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by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:02 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

While on manners I always make sure at the bar that someone who was there before me gets served first. Seems to be an etiquette that is getting more frequent, & its a good thing. However, woe betide someone that strolls up & gets served before me if I have been waiting.
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:51 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 4005
Views: 373626

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

I think I'll be getting a Tupperware coffin. That will keep the little blighters out! :thup:
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:15 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

This apparent trend of getting a wet shave at the barbers shop. Has everyone forgotten how to use a bloody razor?? Waiting in a barbers shop is tedious enough, but there is nothing more frustrating than seeing the bloke in front of you get his barnet finished then get foamed up for a shave. Not exac...
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:22 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

American football.
And those that think its wonderful & god help you if you don't agree with them.
Dreadful 'sport'
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:50 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

sendô wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:18 am
Appraisals.

The single most pointless tick box exercise.
Yep. We have an online appraisal system that we have to complete before the 31st Jan. No-one gives a flying F, everyone just ticks the defaults. Everyone knows nothing will come of it, so why give it any attention?
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:47 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Your Groundhog Day menu
Replies: 33
Views: 1090

Re: Your Groundhog Day menu

Breakfast = Full Monty fry up. (No beans though YUK!!)
Morning snack = Greggs sausage roll
Lunch = Hams salad sandwich on tiger bread doorstep
Afternoon snack = Snickers bar
Dinner = Roast beef with all the trimmings.

I wouldn't live long through obesity, but hey ho.
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:20 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Might take a minute this one....

Sir Alex Ferguson is a guest speaker at a Royal gala dinner.
The Queen turns to Phil the Greek & says "I recognize that man from somewhere"
Phillip replies "Man United Elizabeth"
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:16 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

DBMB :D
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:52 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

ageing hammer wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:28 pm
The man who invented auto correct has died.

May he roast in piss.
His funfair is on Monkey
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:41 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

took a minute....
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:22 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

Nearly got thrown out of Twickenham last year for having a barney with someone pushing in the bar queue. Proper grinds the gears people that do that. To be fair, he got moved to the back by the stewards, but they threatened me with ejection.
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:05 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:59 am
I've just found out she's 71.

I'm going to hell.
Lock up your care homes.....
by Dover KUMB fan
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:16 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

stuboy wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:23 am
Feeling old.

As of this morning I'm a Great Uncle.

Great ****ing Uncle.
Try Great Great uncle (I'm 48) :shock:
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:44 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I was walking past a pet shop, & there was a beautiful cat sitting in the shop window. Next to it was a sign saying 'Cat imported from Holland for sale'
So I went in and asked....
"How Dutch is that moggy in the window?"
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:03 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Got a viagra stuck in my throat before. I had a stiff neck for ages
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:17 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

Have we all died & I survived an apocalypse?? Never seen it so deathly quiet in here
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:25 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:59 pm
That's my New Year resolution sorted.

**** you, jokes thread.
And I thought finding the duplicates would be easy this year. don't you have 20 20 vision? :oops:
by Dover KUMB fan
Fri Jan 03, 2020 3:00 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7497
Views: 1353785

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Steady on Sauce, my great Grandfather was killed in a death camp.
He got sloshed & fell out of his watchtower :oops:
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:14 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

Never watched a single episode of that Eggs.
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Jan 02, 2020 9:45 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28599
Views: 2068991

Re: Little things that irritate you

The Old Man of Storr wrote:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 8:03 am
I like Mrs Brown - there again I liked Miranda so maybe I'm a bit weird . :D
I'd go full on raving fruitcake. Both are as funny as a burning orphanage. But If you like it, who am I to say otherwise?