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by Bramwell
Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: January transfer window
Replies: 15204
Views: 1042109

Re: January transfer window

We’re nearly at page 666 - the number of the Sully 😱
by Bramwell
Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: January transfer window
Replies: 15204
Views: 1042109

Re: January transfer window

He’s got strange hair
But we don’t care
Kalvin Kalvin Martin…sorry…Phillips
by Bramwell
Wed Jan 24, 2024 4:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: January transfer window
Replies: 15204
Views: 1042109

Re: January transfer window

jabbaglob123 wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 4:25 pm Kalvin and the chipmunks?
Kalvin Stardust? (there’s one for the teenage readership)
by Bramwell
Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Other matches ~ w/e 2nd - 3rd Sept
Replies: 1286
Views: 49020

Re: Other matches ~ w/e 2nd - 3rd Sept

Southgate deserves all the pelters he gets for picking Henderson...and I actually don't mind him as England gaffer. I DO mind him as England gaffer, and partially for his love affair with Jordan ‘Mackem reject’ Henderson. His unwavering substitution of Henderson for Rice in Euro 21 (all the way up ...
by Bramwell
Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3539375

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

We're looking at a loan for Harry Maguire very seriously now. Yuri Alberto currently in discussions. Maatsen dependent on Cresswell leaving. We'll look at loans for players, but currently focusing on a defender and a striker. Hope Yuri can bend that ball around the wall like he could bend spoons an...
by Bramwell
Mon Aug 15, 2022 9:21 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Summer Transfer Thread 2022.
Replies: 54837
Views: 5378255

Re: The Summer Transfer Thread 2022.

My English teacher was English, who liked Belgian chocolates, so I’m all in on Vanaken
by Bramwell
Thu Aug 04, 2022 4:45 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Summer Transfer Thread 2022.
Replies: 54837
Views: 5378255

Re: The Summer Transfer Thread 2022.

If he doesn’t sign for us he won’t go anywhere - Everton are potless (can’t afford €35K never mind €35 mill).
by Bramwell
Thu May 19, 2022 3:14 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Brighton & Hove Albion 3-1 West Ham Utd (22/5/22)
Replies: 971
Views: 56971

Re: ⚽ Brighton & Hove Albion vs West Ham Utd: match thread

I think we can lift the 'never beat Brighton' monkey off our back. But I just think that the PGMOL/Stockley Park won't let it happen. They and the EPL will want the Sky 6 in the top 6 places, that's for sure. They've learnt their lessons from Leicester City and will make sure it never happens again.
by Bramwell
Mon Feb 14, 2022 8:38 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-1 Newcastle Utd (19/2/22)
Replies: 1374
Views: 81750

Re: West Ham United v Newcastle United : match thread

So good at lunchtime kick-offs we did Chelsea TWICE (Arnie in 2017). Irrrroooons.
by Bramwell
Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:28 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Summer Transfer Thread 2021
Replies: 26552
Views: 2075908

Re: The Summer Transfer Thread 2021

I reckon it will be two rubbish players and I will be really upset - it’s so unfair.

Jeez….
by Bramwell
Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ✍️ Welcome Michail Antonio
Replies: 10859
Views: 984223

Re: Michail Antonio

Anyone know what C&H are saying? :arry:
by Bramwell
Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: CCR3: Oxford Utd 4-0 West Ham Utd (25/09/19)
Replies: 510
Views: 39677

Re: ⚽Oxford United v West Ham United: LC R3 Match Thread

Hi Bramwell hope you're well ? I'm obviously Witney too are you going tomorrow ? plenty of Oxford tickets left in their areas if you haven't got one ! Hi RS - no, not going. Have tried booking on line (set up an account with my OX28 postcode) but every time I select a seat (or even get their websit...
by Bramwell
Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: CCR3: Oxford Utd 4-0 West Ham Utd (25/09/19)
Replies: 510
Views: 39677

Re: ⚽Oxford United v West Ham United: LC R3 Match Thread

OxfordRobbo wrote: Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:48 pm You and me both mate!
Make that 3 (from the Witney chapter of the Claret and Blue Army).
by Bramwell
Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:38 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 2-0 Norwich City (31/08/19)
Replies: 617
Views: 35127

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Norwich City: Match Thread

SiO wrote:What on Earth has Snoddinho done to be on the naughty step?.
It's just his turn.

I hope Cresswell isn't in the starting XI - the bell-ends who stand behind me at the LS will just slaughter him every time he touches the ball.

3-2 to us :scarfer:
by Bramwell
Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:38 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1263651

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

We live in times where full-backs go for £50 million - either experienced (Kyle Walker) or 'with potential' (Wan Bissaka). Where centrebacks go for £75+ million - either class ones (VVD) or 'meh!' ones (McGuire). And if you want a decent midfielder, £25 million will get you a LOANED one from Barcelo...
by Bramwell
Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:28 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1263651

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

I'm glad to see that this board generally acknowledges that a player's 'worth' to West Ham does NOT equal his transfer fee. This time last year, many were drooling over every high-priced signing announced by Fulham and bleating that they were motoring ahead of us as a consequence. Not as annoying, m...
by Bramwell
Tue Aug 06, 2019 1:45 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1263651

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread


Kum-mum 8-)
I suspect that's an entirely different genre of website, paulhs1

[For subscribers over the age of 18 and art lovers ONLY] 8-)
by Bramwell
Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The summer transfer window 2019 thread
Replies: 17170
Views: 1263651

Re: The summer transfer window 2019 thread

I think the strength of the 'team' is evidenced MORE by the strength of the subs bench. From the 2 teams others have listed, straightaway, you have a bench which features Noble, Antonio or Lanzini, Hernandez and Reid (if he doesn't break down in the coming weeks). Add to that Pezza's CDM and a reser...
by Bramwell
Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:43 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-2 Bournemouth (18/08/18)
Replies: 1304
Views: 69933

Re: West Ham Utd v Bournemouth: match thread (18/8)

Sunday's result shouldn't blur our thinking about the Bournemouth game. If Marco had netted 2 'goals' in identical fashion to Sane's 2 efforts, both would have been chalked off for offside decisions (Sane wasn't only offside for their third, he wasn't even in the same Postcode as our defenders). Yar...
by Bramwell
Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:52 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Liverpool 4-0 West Ham Utd (12/08/18)
Replies: 1323
Views: 64463

Re: Liverpool v West Ham Utd: match thread (12/8/18)

DasNutNock wrote:"West Ham can f*ck off with the sign on chants. W*nkers the lot of them." said one Scouse fan before heading to the Benefits Office for the third time this week.
Yeah, because we're the only visiting team that sings that song to them...sheesh!