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by don't burst my bubble
Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 👋 Farewell, Gianluca Scamacca
Replies: 4489
Views: 346888

Re: ✍ Gianluca Scamacca

Stulaw wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:11 pm I posted something about 6 pages ago.

What's Scamacca you? Hey! Grab a goal or two
He's in claret & blue, why you look-a so glad?
You're a handsome lad, he has a lot of pace.
Ah Scamacca the place!

:lol: :lol:
by don't burst my bubble
Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 👋 Farewell, Gianluca Scamacca
Replies: 4489
Views: 346888

Re: ✍ Gianluca Scamacca

Stulaw wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:11 pm "he’s a handsome lad”
That works, there is definetley something there to work with :grin:
by don't burst my bubble
Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 👋 Farewell, Gianluca Scamacca
Replies: 4489
Views: 346888

Re: ✍ Gianluca Scamacca

New song....

What's Scamacca you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!

Yes?....No ?  ....Maybe needs a bit of work ?  :crylol: :crylol:
by don't burst my bubble
Sat Mar 12, 2022 9:35 pm
Forum: The Memorial Ground
Topic: Romford (Chas Chandler)
Replies: 1104
Views: 161193

Re: Romford

Just saw the news on Facebook and came back on KUMB to confirm it was the same Romford.
I never knew Romford but I have been a member of this group for 20 years and I alwas loved reading his posts posts, hearing his stories and having a good laugh at his great sense of humour.
RIP Romford.
by don't burst my bubble
Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:23 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

One from my personal archives :-) Olden but Golden! A TV detector van was doing the rounds and stopped at a house, the TV man got out and knocked on the door. "Good morning, madam," he said as the door opened. "Could I see your TV licence please?" "I'm just on my way out,&qu...
by don't burst my bubble
Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:31 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

The US Labour Department got a tip-off that a rancher wasn't paying proper wages to his workers, and they sent an investigator to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them,' demanded the investigator. 'Well,' replied the rancher, 'there's my ranch hands, who've been...
by don't burst my bubble
Wed Nov 11, 2020 8:00 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that Imperial College are running in partnership with Oxford University. It's important that we all do our part to beat this virus. The vaccine is the one that has ...
by don't burst my bubble
Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:22 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

:lol:
Suffolk Iron wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:48 pm I had to laugh during the emergency drill on board the plane yesterday, when the Stewardess said "Put your head between your knees" some bloke shouted 'if I could do that I woulden't be going to Thailand!"
by don't burst my bubble
Tue Jun 02, 2020 9:25 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Have I missed something ?
by don't burst my bubble
Sat May 30, 2020 10:53 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian. They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area. Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a pr...
by don't burst my bubble
Fri May 15, 2020 10:20 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Westcliffspur wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 10:12 am My house is meant to be haunted but I've been here 270 years and not seen a single ghost.
Like that :-)
by don't burst my bubble
Sat May 02, 2020 6:36 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Westcliffspur wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 9:20 am We only know the figures for Boris Johnson's children born in hospital. The real figure could be much higher.
:thup:
by don't burst my bubble
Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:09 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I need to tell you guys something. When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass. Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life kid, be happy because time ...
by don't burst my bubble
Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:36 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

**** me, I just took the bins out and got a round of applause
by don't burst my bubble
Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:53 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

psychoscoredthelot wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:33 pm I bet the bloke who invented hand sanitizer is rubbing his hands together at the moment
:lol:
by don't burst my bubble
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:55 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool. Billy walks on to the stage and asks him, "Can you help with my hearing"....? The Pope says, "yes" and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays, he removes his hands and says, "How is your hearing now"...? Billy Say...
by don't burst my bubble
Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:39 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Puff Daddy wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:35 pm Some people I know went on a cruise and said the cabaret was by Billy Ocean
FFS :thdn:
by don't burst my bubble
Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Just been in Aldi doing my Xmas food shop & I was behind an old dear in the queue.
Her bill came to £41.80 but when she counted out her change she had just under £40.
She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted seeing as its Xmas & in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
by don't burst my bubble
Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Westcliffspur wrote:Royal Scott Crystal are commissioning a commemorative statue of Anthony Joshua celebrating his first fight in the USA.

It's very authentic - the statue is made out of the same glass as his chin.
Did you make that up ?
by don't burst my bubble
Sat May 11, 2019 9:58 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9829
Views: 1731000

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Met a girl down the pub last night, she said to me

“Come outside and I will show you a good time”

So I went with her...

....and she ran 100 metres in 9.98 seconds