Below the age of legal consent, the way the law worked when I was a kid your parents would have stood in the dock with you, which, believe me is a sobbering experience. You'd have stood trial. The Youngest person tried for murder that I am aware of was 11, The Murder of Keyser Osman, he was acquitt...

If European trophies are won by English clubs already in Europe the league table doesn't gain another place. Instead the extra place goes to one of the lower ranking nations who usually has one fewer places. The league table can only provide 8 places. If we win the Europa League and finish 9th I'm ...

Tenbury wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:00 am Too much talent in a single band, it would be fairer to share it round a bit...

Thank you,sir.
From your post I found their website. Reminiscent of Arctic Monkeys and very enjoyable.
The bassist resembles Stephen Fry.

WestHamLyallStyle wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:43 pm Still gives me goosebumps...

Watch from 7:25 on the clip.

That led me to a wonderful Dylan wormhole, thank you

Sebastian, Judy Teen and Mr.Soft are all better than the song the radio stations are playing
RIP Steve

bonzosbeard wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 9:03 am Finding out in the morning that I've posted rubbish the night before on KUMB having drank too much.

Don't worry, I suspect everyone else did the same.

:rofl: I'm not sure about that,Ron.Seems like basic human behaviour to look for the edible part of something within the shell/casing/husk of something, and humans would have quickly realised that the only component of grass(cereal as such) they could digest was the seedheads.They can't have taken lo...

Toast. How did this become about? First, you have to discover bread. Get all the right ingredients. Leave it for a bit and then bake it. Not sure how long bread took to discover i.e What ingredients to put into the mixture. Then let it rise (yeast). Who then thought to cook it again, so it became t...

simon hammer wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:02 pm Hence why the statement I replied to said "not" natural causes

Sorry, too many Strongbows.

simon hammer wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 8:54 pm ...a fine example being Leon Trotsky.

I don't recall anyone claiming an icepick to the brain being "natural causes".

Tarte Encore wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 1:37 am What's Plymouth Argyle fan Morten Harket's favourite road trip?

Torquay away

12 days later and I still can't understand this one

I've read about it, indeed. If if I remember correctly, it was written that the longbowmen were Welsh. Not sure how correct that is. One thing that fascinates me about it is how these 2 fingers would mean absolutely nothing here, and would be such an insult there. And frankly speaking, I could use ...

bits and bobs

Three angels up above the street Each one playing a horn Dressed in green robes with wings that stick out They’ve been there since Christmas morn The wildest cat from Montana passes by in a flash Then a lady in a bright orange dress One U-Haul trailer, a truck with no wheels The Tenth Avenue bus goi...

alf git wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:30 pm Guessing glass and sand aren't necessarily happy bed fellows.

I thought sand was one of the constituents of glass

WCpete wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 6:29 pm If the club has to manufacture an anthem for the fans to sing at least make it decent. It’s embarrassing

I take it you don't remember Jimmy Hill in 1971?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Old_Arsenal

carnage wrote: ↑Fri Feb 02, 2024 8:01 pm Has to Phillips/Alvarez double pivot with JWP in the Trequarista role.

Straight from the snug!

StevePottsGoalsReel wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:20 pm Sure he did. Bet he couldn't do it on a wet Wednesday night in Stoke though!

I hope this is a joke