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by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:14 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8062
Views: 736128

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Polaroid, as far as smart responses go, that will take some beating! I doff my cap sir! :lol:
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:49 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27864
Views: 1986113

Re: Little things that irritate you

Agreed. If it isn't bought from a RBL collector or display, then the RBL are getting nothing from your purchase. Why should some dodgy EBay sweatshop in Hong Kong profit from remembering the fallen?
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:30 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Your Man Cave
Replies: 43
Views: 2248

Re: Your Man Cave

Sadly (Under much protest) my man cave has turned into the step daughters storage room as her new gaff is smaller than her last. So the Hornby stuff hasn't seen the light for months. I just about have enough room now to sit at the computer, & to rehearse the music stuff stood in a corner. Could be t...
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:13 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I shall be using that elsewhere :lol:
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:16 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Social media shopping scams
Replies: 28
Views: 759

Re: Social media shopping scams

Ordered a superb looking R2 D2 bin from the US of A from a facebook ad. Never got it, never got a reply from the contact us Email. Looks like they got loads of people as the amount of comments under the ad later on were pretty much saying it was a scam
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:37 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27864
Views: 1986113

Re: Little things that irritate you

Operation Brock on the M20. One big knee jerk pile of horse poop that screws everyone up. An accident or breakdown, & thats it. You can expect to sit still for ages if there is any mishap. One day, we will get a shitstorm free drive to work, I can but dream.
by Dover KUMB fan
Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:42 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:07 pm
I've given up with Dover.
I think I’m getting senile in my dotage.
On the plus side, I do make new friends every day
by Dover KUMB fan
Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:38 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I’m fed up with people moaning about the price of things
£1:50 for a tea, £2 for a coffee, £3 for slice of cake, £2:50 for parking.
Honestly, if they don’t stop moaning I might stop inviting them round my house
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:21 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:28 pm
The Magnificent Seven were invited to appear in a lucrative series of adverts for aftershave,filmed in Liverpool, but only six did.





Yul never wore cologne...
You silly b..... :lol:
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:25 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I just sold my entire collection of Dusty Springfield singles & albums
Now I just don't know what to do with my shelf
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27864
Views: 1986113

Re: Little things that irritate you

That most female politicians are well lets just say not pleasant to the eye. Teresa May, Angela Merkel, and don't get me started on that Arlene Foster. I know I shouldn't say it but Jesus their faces are in the news nearly every day and it's torture, no wonder Brady is in politics too. :lol: Esther...
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:43 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I ate 50 Kinder eggs last night.
Who says I'm not full of surprises?
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:01 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27864
Views: 1986113

Re: Little things that irritate you

claretandblue82 wrote:
Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:59 pm
The words ‘black beauty’! As soon as I hear those words the ****ing theme tune comes into my head! b*stard horse!
To be fair, what a magnificent theme tune it was though
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:08 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

A man has claimed he now knows how to do origami backwards.
I'm sure we will hear more as this story unfolds
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:12 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Phew!!! :phew:
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:45 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I paid a carpenter up front to make me a double bed.
He’s only gone and done a bunk
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Tattoo Question (WHU Related)
Replies: 28
Views: 1673

Re: Tattoo Question (WHU Related)

Got this one on my calf. So got both football & band ones
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by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:45 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Sauce.. :lol:
by Dover KUMB fan
Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:01 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Back in the 70's, my dad sent me down the Chinese takeaway to get his cigarettes. I gave him the obligitory note that my dad wrote to the owner granting permission to sell me 20 No6.
Dad wasn't happy when I returned with 2 bin liners full of chicken chow mein.
by Dover KUMB fan
Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:36 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315094

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

What do you call a Chinese woman with a food processor on her head?
Brenda