Diof can't even get game time as Stoke, and has made no impact in the 7 games he has played.

Whatta load of b*llocks.

His name is...
MARKO ARNAUTOVIC
He scores for just for the hell of it,
He plays for the mighty West Ham,
WEST HAM
ALL TOGETHER NOW...
etc


I feel this needs another two lines following "West Ham", but can't think of one right now so just added:

ALL TOGETHER NOW..

Slacking student wrote:Smolov: “I think Krasnodar deserve to receive a good fee for me, when it became clear this wouldn’t happen, I asked my agent and the club to stop all negotiations on the topic.”

I wonder who on earth he could be talking about

You literally could not make it up

Pob! wrote:I can't believe you searched for Islam Dead Donkey

Zero regrets.

I have heard it from an ITP, with good connections to the club, that having failed with our offers of £10m upfront and endless add ons for Dendoncker, Sullivan has turned his attention to Galatasaray's Islaim Deddonki. Apparently Deddonki's ears pricked up when he heard that a Premier League club w...

That was fantastic football.

Is this the best impact we've ever seen under a new manager?

Davey ****ing Moyes!!

Even on a dodgy stream,our lot are making some noise. Best fans in the world!

Not sure if this has been posted, but this was posted on the West Ham subreddit.

I'm portuguese and a Sporting CP fan

Our President Bruno de Carvalho (BdC) just gave an interview about several issues one of them being the William Carvalho (WC) transfer history.

Here are the bullets:

Doesn't GroupOn usually do a deal on Dildos?

Not that I openly looked of course.

Where's the best place for a beer pre game for the 11th? Went to the Europa League games last year, but couldnt find a pub I liked.

We're basically the joke of Deadline Transfer day thanks to this Sakho bull****.

He is literally coming back, watching his Horse run at Chelmsford, before popping down to see the Owners and telling em' he wants to leave.

Incredible business.

Liverpool just signed the Ox, surely they wont want to sign Lanzini also. Arent they after Lemar?

Spurs interested in Andre Gomes, Barca prefering a Perm Deal.

Rules us out.

Only our Chairmen would go on holiday throughout Deadline day... tin pot.

Payet to retire? http://en.mediamass.net/people/dimitri-payet/retirement.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Should have retired while wearing C+B in years to come, after cementing himself as a Cult Hero and possibly a legend at WHUFC. ...

jhammers wrote:I'd ditch the Carvalho deal and sign Smalling and Wilshere instead. Both premier league proven, both available for transfer

Both English, both Clubs would want stupid prices, both players would want stupid wages.

Sad thing about English players really.

Ex stating that Rice will be starting, Haksabnovic and Quina amongst those travelling.

I think if, and thats a big IF, the Barcalona rumours coming in for Lanzini are true, we are in a MUCH better position to say to both Manu and Barca "look, give us one more year, and you can go in the Summer". Manu is only getting better, he is still young also, and Barca would wait another year to ...