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by stammer
Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Roberto Jimenez
Replies: 348
Views: 23272

Re: Roberto Jimenez

He seemed to react a second slower than usual keepers and dived like watching a tree getting chopped down. I'm not writing him off just yet and he'll have my full support. I just don't have the same confidence as usual. Hope I'm proved utterly wrong and he is a great success. goes down slower than ...
by stammer
Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:39 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Roberto Jimenez
Replies: 348
Views: 23272

Re: Roberto Jimenez

Someone needs to remove the broom he seems to have up his back.
by stammer
Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1364
Views: 80386

Re: caption time thread

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a043b366957da157e2557c5/1566038316069-XDTEFHRCYK646FWLW910/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kFFNnQ3V313T8EgQI9vy-MpZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZUJFbgE-7XRK3dMEBRBhUpxEtUtX4NQ5nHX8mnrrs6YYA7F1FAZKrftCCvERa390rnJG7hqixwCFWkwJn56lgaE/proxy.duckduckgo.com....
by stammer
Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Anyone else envious of Wolves? (non WHU)
Replies: 202
Views: 11861

Re: Anyone else envious of Wolves? (non WHU)

Fair play I remember being there when they only had two stands. That horrible nasally whine though is nowt to be envious of though.
by stammer
Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Watford 1-3 West Ham Utd (24/08/19)
Replies: 894
Views: 34586

Re: ⚽ Watford v West Ham Utd: match thread

Great-yarmouth-iron wrote:Troy deeney has also been ruled out for a number of weeks due to a minor knee operation :scarfer:
Not minor for him he is swapping it with his face. Not all good news for the deeney house as mrs deeney needs to find something else to keep the kids away from the fire.
by stammer
Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: If a multi billionaire wanted to buy West Ham...
Replies: 142
Views: 10171

Re: If a multi billionaire wanted to buy West Ham...

Georgee Paris wrote:True story - I once tried to pursue Mike Ashley to buy West Ham, this was before he got Newcastle.
F-me Georgee you must be one sloth like mother if you could not catch that lardy vulture
by stammer
Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1113748

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

Monkeybubbles wrote:Ajeti? Not on my sasquatch.
Abominable
by stammer
Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1113748

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

This defeatism - this desire to sell and capitulate at the first sign of any interest in a player - is doing my nut in. We deserve to be crap if that's what we are and who we are. The signal sent throughout the team is not great stepping stone Utd and/or we aren’t looking to be anything. You cannot...
by stammer
Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:58 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1364
Views: 80386

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Is this your card ?
by stammer
Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1364
Views: 80386

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image

Shame that this c*ntish moment was the catalyst to the most uplifting atmosphere I have experienced at a match, not a caption just a fact.
by stammer
Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1364
Views: 80386

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
The folly of trying to referee a game while filling out your betting slip.
by stammer
Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1364
Views: 80386

Re: caption time thread

Hernandez awakes from his snooze declaring that nobody leaves the room till the japester that stole his tee shirt fesses up
by stammer
Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd Daily News & Gossip
Replies: 4392
Views: 350223

Re: West Ham Utd Daily News & Gossip

Cheers CH the return of the prodigal sun ( and mirror and mail and...)

Must be a slow news day as they have resorted to comedy

Ade-facking-Bayor
Unravelled Morrison
Arni with hair

Stop it your killing me
by stammer
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:21 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1113748

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

StevePottsGoalsReel wrote:
C'mon mate, priorities! There's a lot of people waiting on you here, you know...
damo wrote:...and then there's the people waiting for you to leave the house
John Terry
by stammer
Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1113748

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

S-H wrote:Had to read that twice then..
GaryP wrote:ditto :)
3x, do your own dirty work belchio, you filthy beast, was my overriding reaction on the first 2
by stammer
Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1113748

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

Aztec Hammer wrote:West Ham posted celebratory videos of “We’ve got Diop” on all the social media platforms.
please don't mention that f*ckin' god awful song, i am sure it induced tinnitus in chubby baby and hastened his departure, everywhere the poor ****er went around London, the dirge was not far behind
by stammer
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:22 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1113748

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

Croydon wrote:I think Lobotka is similar to Wilshire

Often misspelled ?
by stammer
Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:02 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1113748

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

Georgee Paris wrote:I think lanzini and wilshere are after the same spot.
next to the jar of humbugs in the medical room ?
by stammer
Sat May 04, 2019 4:45 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 3-0 Southampton (04/05/19)
Replies: 359
Views: 20665

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Southampton: Match Thread

S-H wrote:Just landed, what have missed?
an "I" ?
by stammer
Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Transfer news and rumours
Replies: 1897
Views: 165752

Re: Transfer news and rumours

Puff Daddy wrote:We have scouted Millwall full back, Romeo.

best advised that he make the switch in a brendan rodgers stylee, send a van back up to scotland for the furniture and trimmings