did well tonight ,
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lost in last ten mins of first leg

Has anyone checked the instagrams of the Leverkusen players to see how drunck they still are???

Our only hope is that all of the Leverkusen squad go out on a Title winning bender for 3 days straight.

If my Aunt had b*llocks , she would be my Uncle

JWP is not the problem , no where near

Would like him to actually score a direct free kick though!

We will know within 5 minutes of the start whether we are in trouble or whether we are ok .

With both Alvarez and Bowen and potentially Areola coming back in 2nd leg , what ever happens tonight we will be stronger at home.

We need to be in this game going into 2nd leg . COYI!!

Josh Cullenoscopy

Spoon Full of SugaRay Stewart Helps the medicine go down....the medicine go down.

This was was not generated by AI , it was generated by me , which is why its so crap

The Straw wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:48 am Simon Websterminal cancer

Wasnt Simon Websters entire West Ham career Hospital Themed?????

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I think we need to see the input as well as the output

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Alvarez suspended and assuming Areola and Bowen injured

5-1-3-1
Fabianski
Coufal, Zouma, Mav, Aguerd, Emerson
Phillips
Kudus,Paq,Cornet
Antonio

If Phillips and Cornet want any kind of future at West Ham they need to step up on Thursday , NO COCK UPS KALVIN , Concentrate!!!

Input --> write me a poem about west ham utd winning the europa conference league in 2023 mentioning Said Benrahma , Jarrod Bowen and Lucas Paqueta and the manager david moyes Output -- > Unedited by me In the realm of football's grandest stage, Where legends are born, and dreams engage, West Ham Un...

Please Please delete me . let me go.....