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by Welling
Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 1340574

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

In a recent NHS survey about constipation, 9 out of 10 people said that they couldn't give a s***.
by Welling
Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:41 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28311
Views: 2040817

Re: Little things that irritate you

-DL- wrote:Cheers dude, but it's linked to jobsinkent.com, which I've already trawled and made applications with.
You have a pm

Welling
by Welling
Sat Mar 05, 2016 4:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Replies: 755
Views: 186556

Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

One for the Man Utd game...(a bit retro)

I have heard that its been said,
Rooney's boots are made of Lead,
I just know what I've been told,
Payet's boots are made of Gold,
Payet's boots are made of Gold;

:tune:
by Welling
Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Replies: 755
Views: 186556

Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Is there any chance of someone coming up with a tune that sounds a bit more manly, edgey and aggressive?

Most of the recent offerings sound a bit cringeworthy or Watfordish. I mean "Achy Beaky Hear" :wink:
by Welling
Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12020
Views: 1250921

Re: Andy Carroll

:hush:
by Welling
Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12020
Views: 1250921

Re: Andy Carroll

Crouchend_Hammer wrote:
nope. No others for me
Jarvis?
:wink:
by Welling
Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Replies: 755
Views: 186556

Re: Payet Song

Really don't get why it bothers so many of our own, think this is the 2nd thread to dig the song out. At least it gives the masses something to belt out during a game instead of sitting in silence like car lard cut out bores. Won't stop be singing it and laughing whenever I see him take the piss on...
by Welling
Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Replies: 755
Views: 186556

Payet Song

It has been a fantastic day and a fine season so far but............Am I the only West Ham fan that doesn't like this song?

The reasons being......

1. His name is pronounced Pie-ay NO "T"

2. The tune is "Achy Breaky Heart" which is a really bad Line Dancing song

Your thoughts?

Welling
by Welling
Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12020
Views: 1250921

Re: Andy Carroll

Don't forget that some posters on here will never like Carroll, regardless of his scoring record or injury record, because he isn't a big name continental star that they've signed on their Football Manager game. :wink:
by Welling
Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:24 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 1340574

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I know it's been a long while, but does anyone know if Lisa Stansfield has found her baby yet?
by Welling
Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:51 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Manchester City 1-2 West Ham Utd (19/08/15)
Replies: 1242
Views: 119888

Re: Manchester City v West Ham United: Match Thread

Well played today. A bit disappointing from a City perspective based on the possession and chances we had however credit to West Ham for the determination and quality of the defending. Great to see players like Payet representing West Ham. Hopefully after the struggles over the past years with Big ...
by Welling
Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:27 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Manchester City 1-2 West Ham Utd (19/08/15)
Replies: 1242
Views: 119888

Re: Manchester City v West Ham United: Match Thread

Fantastic performance and result. Only 28 points from safety now! We're obviously going to lose the odd game, but with this set of players, manager and general attitude, we should fear no one in this division and approach every game as such. I believe that there is much more to come from this squad ...
by Welling
Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:48 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Transfer Window: Summer 2015
Replies: 24149
Views: 2601216

Re: Summer 2015 transfer thread

What's Davor Suker up to these days?
by Welling
Sun Aug 09, 2015 3:58 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Arsenal 0-2 West Ham Utd (09/08/15)
Replies: 1358
Views: 117538

Re: Arsenal v West Ham United: Match Thread

Discobar wrote:Satisfactory performance.









And by that it mean ITS ****ing BRILLIANT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
I take it that you're a virgin? :wink:
by Welling
Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:48 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Charlton Athletic 0-0 West Ham Utd (25/07/15)
Replies: 126
Views: 33537

Re: Charlton Athletic v West Ham United - Match Thread

The designated pub will be the Antigallican on the corner of the main road near to the ground. Personally, If I were going to North Greenwich station, I would walk about 400 yards to the Pilot Inn. Nice beer. Food and Garden, then jump on a bus to Charlton station (about a mile). Alternatively the A...
by Welling
Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:56 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 West Ham Utd (22/02/15)
Replies: 1305
Views: 119233

Re: Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United: Match Thread

Although it has nearly been done to death already, I would go as far as saying that bringing on Cole for Noble was without doubt, one the worst West Ham substitutions in living memory. If he didn't want to replace Noble with Nolan, then the obvious alternative was to bring on Collins and push Tomkin...
by Welling
Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:26 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: FAC5: West Bromwich Albion 4-0 West Ham Utd (14/02/15)
Replies: 1856
Views: 176621

My FA Cup Prediction

We will beat Arsenal in this years final 1-0 Nolan scores. Reasons for this..... 1. I dreamt it happened on Saturday night. 2. When we beat Arsenal in 1980 they were the holders, having beat Man Utd 3-2 in 1979 3. Arsenal are the current holders having beat Hull 3-2 last year. 4. In 1980 we beat Eve...
by Welling
Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:53 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: COCSF2: West Ham Utd 0-3 Manchester City (21/01/14)
Replies: 1172
Views: 86406

Re: West Ham United Vs Man City COC sf 2nd leg MT

I really do wonder what Julian Dicks and Stuart Pearce would make of our Left Back (The rugged, Romanian with 94 caps), wearing gloves! :thdn:
by Welling
Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:50 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-3 Newcastle Utd (18/01/14)
Replies: 1092
Views: 81653

Re: West Ham Utd v Newcastle Utd: Match Thread

Oldun wrote:Thanks for ruining my birthday you *****.
Happy Birthday Oldun. Forget the football and have a nice beer or a decent drop of scotch. :raver:

Welling.
by Welling
Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:44 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: FAC3: Nottingham Forest 5-0 West Ham Utd (05/01/14)
Replies: 1522
Views: 115019

Re: Nottingham Forest Vs West Ham - FA Cup 3rd Round

I have watched the u21s at least 10 times..I knew they were garbage A collection of Daddy's boys who we're being looked after on nice pro contracts for over 2yrs..why do u think no championship clubs ever look at them for loan deals Best is div 1 or lower Tony Carrs academy of footy...don't make me...