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by Major
Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:37 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Transfer news and rumours
Replies: 1897
Views: 163578

Re: Transfer news and rumours

I was driving with a football agent last night who reckons West Ham have bid £28mill for Ryan Sessegnon.

He seemed Kosher, but can't vouch for him.
by Major
Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:28 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Jan Transfer Window 18/19
Replies: 6110
Views: 520549

Re: Jan Transfer Window 18/19

Not sure if you have it in here but


Loan for Danny Drinkwater is pretty much done, apparently
by Major
Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Are we West Ham anymore?
Replies: 451
Views: 17785

Re: Are we West Ham anymore?

Well if you liked Dixy Fried Chicken, Southern Fried Chicken, Dallas Fried Chicken, Favourite Fried Chicken and Ribs, Perfect Fried Chicken, Red Rooster Fried Chicken, Best Bite Chicken then I can understand why you'd have the hump. You seem to be missing the point, which is, you have to walk from ...
by Major
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Are we West Ham anymore?
Replies: 451
Views: 17785

Re: Are we West Ham anymore?

NorthBankAlliance"]Can barely muster up a round of bubbles at the start of each half, let alone a revolution to oust them 3 chancers in charge. Besides we haven’t got the fanbase to fill the gaff with a passionate home support, we’ll always be padding out attendances with any old bod, West Ham or n...
by Major
Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Felipe Anderson
Replies: 1643
Views: 146129

Re: Felipe Anderson

They were singing this in the pub earlier (term used loosely!) Come on West Ham its time to fly Like all the Bubbles floating in the sky Now that spring is in the air Lets all get Christian Dailly Hair and run around in underwear! We had joy we had fun, we've got Felipe Anderson And the Skys they st...
by Major
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Felipe Anderson
Replies: 1643
Views: 146129

Re: Felipe Anderson

Not the rest of the people, just you.

You’re like my ex missus not happy unless you’re miserable.

Ha Ha, I support the team better than you and I’ve stopped supporting them!
by Major
Mon Dec 10, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Felipe Anderson
Replies: 1643
Views: 146129

Re: Felipe Anderson

I'd like to order a large slice of humble please, without the ice cream.... he has become much more consistent, and now though as bubbs says, he has to take it to the bigger stage against the big boys....from what I am seeing so far, there's no reason whatsoever to believe he won't. :thup: Ha Ha wh...
by Major
Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Felipe Anderson
Replies: 1643
Views: 146129

Re: Felipe Anderson

This is a great example of the stampy foot fan.

This is top of the list when he has a bad game, nearly off the front page the Monday morning after he has a good game.

West Ham fans fickle? of course they are!
by Major
Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:22 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Felipe Anderson
Replies: 1643
Views: 146129

Re: Felipe Anderson

This thread is a good example of why a lot of the older generation of football fans have jacked it in!

West Ham fans have become some of the worst in the country, fickle stampy feettwats. Some of you need to have a word with yourself. Your an embarrassment you Rubs
by Major
Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andriy Yarmolenko
Replies: 421
Views: 44990

Re: Andriy Yarmolenko

Ive just had a beer with an agent and he reckons that West Ham are sniffing around Joe Allen and Jordan Ayew as replacements.

How true I don't know but thats what he said.
by Major
Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 0-1 Tottenham Hotspur (20/10/18)
Replies: 584
Views: 52981

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Tottenham Hotspur: match thread (20/10)

Since when did MOTD start at 8:30? Used to be 7:30 (I've been out of the country a lot). All coffeed up by 7:15 I was Morning mate, completely unrelated to WHU but looking at your user name I'm making some big assumptions! have you ever taken the water plane from Hanoi to Halong Bay? Was wondering ...
by Major
Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 0-1 Tottenham Hotspur (20/10/18)
Replies: 584
Views: 52981

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Tottenham Hotspur: match thread (20/10)

I went to West Ham today, first time in over a year. My cousin had a spare and last minute decided to go, for me there were a few of things of note: 1. The stadium is better than when I left it, still **** but better. 2. The new centre half's look good and will become a decent pairing if given time,...
by Major
Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13262
Views: 1757310

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Let me help you with that one.

The people selling the dream were , to put it nicely, economical with the truth.

And they're still being economical with the truth.
Or to put it another way.

The people selling the dream, were/are lying *****.
by Major
Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Manuel Pellegrini West Ham United’s 17th manager
Replies: 5180
Views: 341266

Re: Manuel Pellegrini West Ham United’s 17th manager

Ha ha ha

This thread is priceless!

You are serious about outing a manager after 4 games?

RIP WHU dead but not forgotten.
by Major
Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Swansea City 4-1 West Ham Utd (03/03/18)
Replies: 861
Views: 54330

Re: Swansea City v West Ham Utd: match thread

Ha ha ha

The ***** are getting exactly what they deserve for killing West Ham.

I hope they go bust, wrinkly oldspivcunts. The only people i feel for are the poor bastards that took the trip today. The owners should be ashamed, senile fuckingwannabecunts this is exactly what they deserve.
by Major
Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:08 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Swansea City 4-1 West Ham Utd (03/03/18)
Replies: 861
Views: 54330

Re: Swansea City v West Ham Utd: match thread

Ill throw in a bullseye if they are only wearing West Ham hat
by Major
Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:12 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Swansea City 4-1 West Ham Utd (03/03/18)
Replies: 861
Views: 54330

Re: Swansea City -v- West Ham Utd : Match Thread (3/3/18)

HAH wrote:Which are the best places for a pre-match pint among fellow Hammers.
TGI Fridays or Nandos are favourite I think, thats not aimed at you mate but the reality is. Its all the same as West Hams Lego land. Full of shoppers
by Major
Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Swansea City 4-1 West Ham Utd (03/03/18)
Replies: 861
Views: 54330

Re: Swansea City -v- West Ham Utd : Match Thread (3/3/18)

When Andre score It will be the very essence of whats wrong with West Ham United,run by buffoons. That could possibly turn out to be the worst piece of transfer business since we swapped Martin Peters for a pissed Jimmy Greaves. Selling a striker to a relegation rival! it beggars belief, they deserv...
by Major
Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:25 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Transfer Window: January 2018
Replies: 10153
Views: 830608

Re: January transfer window

I can't believe that some of you still give these ***** your hard earned.. Transfers were never my bag to be honest never that bothered, but when you have sold your soul based on spending more on players and they **** you over like this, surely its time to **** them off? They have taken the club, pu...
by Major
Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:25 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Transfer Window: January 2018
Replies: 10153
Views: 830608

Re: January transfer window

Go on which one of you lot is this?

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