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by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Nov 21, 2023 11:00 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Things you did as a kid
Replies: 93
Views: 4711

Re: Things you did as a kid

Penny for the Guy Yeah as a toddler my older brother would take me out doing penny for the guy in a pushchair. Stick oversized trousers & jumper on me & tie the ends off. Then put a balaclava & mask on me. Seems harsh, but was proper funny when it scared the bejesus out of a few old dea...
by Dover KUMB fan
Fri Nov 10, 2023 11:15 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Sayings That the Old folks used
Replies: 164
Views: 6311

Re: Sayings That the Old folks used

An older lady where I work comes out with some that leave us baffled. If two people are talking nonsense its "One is talking about 5h1t, & the other one's talking about eating it" or on a winters day it's "Cold enough outside for a walking stick" WTF? Someone already mentione...
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Nov 09, 2023 2:44 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 15497
Views: 1175797

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Manchester United. Make me smile a lot of late
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:41 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Youthful pranks
Replies: 62
Views: 3997

Re: Youthful pranks

Back to school days for these... The old gag of stamping on a ketchup sachet to get someone spattered up the leg was always popular. But near our school there were houses whose front walls were about ankle height, and there was a small drop into the front gardens normally full of bushes behind the w...
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Nov 06, 2023 2:50 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Today i bumped into...
Replies: 3966
Views: 661031

Re: Today i bumped into...

the pink palermo wrote: Sat Oct 28, 2023 9:22 pm Carrie Johnson, Boris's current squeeze, in a restaurant off of Oxford st.

You know, I might. :oops:
She's not bad but the thought of stirring Boris' porridge isn't a pleasant one
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Nov 02, 2023 9:53 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703123

Re: Little things that irritate you

Has anybody tried to open a new bank account for a school leaver lately ? Sweet Baby J, Dante's 7 Rings Of Hell would be more preferable !!!! This. Was going to open one at NatWest for my partners daughter, but they just made it mission impossible and lost her application. Ended up doing it through...
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Nov 01, 2023 4:10 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 6863
Views: 537581

Re: Things you have never understood

Why alcohol makes some people all happy and laxxed and others get all angry. More odd than that is people who say something like "Gin makes me grumpy or rum makes me happy' Alcohol is alcohol & I always think it depends on the frame of mind while you are drinking as to what mood you end up...
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Oct 30, 2023 2:19 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Your teachers
Replies: 78
Views: 3636

Re: Your teachers

I could be here all day with some teacher memories. I'll pick out a few We had the almost obligatory paedo games teacher that paid far too much attention watching us go in the showers. Mr H. Maths. Would physically assault you if you played about in his class, just about stopped short of hitting you...
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Oct 30, 2023 10:26 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703123

Re: Little things that irritate you

Going to the cinema for the first time in a long long time today. One of the most traumatic experiences of my adult life. Three traveller families turned up 20 minutes into the film, two of the families had new born babies with them that lasted about half an hour before deciding they wanted to scre...
by Dover KUMB fan
Fri Oct 27, 2023 2:04 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703123

Re: Little things that irritate you

kenthammer wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2023 2:00 pm House down the road with a Xmas tree out the front
Find your inner arsonist :coolas:
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Oct 23, 2023 3:31 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The KUMB Ancient History Corner
Replies: 225
Views: 10316

Re: The KUMB Ancient History Corner

Has anyone gone back far enough to find Tottenham winning something of significance?
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Oct 23, 2023 2:26 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670725

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Do you know what really boils my p1$$?
Hotel kettles
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Oct 23, 2023 1:42 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670725

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Another Noah's ark story. Noah is planning for the big storm & explains to his wife how a male & female of each species will be on board. Mrs Noah asks "Well that's all very well, but how are you going to stop the non stop hanky-panky going on?" "Ahh!" Noah says "Wel...
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:44 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703123

Re: Little things that irritate you

Joe Cole as a pundit on the England game starting every sentence with 'Listen'.
You want me to listen to you, then don't tell me to.
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Oct 11, 2023 10:51 am
Forum: Music, Film & TV
Topic: The Reckoning
Replies: 21
Views: 842

Re: The Reckoning

Watched 1&2. Coogan has pretty much got him nailed. Not the most comfortable watch, but it keeps you glued to it for some reason.
Mrs DKF understandably doesn't want to watch any more, so I'll watch the rest before she gets in from work.
by Dover KUMB fan
Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:54 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670725

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Did you know?
Operatic singer Alfie Boe has a younger brother called Harry that works in confectionery.
by Dover KUMB fan
Mon Oct 09, 2023 9:52 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Any model railway enthusiasts?
Replies: 6
Views: 488

Re: Any model railway enthusiasts?

I went to the Folkestone exhibition yesterday. The prices the stalls charge can vary something chronic. 2 stalls placed literally back to back had the same 2 car set for sale. One had it marked up at £189. The one behind at £110. Although EBay take the pee re charges, it is a good place to gauge pri...
by Dover KUMB fan
Wed Oct 04, 2023 4:13 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Today i bumped into...
Replies: 3966
Views: 661031

Re: Today i bumped into...

Ellie Simmonds outside the 02. I'll let you guys do the jokes.....
by Dover KUMB fan
Thu Sep 21, 2023 4:10 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Replica Shirts
Replies: 22
Views: 1133

Re: Replica Shirts

Another shout for the DHGate app. Around £15 for a shirt that you would not know any difference from the 'real' thing. They take roughly 3-4 weeks to arrive, but the savings are ridiculous. Only thing I will say is order a size up from what you normally would