hammers: How have other top clubs fared in new stadia?
- Tuesday, 3rd September 2013
- Allan Cummings
The Hammers will fall just short of a 100 year tenure at the iconic Upton Park Stadium when they move into the equally iconic Olympic Stadium in three seasons’ time.
Enough already
- Monday, 2nd September 2013
- Allan Cummings
It's no surprise that Alan Pardew and Roberto Martinez have pointed it out, given that it's their players who have been subject to constant transfer speculation. But they are absolutely right. It is a total shambles that the transfer window shuts on September 2,after three Premier League matches have already been played.
A very poor decision
- Monday, 2nd September 2013
- Allan Cummings
I like our owners a lot. They have invested loads in the club,without which it would have likely gone into administration or bankrupt.
West Ham welcome the ‘all new’ Stoke City: get the body armour ready!
- Saturday, 31st August 2013
- Allan Cummings
Hammers fans will hardly be fooled by the cynical attempt by Stoke City to reinvent themselves as a less Orc-like outfit. Cautious Bubbles will be wearing their specially-designed flak jackets and anti-aircraft shields as the pugnacious Potters arrive in search of Premier League points, and failing that just a good on-pitch rumble.
West Ham United v Stoke City
- Friday, 30th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
We've kept Preview Percy busy this week. Well it stops him from going out and breaking all those restraining orders. Here's his look at this weekend's opponents Stoke City....
West Ham United v Cheltenham Town
- Tuesday, 27th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
It's League Cup time. Normally we'd bring in one of our fringe previewers to do the match preview. Only we haven't got any. So here's Preview Percy with his usual nonsense...
Morrison tipped for big season at West Ham
- Sunday, 25th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
With many believing Ravel Morrison will inevitably end up heading the way of so many talented English footballers who throw away their massive potential, the young West Ham midfielder will be going into this season knowing how important it is to his career.
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Friday, 23rd August 2013
- Allan Cummings
It's Friday which can mean only one thing. But before that Preview Percy takes a look at this weekend's opponents. You might want to give it a bit of a swerve if you're Joe Kinnear. Or even if you're not....
Dubai Hammers
- Monday, 19th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
As the sand slowly runs out of the timer counting down the days to West Ham’s first game of 2013/14 it is not just the East End that is filling with excitement.
Five ways the Hammers can free up cash for a new striker
- Monday, 19th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
As the transfer window closure looms ever closer the pressure upon West Ham to find a striking back-up for Andy ‘injury-prone’ Carroll has intensified to breaking point.
The missing link
- Monday, 19th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
Many of us will tell you that the reason we have not been able to get another striker is that nobody wants to warm the bench for Andy Carroll. They ‘ll say that this was the case with Bony and Lukaku. And to a certain extent,this is true.
Watching Ravel come of age
- Saturday, 17th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
I think it was the reactions on the various Manchester United fan sites that got my attention.
Tenacious transfer dealings: past & present
- Saturday, 17th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
Our transfer policy has always been long a topic of debate among West Ham supporters and the press, from foreign unknowns, to established England Internationals. But a usual occurrence for our activity in the transfer window is for us to be linked with a relatively aggressive player, or a player with a chequered past.
Big Sam plans to attack Cardiff with a blunt instrument
- Saturday, 17th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
So finally, it’s back! In all it’s gory glory, the Premier League is here to haunt our Saturdays.
West Ham United v Cardiff City
- Friday, 16th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
Like the club's search for a new striker, our search for someone less annoying to do our match previews has proved to be somewhat frustrating. So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back, if you must, our very own Preview Percy.....
Was It Right To Spend £17.5m On Carroll?
- Wednesday, 14th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
With the season nearly upon us and with the close of the transfer window not far behind it, in his kumb.com debut Sam Hills wonders whether we might not have put all our striking eggs in one basket....
West Ham forced to withdraw new kit from general sale
- Sunday, 11th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
In a dramatic effort to stem the chaos that has followed the recent release of West Ham’s gorgeous new home strip, the club have been forced to withdraw the kit from general sale and recall all items so far purchased in an effort to protect fans who have been exposed to ‘a number of significant health and safety dangers’.
High hopes and dashed aspirations
- Tuesday, 6th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
Every time I visit the Sky Sports transfer centre, I get bemused. We are linked with so many players; surely a percentage of the stories must be true?
An audience with Allardisi
- Tuesday, 6th August 2013
- Allan Cummings
Ok, so lets be clear. It’s fashionable to blame the entire ills of your club on the manager and evil board (as well as the FA and a variety of intergalactic conspiracies involving Manchester United, Sheffield United and the Zorgians).
Twitter addiction?
- Sunday, 28th July 2013
- Allan Cummings
"God, give me grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, Courage to change the things which should be changed, and the Wisdom to distinguish the one from the other."
RIP Phil Woosnam: a unique player and teacher
- Monday, 22nd July 2013
- Allan Cummings
Phil Woosnam passed away in the States this weekend at 80, a man who became a huge name in football after he left West Ham…but to those of a certain claret and blue vintage, he was a legend who had a massive impact on the transformation of our club in the 1960s.
We need a winger - just not Downing
- Thursday, 18th July 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham need providers if they are to make full use of £15m signing Andy Carroll, but that doesn’t mean Liverpool’s failed winger Stewart Downing is the answer.
Tactically Speaking
- Wednesday, 10th July 2013
- Allan Cummings
I grew up watching football with my dad.
The Only Way Is Up
- Tuesday, 9th July 2013
- Allan Cummings
A new dawn is on the horizon. When you consider the arrival of Andy Carroll in a club record transfer, a new kit deal with sportswear supergiants adidas and a forthcoming 54,000 stadium, all on the back of a top-10 finish in the Premier League, the future undeniably looks rosy for those in claret and blue.
Awards for a Rewarding Season
- Tuesday, 9th July 2013
- Allan Cummings
From a completely unbiased point of view, the 2012/13 season was pretty decent for the Hammers.
The season ahead
- Monday, 8th July 2013
- Allan Cummings
With the pretty bubbles at the Boleyn Ground flying high, following a successful first season back in the big league, Big Sam has completed the biggest transfer in West Ham’s history. But are all these positives leading to a false sense of security? What happens when those bubbles burst?
Are the kids alright?
- Thursday, 4th July 2013
- Allan Cummings
Later this month my daughter is scheduled to have surgery. It's called Turbenate Reduction surgery to relieve a constant feeling of nasal congestion.
The dangers in rushing to judgement
- Monday, 1st July 2013
- Allan Cummings
There is a pretty decent bar to watch some football near where I live called Wolf's Biergarten. It's a Bayern Munich stronghold, but the beer is very good as are the sausages. It doesn't hurt that the manager is a West Ham supporter, so when I decide to watch a game away from home that's where I end up. Which is not often.
Where do West Ham need to improve next season?
- Wednesday, 26th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
No matter how successful a season is, you are always looking to improve in the summer months. This is the case for West Ham United as they aim to build on their top ten finish and something we have discussed at lengths with fellow tipsters on footballtips.com.
The mine of talent and the minefield of life
- Wednesday, 26th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
A mine of untapped talent has awaited treasure seekers over the years, at the home of the claret and blue.
Second Season Syndrome
- Monday, 24th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
The minute a newly promoted team survives their first year back in the top flight of English football, talk of a mystical and deadly disease begins. The dreaded ‘Second Season Syndrome’. And the way it's presented makes it seem plausible. Even logical.
That Was The Season That Was 2012/13 - Part Four
- Monday, 24th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
Will we get sucked into a relegation scrap? Will we get a refereeing decision in our favour at Anfield? And will Reading suppoters ever get over their strange infatuation with inflatable toys? These and other questions are answered in the concluding part of Gordon Thrower's review of the 2012/13 season, which covers the months of May, February, April and March 2013. Just not in that order though.....
That Was The Season That Was 2012/13 - Part Three
- Tuesday, 18th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
Christmas - seems so long ago doesn't it? The latest in Gordon Thrower's review of the 2012/13 season covers November 2012-January 2013. Something for you to have a look at before you finally get round to taking that awful pullover your aunt bought you down to the charity shop...
Should our intention be to strengthen?
- Thursday, 13th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
With big spending expected this summer from West Ham United, who realistically should we be looking to bring in? Does the squad require a major overhaul - or does our first season back in the big time show we have a solid squad which simply requires minor tweaking?
That Was The Season That Was 2012/13 - Part Two
- Thursday, 13th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
In what some people are already calling "dire stuff" it's time for Part Two of our traditional look back over the last season. Gordon Thrower takes a look at August, September and October 2012 as the season finally gets under way.....
Is Sam's way the right way?
- Monday, 10th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
It's hard to deny that Sam Allardyce has produced fantastic results since succeeding Avram Grant as the 14th full-time manager of West Ham United.
Foreign flutters - or keeping a domestic disposition?
- Sunday, 9th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
Our forays into the transfer market have proven to be a 'lucky dip' in recent seasons, whilst the majority of clubs have instead opted against paying a premium for domestic-based talent in the hopes of unearthing a foreign gem.
That Was The Season That Was 2012/13 - Part One
- Saturday, 8th June 2013
- Allan Cummings
It's that time of year again when we send Gordon Thrower down to the basement to trawl his way through the archives of the season just finished. In this, the first part of his review, he looks at the pre-season months of June and July 2012. Euro2012, pre season tours and transfer speculation are the order of the day. Anyone who enjoys the music of England Supporters Band might care to skip part one and wait for part two though.....
Why Sam Allardyce deserves more credit
- Sunday, 2nd June 2013
- Allan Cummings
What a different two years makes at a football club. On 15th May 2011 Wigan Athletic came from 2-0 down at half time to beat West Ham United and confirm the Hammers' relegation from the Premier League.
The curious case of Joe Cole
- Sunday, 2nd June 2013
- Allan Cummings
'Boomerang players', as they are known, are a curious topic; some regard these players returning to their former clubs as a homecoming, a triumphant return as you will.
All calm on the West Ham front... for a change
- Friday, 31st May 2013
- Allan Cummings
I don’t know about you lot, but I’ve had a brilliant couple of weeks, no tension, no high blood pressure, no sleepless nights. Not even a mild nervous breakdown.
Stand up Sit down at the Olympic stadium
- Sunday, 19th May 2013
- Allan Cummings
So the Olympic Stadium survey has been completed and shows vast support for West Ham’s move to Stratford. Surprised by the finding? No, neither was I.
West Ham United v Reading
- Saturday, 18th May 2013
- Allan Cummings
And so we arrive at the last game of the season a 4pm kick-off on Sunday where we will be saying a last farewell to Reading.
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 10th May 2013
- Allan Cummings
And as the season draws slowly to a close we find ourselves heading for our final away match where Everton will be our hosts for a 3pm kick off on Saturday, er Sunday, probably. Excellent.
West Ham United v Newcastle United
- Friday, 3rd May 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next we play host to Newcastle United in what will be a 3pm kick off on Saturday. Praise the good lord or something.
The Carroll crossroads conumdrum
- Thursday, 2nd May 2013
- Allan Cummings
As Andy Carroll faces a decision about his future over the next few weeks, Preview Percy takes time out from, er, previewing to look at the possible options available to the player - and why he should turn two of them down....
Manchester City v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up we have our second match against FA Cup Finalists in as many weeks as we visit the North West where our hosts will be Manchester City.
How the Premier League works – and why Man Utd’s flappy keeper could be bad news for West Ham
- Wednesday, 24th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Manchester United are one of the top clubs in the world. They’ve won 19 league titles, 11 FA Cups, lifted the European Cup three times and are currently running away with this season’s Premier League title.
When the chips are down...
- Wednesday, 24th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Well, we are almost there. And no, I refuse to accept that we are totally safe from the drop until the mathematics really do add up.
West Ham United v Wigan Athletic
- Friday, 19th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Blimey they’re keeping me busy this week. It’s two games in four days as we entertain Wigan Athletic in a traditional 3pm kick off at the Boleyn. Lovely.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Tuesday, 16th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next we play host to Manchester United this Wednesday evening. Kick-off is the standard 7.45pm and, with it not being the weekend, there’ll be no engineering works to contend with. Just the usual machinations of rush hour on the tube network.
Southampton v West Ham United
- Friday, 12th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next we return to the sacred and holy time of 3pm on a Saturday where we are on the road once more down the M3 or, if you prefer, the London & South Western Railway (they're still going right?) to visit Southampton at St Mary’s.
Liverpool v West Ham United
- Friday, 5th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up we pay a visit to Anfield where Liverpool will be our hosts. Kick-off is 1.30pm on Sunday which means we’ll be playing our second match in little over a week. Blimey. What will they think of next?
So this is 'affordable football'?
- Friday, 5th April 2013
- Allan Cummings
Richard Vann is a disabled season ticket holder who recently received a letter from West Ham United informing him that the cost of his season ticket will more than double next season...
The crippling cost of club membership
- Sunday, 31st March 2013
- Allan Cummings
KUMB member Eastbourne Hammer, a Disabled Season Ticket holder has his say over the club's decision to raise the cost of disabled season tickets by more than 100 per cent.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Friday, 29th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
After what seems to have been an interminable length of time, at last we have another match. This weekend we will entertain the good people of West Bromwich Albion at the Boleyn in a match that will kick-off at 3.00pm on Saturday. Hurrah.
Talking points
- Monday, 25th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
With some of the squad's recent performances, including the loss to Aston Villa on February 10th, some fans are concerned whether West Ham will be able to stave off relegation at the end of the season.
It's time for change
- Saturday, 23rd March 2013
- Allan Cummings
‘Fortune’s always hiding, I've looked everywhere’. A quote from 'Bubbles' that’s seemed right for West Ham United; where is the fortune, the luck the progress?
Stratford musings
- Friday, 22nd March 2013
- Allan Cummings
I am one of the many who would be happy to rebuild the Chicken Run and have a mid-40k capacity Boleyn Ground. It could be more than intimidating - like it still can be in its current guise.
The Olympic Stadium and the fan paradox
- Friday, 22nd March 2013
- Allan Cummings
Well, the announcement of the move to the Olympic Stadium has been made - and the move is on.
Are we just the new ‘bitters’?
- Tuesday, 19th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
Recent events have left me wondering whether we have produced a generation of 30-something fans so deprived of success over the last three decades, that they have become bitter and twisted about everything and everybody.
Addicted to drama?
- Monday, 18th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham fans have an addiction to excitement. Just as the vast majority of fans want to be entertained, supporters of West Ham United are no different. However the West Ham fan’s addiction is not just to entertainment; we are also hooked on drama.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Saturday, 16th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up we visit Stamford Bridge where our hosts will be Chelsea.
Ow gawd he's at it again!
- Thursday, 7th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is at a loose end, what with there being no match this weekend. So to fill in the time until the bunion lady arrives he returns to a particular irritant of his. He still hasn't forgiven Barry Hearn for Snooker Loopy you know....
Our stadium
- Monday, 4th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
It’s the first day of the 2016-17 Premier League season and the West Ham United team walks onto the pitch at the Olympic Stadium for the first time.
And we managed to upset Tony Pulis...
- Monday, 4th March 2013
- Allan Cummings
Now that wasn’t too bad was it? A trip to the dreaded Britannia stadium and all it’s charms…and the best bit was upsetting one-eyed Tony Pulis.
Stoke City v West Ham United
- Friday, 1st March 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next it’s up the M1 and whichever of the versions of the M6 you prefer to the Potteries where our hosts will be Stoke City. Kick-off is the traditional 3.00pm at the Britannia Stadium.
Fixtures shambles is driving me mad
- Tuesday, 26th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
I don’t know about you, but I am getting pig sick with the continued chopping and changing to our fixture list.
Viva Bobby Moore: Sir Trevor Brooking
- Monday, 25th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Trevor Brooking was a team mate of Bobby Moore's for a number of years. Talking to Chris Scull on the 20th anniversary of Bobby's death, he looks back at the life of his former captain and friend...
Viva Bobby Moore: David Gold
- Sunday, 24th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
David Gold was just a supporter of West Ham when Bobby Moore's career was at its zenith. In an exclusive interview with KUMB.com, Gold tells Chris Scull what Moore means to him - and how he intends to ensure that Bobby's legacy is never forgotten...
Viva Bobby Moore: Brian Dear
- Sunday, 24th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Brian Dear grew up with Bobby Moore and played alongside him in West Ham's greatest ever triumph - the 1965 Cup Winners' Cup Final win over 1860 Munich.
Viva Bobby Moore: Paul Walker
- Sunday, 24th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
KUMB columnist Paul Walker was lucky enough to meet his hero, Bobby Moore, on three occasions...
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
- Sunday, 24th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Hello are you still here? It’s so long since I had to write one of these Arsenal may have still been in with a chance of a trophy. Well perhaps not that long ago but it’s still been an age.
Viva Bobby Moore: Harry Redknapp
- Friday, 22nd February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Harry Redknapp was manager of West Ham United from 1994-2001. He was also a close pal of Bobby Moore, whose friendship he recalled fondly when speaking with KUMB.com's Chris Scull...
Viva Bobby Moore: Jeremy Nicholas
- Friday, 22nd February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Jeremy Nicholas has been West Ham United's match day announcer since 1998. Here he tells us what Bobby Moore meant to him...
Viva Bobby Moore: Jonathan Pearce
- Thursday, 21st February 2013
- Allan Cummings
KUMB.com caught up with Match of the Day presenter Jonathan Pearce, a former colleague of Bobby Moore's at Capital Gold, for a chat about the former West Ham captain on the 20th anniversary of his passing. Firing the questions on behalf of Knees up Mother Brown was Chris Scull...
Viva Bobby Moore: Hugh Southon
- Thursday, 21st February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Hugh Southon knew and worked with Bobby Moore. Here he recalls our legendary skipper...
Is Big Sam the man?
- Monday, 18th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce has occupied the West Ham hot seat for almost 21 months since his appointment in the summer of 2011. I believe it’s fair to say we can give a fair assessment on how the future of West Ham (on the pitch anyway) is going to be under his tenure.
Shooting ourselves in the foot
- Monday, 18th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
So we have a pending relegation crisis, a managerial crisis and the return of the dark cloud that is the Sheffield United crisis. Forgive me, but haven’t we been this way before?
Aston Villa v West Ham United
- Friday, 8th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up we go up the M1, M6 and down the A38(M) to Villa Park where our hosts will be Aston Villa.
The curious case of Kevin Nolan
- Friday, 8th February 2013
- Allan Cummings
It is the evening of 11th November 2012 and Kevin Nolan’s fifth goal of the season against his former club, Newcastle United has secured a 1-0 win for the club he captains, West Ham. The win lifts United to sixth in the table with 18 points from the first 11 games of the season; a welcome start from the recently-promoted club.
The Julian Dicks column: 2nd February
- Saturday, 2nd February 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks is a columnist here on KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins with his thoughts on the transfer window - and one very peculiar situation involving WBA's Peter Odemwingie...
Just Chamakh it in the net!
- Friday, 1st February 2013
- Allan Cummings
A veteran shot-stopper, a defensive fortress and a powerful midfield. What's missing? Goals.
West Ham United v Swansea City
- Friday, 1st February 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up we return to the green green grass of home where we play hosts to Swansea City. Kick-off is at the right-thinking person’s preferred time of 3pm on Saturday.
Fulham v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 30th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has had a few computer problems of late. It's all working now though. Unfortunately...
January transfer madness
- Monday, 28th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
So the transfer window circus continued on Thursday 24th January as Mo Diame confirms that he wants to stay at West Ham and Arsene Wenger echoes Big Sam's comments from the previous evening that they have not made an official approach for the midfielder.
Arsenal v West Ham United
- Wednesday, 23rd January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Is it Boxing Day already? Next up we visit the Emirates (sadly the stadium rather than the much warmer country) where our hosts for the match postponed from yuletide will be Arsenal in a 7.45pm kick-off.
Carlton Cole - a love/hate relationship
- Wednesday, 23rd January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Carlton Cole is in his seventh season at West Ham United, which makes him our second longest-serving player. With rumours of his exit surfacing again in this January transfer window, it got me thinking about our complicated relationship status with the misfiring striker.
Why Asian fans don't watch live football
- Wednesday, 23rd January 2013
- Allan Cummings
A brief introduction: I am in my late thirties, was brought up in Ilford and have supported Liverpool - mainly from my sofa - since the early '80s because they were the glory team and my immigrant father (from Pakistan) followed no particular team. I went to watch football matches the moment I was on my own at university and past the age of being prevented to travel by a fearful mum, scared by the hooliganism she saw on TV at the time.
Shooting the messenger
- Tuesday, 22nd January 2013
- Allan Cummings
So Big Sam has been ‘done’ by the FA for misconduct, isn’t that a surprise? And once again they have shot the messenger rather than tried to tackle the real problem.
West Ham United v Queens Park Rangers
- Saturday, 19th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up we entertain – weather permitting – Queens Park Rangers. Kick-off is 3pm and, whilst there are no engineering works planned for our bit of the District line, no doubt should one snowflake fall within 20 miles of the Boleyn the Tubes will go up the Swanee and chaos will abound.
The Julian Dicks column: 16th January
- Wednesday, 16th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks is a columnist here on KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins with his thoughts on 2013, the transfer window - and the mooted sale of James Tomkins...
Manchester Utd v West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 16th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next we go to Salford where we will be hosted by Salford Whingers FC for the FA Cup . Kick off is 8.05pm, the extra five minutes allowing the TV people to shoehorn another bloody car insurance ad in.
Sunderland v West Ham United
- Saturday, 12th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up it’s the long trek up the various bits of road that constitute the A1 & A1 (M) to the daftly-named Stadium of Light where we will be hosted by Sunderland for a 3pm kick-off on Saturday. Hint: if it feels warm, sunny and just about everyone is wearing shorts and talking Portuguese, you may have programmed the wrong Stadium of Light into the satnav. Easily done.
Fortress Upton Park - a vital cliché
- Thursday, 10th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Cast your eye back 12 months to January 2012, when West Ham United were kicking off the second half of their nPower Championship season.
Away the lads... at a price
- Wednesday, 9th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Before I start this condemnation of Manchester United’s pricing policy for away fans... it is only fair to mention that it cost Manchester City fans £49 to watch their side draw 0-0 at the Boleyn in November.
Matt Jarvis has Attitude
- Tuesday, 8th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Matt Jarvis' recent interview with Attitude magazine has been a positive and constructive step for gay footballers in the English Premier League. Jarvis become only the third professional footballer to be on the cover of Attitude; David Beckham and Freddie Ljunberg having previously featured.
Always believe in...
- Monday, 7th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
A year to the day before World Trade Centre bombings on September 11th, 2001 and most of Britain was queuing at petrol stations as fuel duty protests from a few north Wales farmers spread across the nation.
West Ham United v Manchester United
- Saturday, 5th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next up we play host to Manchester United in the third round of the FA Cup.
Welcome home, Joe, you have been missed
- Friday, 4th January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Forgive me for being all misty-eyed for a moment, but one of the lost generation is coming home, and he couldn’t be more welcome in my eyes.
2013 - We have a problem
- Tuesday, 1st January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Way back in 1970, the Apollo 13 commander, James Lovell spawned the famous “Houston, we have a problem” when his spacecraft was hit by an explosion. Everybody got back to the States OK, but it was touch and go for a while.
West Ham United v Norwich
- Tuesday, 1st January 2013
- Allan Cummings
Next we play host to Norwich City for the first match at the Boleyn of 2013. Tubes have a reduced service, trains sort of depend on the company, with the exception of London Midland who won’t have enough staff to operate whatever level of service they want to advertise anyway. Check before you leave.
Reading v West Ham United
- Saturday, 29th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next up is a trip to Reading for a 3pm kick-off. There’s been a few hassles on the main line out of Paddington of late. At time of writing “normal service has been resumed” – which could mean anything. Check, as ever, before leaving.
Wonders will never cease: Carlton is indestructable
- Thursday, 27th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Ok Carlton Cole, now is the time to go out and give Reading hell to justify all the fuss about your unjust red card against Everton last weekend.
Consistency ruined
- Thursday, 27th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Anthony Taylor did his best to ruin my Christmas… Carlton Cole’s too… and the FA compounded the problem with their long-winded reaction to big Sam’s appeal against that shocking red card that probably cost us victory against Everton last weekend.
The Julian Dicks column: Christmas Eve
- Monday, 24th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his KUMB column, the latest of which begins with JD's thoughts on football during the festive period...
West Ham United v Everton
- Friday, 21st December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next up we have Everton who visit the Boleyn for a 3pm kick-off on Saturday. Unless of course certain predictions in the Mayan calendar turn out to be true. In which case kick-off might be delayed a bit. TfL have declared a Christmas truce on engineering works on the tube so apart from a few bits of the DLR here and there your journey by tube should be plain sailing.
Christmas Carrolls or tight Spenders?
- Friday, 21st December 2012
- Allan Cummings
With Big Sam openly admitting we need a few fresh faces in the wake of the upcoming transfer window, January could make or break of our season.
The difference a summer makes
- Monday, 17th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
The Olympics were great for London, but not so great for a born-and-bred Essex boy who suffered more than most.
West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United
- Saturday, 15th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next we visit The Hawthorns, home of West Bromwich Albion for a 4pm kick-off on Sunday. I can’t see any engineering work is due to take place on any of the normal routes up there but as ever check before you travel.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Saturday, 8th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next we play host to Liverpool FC on Sunday when kick-off at the Boleyn is 4pm to accommodate the needs of digital satellite broadcasting type stuff.
The Julian Dicks Column: 7th December
- Friday, 7th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his KUMB column, the latest of which begins with JD's thoughts on the Olympic Stadium...
Boris's strange call
- Wednesday, 5th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Earlier today we discovered that West Ham are preferred bidders for the Olympic Stadium. After numerous years, legal challenges and botched bidding processes, we are finally close to finding out what will become of our Olympic Stadium. All along West Ham have been in the ascendancy and it seems likely that they will be allowed to move in some time around 2016.
A legacy for West Ham
- Wednesday, 5th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
This is a momentous day in the history of West Ham United Football Club.
Sympathy for the devil?
- Wednesday, 5th December 2012
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United 3-1 Chelsea. Sympathy for Chelsea? Not one jot. Reap what you sow... and be careful what you wish for.
Stamford Bridge to Upton Park…stick your blue flag!
- Monday, 3rd December 2012
- Allan Cummings
The dust may have settled, all the talk is about Chelsea’s madhouse, but I implore you all to remember the day we stuffed the most arrogant of European champions out of sight. Remember, remember the first of December.
West Ham Utd v Chelsea
- Saturday, 1st December 2012
- Allan Cummings
Our next match sees the visit of Chelsea for a match that kicks off at the duvet-bothering time of 12.45pm, the match being covered by the beamy signal into space and back people. TfL have messed up again by forgetting to dig up the District Line and even the local proper trains seem to be behaving themselves this weekend.
Mud sticks
- Wednesday, 28th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
I have supported West Ham United all my life and can safely say I owe that fact to my Granddad, Toby. Born to a Jewish father and Irish mother in Whitechapel in 1916, he grew up in the east end for many years in what can broadly be described as not the best living conditions.
Manchester Utd v West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 28th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next up is Manchester (United) away at Old Trafford. Kick-off is 8pm on Wednesday night, though if the weather causes delays on the Exeter by-pass expect the start to be delayed to give the home support to arrive.
Race to the bottom
- Wednesday, 28th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
A couple of seasons ago an altercation broke out a few rows in front of my seat in the Bobby Moore Lower Stand at West Ham. The cheapest section of the ground, it is largely populated by shaven-headed, overweight, middle-aged men not dissimilar to myself, but on this occasion a mother had forsaken the Family Enclosure at the other end of the ground, turned up with a young son and was railing against the language around her.
Safe standing: the business case
- Tuesday, 27th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
It’s football's open secret, isn’t it?
Our own worst enemy
- Monday, 26th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
So, another defeat at White Hart Lane and some more abusive chanting from West Ham fans. What is the effect of such behaviour upon the other West Ham fans, the performance of the team, the public perception of the club? Is there a financial knock on effect to the club and the fans because of this behaviour?
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United
- Friday, 23rd November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next we visit the less fortunate part of London where shellsuits and dandruff are still de rigeur amongst the home support as we pay a visit to White Hart Lane.
The Julian Dicks Column: 23rd November
- Friday, 23rd November 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins a review of the Stoke and Newcastle fixtures...
Bobby Moore and his secret cancer
- Friday, 23rd November 2012
- Allan Cummings
NORMAN GILLER has published his 94th book, and it is all in a very worthy cause...
Claretballs
- Thursday, 22nd November 2012
- Allan Cummings
There is apparently a very real chance that by the time you read this, David Beckham could well be a West Ham player. Having officially announced his intention to quit his current club L.A Galaxy now that the MLS season is over, the media eruption regarding Beckham's future is already well under way.
Big Sam’s bargain defence
- Thursday, 22nd November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Twelve games played, six goals conceded and five clean sheets. It’s not a start you would usually associate with the Hammers is it?
West Ham United v Stoke City
- Sunday, 18th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next we play host to Stoke City on Monday night. Kick-off for the benefit of space telly is 8pm, meaning the phrase “don’t wait up luv” is one that will be used quite a lot I imagine. As it’s a Monday we’ll be spared the spectre of the usual weekend engineering works, though rush-hour travel on the tubes is painful enough as it is.
It's better to travel
- Thursday, 15th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Newcastle United Football Club have an arrangement with local transport to get all fans to the ground for £10 a season. What would be the chances of such a system being implemented between West Ham United and Transport for London or maybe TFL and other or all London clubs?
Reflections
- Tuesday, 13th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Having taken a break from writing regularly, the last few weeks have given me a chance to reflect on where our team are.
Gives us a smile, Sam
- Tuesday, 13th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Well, it‘s fair to say I hadn‘t really seen this coming. And I bet that goes for a large amount of Irons fans.
The happiest Hammer
- Monday, 12th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
I don’t think there can be any West Ham fan who could be disappointed with West Ham United at the moment. Sixth in the league, the second best side in London according to the table and all this from a side who, only eight months ago, were capitulating near the top of the Championship table, leaving supporters questioning whether we could actually make it up this year.
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Sunday, 11th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next we make the looooong trek north to Newcastle Upon Tyne for a match moved to Sunday due to the Magpies’ involvement in the poisoned chalice that is the Europa League. Kick-off is at 3pm and those of you who are staying up there on the Saturday night (or arriving early enough on the Sunday) might care to pay a visit to Eldon Square in the city centre where the people of Newcastle will be gathering from 10.30am to commemorate Remembrance Sunday.
The Julian Dicks Column: 9th November
- Saturday, 10th November 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins a review of last weekend's goalless draw against the reigning league champions...
West Ham United v Manchester City
- Friday, 2nd November 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next up we entertain the current champions as Manchester City are the visitors to the Boleyn.
Dangers of perception
- Monday, 29th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
"Perception" is one of Sam Allardyce’s favourite words. He reckons he has suffered from an unfair perception about his style of play, and he's probably right...
Wigan Athletic v West Ham United
- Saturday, 27th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
I am told that this is the most read preview column for miles around. Or one of them. Maybe. Every week I put in hours of research. Ok minutes of research. Probably. And all for the occasional packet of Werthers’ Originals which, I might add, are usually past their sell-by date having come from Ken Tucker’s sweetshop. So what happens? The editor gets his smiling mug in the matchday programme and there’s even a mention for his gormless short-arse side-kick.
The Julian Dicks Column: 26th October
- Friday, 26th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins with a preview of this weekend's big game...
The Julian Dicks Column: 19th October
- Friday, 19th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins with a preview of this weekend's big game...
The next generation of fans
- Friday, 19th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
BBC Sport have just produced a survey which purports to show the cost of watching football on a match by match basis for each of the 92 clubs in the English game’s top four divisions. It isn’t a particularly scientific survey but, for me, it still raises an interesting question. Where will tomorrow’s fans come from?
West Ham United v Southampton
- Friday, 19th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
Our next fixture is a home match against Southampton who will be making the trek up the M3 for a 3pm kick-off at the Boleyn.
The Julian Dicks Column: 11th October
- Thursday, 11th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins a review of last weekend's defeat against Arsenal...
Fifty shades Reid: a tribute to centre backs
- Thursday, 11th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
Except Venice, all the best things are built on solid foundations. Football teams are no different. From George Graham's league-winning Arsenal teams to Italy's World Cup winners – successful teams are based on clean sheets. Led by powerful commanding centre backs.
Work in process
- Monday, 8th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
So now we know, at last we have an idea of just where we are and what level of improvement we are making under Sam Allardyce.
I'm having kittens...
- Monday, 8th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
With the Arsenal game now behind us, we can use it as a benchmark to look at the team and the squad and draw some conclusions.
Academy round-up - plus Jack Collison interview
- Monday, 8th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
WHU U18s 0-1 Blackburn Rovers; WHU U16s 3-2 Blackburn Rovers
West Ham United v Arsenal
- Saturday, 6th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next we return to the Boleyn where we play host to Arsenal. Kick-off is a television-inspired 5.30pm.
The Julian Dicks Column: 4th October
- Thursday, 4th October 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins a review of Monday night's encouraging win at Loftus Road...
“Where do we go from here?” Who cares if the journey’s this much fun…
- Wednesday, 3rd October 2012
- Allan Cummings
A response to John Rolls' recent article for KUMB.com, which may be found here.
Now, where are they?
- Wednesday, 3rd October 2012
- Allan Cummings
I’ve noticed an article featured in the West Ham United programme (some articles hosted online) where past players are interviewed after their time at West Ham. And I thought to myself, why not find out where some players of old have turned up?
Queens Park Rangers v West Ham United
- Monday, 1st October 2012
- Allan Cummings
We next return to league action on Monday (1 October already!) against Queen’s Park Rangers at Rangers Stadium or, if you prefer, Loftus Road. Kick-off is at 8 and it’s on space telly should you not be one of the lucky 1,800 to have been granted tickets.
The grass isn't always Greener
- Friday, 28th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
What a difference a couple of months make.
The return of the Academy
- Friday, 28th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Being a young West Ham United supporter I’ve never really had much to celebrate, trophy-wise. The only trophies we’ve won in my lifetime are the Intertoto Cup and two play-off Final trophies. To count them as major honours is seriously clutching at straws.
The Julian Dicks Column: 28th September
- Thursday, 27th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins with the sad passing of a West Ham legend...
West Ham United v Wigan Athletic
- Tuesday, 25th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
The home matches come thick and fast (well two in four days anyway) as we return to action in the League Cup where our third round opponents will be Wigan Athletic.
Fifty shades Parker: a homage to central midfielders
- Monday, 24th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Central midfielders are the engine of the team. The heartbeat. The vital organs, without which the team doesn’t function. ‘Fifty Shades Parker’ remembers 10 favourite central midfielders, who brought passion, commitment and flair. They were the spark that lit up Upton Park.
Where do we go from here?
- Monday, 24th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Having been born in the ‘50s, I have had the pleasure of watching many of the West Ham greats over the years, and also of having seen the worse we have had, My question now is where do we go from here? It was great to get back into the Premier League - but I want more.
The graduates
- Saturday, 22nd September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Historically, our academy graduates have formed the backbone of our squads. Moore, Hurst, Peters, Lampard Sr, Brooking, Ince, Lampard Jr and Ferdinand are just a handful of names that were products of our famous youth system.
West Ham United v Sunderland
- Friday, 21st September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy wishes it to be known that he had nothing to do with certain photographs being circulated about the web at the moment. His photographs are much less blurry and for his private enjoyment only. In between getting the long lens out he found time to have a quick shufti at this weekend’s visit of Sunderland. Stats, as usual, from John Northcutt will be along in a mo....
The Julian Dicks column: 20th September
- Thursday, 20th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian shares his thoughts with the readers of Knees up Mother Brown on a regular basis via his weekly column, the latest of which begins with news of a possible return to football...
Sam’s small strikers
- Thursday, 20th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce has forgotten more about football management than many will ever know; yet last season he made two signings, which at the time, were glorified as great pieces of business.
Your time Vaz come
- Wednesday, 19th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
To say Ricardo Vaz Te's career has been up and down would be a gross understatement. From his early days as a promising youngster, after failing to flourish in the Premier League despite remaining on Bolton's books for seven years, he found himself at an obscure Greek club before Barnsley offered the Portuguese winger a second crack of the proverbial whip.
Fifty shades of grey: a homage to old Hammers
- Sunday, 16th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
The Fifty Shades Trilogy - Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed - has sold over 40 million copies worldwide, in 37 countries – mainly to undersexed, under-satisfied mums.
Still the Academy of Football?
- Saturday, 15th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
West Ham has been deemed as the Academy of Football in past times when we produced brilliant youth players such as Frank Lampard, Michael Carrick, Jermaine Defoe, Glen Johnson, Rio and Anton Ferdinand, Joe Cole plus more. Most of these players have gone onto play for world-class teams (of course including West Ham). Just imagine if we still had these players now. But in recent years, the youth system hasn’t produced that class of players.
Times they are a’changing
- Friday, 14th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
The Olympics are gone, consigned to a vivid memory of a triumph, a London one and in particular an east London triumph, as we all knew they would be.
Norwich City v West Ham United
- Friday, 14th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next up we pay a visit to Norfolk where our hosts will be Norwich City. It’s the third silly o’clock kick-off in a row, starting as it does at 12.45pm.
The Julian Dicks Column: 13th September
- Thursday, 13th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian will be sharing his thoughts with us on a regular basis via his KUMB column, the latest of which begins with his reaction to yesterday's publication of the Hillsborough report...
Changing the board game
- Thursday, 13th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
We say 'hello' to yet another new member of our team of writers as Jason Eves explains why all Hammers supporters should be feeling positive in the wake of the recent transfer window...
A bright future
- Thursday, 13th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
There is a feelgood factor at West Ham at the moment, one that not many fans can say they have felt for a good few seasons - and doesn’t it make a pleasant change?
A Noble gesture
- Tuesday, 11th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s longest-serving player, Mark Noble, is in the last year of his contract and the West Ham hierarchy are very keen to sign him up on a long term deal.
The new art of Tweeting a secret
- Monday, 10th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
We live in a time where sports news is constantly available. We are no longer limited to a short round-up at the end of the news and dedicated sports channels now provide round the clock coverage of news from a huge variety of sports.
A summer summary
- Monday, 10th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Here at KUMB.com we're always keen to give aspiring young writers the oportunity to share their thoughts with our readers. The latest to do just that is 16-year-old Robert Watson, who makes his site debut with a review of the recent transfer window...
More to come?
- Thursday, 6th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
So latest rumours suggest Andy Carroll is out until mid-October, at least. Terrible news for us fans after watching him make a huge impact on his debut against Fulham.
The Julian Dicks Column: 6th September
- Thursday, 6th September 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's with great pleasure that we welcome West Ham United FC legend Julian Dicks to KUMB.com. Julian will be sharing his thoughts with us on a regular basis via his KUMB column, which kicks off today with a review of the opening weeks of the 2012/13 Premier League season...
Moving on up
- Monday, 3rd September 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's been a while since West Ham United have been anything but poor and as much as it pains me to say that, deep down we all know it's true.
Utilising the big man
- Saturday, 1st September 2012
- Allan Cummings
Finally, the longest West Ham transfer saga since, well, Scott Parker last year, has concluded. Unlike last year, it ended in a success and I'm sure every West Ham fan was delighted to read the announcement late on Thursday night that Andy Carroll is finally a West Ham player.
Andy Carroll - the perfect fit?
- Friday, 31st August 2012
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s longest running transfer saga of the summer finally reached a conclusion last night with Andy Carroll signing on a season's loan. It has been reported that the Hammers will pay £1million up front to Liverpool, the player's wages in full and there will be an option to buy at the end of the season.
The future of West Ham United?
- Friday, 31st August 2012
- Allan Cummings
14-year-old aspiring sports journalist Charlie Clayton is the latest writer to join our ever-expanding team of contributors. Young Charlie's KUMB.com debut examines the arrival of new signing Andy Carroll, and his potential importance to the team's future success...
West Ham United v Fulham
- Friday, 31st August 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy hates transfer windows. The constant stream of comings and goings means we keep returning his copy for updating. Last season his nurse told us off for giving him palpitations by telling him that Martin Peters had gone. We still haven’t dared to risk telling him that it was Spurs that Peters went to. Here’s the mad one’s look at Saturday’s visit of Fulham to the Boleyn. Historical background to the fixture supplied by the ever-reliable John Northcutt...
The same old mistakes
- Thursday, 30th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
After the Swansea game I was left feeling confused, as I had previously written in my last article I genuinely thought we had a chance to at least come back through the border with a point.
The midfield dilemma
- Thursday, 30th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
Admittedly, I'm not sure this is a problem that has plagued philosophers for centuries, nor will the answer win the next Nobel prize, but it's certainly an issue that needs addressing. In our current formation, we allow for three central midfielders, two wide men, and a target man as striker. So how do you pick three from a central midfield roster that is oozing with quality?
West Ham United v Crewe Alexandra
- Tuesday, 28th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
Every year the inmates at the Avram Grant Rest Home for The Bewildered have an August Bank Holiday Beano to the seaside. This year they went to Clacton.
Swansea v West Ham United
- Friday, 24th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
We were going to ask Preview Percy to hold off writing this week's copy until the Matt Jarvis deal was done. However, when we arrived at the Avram Grant Rest Home for the Bewildered we were greeted by a dishevelled looking nurse who told us he was having his afternoon nap. We're not sure that was a real nurse's uniform you know. Here's what the old fool wrote before nodding off. Statistics from John Northcutt as ever...
Little boys, hard drugs and Sam Baldock
- Thursday, 23rd August 2012
- Allan Cummings
The received wisdom is many cocaine users spend their subsequent time (and money) attempting to recreate their first hit. That may or may not be true but I’m convinced nothing will ever match the excitement of my drug of choice – watching West Ham.
Back in the big time
- Wednesday, 22nd August 2012
- Allan Cummings
We're delighted to welcome new boy Dan Ordidge to our team of contributors. Please join us in extending a warm virtual welcome to Dan, who opens his KUMB account with a look back at the Villa game and ahead to this weekend's trip abroad...
Encouraging signs
- Wednesday, 22nd August 2012
- Allan Cummings
Please join us in extending a warm welcome to our newest recruit Stuart Jones. Stuart opens his KUMB account today by looking back at Saturday's impressive win against Aston Villa...
Why there’s reason to be a happy Hammer
- Tuesday, 21st August 2012
- Allan Cummings
With usual hyperbole, the media are talking about our club being at a crucial crossroad. That our next year or two could determine our future, and we are in transition into a big club to challenge the best clubs in Europe (wince here).
Ready to go?
- Saturday, 18th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
Please join us in welcoming another budding young writer to KUMB.com - Connor Geelan. Connor describes himself as "a 16-year-old avid supporter" and opens his account for KUMB by examining the current first team squad...
Building a fortress
- Saturday, 18th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
Last season, our indifferent home form was heavily highlighted.
West Ham United v Aston Villa
- Friday, 17th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
It’s a new season and that can mean only one thing. Ten more months of visits to the Marco Boogers wing of the Avram Grant Rest Home For The Bewildered to pick up the usual mad ramblings of Preview Percy, a prospect we find about as appealing as the idea of being forced to sit and watch the Olympic Closing Ceremony again.
New season, new system?
- Monday, 13th August 2012
- Allan Cummings
Please join us in extending a warm welcome to our latest recruit Tom Kilbey. Tom opens his KUMB account by looking at Sam Allardyce's current squad and examining its strengths and weaknesses ahead of this weekend's season-opener against Aston Villa...
Will the real Barry Hearn stand up – and go away
- Monday, 23rd July 2012
- Allan Cummings
The recent bout of sunshine has brought Preview Percy out of his close season hibernation and he's fed up with the moveable feast that is Barry Hearn...
My latest flame
- Monday, 23rd July 2012
- Allan Cummings
Day 65 of the Olympic torch relay saw the flame spend its second full day in London. Carried by 163 torchbearers it made a 32 mile journey through the London Boroughs of Redbridge, Barking and Dagenham, Havering and Bexley.
15 years of KUMB: 2007/08
- Friday, 20th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 2006/07
- Thursday, 19th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 2005/06
- Wednesday, 18th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 2004/05
- Monday, 16th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 2003/04
- Friday, 13th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 2002/03
- Wednesday, 11th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 2001/02
- Tuesday, 10th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
It could be murder at the Vicarage
- Monday, 9th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
Watford fans are celebrating the appointment of Gianfranco Zola as manager and Gianluca Nani technical director following the sacking of previous boss Sean Dyche by new club owners the Pozzo family.
15 years of KUMB: 2000/01
- Monday, 9th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the most memorable articles we've published over the years, ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 1999/00
- Friday, 6th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the best articles to appear on our website over the years ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 1998/99
- Thursday, 5th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - took it's first tentative steps on an embryonic world wide web. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the best articles to appear on our website over the years ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
15 years of KUMB: 1997/98
- Wednesday, 4th July 2012
- Allan Cummings
15 years ago this month, KUMB.com - then known simply as 'Knees up Mother Brown' - first went online. To celebrate this inauspicious occasion we will be reproducing some of the best articles to appear on our website over the years ahead of the new 2012/13 Premier League campaign.
Back in the big time - now how do we stay there?
- Monday, 25th June 2012
- Allan Cummings
As a West Ham United fan, this is the most exciting transfer window in years.
War drums
- Sunday, 17th June 2012
- Allan Cummings
Less than a month ago I returned to my hotel in Marble Arch to watch the Champions League final between Chelsea and Bayern Munich. A mere 10 minutes remained until the ultimate ugliness would emerge on the TV screen.
Championship? No thanks!
- Sunday, 10th June 2012
- Allan Cummings
Following promotion to the Premier League, I thought it would be interesting to see what happened to the players that left following our relegation to the Championship the previous season.
That Was The Season That Was 2011/2012 - Part Four
- Wednesday, 6th June 2012
- Allan Cummings
He's cleared his domestic football inbox and written it all down so he can concentrate on watching the Euros. Well for three games anyway. Here's the final part of Gordon Thrower's end of season review. Let's see who he can annoy this time.....
Sam’s season
- Sunday, 3rd June 2012
- Allan Cummings
Cast your minds back 12 months and look at the difference now. We were staring down the barrel of impending doom and preparing to watch a majority of our best players flee back to the Premier League...
That Was The Season That Was 2011/2012 - Part Three
- Thursday, 31st May 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's been dry warm & sunny over the last few days so, quite naturally, Gordon Thrower's thoughts have been on Christmas and New Year as he wades through the latest part of his look back at the season just ended. At this rate he'll be lucky to finish by the time the next one starts!....
Sympathy? You must be joking
- Wednesday, 30th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
I must admit, I never thought there would come the day when I felt sorry for Sheffield United or Tottenham.
That Was The Season That Was 2011/2012 - Part Two
- Sunday, 27th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
There's a theory that sunlight has the same effect on Gordon Thrower as it does on vampires. Which could account for why he locks himself away in a dark room for days on end this time of the year. While he's there he writes our end of season review, part two of which covers September-November 2011. Seems so long ago doesn't it?.......
Poach’em United
- Thursday, 24th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
Saturday was arguably one of the most intense, dramatic, exciting and heart stopping moments in football I've ever seen.
That Was The Season That Was 2011/2012 - Part One
- Wednesday, 23rd May 2012
- Allan Cummings
Every year, just after the season ends, Gordon Thrower locks himself away in a darkened room with a laptop, a vast urn of extra strength black coffee, three bottles of aspirin and a tin of swarfega. Nobody knows why. However, when he emerges a few days later, he is usually clutching a copy of his personal review of the events of the previous season. Here, in part one of his look at what turned out to be (another) eventful year, he looks at pre-season and the opening month of our return to the Championship. Don't worry - it all ends happily enough....
Re-birth of the claret and blue... now get it right this time
- Wednesday, 23rd May 2012
- Allan Cummings
It’s taken me a few days to get my fuzzy head around it all, I am sure you all understand(!) but the sheer joy, relief and elation of Wembley and promotion deserved to be savoured before thinking about next season’s relegation battle.
West Ham United v Blackpool: Championship play-off Final
- Friday, 18th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
And so, for the last time this season, we visit the Avram Grant Rest Home For The Bewildered as we are proud* to present Preview Percy’s Wembley Special**. As ever John Northcutt adds his statistical magic to proceedings...
Tell me mum me mum, don’t make me tea me tea, I’m going to Wemberley...
- Sunday, 13th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
To much excitement my ticket came through the post this morning and for the first time in 31 years I’m off to Wembley with West Ham.
Memories are made of this
- Friday, 11th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
So it’s Blackpool we will face at Wembley in the Play-Off Final, and I suppose most of our fans will be happier with that than another collision with Birmingham, a side we have beaten only once in six meetings over the past two seasons.
Blackpool’s lack of rock is the key
- Thursday, 10th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
With the final whistle ringing in the ears at St. Andrews, the Twitter consensus is that it was the result to suit West Ham in our quest for Premier League promotion. I have to say that I am in full agreement.
What’s it all about, Alfie?
- Monday, 7th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
The history of football has been punctuated with famous Alfs.
West Ham United v Cardiff City: play-off semi final, second leg
- Sunday, 6th May 2012
- Allan Cummings
When we went round to pick up Preview Percy's latest ramblings we found him fast forwarding and rewinding footage of Liverpool picking up their FA Cup losers' medals and laughing uncontrollably. When he showed us Gerrard's face we had to admit it was quite funny. Eventually we managed to interrupt his giggling to grab a copy of his latest set of musings. John Northcutt, as ever, pops in with the history...
The England job - and journalistic integrity
- Thursday, 3rd May 2012
- Allan Cummings
Every morning the first stop for many of us is a look-see at Cockney Hammer’s daily press review on the KUMB General Discussion forum. CH spends an inordinate amount of his life ploughing through the bowels of the tabloid press so that the likes of you and I don’t have to.
Cardiff City v West Ham Utd: play-off semi final, first leg
- Thursday, 3rd May 2012
- Allan Cummings
We inserted a clause into Preview Percy’s preview-writing contract entitling us to make him write stuff for the play-offs without us having to pay him any more. Not that we paid him anyway, unless you count the past their sell by date bags of Werthers Originals that we bring him. When we can be bothered.
Home is where the heart is
- Wednesday, 2nd May 2012
- Allan Cummings
It’s a sign of the turbulent season us Hammers have endured that we find ourselves looking forward to a Thursday night in Wales!
Don’t bring Harry... Redknapp
- Tuesday, 1st May 2012
- Allan Cummings
I was standing in the away end at the Valley, Charlton, and it was simply hosing it down as West Ham attempted to hold onto a 2-1 lead with a bit over a quarter-of-an-hour on the clock.
England Euro 2012 odds might be generous after Roy Hodgson appointment
- Tuesday, 1st May 2012
- Allan Cummings
Despite a public outcry from some quarters that former West Ham manager Harry Redknapp should be given the reigns as England manager it is Roy Hodgson who has been appointed the new England manager.
Pards v Big Sam
- Tuesday, 1st May 2012
- Allan Cummings
West Ham are back in the Championship play-offs for the first time in seven years. But how does the class of 2012 compare to the Final-winning side of 2006?
The Academy: a season review
- Monday, 30th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
Success in youth football can be measured in different ways.
West Ham United v Hull City
- Friday, 27th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
And so the regular season comes to a close. Let’s pray for automatic promotion or we’ll have to put up with at least another two – hopefully three – more previews from the quill of Preview Percy. Surely, nobody wants that. John Northcutt and his stats are always more welcome hereabouts though…..
Coventry is great: ten reasons why
- Thursday, 26th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
All West Ham United supporters will become Coventry City fans this weekend - temporarily, at least - when the Sky Blues face Southampton at St Mary's.
We only wing when we’re winning…
- Wednesday, 25th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
With the play offs/automatic promotion and will we/won’t we in the balance, there has been a lacking ingredient. This ingredient would have tipped us (Great Escape style) back onto the cliff and away to the Premier League. It appears very inconsistently but when it does, it has an effect so profound that the points are ours. The ingredient?
Leicester City v West Ham Utd
- Monday, 23rd April 2012
- Allan Cummings
With the playoffs looking a strong likelihood we stopped and considered the pluses and minuses should the season go into overtime. On the plus side there is, if all goes well, the possibility of a trip to Wembley. On the minus side it means that, should we go all the way, we’ll have to pick up three more offerings from Preview Percy. Here’s his latest set of ramblings. Stats, as ever, from John Northcutt...
So, what about this Allardyce then?
- Saturday, 21st April 2012
- Allan Cummings
Let’s be brutally honest here. Before 3rd June 2010, no self-respecting West Ham fan would have believed, even in their darkest moments, that Sam Allardyce would ever have occupied the seat once graced by the likes of Ron Greenwood and John Lyall.
We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty
- Friday, 20th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
Although well into middle-age I still receive a little childish thrill every time I receive an email.
Five mistakes that ruined our chances
- Thursday, 19th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
As we begin our charge (ok flop) to the play-offs the resentment towards Sam Allardyce and his tactics appears to be growing on a daily basis. With a Premier League-standard squad and the inconsistency of all but two Championship challengers, the league SHOULD have been won weeks ago.
Crushed hope
- Thursday, 19th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
They say it’s always the hope that gets you in the end, and that was exactly what happened at Ashton Gate this week when we blew yet another chance to hang onto a faint opportunity of automatic promotion.
Bristol City v West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 17th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next up we tiptoe carefully over the Hammersmith Flyover (lest it crumble beneath our feet) and on to the M4 for our visit to Ashton Gate, home of Bristol City. Kick-off is 7.45pm.
50 years of drubbings
- Monday, 16th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's demolition of Brighton on Saturday was only the second time in the last 20 years that the Irons have scored six goals in a competitive fixture.
West Ham Utd v Brighton & Hove Albion
- Friday, 13th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
With all the fuss about the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic everywhere you look, Preview Percy would just like to deny that he was actually on board that night. Anyone that was seen barging their way past women and children en route to the lifeboats just happened to look a bit like him, ok? Here’s the wizened one’s look at this weekend’s visit of Brighton & Hove Albion with statistical input as ever from John Northcutt...
Right state of mind
- Thursday, 12th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
OK, so it’s not absolutely certain yet, but it looks like we are going down the dreaded play-off route if we want to get back into the top flight.
West Ham United: loud, proud and … wrong
- Monday, 9th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
An ex-colleague for whom I have the highest regard is a strongly active member of the Labour Party and I read her Tweets with great interest. Not so much for details of her personal life – as amusing as they often are – but for the clinical precision with which she will dissect the latest idiocy coming from either Parliamentary or grassroots members.
West Ham Utd v Birmingham City
- Monday, 9th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's Preview Percy's birthday this weekend. In honour of the event, Matron at the Avram Grant Rest Home For The Bewildered took all the residents to the pub. Except Percy of course. They successfully managed to sneak out while he wasn't looking. So while he had the place to himself he wrote the following. Unfortunately. John Northcutt, as ever, supplies the historical stuff...
Surprise, surprise, here comes Two Phones!
- Monday, 9th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
What surprises me as our seasons heads to it’s conclusion is that I am surprised that Sam Allardyce seems so surprised by his treatment by fans and the media.
Barnsley v West Ham United
- Friday, 6th April 2012
- Allan Cummings
Usually we call around Preview Percy's relatives this time of year to find out whose turn it is to have the old fool over for Easter. However, when we called this time, three of his relatives said they were going abroad, two just hung up and the lawyers acting for the remaining branch of the family simply sent over another copy of the High Court injunction banning him from within 100 miles of their home. So, while he's still stuck at the Avram Grant Rest Home For The Bewildered, we thought we'd keep him busy anyway. We sent someone else over to pick up the manuscript obviously. John Northcutt and his stats follow...
West Ham United v Reading
- Friday, 30th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has spent his time in the sunshine this week queuing for petrol. He doesn’t actually own a car - he just wants to lend a hand should riots start up in Croydon again. He’s also panic buying beer in case brewery deliveries are affected by the tanker drivers’ strike. Before he went to the pub he left us this. Or was it after? As usual John Northcutt supplies the history....
Peterborough United v West Ham United
- Monday, 26th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Recent events have given us an idea. In the wake of the "Cash For Access" scandal we thought we'd try a similar idea with Preview Percy. So, for a fiver we'll introduce you to him. For a tenner, we won't. Here's his updated look at this week's visit to London Road. Historical data as ever from John Northcutt..
Gotta make it
- Monday, 26th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
KUMB.com is delighted to welcome Willis Jamieson - who at just 11 years of age is without doubt the youngest member to join our contributory team - to the KUMB family. For Willis' first article, he set off to Little Heath in order to interview one of Tony Carr's rising stars...
Burnley v West Ham United
- Saturday, 24th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
When we went to see Preview Percy this week he was moaning like crazy about the changes in tax allowances for pensioners. The funny thing is that when we asked him if he’d have to pay extra tax he coughed and spluttered a bit and changed the subject. And his room does have some suspiciously recent souvenirs of a recent trip to Monaco. Here’s his look at our visit to Burnley. John Northcutt provides a spot of statistical context…
Just who are you insulting?
- Thursday, 22nd March 2012
- Allan Cummings
So Tony Mowbray thinks we believe we are “insulted” by having to play in the Championship. I’ve got news for him, we only feel insulted by the people who have got us here in the first place.
Five points from a League Championship!
- Tuesday, 20th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
When judging the success of a football manager, I think it’s very difficult to attempt midway through any sort of season or even tenure.
My faith restored
- Tuesday, 20th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Sometimes watching at the Boleyn this season, I have been left wondering whether we are all in this together, and fully understand the financial implications of failure to win promotion.
West Ham United v Middlesbrough
- Tuesday, 20th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Old people. Some age gracefully, moving on in their twilight years with as much dignity as they can muster, trying as hard as they can not to be a burden on the younger generation. They can be a font of knowledge with a wealth of experience gained from a life well-lived over the years.
So what do you really want?
- Monday, 19th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Ok, so let’s get things straight once and for all as we face the final ten games of this relentlessly demanding season.
Leeds United v West Ham United
- Friday, 16th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has been a bit worried this week. After the latest report that suggested red meat was, like, really, really bad for you, steak suddenly appeared on the menu at the Avram Grant Rest Home for the Bewildered for the first time in ages. Strangely, they didn't offer any to any of the other residents though. While we wait for his demise here's his look at Leeds United, in which you'll find the scandalous secret about their ownership that even the BBC weren't able to uncover. John Northcutt brings us back to reality with his stat round-up...
Decisions
- Tuesday, 13th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Saturday’s game versus Doncaster Rovers stretched our disappointing run of home form to four games without a win. Securing just four points from those four games could be the run of form that costs us an automatic promotion spot.
West Ham United v Doncaster Rovers
- Friday, 9th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
In 1997 Britpoppers Pulp released the single “Help the Aged”. If they'd ever met Preview Percy they probably wouldn't have bothered. Pulp are from Sheffield which is quite near Doncaster who are this weekend's opponents. Which is handy. John Northcutt is the man with the stats...
West Ham Utd v Watford
- Wednesday, 7th March 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is in the doghouse with the staff of the Avram Grant Rest Home For The Bewildered. You see when he offered to run this month’s coach trip and announced that it would be to Wales, they were hoping for a little more than a four hour stop at Cardiff West Services whilst he and the coach driver disappeared to watch Sunday’s match. Still not all the residents were unhappy – the soggy pasties meant that for once not all the food had to be put through a liquidiser. Meanwhile the old sod has recovered from the twin shocks of winning abroad and the cost of Werthers Originals at Motorway Service Areas in time to string a few words together re the forthcoming visit of Watford. John Northcutt is, as ever, our stat man...
Cardiff City v West Ham Utd
- Saturday, 3rd March 2012
- Allan Cummings
After he managed to upset all 350,000 inhabitants of a certain London borough last week we weren't totally sure about letting Preview Percy loose on a whole country. However, since we couldn't find anyone as cheap at short notice to do a Cardiff preview we thought "what the hell, it's only Wales". John Northcutt restores some much-needed sanity with his stat round-up...
Allardyce in... Dubai
- Wednesday, 29th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce is currently in Dubai along with his first team squad for a few days' warm-weather training ahead of a busy March schedule.
Awful but effective?
- Wednesday, 29th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
I feel a bit ashamed to grumble about Big Sam and his truly ugly football.
Boo sucks!
- Monday, 27th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Amazing, isn’t it, how things come back to bite you on the bum when you are least expecting it.
West Ham United v Crystal Palace
- Friday, 24th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
The population of Croydon is 330,587 or thereabouts. In his even more than usually warped look at this weekend's visit of Crystal Palace to the Boleyn, Preview Percy does his best to upset each and every one of them. Please direct all complaints direct to Percy c/o the Avram Grant Rest Home For The Bewildered. Sensible stuff on the stat front as ever from John Northcutt
Miracles do happen... In triplicate
- Thursday, 23rd February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Never have I been a pint half full sort, it comes from following West Ham all my life. So I’m always the one urging folk not to get carried away.
Blackpool v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 21st February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy hasn't been to Blackpool in years. He sort of went off the place after the incident with the guest house landlady, the "kiss me quick" hat and a plate of whelks, one of which was off. Despite this he's found the time to pen a few words about this week's match. Unfortunately. Stats as ever from John Northcutt.....
Questions, questions, questions
- Friday, 17th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
The more this protracted, tiresome Olympic stadium debate continues, the more worrying questions it throws up.
West Ham United v Southampton
- Tuesday, 14th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy spent some of his childhood not all that far from Southampton having been evacuated to Hampshire. There wasn't a war on or anything, his parents just didn't like him. Here's his look at the Valentine's Day meeting of the two sides. Statistical input from John Northcutt
WHUFC 100 Greatest Moments: #10-1
- Sunday, 12th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With eight years having passed since - during which time we've witnessed a number of new memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of the more recent events.
Peterborough United v West Ham United
- Friday, 10th February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is rather regretting spending that winter fuel payment he got just before Christmas in the pub. He's having to make do by burning all those documents that nice Mr Redknapp brought round for his fire last week. There's enough there to keep him going for a few years. In the meantime here's his look at this weekend's visit to Peterborough. Stats courtesy of John Northcutt
West Ham United v Millwall
- Friday, 3rd February 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has given him every chance but his patience has finally snapped. Meanwhile, taking a break from writing angry letters to the head of Channel 4 regarding how poor he thinks the new host of "Countdown" is, he dropped us a few lines about this weekend's visit of Millwall. John Northcutt calmly follows with a few items of statistical interest...
Forward thinking Sam
- Friday, 3rd February 2012
- Allan Cummings
So that’s it, the curtain closes on another deadline day with West Ham once again being a major player in the dramatic last day of wheeling’s and dealings.
Ipswich Town v West Ham United
- Monday, 30th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's cough is so loud that the builders working next door to his care home have complained that they can't tell if their pneumatic drills are working properly. In between existing on a diet of Veno's, rum and his usual Werther's Originals he managed to put together a few words about this week's midweek visit to Suffolk. As usual John Northcutt provides the statistical background to the match....
James Tomkins and the ginger Harry Secombe
- Monday, 23rd January 2012
- Allan Cummings
On Saturday afternoon, prior to West Ham United's 2-1 nPower Championship win over Nottingham Forest that took Sam Allardyce's side to the top of the table for the first time this season, it was confirmed that James Tomkins had signed a lucrative four-year contract with an option for a further year.
Ernie Gregory remembered
- Sunday, 22nd January 2012
- Allan Cummings
They really don’t make them like Ernie Gregory any more. Gone are the days when a man stays with his first club for over 50 years.
West Ham United v Nottingham Forest
- Friday, 20th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Next we entertain Nottingham Forest at the Boleyn in a 3pm kick-off this Saturday. Lovely. Tubes? Well the Hammersmith & City is out, which will mean a detour for visitors arriving at St Pancras. The bottom end of the District is also out, though the section serving Upton Park and points East will be open.
The 2011 accounts reviewed
- Tuesday, 17th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Before getting stuck into the Board, I would just make the point that the club paid a group of players in excess of £48million last season , and they took us down. That's £8m more than Gianfranco Zola's squad earned.
So we can stay at the Boleyn
- Monday, 16th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
So now we know. If our owners do not go for the Olympic Stadium option, we won’t leave the Boleyn and will aim to redevelop our 108-year-old home.
A blessing in disguise?
- Sunday, 15th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Last Sunday afternoon saw West Ham’s first and final FA Cup appearance of the season as Chris O’Grady’s late winner for Sheffield Wednesday sent us crashing out of a tournament that never really begun for Big Sam’s men.
Portsmouth v West Ham United
- Friday, 13th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is unwell. He's got a temperature higher than Alastair Cook's batting average, he aches all over and he just wants to stay in bed. Did we leave him alone? Did we heck. We poked him with a stick and this is what he came up with. John Northcutt will be along to round things off later.....
40 years of hurt
- Monday, 9th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
It's 40 years this week since West Ham were sent tumbling out of the FA Cup by Blackpool.
Sheffield Wednesday v West Ham United
- Saturday, 7th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
When we said "Happy New Year" to Preview Percy he tried to have us arrested for "threatening behaviour". Here's his take on this weekend's trip to Hillsborough for the FA Cup 3rd round tie against Sheffield Wednesday. The much nicer John Northcutt will be popping by later with the historical background to the match...
WHUFC 100 Greatest Moments: #20-11
- Wednesday, 4th January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which time we've witnessed a number of new memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of the more recent events.
Casuals: the movie
- Monday, 2nd January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Against a backdrop of recession and few prospects, the Casuals emerged from the early 1980's to become the folk-devils of their time. KUMB recently caught up with author, publisher and producer Cass Pennant to chat about 'Casuals' - the new movie from Urban Edge Films.
West Ham United v Coventry City
- Monday, 2nd January 2012
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is currently recovering from New Year's Eve. He didn't have too much to drink, it's just that the idea of wishing anyone a 'Happy New Year' made him feel quite unwell. Before he went for a lie down he left us a few words about our opening fixture of 2012. As usual John Northcutt has all the interesting historical stuff for us at the end.......
Derby County v West Ham United
- Friday, 30th December 2011
- Allan Cummings
He's now returned from the unlucky branch of his family that drew the short straw to have him stay over Christmas. By the looks of things he brought their drinks cabinet with him. Internally. So, for the last time this year, we welcome (and we use that word quite wrongly)Preview Percy and his usual weird musings on this weekend's trip to Derby County. Sensible stats courtesy of John Northcutt....
WHUFC 100 Greatest Moments: #30-21
- Tuesday, 27th December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of new memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of the more recent events.
WHUFC 100 Greatest Moments: #40-31
- Wednesday, 21st December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of new memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of the more recent events.
Let's just forget pointless awards
- Wednesday, 21st December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Surely it’s about time that we abandoned the announcement of the Man of the Match award while the game is still in progress, and even consider dumping such futile nonsense all-together.
West Ham United v Barnsley
- Friday, 16th December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is full of his usual festive joy. His recent review of Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” for “Grumpy Old Git” magazine read “A story that started well but was completely spoilt by the ending”, whilst his petition to reintroduce the death penalty for carol singers will soon have as many as one signature on it once he’s remembered where he has left his biro. He’s taken time out from shouting “Father Christmas doesn’t exist” at the local kids to write a few words about this week’s visit of Barnsley. As ever John Northcutt will be providing a welcome respite at the end with a fresh air dose of facts and figures....
WHUFC 100 Greatest Moments: #50-41
- Thursday, 15th December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of new memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of the more recent events.
A night to forget (that I will always remember)
- Tuesday, 13th December 2011
- Allan Cummings
West Brom at home 8th November 2003, one day after my thirteenth birthday.
The 2003/04 play-off semi final
- Monday, 12th December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Please join us in extending a warm KUMB.com welcome to our newest writer, Tom Logan. For Tom's first article, we look back at a memorable night at the BG...
Reading v West Ham United
- Friday, 9th December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has spent much of this week taking the mick out of all those people people who recently discovered that their roots were in Manchester all along, though his written request to the football authorities that a minutes' uncontrollable laughter be observed before all matches this weekend was, for some reason, ignored. Here are his usual warped thoughts on this weekend's trip to Reading. If you hang around for a bit John Northcutt will be along with some real facts....
West Ham United v Burnley
- Friday, 2nd December 2011
- Allan Cummings
With three matches in a week it's not just the players who have been a bit busy. Preview Percy has been slaving over a hot something or other to give us his view on this weekend's match against Burnley. On the bright side, at this time of year if we keep him occupied at least he won't be shouting at carol singers. Meanwhile, John Northcutt takes a look at some of the history between the clubs.....
WHUFC 100 Greatest Moments: #60-51
- Friday, 2nd December 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of new memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of the more recent events.
Middlesbrough v West Ham United
- Monday, 28th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
We've finally thought of a way to get rid of Preview Percy. After his last effort in which he predicted the Derby result, named their scorer as "danger man" and threw in a Bristol City victory over Southampton for good measure, we reported him for witchcraft. Unfortunately the council told us that they didn't have a department that issued permits for burning people at the stake. When we asked exactly what we pay our council tax for they hung up. Unbelievable. Here's Percy's look at Tuesday night's visit to the North East, with added history from John Northcutt to arrive by carrier pigeon shortly.
WHUFC 100 Greatest Moments: #70-61
- Monday, 28th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of the more recent events.
West Ham United v Derby County
- Friday, 25th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
We're not saying Preview Percy is old but he does keep moaning about those 'reckless youngsters' on "Last of the Summer Wine". Before he disappeared down to the bookies with his Winter Fuel payment he took a look at this week's match against Derby County and sent us his thoughts. We didn't see why we should be the only ones to suffer....
Away day delight
- Sunday, 20th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
Take a bow, West Ham’s travelling army, you were brilliant at Coventry on what was a great day out… all apart from that first 45 minutes, that is!
Coventry City v West Ham United
- Friday, 18th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
The international break is over, which means Preview Percy is back. Sorry. John Northcutt will be along later with some sensible stats...
International bright young thing
- Monday, 14th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
Cristian Montano is one of the hottest prospects to emerge at the Boleyn Ground in recent times. The 19-year-old striker is ticking all the boxes and looks like he really could be something for the future.
Do England really need Rooney?
- Monday, 14th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
On the surface, a really daft question. After all, the England side is not exactly brimming over with natural goal scorers is it?
Some slack and less stick please
- Tuesday, 8th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
I never thought it would come to this, but I find myself saying that we really really do need to cut Big Sam some slack and get off the backs of our team.
Is our support really that bad?
- Monday, 7th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
Well that depends on whether we’re talking about home or away. If it’s away you talk about, our support is consistently top drawer both in volume and number –all the players and manager will tell you that.
Hull City v West Ham United
- Friday, 4th November 2011
- Allan Cummings
When we popped over to see Preview Percy he was in the gardens of his rest home putting the finishing touches to an effigy of Mike Dean to throw on a bonfire. The strange thing is he didn't actually realise it was Guy Fawkes' Night this weekend. Here's the mad one's look at this weekend's visit to Hull City. As ever John Northcutt pops in at the end with some statistics...
West Ham United v Bristol City
- Monday, 31st October 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was looking forward to Halloween. Then we ruined it for him by telling him that the use of mantraps and anti-personnel mines is illegal in this country. Here's the old sod's look at Tuesday night's match against Bristol City. John Northcutt Supplies the stats as usual...
West Ham Utd v Leicester City
- Friday, 28th October 2011
- Allan Cummings
We had to drag Preview Percy out of the pub to rewrite this following Leicester’s change in management this week.
Don’t sell the long ball short
- Thursday, 27th October 2011
- Allan Cummings
I’d be lying if I said that I enjoy watching us pump long balls up to a lone striker all game long, even if it is Carew who can hold the ball up well. I don’t. But a long time ago, I came to terms with long ball. If it gets us promoted and out of the Hell-hole that is the Championship, then I can easily live with it.
Spitting mad
- Monday, 24th October 2011
- Allan Cummings
As a West Ham United fan of may years now, winning has been an added bonus to watching a team play good flowing football for the most of the time. I was brought up believing we were a club whose ethos and values other clubs envied.
Roger Johnson was spot on
- Sunday, 23rd October 2011
- Allan Cummings
Generally speaking, when a player takes on his own supporters he is on a hiding to nothing. And that's certainly the case with managers. After all, to a certain extent the supporters pay the players’ wages. But a situation at Wolves recently proves to be the exception to the rule and hit on what has become a real issue in the game.
Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United
- Sunday, 23rd October 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is fed up with the change of date for this one. The new date clashes with the night the girl comes round to do his bunions apparently. Meanwhile he's taken time out from laughing at pictures of Ferguson and Terry to have a look at Monday night's visit to Falmer. As usual,John Northcutt takes a a less jaundiced look at the history between the clubs at the end....
Southampton v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 18th October 2011
- Allan Cummings
We're working Preview Percy hard this week. The theory was that if we asked him to write two columns in four days he'd finally take the hint and get lost. Oh well, at least the nurses in his rest home will get a few hours off from being chased all over the place as he takes his usual slightly warped look at Tuesday's visit to Southampton. We're just surprised he's realised that they've moved from the Dell. As usual, John Northcutt supplies a welcome burst of statistical sanity at the end. Or at least he will do once one or two technical glitches are sorted out here at Kumb Towers...
West Ham United v Blackpool
- Friday, 14th October 2011
- Allan Cummings
The only good thing about an international break is the fact that it gives us a week off from Preview Percy. Trouble is when club football returns, so does he. The shenanigans of the England football, rugby and cricket teams means that he’s even grumpier than usual – and trust us that takes some doing. Here’s his take on this weekend’s visit of Blackpool...
Take FIFA to court
- Friday, 14th October 2011
- Allan Cummings
Football operates in many ways that would never be tolerated or even contemplated in any other business. In what other industry, for example, does an employee get paid an absurd figure of £100,000 a week or more whether he worked that particular week or not?
My first trip to Upton Park
- Monday, 10th October 2011
- Allan Cummings
The East End has always been a bit of an interesting place for me. I keep on thinking that the streets of Plaistow, Barking, and Dagenham are a kind of Ashes to Ashes film set, where people drive around in 1983 Audi Quatros, and 1975 Ford Granadas, fighting the forces of crime on street corners.
Crystal Palace v West Ham United
- Friday, 30th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
It's been a miserable few days for Preview Percy just as it has been for the rest of us. Only he just likes to grumble about it a bit more. Here's his usual warped view of this weekend's trip to Selhurst Park. Those of you who live in Croydon might like to skip to John Northcutt's infinitely more useful section at the end.....
(Not quite) the whole nine yards
- Friday, 30th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
After nine games of the new season Big Sam and his new regime’s honeymoon period is well and truly over, so what have we learned so far?
Is Kevin Nolan part of the problem?
- Wednesday, 28th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Kevin Nolan is failing on all counts at the moment. Apart from the occasional good pass, I cannot identify anything that he is contributing to the team.
Come on Lee, give it a rest!
- Wednesday, 28th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
I suppose we always knew it would be Lee Bowyer who was going to score again…for a West Ham fan he has an unhealthy desire to make us look stupid.
West Ham favourites to beat Ipswich
- Tuesday, 27th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
It was a return to winning ways for West Ham on Saturday with a narrow 1-0 win over Peterborough.
West Ham United v Ipswich Town
- Monday, 26th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is back and, since Mavis The Tea lady discovered that the overtime she put in over last week's preview was unpaid, we're lumbered with his ramblings once more. As usual there's more sensible stuff from the much better informed John Northcutt at the end so you might want to skip through to that. We did....
Win or lose, here come the boos
- Sunday, 25th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
It was far from pleasant on Saturday as West Ham played host to newly promoted Peterbrough.
Man crush
- Friday, 23rd September 2011
- Allan Cummings
It’s time to get this out in the open. My mate since I was four years old, a fellow season ticket holder and general all-round good egg has a man-crush dilemma.
Peterborough: no problems anticipated
- Thursday, 22nd September 2011
- Allan Cummings
After two wins in a row and eight goals scored in those games, it was perhaps a surprise to see the Hammers play out a goalless draw against Millwall at the weekend.
West Ham United v Peterborough
- Thursday, 22nd September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Sadly, Preview Percy is away once again this week - something to do with an all-expenses-paid weekend of outrageous decadence in Bridlington. On the bright side, the office has lost that lingering 'damp' smell that curiously manifested itself during the old boy's presence - and the tea lady is delighted at the hour's overtime she's getting for writing this week's match preview...
Time to honour a legend
- Thursday, 22nd September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Myths and legends - it's what makes most organisations 'human'. It's about putting a public face on an institution; someone to give it the human touch, make it seem much more real than just a building, company or club. It helps create or cement an identitiy for such entities.
Together, not a loan
- Tuesday, 20th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
The hot topic up for debate seems to be the loan system, for all of its advantages and disadvantages. Some love it, others hate it but the truth lays, as usual, somewhere in the middle. You need not look any further than our beloved West Ham United, when searching for a proper example of the conflict.
Fans' forum: 15th September
- Friday, 16th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
I popped along to this last night. I didn't ask any questions as I was trying to focus on David Gold's answers, but it's inevitable that in such a forum (I reckon about 120 were in attendance) there would be some repetition.
Millwall v West Ham United
- Thursday, 15th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is actually away on a Saga Cruise on the SS Marco Boogers which is currently touring somewhere where he’ll complain about the food, water, tea, heat and anything else he can think of while he’s not chasing after rich widows. Which is exactly what he’s like when he’s at home really.
West Ham can keep goals coming against Millwall
- Wednesday, 14th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United gained a great result against Portsmouth last week to maintain their position as the favourites to bounce straight back from relegation with a return to the Premier League.
Leader or leaner?
- Tuesday, 13th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Kevin Nolan's summer switch, the one that saw him leave a Premier League club in Newcastle to reunite with his mentor at West Ham, raised quite a few eyebrows.
West Ham United v Portsmouth
- Friday, 9th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Now that the schools have gone back, the police are baffled as to why the levels of anti-social behaviour have actually increased in the vicinity of a certain care home. We're not ones to point the finger but surely the fact that Preview Percy is back from the international break cannot be wholly coincidental. Meanwhile here's the old sod's ramblings on this weekend's match against Portsmouth....
Our club has changed
- Friday, 9th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
Sam Allardyce has been in control - and I mean real control - of our club for little over four months, and West Ham has changed dramatically and probably for ever.
West Ham can improve home record against Portsmouth
- Thursday, 8th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United take on Portsmouth this weekend in a fixture that has been more commonly associated with the Premiership.
The other side of the window
- Tuesday, 6th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
So the transfer window has finally slammed shut, all the talk at long last has come to a halt and I think I speak for all us when I say that it was complete and utter success for West Ham United FC.
The feelgood factor
- Tuesday, 6th September 2011
- Allan Cummings
15 May 2011 at Wigan North Western train station: It’s about an hour after the full-time whistle and the news filters through that Avram Grant has been sacked.
Over-chuffed!
- Thursday, 1st September 2011
- Allan Cummings
First of all, let me take my metaphorical hat off to Carlton Cole and Robert Green.
So long, Scotty
- Wednesday, 31st August 2011
- Allan Cummings
Today marks the end of Scott Parker's time in the claret and blue. Having arrived in 2007, his early days were marked by injuries and his £7million price tag was starting to raise some questions.
Nottingham Forest v West Ham United
- Friday, 26th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has spent the last few days banging his head against the wall muttering "It's Mansfield 1969 all over again". So it's been business as usual then for the doddery old twit, who just had time to prepare this look at Sunday's match at the City Ground before he was carted away for his therapy session
Exclusive chapter from 'Mr Moon'
- Friday, 26th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
Last week, West Ham United's match day announcer Jeremy Nicholas released his latest book entitled 'Mr Moon Has Left The Stadium'.
West Ham away form suggests win is good odds
- Friday, 26th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
Nottingham Forest provide the opposition for West Ham this weekend and despite the bad result during the week, there is still plenty of cause for optimism for the season and weekend ahead.
A letter to Sam
- Thursday, 25th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
There are times when, as a West Ham fan, I despair. Despite the great times I've had and the pride I take in wearing crossed hammers, and even after 40 years of loyal support, I sometimes look on from the sidelines and think to myself, oh dear oh dear, what on Earth was that?
Width and pace, our saving grace?
- Tuesday, 23rd August 2011
- Allan Cummings
It was there for all to see. Max Gradel, a primary West Ham target over the summer and gifted left winger, was wreaking havoc down our right hand side. Leeds' young Ivorian winger was exciting, dangerous and attack minded.
West Ham United v Aldershot Town (Take Two)
- Tuesday, 23rd August 2011
- Allan Cummings
When we popped in to pick up Preview Percy's latest offering we were greeted by a young lady who told us he was busy having treatment for his rheumatism. The funny thing is we're pretty sure that he doesn't have rheumatism. We're also pretty sure that wasn't a proper nurse's uniform either. Anyway he did leave the following scribbled on the back of an old betting slip....
West Ham United v Leeds United
- Friday, 19th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
We're not saying that Preview Percy went looting during the recent disturbances, but when we went to visit him this week there were a lot of suspiciously new tartan blankets scattered around the rest home for the bewildered where he spends his time when the pubs aren't open. Here the grumpy one takes time out from moaning about how easy 'A' levels have become to take a look at this weekend's visit of Leeds United....
Watford v West Ham United
- Monday, 15th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
When we visited Preview Percy this week he had a smile on his face for once. We thought it was because we'd won away from home but it turned out that his dentures were playing up again. Here the miserable old buffer takes a look at this week's visit to Vicarage Road....
Doncaster Rovers v West Ham United
- Friday, 12th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
As you can imagine, being an elder statesman Preview Percy had more than a few things to say about the recent outbreaks of civil disorder. Thankfully we had to go before he could tell us any of them. Here's what he had to say about this weekend's visit to Doncaster Rovers before we made our excuses and left...
West Ham United v Aldershot Town
- Monday, 8th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is the sort of person who writes letters to the BBC about the programme “Grumpy Old Men” on the grounds that the participants are too cheerful. So you can imagine his reaction when we turned up at his rest home and told him that relegation would mean taking part in the first round of the League Cup and would he mind awfully writing another preview even though he’d only just finished the last one. Here’s his look at this week’s match against Aldershot Town.....
West Ham United v Cardiff City
- Friday, 5th August 2011
- Allan Cummings
We turned up at Preview Percy’s rest home in the hope that it was one of those that had been sold off during the close season and the occupants moved on without leaving a forwarding address. Unfortunately for you he’s still there and he’s still as barking as ever. Still, at a cost of a packet of Werther’s Originals a week it’s cheaper than paying someone to do a proper preview. Just. This week the old so and so takes a look at our opening match of the season against Cardiff City.....
Upson downs
- Tuesday, 26th July 2011
- Allan Cummings
A couple of years ago, in one of the transfer windows, my brother and I were discussing who we thought would be leaving West Ham. The discussion came around to Matthew Upson.
The Cole conundrum
- Wednesday, 20th July 2011
- Allan Cummings
Go on admit it; you breathed a sigh of relief when Cole’s move to Stoke fell through.
That good ol' West Ham way
- Wednesday, 6th July 2011
- Allan Cummings
So what is it, the West Ham way? Were West Ham ever this slick, great passing side that many of our fans believe we are? Is it a myth? Or are we living in a parallel footballing universe?
The Olympic Stadium reviewed
- Friday, 1st July 2011
- Allan Cummings
I had the good fortune to visit the Olympic Park last Friday - the highlight of which was a tour of the Olympic Stadium itself.
Billy Bonds: will there ever be another?
- Friday, 1st July 2011
- Allan Cummings
1967-1988: these are the years we saw the amazing Billy Bonds wearing the famous colours of claret and blue. Ron Greenwood was the manager to sign Bonds in a deal costing the club £50,000. Bonds made 95 league appearances, scoring one goal whilst playing for Charlton between 1964-1967.
Back to the Academy
- Friday, 1st July 2011
- Allan Cummings
So I’ve been scratching my head since that memorable day at the DW Stadium where our fate was finally sealed, when all of us were finally put out our collective misery and relegation was confirmed in the most thrilling and melancholic of fashions. In a game that completely and utterly summed up Avram Grant’s West Ham United.
Hagland's transfer latest: 24th June
- Friday, 24th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
Matthew Hagland brings us up to date with all the transfer news...
My sister and Sam
- Thursday, 23rd June 2011
- Allan Cummings
My sister has just started dating this new guy, his name is Sam.
Hagland’s transfer latest: 17th June
- Friday, 17th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
Matthew Hagland takes us through all the big transfer news of the week...
That was the season that was: part III
- Friday, 17th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
Gordon Thrower’s just been carried away kicking and screaming in the general direction of the Priory clinic. Before he departed he left us this, the final part of his review of the season. Those of a nervous disposition are probably supporting the wrong club...
That was the season that was: part II
- Sunday, 12th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
Gordon Thrower continues his look through the 2010/10 season. He's suffered and now it's your turn....
Hagland's transfer latest: 10th June
- Friday, 10th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
KUMB issues a warm welcome to newest recruit Matthew Hagland who will be keeping a close eye on the transfer market throughout the summer, bringing you all the latest rumours and gossip from West Ham and the wider footballing community.
Parker: legend - or Judas?
- Tuesday, 7th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's 3-2 defeat at Wigan last month condemned United to relegation for the second time in ten years.
The Allardyce way
- Tuesday, 7th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
I have to admit to sending an email to West Ham United before we made Avram Grant our 13th full time manager. That email was about Sam Allardyce.
That was the season that was: part I
- Tuesday, 7th June 2011
- Allan Cummings
It wasn’t much fun was it. So spare a thought for Gordon Thrower. We’ve made him look back at the 2010/11 season for his now traditional end of season review. Part One takes us from the sun and rain in Austria to November blizzards in E13. Readers of a nervous disposition might care to go for a lie down or something...
The 2011/12 Championship revealed
- Friday, 3rd June 2011
- Allan Cummings
The 24 teams taking place in next season's Championship have finally been decided. Join us as we take a look at all of West Ham's 23 opponents...
We're 'big fat Sam’s claret and blue army' - and we might win away games
- Thursday, 2nd June 2011
- Allan Cummings
After two terrible seasons of incompetence on the pitch and misery for the fans, times just have to be a’ changing.
Fresh, young aspirations
- Tuesday, 31st May 2011
- Allan Cummings
There is no doubt that a summer clear out for West Ham will be the only option for the owners, with bank balances simply not balancing. A barrage of players are set to leave Upton Park in the summer, hopefully!
Exterminate FIFA
- Tuesday, 31st May 2011
- Allan Cummings
FIFA is like a disease within our midst, like a plague from the Middle Ages which is slowly but surely ruining our great sport.
Allardyce: a Bolton fan speaks
- Monday, 30th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
With Sam Allardyce set to be confirmed as West Ham United's 14th full-time manager, we decided to take the opportunity to examine some of the more obvious fears regarding the former Bolton manager's tactical approach to the game.
WHUFC - 100 Greatest Moments: #80-71
- Monday, 30th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of these more recent events.
Supporters' Advisory Board: in summary
- Friday, 27th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
The West Ham United Supportor's Advisory Board held their inaugural meeting at the Boleyn Ground last night. Here follows a brief rundown of the main points discussed.
Supporter Advisory Board minutes
- Friday, 27th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
For: West Ham United Supporter Advisory Board Date: 26 May 2011 Time: 6.00pm Location: Legends A
Why Parker's exit may be a blessing
- Tuesday, 24th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
I'm aware that this is going to be contentious. The fact of the matter is that Scott Parker has been head and shoulders above his colleagues during the last three seasons, and has, quite rightly, been awarded HotY three times in succession.
Curbishley: the only EastEnder fit for the part
- Tuesday, 24th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
For West Ham United, this season has resembled that of a particularly absurd episode of EastEnders.
The end - or a new beginning?
- Tuesday, 24th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
The end of the world was supposed to be at the weekend. For West Ham fans it came a week earlier as Premier League football disappeared as quickly as Millwall’s daft plane stunt.
West Ham United V Sunderland - Match Preview
- Friday, 20th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
It's been a long tiring season for all of us. None more so than Preview Percy but there again he was old and knackered at the start of it all anyway. Before we say goodnight to the old so and so and pack him and his tartan blanket off to Eastbourne for the summer here's his last effort of the season....
WHUFC - 100 Greatest Moments: #90-81
- Thursday, 19th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of these more recent events.
You can checkout anytime you like
- Thursday, 19th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Relegation, well we’ve seen it before. If you listened to ill-informed members of some sections of the media it is long overdue to us this time because of technical offences the then officers of the club committed when 'signing' Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano.
WHUFC - 100 Greatest Moments: #100-91
- Wednesday, 18th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Back in 2004, readers of KUMB.com voted for their greatest West Ham moments. With seven years having passed since - during which we've witnessed a number of memorable occasions, matches and goals - we decided to revisit the list in order to include some of these more recent events.
West Ham or the Premier League?
- Wednesday, 18th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
I believe that many fans of clubs that are relegated from the Premiership get so upset because they have lost sight of what supporting their club means and are actually in love with the Premier League.
Decline and redemption
- Wednesday, 18th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Discussion can be had on where it all started; the decline. Be it failure to invest after the most unforeseen of successful seasons in the heady mid '80s, or maybe it came later, Rio Ferdinand’s departure? Glenn Roeder’s appointment? Or more probably in 2006 when a balding Icelandic fronted a takeover from much maligned long term owner Terry Brown. What’s not debatable is that it has happened.
Heaven knows he's miserable now
- Monday, 16th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Kitzbuhel, Austria - July 2010: One of the small band of travelling supporters to follow West Ham on their pre-season tour of Germany and Austria spots new manager Avram Grant in the crowd as the team arrives for the friendly with Panathinaikos.
By Royal appointment
- Sunday, 15th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
So Avram Grant has finally gone. Several months too late, say many.
Wigan Athletic v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Friday, 13th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has had a fun week. We’d love to tell you all about it but the members of the girl group and the person who supplied the equipment involved have all clubbed together to get a super-injunction so we’ll never know the real truth behind the smile on his face. Or how he found the energy to come up with this, his penultimate preview of the season.....
Taking the cheap option
- Thursday, 12th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Gold and Sullivan attempted to stay up 'on the cheap' this year. That did not involve aquiring a high-profile manager, nor did it involve poaching another club's manager. They panicked in January, and very nearly gave the job to Martin O'Neill. By not doing so, they basically backed themselves into a corner meaning that they had to come out like the kids that had been caught looking at their dad's dirty magazines apologising and suggesting that it was all just a big misunderstanding.
Relegation
- Tuesday, 10th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Even before the 1-1 draw versus Blackburn Rovers, the cup looked half empty as opposed to half full. If only I could share Avram Grants’ optimism, yet hasn’t that been the case all season!?
'Til death us do part
- Monday, 9th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
55 years ago I was born in Mile End Hospital.
West Ham United v Blackburn Rovers: Match Preview
- Friday, 6th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
He's been away with the Derby & Joan club - whic came as a surprise to them since they kicked him out years ago. He is Preview Percy and here's his take on this weekend's match....
The blame game: Torpedoes of truth surrounding our improbable relegation
- Wednesday, 4th May 2011
- Allan Cummings
The following are the reasons why, with three games to go, West Ham United are bottom of the league and staring squarely into oblivion.
Front up - and shut up
- Tuesday, 3rd May 2011
- Allan Cummings
David Sullivan really should start doing his job. He should lead from the front at away games, front up when the going gets tough and learn to shut up.
Make or break time for West Ham
- Tuesday, 3rd May 2011
- Allan Cummings
Sunday’s 2-1 defeat by Manchester City summed up West Ham’s season for me as the Hammers once again failed to pick up points – a scenario which leaves them rooted to the bottom of the Barclays Premier League title with just three league matches to go.
The story of Billie the grey
- Thursday, 28th April 2011
- Allan Cummings
88 years ago today West Ham faced Bolton in the first ever FA Cup Final staged at the new Wembley Stadium.
The only way is ethics
- Sunday, 24th April 2011
- Allan Cummings
Once again we arrive at matchday, the day of the week which matters more than any other to a football fan.
Well done Scott, you deserve it
- Saturday, 23rd April 2011
- Allan Cummings
Anybody who has witnessed Scott Parker carrying West Ham this season, and the way he has forced himself back into the England side, knows the Footballer of the Year award is fully merited.
Chelsea v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Friday, 22nd April 2011
- Allan Cummings
As an older gentleman Preview Percy was pleased to see a brass band at the Boleyn last weekend. That's about all he enjoyed though. He's equally grumpy about our chances this weekend. He probably thinks that this weather won't last either.....
The same old story
- Monday, 18th April 2011
- Allan Cummings
If ever a photograph could sum up a football club, there was something strangely amusing about seeing Manuel da Costa on crutches leaving court today having pleaded guilty to assault and, tragically for him I’m sure, having been ordered by the judge to stay away from the illustrious Faces Nightclub in Ilford.
Not getting any easier, is it?
- Sunday, 17th April 2011
- Allan Cummings
So it’s come to this. Five games left, two that Avram Grant does not believe we can win and three more that the rest of us doubt we can win.
West Ham United v Aston Villa - Match Preview
- Friday, 15th April 2011
- Allan Cummings
He was away last week at a birthday celebration - apparently some of his jokes are now nearly 100 years old. And so is he. He is Preview Percy. Sorry no refunds.....
West Ham United v Manchester United - Match Preview
- Friday, 1st April 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has taken time out from moaning about the cut in his winter fuel payments to give us his usual warped view of this weekend's opponents.....
Consistency is key
- Wednesday, 30th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
As I sat down with my pint to watch our recent draw with Tottenham at the Lane I was very comfortable in the fact that I knew exactly what the back four would be, I knew who’d be lining up in our midfield and I knew who would be leading the line.
Scott Parker: our sympathies
- Wednesday, 23rd March 2011
- Allan Cummings
I heard someone say after the Spurs game that Scott Parker looked like he was crying at the end of the match... now we know why.
Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 18th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
He's grumpy at the best of times so you can imagine how bad Preview Percy has been all week after last weekend's shambles. Our man in the tartan blanket takes time out from giving the Meals On Wheels people a hard time to take a look at this weekend's visit to N17.....
Insult to injury
- Wednesday, 16th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
With the news that the FA have charged Avram Grant with "improper conduct" over his comments regarding Sunday's ref, Gordon Thrower wonders what the hell is going on with those who run the game. He's far from impressed, as you can imagine. Thankfully the FA have no jurisdiction here....
Stoke, anger and frustration
- Wednesday, 16th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
I've been really angry and frustrated by a lot of recent decisions which seem to be moulding our future - and almost all of them are coming out against us.
Sour grapes, of course, and without a drink to numb the pain
- Monday, 14th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
You know what’s coming, you are going to be mugged, but you know there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
Stoke City v West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 12th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy got very confused when he was told we were playing Stoke again this week. Actually he seems to be confused most of the time. With a possible trip to Wembley in the offing just don't tell him the twin towers have gone.....
My Upton Park moment
- Friday, 11th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
The impending move to the Olympic Stadium inevitably means we all must say a rather melancholic goodbye to Upton Park, the classy claret seats, the tower blocks looming over the East stand and the gallows humour of Green Street.
Lessons in life
- Wednesday, 9th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
In my previous article, I discussed how being a fan of West Ham United has taught me lessons in how to live my life that I wouldn’t have learned by supporting a more successful team. It sounds like I’m obsessed but I get upset when people tell me that football is 'just a game'. Actually, I have been more than upset on occasion and almost flown into a rage, swear words pouring out of my mouth. I stand by my convictions though – it is more than just a game.
West Ham Utd v Stoke City: match preview
- Friday, 4th March 2011
- Allan Cummings
The old fool managed to upset some Liverpool supporters last week. So Preview Percy must be doing something right. Damned if we can spot it though. *warning - the following may contain Latin*..
The performance we have been waiting for
- Monday, 28th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
At last, West Ham produced the kind of display that could change a few minds about what division we will be playing in next season.
West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match preview
- Saturday, 26th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's taken time out from giving the staff at his old folk's home a hard time over the lack of Werther's Originals to pen a few words about this weekend's fixture against Liverpool....
The full-back's curse
- Wednesday, 23rd February 2011
- Allan Cummings
With the news that the once-reliable Herita Ilunga is considering a loan move to the third-tier of English football with Sheffield Wednesday, we ask: 'just what is it with full-backs at West Ham?'
West Ham Utd v Burnley: match preview
- Sunday, 20th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
We've had a few emails regarding the whereabouts of Preview Percy. We can reveal only that the old fool has been resting up this winter in a nursing home for the elderly and bewildered. We didn't tell the taxman or the Child Support Agency which one though....
Where will the new fans come from?
- Friday, 18th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United’s move to the Olympic Stadium is not yet ‘rubber stamped’ and with Barry Hearns ready to challenge the move on behalf of Leyton Orient, the final decision could be a few weeks away. However this is just a delay and it is very unlikely to make any difference to the decision. So let us assume that we are moving in for the 2014/5 season. What does that mean?
Do it the West Ham way
- Thursday, 17th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
Let me assure you, with the exception of Scott Parker, the title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with events on the field this season. It relates to the furore surrounding the Olympic Stadium, the venue destined to be West Ham United’s new home.
The Olympic Stadium blueprint
- Thursday, 17th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
KUMB.com sat down with Olympic Project Director Ian Tompkins earlier this week in order to get up to spec on the club's latest plans for the move to Stratford. Here's a brief summary of the ensuing conversation.
Bring the noise
- Saturday, 12th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
The decision has been made and West Ham United has been given the nod as the preferred bidder for the Olympic Stadium by the OPLC.
The hope gets you...
- Thursday, 10th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
They say that it’s the hope that kills you in the end, and supporting West Ham is beginning to feel like that.
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
- Thursday, 10th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
The catchment areas for football clubs in terms of support are no longer confined to the clubs immediate vicinity. Clubs like Chelsea and Manchester United achieve high ticket sales by leapfrogging traditional boundaries for their catchment areas (i.e. QPR/Fulham; Bolton/Oldham) to suck in fans from a wider area.
Uneasy feelings, a few thoughts and a plea
- Wednesday, 9th February 2011
- Allan Cummings
There is bound to be disenchantment, frustration, and plain old anger at the constant propping up of the Premier League this season by our beloved team. Some will direct these feelings at certain players, some at the manager, some at the owners, and some at all three.
Beyond repair
- Friday, 28th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
When I received our beloved club’s letter on Thursday afternoon a faint sensation was shot through my body, perhaps a very light touch of nausea accompanied by a more potent emotion of real anger.
The wrong end of things (again)
- Monday, 24th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
Ok, this is going to be a partisan, angry, twisted, bitter, frustrated rant - pretty much par for the course and sure to hit a raw nerve amongst Irons fans. But is it just me who feels we are getting the rough end of things from all levels of football authority since the Tevez saga?
Avram Grant’s youth policy: a victory within the misery
- Saturday, 22nd January 2011
- Allan Cummings
We are constantly informed that football is a results based industry. Managers must scramble for their commission in a continuous struggle against the ultimate judge; the win/loss column.
Go north and multiply
- Friday, 21st January 2011
- Allan Cummings
I read today’s article on our plans for a move to the Olympic Stadium by old sourpuss, and felt a need to reply. Time has been a bit of a commodity for me of late, however if this particular piece was intent on riling me as a West Ham fan, it succeeded.
Yet more of a circus
- Tuesday, 18th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
You couldn’t make it up…sadly though at West Ham you don’t have to, because every day seems to bring more shambolic nonsense.
The debacle continues
- Sunday, 16th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
It's hard to conceive a more preposterous cock-up than what has been going on of late. But let's face the facts: it's no great surprise given the way Sullivan and Gold have managed our club since the took over.
Stick to the knitting
- Sunday, 16th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
Karren Brady is clearly a successful and competent business executive. As Chief Executive of Birmingham City she oversaw an intitial investment by shareholders of £700k mature into a £72m dividend in the space of 17 years.
Always a circus…
- Saturday, 15th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
Is it just me who hates transfer windows? The uncertainty, the constant flicking onto Sky Sports News, the expectation and the constant disappointment.
MYWHUFC: in opposition to the OS
- Friday, 14th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
MYWHUFC is a campaign run by West Ham United supporters who oppose the proposed move from the Boleyn Ground, Upton Park, to the Olympic Stadium at Stratford as outlined by the club’s owners.
West Ham United v Barnsley - Match Preview
- Saturday, 8th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
A 5-0 drubbing at Newcastle but is Preview Percy depressed? Well yes, he is. However he decided that he's suffered enough this week so now it's your turn...
A Message to Grant
- Friday, 7th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
We have seen enough, we have heard enough, we are sick with all the excuses, politics and underhand tricks.
Newcastle United v West Ham United
- Tuesday, 4th January 2011
- Allan Cummings
Petrol's up, VAT is up and train fares are up. The start of 2011 is full of gloom and doom. And just when you think the start of the year couldn't get any worse, here's Preview Percy to prove you wrong. Very wrong.....
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
- Friday, 31st December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Another Christmas has passed and yet again Santa forgot to bring Preview Percy a Scalextric. So he's taking it out on us......
Keeping it in the family
- Thursday, 30th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
As this is my first column, I had better introduce myself – I am an Essex boy living in Texas and I am an avid West Ham United fan. By way of that introduction/confession, I almost feel like I’m attending an alcoholics anonymous meeting but … I am not ashamed at being a West Ham fan or an Essex boy.
The West Ham way
- Thursday, 30th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
As the nights have closed in, the seemingly everlasting gloom around the Boleyn has grown thicker. With the club flirting with relegation once more and the Olympic Stadium decision date drawing closer, one phrase that I constantly hear on the terraces is 'it's the West Ham way'.
Thankful for small mercies
- Sunday, 19th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Those 2,000 hardy souls who did get to Blackburn at least saw spirit, effort and a point from a game few expected to survive the shocking weather.
Blackburn Rovers v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Friday, 17th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has spent the week dodging the fat ugly bird with the mistletoe and stepping over frozen pools of vomit deposited on the pavement by once a year drinkers just to bring you this look at this weekend's trip to Ewood Park. We wish he hadn't but there it is....
Tradition or nostalgia?
- Thursday, 16th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Nostalgia is a terrible thing. At its heart it betrays a lack of confidence in the future. Too often it is an indulgence of the present that seeks the balm of the past.
Should West Ham move?
- Wednesday, 15th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
For over 106 years the Boleyn Ground has been the home of West Ham United with some of the best players in history having come through their celebrated academy and pulled on the claret and blue shirt at the famous stadium.
Grant... what improvement?
- Tuesday, 14th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Surely anyone who witnessed the predictable defeat by Manchester City now knows that nothing will improve the situation under the current management.
A costly episode
- Tuesday, 14th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
In the relatively foreseeable future our fans will remember Avram Grant's tenure at Upton Park as a forlorn episode, soon to be cast into dark oblivion as a sore but not too significant tiny detail in our history.
Grant out?
- Monday, 13th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
After a disappointing 17 games in the 2010/11 campaign, the Irons sit bottom of the Barclays Premier League.
West Ham United v Manchester City - Match Preview
- Friday, 10th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy so dull that even Wikileaks doesn't mention him..........
Sunderland v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Saturday, 4th December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was supposed to be going up to the North East this weekend but the weather stopped him from travelling. This meant he had time to do a match preview. There's never a council gritter about when you need one is there.....
Grant: a stay of execution?
- Thursday, 2nd December 2010
- Allan Cummings
Two wins in four days and how the mood has changed, particularily with that stunning victory over Manchester United.
The one that got away
- Wednesday, 1st December 2010
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have booked their place in the last four of the League Cup for the eighth time since the competition's inception at the beginning of the 1960s.
West Ham United v Wigan Athletic - Match Preview
- Friday, 26th November 2010
- Allan Cummings
Tube workers and even Scottish referees are going on strike this weekend. Sadly Preview Percy hasn't joined in with the winter of discontent. We live in hope but in the meantime....
Machiavelli eat your heart out
- Thursday, 25th November 2010
- Allan Cummings
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that Gold and Suillivan are shrewd businessmen. They may not be great football club owners, but they sure know how to manipulate their position as one.
Hillsborough and other stories
- Wednesday, 24th November 2010
- Allan Cummings
KUMB welcomes Paul Walker to the team as he looks ahead to next week's Carling Cup quarter final clash with Manchester United...
Liverpool v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Friday, 19th November 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy was a bit under the weather last week. We told him to "take as long as it takes" to get better. Unfortunately it only took a week....
A moderate defeat
- Friday, 12th November 2010
- Allan Cummings
I have coined the term ‘moderate defeat’ and used it for years in Hebrew, in order to impress upon my readers and viewers that a draw in football is a miserable result.
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion - Match Preview.
- Tuesday, 9th November 2010
- Allan Cummings
The Large Hadron Collider has finally produced a result for all those billions - a rather pretty picture a schoolkid with some coloured biros could have produced. Undeterred, we slammed some rather larger particles (ok, a plank of wood) into the back of Preview Percy's head. The results, though cheaper, are just as disappointing....
Birmingham City v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Friday, 5th November 2010
- Allan Cummings
BBC journalists have been out on strike today. We were hoping that Preview Percy was going to join them even though he doesn't work for the BBC. We were disappointed. Again......
Arsenal v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Friday, 29th October 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has only just got home from Wednesday night's extra-time win over Stoke. Unfortunately, he had his laptop with him so here's his look at this weekend's visit to Arsenal....
West Ham United v Stoke City - Match Preview
- Tuesday, 26th October 2010
- Allan Cummings
Paul The Psychic Octopus is sadly no longer with us. Preview Percy is in rude health however, despite the fact that we've stuck him in a fish tank. (Nothing to do with predictions - we just don't like him much). Here's his look at this week's League Cup match against the Potters......
The Jeremy Nicholas column: If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there
- Friday, 22nd October 2010
- Allan Cummings
I’ll be taking my autograph book with me on Saturday for the Newcastle game. We have some legendary West Ham players from the sixties, coming down for a chat pitch-side before the game.
West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match Preview
- Thursday, 21st October 2010
- Allan Cummings
"If you pay peanuts you get monkeys" or so the saying goes. We're saving up for a bag of Percy Dalton's. Until then, Preview Percy writes our match previews. Here's his take on this weekend's visit from Newcastle United...
Wolverhampton Wanderers v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Thursday, 14th October 2010
- Allan Cummings
We asked the Chilean authorities if they had any plans for the hole now all the miners are free. Unfortunately, as soon as we mentioned Preview Percy they hung up. Here's his take on this weekend's trip to the Midlands.......
Gollivan’s travails
- Wednesday, 13th October 2010
- Allan Cummings
January. That fateful time of the year when every claret and blue peeps out from the comforts of their heated apartments to brace the chill of a month where the East Londoners are inevitably going to face a blizzard.
The Jeremy Nicholas column: Mr Moon all over the world
- Friday, 1st October 2010
- Allan Cummings
The new FIFA 11 came out today. I think it’s the best football video game in the world. But I’m biased; I’ve been involved in the EA Sports FIFA games since 2006.
West Ham United v Fulham - Match Preview
- Thursday, 30th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
Look at it this way: if Preview Percy wasn't at home writing this stuff he'd be out on the streets mingling with members of the public. We figure that this is the lesser of two evils....
That was the week that was
- Thursday, 30th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
Six games, four points and nineteenth place. There has been considerable discussion as to whether we as fans should be pleased with this return.
The Jeremy Nicholas column: Art for art's sake
- Friday, 24th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
One of my favourite films is Chariots of Fire, where devout Christian Eric Liddell refused to run at the Paris Olympics because his race was on a Sunday. I like people who are not afraid to stand up for something that is important to them.
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur - Match Preview
- Thursday, 23rd September 2010
- Allan Cummings
The nation is in turmoil - apparently lardy breakfast DJ Chris Moyles hasn't been paid for two months. Preview Percy isn't quite as lardy but we haven't paid him either. Ever. Like the BBC we get what we pay for.....
Sunderland v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Monday, 20th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
This match rather crept up on us, to be honest, what with our current league position keeping us awake at night. Preview Percy remembered it though. Unfortunately.
Stoke City v West Ham United
- Thursday, 16th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
Top Gear has "The Stig". We have Preview Percy. I wonder if Clarkson would entertain a swap deal....
Upton Parker
- Monday, 13th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
As a diehard socialist I don't tend to observe religious holidays including Yom Kippur, but out of empathy with my neighbours I always stay indoors for the duration of the Day of Atonement, universally regarded as the most sacred day for the Jewish people.
Pretty Bubbles
- Monday, 13th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
At the time that I put pen to paper or in a less technologically challenged world, put finger to key, I witness two contrasting web pages regarding the good ol’ Hammers.
The Jeremy Nicholas column: The 66th minute
- Friday, 10th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
Three games into the Premier League season and we are still without a point. Thanks goodness it’s only Chelsea, Stoke and Tottenham next, or I’d be worried.
West Ham United v Chelsea - Match Preview
- Thursday, 9th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
The transfer deadline has been and gone but our attempts to send Preview Percy out on loan to FC Chernobyl fell through when we couldn't get anyone to pay the air fare. Or the bus fare. Or the postage. So here he is again. Unfortunately......
Adorning our demise
- Thursday, 9th September 2010
- Allan Cummings
We hear quite often the shrill lamentations from Avram Grant's corner, bitterly complaining about the lack of resources at his disposal. The eight new players and the recovery of our almost chronically injured stars don't seem to mollify our manager's hunger for success and trophies.
From Gloom to Boom, the difficult truth
- Friday, 3rd September 2010
- Allan Cummings
Avram Grant has experienced three defeats in his first three games so far this season, shipping three goals in each.
Manchester United v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Thursday, 26th August 2010
- Allan Cummings
We were hoping that the torrential rain we've had over the past few days might prevent Preview Percy from coming in to deliver his match preview. Unfortunately, he owns a pair of wellies.....
Are you SPL in disguise?
- Tuesday, 24th August 2010
- Allan Cummings
Six days into the Premier League season and you could be forgiven for thinking that it was the end of the season as far as the top four standings were concerned.
West Ham United v Oxford United - Match Preview
- Tuesday, 24th August 2010
- Allan Cummings
If you take an infinite number of monkeys and give them word processors it is said that eventually they will produce one of the classics. Unfortunately we couldn't afford the monkeys so here's Preview Percy to run his eye past our League Cup opponents Oxford United....
The Jeremy Nicholas column: How I became the West Ham announcer
- Sunday, 22nd August 2010
- Allan Cummings
I moved to East London from Cambridge when I was six. I think my parents may have done the driving, but I think I did most of the packing and dealing with estate agents.
West Ham United v Bolton Wanderers - Match Preview
- Friday, 20th August 2010
- Allan Cummings
We thought we'd got shot of him but unfortunately he was only on holiday. If we'd known he was coming back we'd have moved. He is Preview Percy and the clue is in the name........
Best league in the world?
- Monday, 2nd August 2010
- Allan Cummings
The calendar has just hit August which normally means that I go into proper countdown mode for the start of the footy season.
Cautious optimism: better days in the offing
- Monday, 19th July 2010
- Allan Cummings
Normally one does not draw far-fetched conclusions from the pre-season friendly matches, but supporters are not necessarily rational creatures, and every victory for the Hammers counts.
The great and the good
- Tuesday, 29th June 2010
- Allan Cummings
I am sure that fans of other Premier League teams feel that their clubs input into England, with regard to important players or the number of their players, is as important as West Ham’s, whether its Spurs, Chelsea or Man United.
The United colours of West Ham
- Wednesday, 16th June 2010
- Allan Cummings
With the World Cup now in full flow, why not take a break from the constant monotonous drone of the vuvezela and join KUMB as we take a look back at every foreign player to feature in the famous claret and blue (and some who didn't).
The Deadwood stage is rolling over the hill
- Monday, 7th June 2010
- Allan Cummings
The arrival of the club’s new manager has been rapidly followed by the surprise arrival of the first signing of the summer.
Lay not thy hand upon the lad
- Monday, 7th June 2010
- Allan Cummings
Haim Baram, a well-known Israeli football pundit, is also a keen West Ham fan. There are mixed opinions regarding Avram Grant in the Israeli press but in the last 7-8 months his time at Portsmouth earned him a lot of credit within the Israeli sports media. Baram expresses a different voice.
Expect the expected
- Monday, 7th June 2010
- Allan Cummings
Well here we are again. It’s like Christmas but every four years and always expecting to end up with a fake Action Man with no moving body parts, instead of the genuine article with gripping hands and eagle eyes. England are at the World Cup with media full of hype and expectation and we are being told we can win. But are we really expecting much? Are we destined for another series of limp displays and another sacked manager? Do we have the players with enough skill to bring the cup home?
Who is Avram Grant?
- Thursday, 3rd June 2010
- Allan Cummings
Avram Grant was appointed as West Ham United's 13th full time manager earlier today. Join KUMB.com as we take a look back at his career to date...
That Was The Season That Was 2009/10: Part 3
- Wednesday, 19th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
At the end of March we'd lost six in a row and were hovering just outside the relegation zone on goal difference. Worse still, Hull had a game in hand. Even worse, next up was a trip to in-form Everton. What could possibly go right? Gordon Thrower takes a final gulp from his oxygen tank as he concludes his look at the season just ended....
Confessions of a West Ham supporter
- Monday, 17th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
It’s difficult following your football team from abroad. In America you have two options: spend a small fortune on a satellite sport subscription or find a bar that shows "international sport", packed with Americans, draped in internet-ordered Chelsea and Manchester United scarves.
That Was The Season That Was 2009/10: Part 2
- Sunday, 16th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
When we left things at the end of 2009, the club was broke, the owners were broke, we had no strikers, the transfer window was just about to open and we were in a relegation fight. Still there was always the cup to look forward to. Gordon Thrower takes a deep breath, sips a large brandy and looks at the period January-March in part 2 of his season review.....
That was the season that was 2009/10
- Friday, 14th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
It's been another eventful season. Gordon Thrower, fortified only by several cups of strong, black coffee, has bravely relived the last 10 months so you don't have to. Here's the first instalment of his trawl through the archives...
The demise of Gianfranco
- Friday, 14th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
As Gordon Brown said his goodbyes, collected his valuables and made a dash to the Downing Street gates, elsewhere in London a less recognised character was relieved of his duties following a similarly gruellingly drawn out character assassination.
West Ham United v Manchester City: Match Preview
- Friday, 7th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
In his (thankfully) final effort of the season Preview Percy has a pop at African football administrators, the manager of the year selection process, Piers Morgan and, of course, Lord Griffiths. He also mentions Man City. A bit. Applications for the post of match preview writer should be sent to the editor....
Fool’s gold?
- Wednesday, 5th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
On Sunday I was looking forward to a game where, with all the pressure behind them, Zola’s boys could go out at Craven Cottage to really express themselves with a no fear attitude. At the very least I was expecting our team to go out and enjoy their football.
West Ham’s World Cup hopes
- Wednesday, 5th May 2010
- Allan Cummings
With the season in the bag now and security assured for another season at least, thoughts turn to the summer - and with it the World Cup.
Fulham v West Ham United: Match Preview
- Friday, 30th April 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's just stopped laughing at Liverpool's midweek result. Unfortunately that means that he had time to write the following. Only one more to go....
West Ham United v Wigan Athletic: Match Preview
- Thursday, 22nd April 2010
- Allan Cummings
Don't worry, after this there's only two more of Preview Percy's outpourings to endure.......
McCarthy warns of 'life or death' end to season
- Thursday, 22nd April 2010
- Allan Cummings
Everyone connected with West Ham United Football Club is nervous right now. With three games to go at the end of the Premier League season, Gianfranco Zola's men sit just three points above the relegation zone.
The relegation scrap without any fight
- Thursday, 22nd April 2010
- Allan Cummings
Calamity defending and a lack of cutting edge. This morning’s papers were probably able to recycle Monday’s night’s match reports from Anfield when describing Hull’s defeat to Aston Villa at the KC Stadium.
Liverpool v West Ham United: Match Preview
- Saturday, 17th April 2010
- Allan Cummings
We blew up a volcano in an attempt to stop him. Unfortunately the resulting cloud of ash failed to delay the buses so Preview Percy's back again and, gawd 'elp us, this time he's quoting T S Eliot....
West Ham United v Sunderland - Match Preview
- Friday, 9th April 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy's here again, with possibly the only match preview you will read that contains the word "maelstrom". (There may be other long words in there as well but we lost the will to live at that point and sneaked off to the pub before he could find out where we were going.....)
Everton v West Ham United
- Friday, 2nd April 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has been missing of late due to "technical problems" with his PC. Unfortunately, he found where we hid his keyboard, so he's back.........
Upson to follow in Moore’s footsteps?
- Thursday, 1st April 2010
- Allan Cummings
English football will forever be inextricably linked with a picture of a West Ham United defender holding aloft the famous Jules Rimet trophy.
Post-Wolves, post mortem
- Friday, 26th March 2010
- Allan Cummings
It’s difficult to look at West Ham at this point in the season and not treat them like some sort of wounded animal in need of being put down.
Fit to wear the shirt?
- Thursday, 25th March 2010
- Allan Cummings
The chants of “You’re not fit to wear the shirt” that greeted Wolves’ third goal at the Boleyn last night evoked memories of the dire straits that West Ham found themselves in three years ago.
Football: rewarding failure
- Wednesday, 24th March 2010
- Allan Cummings
I haven’t written an article for KUMB.com in months, in fact I’ve not written anything of merit for even longer. Life takes over and despite having plenty I’d like to say, the opportunities to do so have been few and far between.
Chelsea v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 12th March 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has an IQ that is actually greater than Frank Lampard's. However, like Lampard he hides it well.....
West Ham United v Bolton Wanderers: Match Preview
- Thursday, 4th March 2010
- Allan Cummings
Inspired by the Prime Minister (allegedly), we thought we'd bully Preview Percy into going away. Unfortunately he hit us back and gave us a Chinese burn before submitting the following:
Can the West Ham influence win the World Cup for England once again?
- Thursday, 25th February 2010
- Allan Cummings
There will always be an inextricable link between West Ham United and England’s triumphant 1966 World Cup winning team.
Manchester United v West Ham United: Match Preview
- Monday, 22nd February 2010
- Allan Cummings
We were hoping that he might have forgotten that there was a midweek match on. Unfortunately somebody reminded him. Preview Percy takes a look at our forthcoming trip to Old Trafford.....
Zola heaps praise on Diamanti as West Ham move on up
- Monday, 22nd February 2010
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United boss Gianfranco Zola singled out Alessandro Diamanti for praise following the crucial 3-0 victory over relegation rivals Hull City on Saturday.
West Ham United v Hull City: Match Preview
- Friday, 19th February 2010
- Allan Cummings
We threatened him with a 25% pay cut if he didn't go away. Unfortunately, since we don't pay him anything in the first place, he turned up anyway. Preview Percy casts his eye over this weekend's match....
Ashton farce completes Icelandic legacy
- Wednesday, 17th February 2010
- Allan Cummings
The revelation that West Ham are liable to pay out the remaining three years of Dean Ashton’s £65,000 per week contract should come as no surprise to anyone. After all, frugal spending and checking the small print haven’t really been the two strongest attributes within the Boleyn Ground boardroom over the past couple of years.
Managerial madness
- Monday, 15th February 2010
- Allan Cummings
You might think by the title that I am suggesting that football managers are mad: quite the opposite, in fact.
West Ham United v Birmingham City: Match Preview
- Monday, 8th February 2010
- Allan Cummings
He claims not to have slept with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend. Ever. He is Preview Percy and this is his look at this Wednesday's match against Birmingham.......
Burnley v West Ham United: Match Preview
- Thursday, 4th February 2010
- Allan Cummings
Nigel Quashie may have gone for free but we'd have had to pay someone to take Preview Percy away. So, sadly, he's still here until the next window opens.....
West Ham United v Blackburn Rovers: Match Preview
- Friday, 29th January 2010
- Allan Cummings
We asked a number of highly respected football writers to give us their views on this weekend's match. The fact that we've got Preview Percy again should tell you how many responded....
Zola has his say on Pompey draw as West Ham attempt to pull away
- Thursday, 28th January 2010
- Allan Cummings
From the outside looking in, you would think that West Ham should be going to bottom of the table Portsmouth and picking up three points.
Portsmouth v West Ham United Match Preview
- Sunday, 24th January 2010
- Allan Cummings
The club may have new ownership but Preview Percy is still here. Sadly......
Transfer rumours a plenty as Gold and Sullivan takeover
- Friday, 22nd January 2010
- Allan Cummings
It seems fairly standard that whenever a club is taken over by new owners, that they are expected to buy every player under the sun. When this takeover occurs in January, transfer speculation is likely to go into overdrive.
Aston Villa v West Ham United - Match Preview
- Friday, 15th January 2010
- Allan Cummings
Due to the recent weather conditions, the Metropolitan Police asked Preview Percy to cancel this week's preview on safety grounds. Unfortunately he ignored them...
On transfer rumours
- Saturday, 9th January 2010
- Allan Cummings
There has been a certain amount of speculation about the transfers that will take place during the January transfer window.
Wolverhampton Wanderers Preview
- Friday, 8th January 2010
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy took time out from lobbing snowballs at passers-by to take a quick look at Sunday's match against Wolves
West Ham United vs Arsenal (FA Cup 3rd Round): Match Preview
- Saturday, 2nd January 2010
- Allan Cummings
We gave Preview Percy the option: either write us a match preview or single-handedly finish off all the turkey sarnies left in the kumb fridge. Unfortunately he wasn't hungry........
Tottenham vs West Ham Utd: match preview
- Sunday, 27th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
So on Monday we face the Team That Doesn't Care About Us for a fifth time in the last calendar year - and quite frankly, it's about time we put one over on them.
Do you know these people?
- Sunday, 27th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United FC are looking for your help in identifying a number of professional footballers that have gone missing in the last 18 months.
The moment of truth approaches
- Saturday, 26th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
On the surface, West Ham supporters may have plenty to be thankful for as of the conclusion of activities on Boxing Day.
West Ham Utd v Portsmouth: match preview
- Tuesday, 22nd December 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is still struggling with his rasping cough. However, we told him Santa wouldn't come to his house unless he wrote a few words about Saturday's match against Portsmouth......
Clarke expects Green to bounce back with 'game of his life'
- Friday, 18th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
Normally after a footballer has a bit of a shocker, it is only a matter of time before someone comes out backing them. This has been the case again for Robert Green after his mistake in the 3-1 defeat to Bolton on Tuesday night.
Chelsea Preview
- Friday, 18th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
Previw Percy is still struggling with a nasty chest infection. We, however, still don't care. So we forced him to take a look at Sunday's match against Chelsea in between swigs of Veno's......
Thoughts on Sunday's game
- Tuesday, 15th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
Walking away from St Andrews, I was struggling to decide whether I’d just seen a performance from a team showing the potential to improve or one that faced an uphill battle to avoid the relegation trapdoor.
Bolton Wanderers Preview
- Tuesday, 15th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy is unwell. We, however, don't care so we dragged him out of his sickbed to have a look at tonight's match against the Trotters....
What is the key to survival?
- Monday, 14th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
At the moment it doesn’t look like anything is in our favour for staying up. Every team from 8th down to the bottom picked up points on Saturday, apart from us.
Birmingham City preview
- Friday, 11th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has a quick look at tomorrow's match at St Andrews.....
Manchester United Preview
- Friday, 4th December 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has a quick butcher's at Saturday's visit of the current Premiership Champions.....
Five of the best
- Tuesday, 1st December 2009
- Allan Cummings
So it's our old friends Arsenal once again in the FA Cup.
Zola looks at the positives
- Friday, 27th November 2009
- Allan Cummings
It is now two away league games in a row that West Ham have been 2-0 up early on and ended up drawing the game. It happened at the Stadium of Light in late October and it happened again last Saturday. Albeit in slightly differing circumstances.
Every cloud and all that…
- Thursday, 26th November 2009
- Allan Cummings
With Hull picking up an unlikely three points against Everton (not to mention their turn around against us and Stoke), Blackburn seemingly finding some form with big Sam out of the picture temporarily, and Portsmouth with a new manager on the horizon, we are getting left at the wrong end of a points gap down at the bottom. The clouds are overhead, and getting darker.
Burnley Preview
- Thursday, 26th November 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a gander at this weekend's opponents.....
Hull City Preview
- Friday, 20th November 2009
- Allan Cummings
Our correspondent has a look at Saturday's visit to East Yorkshire....
Upson needs to stand up and be counted
- Thursday, 19th November 2009
- Allan Cummings
Two combining factors have resulted in plenty of speculation about Matthew Upson’s future this season. First of all, he has regularly been playing for England under Fabio Capello and therefore enhancing his reputation as one of the most solid defenders around.
Everton Preview
- Friday, 6th November 2009
- Allan Cummings
It's been a busy week for Preview Percy as he has a look at Sunday's match at home to Everton......
Aston Villa Preview
- Tuesday, 3rd November 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy recovers from his trip to Wearside with a few words about Wednesday's visit from Aston Villa.....
Where do we go from here?
- Tuesday, 3rd November 2009
- Allan Cummings
Saturday night (that’s the time zone I watch the game in) was another week of frustration, and ultimately despair, with a sprinkling of hope thrown in somewhere in the middle. So where do we go from here to turn performances into results?
Sunderland Preview
- Friday, 30th October 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Pecy took time out from packing for the long trek North to have a look at this weekend's opponents....
Arsenal Preview
- Friday, 23rd October 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy has a butcher's at Sunday's match against Arsenal.....
Can Zola and co start getting points on the board?
- Tuesday, 20th October 2009
- Allan Cummings
You may remember that in my last piece for KUMB, I said that it was extremely important for West Ham to get a positive result at Stoke. After the international break, I viewed it as crucial for this next group of games that at least a draw was picked up. For confidence and momentum more than anything.
Stoke City Preview
- Thursday, 15th October 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at Saturday's match.....
International break is a chance to re-group
- Saturday, 10th October 2009
- Allan Cummings
Every West Ham fan knows that it hasn’t been the greatest start to the season. Gianfranco Zola’s men sit in the bottom three of the Premier League after just one victory so far. The performances haven’t been too bad, but the table doesn’t lie and things need to improve.
Fulham Preview
- Friday, 2nd October 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes a look at Sunday's match....
Let’s just enjoy this season
- Tuesday, 29th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
You could say after losing to Man City that this season is starting to look a little bleak. I mean you can’t judge this on just six games played in the league but before all this negativity and lack of enthusiasm arises let’s just remember that we only live once, so why make West Ham stop you living?
Zola praises Bellamy ahead of Manchester City clash
- Monday, 28th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
It seems as though the old adage of ‘we only focus on our team’ has gone out of the window for Gianfranco Zola ahead of tonight’s Premier League clash with Manchester City. This is because he has been heaping praise on former Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy.
Manchester City preview
- Saturday, 26th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
Preview Percy takes an "alternative" look at our next opponents...
Looking back: Manchester City
- Thursday, 24th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
Join KUMB.com for a new regular feature as we take a look back at a game from days gone by against our forthcoming opponents.
Zola stays optimistic, but should we worry?
- Tuesday, 22nd September 2009
- Allan Cummings
Gianfranco Zola’s words have been very positive in the aftermath of Saturday’s narrow defeat to Liverpool, and rightly so.
West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match preview
- Friday, 18th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
Next up we have a visit from the red half of Merseyside.
How many points in the next five games?
- Friday, 18th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
With the season entering its second month, West Ham are sitting in 13th position after one victory, a draw and two defeats. It seems fair to say that it is been a fairly unspectacular start to the next campaign.
Collins - " I felt unwanted"
- Monday, 14th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
JAMES COLLINS says he felt 'unwanted' by West Ham after his £5m move to Aston Villa.
Why Green will remain England’s No.1 for the World Cup
- Monday, 14th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
It is nice to think that West Ham have the No.1 goalkeeper in England as part of their team.
Wigan Athletic v West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 10th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
GIANFRANCO ZOLA's side head North this weekend to take on Wigan Athletic at the DW Stadium.
Reserves hit six
- Tuesday, 8th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
West Ham's reserves hit their Birmingham City counterparts for six tonight, in a match that saw the return of Valon Behrami, as well as the debuts of four new signings.
Why West Ham fans sing “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles”
- Monday, 7th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
In the Spring 2005 edition of “Soccer History”, John Northcutt published an article on why West Ham fans sing “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles”.
The origin of the claret and blue
- Monday, 7th September 2009
- Allan Cummings
On 29th June, 1895, Arnold Hills, the managing director of the Thames Ironworks & Shipbuilding Company, announced in his newspaper, the Thames Ironworks Gazette, that he intended to establish a football club.
Collins speaks out over Aston Villa move
- Wednesday, 2nd September 2009
- Allan Cummings
Let’s be honest, it wasn’t the greatest of transfer deadline days. Not for Sky Sports – who I will speak about shortly – not for armchair football fans and not for West Ham United.
West Ham's summer transfer dealings
- Wednesday, 2nd September 2009
- Allan Cummings
It’s very hard to know how to assess West Ham’s transfer dealings this summer.
Cole impressed with West Ham youngsters
- Friday, 28th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
Carlton Cole has spoken out about how impressed he is with the young players at West Ham.
Let's get some perspective
- Thursday, 27th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
Kevin Mousley presents his view of Tuesday evening's events.....
Now pass the blame and don't blame me
- Thursday, 27th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
Violence erupted outside the Boleyn Ground on Tuesday night as West Ham and Millwall fans clashed in the streets having been given the opportunity to meet once again courtesy of the Carling Cup second round draw.
Blackburn Rovers Preview
- Thursday, 27th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
After a week of playing in other clubs’ cup finals we schlep up the Ms 1 & 6 to Ewood Park for a 3.00pm kick-off against Blackburn Rovers.
Millwall Preview
- Monday, 24th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so to a second London derby in three days. This one is of course in the Carling Cup and the draw must have had the Met simultaneously jumping for joy (at the thought of all that overtime) and groaning in disbelief (at the thought that they would, for once, actually have to do some work for once to earn it).
Tottenham Hotspur preview
- Thursday, 20th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
Next up we have an early London derby against Spurs. Of course it’s all too easy to laugh at Spurs fans and their obsession with the size of their club. Which is why we’ll carry on doing so.
Zola looks beyond Tottenham game to Millwall challenge
- Wednesday, 19th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have their first home game of the season to look forward to on Sunday when they take on Tottenham at White Hart Lane.
Wolverhampton Wanderers Preview
- Thursday, 13th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so to the opening of another season which, sadly has arrived a week too late to distract us from the depressing capitulation of the England cricket side at Headingley
Zola ‘under no pressure’ to sell, but what if they want to go?
- Tuesday, 11th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
From West Ham’s point of view, there has been far too much talk of players leaving this summer. Anyone who has performed well for the club in the last couple of seasons seems to have been linked with a move away.
West Ham in trouble
- Monday, 10th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
There was a fantastic headline in one of the Sunday papers yesterday. "West Ham cash fear sparks sale of Upson"....oh, what a joy to read having watched the team play Napoli on Saturday, losing 1-0.
Positive thinking
- Friday, 7th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
Looking around the forums it appears there are a number of concerns with regards to the start of the new season. The major ones seem to be our current financial situation with our parent company attempting to restructure their finances, the lack of squad strengthening, the lack of competitive pre-season football, the fitness and sharpness of our boys and most importantly who is going to find the net for us next season.
Beijing, 2009
- Thursday, 6th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
Napoleon Bonaparte once said of China, "Let her sleep, for when she wakes, she will shake the world." Whilst Napoleon was insinuating the great potential China held in regards to world domination, the same could be said of the potential of the recent trip undertaken by some of our fabled supporters to the land of dragons, smog and emperors.
Summer bargains
- Wednesday, 5th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
With the season just around the corner, and little transfer activity from CB Holdings, there is cause for concern that with any potential injuries, Gianfranco Zola and Steve Clarke will be fielding their third string against some very strong Premier League sides.
Hammers youngster ready to make an impact
- Wednesday, 5th August 2009
- Allan Cummings
With the season a little over two weeks away, it is fair to say that the majority of West Ham fans will be looking forward to the first game.
Zola to rely on youth, not money
- Thursday, 30th July 2009
- Allan Cummings
You would be forgiven for thinking that Gianfranco Zola is among a number of Premier League managers that are jealous of the money Mark Hughes has at his disposal for Manchester City. The Eastlands boss can almost pick and choose the players he wants without any financial concern.
A positive sign?
- Tuesday, 28th July 2009
- Allan Cummings
The fact that the majority of our players have traditionally gone on to bigger places to make their name has long been a frustration of most West Ham fans. Friends of mine have long mocked me for prophesising the arrival of “the next Gazza” (Joe Cole) or “the new Bobby Moore” (Rio Ferdinand) only to see these players go on to greatness elsewhere.
Gudjohnsen in, Faubert out?
- Saturday, 25th July 2009
- Allan Cummings
I am fully aware that this is a topic which has been much discussed over recent weeks/months/years. However, the fact that Eidur Gudjohnsen has been speaking out about his future is definitely worth a mention. The Barcelona striker has been linked with West Ham all summer, after all.
War of the tag-teams
- Monday, 20th July 2009
- Allan Cummings
The summer months, I find as a football fan, are intolerably boring.
Guess what? Zola’s smiling!
- Wednesday, 15th July 2009
- Allan Cummings
If Gianfranco Zola isn’t smiling, you know something is up at West Ham.
The boys are back in town
- Tuesday, 7th July 2009
- Allan Cummings
It doesn’t seem that long since the end of last season, but Gianfranco Zola and his squad are now back in training ahead of the 2009/2010 Premier League campaign.
On Luis Antonio Jiménez
- Friday, 3rd July 2009
- Allan Cummings
Following the signing of Luis Jimenez, our first major arrival of the summer I thought I could provide a little detail of his background. In this regard the idea is to give a bit of information pertaining to the player's domestic and international career to date, their personal life and just a general overview of them as a player and as a person.
Where do West Ham fans stand on Dean Ashton?
- Friday, 3rd July 2009
- Allan Cummings
During his time at West Ham, there have been two talking points as far as Dean Ashton is concerned. First of all there are the injuries. He has had a bit of a nightmare since signing from Norwich and has only managed 33 Premier League since January 2006.
Sibling rivalry
- Wednesday, 24th June 2009
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have long been known as a family club - so it's no surprise to find out that so many brothers have worn the famous claret and blue.
Gudjohnsen on his way to Upton Park?
- Tuesday, 23rd June 2009
- Allan Cummings
Barcelona strike Eidur Gudjohnsen is set to quit the Spanish club after being told by Pep Guardiola that he doesn’t figure in his plans at the Nou Camp for next season.
Football rumours doing the rounds
- Monday, 15th June 2009
- Allan Cummings
With it being the summer months, I thought it might be a good idea to take a look at the transfer rumours involving West Ham United.
Tomkins eyes England glory
- Tuesday, 9th June 2009
- Allan Cummings
The majority of West Ham’s players may be talking about the club’s takeover right now, but James Tomkins has other things on his mind. This is because the youngster is getting ready to represent England in the Under-21 European Championships this summer.
Thoughts on Lucas Neill?
- Wednesday, 3rd June 2009
- Allan Cummings
West Ham skipper Lucas Neill has been the subject of much speculation since the Premier League season ended. His contract expires at the end of this month and it seems far from certain that he will be lining up for Gianfranco Zola next season.
That Was The Season That Was - Part 3
- Thursday, 28th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
We conclude our look at 2008/09 with tales of "degenerated sexual behaviour", drink driving bans and out of court settlements. There was also a rather good goal at Wigan.....
Player reviews 2008/09
- Thursday, 28th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the first team squad's performances over the last nine months...
That Was The Season That Was - Part 2
- Wednesday, 27th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
Part two of our look at the 2008/09 season covers November 2008 to January 2009 - with a wee bit of February thrown in for free to cover an "interesting" transfer window....
That Was The Season That Was - Part 1
- Tuesday, 26th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
So farewell 2008/09 then. How was it for you? KUMB took a bleary-eyed and exhausted look back at the season. Part one covers August-October 2008......
Green likely to get England chance as West Ham finish on a high
- Tuesday, 26th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
For some time now, I have moaned about Robert Green not getting a fair chance to represent England. Regardless of his form, the former Norwich City man has so often been overlooked for a place in the national team.
Boro' Preview
- Friday, 22nd May 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so another season closes and this time round it’s home to Boro for a Sunday 4pm kick-off in a match to be covered by the ailing Setanta channel.
And now, the end is near
- Tuesday, 19th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
The song My Way starts with the line “and now, the end is near” and with one game left this season fans of all football clubs have a good chance to take a step back and assess how their team's campaign has gone and what could have been for those who fell at the last hurdle, or never even got to the hurdle in the first place.
Zola vows to get tough this summer
- Tuesday, 19th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
Gianfranco Zola has revealed that he will not shy away from making the tough decisions regarding his squad in the coming months.
Everton Preview
- Friday, 15th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so to Goodison for the last road trip of the season for a traditional 3pm kick-off.
Noble sets sights on Gerrard
- Monday, 11th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
It seems fairly obvious that Mark Noble is a fan of Steven Gerrard. Speaking after the England midfielder helped Liverpool to a 3-0 win at Upton Park, Noble said that he believes Gerrard to be ‘the best’ midfielder around.
Liverpool Preview
- Thursday, 7th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
Liverpool at home next for a 5.30 kick-off to be covered by the ailing Setanta channel whose match range in future seasons has been cut right back. This is a worrying state of affairs for those of us who actually subscribe to the channel as it’s hard enough to cancel a subscription when the company actually exists. You just know that if they actually go under they’ll still somehow manage to collect £13 a month from beyond the grave.
Green has his say on clean sheets, playing for England and Diego Tristan
- Thursday, 7th May 2009
- Allan Cummings
The form of Robert Green has been one of the main reasons that West Ham have been successful this season. The former Norwich keeper has been consistently good for Gianfranco Zola’s side and has played a big part in the Hammers’ quest for European football.
It's banter - get on with your job
- Saturday, 2nd May 2009
- Allan Cummings
After last week's game against Chelsea, the nature of some of our fans' chants aimed at John Terry and Frank Lampard made the back pages, it would seem. The general consensus in the media seems to be varied- from 'the chants overstepped the mark'; to 'the chants are evil and those responsible should be banned from Upton Park for life.' Indeed, PFA Chairman Gordon Taylor claimed that such chants 'were not too far removed from the bad old days of the 1980s.'
Stoke City v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 1st May 2009
- Allan Cummings
Stoke next, up at the Britannia Stadium for a 3pm kick off.
When skies are grey
- Tuesday, 28th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
Nobody involved in the weekend's events surrounding the Chelsea game has walked away from the affair smelling of roses.
The forgotten man?
- Tuesday, 28th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
A few months ago we had as good a midfield as we’ve seen at Upton park for many a season.
Zola targets top four after signing new deal
- Monday, 27th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
First of all, let me say that it is fantastic news that Gianfranco Zola has signed a new long-term deal at the club. He has made a solid start to life at Upton Park and the future looks bright with him at the helm. The players are working hard, the fans are behind him and the board have faith in him – it’s all good for the Italian right now.
Upson urges club to tie down Zola
- Monday, 20th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
West Ham’s future success could hinge on a number of things. The amount of money available for transfers, the ability to hold onto the club’s top players and how well the youngsters develop will all be crucial to the Hammers' cause.
Hillsborough
- Wednesday, 15th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
Considering it is the 20th anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster, and not meaning to deflect any attention away from it, but to instead support remembering it, does anyone remember when we visited Hillsborough for the FA Cup quarter final on the evening of Wednesday, 12th March in 1986, three years before the tragic events of 1989?
Zola hits back at Redknapp over youngster claims
- Tuesday, 14th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
For those of you that didn’t hear Harry Redknapp’s comments about West Ham’s young players, here is a quick reminder.
Tottenham v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 10th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so to Spurs at White Hart Lane for a match that appears to have escaped the notice of the TV companies and the Metropolitan Police giving us a 3pm Saturday kick-off.
Boa Morte on Sunderland victory
- Monday, 6th April 2009
- Allan Cummings
It is not so long ago now that Luis Boa Morte’s West Ham career seemed all but over. A move to Hull was on the cards back in January, but the former Portugal international turned them down.
West Ham Utd v Sunderland
- Friday, 3rd April 2009
- Allan Cummings
After a break for international stuff we next entertain Sunderland in one of those Saturday 3pm kick-offs that we all know and love .The Mackems venture on the long journey south a few places and a mere two points above the trapdoor of doom.
Cole reflects on England injury
- Tuesday, 31st March 2009
- Allan Cummings
When Carlton Cole was getting ready to replace the injured Emile Heskey during the first half of England’s 4-0 win over Slovakia on Saturday, there were mixed feelings for West Ham fans.
Noble ready for European battle
- Tuesday, 24th March 2009
- Allan Cummings
It is likely to be a very exciting finish to the Premier League this season. After Manchester United’s defeat, the title race has been blown wide open. Then, there is the relegation battle which is almost certain to go down to the wire.
Blackburn Rovers v West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 18th March 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so we schlep up the M6 to Ewood Park for a 3pm kick-off against Blackburn Rovers.
Zola calls on strikers to perform at Blackburn
- Wednesday, 18th March 2009
- Allan Cummings
After West Ham were held to a goalless draw at home to Premier League basement club West Bromwich Albion on Monday night, it was clear for all to see that the Hammers lacked a certain degree of firepower in their attack. This was partly down to the absence of Carlton Cole, Jack Collison and Valon Behrami who have all provided West Ham with a great deal of attacking threat so far this season. However, this shouldn’t be used as an excuse.
Progression
- Monday, 16th March 2009
- Allan Cummings
On Newsnow this morning, sandwiched inbetween numerous news sources reporting on the Sheffield United and West Ham United settlement over Carlos Tevez was the following headline: "Zola sets his sights on the future as West Ham launch their mission to Europe (Daily Mail)."
West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion
- Sunday, 15th March 2009
- Allan Cummings
We next entertain West Bromwich Albion in a 8pm Monday kick-off. The two teams last met in September when Kevin Keen was in charge for his one game as caretaker manager immediately prior to the arrival of Gianfranco Zola to the hot seat.
Why I am a West Ham fan
- Tuesday, 10th March 2009
- Allan Cummings
My father took me to my first football game when I was about six years old. He was born in North Landon and was a passionate Sp*rs fan. The game was against Arsenal. I stood on a stool at the front and I watched the game through the curved railings that was on the top of the wall.
Curbishley has his say on Cole, Ashton and West Ham’s defence
- Monday, 9th March 2009
- Allan Cummings
When it became apparent that former Hammers boss Alan Curbishley was to appear as a guest on Goals on Sunday, it was obvious what they were going to ask him about most – West Ham United’s season.
Wigan Athletic v West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 3rd March 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so to Wigan for a 7.45pm kick off against one of the least likeable Chairman/Manager combinations in the Premier League.
Collison delights Zola as West Ham move up to seventh
- Monday, 2nd March 2009
- Allan Cummings
After watching his West Ham United team pick up three valuable points against a Manchester City team that has cost millions and millions to put together, Gianfranco Zola hailed the performance of his team as ‘superb’.
West Ham Utd v Man City
- Sunday, 1st March 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so, after the disappointment of seeing us exit the cup up at the Riverside we return to “concentrate on the league” against Manchester City for a much-despised 12.30 kick-off.
Middlesbrough v West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 24th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
Next up a replay return to the Riverside where Boro’ await as we do battle for the right to visit Everton in the quarter-final, whenever that gets to be played.
A settled striker is a happy striker
- Tuesday, 24th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
Carlton Cole can now be described by the press as “England Striker Carlton Cole”. His good form of late December to January earned Cole his chance and England manager Fabio Capello decided to try him out against Spain. After all the back slapping and congratulations over Cole’s call up has ended we can now take a closer look at our number 12 and evaluate properly.
Spector eyes European place as slow start frustrates Zola
- Monday, 23rd February 2009
- Allan Cummings
Anyone who thinks that West Ham United’s Premier League season isn’t going to finish with that much excitement – think again. Many expect the Hammers mid-table position to result in a rather uneventful finish to the season; however Jonathan Spector has other ideas.
Bolton Wanderers v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 20th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so to Horwich, current home of Bolton Wanderers, for our second Saturday 3pm kick-off in a row.
The perfect blend
- Thursday, 19th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
With the recent news of Scott Parker signing a new deal, West Ham United supporters can rightly feel positive about the direction in which the club is headed.
Ashton targets pre-season return
- Tuesday, 17th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
It was confirmed yesterday that West Ham’s forgotten man Dean Ashton will not play again this season. The striker is being cautious before returning from ankle surgery to ensure that he is 100% fit when he does make his comeback.
West Ham Utd v Middlesbrough
- Saturday, 14th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
Cup time again and we prepare for a visit from Boro’ for a 5th round tie that has managed to escape the clutches of the professional TV broadcasters – and ITV – to ensure a rare 3pm Saturday start at the Boleyn. What will they think of next?
Zola proud of performance - and rightly so
- Monday, 9th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
It is fair to say that the Boleyn Ground crowd were satisfied with the performance their team put in against Manchester United yesterday. A huge round of applause was in produced from the fans and it said a lot about how they thought the team had done.
West Ham Utd v Manchester Utd
- Friday, 6th February 2009
- Allan Cummings
Next up we have the mob from Salford. It’s a Sky game which means two things. Firstly it’s a 4pm Sunday start, and secondly the cameras will face the right way and they’ll leave the adverts until half and full-time.
Success and conservatism: the manager’s dilemma
- Tuesday, 3rd February 2009
- Allan Cummings
In his book "The Mackericks: English Football When Flair Wore Flares" (1994), Rob Steen suggested that winning the World Cup in 1966 was the worst thing that could have happened to English football because "it established deep in the English footballing consciousness the notion that the functionality of Alf Ramsay’s side was the only way to achieve success". Steen was making the important point that the problem with success is that it breeds conservatism.
The transfer window post mortem
- Tuesday, 3rd February 2009
- Allan Cummings
If there is anything to be learnt from the summer transfer window is that we should all give West Ham 24 hours after the window closes to announce any done deals. That time it was the deals for David Di Michele and Illunga that were announced late, the excuse being put down to waiting for clearance from the pro per authorities.
Financially sound
- Monday, 2nd February 2009
- Allan Cummings
So another transfer deadline ends, and West Ham United's signings during the transfer window are an amazing two players (one joining on loan).
West Ham turnaround is all down to Zola, says Behrami
- Monday, 2nd February 2009
- Allan Cummings
It doesn’t seem that long ago that we were all worrying about everything related to West Ham. The team weren’t performing, relegation was a distinct possibility, the finances looked uncertain and all of the best players were going to be sold.
West Ham Utd v Hull City
- Tuesday, 27th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
We next return to league action for Wednesday’s Live on Sky match when we entertain Hull City.
A settled midfield?
- Monday, 26th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
After months of brave tinkering it looks like our man Zola has finally settled on his four main midfielders, with cameo appearances for everyone else. Good for you ‘Franco. So why do these four players work together so well? Let’s take a look at them individually, and then as a whole.
Parker confident over Upton Park stay
- Monday, 26th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
Amid plenty of speculation about his future, Scott Parker has insisted that he will remain a West Ham player for many years to come. The 28-year-old has been the subject of interest for Manchester City during the current transfer window and the Hammers have snubbed a bid for his services.
Confidence is key
- Friday, 23rd January 2009
- Allan Cummings
I was convinced throughout the 2006/07 ‘Great Escape’ that we wouldn’t go down, that we would beat the drop. We didn’t go down then and I have faith that not all is doom and gloom at West Ham, and that we will not suffer that fate this season either.
Hartlepool v West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 22nd January 2009
- Allan Cummings
Cup time again and we visit the North East for the second time in three weeks for the fourth round tie against Hartlepool United.
Zola backs striker for England call-up
- Monday, 19th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
Overall, things are looking a lot better for West Ham than they were a few weeks ago. The 3-1 victory over Fulham on Sunday moved the Hammers up to eighth place in the Premier League and a relatively comfortable eight points above the drop zone.
West Ham Utd v Fulham
- Sunday, 18th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
Next up a derby match against a Fulham side who, quietly, and with little fuss somehow find themselves sitting one place above us in 9th place.
Bellamy’s future could decide West Ham’s fate
- Wednesday, 14th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
There is often a moment during a season that will help shape the rest of it. Whether that be a last minute equaliser, a player returning from injury or a crucial refereeing decision. This time around, it is my opinion that whether Craig Bellamy is still a West Ham player come February will be crucial.
Cynical? Moi?
- Friday, 9th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
There is a marvellous scene in The Godfather where Don Corleone’s chief fixer explains he has to get back to the Don immediately because, when there is bad news, the Don wants to be informed immediately.
Newcastle Utd v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 9th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
Next up is a visit to Newcastle for our annual trip to a club that is possibly the only one that comes near us in the “football club as soap opera” stakes.
Former player fears for West Ham’s future
- Monday, 5th January 2009
- Allan Cummings
January is going to be an interesting month for West Ham and not for the best reasons. Many players are being linked with moves away from the club and with the current financial situation; it is difficult to see Gianfranco Zola being able to hold onto all of his most valuable assets.
West Ham Utd v Barnsley: match preview
- Friday, 2nd January 2009
- Allan Cummings
And so, after a successful Christmas in the league thoughts turn to the FA Cup where we entertain Barnsley who are currently plying their trade in The Championship.
Fortunes always hiding?
- Tuesday, 30th December 2008
- Allan Cummings
Reference has been made on various threads on the KUMB.com forums recently to the expected appearance during December of the latest West Ham accounts. This is when the accounts have normally been published in the past: to the credit of the club there is a section of the official site from which financial reports can be downloaded.
Where do we go from here?
- Tuesday, 30th December 2008
- Allan Cummings
Supporting West Ham at times is like being on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. When under attack everyone goes one way and the captain goes the other way as you get thrown. You feel under siege and that danger lurks around most corners.
Zola determined to hold onto key players after late win
- Monday, 29th December 2008
- Allan Cummings
You get the feeling that Gianfranco Zola is starting to enjoy being manager of West Ham. Not only that, he is starting to grow in confidence. Both of these aspects are important if he is going to be a success, so the longer this continues the better!
What will January bring for West Ham?
- Monday, 22nd December 2008
- Allan Cummings
January is set to be a very interesting time for West Ham. The transfer window system means that it will be a frantic month of speculation about players arriving at Upton Park and players leaving Upton Park. Unfortunately though, it seems as though the latter will be more dominant.
Parker the key as Zola enjoys ‘special day’
- Monday, 15th December 2008
- Allan Cummings
What a fantastic result for West Ham and Gianfranco Zola at Stamford Bridge yesterday. It may well have only been a point, but there were several occasions when I wasn’t even sure that this would happen. Therefore, it was a superb return for Zola on his return to the club where he played for so many years.
When is enough, enough?
- Tuesday, 9th December 2008
- Allan Cummings
Now we’ve gone and lost at home to Spurs, when is enough enough?
Zola refuses to panic – but where have the goals gone?
- Tuesday, 9th December 2008
- Allan Cummings
Gianfranco Zola isn’t one to criticise his players – certainly not in public. Whether it goes on behind closed doors, we’ll never know, but one thing for sure is that the West Ham boss always blames a poor result on something other than the team’s performance.
West Ham Utd v Tottenham: match preview
- Monday, 8th December 2008
- Allan Cummings
Another Monday and another 8pm kick-off under the lights for the visit of Tottenham Hotspur.
Fancy a cuppa?
- Wednesday, 3rd December 2008
- Allan Cummings
After the recent third round draw, everyone has started to get in the mood for the FA Cup. Now we as West Ham fans have many memories of the FA Cup; some gave us joy but some gave us heartbreak. But what are we expecting this year? Yet another disappointing 3rd or 4th round exit - or maybe a heroic adventure all the way to Wembley?
Determined West Ham make Zola a Happy Hammer
- Wednesday, 3rd December 2008
- Allan Cummings
Gianfranco Zola couldn’t hide his delight last night after watching his side record their third clean sheet in a row to draw 0-0 at top of the table Anfield. The West Ham boss described it as the team’s ‘best performance’ since he arrived at the club and it wasn’t hard to see why.
Liverpool v West Ham Utd
- Monday, 1st December 2008
- Allan Cummings
Next we have Liverpool at Anfield where we haven’t won since September 1963. Youngsters will find this hard to believe but Liverpool were the Man Utd of the 70s. Much as they will hate to admit it, Liverpool have a lot in common with the mob from Salford. They were – indeed still are to a certain extent - a club ”supported” by a lot of people with about as much connection with Liverpool as I have with Papua New Guinea. Like their rivals from up the M62, the red half of Liverpool have been no strangers to dodgy dealings which, like the red half of Manchester seem to have some strange cloak of invisibility when the authorities come sniffing around, and the next time some holier than thou scally without the guts to support Everton starts acting up over the Tevez affair, you might want to point out that their club was once found guilty of match–fixing and it was only some exceedingly dodgy dealing involving Arsenal and Man Utd that saved them from the expulsion from the league their antics deserved.
Zola heaps praise on Upson after vital win
- Monday, 24th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Yesterday’s victory over Sunderland was probably the most important of the season so far. Not only did it end a run of seven games without a win, but it has also given Gianfranco Zola a huge boost as he gets to grips with life as West Ham manager.
If ...
- Sunday, 23rd November 2008
- Allan Cummings
If its and buts were candy and nuts then this article would be a sugar coated almond. What I type below is under two assumptions:
Sunderland v West Ham Utd: preview
- Friday, 21st November 2008
- Allan Cummings
We next have a long trip up to the North East to the Stadium of Light where the football authorities and the TV companies have showed exactly the contempt they have for us supporters by decreeing that we will have to play at a travel-unfriendly 4.00pm on a Sunday. Still, as we all know, we’re the last ones that matter to the powers that be.
Should West Ham fans be worried?
- Tuesday, 18th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Should West Ham fans be worried? One point off of the relegation zone, two points from the last possible 21, and three points just a distant memory. The stats, when looked at in isolation, don’t bode well for a comfortable campaign.
Zola reserves praise for England’s number five
- Monday, 17th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Following West Ham’s 0-0 draw at home to Portsmouth on Saturday, Gianfranco Zola has claimed that Robert Green is showing ‘national team’ form at the moment. The former Norwich City keeper made a number of important saves to ensure that the Hammers picked up only their second point in the last seven games.
West Ham Utd v Portsmouth
- Friday, 14th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Greetings next to Portsmouth. The visitors were the main beneficiaries last season of the so called big four’s simultaneous self-destruction on the road to Wembley and arrive as FA Cup holders.
Takeover our club!
- Monday, 10th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Due to the recent ‘credit crunch’ there has been all sorts of speculation over us being taken over by numerous consortiums. No matter how much Mr Gudmundsson insists that we’re not for sale and in a stable condition we all know that we need a takeover to be able to compete with the likes of Aston Villa, Everton and Man City. So what would a takeover do for the good of our club?
Moyes has sympathy for worried Zola
- Monday, 10th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Heading into the last ten minutes on Saturday, it seemed as though West Ham would be picking up there first win since defeating Fulham back in September. After the hard fought draw at Middlesbrough in the previous fixture, there was hope that the revival really was underway. All the players had to do was hold on to the three points.
West Ham Utd v Everton
- Thursday, 6th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Next up we play host to the less irritating half of Liverpool as Everton make the journey south to the Boleyn. The Toffeemen sit in 7th place at the moment, two points ahead of ourselves. It is indeed a strange league and a strange season where a team sitting one place outside the European places can be a mere four points off the relegation zone but there you go.
Time to trim?
- Thursday, 6th November 2008
- Allan Cummings
Samson lost his strength when his hair was cut. Has our owner and chairman, Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson lost his financial strength with Samson Holdings filing for bankruptcy?
West Ham stop the rot as Zola praises Sears and Collison
- Monday, 3rd November 2008
- Allan Cummings
After four defeats on the spin, West Ham finally got themselves their first point since the 2-1 victory over Fulham back in September. Gianfranco Zola’s men played their part in a thoroughly entertaining 1-1 draw against Middlesbrough, with Mido securing a point for the home side after smashing home a late free-kick.
Three defeats in a row: time to panic?
- Monday, 27th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
It hasn’t been the best few weeks to be a West Ham fan. Since the 2-1 away victory over Fulham, it has been three Premier League defeats in a row and only one goal has been scored along the way. Not long before this, the team suffered a narrow defeat at Championship Watford in the Carling Cup.
West Ham Utd v Arsenal: match preview
- Thursday, 23rd October 2008
- Allan Cummings
Next up is Arsenal. Let’s face it - there’s not much to like about this club.
The link between our fans and our history
- Monday, 20th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
Some say we’re too optimistic, some say we’re too pessimistic - but we’re just West Ham through and through. Over the years we have shared heartache and even heartbreak, which is all part of the parcel of being a West Ham fan. But what do us West Ham fans really expect?
Is Bellamy the man to help West Ham get back to winning ways?
- Monday, 20th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
After the defeat to Hull City yesterday, there is no need to panic. The words ‘keep the faith’ are extremely relevant because the Gianfranco Zola era is only just getting started. Yes, things are about to get even tougher in the coming weeks, but by Christmas time – West Ham will be comfortably in the top ten and that’s very respectable.
Hull City v West Ham Utd: preview
- Thursday, 16th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
Next up we have Hull in a match that has been moved to Sunday for no good reason other than the local police said so. Either the constabulary genuinely believes that any troublemakers will prefer to attend church that day or they are abusing their powers in an attempt to a) make travel difficult for law-abiding citizens, and b) make themselves a cosy few bob in Sunday overtime. You decide.
Neill enjoying life under Zola
- Tuesday, 14th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
I suppose it is no surprise that a captain comes out in support of their new manager. However Lucas Neill’s words regarding Gianfranco Zola really do go someway to highlighting how much the players are enjoying life under the Italian. The West Ham skipper says that Zola is a ‘fantastic guy’ and that he is’ really pleased with how things are going so far.
Wishful thinking
- Wednesday, 8th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
The course of true love never did run smooth and the same can be said for West Ham’s recent history. If it’s not a claim for £30 million without admitting your part in your own failure it’s a shirt sponsor going belly up. Today the news is Landisbank, Iceland’s second biggest bank has been privatised. Why should that matter? Well our chairman owns a group that controlled 41% of the bank and was its chairman until being kicked off the board.
The West Ham family tree
- Tuesday, 7th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
United owner Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson has suffered a series of major financial setbacks in recent weeks which has led to speculation suggesting that he may be about to sell the club.
Zola gives his support to Green
- Monday, 6th October 2008
- Allan Cummings
Robert Green has been fantastic for West Ham during his time at the club. He has often rescued a number of points for the Hammers and has got himself a reputation as a superb saver of penalties. However, in yesterday’s disappointing 3-1 defeat to he made two mistakes that effectively cost Gianfranco Zola his first points since taking charge.
West Ham Utd v Bolton: preview
- Friday, 3rd October 2008
- Allan Cummings
Our first home Sunday fixture of the current campaign pitches us up against Bolton Wanderers in a re-run of the 1923 FA Cup Final that even I am too young to remember.
Onwards and upwards with Gianfranco
- Monday, 29th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
I have been extremely encouraged by West Ham’s start to the season. I have also been encouraged by the way the team is playing under new manager Gianfranco Zola. It’s two wins out of two in the Premier League for the Italian and putting the Carling Cup defeat to Watford aside – it’s been the best possible start.
After the lies came the farce
- Saturday, 27th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
I have some very good friends in Sheffield. We have a lot in common. We all love our football clubs and we also love English cricket. Sheffield United Football Club is a great Yorkshire institution and I happen to have a lot of respect for its fans. They are passionate. They are not glory-hunters. They support their local club, although admittedly quite a number of locals prefer the other steel city club, who my mates disparagingly call ‘Wendys’. Their corruption of ‘Annie’s Song’ has to be one of great football anthems. I like visiting Bramall Lane because it reminds me of football grounds in the 1980s. It’s a piece of nostalgia.
Fulham v West Ham Utd: preview
- Thursday, 25th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
Next up we have a short but expensive trip down by the riverside to Fulham, a strange club owned by a strange man that even the current Government deems too untrustworthy to be granted a UK passport. Fayed (The “Al” is an affectation – a bit like me calling myself “Lord” Percy – not actually illegal but a bit of a pose nevertheless) is charging us £48 quid to sit in the Putney Stand.
Never mind the facts – here’s the b*llocks
- Wednesday, 24th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
So the arbitration panel has sat in judgement and, in a decision that defies logic, common sense and about a thousand years of English Law, have decided that compensation should be paid by West Ham to a club for fielding a player that they were always legally entitled to play.
You can't uneat the apple
- Tuesday, 23rd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
Today we learned that Sheffield United had won their tribunal case against West Ham United. Now the Hammers face a damages claim of some £30million (give or take the odd thousand) as a result of a verdict that has stunned not only those followers of West Ham, but the entire footballing fraternity.
David Di Michele helps fellow Italian get off to perfect start
- Monday, 22nd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
New West Ham United manager Gianfranco Zola made a winning start to his reign as two goals from David Di Michele helped his team to a 3-1 victory over struggling Newcastle United. It was an encouraging display from the Hammers and although there is still plenty of work to be done, I think we can be hopeful of what the future may bring.
West Ham Utd v Newcastle Utd: preview
- Friday, 19th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
And on we move to a new era against a club whose recent history makes ours look almost dull. Whilst we moved with, what was, for us, almost impressive speed to bring in a new manager, Newcastle’s managerial saga seems to have been going on for ever.
Moore than just a sponsor II
- Thursday, 18th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
Having just returned from a day of retail therapy in preparation for my return to university, I was intrigued to find in my inbox an email from a close friend of mine. Enclosed was a link to a petition for a campaign for West Ham United to use the logo of the Bobby Moore Fund as their ‘sponsor’ for the remainder of the 2008/2009 Premiership season. Of course the fund won’t actually ‘sponsor’ the club, but actually quite the opposite.
Zola emphasises ‘positive thinking’
- Monday, 15th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
New West Ham manager Gianfranco Zola starts his new job today and above all else it seems that he is looking to stay positive during his first few weeks in charge. He admits that things can and probably will go wrong at some stage, but that a positive mindset will help get him and his team through it. Realistic views from the new man, I guess.
A right two-and-eight
- Friday, 12th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
The appointment of Gianfranco Zola as West Ham United's twelfth full-time manager has polarised opinion amongst United fans. Whilst some supporters are looking forward to the prospect of having one of the best players of his generation impart his knowledge and considerable experience upon the squad, others share a number of misgivings.
WBA v West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 11th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
Fixtures against West Brom always engender a certain amount of nostalgia in the Preview Percy household. Back in the 1960s, when the author was a kid, the beginning of the season was heralded by the arrival of the new season’s football sticker album. In those days the albums were produced by a mob called FKS (Panini? Pah! Nothing but trendy arrivistes) and there we always were, second to last just before Wolves and the very serious looking warranty that equal numbers of stickers had been printed. And just before us were West Brom.
The dawning of a new era
- Tuesday, 9th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
I had just finished my third article. I checked it over a couple of times and sent it off to the powers that be so they could check what I had typed and put it online if they deemed fit. Then Curbishley walked two and a half hours later. In that article that never saw the light of day I ended with the following:
Is Zola the right man for the job?
- Monday, 8th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
The latest development in the West Ham managerial saga is that former Chelsea player Gianfranco Zola has emerged as the favourite according to many online football betting websites.
The time is now
- Friday, 5th September 2008
- Allan Cummings
So here we are, West Ham United with a Friday night feel about it. We have all the key ingredients for a mad cap evening, starting with a newly single party, freed from the shackles of a rather drab marriage of convenience being given the chance to see what genuine talent is out there.
There's only one man who can save West Ham
- Wednesday, 3rd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
On the topic of the new commercial realities that are arising in English and European football with the arrival of sovereign wealth funds into the game...
Why Alan Curbed my enthusiasm
- Wednesday, 3rd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
Following the events of the past few days I felt compelled to make the fallout at Upton Park and the subsequent resignation of manager Alan Curbishley my first article for kumb.com. For the record it is important for me to state my feelings about Alan’s tenure at the club first before analysing my own reasons why I felt this way about his stewardship. Any comments (whether disagreement to the point, comments on the writing style or otherwise) would be very welcome.
Curbs, Jesus, John the Baptist, the board and Arbitration
- Wednesday, 3rd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
Popular Christian belief is that Jesus was born about 2000 years ago as the son of god and died on the cross, as the one true messiah, in order that we were forgiven for all our sins.
Where has the love gone?
- Wednesday, 3rd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
I reached the point recently where I can no longer invest emotionally in West Ham United football club. It's just too infuriating. Having followed West Ham for my entire life, I’m used to utter incompetence and shooting ourselves in the foot but the situation the club is currently in is making it hard for me to justify the pain and emotional strain of following the love of my life.
In Curbs we trust?
- Wednesday, 3rd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
The KUMB.com forums were like Mutiny on the Bounty for a while with all the talk of protests and 'sack the board' (can the board sack themselves with no one to replace them or is there an even higher up board that sacks them? I never quite understood that chant).
No new signings but it’s not all doom and gloom at Upton Park
- Tuesday, 2nd September 2008
- Allan Cummings
So, as has been well documented, West Ham were unable to bring any new faces in during transfer deadline day yesterday. In fact they were one of only a handful of Premier League clubs that didn’t add to their squad. The only piece of business that West Ham did was to sell George McCartney to Sunderland.
It's now or never
- Friday, 29th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
Growing numbers of supporters are voicing their discontent by calling for Alan Curbishley's head following United's edgy start to the season. Despite leading the Hammers to two wins in their opening three games the manager’s position appears increasingly fragile with each passing week.
West Ham Utd v Blackburn Rovers
- Thursday, 28th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
So having played Mark Hughes’ current club we return to the Boleyn to face his former charges Blackburn Rovers, managed of course by Paul Ince.
Dark forces at work
- Sunday, 24th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
I'd like to begin by thanking everyone that commented on my first article. One or two would have been great but thank you for the volume! Some points raised were very interesting and without turning the comments sections into a conversation between myself and others if you drop me a PM on the forum (my user name is Sanchoz) we can discuss further there.
West Ham United and the First World War
- Thursday, 21st August 2008
- Allan Cummings
Great Britain declared war on Germany on 4th August, 1914. Cricket and rugby competitions stopped almost immediately after the outbreak of the First World War. However, the Football League continued with the 1914-15 season.
Manchester City v West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 21st August 2008
- Allan Cummings
So if the lead-up to our pre-season was a tad dull, that of our next opponents has been anything but. Last season began very promisingly for “The Citizens” with a 2-0 win at the Boleyn as owner Thaksin 'Frank' Shinawatra ushered in the era of Sven Goran Eriksson. However the early promise wasn’t maintained and rumours of the Swede’s impending departure were rife well before the last-day 8-1 thrashing at the hands of an ordinary Middlesbrough.
Syd King : the early history of West Ham United
- Wednesday, 20th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
In 1905 Syd King, the manager of West Ham, was asked to write a history of the club. King was the right man to ask as he joined the club as a player in 1899. I thought KUMB.com readers might be interested in reading the following article ...
Talk to me, Bjorgolfur
- Monday, 18th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
Reading the article by Dutchman earlier on it got me thinking about the days of when Kia Joorabchian was found out as not having the readies to buy the club and the Icelandic consortium was ready to pounce after being granted permission to look at the books.
Lack of investment is a concern for supporters
- Sunday, 17th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United went into the 2002/03 season as the only Premiership club not to have spent a single penny on transfer fees during the summer - and were subsequently relegated nine months later.
West Ham Utd v Wigan Athletic
- Thursday, 14th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
With our normal preview correspondent currently unavailable we asked “Preview Percy” to jot a few lines about Saturday’s season-opener at the Boleyn……
Whose club is it anyway?
- Thursday, 14th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
There is a defining moment in the life of every governing body or institution that sometimes decides whether it stands or falls but always determines how it will be remembered. In the case of the current Board at West Ham United Football Club the defining moment must surely be the increase in admission prices to levels that would not have appeared in a fan’s worst nightmare.
Want to play for West Ham?
- Wednesday, 13th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
Forget supporting West Ham by just buying a match ticket, a chicken balti pie at half time and the odd piece of overpriced merchandising tat from the club shop. The numerous West Ham message boards that exist on the net have spawned a new breed of supporter, someone who is willing to travel and represent the Irons on the football pitch, as well as on the terraces.
A good start to the season is crucial and very achievable
- Wednesday, 13th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
The new Premier League campaign is nearly upon us. Like in the lead up to most seasons, no-one really knows what to expect from West Ham United.
The song remains the same
- Monday, 11th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
When John Lyall was dismissed at start of the 1988/89 season he became the first West Ham manager to be sacked because of the performance of the team. This amazing fact tells us a great deal about what has been wrong with the West Ham set-up over the years.
Bellamy injury leaves Curbishley with a distinct lack of fire-power
- Sunday, 10th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
First of all, let me just say how disappointed I am for Craig Bellamy. The striker picked up a hamstring injury in a pre-season game against Ipswich Town and is set to miss the start of the Premier League season after being informed that he will be on the sidelines for at least a month.
Pre-season so far
- Monday, 4th August 2008
- Allan Cummings
The old clichés are that ‘it’s only a friendly’ and that pre-season games ‘mean very little’. Well, although I recognise they are not the be all and end all, they do hold some more significance than some people give them credit for in my opinion. It gives the manager the chance to find out more about his new players, experiment with formations and start to get an idea of what his best eleven is.
North America: part two
- Sunday, 27th July 2008
- Allan Cummings
Adrian Moses is covering the North American tour on behalf of KUMB.com. In his final report, Adrian looks back at the last game of the trip - the 3-2 defeat to the MLS AllStars.
Half a world away: part I
- Thursday, 24th July 2008
- Allan Cummings
KUMB regular Upton Girlie - whose son Tomas will be leading out the Hammers as head mascot when United face the MLS AllStars at the BMO Stadium tonight - brings us the latest from Canada as the Hammers prepare for their second and last game of the North American Tour ...
North America: part one
- Tuesday, 22nd July 2008
- Allan Cummings
Adrian Moses is covering the North American tour on behalf of KUMB.com. In his first report, Adrian looks back at the first game of the trip - the 3-1 win over Columbus Crew.
Hong Kong Sevens: a review
- Monday, 26th May 2008
- Allan Cummings
KUMB regular Yabush reports from Hong Kong as Tony Carr's young side take on teams from across the globe in this year's Hong Kong Sevens tournament ...
West Ham Utd v Aston Villa
- Friday, 9th May 2008
- Allan Cummings
As the season draws to a close, we tie up matters with a claret and blue clash involving the Brummie outfit, Aston Villa. As per Premier League tradition, all games kick off at the same time so it is a three o’clock start at the Boleyn for the mighty Irons.
Weekend tips: a lazy ‘worst of’ compilation
- Thursday, 8th May 2008
- Allan Cummings
Saying goodbye to the football season is very much like giving birth to a ginger child: after nine months of optimism, hope and anguish, you’re left with a genuine feeling of disappointment.
And now the end is near ...
- Tuesday, 6th May 2008
- Allan Cummings
So here we are then, at the end of another eventful roller coaster of a season at West Ham United.
Manchester United v West Ham United
- Thursday, 1st May 2008
- Allan Cummings
After a lengthy mid table spell with little to play for, we suddenly find ourselves smack bang in the middle of the title race.
Good Evening West Ham...
- Friday, 25th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
Last Saturday was Passover; Curbishley was worried about Mullins taking this literally, so left him on the bench. Possibly his first smart move of the afternoon.
I’ve just about had an oeuf
- Friday, 25th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
At one time or another, we all make a mistake of gargantuan proportions. When the wife asked for a potential destination for a short trip, I foolishly answered ‘France’. I completely forgot that the place was almost exclusively full of the French.
West Ham Utd v Newcastle Utd
- Thursday, 24th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
After making hard work of last weekend’s victory, we enjoy a second successive home game at the Boleyn as we welcome Newcastle United down from the North East for a 3pm Saturday kick off.
The dirty dozen
- Monday, 21st April 2008
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United have confirmed that a number of first-team squad members face the chop this summer as Alan Curbishley is forced to reduce his playing staff.
There Ste goes again
- Thursday, 17th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
As a society, we’re obsessed with appearance. I blame teen magazines for perpetuating the myth that skinniness equals beauty. If I had to choose between a thin girl and a lady with a fuller figure, I’d choose the one with the better personality. Obviously, if they’re equally pleasant, then fatty’s out of luck.
West Ham Utd v Derby County
- Thursday, 17th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
As we amble in a half arsed way to the end of a less than memorable Premier League campaign, our next set of opponents turn up to remind us what true suffering is.
It’s just like watching ... Wimbledon
- Thursday, 17th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
Okay, so I understand that our season is pretty much over but do the team really have to put us through the misery of the long ball game?
Curbs Out!
- Monday, 14th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
As the debate on Alan Curbishley's future rages, three KUMB.com members give their reasons why he should not remain in charge next season - whilst another remains firmly on the fence.
Curbs In!
- Monday, 14th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
As the debate on Alan Curbishley's future rages, three KUMB.com members give their reasons why he should remain in charge next season.
Bolton Wanderers v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 11th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
The penultimate road trip of the season sees us off to the North West for what could be our last trip to the Reebok for a little while. We look forward to a 3pm Saturday kick off against a struggling Bolton Wanderers outfit in a Premier League fixture.
Red Bull – it gives you wins
- Thursday, 10th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
I do enjoy a moral dilemma. An intellectual friend asked if I would kill a chicken to save a chicken’s life. I honestly replied that I’d happily slaughter a chicken if I missed breakfast.
West Ham Utd v Portsmouth
- Tuesday, 8th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
After last weekend’s clash with Sunderland that saw us pick up even more work for George Cooper, we return to the Boleyn for the hastily re-arranged game with Portsmouth.
Being boring
- Saturday, 5th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
It does not happen often but there are occasions when a mate says something to you that sticks in your mind and causes you to think (even in your sleep) about what you heard. That honour fell to a good friend who joined me for a drink in a Baker Street pub on a changeable Thursday before Easter.
Lock, stock and two smoking Carols
- Friday, 4th April 2008
- Allan Cummings
The adult film industry has many knockers, but I remain a fully-fledged supporter. My only possible critique would be that the storylines occasionally lack realism. I can’t begin to tell you how disappointed I was with my job as a photocopier repair man.
My big fat weak wedding
- Thursday, 27th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
Marriage is like a chicken vindaloo, it’s something you have to try at least once, even though you know you’ll later regret it.
A mini weapon of mass destruction
- Friday, 21st March 2008
- Allan Cummings
Even though I was brought up as a Catholic, I have never followed a spiritual path. I blame an over-zealous Priest for my descent into heresy; he was constantly on my back when I was young.
Everton v West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 20th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
We embark on a mini tour of the North in the next few weeks with successive weekend trips to play Everton, Sunderland and Bolton, only being disrupted by the re-arranged tie with Portsmouth at the Boleyn.
West Ham Utd v Blackburn
- Friday, 14th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
I am sure that you have all suffered in the last week or so as much as I have, a week of grief from the spuds that I am unfortunate to have to live amongst to the point where I no longer wish to hear the number four ever again. It is a time to regroup, get back to the Boleyn and hopefully get back on track as we face Blackburn Rovers in a 3pm, Saturday afternoon kick off.
There’s life in the old dog … unfortunately
- Thursday, 13th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
Like Wayne Rooney, I’m a lover of the old. I’m never happier than when some wrinkled old seaside-bungalow hogger is regaling me with tales of a bygone age.
Baby with the bathwater
- Monday, 10th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
For all the recent trumpeting about European qualification the fact is (as was stated right at the start of the season) the two goals for the club this year were a 'stable' position (ie not getting embroiled in a relegation dogfight) and with the influx of our multi-million pound signings, a top ten finish.
Tottenham v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 7th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
After what has been a bloody hard week for the supporters so far, we cap it all with a short jaunt North to White Hart Lane to take on Tottenham Hotspur in a 3pm, Sunday afternoon kick off.
Hairy Plotter and the Half-Blood Prince
- Thursday, 6th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
Like Martin Luther King and Gandhi, I’m a fan of passive resistance; but there are some things in life that we have to fight for. For me, it’s a baby’s smile, the love of a mute woman or more affordable prices at the petrol pump.
Liverpool v West Ham Utd
- Tuesday, 4th March 2008
- Allan Cummings
We, at last, make our way to Anfield after the game in hand that was originally scheduled to take place back in August, finally kicks off on Wednesday night at 8pm.
Where have the real men gone?
- Monday, 3rd March 2008
- Allan Cummings
I don’t like to complain, I don’t like to moan and I really do hope that next week something happens to make me write a positive article. Having just started my journey into the world of blog writing, I had already found Pete Doherty, NME Magazine and the American media as potential subjects for venting.
West Ham Utd v Chelsea
- Friday, 29th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
The roller coaster returns to the Boleyn this weekend as we welcome old enemies, Chelsea to our gaff. The game is scheduled for a 3pm Saturday kick off as we face off against the Carling Cup runners up.
As one door shuts … a nutter one opens
- Thursday, 28th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
For some inexplicable reason, the subject of mental illness remains taboo. I am convinced that if we debate the topic in a mature and sensitive fashion, we could raise awareness of the constant unnecessary stigmatisation of these unfortunate lunatics.
Two sides to every story
- Monday, 25th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
It’s been a while since I wrote an article, in fact it’s been a while since I’ve done anything constructive other than working. With that in mind, I should probably be grateful to the likes of Niko Kovac and Arsene Wenger for prompting me into action because it is their abuse of Birmingham City’s Martin Taylor that has driven me to return to writing.
A dodgy ruby and a stuffed nan
- Thursday, 21st February 2008
- Allan Cummings
In a week where Mohammed Al Fayed has pointed an accusing finger at Tony Blair, the Nazis, Dracula and a crocodile, it seems odd that Richard Scudamore has emerged as football’s leading figure of fun.
West Ham Utd v Fulham
- Wednesday, 20th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
It’s time to shuffle off down the District Line, as we head west to take on Fulham in our next Premier League fixture in a traditional Saturday, 3pm kick off.
Strawberry Fields for Heather
- Friday, 15th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
I absolutely despise Valentines Day. Conformity demands that I waste good money on a pointless gift and a meaningless card, even though the wife has spent the last 364 days of the year criticising me for being lazy. I’d happily dump her; but it’s a lot of effort to find someone new.
One for the money, two for the show
- Monday, 11th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
Well it had to happen, you could see it coming. After talk over the past decade of there being a break-off European league for the regular Champions League qualifiers (which hasn’t as yet materialised), the latest money-making scheme for the Premier League is to play games abroad.
Wayne drops keep falling on my head
- Thursday, 7th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
I am no stranger to a lazy stereotype. I’m half-Irish and I’m married to a Scot, so some people believe we stay at home all day smoking crack and peeling potatoes; which is only half true.
When it’s more than football
- Monday, 4th February 2008
- Allan Cummings
Brian Belton, author of 'Brown Out' replies to Matthew O'Greel's review (which you can read here).
The hurly bird catches the worm
- Friday, 1st February 2008
- Allan Cummings
Call me old-fashioned, but i believe that fidelity remains the cornerstone of a successful relationship. I would never cheat on my wife, unless the opportunity arose.
Wigan Athletic v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 1st February 2008
- Allan Cummings
With what looks to be a mouth-watering February for racking up points, we start the month at the JJB for the annual beano to Wigan.
West Ham Utd v Liverpool
- Tuesday, 29th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
After a weekend’s grace from any West Ham activity, we return to action, fully focused on the Premier League. To that end, the fixture list lines us up with Liverpool, in a Wednesday night game under the Boleyn lights, kick off time being 7.45pm.
Driving Miss Dozy
- Thursday, 24th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
Statistics are normally my trusted ally, but even close friends can occasionally fall out. Research claims to prove that men are over 50% more likely to be involved in a road accident than women, but that’s probably because they’ve all been run over by dippy bints.
Rings that go bump in the night
- Friday, 18th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
My heart goes out to the clinically depressed and the morbidly obese, but I have a genuine illness; I suffer from sleep deprivation. I believe my condition is a result of an incident that occurred many years ago, when I was naïve enough to believe that physical attractiveness was not an essential requirement in the process of potential mate selection.
Manchester City v West Ham Utd
- Wednesday, 16th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
Our next two fixtures are going to fuel the arguments about there being too many repeats on telly, as we face off in front of the cameras at the City of Manchester stadium, twice, in a space of five days.
The Academy: a fan's dream
- Tuesday, 15th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
As a story breaks regarding us showing interest in a young foreign talent so close to the recent media attention surrounding the failure of the English national team to qualify to the final stages under Mclaren, I thought I'd chip in with my first KUMB contribution of the year.
Always look on the bright side of life…
- Tuesday, 15th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
If you had said at the start of the season that in mid January that we would have been eight points above Spurs I would have been very happy. However, to be above them with the setbacks we have faced shows just what a great job Curbs and co are doing.
'3 And In': shock
- Monday, 14th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
The '3 and in' series is back after its very own winter break! After some high-scoring Premier League matches over Christmas, we've decided to take an attack-minded view on all things factual and statistical this week.
Rise of the foot long soldier
- Friday, 11th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
When it comes to a worthy cause, I live to give. I was so moved by Pele’s appeal to help men with erectile dysfunction that I agreed to pay £10 a month towards the campaign, but unfortunately I wasn’t able to keep it up.
West Ham Utd v Fulham
- Friday, 11th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
We are back on the Premier League trail this week as we welcome West London rivals, Fulham, to the Boleyn for a 3pm Saturday kick off.
Spending spree glee: do we need it?
- Wednesday, 9th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
So the January transfer window is upon once again and some shrewd signings from Curbs last season seemed to have had some kind of impact of our great escape.
West Ham Utd v Manchester City
- Friday, 4th January 2008
- Allan Cummings
I’ll kick off this FA Cup Preview with an apology for the lack of previews for the last two games. I was a victim of the excesses of Christmas, where the speed of games and the impossibility of trying to keep up with opponent’s results, form and injury lists during the busy period was just beyond me.
Let’s all do the Bart Man
- Thursday, 3rd January 2008
- Allan Cummings
Ignorance is not necessarily bliss. I’ve recently discovered that binge drinking can lead to long-term health problems, such as crabs and Chlamydia.
Mid-term report: season 2007/08
- Monday, 31st December 2007
- Allan Cummings
‘Tis the festive season and the madness of 4 games in 11 days is upon us. During this spell we will pass the half way mark in league games and it is time to give an assessment of how we have done.
West Ham Utd v Reading
- Monday, 24th December 2007
- Allan Cummings
Welcome everyone to the Boxing Day fixture, a game seeped in British tradition as we all don our Christmas sweaters and drag our hangovers out of the front door after spending the previous day overindulging and loafing to excessive levels.
Middlesbrough v West Ham Utd
- Friday, 21st December 2007
- Allan Cummings
I guess we are now into the official Christmas period as we look to churn through four league fixtures in ten days, the first of which is the only one that takes us out of London. It does take us quite a way out of London though, as we venture to the North East to take on Middlesbrough in a traditional, 3pm, Saturday kick off.
Bow down to happy Gilmore
- Friday, 14th December 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’m all for good-natured banter at a football match, but supporters are beginning to overstep the line. Harry Redknapp commands respect from all the major players in the game, such as Frank Lampard and Jamie Redknapp, yet the colourful manager endured a torrent of vitriolic abuse when Portsmouth travelled to Aston Villa.
West Ham Utd v Everton
- Wednesday, 12th December 2007
- Allan Cummings
This week at the Boleyn sees us welcome Everton, then Everton as we face them in quick succession. Wednesday night has seen the two sides drawn out the hat together for a Carling Cup quarter final and we meet again just three days later in a Premier League fixture.
Blackburn Rovers vs West Ham United
- Saturday, 8th December 2007
- Allan Cummings
After last week’s trip to Stamford Bridge, the Premier League fixture list hands us a second successive weekend on the road. It’s time to don your thermal Georgie Best and pack up your hip flask and laser pen as we head to Lancashire to take on Blackburn Rovers in the weekend’s 4pm Super Sunday fixture.
Third ruck from the son
- Saturday, 8th December 2007
- Allan Cummings
A great book does not necessarily make a great movie. Catch 22 is probably the seminal piece of literature of the twentieth century (if we choose to overlook Derek McGovern on Sports Betting); yet the film was a major disappointment.
Magnusson: a year in quotes
- Sunday, 2nd December 2007
- Allan Cummings
It's now a year since Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson and Eggert Magnusson's Icelandic consortium took control of West Ham United FC.
Short and fat, with a Terry on the top
- Friday, 30th November 2007
- Allan Cummings
Sigmund Freud was nothing but a hairy quack. My cantankerous nature is not the result of a repressed Oedipus complex; I only feel hostility towards my father because he’s really annoying.
Chelsea v West Ham United
- Friday, 30th November 2007
- Allan Cummings
We continue at the weekend with a little run of games that have seen us get more TV time of late than Vernon Kaye. This week, we travel to Stamford Bridge to take on arch enemies, Chelsea, in a 12.45pm, Saturday lunchtime kick off.
It’s Wayne in cats and dogs
- Friday, 23rd November 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’ve never really saw the point in children. I can appreciate their usefulness when they’re big enough to nip down to the off-license, but I’m not sure if that justifies the £10 a year it costs to clothe them.
West Ham Utd v Tottenham Hotspur
- Thursday, 22nd November 2007
- Allan Cummings
We reserve an extra special, East London welcome this Sunday for Tottenham Hotspur, as we face off in a 1.30pm kick off in front of the Sky cameras.
No prawn sandwiches please, we’re Hammers
- Thursday, 8th November 2007
- Allan Cummings
Towards the back end of last season, a mate of mine went to the Arsenal – Man City game at the Emirates. Mid way through the match, he was up on his feet, singing his little Gooner socks off when he was told to sit down and shut up.
The Wright to remain silent
- Thursday, 8th November 2007
- Allan Cummings
Advertisements rarely reflect real life. Take the long-running advert where an irritating couple attempt to arrange a £25,000 loan.
West Ham Utd v Bolton
- Sunday, 4th November 2007
- Allan Cummings
Due to the absence of our regular match previewer Matt Coker (thanks to the arrival of the latest member of the Coker clan) we asked Crazy Horse from Bolton site the-wanderer.co.uk to give us his opinions on our visitors today.
This is the ode to Hel
- Thursday, 1st November 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’ve never been particularly lucky in love. As a result of a severe lack of confidence, I can only approach women after a skinful of lager when the beer goggles are on. Even Kermit would have turned his nose up at some of the pigs I’ve tried my luck with.
Lies, damn lies and Jamie Redknapp
- Thursday, 25th October 2007
- Allan Cummings
My heart goes out to supporters of Liverpool FC. The club have been rocked by Champions League failure, the validity of their Merseyside derby victory has been questioned, and they have to travel to Liverpool at least once a fortnight.
Sunderland – make or break for Curbs?
- Thursday, 18th October 2007
- Allan Cummings
Sunday’s game against Sunderland could well be a pivotal point in Curbishly’s reign at Upton Park. After wiping away our opening day blues against Mr Eriksson’s impressive Manchester City with away wins at Birmingham and Reading - plus the home victory against Middlesbrough - all of a sudden, things seemed to be looking pretty rosy for us Hammers.
Cole, Frank incensed and meh
- Thursday, 18th October 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’ve never been a great fan of Steve McClaren, but it’s wholly unfair to place the blame for the death of English football at the feet of one hapless individual. Personally, I hold Frank Lampard solely responsible.
One flu over… the cuckoo’s next
- Saturday, 13th October 2007
- Allan Cummings
Even by my own modest standards, it’s been a bad week. I’ve been left virtually incapacitated by what I can only assume is a new super-strain of bird flu, possibly created by an increasingly desperate rogue element of the bookmaking industry.
Aston Villa v West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 4th October 2007
- Allan Cummings
We head off to the Midlands this weekend as we take on Aston Villa in a 3pm Saturday afternoon kick off.
A naan and a leg
- Thursday, 4th October 2007
- Allan Cummings
The older I get, the grumpier I become. Old people, children and John Motson have all played a significant role in my metamorphosis, but the wife’s driving is almost certainly the overriding factor.
West Ham United vs Arsenal
- Friday, 28th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
This week, we are up against MFI self assembly furniture instruction manual of the Premier League (ie you'll recognise something from your country no matter which part of the world you come from, unless of course, you're English). We welcome the richest club in Britain and the current Premier League leaders, Arsenal, who arrive for a 3pm, Saturday afternoon, London derby.
The Chicken or the Meg
- Thursday, 27th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
Life is full of little contradictions. When a professional gambler shops around for value, he’s lauded for his shrewdness. Yet when I apply a similar level of financial prudence outside of the betting arena, I’m considered meaner than a premenstrual Scot with a toothache.
Internationals, who needs them?
- Friday, 21st September 2007
- Allan Cummings
Another three points in the bag and things appear to be looking brighter at Upton Park this week.
Newcastle Utd vs West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 20th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
Now, this particular game is a test of devotion on a number of different levels. The 600 mile round trip is one thing to contend with but doing it for a Sunday lunchtime kick off at the expense of your roast dinner or causing your pub football team to miss their midfield maestro adds to the required commitment.
Sven, I’m 6 to 4
- Thursday, 20th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
Political correctness is an admirable concept. I warmly applaud any school of thought that helps keep Jim Davidson off the telly.
The saint in a world of sinners
- Sunday, 16th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
I am an emotional person, I live by my heart and I live for my passion of football. For anyone who has ever read an article of mine, they will learn one thing; I despise what the modern game is becoming.
Two Wongs don’t make awight
- Saturday, 15th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
When it comes to relationships, there is one undeniable truth. It doesn’t matter how attractive a girl may be, how delightful her personality or how sparkling her conversation; sooner or later, the bint’s going to start to grate.
West Ham Utd v Middlesbrough
- Friday, 14th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
After a second successive away victory, which coincided with a second successive away clean sheet, we find ourselves in the towering league position of seventh going into the weekend’s game. Our opponents are the side in eighth place, Middlesbrough, and once again, we are privy to a 3pm, Saturday afternoon kick off.
The catcher in the guy
- Thursday, 6th September 2007
- Allan Cummings
The wife has got to make a meal out of everything. When giving birth, most women are in and out in a few hours with minimal whining, but the wife had to have ‘complications’. I can’t remember the exact excuse she gave for her extended three-day stay, I think it was something like a rupture, a breach, or the bed had collapsed.
Reading v West Ham Utd: match preview
- Friday, 31st August 2007
- Allan Cummings
This week’s fixture list spins us off around the M25 to Berkshire to take on Reading. After our TV appearance on Tuesday night, we are back out of the limelight and therefore enjoy a traditional 3pm kick off on a Saturday afternoon.
Another one bites the dust
- Thursday, 30th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
The dismay that invaded a normally calm and relaxed Alan Curbishley face said it all as new £7million pound signing Kieron Dyer lay on the Memorial Stadium turf in excruciating pain.
Girls allowed? It’s encouraged
- Thursday, 30th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’ve recently learned the hard way that you should never discuss politics and religion. My lodger and I became embroiled in a furious row over the conflict in Iraq. Dave was very vocal in his condemnation of Bush; but he flew off the handle when I criticised Brown. It almost came to blows.
Jeroen Boere 1967-2007
- Friday, 24th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
West Ham fans everywhere will be saddened by the untimely death of former player Jeroen Boere at the age of 39 after a tragic accident at his home in Spain last week.
West Ham Utd v Wigan: match preview
- Friday, 24th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
We return, triumphant and with points in the bag, from Birmingham in time to take on our old foes, Wigan Athletic. The lack of any Sky interference means that it is a Saturday, 3pm start in the next leg of our 2007/08 Premier League adventure.
Ding dong, merry Lee on high
- Thursday, 23rd August 2007
- Allan Cummings
Technology is not always a blessing. The growth of industrial automation has led to a good friend of mine losing his job. I accept that the confectionary industry has every right to make the despatch of its products more cost-effective, but that doesn’t help the out-of-work fudge-packer.
Birmingham City vs West Ham Utd: match preview
- Thursday, 16th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
The 2007/08 claret and blue tour of duty starts this Saturday. After our sojourn to Liverpool was cancelled due to their Champions League qualifying commitments, we head to St Andrews to take on Birmingham City in a 3pm, Saturday afternoon kick off.
Why fight the hand that kneads you?
- Thursday, 16th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
The mobile phone has been heralded as a great invention, but I automatically frown upon any tool that encourages spousal interaction.
Deadwood cost us
- Tuesday, 14th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
Despite yet another disappointing pre-season injury list, I along with many other Hammers fans was full of optimism and excitement ahead of the new season.
How speed dating and football make a winning combination
- Sunday, 12th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
While Sven Goran Eriksson vehemently denied that his new signings had come from putting his feet up with a bucket of popcorn and some video tape performances, the football world’s version of speed dating seemed to have some merit by 4.45pm on Saturday afternoon.
Post match analysis: how Curbs got it all wrong
- Saturday, 11th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
Whilst the players were from from their best today Alan Curbishley's key decisions cost the Hammers dear writes Matthew O'Greel.
West Ham Utd vs Man City: match preview
- Friday, 10th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
After all the excitement of repelling the Roman invasion last week, the real deal of league football starts on Saturday. The fixture computer has favoured us this year as we end the season at home, get Boxing Day at home and more importantly, start the season at home. The visitors are Manchester City, the kick off is at 3pm and due to the miraculous end to last season, the competition we are entering is the Premier League.
Live free or pie hard
- Friday, 10th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
When the wife was pregnant with little Goliath, she asked if I’d still find her attractive when she put on weight. “More weight,” I instinctively corrected.”
The ultimate question
- Sunday, 5th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
It's one that surely all of us must have asked ourselves over the past few months; would we have stayed up if Pardew had been given another chance?
It’s not if, it’s Sven
- Saturday, 4th August 2007
- Allan Cummings
On reflection, my decision to take a couple of weeks off to ‘rest’ was flawed from the outset. The wife went completely ‘Stefan Postma’ on me; she was constantly on my back.
West Ham Utd vs Roma: match preview
- Thursday, 2nd August 2007
- Allan Cummings
At long last, the waiting is nearly over. After three months of what has laughably been called a summer, we are just week away from a return to some proper football.
Be proud and move on
- Monday, 16th July 2007
- Allan Cummings
As Carlos Tevez looks set to move to Manchester United, a new striker has announced his arrival in E13.
Never let the truth ruin a good story
- Monday, 16th July 2007
- Allan Cummings
Fashions generally come and go. However the current trend of West Ham hating is still in full swing. In fact, powered by the ability to reach millions of people a day, the media is making sure that this hate campaign shows no sign of reaching a conclusion.
Why Tevez must go
- Monday, 16th July 2007
- Allan Cummings
This is bound to spark outrage amongst Tevez-worshippers, but I have come to the inevitable conclusion that it is time for our club to move on from Tevezgate.
A ruck and a charred plaice
- Friday, 13th July 2007
- Allan Cummings
We all do things in life that we later regret. More often than not; it involves pairing off with a tubster after a heavy night on the ale; or ‘Lenny Henry syndrome’ as it’s known on the street.
Enjoy the ride
- Sunday, 8th July 2007
- Allan Cummings
Well with Blackpool opening the Infusion, Camelot opening the Knightmare, and Alton Towers for some time leading the pack with The Oblivion, it was always going to take something special to present a rollercoaster ride that had enough thrills and spills to take the crown in 2006/07.
Post arbitration panel thoughts
- Thursday, 5th July 2007
- Allan Cummings
Over the past couple of months West Ham fans up and down the country have been fighting their corners against just about every other fan of another Premier League club about the rights and wrongs of the Carlos Tevez affair.
Friend or (De)foe?
- Sunday, 1st July 2007
- Allan Cummings
As the transfer market approaches fever pitch with clubs seemingly signing anyone who isn't screwed down (eg Wigan signing Titus Bramble), it is crucial that teams hang on to their best players whilst raiding other clubs for their best assets.
A small Murphy’s ... maybe
- Friday, 29th June 2007
- Allan Cummings
I have nothing but admiration for the reunited Spice Girls. Their music may have been atrocious, and you’d struggle to find a greater collection of dogs outside of Battersea, but their trailblazing work in the field of ginger acceptance remains unsurpassed.
Fallout
- Tuesday, 19th June 2007
- Allan Cummings
I remember taking my O level in English Language a year early at school. English was my favourite subject, I wanted to be a journalist when I grew up (luckily that was one bit of careers advice I chose to ignore - I ended up becoming a careers adviser), so I thought I was in a great position to get a bit of a head start on all the real clever bastards in my year by going one-nil up on most of them.
We have to stop the blubber ring
- Thursday, 14th June 2007
- Allan Cummings
Call me a non-conforming malcontent, but I wholeheartedly disagree with the concept of marriage. When at Alton Towers, I absolutely love it on the log flume, but after a few rides, I should be free to have a go on the black hole.
'West Ham's racism': a response
- Tuesday, 5th June 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’ve seen some appalling journalism written about my club over the past year or so. A lot of it stems from poor journalistic standards coupled with a desire to sensationalise in order to sell newspapers.
NRC - my vitriol
- Tuesday, 29th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Any time now, no doubt, the message boards will fill up with vitriol against Nigel Reo-Coker for having the temerity to want to take his footballing career elsewhere. He will join the gallery of rogues alongside Paul Ince, Frank Lampard and Jermain Defoe; players we love to hate and who’s every return to Upton Park will be guaranteed to be ‘warm’.
You do thumb thing to me
- Thursday, 24th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
In order to improve, we have to evolve. Way back in 1782, a Judge decreed that a husband may continue to beat his wife, as long as the stick with which he administers the castigation is not thicker than his thumb. Some called this political correctness gone mad, but I prefer to think of Judge Buller as a progressive idealist.
Trial by television
- Wednesday, 16th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Imagine a situation last Sunday whereby Carlos Tevez had for whatever reason not played for West Ham; instead Marlon Harewood had started the game.
Lies, damned lies and ... Kevin McCabe
- Wednesday, 16th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
With all the rubbish spoken by Wigan’s Dave Whelan and, more recently Sheffield United’s Kevin McCabe we thought it was about time we had a rant of our own. Gordon Thrower bravely fought off a streaming cold caught as a result of his four day trek to Manchester to come up with this …
My French is just shocking
- Wednesday, 16th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
The FA Cup Final is a great British tradition, like a one shot tennis rally or stitching up the Irish.
2006/07 in review
- Tuesday, 15th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Joe Harrow takes a look back at one of the most eventful seasons ever experienced at The Boleyn.
More sour grapes
- Tuesday, 15th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Sheffield United chairman Kevin McCabe reckons that his club weren't relegated on Sunday because they lost at home to Wigan - that's Wigan, by the way, who had not won a game since 3rd March. He has suggested that Sheffield United went down because West Ham cheated.
Sour Grapes?
- Tuesday, 15th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Some may say, yet in the truest reflection of Aesop’s Fables the purists amongst us will recount that the fox only feigned disdain for the grapes after he could not attain them.
It’s not over until the fat chairman sings
- Monday, 14th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Optimism was high. There had been an FA Cup final, we had a young progressive manager, a youthful but enthusiastic team who didn’t know when to capitulate to the opposition.
Fairness in football?
- Monday, 14th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
KUMB.com member KBB replies to the Sheffield Star's 'Justice For Football' petition, launched today in an attempt to have West Ham united docked points for fielding the 'ineligible' Carlos Tevez ...
Haven't we been punished enough already?
- Monday, 14th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Over the past weeks West Ham United have managed a remarkable turnaround in form, culminating in yesterday's win at Old Trafford to complete a truly ‘great escape’ from relegation.
The end of the begining
- Monday, 14th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Good old Winnie. If ever a man could encapsulate a momentous moment in history using our magnificent language, he could.
10 seconds that changed our season
- Saturday, 12th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
It only takes a second to score a goal - or miss one - or let one in. It's also the case that one pivotal moment - Kanoute missing THAT penalty v the Arse, for example - can change the course of a season.
Man Utd v West Ham Utd: preview
- Thursday, 10th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
As my Newcastle supporting mate keeps reminding me, at least we have something to play for at this stage of the season. No danger of mid table obscurity finished off by half a dozen games where the players just go through the motions awaiting the onset of their beano to Magaluf. For us, it is do or die right up to the end of what has been one of the most undulant of seasons, even by claret and blue standards.
64 seconds in Paris
- Thursday, 10th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’m not one of those parents who wrap their children up in cotton wool; I refuse to even pay for pyjamas. I do try my best to keep little Goliath away from television that he may find disturbing though, which normally involves avoiding programmes with Noel Edmonds.
An open letter to our relegation rivals
- Friday, 4th May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Before KUMB.com becomes inundated with Fulham fans and whinging Northerners crying into their pies about how unfair it is that West Ham were not deducted points by the Premier League, and before even the outcome of the ‘battle at the bottom’ for the last two remaining drop slots are decided, I wanted to put the record straight in (hopefully) language that all of those embittered followers of the relegation scrappers could understand on the situation regarding Carlos Tevez, Javier Mascherano and West Ham United.
West Ham Utd v Bolton: preview
- Thursday, 3rd May 2007
- Allan Cummings
Well, this week sees close of play at the Boleyn for another season as we get near to some well deserved r&r over the summer. However, there will be no easygoing end of term feel to this one as the Hammers fight for their very survival in what promises to be an emotional afternoon in the East End of London.
McCaffrey's gone flat
- Thursday, 3rd May 2007
- Allan Cummings
You have to admire the Chinese. Their ability to knock up a wall and eat with sticks is impressive enough, but it's their work in the field of insightful proverb creation where they truly excel.
Deceit, greed and incompetence
- Saturday, 28th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
It took an independent inquiry to really blow the cover on the despicable Brown regime. Today’s FAPL judgement proved what many had suspected for a long time. Our club has been run by a bunch of parasitical charlatans without any obvious business ethics.
Wigan Athletic vs West Ham United: preview
- Thursday, 26th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
We are entering the final straight of the Premiership season and as I write this on a Wednesday night, we still have a shot at survival. This week it is an epic, an almighty six pointer relegation play off as we troop off to the JJB to take on Wigan Athletic in a Saturday, 3pm kick off.
A little Wayne never hurt anyone
- Thursday, 26th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
As much as I enjoy my position as the country¢s leading football betting scribe, I occasionally yearn for the more glamorous world of investigative journalism.
West Ham Utd v Everton: preview
- Friday, 20th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
In what is shaping up to be a week for the Blues, we have reached the penultimate home Premiership fixture of the season and at this stage it appears we won’t be seeing another until, at least, August 2008. This week’s visitors are Everton and the game kicks off at 3pm on Saturday.
McDonnell: heir on the dog
- Thursday, 19th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
I try to avoid the political arena as a rule, but as a concerned parent, I’m furious with this government’s education policy.
West Ham Utd v Chelsea: preview
- Wednesday, 18th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
After cancelling the original date on Easter Monday, due to Chelsea’s Champions League commitments, we are on for a hastily re-arranged Wednesday night Premiership showdown. The kick off time is 8pm and we’re live on Sky Sports 1 as we welcome the Champions to the Boleyn.
Sheff Utd vs West Ham Utd: preview
- Thursday, 12th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
What a difference three wins makes! This Saturday, we head by bus, train and car to Brammall Lane for a true relegation six pointer. The fact that we added “First team to win at the Emirates” to “Last team to win at Highbury” last weekend means that it is all back on again as we face off with Sheffield United on Saturday afternoon’s biggest 3pm kick off.
An expired pizza to enter Jordan
- Thursday, 12th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
There is nothing more annoying than a parent who talks endlessly about how ‘clever’ or ‘sporty’ their child is, before whipping out a picture of some spotty two foot hooligan tucking in to the contents of his nostril.
Arsenal v West Ham United: preview
- Thursday, 5th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
Carlsberg don’t design weekends but if they did, they would probably make them all like the Easter one. Four days long, with (hopefully) enough hint of sunshine to encourage legs into shorts, plus you should be guaranteed a big slab of chocolate somewhere along the line and if Chelsea hadn’t been getting knocked out of the Champions League (fingers crossed) by Valencia, it would have been double helpings of the West Ham.
Beer today, scone tomorrow
- Thursday, 5th April 2007
- Allan Cummings
Alcohol is undoubtedly cool, but it can often be abused. Earlier this week, the wife was rushed to hospital after a Buckfast frenzy.
West Ham United v Middlesbrough: preview
- Friday, 30th March 2007
- Allan Cummings
After snoozing through the soulless goalless affair in Israel, I’ve ducked out of watching England vs some country with a population half the size of that of the Borough of Barking and Dagenham’s, to take a look at what we’ve all got coming at the weekend.
McDonnell: Lam chop
- Friday, 30th March 2007
- Allan Cummings
My life is currently like an attempt on goal from Frank Lampard; it lacks any real direction. The wife tries to fill her void with a part time job in a psychiatric hospital; it¢s great that they can relate to someone on their own level.
He’s in the Nic
- Thursday, 22nd March 2007
- Allan Cummings
The wife is a born complainer. Even this week’s little snowfall failed to improve her mood; I overheard her on the phone to her mother complaining that ‘it’s only a couple of inches’. It kept the kids quiet though.
Blackburn Rovers v West Ham United
- Thursday, 15th March 2007
- Allan Cummings
March continues to be a bit of an on/off sort of month with cup commitments (other team’s, obviously) keeping us away from the league programme. However, it’s time to stock up with a sufficient quantity of pick 'n mix to get us all the way to Lancashire as we face Blackburn Rovers on Saturday, 5.15pm kick off.
Lettuce get it on
- Thursday, 15th March 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’m a great believer in animal rights; I believe they have the right to fit nicely on a bun.
West Ham United vs Tottenham Hotspur
- Thursday, 1st March 2007
- Allan Cummings
The relegation bus swings back home again this weekend as we welcome Tottenham Hotspur to the Boleyn. With Sky clearly deciding that our recent horrific performances are acceptable to show before the watershed, it is a Sunday, 4pm kick off against our North London adversaries.
The fruit is on the other foot
- Thursday, 1st March 2007
- Allan Cummings
I like to think of myself as a chilled individual. Admittedly, I’m not as laid back as the wife, but that’s a result of her lifestyle.
West Ham United - are we?
- Wednesday, 28th February 2007
- Allan Cummings
I have been off work now for months with herniated and prolapsed discs in my neck, which is very painful as you can imagine. But, not nearly as painful as the situation West Ham United are in a present, which is almost making me suicidal.
Relegation
- Monday, 26th February 2007
- Allan Cummings
Relegation doesn't bother me. We've been through it before on a number of occasions. We've always bounced back. This time we've even got the bonus of being in the hands of wealthy backers in order to aid our return. Whats the problem?
Charlton Athletic v West Ham United
- Thursday, 22nd February 2007
- Allan Cummings
After a week’s sabbatical due to non involvement in the FA Cup (in which West Ham have F A interest), it is back to the league programme. In theory, this is last chance saloon, a game against Charlton Athletic, who have only managed to obtain as many points as us so far, but I’ll go further into my ideas on just how important this game at the end, when I predict the score.
Swing when you’re tinning
- Thursday, 22nd February 2007
- Allan Cummings
Mark Twain once said that golf is a good walk spoiled; it is if a driver has been wrapped around your kneecaps.
Responsibility and helplessness: the crucial distinction
- Monday, 19th February 2007
- Allan Cummings
The more I read and the more I think about the situation that we are in and the role of us as fans, the less comfortable and more uneasy I feel. Why is that? What have I done wrong? I'm not sure why, but for some reason I feel partly responsible for the pathetic excuse of a club that we have at the moment.
In thickness and in elf
- Thursday, 8th February 2007
- Allan Cummings
Whenever possible, I try to accentuate the positive. Even when I caught the wife cheating on me, I remained upbeat; it was one less unpleasant job for me.
West Ham United v Watford
- Thursday, 8th February 2007
- Allan Cummings
Some people have rightly made the point that there were turkeys in Suffolk at the beginning of the week with a better chance of survival than West Ham United. You could also say that there is a greater likelihood of Jade Goody and Ron Atkinson being wheeled out as the new ambassadors for the Commission of Racial Equality than of us playing top flight football next August.
If it wasnt for bad luck...
- Tuesday, 6th February 2007
- Allan Cummings
There's a line in an old blues standard song that says 'if it wasnt for bad luck, I wouldnt have any luck at all', and this certainly seem to fit the mood and the feeling around Upton Park this season.
Aston Villa vs West Ham United
- Friday, 2nd February 2007
- Allan Cummings
After the Liverpool defeat on Tuesday night, it’s all aboard the bus for a trip to the Midlands. The last time we visited Villa Park, it was for the FA Cup semi final that saw Marlon’s goal put paid to Middlesbrough’s cup run. This time, it is the plain old scrap for league survival as we take on Aston Villa in a 3pm Saturday kick off.
Your club needs you
- Wednesday, 31st January 2007
- Allan Cummings
With an untried back four, against a team who are undoubtedly on a roll at the moment, it was always going to be a tough night against Liverpool at the Boleyn last night.
West Ham United v Liverpool
- Tuesday, 30th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
After all of the fun of the cup exit on Saturday afternoon, we get a quick chance to re-group and head back to East London’s footballing Mecca. The fixture list has paired us with Liverpool for a Tuesday night, live on Sky, 7.45pm kick off in the next round of the Premiership.
Pie will survive
- Thursday, 25th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’m a lover, not a fighter. My campness is not a result of liberal idealism; I’ve simply lost so many brawls that i’ve had pacifism thrust upon me. Nowadays, the only way i’d get involved in a ruck is if the wife was being mugged. If we stood together, I reckon we could take her.
West Ham United vs Watford
- Thursday, 25th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
Saturday's fixture gives us a welcome distraction from the weekly grind of league football to focus on the only competition that we can, at least in theory, still win.
Newcastle United vs West Ham United
- Friday, 19th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
After having endured yet another farcical episode of the Graham Poll show last week, we are now into a situation where every game is a vital one.
A pizza the American dream
- Friday, 19th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
I’m not anti-American, but I do worry about the cost of supporting Bush.
The time is now
- Wednesday, 17th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
After the goings on and wayward rumours and press reports of late, I really do despair at the reactive manner and almost sheep like behaviour being demonstrated by so many of my fellow West Ham United supporters.
If I had a pound…
- Monday, 15th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
For every time that my emotions have been tossed into the air, thrown around like juggling balls and then left to drop to the floor, by West Ham United, I’d be a rich man.
Playing with one's health
- Thursday, 11th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
I'm a little bit down at the minute. I'm a few pounds overweight and I'm struggling to find any real direction. I need to talk to a professional; I need to 'Talk to Frank'.
West Ham United v Fulham
- Wednesday, 10th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
Having taken an extended Christmas break, it is something of a relief to retrieve the quill and get back to some scribing. The destination of the Christmas Quality Street tin is currently testing the elasticity of Auntie Maud’s hand knitted festive offering and it will be a pleasant change to focus on athletic pursuits, even if I am only observing them from a seated position.
The KUMB.com top 100
- Wednesday, 10th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
By way of a brief diversion to the transfer window madness readers of KUMB.com's Music, Film & TV forum have been voting for their favourite tracks and albums of 2006.
How to make vultures look good
- Sunday, 7th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
“Vultures seldom attack a healthy living animal, but may kill the wounded or sick. Vast numbers have been seen upon battlefields. They gorge themselves when prey is abundant, till their crop forms a projection, and sit, sleepy or half torpid, to digest their food.” – Wikipedia
Heifery thing must go
- Friday, 5th January 2007
- Allan Cummings
Deep down, I’m just an old romantic. I always hold the wife’s hand when we go out together; it restricts her swing.
Sad world
- Wednesday, 3rd January 2007
- Allan Cummings
I dont know about anyone else, but reading the KUMB forums and in the press and TV about our beloved team has become almost excrutiating this season.
The unprofessional professionals
- Monday, 1st January 2007
- Allan Cummings
I work two jobs to survive and provide my family with all the things that they need to live a healthy and safe life.
A Spanish beer mug
- Friday, 29th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’ve really enjoyed the festive break. Unlike the majority of my contemporaries, I resisted the temptation to get drunk every night; on Christmas Day, I collapsed at lunchtime.
Fulham v West Ham United
- Thursday, 21st December 2006
- Allan Cummings
After the euphoria of last Sunday, West Ham have a chance to build on our success and put together that hard sought first away victory of the season. Our 10th Premiership excursion this season takes us West to Craven Cottage as we take on Fulham in a 12.45pm Saturday lunch time kick off.
All I want for Christmas is Ewe
- Thursday, 21st December 2006
- Allan Cummings
I hate Christmas. Last year the wife bought me a 'Rudolf' umbrella just so she could use the line, 'It looks line rain dear'. My decision to kick her out of the house was perfectly justified.
Post Pardew thoughts: a riposte
- Monday, 18th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
I'm a big fan of East Stand Martin. Of all the West Ham reports and comments that I read online and in the printed media; it is his that I make an effort to seek out. He's probably a similar age to me( give or take a decade) and unlike me he has had the privilege of being able to watch West Ham in the flesh more than I ever have, or will - I have only ever lived in striking distance of Upton Park for a couple of years in my forty plus years as a fan.
In defence of Magnusson
- Friday, 15th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
There is a general consensus that Alan Pardew has been hard done by, and that the Iceman has acted too quickly. I seem to remember a lot of similar sympathy for Claudio Ranieri when he was sacked by Chelsea in the second season of the Russian Revolution.
West Ham United vs Manchester United
- Thursday, 14th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
As per last season we line up on a dark December winter’s afternoon to join the robocops in welcoming Man Yoo to East London. The kick off time is 4pm, Sky TV are providing the beam back to the public house as a newly installed Alan Curbishley attempts to stop the rot by clawing points from the league leaders.
Ex-panda bull
- Thursday, 14th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
I feel a genuine affinity with Alan Pardew; as I too have been unjustly dismissed from the workplace. My only ‘crime’ was being young and in love. Admittedly, it was wrong of us to consummate our relationship during working hours; but I remain convinced that the zookeeper overreacted.
Pardew's folly?
- Monday, 11th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
Six months ago Alan Pardew had the world at his feet. Adored by the United faithful for bringing the good times back to the East End after an excellent season, the then 44-year-old manager could do no wrong.
Post Pardew thoughts
- Monday, 11th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
Today, the £100 million new owners of our club showed just how fickle they can be with the sacking of a manager that brought back pride to West Ham United Football Club.
A Pardism too far
- Monday, 11th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
“That’s not the sort of team I like to put out, if ever there is an examination of your togetherness your spirit and your character, its the way Bolton play”……Alan Pardew's post match statement after the home defeat to Wigan and prior to the now final game of his managerial reign which saw a gutless West Ham side go down 4-0 at the Reebok.
Gone in 64 seconds
- Friday, 8th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’m feeling a little bit inadequate. Apparently, a normal male averages 20 minutes when expressing his love physically; I’m assuming that includes the taxi journey and the queue for the cashpoint.
Bolton Wanderers vs West Ham United
- Thursday, 7th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
The games are starting to come thick and fast, no sooner have we got back to East London, then we are required to head on the hated M6 as we begin a televised footballing trilogy. This time it is destination Reebok as we take on our old foes, Bolton Wanderers, in the quest for that all elusive three point road trip. The 5.15pm kick off at least ensures that we can have a bit of a Saturday morning lie in.
West Ham United vs Wigan Athletic
- Tuesday, 5th December 2006
- Allan Cummings
Well, after the disappointment at Everton, we all head back to the Boleyn for the first midweek home fixture in a very long while. The visitors are Wigan Athletic and on Wednesday night at 7.45pm we kick off as we aim to improve our league position.
Back to the Führer
- Friday, 1st December 2006
- Allan Cummings
My old man has forgotten more about betting than I’ll ever know; he has Alzheimer’s. It’s bad news for the old fellow, but it’s a result for me at Christmas.
Everton vs West Ham United
- Thursday, 30th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
This week we get the opportunity to join the Sunday drivers as we head to the North West to take on Everton in the next step in our quest for survival in the big league. We are scheduled for a 4pm, Super Sky Sunday kick off with the cameras live at Goodison Park.
KUMB Writers' Player of the Month - November 2006
- Wednesday, 29th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
Another month closes and Gnome's been at the spreadsheets again. He enjoys it you know. No really........
Egg-bound!
- Tuesday, 28th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
The takeover is finally over and there are not many fans who are displeased with the way things have turned out.
West Ham United vs Sheffield United
- Thursday, 23rd November 2006
- Allan Cummings
After league defeats 7 & 8 on the road, we return to the Boleyn for a relegation six pointer as we welcome Sheffield United to East London.
I’m a celebrity, get me oat
- Thursday, 23rd November 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’m certainly not an intellectual; the last book I read in its entirety was ‘Little Women’, I found it short and dull. I do try to keep abreast of developments in the world of science though, and an article on ‘chaos theory’ recently caught my attention.
The Problem with Chelsea
- Wednesday, 22nd November 2006
- Allan Cummings
I remember my grandfather telling me stories of his life raised in and around Stratford, West Ham and Dagenham. How when he first started dating my grandmother they would often watch West Ham United play from the terraces, and how he clambered over the wall at the famous White Horse Cup Final. As a youth such stories became part of who we were, engrained in our lives and passed on from generation to generation.
I pity the Newell
- Friday, 17th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
It’s easy to say the wrong thing. When the wife told me she’d received a fine for not wearing a seatbelt, I probably shouldn’t have responded with; “Why’s that then? Wouldn’t it fit?”
Chelsea vs West Ham United
- Thursday, 16th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
We return to London this weekend for our second consecutive Saturday 3pm kick as we travel West, to Stamford Bridge, to take on the Champions, Chelsea on a quest for Premiership survival.
God save the Queens’
- Monday, 13th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
The Queens’ Pub on Green Street is a familiar and welcoming watering-hole with football fans, market-goers and traders alike. As pubs go it’s unpretentious, a place of genial banter and camaraderie.
Middlesbrough v West Ham United
- Thursday, 9th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
After a league programme that has kept up predominantly in the South East of the country of late, we are suddenly spat as far North as can be as we head to the Riverside to take on Middlesbrough in an old fashioned 3pm on a Saturday kick off.
Good manager, shame about the tantrums
- Thursday, 9th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
New Arsenal initiative to make football a more pleasant game for all/Arsenal: No opposing manager is allowed to celebrate his team's goals. This should prevent Arsene Wenger's feelings from getting hurt, and will thus ensure that he does not have to start a fight to right the wrongs of lesser mortals such as Alan Pardew.
Arsene! Coffee!
- Thursday, 9th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
Luck is an alien concept. At a recent fancy dress party to celebrate my father in law’s exit from the closet, the wife turned all ‘Paul Gascoigne’ on me. One minute, I was politely chatting to Britney Spears, the next thing I knew, the wife was repeatedly pommeling me with an oversized clown’s shoe. There’s nothing amusing about domestic violence.
KUMB Writers' Player Of The Month - October 2006
- Monday, 6th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
Gnome's been slaving over his spreadsheets again. Well it keeps him off the streets.....
Kia: for and against
- Saturday, 4th November 2006
- Allan Cummings
Kia Joorabchian’s bid to take control of West Ham United finally appears to be reaching a conclusion. Joorabchian’s takeover attempt has polarized views amongst KUMB members, two of whom now tell us why they are supporting – or campaigning against – the bid.
West Ham United vs Arsenal
- Thursday, 2nd November 2006
- Allan Cummings
Having enjoyed more airtime on Sky than Bart Simpson over the last few weeks, West Ham again grace the nation’s screens this weekend. Once again we suffer a Sunday kick off, though this time it is at the still hungover time of 1.30pm and the way that things are going, I am sure that we will eventually kick off a game at 2.39pm or something to accommodate the peak time adverts.
Razor nigh brow
- Thursday, 2nd November 2006
- Allan Cummings
Paul Scholes is generally admired as a footballer, but rarely receives the recognition he deserves as a role model. When Paul was a ginger schoolboy, he didn’t wallow in self pity praying for baldness, he played football with the normal children until he reached a level where Manchester United were prepared to sign him.
Identity crisis? What crisis!
- Wednesday, 1st November 2006
- Allan Cummings
So here we are, on the brink of a potentially glamourous new dawn, and a new beginning for our glorious and much loved club.
The trouble with me
- Tuesday, 31st October 2006
- Allan Cummings
... is that I see straight through the smoke.
West Ham United vs Blackburn Rovers
- Thursday, 26th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
After a month on the road, a considerable overuse of the expression, “goal drought” and the end of our League Cup run, we return to the Boleyn. Our opponents are Blackburn Rovers, the competition is our bread and butter Premiership and we play on our usual day, this week providing the Sunday dinner entertainment in a 4pm Sky televised match.
Flappy girth day to Roo
- Thursday, 26th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’m not obsessed with celebrity, but I feel I have a genuine connection with Paul McCartney. Admittedly, I have no musical talent, and i’d happily kill my own mother for a bacon sandwich; but i know what it’s like to get grief from a legless woman.
Tottenham Hotspur vs West Ham United
- Thursday, 19th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
It’s time to whip out the Oyster card and head north as our second successive away fixture sends us to White Hart Lane for a Premiership encounter with local rivals, Tottenham Hotspur. Common sense has granted this a 3pm kick off, though our opponent’s continuing interest in the UEFA Cup has meant it is yet another week of Sunday football.
Balloon out of all proportion
- Thursday, 19th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
Normally I have little to no time for politicians; but when plans were afoot to open a massage parlour in my neighbourhood, I felt obliged to write to my local MP, demanding that action be taken to keep prices at an affordable level.
KUMB Writers' Player Of The Month August-September 2006
- Thursday, 12th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
Yes we know we're well into October but we had to lock Gnome away until he'd finshed working on the spreadsheets. It was only after three days we realised we hadn't given him a computer.....
The ‘No Bell’ peace prize
- Thursday, 12th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’m not one to blow my own horn; in fact, I only ever whip my horn out on special occasions, such as a birthday, a Christmas party or a comical episode of Soccer AM. However, it’s with a genuine sense of pride that i speak of my recent charity work; I’ve been heavily involved in raising awareness of lesbian issues via the medium of DVD.
Portsmouth vs West Ham Utd: match preview
- Wednesday, 11th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
Following our week’s sabbatical to allow for the national team to live down to all expectations, the Irons and the Premiership are back on our radars. We take a short jaunt to the South coast to take on Portsmouth on a Saturday afternoon 3pm show down.
The takeover: if you build it, they will come
- Monday, 9th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
Revolution is in the air at West Ham. Arguably, the uncertainty of it all, has affected morale at the club. The introduction of Tevez and Mascherano, neither of whom was a target for Pardew, has made a statement that the players may have misinterpreted. The lack of an official statement by the club has led to speculation by the press and others. The rumour mill is in full production as stories surface on a daily basis.
West Ham’s suffering is good – for poor journalism!
- Friday, 6th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
We’ve become used to a poor press over the years. It’s almost like water off a duck’s back. Granted, the end of last season was an uncomfortable time for us long-serving Hammers as previously indifferent journos fell over themselves to heap praise on a side that surprised everyone by finishing in the top half and gracing a none-too-shabby FA Cup Final.
Where are you now…when I kneed you
- Friday, 6th October 2006
- Allan Cummings
Without constructive criticism, improvement is virtually impossible. Armed with this noble philosophy and an in depth knowledge of the beautiful game, I have decided to share a couple of potentially helpful observations with the great minds of the English FA.
Don’t panic, Mr. Pardew
- Saturday, 30th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
Saturday 13 November 2004 … West Ham United faced the mighty Brighton and Hove Albion and lost one nil. At home. In front of 29,514 fans.
Issues
- Saturday, 30th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
After becoming everyone’s second favourite team en route to the FA Cup Final last May with a refreshing brand of young, energetic and powerful football, West Ham are defying pundits for the second season on the spin, only this time for all the wrong reasons.
The bedding zinger
- Friday, 29th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’m not the sentimental type. The only time I’ve ever cried as an adult was when the wife threatened to leave me; I was absolutely devastated when she changed her mind at the last minute.
Palermo v West Ham Utd: match preview
- Wednesday, 27th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
“It’s a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work as a team. And that means you do everything I say” - Charlie Croker, The Italian Job. You're welcome to borrow it, Pards.
West Ham and the foreign influence
- Friday, 22nd September 2006
- Allan Cummings
The recent signings of the talented Argentinian duo Carlos Tevez and Javi Mascherano will have captured the imagination of most West Ham fans. The two are young, talented and have yet to reach their peak.
Manchester City vs West Ham United
- Friday, 22nd September 2006
- Allan Cummings
After the disappointments of our last three games, it will make a change to get out of town especially for the rare treat of a 3 o’clock on a Saturday kick off as we travel to the City of Manchester stadium to take on Citeh in a Premiership clash.
A bung, bung, bungalow in Baghdad
- Friday, 22nd September 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’m not the type of man who makes disparaging comments about a person’s individual beliefs, but anyone who visits a psychic should be institutionalised.
Cheats mostly prosper
- Friday, 15th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
On the eve of west hams first foray back in Europe for many a year, many West Ham fans are gearing up for a run of matches that would see our mostly inexperienced team take on the other “runners up” on the European circuit in the UEFA cup. The first two leg match against Sicilian side Palermo is of the utmost importance as it is the route into the lucrative group stage and a guaranteed high turnover for the club, even if West Ham were to progress no further than the group stage. As much as I want the club to progress and show how well we can play, evidence would suggest it may all end in tears.
West Ham v Newcastle United: match preview
- Friday, 15th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
If you thought that Thursday’s opposition fans were indecipherable, wait until Sunday. This weekend we open the doors to the Toon army for a Premiership match with Newcastle United. The game takes place on Sunday afternoon at 3pm, this time our respective UEFA cup runs are the reason for the 24 hour postponement rather than the television schedules.
It ain’t over ‘til the fat laddie swings
- Thursday, 14th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
To be successful in life, you have to be a positive thinker. Every night I say to myself, “You are Gerry McDonnell, and you can achieve anything.” It’s equally important to remain level-headed though, so I always add: “Yes, but you’re still a tool.”
West Ham v Palermo: match preview
- Wednesday, 13th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
“There’s a song going round at the moment ‘We’re All Going on a European Tour’ which I’m very fond of” - Alan Pardew in his programme notes vs Tottenham Hotsquirts at the end of last season.
Sore berries and cream
- Thursday, 7th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
Having been involved in the sports betting game since I was knee high to Paul Dickov, I’ve pretty much seen it all; I’m practically unshockable.
KUMB match preview: West Ham United v Aston Villa
- Wednesday, 6th September 2006
- Allan Cummings
Once again, the mighty Irons are involved in a game so desirable that Sky felt that they just had to beam it into the nation’s living rooms. After a Saturday lunchtime defeat at Anfield and the break afforded by West Ham v Brazil at the Corporates Stadium and West Ham v Brazil at Shite Hart Lane, we return to the Boleyn to face the Villans of Aston in a 4pm Super Sunday show down.
Summer's almost gone ...
- Friday, 1st September 2006
- Allan Cummings
... and the transfer window has finally closed. Join us as we take a quick recap of the comings and goings this summer (with a bit of scurrilous rumour thrown in for good measure).
The Black Hammers by Brian Belton
- Wednesday, 30th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
Brian Belton's new book - The Black Hammers - focuses on the story of the "Ebony Heroes" of West Ham United, from the pioneer black players who turned out for the East London club in the 1960s, to sparkling Onyx stars of the contemporary epoch at Upton Park.
The bitterest pillow
- Wednesday, 30th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
I am not a happy man. As a rule, the wife and I are normally easy going, or to be more truthful, she’s easy and I’m going.
A Ferd in the hand is worth two on the box
- Friday, 25th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
There is only one thing in life that’s more enjoyable than an evening with the wife and kids, and that’s an evening without the wife and kids. Whenever I’m lucky enough to be rid of the evil one and her two clones, I like to relax in front of the box with a couple of lagers watching quality television programming.
KUMB match preview: 'Pool v West Ham Utd
- Thursday, 24th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
Now, I am going to try very hard not to use this preview as an excuse to go over old ground and to harp on about last year’s FA Cup Final. However, it is inevitable that a gap of just three months and three competitive games will mean that it is hard not to re-open old wounds.
KUMB match preview: Watford v West Ham Utd
- Monday, 21st August 2006
- Allan Cummings
A little travel log from East London’s finest, on the way home from Villa Park in the late seventies which shows that not much has changed really:
A Drog with two ricks
- Friday, 18th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
Occasionally, a person can become so synonymous with a certain action that the English language will evolve as a result. For example, if the sight of anything Portuguese sends you into a psychotic rage, you’re ‘doing a Rooney’, if your alcoholic wife beats you up due to unresolved rage issues, she’s ‘knocked out a Gerry’, and if you pay six times over the correct market value for a mediocre footballer, you’ve ‘pulled a Fergie’.
West Ham United v Charlton Athletic: match preview
- Thursday, 17th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
Following what seems like an eternity, we finally get back to some competitive football.
Can we afford the cost of love?
- Thursday, 17th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
There is reportedly increasing incidences of attendances falling at Premier league football clubs, particularly with general sale tickets as opposed to Season tickets. So is fan loyalty faltering?
Summer of fun
- Friday, 11th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
So here we are, only one week away from the dawning of a new horizon, a new glimmer of hope. Over the coming season, we shall have our highs (European football to be found high on this list), and no doubt, as we are West Ham, we shall have our lows. While the players and even Alan Pardew will come in for praise at some stages and will be ridiculed at others, I for one have no doubt that once again, this will be a season to remember.
2006/07 season preview
- Thursday, 10th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
For most football sceptics - sorry fans - the dawning of the new football season is similar to that of a new year. New hopes, new fears, new dreams and promises that are likely to be broken early on.
A tie, with a Lam starter
- Thursday, 10th August 2006
- Allan Cummings
Sometimes in life you have to be willing to compromise. This morning for example, it was too chilly for a t-shirt, yet perplexingly, a little too warm for a jacket.
The Thin Blue Swine
- Thursday, 27th July 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’m no stranger to police attention. I was once driving along with the wife when the boys in blue pulled me over. The copper asked me if I’d been drinking.
There’s a bad moo on the rise
- Thursday, 6th July 2006
- Allan Cummings
To be a successful bettor, you have to understand probability. If you toss a coin in the air there’s a 50% chance that it will come down on heads, throw a dice in the air and there’s a 16.6% chance that it will land on a 6, throw a cat in the air and there’s a 100% chance that it will be a right good laugh.
Pie, have you forsaken me?
- Wednesday, 28th June 2006
- Allan Cummings
Pricing up a football match is a lot like baking a pie. Get all the ingredients right and you have a sweet smelling pastry that will attract interest from afar; get the ingredients wrong, and you’re left with a concoction so inedible, even Brazilian waddler Ronaldo would refuse to eat it all.
An aggravated Ribery
- Thursday, 15th June 2006
- Allan Cummings
Everything changes. In my youth, I would only consider a good looking female as a potential mate. Nowadays, only the lack of a pulse would rule a ‘lucky’ lady out of contention; and in all honesty, that’s not a total deal-breaker.
Fun in the sun!
- Wednesday, 14th June 2006
- Allan Cummings
(Or how Owen’s Army surprised everyone – including themselves – at the Danny Mardell Knockout Challenge Cup tournament played at the Boleyn Ground)
Bat’s the way I like it, Aha Aha
- Thursday, 8th June 2006
- Allan Cummings
I have to feel a certain amount of sympathy for the wife. I know she doesn’t enjoy me constantly discussing football, she’s Scottish.
Don’t fry for me, Argentina
- Thursday, 1st June 2006
- Allan Cummings
There is only one activity in life that can be considered preferable to watching a World Cup match with an ice cold lager, and that’s when you look in to the eyes of your loved one, and whisper those three little words, “I was on,” as you gently caress a winning betting slip while watching a World Cup match with an ice cold lager. The following guide will transform that utopian dream into a reality.
Da Liverpool Code - conspiracy theory
- Monday, 29th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
It happened right before our very eyes!
Don’t you, forget about Lee
- Thursday, 25th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
I am not an unsympathetic person. When the wife enquired if she’d recently added a little weight, I compassionately replied, “No, you’ve always been quite fat.”
KUMB Special Merit Award 2006
- Sunday, 21st May 2006
- Allan Cummings
This season KUMB is introducing a new award, the KUMB Special Merit Award. This will be awarded from time to time to the person or persons who, in the opinion of the KUMB management team, have made an outstanding contribution to the club or its supporters over the course of the previous season. This award will not necessarily be awarded every year, only if and when the management feels that there has been a deserving case.
KUMB Writers’ Player Of The Season 2006
- Sunday, 21st May 2006
- Allan Cummings
Over the past few years the writers’ award has evolved from a simple average of the player marks awarded by our match reporters to a complex series of calculations designed to take into account appearances. Consistency over a long period is therefore rewarded at the expense of the one-off spectacular performance.
Amir formality for the King
- Thursday, 18th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
For out and out drama, you’ve got to love the Championship play-off final. Who could forget Charlton’s pulsating victory over Sunderland in the classic final of ‘98? Well sadly, my old man. In fact, if you see a small befuddled pensioner roaming the streets, you’ll be better off avoiding football trivia altogether, senility is no picnic.
FA Cup final: post match thoughts
- Tuesday, 16th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
Many ancient religions dictate a period of mourning after great loss. I have shaved my hair off, donned a sack and covered my scalp with ashes.
Proud of you
- Sunday, 14th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
It’s over. The waiting, the adrenalin flow, the buzz, the feeling of knowing you are in the Cup Final – and, the game. But what a game. Pat yourselves on the back West Ham. From everyone who was involved in this one event. From the club, the players and the supporters. Pat yourselves on the back for we showed the watching world what West Ham are all about.
Marlon, Hammer Reds and Pool Wails
- Thursday, 11th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
In the majority of cases, there is no truth in a supposed national stereotype. The Germans are not all methodical robots; the French are not all obnoxious and the Americans are certainly not all overweight, self important, unintelligent, tambourine banging losers who you’d rather cross the street from rather than risk the possibility of any form of social interaction.
Liverpool vs West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 11th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
Reasons to be cheerful
- Saturday, 6th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
What a fantastic season it has been for us all. For the first time in our history we have reached the Cup Final AND been in the top ten of the league at the same time. Added to this the fact that we have also qualified for Europe – and all in our first season back in the Premier League. Considering where we were in March 2005, it is incredible, simply incredible.
A nappy ending
- Friday, 5th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’ve never really understood the fascination with babies; they’re small, they’re ugly and they make absolutely no effort to participate in a coherent conversation.
West Ham United vs Tottenham Hotspur: match preview
- Thursday, 4th May 2006
- Allan Cummings
Right, I’ve been working my fingerprints to the bone this season, putting together these pearls of wisdom so that you can enter the ground, home or away, armed with information about the opposition. For the last game of the season, I’m going to indulge myself a little and be bold enough to write about my own team, partly as a small reward for spending too much time over the last nine months thinking about men in shorts and partly because the opposition are so inconsequential, they don’t warrant a mention.
West Bromwich Albion vs West Ham United: match preview
- Sunday, 30th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Ladies and Gentlemen, the end is in sight as we make our final Premiership road trip of the season. Monday night we are under the lights and in front of the cameras as we travel to the Hawthorns to play West Bromwich Albion as they bid farewell to the top flight.
Only tools and horses
- Thursday, 27th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Looking back on it, marriage was probably a mistake. It’s not the compulsory reduction in alcohol consumption that I object to, or the fact that I have to endure television programmes with the word ‘vampire’ in the title, it’s the awful inane football related comments that plague my very existence.
Lyall's legacy unfit for silence
- Monday, 24th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Without question yesterday's thrilling semi-final win over Middlesbrough was a fitting tribute to the recently departed 4th and 5th managers of West Ham United; Ron Greenwood and John Lyall. As Pardew rightfully suggested, perhaps the victory was "our destiny", and perhaps there was a hint of divine intervention from above in the way Chris Riggott fluffed his last minute opportunity from 6 yards.
Alan Pardew and British football
- Monday, 24th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
When I went to Wembley to see West Ham defeat TSV Munchen in the European Cup Winners Cup in 1965, ten of the team had been born in London - and most had come from the academy (the 11th had been born in Worcester).
West Ham United vs Liverpool: match preview
- Monday, 24th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
I have tried hard for the whole of this season to abstain from too many stereotypes as it just amounts to not bothering to find out the truth about our opponents.
KUMB Writers' Player of the Month: March 2006
- Friday, 21st April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Okay - I know we’re halfway through April, but our cup run and catching up with the postponed game at Old Trafford meant that there were no fewer than seven matches to take into consideration during March so adding up the figures took a little longer than usual!
Johnny Lyall's Greatest Hits
- Thursday, 20th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Former Hammers boss John Lyall sadly passed away earlier this week - but not before leaving supporters of West Ham United with many fantastic memories. Join us as we take a look at (arguably) the ten best Hammers games under Lyall ...
She’s got one hand in my pocket
- Thursday, 20th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds an acorn. I permed my five strongest fancies in doubles and upwards last week, in what proved to be the tastiest Canadian since Alanis Morissette.
Obituary: John Lyall
- Wednesday, 19th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
John Lyall was arguably West Ham United's most successful manager, and one of the Club's longest-serving employees. In a career which spanned 34 years at Upton Park, Lyall - the manager - won two FA Cups, achieved the Club's highest ever top-flight finish and reached finals in both the League Cup and the European Cup Winners Cup.
Middlesbrough vs West Ham United: match preview/s
- Monday, 17th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Middlesbrough vs West Ham (Premier League)
West Ham vs Middlesbrough (FA Cup Semi Final)
West Ham United v Manchester City: KUMB match preview
- Saturday, 15th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Normal service is resumed this week as we face an Easter Saturday 3pm kick off in the Premiership away from the glare of the TV cameras. We welcome Manchester City to the Boleyn in what we all hope will be a repeat of the scoreline that took place in the FA Cup three weeks ago.
The pair of the Drog
- Thursday, 13th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
The press boys have had a field day reporting on Wayne Rooney’s gambling losses this week, it’s easy for them to pontificate about betting responsibly, but I refuse to condemn the big lad, I too have wasted money on an old dog or two.
Chelsea vs West Ham United: match preview
- Saturday, 8th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
On Sunday lunchtime we forfeit the right to laze about in bed with the missus (or Mr) and a big newspaper and instead jump on the District line as we head West to Stamford Bridge. A 12pm, alcohol free start awaits as we take on Spartak Chelsea.
Cesc, Drogs and Rock and Roll
- Saturday, 8th April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Working on a Sunday is comparable to sleeping with the wife, it occurs rarely and it’s never enjoyable.
West Ham United vs Charlton Athletic: match preview
- Saturday, 1st April 2006
- Allan Cummings
Sunday afternoon, it is back on our manor for a Sky Sports dictated feast of football, a Super Sunday Special as we take on our closest neighbours, Charlton Athletic. A 4pm kick off awaits in what could well turn out to be a FA Cup Semi Final rehearsal.
CJ latest - updates no.8&9
- Tuesday, 28th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte ‘CJ’ Adams is KUMB’s very own official mascot.
Manchester United vs West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 28th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
It almost hasn’t seemed worthwhile coming home over the last few weeks because as soon as you get back in, it’s time for yet another trip to the North West. Following our excursions to Bolton, Man Ciddy and Wigan in recent weeks, we make the final trip of the seasons to that corner of the country with a jaunt to Old Trafford to take on Man Yoo on Wednesday night.
Wigan Athletic v West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 24th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
Normal service should be resumed this weekend as we have a Saturday 3pm kick off, after having been allowed to rest for nearly a week, before the next leg of our fight for Premiership survival. We make the long trip to Wigan to take on last year’s Runners Up of the Championship, Wigan Athletic.
Manchester City vs West Ham United: match preview
- Monday, 20th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
It hardly seems like yesterday since we were playing our FA Cup Fifth round replay with Fat Sam’s mob, the game still fresh in the memory. That particular night taught us a few lessons, firstly that Fat Sam is probably not the people’s choice to succeed Sven, that the West Ham academy footballing policy is so ingrained within the club that even the ballboys can play a bit when you need them to and it also appears that flares are back. It also re-affirmed a fact that I often repeat, Marlon quite likes scoring on the telly, (though goal number 50 in a West Ham shirt suggests that he likes scoring full stop).
It’s a war for four, send in the Gunners
- Friday, 17th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
A psychic once predicted that I’d marry a small, blonde, beautiful woman, which proved to be wrong, wrong, wrong and the jury’s out. As a result of that experience, I’m a confirmed eyebrow raiser whenever the subject of the paranormal is raised, but even i can appreciate the sense of déjà vu emanating from the greatest competition in World football, the Premiership.
West Ham United vs Portsmouth: match preview
- Friday, 17th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
After the cup exertions of midweek, we are back to the Boleyn for a Premiership clash with one of the few clubs in the country that can get away with calling us, “Dirty, Northern Bastards” (though I’m sure there won’t be the need). The visitors are Harry Redknapp’s Portsmouth and Saturday 3pm is show time.
Bolton Wanderers vs West Ham United: match preview(s)
- Friday, 10th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
Our opponents for our next two games need no introduction as we make a trip to the North West for our next Premiership game and return to the Boleyn for an FA Cup fifth round replay in front of the BBC cameras.
CJ latest - update no.7
- Sunday, 5th March 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte ‘CJ’ Adams is KUMB’s very own official mascot.
KUMB Writers’ Player Of The Month February 2006
- Thursday, 2nd March 2006
- Allan Cummings
We were a match short this February, this being caused by Man Utd being too busy with the Carling Cup on the last Saturday of the season. It was, however, a decent month results-wise with a record-equalling 7 match winning streak coming to an end in front of 6,000 Hammers, two Bolton supporters and a whippet at the Reebok Stadium.
West Ham United v Everton: match preview
- Thursday, 2nd March 2006
- Allan Cummings
After our week’s sabbatical, we return to life in the top flight with a 3pm Saturday kick off against Everton. Our opponents currently lie four places and five points below us in the league, in 12th place.
Smudge not, lest ye be Smudged
- Wednesday, 1st March 2006
- Allan Cummings
Throughout history, if a cause is powerful enough, people will unite to make the World a better place.
CJ latest - update no.6
- Monday, 27th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte ‘CJ’ Adams is KUMB’s very own official mascot.
The jewell of denial
- Thursday, 23rd February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Here’s a question for al you deep thinkers. Can a fairytale really have a happy ending?
Colours
- Tuesday, 21st February 2006
- Allan Cummings
There is popular West Ham folklore to the effect that West Ham's claret and blue colours were taken directly from Aston Villa on formation as West Ham United in August 1900, due to the success of Villa at that time, league champions in 1899. I hope to persuade in this article that while the Villa kit might well have been obtained, the reason for this was far more likely to be attributable to in-house factors than any admiration of The Villans.
CJ latest - update no.5
- Sunday, 19th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte ‘CJ’ Adams is KUMB’s very own official mascot.
Bolton Wanderers vs West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 16th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
We can relax this weekend and forget about the rigours of scrapping for survival in the big league as a newly promoted club and enjoy the Fifth Round of the FA Challenge Cup. I say enjoy but we do have one of the hardest ties, away to the Wanderers of T’Bolton.
Give the Neville his due
- Thursday, 16th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Much like “Mike Riley waves away United’s penalty appeal,” or “Robbie Savage saved him from being booked there,” the phrase “Good old Gary Neville” is rarer than a Peter Crouch screamer. But thanks to Gary’s recent jig in front of the Scouse supporters, the match between Liverpool and Man U will now be tastier than a chicken madras after seven pints of lager.
CJ latest - update no.4
- Tuesday, 14th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte ‘CJ’ Adams is KUMB’s very own official mascot.
West Ham United vs Birmingham City: match preview
- Monday, 13th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Another Super Monday night under the lights (if they work) and in front of the nation’s armchair sportsfans beckons as we welcome our visitors from Birmingham City for a Premiership encounter. I recall Frank Skinner mentioning that one of our opponents chants was “Sh*t on the Villa”, which meant he would not really fancy going on holiday with them.
KUMB Writers’ Player Of The Month January 2006
- Friday, 10th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Five matches made up January’s fixture list. A slight wobble at the start of the year when we lost at home to Chelsea was followed by straight wins against Norwich (Cup), Villa, Fulham and Blackburn.
Rob ‘n Peter to slay Paul
- Friday, 10th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
I’ll be honest with you all, I am not, nor have ever been, a practicing doctor. However, I know a case of robsavitis when I see it, a medical condition that makes you collapse for no apparent reason. Arjen Robben is the latest high profile sufferer, hopefully he’ll recover in time to face a freefalling Boro.
Ron Greenwood 1921-2006
- Thursday, 9th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Ron Greenwood was born in Burnley in 1921. At the age of 10 the family upped sticks and moved down to London .The son of a painter, he was apprenticed as a youngster to a firm of signwriters – some of his handiwork ended up in Wembley Stadium of all places. As a player he attracted the attention of Chelsea who signed him in 1940 only for more pressing matters in Europe to see him drafted into the RAF.
CJ – Latest News!
- Thursday, 9th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte CJ Adams is KUMB’s very own official mascot. 13 year-old CJ was recently diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukaemia. The treatment is tough but, as you will read, CJ is battling bravely. CJ’s Dad Paul sent us this update earlier this week:
The first and last Englishmen
- Thursday, 9th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
The West Ham United Cup Winners Cup team of 1964-5 was the last all English side to win a European trophy. Indeed most of the 16 players used in the nine games the Hammers played in the 1964-65 tournament were from East London and the Irons ‘home county’ of Essex.
CJ – Latest News
- Monday, 6th February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte “CJ” Adams is kumb’s very own mascot. 13 year-old CJ is suffering from Acute Lymphoblastic Leukaemia and is currently undergoing a tough course of treatment.
West Ham v Sunderland: match preview
- Friday, 3rd February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Believe it or not, this is the biggest game of the week. Last Saturday was the distraction of the cup and I told you last week that we might as well write off the game at Highbury as a non starter and focus on the all important six pointer, home to bottom of the league, Sunderland.
Fans forum - 2nd February 2006
- Friday, 3rd February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Last night saw the latest fans forum held at The Boleyn Ground, where supporters are invited to meet club officials for an informal chat.
The Gram of God
- Thursday, 2nd February 2006
- Allan Cummings
Beating the bookies is an enjoyable pastime, but is there more to life? Recently, I’ve felt an urge to discover a deeper meaning to my existence, leading me to conduct a little research in the field of religion and spirituality, in search of enlightenment, in search of God.
Arsenal v West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 31st January 2006
- Allan Cummings
On Wednesday night, we head North for a chance to take on one of the big three in a London derby, under the lights and in front of the cameras. Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s Arsenal away.
The idea process
- Monday, 30th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Numerous comments to the effect of ‘why hasn’t Alan Pardew identified and sorted out suitable players long before this last minute transfer window panic,’ have been made in recent weeks. So we asked a professional manager how he goes about identifying, and trying to sign, new players ...
CJ – Latest News!
- Sunday, 29th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Charlotte “CJ” Adams is KUMB ’s very own mascot. 13 year-old CJ is suffering from Acute Lymphoblastic Leukaemia and is currently undergoing a tough course of treatment.
West Ham United vs Blackburn Rovers: match preview
- Thursday, 26th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Following Monday night’s demonstration of precision finishing, we take a short break from the rigours of Premiership survival and welcome the Rovers of Blackburn to the Boleyn for an FA Cup Fourth Round tie.
KUMB Adopts CJ!
- Thursday, 26th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
When someone recently started a thread on our discussion forum entitled “The Worst Day Of My Life” the usual sorry tales of hangovers, failed exams and parking tickets were not long in appearing.
39 and counting
- Thursday, 26th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
How many players do you think Alan Pardew has signed since succeeding Trevor Brooking as West Ham's manager in October 2003? 20? 25? 30 even?
Trust in youth
- Wednesday, 25th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Before a ball was even kicked in this 2005/06 season; many envious glances were being cast over White Hart Lane and the squad Martin Jol had assembled. The players were largely young, full of potential, British and cherry-picked from other clubs. Robinson from Leeds, Dawson from Forest, Jenas from Newcastle and Defoe from West Ham to name four. And despite two cup exits to lower league sides and this season’s finishing line still some way off, Tottenham look well placed to benefit from such a policy and finish in the Champions League places while also securing their best league finish in over a decade.
West Ham United vs Fulham: match preview
- Sunday, 22nd January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Monday night it’s all back to the Boleyn for our next Premiership London derby. It’s been a three week absence since the defeat by the Russian Mafia and now we get chance to try our luck against their West London neighbours, Fulham.
Aston Villa vs West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 12th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
With Michael Barrymore back in the headlines, it seems fitting to ask the famous question, “Top, middle or bottom?” This week we play the middle of all middle teams, middle of the country, middle of the table (not just at the moment but throughout the recent past, they have finished between 6th and 16th in the last eight seasons) as we travel to play the Villain's of Aston.
KUMB Writers’ Player Of The Month December 2005
- Sunday, 8th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
After a November which saw us play a paltry three matches due to the international break, the fixture computer went beserk and saw us play no fewer than SEVEN matches. One of these was the rearranged match at Everton who had been otherwise engaged on Champions League business back in August when the match was originally due to be played. No, really they were.
ESM's (belated) 2005 Annual
- Friday, 6th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Regular readers of KUMB will be well acquainted with our valiant match reporter, East Stand Martin.
Norwich City vs West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 5th January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Before we get on to the business of Saturday’s opponents, may I just take a moment to declare my admiration for the FA Cup competition. The 3rd round of the cup comes in the most depressing month of the year and it is a welcome distraction from returning to work, the miserable weather and the post Christmas credit card bill declaring that you are going to be polo for about the next three months.
Gnome’s Festive Diary
- Tuesday, 3rd January 2006
- Allan Cummings
Having spent Christmas with the folks, we return to London where we are joined by the other half’s teenage son.
West Ham United vs Chelsea: match preview
- Monday, 2nd January 2006
- Allan Cummings
With all the festivities out of the way, we can resume the hostilities as we welcome that small team from Fulham to the East End of London. In front of a packed house and the Sky cameras, West Ham take on Chelsea for a 12.45pm kick off.
The Gazza Strip
- Saturday, 31st December 2005
- Allan Cummings
Contrary to popular belief, it’s not all parties and yachts when you’re a Premiership footballer. At this time of year, most players will face up to four matches in seven days, a schedule so tough, Wayne Rooney will be up and down the motorway, living off cold turkey sandwiches. He refuses to moan though, he enjoys an old bird. Man U are unbeaten in nine matches in the league, they’re a must bet at 4/11 at home to Bolton.
Charlton Athletic vs West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 30th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
By now, no doubt, a number of Premiership managers and players will be bemoaning the Christmas fixture chaos. Whilst they have, to a certain extent, my sympathy, please consider that the football writing fraternity and the overdrive that we are under. I am at risk of developing RSI, all of my stats are out of date and I am in danger of losing sight of the opposing team let alone who is playing for them. To the Valley then, for New Year’s Eve.
2005 in review
- Wednesday, 28th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
2005, a year of highs and lows ... join KUMB as we take a look back at the best - and worst - of the last 12 months.
West Ham United vs Wigan Athletic: match preview
- Wednesday, 28th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
Wednesday 28th December sees us meet up with old adversaries, Wigan Athletic, for the next leg of our Premiership adventure. Many people predicted that Wigan and ourselves would be in similar league positions this year but perhaps 10 places lower in the league. However, both clubs have been an advert for gung ho attacking football and have been winning plaudits (and a few games) all season.
Walking in a win to Sunderland
- Saturday, 24th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
You’ve got to be tough with kids, my littlest one threw a strop last week when I didn’t lavish enough praise on him after he sent me a Christmas card. As a result of the little man’s naughtiness, his letter to Santa asking for a puppy, a train set and Rob McCaffrey to stop screaming, “What’s he like!” will now go unanswered.
Portsmouth vs West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 23rd December 2005
- Allan Cummings
For the first time since 1999, the fixture list has given us a Boxing Day away from the Boleyn as we travel to Fratton Park to take on Pompey. It will be the perfect chance to give your new Christmas cds a spin on the journey south.
The Wenger Boys vs. Michael Hackson
- Friday, 16th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
Jose Mourinho is like Marmite, his adverts are very annoying. Arsene Wenger is certainly not a lover of the special one, he threatened to sue Jose for an outrageous ‘voyeur’ slur earlier in the year, Mourinho retaliated by threatening to whip out his dossier. With clear animosity between the managers, Arsenal v Chelsea is a potential cracker.
West Ham United vs Newcastle United: match preview
- Thursday, 15th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
After 20 days on the road, we get back to the Boleyn this week for the official game before Christmas. We welcome our visitors for the afternoon, Newcastle United, for the return match after our goalless draw in the North East in August.
Everton vs West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 13th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
After Wednesday night we can stop crowing about our game in hand as we would have played it; the fixture against Everton was supposed to take place in August but was re-arranged due to their short lived European adventure. Therefore, we get an away fixture at Goodison Park midweek in December.
Blackburn Rovers vs West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 8th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
We are midway through our Northern trilogy, so once again we dust off the winter coats, fire up the sat nav and be prepared to travel. At that ridiculous kick off time of 3pm on a Saturday we face Blackburn Rovers at Ewood Park.
KUMB Writers’ Player Of The Month: November 2005
- Sunday, 4th December 2005
- Allan Cummings
This was a shorter month than usual thanks to the international break which saw October’s player of the month Paul Konchesky resume his international career once Sven had worked out that a decent left back playing regularly for his club might just be a better bet than a poor one who hadn’t played for two years.
Birmingham City vs West Ham United: match preview
- Thursday, 1st December 2005
- Allan Cummings
Rupert Murdoch has decreed that this weekend that all West Ham supporters should be given the weekend off. It is of course the perfect opportunity to get down to Lakeside and get those Christmas presents, perhaps a knitted loo roll holder for your Great Aunt or a nasal hair plucker for the mother-in-law. Once that is out of the way, its Monday night football as Birmingham City await us at St Andrews.
A tutu thriller
- Thursday, 1st December 2005
- Allan Cummings
I’m no stranger to pain; I once watched all of Soccer AM. The feeling of hopelessness I experienced that day is similar to the distress that Manchester United supporters now feel, as they face a future without Roy Keane.
West Ham United vs Manchester United: match preview
- Thursday, 24th November 2005
- Allan Cummings
Its all back to the Boleyn at the weekend for our second successive Sunday game, Teddy’s second game in a row against one of his old teams and a fair chance that the name Ferdinand will appear in the Monday headlines again. It’s a four o’ clock kick off in front of a full house and the Sky cameras as we continue our Premiership adventure.
Science is Goalden
- Thursday, 24th November 2005
- Allan Cummings
The definition of happiness is spending time with the one you love; for me, that’s the television. Having accidentally flicked on to a science channel, I was intrigued by the following question, “What came first, the chicken or the egg?”
The Talk of the Toon
- Thursday, 17th November 2005
- Allan Cummings
A few years ago, you couldn’t turn the television on without hearing Bob Hoskins say, “It’s good to talk”, Jose Mourinho may not be a chubby Cockney, but he shares Bob’s love of the spoken word.
Tottenham Hotspur vs West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 16th November 2005
- Allan Cummings
With less than 40 days to Christmas, the officers of the Metropolitan Police have worked out this would be a good weekend for a bit of Sabbath overtime. Therefore, on Sunday lunchtime, West Ham and a few hundred robocops head to N17, where the Irons seek their 15th competitive victory at White Hart Lane.
Becks, Rugs and Rock and Roll
- Thursday, 10th November 2005
- Allan Cummings
We’ve all heard the expression, ‘It could be a war out there’, when Argentina play England at football; it’s not a cliché, it’s a valid prediction.
Love him or hate him – we need him
- Tuesday, 8th November 2005
- Allan Cummings
If you were survey a thousand West Ham fans and ask which team they dislike most; the strong likelihood would be they consisted and made a top three, in varying degrees of order, of Millwall, Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United.
KUMB Writers’ Player Of The Month October 2005
- Friday, 4th November 2005
- Allan Cummings
The marks have been totted up and the race for the coveted KUMB Writers’ Award is well and truly under way. After the team’s excellent start to the season things have settled down a bit.
The bubble boy
- Thursday, 3rd November 2005
- Allan Cummings
Even a betting genius can occasionally have a bad week. After receiving an ultimatum from the wife, “It’s either betting or me.” I immediately had a lumpy bet on Chelsea to beat Betis. To make matters even worse, the threat turned out to be very much like the wife; idle.
West Ham vs West Bromwich Albion: match preview
- Wednesday, 2nd November 2005
- Allan Cummings
You know that the opposition is pretty poor when you get allocated a 3pm kick off on a Saturday afternoon. This week we welcome the Baggies, West Brom to the Boleyn for our next stage of our Premier League adventure.
Killing me softly…..with Boumsong
- Friday, 28th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
The pen is mightier than the sword, but definitely not in the hands of a Frenchman. As a result of Arsenal’s hilarious spot-kick, Thierry Henry is now responsible for the remainder of the Gunners’ penalties. The showboat capsized spectacularly, but it’s the bookies that will be turned over; back the French genius to be top Premiership goal scorer at 4/1.
Liverpool vs West Ham United: match preview
- Friday, 28th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
Here we go again, Saturday means back in the minibus for a trip to Liverpool as we take on the Champions of Europe in the Premier League. Our inability to win at Anfield has been well documented, I am sure that you are all aware that the last time we won there was in 1963. To put the length of time into perspective, in 1963, Stevie Wonder released his first album and the Great Train Robbery took place.
Bolton Wanderers vs West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 25th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
After defeating Wednesday on a Tuesday, we face the Trotters on a Wednesday, a midweek trip to the Reebok stadium for the third round of the weak lager cup. We have arrived here by virtue of defeating Sheffield Wednesday in the second round, 4-2. Most people will remember Zamora’s second goal, a 30 yard lob converted with apparent ease but Dailly also converted a bullet header and Bellion a cool finish for a good attacking performance.
West Ham United vs Middlesbrough: match preview
- Thursday, 20th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
After a month on international duty and on the road, we all get to bundle back to the Boleyn this weekend to play hosts to Middlesbrough. As we are trying hard to avoid an unfashionable Saturday 3pm kick off, this game takes place on a Sunday, though as a consequence of our guests UEFA cup game rather than because of a Sky executive decision.
Three go missing in Manchester
- Tuesday, 18th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
So the first away defeat has arrived. It’s a couple of weeks late, even the most ardent West Ham supporter would surely agree, having stolen a point at the Stadium of Light with Yossi Benayoun playing the ‘get out of jail’ card perfectly with a classy finish.
The Moody Blues
- Thursday, 13th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
As a child, I quickly came to terms with the concept of a caterpillar evolving into a butterfly. As an adult, I accepted the wife’s monthly tendency to turn into a raging psychopath, before reverting back to the more placid psychopath she would normally be. As a betting genius, I find Everton’s transformation from Champions League participants into Sunday League cloggers more difficult to comprehend.
Manchester City v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 12th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
Whilst the rest of the nation are settling down to a Sunday roast, we resume our quest for Premiership survival with our first ever trip to the City of Manchester Stadium.
Ramsay's Treat
- Thursday, 6th October 2005
- Allan Cummings
I'm not one for jumping on band-wagons, or any wooden form of transport, but Sven has made mistakes in the last couple of games that need to be rectified.
Can't buy me love, by the Beat All's
- Thursday, 29th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
In life, I have two goals (that's one more than Djibril Cisse); to see world peace in my lifetime, and to make a consistent profit on football betting. Unfortunately, only one of my goals is achievable.
Sunderland v West Ham United: match preview
- Tuesday, 27th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
Any West Ham supporter attending all the games this season could be forgiven for thinking that Premier League is based exclusively in the North East or in London as we thumb a lift to the Stadium of Lightfor Saturday teatime.
KUMB Writers’ Awards 2005/06 - Aug/Sept results
- Monday, 26th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce the return of its much coveted annual Writers’ awards. Back for their fifth season, the awards are based on the marks out of ten that are awarded each week by our match reporters. For this season we’ve added another element to the awards as we introduce the inaugural KUMB Player Of The Month award – do we spoil you or what?
The Good Book
- Thursday, 22nd September 2005
- Allan Cummings
The Premiership is universally touted as the greatest league in the World, yet the football played this season is comparable to sex between old people; exciting for the participants, but the neutral has no real interest.
West Ham United vs Arsenal: match preview
- Wednesday, 21st September 2005
- Allan Cummings
The City of London covers 617 square miles and has a population of nearly 7 million people. It is a vibrant and multicultural metropolis where people from all over the world settle to live, to trade to work and to discover the attractions of the city.
Sheffield Weds v West Ham: match preview
- Monday, 19th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
So the first cup tie of the season sees us at Wednesday on a Tuesday for the second round of the Carling Cup.
The beer hunter
- Friday, 16th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
At the start of the season, one firm offered odds on which was more likely to occur, Charlton will play Chelsea in a top of the table encounter or Robbie Savage will win 'Player's player of the year'.
Fulham v West Ham United: match preview
- Wednesday, 14th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
This Saturday sees the first of two back to back Lahndan derbies as we travel to Craven Cottage to play the Cottagers.
West Ham v Aston Villa: match preview
- Sunday, 11th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
Monday 12th September is the date for our first home fixture under the lights, as we play host to the Villa, live on Sky Sports.
Them belly full but we hungry
- Saturday, 10th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
There have been many debates about how all-seater stadiums have deadened the atmosphere at football grounds, particularly those in the Premier league, since the Taylor report.
Conferring, referring and undoubted porridge stirring
- Friday, 9th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
Some men dream of wealth, others cherish power. I however, have a thirst for knowledge. (And lager.) In order to complete my quest for a greater understanding of life's complexities, the following questions need to be asked.
A 'kangaroo shagger' writes ...
- Tuesday, 6th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
I write from a West Ham enclave in deepest darkest Australia.
Goodbye, Mr Lomas
- Tuesday, 6th September 2005
- Allan Cummings
So two years down the line I have once again been trawling the web without the constant reminder that we have dropped off the footballing radar.
The Lexi Alexander interview
- Tuesday, 30th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
Lexi Alexander is the director of Green Street, the new film about a fictional West Ham firm. KUMB.com gave her a call and introduced ourselves. “I think I’ve been on KUMB,” says Lexi. “I’ve got quite a bit of abuse on there, or at least the film has.” Not the best start, but it gets much better…
Easy money, follow the Psycho path
- Friday, 26th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
Betting on football is a lot like living with a woman, there are always an incredible amount of rules you have to follow to make the experience pleasurable.
West Ham v Bolton Wanderers - match preview
- Wednesday, 24th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
This week sees us back at the Boleyn for the visit of Bolton Wanderers for our next Premier League encounter.
A pro-manager writes: in defence of Sven-Goran Eriksson
- Friday, 19th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
Is Sven really the only one to blame after this week's result? Of course not.
Twigs, Giggs and silk wearing pigs
- Friday, 19th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
There's an old Chinese proverb that wisely states, 'Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day; give him twelve cans of lager, and he'll think that Chelsea are a decent bet at home to Arsenal.'
Newcastle v West Ham - match preview
- Tuesday, 16th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
The Premiership computer has thrown up our first ha’way game of the season up the road at St James Park for an afternoon of entertainment with Newcastle United.
West Ham v Blackburn - match preview
- Wednesday, 10th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
Saturday 13th August sees a visit to the Boleyn ground of T’Rovers of Blackburn for the opening day of the Premiership campaign.
The Toon, a Loon and a Man on the Moon
- Tuesday, 9th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
KUMB welcomes back regular columnist and tip-top tipster Gerry McDonnell for the new season.
Post Osasuna thoughts
- Sunday, 7th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
I’ve got to admit that I was not exactly overjoyed about nipping down to Upton Park today with the prospect of a top day’s test cricket on the telly.
Green Street the movie - review
- Saturday, 6th August 2005
- Allan Cummings
When news broke that Elijah Wood was coming to Upton Park to shoot his latest film, there was a certain amount of excitement.
To the Premiership
- Monday, 27th June 2005
- Allan Cummings
The release of the fixtures this week completes stage two of Premiership Reality for West Ham.
Memories of Cardiff
- Sunday, 12th June 2005
- Allan Cummings
Ever since we beat Ipswich in the play-off semi-final my whole life was focused on Monday May 30th.
It's all in West Ham’s hands
- Monday, 6th June 2005
- Allan Cummings
With promotion, 20 million pounds in pocket and some of the most promising and exciting young English talents in the squad, West Ham now face a golden opportunity to become a credible force in the Premier League next season.
The return of the Bob
- Saturday, 4th June 2005
- Allan Cummings
After some considerable absence Bobby Upper Bobby is back on KUMB with his new Popbitch-stylee round-up of the latest news and topical debate. Read on ...
KUMB Writers Award 2004/05 – Jimmy Walks it!
- Friday, 3rd June 2005
- Allan Cummings
The 2004/05 KUMB Writers award has been won by Jimmy Walker.
ESM's Cardiff preview
- Sunday, 29th May 2005
- Allan Cummings
It’s almost time to make that dreaded trip into the Principality again and to be honest the nerves are jangling like Big Ron’s bracelets.
The Brooking interview
- Saturday, 28th May 2005
- Allan Cummings
KUMB member James Clark - a staff writer with The Press of Atlantic City (N.J.) - spoke to Trevor Brooking (who is in Chicago with the England national team as they prepare for Saturday's friendly against the United States at Soldier Field) on Friday afternoon.
"I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be ..."
- Thursday, 26th May 2005
- Allan Cummings
"Preston 0, West Ham 3" - or so they sang on the way to Wembley, on May 2nd, 1964 as the-then first division Hammers prepared to face second division Preston in the FA Cup Final.
Mourinho’s got a point
- Thursday, 26th May 2005
- Allan Cummings
As West Ham embark on what is destined to be a very hard fought Championship play-off final against Preston at the Millennium stadium in Cardiff this coming bank holiday Monday, perhaps it is time to reflect and predict what has/may happen in football and how pressure and money is affecting the game itself.
Remember the LMO
- Friday, 20th May 2005
- Allan Cummings
Hippies have Woodstock, nerds have Star Wars and bookmakers have the FA Cup final. Millions will be won and lost on the footballing highlight of the year, a face to face showdown between two great teams who aren't on each others Christmas card list.
Bradford - 20 years on
- Wednesday, 11th May 2005
- Allan Cummings
11th May is a day that all football fans should never forget, it is the day that 56 people, young and old perished in the terrible fire at Valley Parade, Bradford. In addition to the 56 that lost their lives there were over 260 injuries – it was the worst fire disaster in the history of British football.
The Bill Gardner interview
- Sunday, 1st May 2005
- Allan Cummings
Prior to the recent launch party for Bill Gardner's new book - 'Good Afternoon Gentlemen, The Name's Bill Gardner' (Blake Publishing) - KUMB caught up with Bill and co-author Cass Pennant for a quick chat. Firing the questions for KUMB was Graeme Howlett.
The running man - part two
- Sunday, 1st May 2005
- Allan Cummings
Prior to the recent fixture with Millwall at Upton Park KUMB caught up with former Olympic athlete and relay World Champion Kriss Akabusi, a West Stand season ticket holder and regular attendee at away fixtures, for a quick chat.
Post-Sunderland thoughts
- Saturday, 30th April 2005
- Allan Cummings
I'm not going to write a match report as just about everybody would have seen that game for themselves.
My Time At West Ham. By Terry Brown.
- Wednesday, 27th April 2005
- Allan Cummings
Over recent times there has been a lot of speculation about the future of West Ham United and in particular my personal role in that. Normally, I take a back seat position as far as public statements are concerned in these sort of things – preferring to let it all blow over, like it always does.
Snooze papers and terror text
- Wednesday, 27th April 2005
- Allan Cummings
Once upon a time, when I was just a little betting genius, I first discovered the phrase, 'Do not believe everything you read.' That advice is as relevant today as it was back then.
The running man - part one
- Wednesday, 20th April 2005
- Allan Cummings
Prior to the recent fixture with Millwall at Upton Park KUMB caught up with former Olympic athlete and relay World Champion Kriss Akabusi, a West Stand season ticket holder and regular attendee at away fixtures, for a quick chat.
KUMB Writers Award 2004/05 - Noble closes on Teddy
- Thursday, 7th April 2005
- Allan Cummings
Young Edward Sheringham continues his spell in first place for the 4th annual KUMB Writers award.
The thriller in Camilla
- Thursday, 7th April 2005
- Allan Cummings
William Shakespeare famously wrote, "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Believe
- Sunday, 3rd April 2005
- Allan Cummings
Since Anton Ferdinand and Elliott Ward were partnered together in the centre of defence, we have played three games only winning one of them.
Rooney, the student and Muff
- Thursday, 24th March 2005
- Allan Cummings
As much as I love the World Cup, I can't for the life of me work out why a pointless qualifier against Northern Ireland should take precedent over the domestic programme. Being a visionary, I have a solution to the problem.
The Beatles, Plutarch and Gerry McDonnell
- Saturday, 19th March 2005
- Allan Cummings
KUMB welcomes aboard online tipster Gerry McDonnell who'll be bringing us his thoughts on the big games each week.
Pardew’s time
- Saturday, 19th March 2005
- Allan Cummings
These are troubled times for West Ham. Expectations are high – returns are poor.
KUMB Writers Award 2004/05 - Steve soars but Teddy still tops!
- Thursday, 10th March 2005
- Allan Cummings
Young Edward Sheringham still leads the race for the 4th annual KUMB Writers’ Award as at the close of February.
Bondholders meeting - 25 February 2005
- Friday, 25th February 2005
- Allan Cummings
I went to the Bond Holders meeting last night, in fact I worked out that I hadn't been to one since Harry Redknapp was in charge - and that took place in the old West Stand.
Fans Forum - 21st February 2005
- Tuesday, 22nd February 2005
- Allan Cummings
I asked with regard to ticket prices and attendances, would the club be better off - particularly for cup games - reducing ticket prices so they get 30,000 rather than the 19,000 for the Sheffield United cup game. A few nodded heads from the fans, and a couple said they didn't care what the price was - more important was the quality of football.
West Ham United iFC
- Sunday, 20th February 2005
- Allan Cummings
Want to play for West Ham? Then read on ...
KUMB Writers Award 2004/05 – Teddy still in front
- Tuesday, 15th February 2005
- Allan Cummings
As, results-wise, a somewhat disappointing January came to a close, Teddy Sheringham remains in the lead for the 2004/05 KUMB Writers Award. Young Edward’s average score of 6.58 keeps him ahead of Nigel Reo-Coker in second place on 6.50, Marlon Harewood on 6.47 in third and Tomas Repka on 6.40 in fourth place.
West Ham United - RIP
- Monday, 14th February 2005
- Allan Cummings
For me, West Ham was born around the same time as my own 6th birthday, when I started to support them from the far-flung ‘airport’ of Farnborough in Hampshire.
Reverse psychology to take hold at West Ham?
- Thursday, 27th January 2005
- Allan Cummings
I would suggest that West Ham are directionless at the moment if only for the simple fact that there is a direction they are going in and that’s down the Championship table.
More from the fans forum - 24th January 2005
- Wednesday, 26th January 2005
- Allan Cummings
My club doesn’t care about me. It doesn’t care about its future either. Don’t you think?
Reasons to be cheerful?
- Wednesday, 26th January 2005
- Allan Cummings
I attended the fans forum on Monday night and in addition to the points already noted I thought it was maybe worth just adding a few more and clearing up the general atmosphere of the whole night.
Fans Forum - 24th January 2005
- Tuesday, 25th January 2005
- Allan Cummings
I attended the West Ham forum last night and thought the following notes may be of interest to fellow supporters.
KUMB Writers Awards 2004/05 – December Update
- Sunday, 9th January 2005
- Allan Cummings
As 2004 draws to a close, Teddy Sheringham has moved to the top of the table in the race for the 2004/05 KUMB Writers Award.
In defence of Pardew?
- Sunday, 2nd January 2005
- Allan Cummings
Much has been made recently of West Ham's inconsistency this season - with the blame being placed squarely upon the shoulders of manager Alan Pardew.
Just Like My Dream ...
- Friday, 31st December 2004
- Allan Cummings
This genuinely happened to me last night, though I've obviously embellished some parts:
Laptop, Laptop on the desk, will we succeed in our promotion quest?
- Monday, 27th December 2004
- Allan Cummings
The following article is intended to add a little statistical analysis to the recent fortunes of West Ham United’s footballing performances and try to establish the likelihood of the team returning to the Premiership in May 2005.
The Terence Brown interview
- Monday, 27th December 2004
- Allan Cummings
The recent statements by Terry Brown in the local press illustrates precisely why he and the board are the problem rather than the solution.
ESM's Christmas Annual 2004
- Sunday, 19th December 2004
- Allan Cummings
Regular readers of KUMB will be well acquainted with one of our valiant match reporters, East Stand Martin.
Fans Forum 2: 14 December 2004
- Sunday, 19th December 2004
- Allan Cummings
The club held the second of its fans forums at the Boleyn. As with the first forum the event was hosted by the club's Managing Director Paul Aldridge and Finance Director Nick Igoe who dealt with a wide range of questions from about twenty fans, including yours truly who frantically scribbled as much of the proceedings down as possible. Here's what I managed to decipher from my scribbles:
KUMB Writers Awards 2004/05 – November Update
- Sunday, 5th December 2004
- Allan Cummings
Nigel Reo-Coker hangs on to his position at the top of the race to the probably-not-at-all-coveted KUMB Writers Award.
The legacy of over-achievement
- Thursday, 25th November 2004
- Allan Cummings
I was browsing round the net today and stumbled across the following website:
The case for Pardew
- Tuesday, 23rd November 2004
- Allan Cummings
Using the non-saleable, highly paid assets available, Alan Pardew has maintained the likes of Christian Dailly, Tomas Repka, Steve Lomas, Don Hutchison. These four players alone make up £5,000,000 of the annual £12,000,000 wage bill which clouds the Boleyn.
Fans forum - 16th November 2004
- Wednesday, 17th November 2004
- Allan Cummings
I had the pleasure of being selected for the first Fans Forum (under the current regime) and set off to the Boleyn not quite knowing what to expect from the evening.
Brighton reflections
- Monday, 15th November 2004
- Allan Cummings
OLAS editor Gary Firmager reflects on the defeat against Brighton and what it means to our season as a whole.
KUMB Writers Awards 2004/05 - October Update
- Wednesday, 3rd November 2004
- Allan Cummings
Well things are beginning to settle down now in the race for the coveted (it says here) KUMB Writers Award.
2003/04 accounts - in laymans terms
- Tuesday, 2nd November 2004
- Allan Cummings
The headline figure that the board will boast is the operating profit of £11m.
Not for a second
- Tuesday, 2nd November 2004
- Allan Cummings
We’re 1-0 down in injury time having more than matched a team who get ten times the column inches (and have ten times the ego) than we do. Corner comes in and Anton nails it with his head.
Not for all the tea in China
- Saturday, 30th October 2004
- Allan Cummings
Just over three days have passed now since we were dumped out of the Carling Cup by a relatively easy goal, scored by a man who had previously not been able to find the net since his signing in the summer.
You just haven't earned it yet, baby
- Monday, 18th October 2004
- Allan Cummings
The latest instalment of KUMB editor Graeme Howlett's weekly column for OLAS, the number one Hammers fanzine.
Frustration
- Monday, 4th October 2004
- Allan Cummings
I still can’t believe we only took the one point from the games at Forest and Derby. The performances overall were worthy of all six, but it’s no good saying that because reality shows things very different.
KUMB Writers Awards 2004/05
- Thursday, 30th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
It all started a few seasons ago when an insomniac Gnome sat at his PC at 3am and looked back over the season's match reports.
The money and the glory
- Wednesday, 29th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
There have been a few discussions on KUMB recently about the prospects of West Ham United should they be promoted to the premier league but also questions have been raised about our reasons for being promoted.
The Beautiful Game?
- Friday, 24th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
I can honestly say for the first time in 40 years I don’t much care what happens in football. Of course I care passionately what happens to West Ham, which is not quite the same thing.
Are we Tottenham in disguise?
- Thursday, 23rd September 2004
- Allan Cummings
Am I missing something now? Ok, so we didn't take all three points on Saturday, and I was as disappointed as everyone else, but it wasn't until I saw the game on the box that I realised there were so many boos ringing out at the final whistle.
Welcome to the wonderful world of – OLAS
- Thursday, 16th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
KUMB welcomes OLAS editor Gary Firmager who returns to the web with the first instalment of his new weekly KUMB column.
Malky Mackay - a Norwich viewpoint
- Friday, 10th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
Most Norwich fans are shocked and disappointed that Malky Mackay is on his way to West Ham, as he has been an absolute legend here at Carrow Road.
Beyond Carrick
- Wednesday, 8th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
Now that the stark reality of life in the stone age has hit us with the thrashing at the hands of a workmanlike Wigan Athletic and defeat to an average Coventry City, I think it is important to state the blindingly obvious, which is that the club as it currently exists would not appear to have much longer left to run.
The way ahead
- Tuesday, 7th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
With the departure of Michael Carrick the final nail has been Hammered into the coffin of Harry Redknapp’s potentially great side of the late 1990's. What might have been is now a redundant question: it’s all over.
The missing link?
- Monday, 6th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
The jury on Alan Pardew's tactics and also on his backroom team is still well and truly out. He has however earned himself a lot of plaudits for shipping out players that do not suit him.
For what its worth...(Why I like Partridge)
- Monday, 6th September 2004
- Allan Cummings
There have been plenty of posts and threads on KUMB's forums regarding the current team and manager's performance. I have replied to many of those but thought I’d put it all together in one article.
How we threw it all away: the end of an era
- Sunday, 22nd August 2004
- Allan Cummings
The last remaining jewel in West Ham's crown - 23-year-old midfielder Michael Carrick - is on his way to Tottenham as West Ham United complete the dismantling of what promised to be one of the greatest home-grown teams ever produced.
The Arse stole my backhander, claims Redknapp
- Saturday, 14th August 2004
- Allan Cummings
Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp furiously admits his £500K backhander in the deal to buy Michael Carrick from West Ham is dead in the water - and he blames Arsenal.
04/05 season preview
- Friday, 6th August 2004
- Allan Cummings
“They fly so high, nearly reach the sky, then like my dreams they fade and die”.
Here’s to you, David Connolly
- Thursday, 22nd July 2004
- Allan Cummings
Somewhere at a service station on the M6 last August, a long figure stood waiting, football boots in hand and a slight air of expectancy around him. The figure was nervous.
Post season thoughts
- Monday, 28th June 2004
- Allan Cummings
Now that two debacles in a row are out the way, one in Cardiff, one in Lisbon, it’s time for a little closure on the disappointing 2003/04 season. I hope you’ll enjoy some things that came back to me in a little retrospective through some of the notable points of my season.
Hypotheticals
- Wednesday, 9th June 2004
- Allan Cummings
What would have happened if Harold had won at Hastings? What would England be like if Napoleon had prevailed at Waterloo? What would the world be like if Germany had won the Battle of Britain?
Win ugly, lose ugly
- Monday, 7th June 2004
- Allan Cummings
The failure of the West Ham team to turn up at Cardiff, as opposed to the 30,000+ fans, should have finally laid to rest any notion from the West Ham board and the media, that West Ham United are a premiership club that was “too good to go down” from the Premier league and “too big for Division One”.
Who's to blame?
- Thursday, 3rd June 2004
- Allan Cummings
Who is to blame for the the mess that we find ourselves in? Step forward the thousands of fans who turn up game after game at Upton Park, rain or shine, consider themselves true supporters and who will not hear a word said against the club as it would be "disloyal".
ESM's post-match Palace thoughts
- Monday, 31st May 2004
- Allan Cummings
It’s not often you find me in a gay bar, but I thought I’d make an exception for the visit to Cardiff. Besides, I do actually quite like Abba and it happened to be the only place anywhere near the Stadium where the bar wasn’t 20 people deep.
A little observation
- Saturday, 29th May 2004
- Allan Cummings
When Bill Shankly said football was more important than life and death, I like to think he meant it. Yes, we know it's just a game - but what I think he meant was that football may be a game, but still it's more than that.
West Ham finals tradition
- Wednesday, 26th May 2004
- Allan Cummings
Many, many Alfie's ago, my dad (Mick), a then 21 year old, went to see his first ever West Ham Cup final against friendly arch rivals Fulham '75 ( dubbed the "Friendly Final - due to the fact that freakily, not once did any trainer come onto the pitch from either team ).
ESM's post-Ipswich thoughts
- Sunday, 16th May 2004
- Allan Cummings
Not long back from outlaw country having successfully avoided ending up like Edward Woodward in "The Whicker Man".
The play-offs: form and stats
- Thursday, 13th May 2004
- Allan Cummings
KUMB forum regular FDiMcA takes an in-depth look at the teams involved in the forthcoming first division play-offs, and looks forward to what promises to be a nail-biting 10 days or so for all involved.
Fans v Stewards
- Wednesday, 12th May 2004
- Allan Cummings
In England and most of the rest of the world, most human beings will always fight against any forms of authority, be it the police, politicians and their laws or even our parents when we are teenagers.
A bit on the side
- Tuesday, 11th May 2004
- Allan Cummings
During a recent mailing list debate on the subject of Celtic supporters who follow a second team, I found myself revealing something that, perhaps in the eyes of one or two other Tims, might relegate me to the level of the lesser-hooped-spotted variety of Celtic fan.
The Scottish connection
- Saturday, 8th May 2004
- Allan Cummings
Last weekend, Scottish Hammers Don Hutchison and Christian Dailly both hit the target against Watford, thereby underlying their importance to Alan Pardew as he seeks to take his team into the Premiership via the play-offs.
Trainspotting!
- Tuesday, 27th April 2004
- Allan Cummings
Ever wondered why you have to queue for hours at Upton Park tube station, or walk to Plaistow, or (more sensibly) hang around for a pint after a home match at the Boleyn when there are two unused platforms at Upton Park standing idle? Us neither but we sent Gordon Thrower out with his anorak, thermos flask and notebook to find out anyway:
Hang the DJ?
- Sunday, 25th April 2004
- Allan Cummings
KUMB welcomes along West Ham's match day announcer Jeremy Nicholas - who wants YOUR help to improve the match day atmosphere at the Boleyn.
The second division years - part two
- Sunday, 4th April 2004
- Allan Cummings
The second part of this story starts in season 1989/1990, which saw numerous changes occur.
The Philadelphia boo-birds
- Saturday, 3rd April 2004
- Allan Cummings
I'll start by saying it was a bitter and humiliating defeat against Reading today.
Truth and lies
- Monday, 29th March 2004
- Allan Cummings
Due to the admin being swamped - no doubt by Hammers - I can't get on Reading website Hob Nob Anyone? at the moment.
Milwall observations
- Sunday, 21st March 2004
- Allan Cummings
Today I'm disheartened. I woke up this morning confident that the boys would get a good result.
My second trip to England
- Thursday, 11th March 2004
- Allan Cummings
As many of you knew this week I made my first trip to Upton Park and my second trip to England.
Pardew – now that the dust has settled
- Thursday, 4th March 2004
- Allan Cummings
The days of Premiership football, Glenn Roeder, Joe Cole et al now feel like an entirely different age. So much has happened to West Ham this season I have almost forgotten that Pardew is still relatively new to the job, indeed is just over four months into what will hopefully be a long and very successful time.
Media perspective: all change?
- Saturday, 21st February 2004
- Allan Cummings
Most Hammers fans have finally turned the corner with regard to a negative opinion towards West Ham United as a team that was going nowhere fast, to a team that could actually be going somewhere.
Farewell, Jermain
- Friday, 6th February 2004
- Allan Cummings
Just before the transfer window opened, I started a debate on the forum of KUMB*. My starting point, because I knew that Old Man Brown was salivating at the prospect of cashing in on Jermain, was that there was no sense in a sale.
A turning point for our season?
- Monday, 26th January 2004
- Allan Cummings
This week has actually been the first time I've been excited about a West Ham signing since the days of Mr Redknapp.
The most exciting week in 18 months?
- Monday, 26th January 2004
- Allan Cummings
It's a hard life being a West Ham fan. After the dismal 02/03 season we thought we could romp this league, "good times ahead" we all thought. How very very wrong we were going be proved.
ESM: post-Sheffield thoughts
- Saturday, 17th January 2004
- Allan Cummings
Tonight in desperation, I have been onto the National Schizophrenic Fellowship website to see what advice can be given about a split personality football team.
Rock D.J.
- Wednesday, 14th January 2004
- Allan Cummings
Once again last summer’s promise by the board of directors that only “three or four” players would have to be sold to cover the cost of relegation ring’s hollow, as David James joins the host of international players to walk through the Upton Park exit door this season.
The decline of West Ham: the 7 deadly sins
- Monday, 12th January 2004
- Allan Cummings
In the 12 years to 1986 West Ham won two cups, were runners up in two others, and finished 3rd in the league. In the 17 years since, barring that great night in Metz, they have won nothing.
ESM: post Preston thoughts
- Sunday, 11th January 2004
- Allan Cummings
I’ll be honest with you, I’m not a particularly superstitious character. This stems from a time when I went to see Gypsy Rose Lee on the front at Blackpool and she told me that I would be lucky in love. Subsequent events proved that the old crone was a five star charlatan.
The Premier League, Champions League and financial disparity in the English game
- Saturday, 10th January 2004
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United’s restructuring after their relegation last season is an obvious example of the desperate financial situation any club will find themselves in, should they drop out of the Premier league. But what is the effect of the champions league on the structure of the English leagues and how teams survive and prosper in future?
ESM: Post Ipswich thoughts
- Saturday, 27th December 2003
- Allan Cummings
ESM Jnr and I, full of Xmas spirit in the car on the way to Upton Park:
The second division years - part one
- Sunday, 14th December 2003
- Allan Cummings
2002/03 was the first time many of our younger fans had experienced the excruciating agony of relegation.
The AGM: in review
- Monday, 8th December 2003
- Allan Cummings
To start off with I'd like to preface this round-up of today's proceedings with a bit of a disclaimer. The intention of this summary is to give a round-up of what occurred rather than any opinions.
The claret and blue revolution
- Sunday, 7th December 2003
- Allan Cummings
My friends, I say that Monday is the day that will be the beginning of the end for the gangster regime that is running our club. I do not expect the forces of light to prevail at the West Ham United plc AGM but all revolutions begin in small ways.
De-friend or Defoe?
- Tuesday, 25th November 2003
- Allan Cummings
Yes a naff title to an increasingly naff situation that West Ham and their long suffering fans find themselves in with their much coveted superstar striker. Will he or wont he go? Red cards, attitude, a new manager and the same old chairman all point to Jermain man’s departure, but how soon is now?
2002/03 accounts - in laymans terms
- Thursday, 13th November 2003
- Allan Cummings
This is not intended to be a lecture on accounting, such things I have had to endure and would not wish them on my worse enemy!
Terence Brown’s casino economy
- Wednesday, 12th November 2003
- Allan Cummings
For the last five days or so, I have been bang in the middle of never-never land where time blurs into one and obese Americans stare blankly into slot machines or slump in a stupor as the next hand of black jack is dealt.
The sad treatment of a fellow Hammers fan
- Sunday, 26th October 2003
- Allan Cummings
I am not a complete Glenn Roeder fan who cannot see past his faults. But I can see when one of us is treated badly. This piece is not a defence of Roeder - but merely a fan's sadness at how he was abused by some of us and the Board.
In defence of the Aussie
- Thursday, 16th October 2003
- Allan Cummings
Although the egg-chasing is well underway Down Under and a few of us are taking notice of England possibly topping Australia in their own backyard, I notice that our own young Aussie can’t seem to put a foot right these days.
So we’ve got Pardew, what happens next?
- Friday, 3rd October 2003
- Allan Cummings
In the next two weeks, the sixth manager of West Ham United in my lifetime begins a new era at Upton Park.
Knowing me knowing you, Alan Pardew … Ah haa!
- Monday, 8th September 2003
- Allan Cummings
"We have received 50 applications from within football and it is a case of whittling them down to a shortlist in due course":- West Ham Managing Director Paul Aldridge, quoted earlier this week.
Meet the contenders
- Saturday, 30th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
Following the disappointing 1-0 defeat at Rotherham, Hammers fans were more than unhappy.
A nightmare on Green Street
- Tuesday, 26th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
Forgive me for coming at this a bit late, but I just had to sit down in a darkened room to calm down after the latest chaotic happenings at our club.
After Roeder
- Sunday, 24th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
Despite not agreeing with Roeder's appointment in the first place, his dismissal, after just four games of the season, beggars belief.
Worrying signs
- Sunday, 24th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
We are just two weeks into the new season and once again the worrying signs are there at West Ham. We have failed to score in two of the first three games - a problem that was all too evident in last seasons relegation debacle. Here we are in a lower league, and we are not dominating games. Once again we had preseason preparations that were superior to none. Once again we have not come out of the traps raring to go.
Cant, Hubris and Myopia
- Tuesday, 19th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
The night oil burnt long at The Sanatorium last night. Over the usual warm ovaltine and Librium the pre-80's Hammer's fans (for who WANTS to remember anything after those heady days of the 60's, 70's and 80's?) sat around trying to make sense of the last three years. Through the subduing influence of the ovaltine and librium, we all agreed that relegation from the Premiership to the Nationwide had been achieved, seamlessly. WHUFC seems to be run on the same lines as MI5 but without any visible side of the operation. Comparable subversion and secrecy is the order of the day with disclaimers and lies being the only visible side from the board and our esteemed team management.
The thoughts of Chairman Brown – a reply
- Thursday, 14th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
During half time at the Rushden & Diamonds game, I sat back in my comfortable seat in East Stand Upper to read the latest thoughts of Chairman Brown. I always try to read these statements with an open mind and honestly my natural instinct is always to try and see something positive in what people say.
Retain the youth
- Wednesday, 6th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
I will admit that I balked and scoffed at the media when they said there would be a mass exodus from West Ham of our best players when we were relegated from the Premier League.
The Terry Brown masterclass
- Wednesday, 6th August 2003
- Allan Cummings
Around the country in the expanding number of sports management departments at colleges and universities, lecturers are now preparing their classes for the forthcoming year.
Back Roeder?
- Wednesday, 30th July 2003
- Allan Cummings
With the opening match of the new season fast approaching West Ham fans are confronted with the thorny issue of how to greet returning manager Glenn Roeder?
One Down, One to Go?
- Thursday, 17th July 2003
- Allan Cummings
The purpose of this article is to give some facts about Administration and other insolvency related procedures as they might affect West Ham. There are two reasons for this – the first is that the procedures are being discussed as a method of ousting the current board. The second is that West Ham may find itself, sooner rather than later, being the star player in a tragedy of it’s own making.
Administration?
- Tuesday, 15th July 2003
- Allan Cummings
During the course of my work, I often come across companies who go into administration.
Always Believing
- Monday, 14th July 2003
- Allan Cummings
'Thanks,' he said kind of sheepishly, looking distinctly embarrassed and perhaps bewildered that he was coming in for some praise as a player who's part of the best team to be relegated from the Premiership ever.
More Glen Johnson
- Monday, 14th July 2003
- Allan Cummings
Losing Glen Johnson from the fans perspective is a big blow to the club. £6 million for an 18-year-old is a lot of money, yet I have no doubt that his value will double (at least) given the progress he has made in such a small amount of time.
Glen Johnson - a reaction
- Thursday, 10th July 2003
- Allan Cummings
Hearing the news this morning of Glen Johnson’s imminent departure from West Ham has left me feeling quite ill. Right now, I see the squad like a pyramid of playing cards with Johnson being one from the bottom row – a foundation, if you like. Watch now as the pyramid begins to crumble and tumble with players realising that the Board’s promises to keep our “crown jewels” appears to be no more than a pacifying comment to keep season ticket sales ticking over.
Wolves at the door
- Tuesday, 8th July 2003
- Allan Cummings
It has taken some time for me to get used to the fact that we will be in the Nationwide next season. During this time I had to think what is in store for West Ham in the future, something that never happened after previous relegations. After all if a club like Wolves could be out of the top division for 19 years and nearly go out of business, then why could it not happen to us?
Fixture Congestion
- Friday, 20th June 2003
- Allan Cummings
August 2002: Newcastle Utd (a), Arsenal (h), Fulham (a), Charlton (h)
August 2003: Preston (a), Sheffield Utd (h), Rotherham (a), Bradford (h)
Transfer Debate
- Tuesday, 10th June 2003
- Allan Cummings
The media are simply doing their 'lets pick on the relegated team' bit by bandying around a load of bullsh*t.
The EGM: a review
- Thursday, 29th May 2003
- Allan Cummings
Today's EGM was attended by over 150 shareholders - a figure which included several new shareholders who had taken advantage of the single share scheme. Here follows a brief rundown of the days main events ...
Money, Money, Money
- Thursday, 22nd May 2003
- Allan Cummings
There is a lot of interest in the forthcoming EGM and the state of West Ham’s finances following this season’s relegation. The purpose of this article is to shed some light on the facts and figures that are flying around in the media, on the websites and in the pubs.
Relegation Speculation
- Tuesday, 20th May 2003
- Allan Cummings
There are no two ways about it, it's been a thoroughly miserable and very frustrating, even embarrassing, season. One which i'm sure all West Ham supporters are pleased to see the back of, if only it wasn't for the fact we are now in Division One.
Hello, Division One
- Tuesday, 13th May 2003
- Allan Cummings
As the Hammers wave goodbye to the Premiership for a year or so, KUMB cancels the Sky subscription and looks ahead to the teams who await us in the First Division.
Going Down With The Baggies
- Sunday, 11th May 2003
- Allan Cummings
A few years ago there was a crossword that appeared in the Daily Telegraph. The clue was: A back number (8).
EGM – What’s the rush? Well pull up a chair!
- Saturday, 10th May 2003
- Allan Cummings
West Ham United PLC, the company that owns West Ham United Football Club Limited has announced that it intends to hold an Extraordinary General Meeting, EGM, on Thursday 29th May 2003.
Farewell, Parlo
- Sunday, 4th May 2003
- Allan Cummings
After four years as a Hammer, Paolo Di Canio will be leaving the club this summer when his current contract expires. Signed as a gamble by Harry Redknapp in January 1999 the former Lazio and Celtic striker soon won over a sceptical Hammers faithful to become one of the club's most loved players in recent years.
A message to the Chairman
- Sunday, 4th May 2003
- Allan Cummings
Saturday’s fantastic game against the blue enemy will go down in the annals of West Ham history. Those terrible games at home against West Brom, Man City (bore draw of the century), Birmingham, Leeds (the give away of the century) and Oldham just faded into the distance.
Glenn Roeder
- Wednesday, 23rd April 2003
- Allan Cummings
Today, Glenn Roeder is laying in a bed in the Royal London hospital, recovering from a potentially life-threatening clot in a minor blood vessel in the brain.
How to lose £10m and get away with it
- Tuesday, 15th April 2003
- Allan Cummings
I bet that Glenn Roeder dreamt of the day that the West Ham board told him to lose £10m. With thoughts of that decent defender, or a high profile transfer bid in his mind, the realities of working for the Hammers would soon hit him again as it was explained that the money had to be cut from the wage bill, as opposed to blown on new signings.
Manager of the Month - or Manacle of the Month?
- Monday, 7th April 2003
- Allan Cummings
So Glenn Roeder has won the March Manager of the Month award, thanks to three wins out of four in a run that, albeit briefly, took us out of the relegation zone. I think we can all safely ignore the fact that one of those games was played in February!
Club or Country?
- Monday, 31st March 2003
- Allan Cummings
As England play out yet another game lacking the spirit of the much heralded Three Lions and players are being spoken of in the same breath as true legends - despite playing only a few hours of top-flight football - is it time to ask the age old question again: club - or country?
Roedercoaster
- Thursday, 27th March 2003
- Allan Cummings
'You can't keep a good man down,' it was once suggested. Seems like a fair point to me, after all the good guys always win/get the girl/become the hero. But are there any good guys in football, and I mean really good guys, not just those with a polished media reputation?
The ten commandments
- Thursday, 27th February 2003
- Allan Cummings
They say football is a religion. Some spend their spare time worshipping in a religious place, praying for better things to come. I am no different. But not for me that bald fat bloke (no, not Titi Camara) or an invisible deity sitting on high. If football is a religion then the hammers are mine and my church is Upton Park.
Bobby Moore remembered
- Monday, 24th February 2003
- Allan Cummings
Monday, 24th February 2003 marks the tenth anniversary of the death of Bobby Moore, England's greatest ever footballer. We remember Bobby today through the words of those to whom he meant most - the supporters of West Ham.
Desperate times?
- Thursday, 20th February 2003
- Allan Cummings
According to Glenn Roeder, West Ham are not in a "desperate" situation. This is despite there being only 11 league games left to the season, not having kept a clean sheet for 30 hours of football and being placed second from bottom of the league. The team no longer has any heart left in it and neither do the fans and yet the board is still totally in support of its manager and will back him even if West Ham United are relegated to the Nationwide League Division One.
Bowyer, Racism, Politics and the Press
- Thursday, 30th January 2003
- Allan Cummings
My friends and fellow Hammers, lend me your attention for some serious thoughts.
Fallout
- Wednesday, 29th January 2003
- Allan Cummings
Football is different than when I started going in the mid 1970's. Back then we struggled in the first division, then for a couple of years in the second, but we had players like Bonds, Brooking, Devonshire and Martin (over 50 years service between them).
The referee's a w*nker ...
- Tuesday, 21st January 2003
- Allan Cummings
For some reason Premiership officials appear to have it in for Glenn Roeder's Hammers this season. Roeder himself must be aware of it 'cos he blames them for something or other after nearly every game ...
The West Ham experience
- Saturday, 4th January 2003
- Allan Cummings
For as long as I can remember Christmas has brought a fair smattering of football and more importantly West Ham related presents. From money boxes and books through to scarves and shirts it's long been regarded amongst the relations that if it's to do with West Ham then Rio B will love it. And more often than not, it's true.
Relegation
- Sunday, 29th December 2002
- Allan Cummings
As the team that is bottom of the Premier League at Christmas has always been relegated, it is about time the trend was bucked. Can we do it? The answer is no if the players rely purely on their undoubted ability - but if have the right attitude then it is possible. They must be ready to scrap for every point.
Happy Birthday
- Wednesday, 11th December 2002
- Allan Cummings
It's my birthday today and what am I doing at 3.30am instead of getting a good night sleep for the day ahead, or partying? Trying to figure out what exactly is wrong with our Club!
McCarthy and O'Leary (The Dream Duo?)
- Friday, 6th December 2002
- Allan Cummings
When Glenn Roeder was handed the hot seat at Upton Park the move was greeted with many moans and groans form the Claret and Blue faithful. I for one was sceptical about his managerial credentials, yet had heard good things about his coaching abilities.
It's All Over Now Baby (Claret And) Blue...
- Sunday, 24th November 2002
- Allan Cummings
West Ham have recently spent record fees on players, built a stadium with the capacity to match historically large clubs, and for the first time in their history over a period of seasons averaged in the top 10 of the League.
The clock is ticking
- Sunday, 24th November 2002
- Allan Cummings
Being even more frustrated that I couldn't get to the match today or get any radio coverage, I just felt it was time to air my thoughts on our current situation.
West Bromwich Albion - a preview
- Saturday, 9th November 2002
- Allan Cummings
After a break of 16 years West Brom are back in the top flight. Being the first team that I watched us play (in season 1955-56, although my brother insists that I saw Stoke City first!) I have always had a soft spot for them. Unfortunately, being on holiday, I will miss the game!
Disillusioned
- Thursday, 17th October 2002
- Allan Cummings
The year - 1969. I sat in awe as twenty-two famous footballers played in the biggest place I’d ever seen and the atmosphere was amazing. The sight of claret and blue scarves waving, the singing was something I would remember for the rest of my life. My allegiance to West Ham was born.
What a rotten song ...
- Friday, 11th October 2002
- Allan Cummings
As many of our readers will be aware, this website is named after the song which was regularly heard on the Upton Park terraces for many years, right up to the beginning of the 1990s when it began to fade from popular use.
An almost perfect day
- Monday, 30th September 2002
- Allan Cummings
Saturday s victory at Stamford Bridge may well provide one of the highlights of the season for the Hammers fans, the victory itself was hard fought and deserved, although some of the punishment dished out to Hammers fans before and during this encounter will go down in my memory as one of the most disgraceful things I have ever seen at a football match.
Strike
- Tuesday, 3rd September 2002
- Allan Cummings
So, we await the result of the PFA’s ballot for strike action. Should they receive our backing or not?
Internet Hammers F.C 3 Arsenal 1
- Saturday, 24th August 2002
- Allan Cummings
Saturday 24th August, the day that West Ham threw away a two-goal lead against Arsenal in the afternoon heat at Upton Park, but it was the turn of the Internet Hammers to take on the Cyber Gooners in the morning at the world renowned Hackney Marshes Playing fields. The Hammers side were trying to avenge their 4-2 reverse at the end of last season against our North London rivals, and obtain only our second ever victory against those from the dark side of London, the last victory being back in 1998.
Where are they now?
- Saturday, 10th August 2002
- Allan Cummings
We're now in our fifth season at KUMB. Back in August 1997 when we first went online, when Bobby Upper Bobby* was just a twinkle in his daddies eye and 'Knees Up Mother Brown' was still occasionally heard on the terraces the Hammers were entering the new (97/98) season with renewed optimism after staving off relegation the previous term.
A tribute to Peter Brabrook
- Monday, 3rd June 2002
- Allan Cummings
Last month West Ham announced that youth team coach Peter Brabrook would be retiring from his position at the club.
Internet Hammers 4-3 Glasgow Rangers
- Saturday, 11th May 2002
- Allan Cummings
The Internet Hammers took on an under-strength Glasgow Rangers side at Hackney Marshes on Saturday looking to avenge their recent 5-3 defeat against our Scottish rivals - and hoping to pick up their first league victory since the 1st December game against Crystal Palace.
A season of complete and utter hogwash rumours...
- Wednesday, 8th May 2002
- Allan Cummings
I mean, its been nothing but rumours and bandwagons since the beginning of this season really; and not just at West Ham.
2002/03 - a view (so far)
- Thursday, 18th April 2002
- Allan Cummings
It's very quiet at the moment so time for some thoughts on the rest of the season. To start with, however, a view on the season so far.
Living in the past
- Tuesday, 9th April 2002
- Allan Cummings
Arsenal fans are bored explaining to Spurs that "it's over ... we've left ... we have other friends now ... stop calling ... you just make yourself look foolish ... stop living in the past ... it was fun ... but baby its over". Deep down the Spurs must realise Arsenal have left them, and they're not coming back.
York City benefit tournament report
- Tuesday, 26th February 2002
- Allan Cummings
Sunday, 24th February saw the Internet Hammers (formerly known as the Internet Irons) participate in a tournament at their home ground of Hackney Marshes in a fund raising exercise for the supporters of York City Football Club, who wish to raise funds in order to purchase their club from their current board who wish to sell the club and redevelop their ground into a money spinning project.
Charlton Athletic 2 West Ham United 10
- Monday, 25th February 2002
- Allan Cummings
It is a subject of debate within football circles that a team without a manager, often performs to a higher standard come match day. This was certainly true of the Internet Hammers on Saturday, as they put a disappointing reverse at Chelsea last week firmly behind them, scoring ten goals against home team Charlton Athletic in an excellent all-round footballing display at Eltham Town F.C.
Bring me sunshine
- Monday, 21st January 2002
- Allan Cummings
I have a hangover. This is not good. Nor was the football I watched against Leicester City yesterday. I have a hangover as a result of too Many Carlsberg Exports, not the Champagne football at "Fortress Upton Park".
Tap tap
- Sunday, 20th January 2002
- Allan Cummings
If it is true that Manchester United have not upped their bid for Paolo Di Canio and don't intend to, it is just another chapter in the "tapping up" campaign which has been conducted? This latest revelation will be followed by more press coverage in the tabloids, more quotes by Manure sources (players, manager, other lackeys etc.) which will all add to the uncertainty of the situation.
Divide and Rule (Where's all the magic gone?)
- Sunday, 20th January 2002
- Allan Cummings
Martyn, 35; Dixon, 37; Winterburn, 37; Adams, 35; Hendry, 36; McAlister, 37; Gascoigne, 34; Poyet, 34; Petrescu, 34 Zola, 35; Sheringham, 35.
Bad press
- Thursday, 10th January 2002
- Allan Cummings
Slowly but surely, the media's approach and opinions towards West Ham United are deteriorating. There have been a number of issues that have arisen since the summer, and the departure of Harry Redknapp that have left a lot to theirimagination.
The PDC Files – The Truth is out there?
- Thursday, 10th January 2002
- Allan Cummings
There is so much about this rumour that doesn't make sense to me that I don't know where to begin.
Glenn Roeder: Half term report
- Saturday, 29th December 2001
- Allan Cummings
With 19 games played in the Premiership this season, West Ham, under new manager Glenn Roeder are exactly half way through their league programme.
Halfway review
- Saturday, 29th December 2001
- Allan Cummings
So we have reached the half way point in the season, and after the review of Glenn Roeder's performance so far, it is now time to review each player individually. Hopefully, this article will give a fair view of how each player has performed or under performed as they case may be.
West Ham High
- Tuesday, 18th December 2001
- Allan Cummings
Another year at West Ham Community High has passed and a few of these reports have fallen into my hands to share with all you cheery folk out there.
Newest of the Bohemians
- Thursday, 29th November 2001
- Allan Cummings
Prague is a lovely place, go, visit it, but go in the summer. I am now, a week after returning only just able to move around freely without a quilt, some warm Ribena (why, when ill, do I have to drink warm Ribena) and a load of paracetamol. As lovely as it is in the Winter, it is cold, very cold.
Chairman's statement
- Tuesday, 20th November 2001
- Allan Cummings
It is a time of change, both on and off the field, for West Ham United. The annual report and financial statements for last season are being presented to shareholders, the details of which are included here.
Three Tiers
- Monday, 12th November 2001
- Allan Cummings
As a few of us posted [on the KUMB message board] this summer Newcastle and Aston Villa seem to have bridged the gap to the big five. After an indifferent weekend both clubs still stand in the new 'big seven'. Neither are likely to win anything this season but they have left the mid-table behind. This is an unsurprising development of the recent trend for clubs to finish roughly in order of size.
The return of ...
- Monday, 12th November 2001
- Allan Cummings
I think it was when that bloody irritating voice called out "Welcome to Fortress Upton Park" that I realised we were in trouble. It was immediately obvious to me that this statement of overconfidence would be our downfall. I also felt like reminding him we were in all in the Boleyn Ground, Upton Park.
The Chairman replies
- Thursday, 1st November 2001
- Allan Cummings
Scroll down this page a little and you will find a copy of an open letter to club Chairman Terry Brown from Peter Hamersley, Chairman of the [Australian] Perth Hammers Supporters Club.
Would the real West Ham please stand up?
- Monday, 1st October 2001
- Allan Cummings
I must admit, I was never a Harry fan. Lovely bloke, great fun in interviews, always kept me amused. I even perfected his nervous twitch for impressions in the pub. But, his West Ham teams were a bit like him. Nice blokes, good fun to watch, nearly always kept me entertained but were prone to nervous twitches which made me drink more in the pub.
1957/58 - A year to remember
- Saturday, 8th September 2001
- Allan Cummings
The 1956/57 season ended with West Ham missing promotion to the First division (now referred to as "Premiership") Although this was disappointing there was a feeling of optimism in the air.
Paolo
- Thursday, 30th August 2001
- Allan Cummings
I think the most worrying thing that is going on at the club right now is the possible sale of Paolo Di Canio to, of all clubs, Manchester United.
The theory of relativity - and Glenn Roeder's chance to prove his
- Thursday, 2nd August 2001
- Allan Cummings
As an ex-pat, I have to follow the goings on at the Boleyn ground via KUMB. And I can't help noticing that a very dull but possibly crucial detail seems to have slipped between the rants.
Frustration
- Wednesday, 1st August 2001
- Allan Cummings
Right now I should be writing yet another letter to British Gas who have kindly registered me as a defaulter on a bill for a house which I was no longer living at, and was in fact empty during the 6 month period in question. My credit rating is now in tatters, yet every time I try to put pen to paper (or should I say finger to keyboard), my mind wanders to something much much more worrying. What the hell is happening at West Ham United FC?
No surprise
- Sunday, 15th July 2001
- Allan Cummings
Over the past week as it became more and more evident that Glenn Roeder would be appointed manager, I have been thinking of how this would affect the club I have supported since 1969, from the tender age of 6 years old.
Jigsaws and Role Models
- Tuesday, 10th July 2001
- Allan Cummings
So, Sol Campbell has signed for Arsenal. No doubt he made sure that the provision of a half-time foot spa and pedicure was written into his contract.
It’s Not The Roeder To Nowhere
- Sunday, 1st July 2001
- Allan Cummings
Although I have no right to fully challenge the comments of older fans who have supported the club since before I was born, I can’t help but feel the despair over Roeder's appointment is a little premature.
Where have all the managers gone?
- Thursday, 21st June 2001
- Allan Cummings
In reply to a message posted on the KUMB message board a few days ago I said that although I was concerned with our situation, I wouldn’t be losing any sleep over it. Oh how I was wrong!
In Reply
- Friday, 15th June 2001
- Allan Cummings
Regarding Steve Spraggs' earlier rant I'd like to make the following points.
The Glenn Roeder Shuffle
- Tuesday, 5th June 2001
- Allan Cummings
Once again the West Ham board have managed to screw the fans and send us on a downward spiral - or have they?
Confused
- Wednesday, 30th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
I follow what's going on from a distance now. Just moved to the States 6 months ago. Basically, I'm confused.
How Harry fell on his own sword
- Wednesday, 30th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
Apparently football isn't about coaching; it's about players. This was Harry Redknapp's philosophy. It was something that he claims that Alex Stock told him ages ago. Well, thanks a bundle Alex Stock!
The future's bright?
- Wednesday, 30th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
Graham, McLeish, McClaren, Redknapp. You say Tom-ay-to, I say Tom-ar-to, let's call the whole thing off.
Golden era or precipice?
- Thursday, 24th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
In the 35 years I've supported West Ham, the weeks ahead are the most crucial I have known.
Turmoil?
- Thursday, 24th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
With all the turmoil that confusion that has spread throughout the club over the last few weeks, I have to ask the question. Are we really in such a bad position?
Pull the other one
- Thursday, 24th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
Jon Vinton's comments make interesting reading, and if they weren't so true they would be laughable!
They used to play in Claret and Blue
- Sunday, 20th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
Well here we are at the opening day of the FA BurgerKing Premiership season 2012/13, and newly promoted West Ham are entertaining European Champions Leeds United at the 80,000 seater Stratford Stadium, built during London’s abortive bid for the recent Olympic Games held in Turkey.
Deja Vu
- Sunday, 20th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
Seems to me like nothing is ever going to change. This is all reminding me of Lyall's last but one season when no-one wanted anything to do with West Ham.
A brief history
- Saturday, 19th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
A brief history …of well, up til now! With a brief break in coursework, I finally get back to writing again.
West Ham should and will not die
- Friday, 18th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
I was moved to write something in Harry's defence and produced my best effort to try and present a structured argument which might register with both the dispirited fans and the die hard supporters like myself. I spent all today writing the best argument I could.
A new bond scheme?
- Thursday, 10th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
The board of directors of our beloved club have found a new and perfectly legal way for them and their connections to take even more control of the club - and this time they are using OUR money to do it.
Leopards never change their spots
- Sunday, 6th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
It is with regret that I write this article, but I feel enough is enough.
This season was NOT in vain
- Sunday, 6th May 2001
- Allan Cummings
As we look back on this season many of us will be very disappointed. I for one did not expect what has happened. I don't want to dwell on what went wrong here bacause it can't change what happened. What happened is now in the past.
How to keep Harry
- Thursday, 3rd May 2001
- Allan Cummings
The calls for Harrys resignation are growing louder. A freefall down the league (faster than Steffen Iversen crashing to the floor) has seen the small minority of fans opposed to Harry Redknapp’s management skills grow to the vast majority, and given recent results, who can blame them?
Harry, please leave
- Thursday, 26th April 2001
- Allan Cummings
I want Harry Redknapp to leave West Ham. I don't say this lightly and I have given it a lot of thought. Maybe too much thought. I have come late to the "Harry Out" brigade but I can't justify him managing West Ham any longer. I won't change my position now, no matter what happens. What other Hammers do or think is up to them. I've made my decision.
What direction are we heading in?
- Wednesday, 25th April 2001
- Allan Cummings
What is the story with our First Team squad? We are constantly told that it is the best in twenty years but we have five players missing and all of a sudden we cannot put out eleven men that bear any resemblance to a football team. I know that the players missing against Arsenal were our best players and would get into most other Premiership teams but surely with a squad which must be approaching forty we could put together a more enthusiastic bunch than the eleven who 'showed up' on Saturday.
Redknapp's transfers: the verdict
- Tuesday, 24th April 2001
- Allan Cummings
With West Ham's season all but over, KUMB takes a close look at all of Harry Redknapp's signings since last summer and asks - have we really improved?
Calling Adam ...
- Tuesday, 24th April 2001
- Allan Cummings
Anyone who saw the FA Youth Cup Final against Coventry a couple of years ago will have noticed Adam Newton. He was voted as Sky's Man Of The Match after a scintillating display in both legs, outshining the likes of Joe Cole, Michael Carrick and Richard Garcia. His speed down the wings was great to see and the quality of his crossing was unbelievable, this combined with a competent defensive display really marked him out as one for the future.
Time to say goodbye Harry...
- Sunday, 15th April 2001
- Allan Cummings
At the moment the only good thing to say about us is that we have a decent youth team and 3 England players.
Welcome to Bubbles!
- Friday, 6th April 2001
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce that we've teamed up Bubbles, the newest and freshest Hammers fanzine to hit the streets on match days. As a result we'll be swapping articles from time to time, plus you can catch all of the match reports from KUMB on the pages of Bubbles.
Shuffle the pack
- Thursday, 5th April 2001
- Allan Cummings
Supporting West Ham since 1963 has made me immune from surprises. Winning away at Man. Utd or losing at home to Wrexham does nothing to my sense of surprise. But when it comes to disappointment, however, it’s a different story! Rarely does a season go by when a deep sense of disappointment is not felt.
In Harry's defence - Part II
- Wednesday, 14th March 2001
- Allan Cummings
OK Harry sceptics, I'll do a deal with you. Let's debate Harry based on this season. You stop banging on about 'we were 5th 2 years ago and have gone backwards', and I'll stop using the 'look where were 5 years ago to 3 top 10 finishes in a row' argument. Both out of bounds, deemed irrelevant. Call it quits on these arguments.
In Harry's defence
- Wednesday, 14th March 2001
- Allan Cummings
Firstly, I must point out that sometimes I do not fully understand Harry’s tactical policies regarding formation/substitutions etc. however, I would like to redress the balance (hopefully) to some extent with regards to the amount of public criticism he has been getting from fans.
Embarrassed
- Thursday, 8th March 2001
- Allan Cummings
For the second time in the space of four days we have embarrassed ourselves on the football field. The teams’ performance in these two games has been nothing short of appalling. The club should refund admission and expenses for the faithful who suffered those two displays.
Welcome to Bubbles!
- Monday, 5th March 2001
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce that we've teamed up Bubbles, the newest and freshest Hammers fanzine to hit the streets on match days. As a result we'll be swapping articles from time to time, plus you can catch all of the match reports from KUMB on the pages of Bubbles.
The curse of Hackett
- Thursday, 1st March 2001
- Allan Cummings
I note that West Ham have now reached the quarter-finals of the FA Cup, with a winnable tie at home to Spurs separating us from the semi-final. There is an understandable feeling of 'this could be it', a rising excitement that you hardly dare admit, but it is there.
My first love
- Thursday, 1st March 2001
- Allan Cummings
She was my first love, my first real relationship with sex occurring with some regularity (we were 16). It was at that horrible part of the relationship when you are being gradually unveiled to her parents, and consider it important that they like you (only in later years do you not give a sh*t).
Out with a fizz ...
- Tuesday, 27th February 2001
- Allan Cummings
The last ever match beneath the Twin Towers. England V Germany, World Cup Qualifier. What a fitting end for an old stadium. In Hollywood the script would have had the perfect ending, the credits would have faded to our triumphant heroes celebrating a win underneath gloriously sunny skies and 70,000 plus England fans chanting their names.
Sven pick me
- Tuesday, 27th February 2001
- Allan Cummings
After months of preparation, Tab'Gossip will be the stars of one of the football industry's big parties. The boys, Frankie, Joe and Michael will play tomorrow night after successfully winning through to the Birmingham heats and surviving from the initial 31 contestants. The lads will perform one game, their first live TV appearance for England.
Upton Park's England Prospects
- Thursday, 22nd February 2001
- Allan Cummings
With the arrival of Eriksson every English Premiership player is trying to pull out all of the stops to impress the new coach.
Welcome to Bubbles!
- Wednesday, 21st February 2001
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce that we've teamed up Bubbles, the newest and freshest Hammers fanzine to hit the streets on match days. As a result we'll be swapping articles from time to time, plus you can catch all of the match reports from KUMB on the pages of Bubbles.
A bridge too far…
- Wednesday, 21st February 2001
- Allan Cummings
Blimey Harry would you calm down already… It seems to me that hardly a day goes by these days without seeing your bedraggled face plastered all over my TV screen (Sky Sports) talking up yet another new bargain basement signing acquired from the lower leagues in some of the most god forsaken places on the entire planet.
Welcome to Bubbles!
- Wednesday, 21st February 2001
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce that we've teamed up Bubbles, the newest and freshest Hammers fanzine to hit the streets on match days. As a result we'll be swapping articles from time to time, plus you can catch all of the match reports from KUMB on the pages of Bubbles.
Welcome to Bubbles!
- Monday, 19th February 2001
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce that we've teamed up Bubbles, the newest and freshest Hammers fanzine to hit the streets on match days. As a result we'll be swapping articles from time to time, plus you can catch all of the match reports from KUMB on the pages of Bubbles.
Welcome to Bubbles!
- Monday, 19th February 2001
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce that we've teamed up Bubbles, the newest and freshest Hammers fanzine to hit the streets on match days. As a result we'll be swapping articles from time to time, plus you can catch all of the match reports from KUMB on the pages of Bubbles.
Retire the Six - your comments
- Tuesday, 13th February 2001
- Allan Cummings
We asked for your comments in the wake of the official club site's claim that fans were 'split' over the campaign to retire the number six shirt in honour of the great Bobby Moore. Here's a brief selection of what you had to say ...
Aladdin (sort of)
- Monday, 12th February 2001
- Allan Cummings
Our hero Aladdin (played by Harry Redknapp) is walking along the street when he is approached by a shambling, dirty man (played by Peter Ridsdale) who has been showing passers by an array of watches and silk stockings hidden inside his waistcoat.
Brown's Verdict
- Saturday, 10th February 2001
- Allan Cummings
Chairman Terry looks at the club's latest accounts...
A view from Oz
- Thursday, 1st February 2001
- Allan Cummings
Could you believe that Tony Hubba-Bubba Gubba or whatever the f*ck his name is when he said..."That may be the West Ham fans you can hear singing..." as "Bubbles" & "H's Claret & Blue Army" reverberated around Old Trafford!? Are you f*cking sure Tone!? That's ALL you could hear, for the majority of the match....out-singing the Manc Shites on their own patch...and then we SCORED! Fucking Brilliant. OFFSIDE MY ARSE! Go On Paolo my old son!
A day to remember
- Tuesday, 30th January 2001
- Allan Cummings
Yesterday [Monday] I was still in shock (and annoyingly busy at work) so here are my memories of what turned out to be what I had dreamed of - West Ham folklore - and I was part of it.
Free at last
- Monday, 29th January 2001
- Allan Cummings
January 28, 2001, FA Cup 4th Round: Manchester United 0 West Ham United 1
A New England
- Saturday, 27th January 2001
- Allan Cummings
Finally, the FA have appointed a new head coach for England and surprise, surprise he is foreign.
Media Relations
- Thursday, 25th January 2001
- Allan Cummings
Well I suppose I should be writing about the plethora of non first-team players that seem to be joining us from other clubs reserve teams. However, I’ve come to the conclusion that we will have to see what they are like after 8-10 matches, a la Kanoute, rather than write them off before they’ve played. Instead I want to talk about our relationship with the media, particularly the newspapers.
50p for the meter?
- Saturday, 6th January 2001
- Allan Cummings
Okay, own up who failed to switch the electric undersoil heating on at Upton Park then? Someone needs to own up because Saturday's events were nothing short of farcical and I am not happy about it!
Why on Earth?
- Monday, 1st January 2001
- Allan Cummings
Norfolk doesn’t have the greatest connections at the best of times, so with the trains at the present time being as reliable as a Florida recount, and as frequent as a Steve Potts goal my travels from Norfolk to Upton Park haven’t been as regular as I would have liked this season. So to satisfy my need of a bit of live footie on a Saturday afternoon I’ve ended up watching the mighty Linnets of the Dr Martens Premier division.
'I'm well in, me ...'
- Monday, 1st January 2001
- Allan Cummings
Ever been jealous of those mates of Rio, holding the camera and wearing his designer cast offs?
2000 in review
- Monday, 1st January 2001
- Allan Cummings
Join us as we take a look back at the year that was 2000* ...
Remember Jesus is the Reason for the Season
- Wednesday, 20th December 2000
- Allan Cummings
As the festive season draws upon us, and goodwill spreads through Upton Park quicker than a chicken phal and five pints of Kingfisher thoughts turn to what little surprises Santa will be dropping on to Harry and the boys this Christmas.
Welcome to Bubbles!
- Tuesday, 19th December 2000
- Allan Cummings
KUMB is pleased to announce that we've teamed up Bubbles, the newest and freshest Hammers fanzine to hit the streets on match days. As a result we'll be swapping articles from time to time, plus you can catch all of the match reports from KUMB on the pages of Bubbles.
Life after Rio
- Friday, 8th December 2000
- Allan Cummings
I have tried this week to be as fact based as possible as events with Rio have unfolded. It has not been easy trying to be objective about this subject because being a fan there was too much emotion over this issue.
Sale of the Century
- Saturday, 2nd December 2000
- Allan Cummings
Are you are Premiership or European Club looking to expand your team?
Rio: the full story
- Friday, 1st December 2000
- Allan Cummings
Last night Harry Redknapp sensationally revealed that West Ham United had finally agreed to sell Rio Ferdinand to Leeds for a British record transfer fee of £18m. We take a look back at how KUMB has followed the 'Rio to Leeds' saga, starting back in April, and ending up last night with the news that every Hammers fan had been dreading.
Upset
- Thursday, 30th November 2000
- Allan Cummings
Another cup run has crashed to a standstill against a team that we should have stuffed out of sight. We all know this happens but what is it about West Ham that makes us such a pushover to lower league sides? Let’s be honest about it - Sheffield Wednesday are on the crest of a slump.
Gone
- Wednesday, 29th November 2000
- Allan Cummings
The man dubbed a "Rolls Royce" by Harry Redknapp has agreed to join Leeds in an £18 million deal.
Leeds bid accepted
- Tuesday, 28th November 2000
- Allan Cummings
The news that we have all been dreading has finally come.
The Rio thing
- Saturday, 18th November 2000
- Allan Cummings
Needless to say I’m as shocked and disheartened as everyone else by the news that the club are ready to sell Rio.
Good game, good game
- Thursday, 2nd November 2000
- Allan Cummings
A good 2 goal win over Blackburn on Tuesday night will have boosted the Hammers confidence further after their hard-fought victory against Newcastle at the weekend.
The big interview: Tony Cottee
- Thursday, 2nd November 2000
- Allan Cummings
Earlier this week it was announced that Tony Cottee had been appointed as player/manager of third division Barnet.
Bye bye bye bye!
- Sunday, 29th October 2000
- Allan Cummings
Amidst all the speculation surrounding the safety of Harry’s job we have been gifted the national story of Keegan’s departure from the England post.
Time to look abroad?
- Wednesday, 25th October 2000
- Allan Cummings
In the wake of Kevin Keegan's departure from the helm as England boss, it has been interesting to see a couple of different perspectives upon International teams in the last couple of days. A major part of the debate surrounding England, seems to centre around the pro’s and cons of an English or foreign coach. It could also be, that because of West Ham’s current plight near the foot of the table that many West Ham supporters may also believe that a foreign coach, or a non-West Ham related coach may be needed at Upton Park.
Julian Dicks Tribute
- Sunday, 20th August 2000
- Allan Cummings
I won't pretend that Julian Dicks was my number one idol. Because the truth is, he wasn't. And if I'm really honest, I would have to say that at the very best, he would come say fourth behind Bobby, Trevor Brooking and Frankie Mac in a list of my all time greats.
Our best ever?
- Tuesday, 15th August 2000
- Allan Cummings
Been too busy with university coursework to write any articles…I could moan about this for hours, whilst on the subject I could also ramble on about various WHU related curiosities and joys. Instead I shall briefly raise the points and leave it at that.
Bubble Bursting?
- Friday, 28th July 2000
- Allan Cummings
At a time when West Ham aim to recoup more finances by redeveloping, the stakes in the transfer market have been risen again, to a point, even after redevelopment, beyond the clubs financial capabilities. What is West Ham United’s record club signing, was it £5m for John Hartson? This summer the likes of Real Madrid buy Luis Figo for almost £40 million and Chelsea sign Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink for £15 million. I believe that the club and most other English clubs of whatever division, really need to ask themselves “what are our financial capabilities?”
Hammers outsing the Bhoys
- Friday, 28th July 2000
- Allan Cummings
My first visit to Celtic Park and I was lucky enough to go with some natives who could interpret for me. Last thing I want to do is turn this into a cod Irving Welsh novel but ‘Mis-tur, woat tchur-carr firyir?’ from a six year old kid is a challenge when all you want is a beer and round of bubbles. ‘I’ve got a couple of Dobermans to watch my car’. ‘Can they put out fires? Aaaah the old ones are the best. With this accent you can see why they refuse to put Rafael Scheidt’s surname on the back of his shirt.
Bobby on the Beat
- Friday, 21st July 2000
- Allan Cummings
Welcome one and all from the Upper Bobby, I’m Knees Up Mother Brown’s answer to Ali G. ‘Cos of the way I chat and rap with my posse, While some of you others reckon I’m a total hippy. But listen up people, it’s a little more complex. I’m not from Staines, but from Loughton, Essex. I hang out in the bar slaggin’ the Totts and Becks, And all the local women, they want me for sex. I know nothing of Berkshire and the gangsta rap, I’m just here to put West Ham on the map. Led by our guv’nor, the Lord Harry Redknapp, We won’t be beat this year by that Red Manc crap. Anyway y’all there’s no need to fear, In fact you Irons, be of good cheer. ‘Cos our youth system doesn’t cost us too dear, And we’ll still stick the Totts up the arse with a spear!
The Terminator is back
- Saturday, 8th July 2000
- Allan Cummings
Well I’m home for the Summer in Sunny .. ahem … Stoke.
In, out, but don’t shake it all about
- Thursday, 6th July 2000
- Allan Cummings
Well it certainly seems like we’re coming to the end of our inward coming transfers and the names of possible departures are the same that we thought would go before the end of last season. Anyone with a good sense of business and who knows the clubs current financial situation would be in agreement that Harry has done a good job with pretty much nothing.
Dancing on the String of the Bigshots
- Friday, 30th June 2000
- Allan Cummings
Starring: West Ham United as The Corleone Family Harry Redknapp as Michael Mrs. Redknapp as Kay Jamie Redknapp as Paul Aldridge as Tom Hagen Paulo Di Canio as the Don Rio as Sonny Razor as Fredo Joan Gaspart as Hyman Roth And me as Connie
New Blood , New England
- Wednesday, 21st June 2000
- Allan Cummings
'Harry Redknapp believes that England's early departure from Euro 2000 could be good news for his bunch of England hopefuls. The England side is expected to see a number of casualties after the failure to get out of their group in Holland and Belgium, and begin their World Cup 2002 qualifying campaign in October. Redknapp expects the revamped squad of 22 to include his up and coming youngsters, including Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard and possibly even Joe Cole.'
Attack, Attack, Attack
- Friday, 16th June 2000
- Allan Cummings
So Man Utd stroll to the premiership title, Chelsea win an uninspiring cup final, the top five end up pretty much as predicted, no major European success for British clubs and West Ham are knocked out of the cup competitions by inferior opposition. So not much change there then. All as expected, all pretty dull.
Match of the Day
- Friday, 16th June 2000
- Allan Cummings
Well the BBC lost its rights to highlights to Premiership Football. Is this any great loss? Initially it may seem that this is no big deal to the fans with the new highlights on ITV being paid for by advertisers rather than our money through the licence fee.
The Wisdom of Howard Wilkinson
- Thursday, 15th June 2000
- Allan Cummings
I've never liked Howard Wilkinson but his actions in the past have never really interfered with my enjoyment of football and never affected West Ham but with his involvement in the U21 set up he starting to do exactly that.
Chilled? No, frozen
- Wednesday, 14th June 2000
- Allan Cummings
Were the northern lights of Amsterdam to blame for England's demoralising defeat against Portugal?
Deadwood
- Friday, 2nd June 2000
- Allan Cummings
Hammers boss Harry Redknapp will be forced to sell some of his players before he can make new signings at Upton Park. It's understood that the board will not allow any cash to be spent on new players unless some of the existing squad are off-loaded. That will come as a major blow to Redknapp who has been heavily linked with Arsenal striker Davor Suker. The Croatian has revealed that he has had an offer from a London club and the Hammers seem to be the favourites. But, even though Suker is a Bosman free transfer his wages are likely to amount to over £1million. It will be interesting to see if the board block the proposed transfer of Suker, who will make a decision over his future in the next few weeks. “
Treading Water
- Friday, 2nd June 2000
- Allan Cummings
I hate to frustrate and infuriate further ... but anyone who thought that this season was a great disappointment in our lack of success or anti-climatic to our finishing fifth last season, but there is already evidence to show that until our ground is re-developed, we are going to be, treading water, at least financially, and possibly on the pitch.
1999/2000 Season Review
- Friday, 2nd June 2000
- Allan Cummings
So the Foe man has finally struck form, since his return from the African nations he has been superb. After publicly criticising the Hammers style of play, implying it doesn't suit him he starts to display the kind of form that interested Man Utd.
Goal faeries - A true story about a plaster and blind faith
- Thursday, 1st June 2000
- Allan Cummings
What do odd socks, drinking pints with your left hand and not taking your seat until after the game has started have in common? Yes, superstitions are alive and kicking and have evolved far beyond simple prayers before a game. This is a true tale of superstitions, of unquestioning belief or naivety – take your pick…
Change
- Thursday, 1st June 2000
- Allan Cummings
It's been a long and arduous season this one. Time to gaze into kumb's crystal ball and look to the next, and attempt to guess who will be plying their trade down Green St. this August, and who of the current squad will be packing their bags.
A very 'unfortunate' situation
- Thursday, 25th May 2000
- Allan Cummings
Supposedly Leeds United are interested in both Frank Lampard and Rio Ferdinand for a total of somewhere around £18-20 million, between them. This has got to be the biggest test for the club in recent history of what its priorities are. Do we sell and run the risk of continuing with a substandard team over the next couple of years whilst the ground is redeveloped? or do we follow Leeds’ example and invest in our own young players and produce a more consistant and possibly successful first team over the next decade?
It's Rumour Time!
- Thursday, 25th May 2000
- Allan Cummings
Well that’s another season over and done with.
Wembley, Wembley
- Wednesday, 24th May 2000
- Allan Cummings
So the venue which has seen all of West Ham's greatest moments is about to be pulled down and reconstructed and after Saturday we can only pray that the new surroundings will inspire teams to produce fare that is slightly more befitting of the occasion.
A Stroll in the Park
- Tuesday, 23rd May 2000
- Allan Cummings
Well, as I predicted in my last article, the Arsenal match was our last "meaningful" match of the season, unless you count pride being at stake against Leeds to gain the 8th position spot or for losing 5-1 last time, but that was down to that useless referee Harris, not the Yorkshiremen.
That's all Folks!
- Monday, 1st May 2000
- Allan Cummings
This may well come across as whingey, conspirational and the after effect of a defeat, but I am sure that I am merely reflecting the feelings of many frustrated West Ham fans.
Let the Good Times Roll
- Wednesday, 26th April 2000
- Allan Cummings
Superb return to form by the lads recently.
Reactions
- Monday, 17th April 2000
- Allan Cummings
It’s been interesting to see the reactions of Hammers fans towards the team and manager, during our recent drubbing at Old Trafford then our two recent victories against Newcastle and Derby.
Great ground, no fans, great ground, no fans
- Tuesday, 4th April 2000
- Allan Cummings
"The irony is that it works out cheaper going away. Sheff.Weds was 18 pound a seat, so once the petrol has been split between three and the three travel cards that would be bought for a trip to the Boleyn are taken into account we're actually saving. not to mention having a decent day out.
Moansh*tster game
- Tuesday, 4th April 2000
- Allan Cummings
Well, I hoped to write a report on the moan game based on the full radio commentary. Turned on at 2:55 and to my surprise, no bloody game!! With the history of upsets and Moan victories they choose to broadcast Leeds v Chelsea, Arsenal v Wimbledon and Leeds v Chelsea!! Despite 90% of stations commentating Moan v Bradford…why not us….. why do the same game?
Franky Mac
- Friday, 31st March 2000
- Allan Cummings
Pleased to hear recently that our famous strike duo are doing so well for themselves. For Frank it wasn't the biggest shock in the world to see him in the News of the World for reasons other than scoring on the football field. But TC, our dearly beloved TC involved in a ticket scam, no wonder he was crying at the end of that final. With the same kind of almost telepathic understanding they had on the field, they manage to get themselves a result in the same week.
The Geezer
- Thursday, 30th March 2000
- Allan Cummings
Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings. For there is none worthy of the name but God, whom heaven, earth and sea obey.
Our best Ever?
- Monday, 27th March 2000
- Allan Cummings
Been too busy with university coursework to write any articles…I could moan about this for hours, whilst on the subject I could also ramble on about various WHU related curiosities and joys. Instead I shall briefly raise the points and leave it at that.
A whole season in one game - the paradox of West Ham United
- Sunday, 26th March 2000
- Allan Cummings
I believe that most Hammers fans would agree with me that Sunday's televised home match against Wimbledon, told the story of West Ham's 1999/2000 season, and maybe captured in 90 minutes, the essence of what makes supporting West Ham United both exhilarating and frustrating.
Informal, personal and wildcat
- Friday, 10th March 2000
- Allan Cummings
can't speak for the rest of you out there, but in my 38 years' experience, I have always taken a step back whenever I have encountered the word "official".
Reactions
- Sunday, 5th March 2000
- Allan Cummings
It’s been interesting to see the reactions of Hammers fans towards the team and manager, during our recent drubbing at Old Trafford then our two recent victories against Newcastle and Derby.
Oh no! It's happened again!
- Monday, 28th February 2000
- Allan Cummings
West Ham signed Charlton’s reserve keeper Sasa Ilic to fill the role of the injured Shaka Hislop and brought back Ian Feuer, to sit on the bench.
On England v Argentina
- Thursday, 24th February 2000
- Allan Cummings
1) Wembley is a toilet. I had the best seat I've ever had, and it was still a crap view. The bogs, catering are shameful. Get the bulldozers in.
England - the reason
- Thursday, 24th February 2000
- Allan Cummings
Our players are not the best passers in the world, but they aren't as bad as they have appeared in Euro 2000. The true culprit is that the players are hamstrung by the dinosaurial formation used by Keegan. The problem, and I watched this closely in the Rumania game, is that players in possession have no-one to pass to. Basically we are outnumbered in midfield, which makes retaining possession difficult for the best of teams, and impossible for an average outfit like ourselves.
Everybody sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin
- Tuesday, 8th February 2000
- Allan Cummings
As the newest member of the KUMB team, I thought I should give a brief account of myself.
Still Upbeat
- Friday, 4th February 2000
- Allan Cummings
This is all about being upbeat. Despite the horror of the Villa disaster, I'm still upbeat. I cannot possibly stay downbeat for long with things as they are. Sure, the defeats hurt, but let's not forget where we are and where we've come from.
Millennium Musings
- Wednesday, 2nd February 2000
- Allan Cummings
Happy New Year, happy February and happy Leicester, because as I write they have gone one nil up in the Worthington Cup. I'm sure all of us will be hoping that Tony Cottee can make an appearance at Wembley and walk away with a winners medal. That is of course to take nothing away from Tranmere who have done fantastically well and are probably hoping they play Premiership opposition at Prenton Park every week.
Sweet FA
- Wednesday, 5th January 2000
- Allan Cummings
Happy New Millennium all. Trust you're all millennium bug-free (wasn't that an anti-climax? I was quite looking forward to planes falling out of the sky in a kind of perverse way). Anyway ...
Turkey well and truly consumed, it's time to do some work once again.
- Thursday, 30th December 1999
- Allan Cummings
Turkey well and truly consumed, it's time to do some work once again.
The Silly Season
- Wednesday, 29th December 1999
- Allan Cummings
It's just all been a little too much for me, this past week; in fact I could almost thank our misfit club for pushing me to the edge and having it large.
Matt Jansen ...
- Tuesday, 28th December 1999
- Allan Cummings
... is up for sale. New Blackburn boss Tony Parkes is looking to offload the striker for a fee similar to the £4.3m they paid Crystal Palace a year or so ago.
You couldn't make it up ...
- Friday, 17th December 1999
- Allan Cummings
Well. I wrote in my last article about how much excitement we had 'suffered' at Upton Park during the last month, what with the Wednesday, Birmingham and Villa escapades. How little did I know that all of this was about to be eclipsed by the events of one of the most extraordinary weekends I have ever known as a Hammers fan.
The Great Escape
- Friday, 26th November 1999
- Allan Cummings
Well. What a month it has been. Not one, but three great escapes that Steve McQueen and Donald Pleasence would have been justifiably proud of. So what's happened to the Hammers lately?
Tottenham
- Monday, 15th November 1999
- Allan Cummings
Well done P.Jones of Loughborough. You've joined an elite band of jumped up tossers whose pathetic administering of reds and yellows in order to enjoy a little bit of limelight has ruined a game for us. Ruined a game for everyone, really, but especially us who've lost a man. You can book a table for 5 in London's West End, invite fellow conspirators Keith Hackett, Rob Harris, Rudi Glockner and Paul Danson, and compare tales. It'd be something like this....
Go Now
- Tuesday, 9th November 1999
- Allan Cummings
Five games since the last report; three draws (Sunderland, Steaua and Chelsea) and two defeats (Liverpool and Leeds).
Promise much, deliver little
- Thursday, 28th October 1999
- Allan Cummings
I've been thinking, yes even I do it sometimes. I can't believe our European dream is over; I cannot believe we created so many chances and failed to score. I also cannot believe how bad the game at Stamford Bridge was last Sunday. I knew I'd regret not going to Romania, I only hope now it is not another 18 years until we have a European night at the Boleyn.
Arsene: Vieira not guilty
- Wednesday, 27th October 1999
- Allan Cummings
Arsene Wenger today named 93 year old Bert Smith, landlord of the Dog and Duck between 1945 and 1967 as being 'at least as responsible for the Vieira spitting incident as Patrick himself'.
Wenger disciplines Vieira
- Sunday, 24th October 1999
- Allan Cummings
Arsene Wenger promised to discipline Patrick Vieira, after another amazing loss of discipline today. 'I will fine him' said Wenger. 'Our disciplinary structure allows me to fine him 27 pence...the price of a bag of cheese and onion crisps, and that is what I will do'. In the wake of further bad behaviour from the Senegalese sinner, Arsene stated that his temperamental midfield star was 'misunderstood, although I accept that in a few cases, he could perhaps, if it wasn't too much effort and as long as it didn't effect our team and chances of winning have behaved slightly better'.
The Art of Falling Apart
- Saturday, 23rd October 1999
- Allan Cummings
Three games since the last report; a win against Bournemouth and defeats at the hands of Middlesbrough and Steaua Bucharest.
Harry and the Youths
- Sunday, 17th October 1999
- Allan Cummings
When Harrys' reign at our beloved club is over, he will be remembered for many things. Likeable, approachable, a lion in the transfer market and a lamb on the bench, Europe 1999 - perhaps even a trophy if we're lucky.But his best, his most far reaching work has, however, been with the youths.
We're all going on a European tour
- Friday, 15th October 1999
- Allan Cummings
I've looked back on the match, and thought about how many ways there are to create a chance, and yet not end up with a goal.
Dirty Bastard
- Wednesday, 6th October 1999
- Allan Cummings
Three games since the last report; wins against Osijek and Arsenal plus defeat at Coventry.
August and September
- Sunday, 3rd October 1999
- Allan Cummings
Phew. Another cold lager, the fantastic Supergrass on the stereo. Maybe I can catch my breath, work out if anything has gone horribly wrong so far this season (don't worry, the Blurbs were a one-off in an occasional series of the madder workings of my and other peoples minds, wait until we revisit "cult of the nine"and the Bo's amongst the more surreal things that have happened this decade).
Digital Nonsense and Other Stories
- Saturday, 2nd October 1999
- Allan Cummings
Two games since the last report; a win at home to Osijek and defeat at Everton.
Eat no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil
- Tuesday, 21st September 1999
- Allan Cummings
"Let the rhythm start to play, dance with me, make me sway" the sound of teenage pop pervades the still autumnal night and reinforces my theory of the parallels between dance and football. Even the News of the Screws is in on the deal and reported last weekend that dance instructor Mileva Drljaca has been employed by Newcastle United, amongst others, to jazz up training routines. Apparently Alan Shearer could only lift his leg a short distance but now he can he can pull it up past his hips. "Well hell-ooooooh" (in my best Lesley Philips purr).
Metz
- Wednesday, 15th September 1999
- Allan Cummings
I've realised that I am still buzzing, so with one of my duty free lagers and some of the obligitory Toblerone that I feel I simply have to buy every time I go abroad, I'll try and make some sense and convey what the last 24 hours have been like.
John Moncur - Football Genius
- Wednesday, 15th September 1999
- Allan Cummings
"Hi, my name's Stereo Mike, what the hell am I doing drinking in L.A", hell I'm not even 26, or L.A for that matter.
(Not So) Happy Days
- Monday, 13th September 1999
- Allan Cummings
Last week I opened this column by reflecting on what a good week it had been to be a West Ham supporter. So predictably, and in typical fashion, this week turned out to be completely the opposite.
Round-up
- Friday, 10th September 1999
- Allan Cummings
Well, it seems like ages since I filed my last report. Parenthood has rather taken over everything in my life - believe me, this two week break in the Premiership couldn't have been better timed.
One Elle of a week
- Wednesday, 25th August 1999
- Allan Cummings
What a week it's been here at KUMB. Three Hammers matches (two wins and a draw, can't be bad) plus one of the most amazing experiences of my life - the birth of my first child, little Elle (pronounced Ell-ee in case you were wondering).
Happy Days
- Wednesday, 18th August 1999
- Allan Cummings
It's been a good week to be a West Ham United supporter.
Sun, Sea, Orbits & Shadows
- Sunday, 25th July 1999
- Allan Cummings
I catch the morning surf and ride the crest of a wave. Claret and blue bikini sitting on my hips, the sun on my back and the tide is high. The other teams paddle to try and catch the claret and blue waves but it aint happening.
Bobby On The Ball
- Sunday, 6th June 1999
- Allan Cummings
(This installment of BOBBY ON THE BALL is brought to you by the letters B and L).
Harry's Heroes
- Friday, 4th June 1999
- Allan Cummings
Again it seems an age since I have written for my favourite on line West Ham fanzine...
The Return of the Magnificent
- Saturday, 1st May 1999
- Allan Cummings
Hi y' all out there in KUMB land. Sorry it's been so long since I was last here to give you the benefit of my vast knowledge of football and all things West Ham. You know what it's like though, business to do, people to see, on me toes etc.
There's Only One John Moncur
- Saturday, 27th March 1999
- Allan Cummings
It always seems so much has happened in between my writing for KUMB, but I'd like to dedicate my ramblings here to John Moncur.
Harry's Game
- Saturday, 27th March 1999
- Allan Cummings
My, how things change in this topsy turvy, curly wurly season.
Fortunes Always Hiding
- Monday, 8th February 1999
- Allan Cummings
Happy new year, yeah right - it would be if we could stop conceding four goals a game, what's happened? We aren't leaking goals, but we are gushing goals against. I am having a hard time getting to grips with the whole thing...
Joe Cole Express
- Monday, 4th January 1999
- Allan Cummings
Happy new year to everyone, or anyone that takes the time to read my somewhat irrelevant thoughts. It's back to work for all of us and I'm having trouble carrying those extra pounds around the office, particularly after the lastest Cup debacle and to think I referred to the Swans as "only Swansea" about 5 minutes before kick off!! I guess some of us will never learn , or weren't there against Farnborough Town, Grimsby, Stockport, Luton, Wrexham etc. I was lucky enough to see the mighty Emley and the home game against the Cobblers though, lucky me eh.
St.James' Park to Elland Road
- Tuesday, 22nd December 1998
- Allan Cummings
It’s been over a month now since I’ve written for KUMB and so much has changed, or has it I hear some of the doubters cry.
Hurry Up Harry
- Friday, 18th December 1998
- Allan Cummings
Alright you lot. How's it going? Your mate, Bobby Upper Bobby, here. Well I have to tell ya, me, I feel like I've just come out of one of those 'corkscrews' you get on rollercoaster rides. Those last four away games, blimey, talk about feeling the highs and the lows.
Know What I Mean Harry
- Friday, 30th October 1998
- Allan Cummings
So here I am again for round 3. It seems everything imaginable has happened at our beloved club since I last put fingers to keys (that is other than a West Ham win).
A Load Of Cobblers
- Thursday, 1st October 1998
- Allan Cummings
So, my first week on the Knees Up Mother Brown editorial team ends with two 1-0 wins for the Hammers, yet we have managed to find ourselves out of the Mickey Mouse, sorry Worthington Cup and strangely 4th in the league, behind Villa, Derby and Wimbledon, what are the odds those three points come back to haunt us.
Wright, Wright..... Right?
- Monday, 28th September 1998
- Allan Cummings
Hi y'all chaps - like the Magnificent Seven - it's me, Bobby Upper Bobby on the return; back for a quick word like.
Hello's, Nottingham And Other Thoughts
- Tuesday, 22nd September 1998
- Allan Cummings
Welcome to my little piece, I'm not sure how over the coming season I'm going to angle my thoughts and stories for KUMB, but I hope you'll stick with me and them and hopefully we/I can all come up with something we enjoy.
Pre-Season Ponderings With West Lower Les
- Tuesday, 28th July 1998
- Allan Cummings
How y'all doing out there in Knees up Mother Brown land? Like me, West Lower Les, lapping up the final arrival of summer sun and making the most of the last of the free Saturdays I hope.
Ian Wright Q&A
- Monday, 20th July 1998
- Allan Cummings
IAN WRIGHT on the wrench of leaving Arsenal, West Ham's aspirations and his "special place" at Lancaster Gate!
Can You Adam'n'Eve it?
- Wednesday, 15th July 1998
- Allan Cummings
Just look at this picture. Can you believe it ? It's like an artefact from a parallel universe. You know, like in 'Sliders', or one of those science fiction programmes. But amazingly this image is from our world, our reality, now - July 1998. Ian Wright has signed for our very own West Ham United!
The odd couple
- Saturday, 11th April 1998
- Allan Cummings
Things were getting a bit twitchy down at West Ham around February 1997. Harry Redknapp's great foreign experiment had blown up in his face, relegation beckoned and the wisecracks that normally fly around their Chigwell training ground had dried up - replaced by long faces. 'Arry, as he is known to 'Ammers fans, was tearing his 'air out. A restless bloke at the best of times, he reacted to crisis by pacing the corridors like an exasperated general whose army was on the retreat. If he sat down for long enough, it was only to tell the same old story to his loyal lieutenant Frank Lampard: 'We're playing well, but I can't see where our next goal is coming from. We've got to move in the transfer market - or we're doomed.'
Stan Makes The Grade At The Academy
- Sunday, 8th March 1998
- Allan Cummings
If Stan had the power to change one thing about football, he would eliminate racism. Coincidentally, Lazaridis voiced his opinion the day before the premierships more notorious Stan, a certain Mr Collymore, alleged he had been insulted by a fellow professional. The Australian Lazaridis has never had to absorb anything more disparaging than 'Put another shrimp on the barbie', the kind of remark which amuses rather than affronts him.
Lampard and son maintain family business
- Friday, 6th March 1998
- Allan Cummings
Once, before they realised just what a talent Frank Lampard Jr might be, there were those that accused him of trading off the good name of his father. It hurt him deeply at the time. He was only 18. Now he is older and wiser and ready to admit that, in one respect, the detractors had a point. "When mum called out 'Frank'," he smiled, "I used to ignore her and pretend it was dad she was after. Mind you, I think he did the same."
Five things you'll never hear ...
- Tuesday, 16th December 1997
- Allan Cummings
... on the BBC's Match of the Day.
Beech on Hartson
- Wednesday, 10th September 1997
- Allan Cummings
Cyril Beech, the scout who discovered John Hartson and set the rebellious Welsh teenager on the road to fame and fortune, has talked about his early days with the Hammers striker, and how he took Hartson to one side for a no-holds-barred pep talk on one particular occasion.































































































































