when you have used the last of the butter get a new one out of the fridge so that when i come in & want to make myself a sarnie i dont have to take thin slivers of butter off the top of the rock hard slab & wait for it to soften. c***s.

10 Iron wrote:The meaning of life please.Failing that

Why do people seem to have to walk around when on a mobile phone?!!!

the mobile mooch

oh bugger RIP phg
thoughts are with the family at this sad time

a bit late but by the time i got home last night i couldn't walk or talk properly so typing was impossible :lol: superb marvellous fantastic, it was just like watching west ham again (at last) ref fatblokes interview, great to hear rav will be coming back (unless he's just trying to drive the price ...

cheap toilet paper which makes your middle finger go straight up the chocolate starfish when wiping your a*se

i donated but i dunno why as i think he's a c**t :lol:

so sad words just cannot describe it rest in peace young hammer

> An Emergency Call > Centre worker in London, has been sacked, much to the > dismay of her colleagues. > > > > > It seems a male caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone > stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway > line. I am waiting for the train to come so that I can > finally meet ...

upton girlie wrote:British Airways today...they cocked up and I'm now stuck in Antigua...

i can think of worse places to be marooned

yeah about 40 years ago

Sauce! wrote:Does this mean that the Palace game is now a "Save our Season" jobby?

(c) The Dildo Brothers 2011

lets all hope it isn't the spuds game eh

Moore than a game wrote:Should have skipped the last 50 minutes and done something fun with my evening

or 88 minutes

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:.

He got a sub's appearance fee, if that counts.

probably about 10 grand then

I wonder who's fault it will be this week

WCpete wrote:Nocerino has got a better cross on him than our wingers.

Dracula has a better cross than our ****ing wingers

carrol off cole on, hasn't got a clue

remind me again which team is supposed to be knackered tonight

poor showing from all of them we are just going through the motions (again)

Estuary wrote:Charlie George, Sergios Gt Titchfield St.

i fitted his carpets years ago, i asked him if he could get me Trevor brookings autograph, oh how we laughed
ps his bird was beyond gorgeous

i haven't had a decent ruby since i got too old to do a runner