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by baldrockerammer
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:11 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 4241
Views: 698183

Re: Lawro at it again !

Festering pile of mouldy knob cheese!
by baldrockerammer
Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:01 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670857

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That's really nice, that after all these years that you have been ma...
by baldrockerammer
Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:59 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670857

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

My wife's credit card was stolen the other week, I didn't bother reporting the theft because the thief was spending less than the wife was.
by baldrockerammer
Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:46 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670857

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she...
by baldrockerammer
Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:25 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670857

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was...
by baldrockerammer
Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:10 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Dean Ashton
Replies: 3368
Views: 252506

Re: Ashton top of Stoke's shopping list

Where did you hear this from?
by baldrockerammer
Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:17 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 4 Blackburn 1 (30/08/08)
Replies: 575
Views: 33810

Re: West Ham Utd v Blackburn Rovers: match thread

John D wrote:So it's just me that thought the result was a travesty and we should have been grateful for a point?

Don't get me wrong - a 4-1 win is lovely, but I don't think we should be getting carried away.

We're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league :raver: :raver: :thup:
by baldrockerammer
Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:41 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1 Reading 1 (26/12/07)
Replies: 231
Views: 18926

Re: West Ham v Reading match thread

They should have all been arrested for loitering without intent, I reckon they were all drunk.
by baldrockerammer
Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:03 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1115870

another one :wink: Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket. "How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer. "Watch and you'll see,&q...