We have about 12 or 13 players being flogged to death all season

Moyes has worked miracles to get us this far in both the league and this cup

Shame on you David Sullivan this is all on you

Andy Carroll the only thing he didn't break was sweat.

A man goes to the doctors with a problem,

he says "after I masturbate I start singing You'll never walk alone"

Doctor replies "Don't worry son a lot of ****ers sing that"

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Keep going you are doing great

He's as tough as old boots he will make it

If he isn't stood in front of Fab ...then it's an easy catch for Fab...if he's not offside it'd be due to us having a player on the line who clears the header. Totally made up hypotheticals but more believable than whatever a 'subjective' offside is. A few seasons ago Soucek rifled in a great goal ...

Bubbles Fortuna wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:42 pm Did he mean it?

yup



I think he puts evey corner in the same way,

sometimes we get a header on it but if no one touches it either the keeper has to punch it or it's going in

I reckon despite us playing so poorly this season due to having about 13 players,

that if we didn't get blatantly robbed by Var and some refs in about 7 or 8 games that we would be a point ahead of Aston Villa right now.

How was that not a foul on Kudus just before their free kick they got for running into Emerson and falling down

HammerJammer wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:30 am Our main owner may be a porn baron, but at least he's not a convicted criminal…

Be a waste of time putting him in jail anyway he would just escape slipping out between the bars.

Italian Hammer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 10:29 pm Makes the 9 points we have dropped in the last 4 games even more difficult to swallow.

Dropped ? robbed you mean

k-r-c wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 10:24 pm More annoyingly that result is worse for us.

I prefer to be only three points behind Man United than six

a soft penalty and a deflection I love it

The Old Man of Storr wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:30 am Same reason I don't watch those Porn programmes - the feeling of inadequacy is overwhelming .

Corrected for you Tomos

How could any parent look at their new born baby girl and choosing a name decide she looks like a " Fanny "

SoulCircus wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:40 pm Not a kid but I was talking to a customer the other day called Phillip Phillips. I mean why?

I know a Brian O'Brien

In the nineteen fifties a 6 year old girl is helping her mother with the cooking at the kitchen table.

The little girl says " Mummy, I think I am a boy "

The mother replies " Well your not darling "



And that was the end of that bollox.

Delighted to hear your good news Tomos, a great weight has been lifted for you.

Enjoy everything you can everybody life is so short.

Wishing you good luck for tomorrow Tomos