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by Suffolk Iron
Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Preview Percy 2019-20
Replies: 56
Views: 2502

Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Matron locked you in again Percy? Hurry up, I need to get down to the "Chav & Tracksuit" early tomorrow to watch the egg-chasers, before going to our game. It's alright for you with your motorised scooter and Daisy to help. Some us will have to walk on our own. Still, beer for breakfast will help du...
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7304
Views: 1315841

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

All those waiting for the yodelling class to start, Please form
an orderly orderly orderly queue!
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Preview Percy 2019-20
Replies: 56
Views: 2502

Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Hurry up Percy, we've got a game tomorrow. We need to read your uplifting thoughts before setting out. Hope all well at the Avram Grant Home for the Bewildered. Daisy is getting your cocoa ready and Matron must have turned the "Picture Wireless" off by now!
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ Aston Villa v West Ham United: Match Thread
Replies: 824
Views: 39327

Re: ⚽ Aston Villa v West Ham United: Match Thread

Villa away, easy parking, great away pub The Whitton Arms, 2-1 to the Irons. If Carlsberg do away days!!!
by Suffolk Iron
Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For Farke's sake
Replies: 29
Views: 2112

Re: For Farke's sake

And a stale pork pie, hit him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust!
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7304
Views: 1315841

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Bumped into a Chinese guy as I.went the pub. "Have you seen my cocaine?" He asked.

" Not since The Italian Job" I thought. I didn't reply because that could be misconstrued.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Aug 25, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mark Noble - West Ham Legend
Replies: 9599
Views: 820013

Re: Mark Noble - West Ham Legend

For all Nobes’ perceived limitations (and there aren’t too many IMO) after almost 500 appearances under what feels like almost as many managers there is one constant. He is the very definition of a leader, players around him seem to give a little bit extra, they will follow him and that for me is p...
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Watford 1-3 West Ham Utd (24/08/19)
Replies: 894
Views: 32744

Re: ⚽ Watford v West Ham Utd: match thread

wolf359 wrote:Cannot see anything beyond a heavy loss, we are ***** against teams that rough us up and Watford will do that. 3/4-0 to them.
We ain't too bright against teams who play lovely silky football either! 1-1
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Hertha Berlin 3-5 West Ham Utd (31/07/19)
Replies: 340
Views: 18041

Re: Hertha Berlin vs West Ham Utd: match thread (31/7)

Cuenca 'ammer wrote:any links to the goals please ?

cheers
Full match is on whufc.com
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Live Football Streaming Links 2019 - 20 Season
Replies: 250
Views: 49090

Re: Live Football Streaming Links 2019 - 20 Season

Thanks Wembley. Always look out for your update if I can't get to a game. Much appreciated.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Jun 22, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 23915
Views: 2309176

Re: good old days..

cockney hammer wrote:Image
That pic is beautiful Steve.
by Suffolk Iron
Wed May 01, 2019 9:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Tonights matches
Replies: 371
Views: 12550

Re: Tonights matches

Only 3-0 Come on Barcelona, put the b@$t@rd Red Scouse out of their misery now! (Although it will go on for years and years anyway.) Barcelona v Ajax in the final, couldn't be better this season.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Other Easter Weekend Games 20th-22nd April
Replies: 325
Views: 10583

Re: Other Easter Weekend Games 20th-22nd April

Did anyone else go to Church this morning? It is Easter Sunday after all.





I went and prayed for Cardiff to get something today. I do NOT want those b@$t@rd Red Scouse C***$ to win the Premier League.
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mind the carpet.
Replies: 311
Views: 16571

Re: Mind the carpet.

by HammerMan2004 on Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:37 am We've got carpet. Claret carpet. I just can't bear to see the track. The best that money can buy. It makes me want to cry. We've got claret carpet. Like that HM2004 But prefer this one. We've got Car-pettt, Cla-ret Car-pettt I just don't think you underst...
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekends other games 12th to 15th April
Replies: 522
Views: 14223

Re: Weekends other games 12th to 15th April

Don't like the bias, but if it stops the b@st@rd red Scousers winning the league, I will let it go! Hate them with a vengeance.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Mar 31, 2019 4:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekends other games 30/3 and 31/3 and 1/4
Replies: 88
Views: 3056

Re: Weekends other games 30th and 31st March

Breaks my heart to want a Spurs win, but I'm in the "anyone but the despicable red scouse scum camp" Loathe them with a vengeance.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekends other games 16/17/18/3
Replies: 159
Views: 5649

Re: Weekends other games 16/17/18/3

Tears in the streets of Surrey tonight!
by Suffolk Iron
Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Preview Percy on KUMB
Replies: 106
Views: 15734

Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Always look out for PP's take. Essential reading the night before a game.
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:46 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Manchester City 1-0 West Ham Utd (27/02/19)
Replies: 776
Views: 46740

Re: ⚽ Manchester City v West Ham Utd: match thread (27/02)

Remember Manchester City coming to our place, early/mid 80's I think. We sent them down. Most of the South Bank came on to the pitch at the end and went towards their corner to that little bit fenced off for away fans. Seriously thought it would all kick off. But no. We sang "You'll be back". I thin...
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Midweek games 5th and 6th February
Replies: 35
Views: 1975

Re: Midweek games 5th and 6th February

ereford ammer wrote:Come on City, make it a miserable week for Herr Clipperty.

Please, please, please. Couldn't stand the media w...fest if they win the league, never mind their fans.