I'd love to have the time to jump back into ESO but it never happens.

The 2022 special of The Detectorists. Smashing little series, that.

prophet:marginal wrote: ↑Sun Feb 05, 2023 7:29 pm Nearly, yes, but they don't boost the old g/d quite so much.

Fair point.

prophet:marginal wrote: ↑Sun Feb 05, 2023 6:41 pmI have however just had a look at the table and their ratio wins/matches is now just less than 50%.

The ten draws they've enjoyed proph are worth (more than) another three wins.

i think we can all agree that it was one of our best performances in a long time, but still we only managed a single shot on target... And WHU restricted NUFC to two. I don't think Newcastle were all that and couldn't live with us in the first half. They've lost one Premier League match all season.

Vic_Watson wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2023 10:29 pm Let's not get carried away, Nayef conceded a corner, Bobby would have come away with the ball.

'Pards' would've fined him for going to ground.

West Ham Matt wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2023 10:03 pmOne swallow does not a summer make.

But which swallow are you referring to, Matt? The red-rumped Brentford variety? The lesser spotted Everton swallow, perhaps? The black-collared Derby? Or the rough-winged Geordie swallow? All of which have been seen hovering over Stratford in 2023.

For those who can't be arsed to sift through the entire match thread, as we mods have to, here's some highlights from the first half. We are sodding terrible. But keep the manager, be alright soon. This is tragic. I told you lot If they don’t want to play don’t go out on the pitch. You could see it ...

A concerning development.

Paolopaul wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2023 7:29 pmOne of the best bits of defending I’ve ever seen.

Also one of the most concerning I've seen... It was exactly the same challenge that left him injured against Rangers and in the World Cup...

ageing hammer wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2023 12:54 am His song was terrible, I know it's a love song for his wife who has alzeimers but **** me it was awful.

I'd not even heard it before. Jesus.

Join myself and the KUMBTV team from 5.30pm this evening for alternative - and entirely biased - commentary from West Ham's Premier League clash with Newcastle. And immediately after the final whistle is blown you can join us once again for our post-match show, in which we look back at the game's ma...