Here you go hope this helps Im very embarrassed to admit that the song was ‘ Yes Sir I can boogie” by Baccara Be warned that once you play this song the damn thing will be stuck in your head all day 😀😀 Neil https://youtu.be/VbWaZHLjzms Lauren Laverne on 6 Music just played Monkeybubbles' favourite e...

Stanley knives where you have to slide the blade out.

Jeez!....Every time i have to change the blade, its a complete nightmare and the inner workings always fall out and they never go back properly.

Little thing it may be but it winds me up!!

I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.
Needed to make a fast escape so we took the A4.

A Man trying to cross a busy road gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.

A policeman knocks on the door of the family to inform them of the sad news and says:
"I’m really sorry.........but theres no easy way to say this"...

Ive noticed more than ever this season in the premier league this new thing of putting the ball just outside the corner flag quadrant or on the white line but right outside it. What is the point, its just gamemanship/ cheating to me and yet I havent seen one ref have the balls to make them move it b...

people behind you at the supermarket checkout queue. The moving escalator is stacked to the hilt with your weekly shop yet the idiot behind you cant wait for 5 seconds before leaning all over you to reach one of the next customer boards knocking all your stuff over. There is still no room on the esc...

Being as it's International Grumpy ****er Day, how easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew?

a) don't
b) leave it

Women putting on make up whilst travelling on trains ( Now edited to avoid any confusion ) Been on this train for 25 minutes now and this monster facing me is still going, and has spread out more painting stuff that Tony Hart ever used in his tv programmes. Not only does she now look like shes been ...

Selfish tw*ts on the C2C trains who virtually set up an office on the table that is meant to be shared by 3 other people. Idiot this morning had a laptop, (massive old thing) iphone, work phone, and then to top it off had an ipad on watching a film. Almost wanted to start a fight with me as I had th...

#Pogback

FFS!!!!!!!

The whole world and his dog singing that " Campiones Campiones .....ole ole ole" after every win.
Now seems to be done after any sporting event and not just football!
Please stop!!!

Just heard the song " Strawberry Letter 23" by Brothers Johnson on the radio just now.

Why isnt it called "Strawberry Letter 22" as that is what they sing in the lyric?

Please can one of you clever lot explain properly what the " Mr Moon has left the building" announcement is as my 12 year old is bugging the life out of me to know the answer.
I always thought it was something to do with the stewards, but never really bothered to find out.

Thanks
Ned

"When Slavens got his hat on........hip hip hip hooray
When Slavens got his hat on West Ham always win away"

Get in, cracking result on my birthday!

For some strange reason I've become addicted to playing Sudoko, on the train, indoors, in my lunch hour, sitting up in bed at night! It's got so bad that I've had to seek medical help from my doctor. Couldn't believe it when he said he could see me to help with my problem...............but could onl...

Steve Maclaren's little tuft of hair.

For gods sake man you're going bald just cut it off, you look stupid!
)

Can anybody help me with out with a very quick answer regarding the trains from Upminster today as just deciding whether to go in car or on the train.
Does anybody know if there are any train problems on either underground or C2C going from upmister

Thanks in advance

Ned

Don't often get a chance to say thanks to you CH but.........well thanks!!! Happy birthday to your son, hope he has a great day and hope that the Hammers can get a win for him today. Off out now to see my own son plays in his match. Thanks for the early morning updates each day it's always appreciat...

Not sure if this has been mentioned earlier elsewhere but just seen this
Sad news if true!

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This current trend whenever you are watching football or rugby and they now have the presenters before the game standing pitch side, normally with iPads in their hands too! What is the point of that?? On Saturday before the West Ham game they spent all of the time pitchside talking about Crystal Pal...