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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How much do you care about relegation?
Replies: 187
Views: 4659

Re: How much do you care about relegation?

Something has happened to football that no longer excites everyone. A few observations as to what's changed it for me, certainly in the last few years: 1) The introduction a manufactured atmosphere or even a lack of atmosphere as is evident in the OS. 2) The attempt at fleecing fans for every penny...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How much do you care about relegation?
Replies: 187
Views: 4659

Re: How much do you care about relegation?

Ineos are interested in getting into football. Chelsea was the target but apparently they walked away at the £3bn asking price. Cannot imagine a Championship club would interest them though. Too late for us. Last year they did a €100 million takeover of the French club OGC Nice. https://external-co...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Has my fire really gone out ?
Replies: 46
Views: 1831

Re: Has my fire really gone out ?

He was that dog .............some say he still walks the mean streets of Cork others say he moved North to Donegal , some say they saw him over at the Galway Races last year , one thing's for sure ....he's got nothing left to lick , his b*llocks were kicked clean off and that's why they call him......
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Protests against the board being planned
Replies: 1981
Views: 99794

Re: Protests against the board being planned

So we can expect to see you leading by example then, on the centre spot waving a corner flag about? I'm retired 8-) Go for it mate, but a fine and a criminal record probably isn't worth it, but a life ban probably is, given the **** that get's served up up every week. Been there and done that back ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:07 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: George Levine: Amsterhammer
Replies: 72
Views: 1721

Re: George Levine: Amsterhammer

I remember him from the Earl of Wakefield back in the day (must be nearly 20 years ago now) and I do recall talking to him on several occasions but I was usually so mashed after a game I barely remember what we spoke about. Always seemed a good sort and I never had a problem with him but I remember ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Protests against the board being planned
Replies: 1981
Views: 99794

Re: Protests against the board being planned

The only thing these owners will take notice of is pitch invasions and rowdy protests in the ground with plenty of banners. You saw how they sat up and took notice the last time it happened and how draconian the stewards were on confiscating any banners with GSB out. Doing it on a televised game wou...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How much do you care about relegation?
Replies: 187
Views: 4659

Re: How much do you care about relegation?

I think everyone should resign themselves to the fact we’re going down this season. The player’s attitude last night just confirmed that as well as they manager’s tactical nous. We’re doomed and could even be in the relegation zone tonight if Liverpool tonk us on Wednesday. It won’t make an iota of ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:32 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28358
Views: 2043709

Re: Little things that irritate you

Is there anything more annoying than getting stuck next to a group of whittering women on the train in the morning? Yes, being stuck behind two fucknuggets looking at their phones while you're climbing some stairs. I had to summon all the strength in my body not to grab both of them by the back of ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:59 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Leicester City v West Ham United: Match Thread
Replies: 765
Views: 22774

Re: Leicester City v West Ham United: Match Thread

There was just one piece of good news from this match. At least we won't see that useless plodding Snodgrass again this season and we may yet have seen his last in a West Ham shirt. Rejoice in that news. :scarfer: His absence I would say slightly, but not by much, improves our chances of staying up...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 22, 2020 12:08 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Testicular Cancer
Replies: 37
Views: 551

Re: Testicular Cancer

Samba wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:42 pm
Normally gets 'em out at the drop of a hat, I heard..
I get 'em out at the drop of a Dutch cap.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 22, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 124
Views: 1788

Re: Jeans

btajim - mcfc wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:29 am
Why would you look good in some of the gear on their site? It's a bit, um, loud: https://www.balenciaga.com/gb/men/sneakers
Nearly £600 for these abominations? Jesus H Christ on a chopper .... :shock:

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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 22, 2020 12:00 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28358
Views: 2043709

Re: Little things that irritate you

My father-in-law had dementia, him and others in his care home towards the end had multiple medical problems, no idea which planet they were on or who anyone was and were doubly incontinent. In a way it was a blessing that he couldn't remember how he used to be, but it was heartbreaking to see such...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:49 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with
Replies: 92
Views: 2024

Re: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with

Hampshire Hammer wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:57 pm
Only if you were the bearded bloke with a long ginger wig and wearing a yellow dress (I thought you were hd1)
Bang to rights I'm afraid.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:46 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28358
Views: 2043709

Re: Little things that irritate you

Get one of these babies. If you can carry it around with you, nobody is nicking your bike unless they've got oxy-acetalyne cutter or an angle grinder: https://www.almax-security-chains.co.uk/index.php?route=product/product&path=64&product_id=55 Probably the best chains on the market today. I use the...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with
Replies: 92
Views: 2024

Re: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with

Hampshire Hammer wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:27 am
Pretty sure that I've had drunken chats with GCRO in the Black Lion garden a couple of times, without either of us mentioning our KUMB identities.
Were you that bloke in the gingham frock and red stilletoes that kept trying to touch me inappropriately ?
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:20 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28358
Views: 2043709

Re: Little things that irritate you

Some absolute cad has beaten me to it ... damn you !!

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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:52 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28358
Views: 2043709

Re: Little things that irritate you

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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:33 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28358
Views: 2043709

Re: Little things that irritate you

Bend it like Repka wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:13 am
Toasters that cook faster on one side than the other.

Side 1, perfect light tan
Side 2, dark brown, needs a scrape

Grrrrrrr
I've always wanted to go on Dragon's Den and market a transparent toaster.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Getting a cat to take tablets
Replies: 37
Views: 485

Re: Getting a cat to take tablets

vietnammer wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:14 am
There's always GCRO's artificial insemination kit
With a boat race like mine, producing one of them makes girls feel a hell of a lot more at ease around me :lol:
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:42 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 124
Views: 1788

Re: Jeans

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:14 am
GCRO - Levi 501. Has experimented with black ones.
Spot on mate, although now it's mainly just combats or kevlar jeans