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by AnthraxDave
Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend games Sept 20th-22nd
Replies: 110
Views: 4297

Re: Weekend games Sept 20th-22nd

Ridiculous scenes at Hartlepool today.
by AnthraxDave
Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Manchester United: Match Thread
Replies: 663
Views: 32674

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Manchester United: Match Thread

It is set up perfectly for us to win this.
Cue 1-0 loss with a dodgy VAR in their favour.
by AnthraxDave
Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27708
Views: 1964061

Re: Little things that irritate you

They never ****ing learn, vile media outlet.
by AnthraxDave
Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:28 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Football or Muggy Bonehead?
Replies: 28
Views: 1252

Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Eggs'n'nuts wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:54 am
Guy Ritchie.
Muggy Bonehead.

Shane Warne
by AnthraxDave
Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:42 pm
Forum: Helpdesk
Topic: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum
Replies: 256
Views: 8667

Re: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum

The new-look forum just made me do a sex-wee
by AnthraxDave
Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bury FC: Dawson vs Dale (non WHU)
Replies: 151
Views: 8735

Re: Bury FC: Dawson vs Dale (non WHU)

Similar thing happened with Hereford back in 2014; Bought by a dodgy owner, massive debt, a large asset (football ground) in prime commercial redevelopment location. We formed ourselves into an army of spoilers and took on the dodgy owners and deliberately made the club go bust in order to reform as...
by AnthraxDave
Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Newport state of mind - roughest places we've played
Replies: 94
Views: 4861

Re: Newport state of mind - roughest places we've played

Accrington.
Christ on a bike, what a pit that whole place is.
Not just the football ground, but the people, the bleakness and the chavtastic nature of it all.
by AnthraxDave
Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:50 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes
Replies: 2871
Views: 35864

Re: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes

I would shag Isa Guha so hard.
by AnthraxDave
Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:07 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes
Replies: 2871
Views: 35864

Re: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes

Root has to go.
His tenure as Captain has been abysmal, save a jammy series win against India.

But replace him with who? Stokes? Broad?
by AnthraxDave
Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Online Dating
Replies: 142
Views: 7854

Re: Online Dating

6 months ago, I went out with a bird I met online on one of these ****ed things. She was a 10/10 in the looks and body department. ****ing hell, stunning. 8 years younger than me, so early-30's. Run her own cake making service, etc. We were getting on really well and having a great laugh about footb...
by AnthraxDave
Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:57 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes
Replies: 2871
Views: 35864

Re: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes

To be fair, even though there has been no play, TMS do a great job of helping us office-based twats pass the time!
by AnthraxDave
Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:01 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27708
Views: 1964061

Re: Little things that irritate you

When people in shops give you your change, and they put the coins on top of the note, which they put flat in your hand.
Give them me separately, you *****.
by AnthraxDave
Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:55 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1075541

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

I'd definitely keep Antonio.
Looked like he had his mojo back towards the end of last season, and could fill in as a striker if desperately needed.

I really fancy us to finish above Man Utd.
by AnthraxDave
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:49 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Your worst ever hangover
Replies: 57
Views: 2547

Re: Your worst ever hangover

Had a skinful one night back in 2006 at a pissup for my mate's Birthday and England were also playing in the World Cup that evening. Somehow made it into work the next morning but started to feel rougher as the time ticked by. At about 10am, I felt the need to take a **** really ****ing badly, so we...
by AnthraxDave
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Prediction thread
Replies: 74
Views: 3547

Re: Prediction thread

Optimistic head is firmly on....

- We'll finish 5th, above Arsenal and Chelsea
- GD will be +14
- 2 draws against Spurs
- Diop and Rice
- Ben Johnson
- 3rd Round League Cup
- Semi-Final FA Cup

NURSE!
by AnthraxDave
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:31 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1075541

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

I think it would be a massive shame if Hernandez left. Easily one of the best finishers in the league. I'd love to see him and Haller up front together, could be magic with a midfield diamond of Anderson-Fornals-Wilshere/Lanzini-Rice behind them. Obviously, we'd concede 10 goals each game, but we'd ...
by AnthraxDave
Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:29 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27708
Views: 1964061

Re: Little things that irritate you

The people who work at the same Hospital as me who leave used toilet paper on the floor of the staff toilets, rather than flushing it :thdn: Apparently, it is the foreign Nurses/Doctors, because they don't flush toilet paper back home or something. The mind boggles. *edit* Also, best of luck, Tenner...
by AnthraxDave
Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes
Replies: 2871
Views: 35864

Re: England Cricket Summer 2019 ODI World Cup and Ashes

A bit left-field, and I know it is a different format, but Roy and Bairstow were great as openers during the World Cup. Should have tried them opening together vs Ireland. Either way, I would go with the following lineup for Edgbaston. Roy Burns Root Bairstow Stokes Buttler Woakes Ali Curran Archer ...
by AnthraxDave
Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: the dinner thread
Replies: 1264
Views: 54536

Re: the dinner thread

^ You don't win friends with Salad. Evening meal for me was a Baguette from Tesco, with an Aldi combo of their Topside sliced Beef, Horseradish, Lettuce and Tomato. I love Aldi stuff. I was a bit of a snob about the place until I first went there this time last year. Their Pate's and Cheeses are out...