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by eejay
Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:30 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Alessandro Diamanti
Replies: 2665
Views: 248501

Re: Alessandro Diamanti

I've said this before (possibly on this thread :oops: ) but Diamanti is a classic West Ham player. Not really good enough to play for one of the big boys, has holes in his game that you could drive a bus through but has that little touch of flair and madness that make him popular and, occasionally,...
by eejay
Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:00 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Alessandro Diamanti
Replies: 2665
Views: 248501

Re: Alessandro Diamanti

I like him , bit of a luxury player i would admit . But i would pick him .
by eejay
Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:00 pm
Forum: Music, Film & TV
Topic: What Are You Listening To Right Now
Replies: 20427
Views: 267153

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now

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by eejay
Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:30 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

just been thrown out of a muslim clothes shop ................................
................only asked if they had any bomber jackets !!!
by eejay
Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:46 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Glasgow and flew t...
by eejay
Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:44 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for pounds. It was obvious she was a little irritated. . . . .. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat pounds fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Wh...
by eejay
Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:41 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Teacher to her class of primary school kids says “Who can tell me the name of something which ends in TOR and eats things” Little Mary puts up her hand and says "Miss, Miss an alligaTOR” “Very good” says the teacher Little Billy puts up his hand and says "Miss, Miss a PredaTOR” “That reall...
by eejay
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:56 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anythin...
by eejay
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:47 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital . One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When t...
by eejay
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:30 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

" Hi mate , just driving my new Toyota Prius. Chat later, can't stop.........................
by eejay
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:27 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Murphy-"Tell me now, what's your pet hate?"

Paddy- "It doesn't like things stuck up it's arse !!"
by eejay
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:25 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

What do you call a Mexican peeping tom?


Senior minge !!!!
by eejay
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:24 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

[quote= Ahem, anyway, an unintelligent person comes home from his first day on the new building site and his wife notices he has 'L' and 'R' painted in red on his left and right boots respectively. What's that for ? she asks........after some thought he explains that it's so he can get them the rig...
by eejay
Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:26 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Rocketron wrote:Rocketron wrote:[quote

Nice joke, but it's Caretaker in the UK not Janitor.
Not necessarily a pop at you fellah, everyone that posts US jokes without editing. :D

em........................in Scotland it;s janitor (jannie)

My sincere apologies, eejay. :oops:
accepted
by eejay
Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:10 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Missus asks ;'Why don't we make love like they do in films?"
So i bent her over ****ed her up the arse and came over her face.........................

















Turns out we don't watch same films !!!!
by eejay
Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:08 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Man driving down the road.
Woman driving up the road.
They pass each other.
Man shouts out the window .FUCKIN BIG FAT COW!!!
Woman yells out window ; FUCKIN ****er !!!
Woman drives round the corner and is killed instant



If only women would listen ..............................
by eejay
Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:03 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Rocketron wrote:[quote

Nice joke, but it's Caretaker in the UK not Janitor.
Not necessarily a pop at you fellah, everyone that posts US jokes without editing. :D
em........................in Scotland it;s janitor (jannie)
by eejay
Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:54 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

LOVE IS

Whenever a woman complains about giving a blow job, just remind her how it is easier to swallow a teaspoon of cream than it is to lick a dead fish.
by eejay
Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:53 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

IN DA PUB Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything but Stella. Barman asks ‘what’s wrong with Stella?’ Bloke say’s ‘I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was F***king skint.’ Barman say’s ’12 pints of anything costs about the same. Bloke replies ‘Skint is my dog.’
by eejay
Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:52 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1671063

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

SCHOOL DAYS

I can still remember play-time at school. A bit of footy, sneakin’ a quick cigarette & trying to finger the girls behind the bike shed.

I f***king loved that jannie’s job.