Georgee Paris wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:34 am

I think we missed a trick with the inflatable dildos.

If you over-complicate things you end up with no inflatables

prophet:marginal wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 14, 2022 10:50 pm

"Urge to wink getting stronger, stronger"

He was immense last night. Played as a DM playmaker allowing Rice and Soucek to also get forward more. Between the three of them they bossed central midfield.

He's not the player he was before injury, but Moyes has found a role for him.

Very pleased for him.

West Ham (TI) have had more managers after Harry Redknapp (2001) than they did before him Edit - thats stupidly obvious, let me try again... Since Harry Redknapp left the club, West Ham have had 10 managers in 21 years. They only had 9 managers in 100+ years before that Only 5 managers in first 87 ...

Yarmolenka usually scores from the bench if there's the word 'villa' somewhere in the oppositions name.

Turns to Stone wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 14, 2022 8:17 am

Is the solution not the rugby one? The physio to come on and attend to them whilst play goes on. If it's fake then, they'll soon get up.

This is the answer. So simple.

Despite never winning the league, West ham have never been outside of the top two divisions

Julian Dicks

Tony Gale

And of course Carlito

The reaction in the Keyes and Gray household

More likely David Baddiel

Which player proved he singlehandedly, without help from anyone, including all his team mates, and on top of that somehow influenced a certain Sheffield club's ability to get their own results, kept West ham in the premiership by scoring at Old Trafford on the final game of the season?

Turtlecharityracer wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:13 am

All effort, superb engine, but very poor in possession.
Can't knock him but far from bowled over.

How I was left feeling. Still, only one game, away at man U at that. Plus he did supply Fredricks for his assist.

Matic "They won't call you Vlad the Impaler after this!"

Westaam wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 03, 2021 12:10 pm

You’ll never get to heaven with an AK47

But you can get to Reychavich Stew

smuts wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:41 am

As for the idiots racially abusing Rashford, Saka and Sancho on line do us a favour and **** off.

Yeah, that is disgusting.

I think Southgate did well up until yesterday, even though I'm not a fan of his. Couldn't watch the Italians lift the cup, even though they were better, braver, and ultimately European Champions. Southgate needs to be braver on the selection. We have a wealth of energetic enthusiastic talent, yet he...

cockney hammer wrote: ↑

Fri May 25, 2018 9:26 am

Sullivan's latest porno movie raises a few eyebrows. (And that's all it raised)."

prophet:marginal wrote: ↑

Sat May 29, 2021 7:21 pm

Geni-us

Pep, "Can you smell shake n vac?"