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- Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:11 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Lawro at it again !
- Replies: 4241
- Views: 698183
Re: Lawro at it again !
Festering pile of mouldy knob cheese!
- Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:01 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9713
- Views: 1670857
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That's really nice, that after all these years that you have been ma...
- Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:59 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9713
- Views: 1670857
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
My wife's credit card was stolen the other week, I didn't bother reporting the theft because the thief was spending less than the wife was.
- Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:46 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9713
- Views: 1670857
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she...
- Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:25 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9713
- Views: 1670857
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was...
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:10 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Dean Ashton
- Replies: 3368
- Views: 252506
Re: Ashton top of Stoke's shopping list
Where did you hear this from?
- Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:17 am
- Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
- Topic: West Ham Utd 4 Blackburn 1 (30/08/08)
- Replies: 575
- Views: 33810
Re: West Ham Utd v Blackburn Rovers: match thread
John D wrote:So it's just me that thought the result was a travesty and we should have been grateful for a point?
Don't get me wrong - a 4-1 win is lovely, but I don't think we should be getting carried away.
We're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league :raver: :raver:
- Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:41 pm
- Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
- Topic: West Ham Utd 1 Reading 1 (26/12/07)
- Replies: 231
- Views: 18926
Re: West Ham v Reading match thread
They should have all been arrested for loitering without intent, I reckon they were all drunk.
- Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:03 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1115870