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by Porkeyes
Sun Sep 19, 2021 10:59 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-2 Manchester Utd (19/09/21)
Replies: 919
Views: 63350

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Manchester Utd: match thread

A game against one of the snide 6.Their club basically dismissed their match going fans as an irrelevance a few months back. Remarkable how that’s been swept away under a huge Ronaldo shaped rug. Despite their Harlem Globetrotter squad they are beatable. They’ve lucked out with that Antonio red I re...
by Porkeyes
Sun Aug 29, 2021 9:32 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 2-2 Crystal Palace (28/08/21)
Replies: 498
Views: 34201

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd V Crystal Palace: match thread

I thought that was a proper English game of football where the best side on paper fails score more when on top and gives the opponent hope and a spring in their step going into the second half. I love it when we are that belligerent team who don’t give up and end up taking points off a so called bet...
by Porkeyes
Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:01 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Manchester Utd 1-0 West Ham Utd (14/03/21)
Replies: 1329
Views: 39850

Re: ⚽ Manchester Utd v West Ham Utd: match thread

Well what a massive disappointment. It’s **** enough with the modern day frothing over 4th place let alone being too cautious to have a go at it against a very beatable side. Rice and Soucek do not need shoring up by Noble. That extra man further forward puts them under more pressure. The second eve...
by Porkeyes
Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:37 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Manchester City 2-1 West Ham Utd: match thread (27/02/21)
Replies: 1239
Views: 42869

Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham United: Match Thread

I like this mob their old fans are a class act. That said said I think the financially doped 18 match winning streak is taking the piss out of competitive football. Somebody needs to end this run and I really hope we spend this week getting fired up figuring out a way to put their back 4 under some ...
by Porkeyes
Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:11 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: FAC5: Manchester Utd 1-0 (AET) West Ham Utd (09/02/21)
Replies: 1729
Views: 42498

Re: ⚽ Manchester Utd v West Ham Utd: match thread

Absolutely gutted still. We should have have rested key players and put 11 men behind the ball against Fulham. I'm sure we could have ground out the same point there if we put our minds to it. Then turn up to Old Trafford with the Villa mentality and really go for it. Another year slips past, anothe...
by Porkeyes
Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:03 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-3 Liverpool (31/01/21)
Replies: 1314
Views: 44264

Re: West Ham vs Liverpool 31/01/21 4.30pm

Please Mr VAR / Match Fixer can we be given a fair crack at this?
by Porkeyes
Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:33 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: FAC4: West Ham Utd 4-0 Doncaster Rovers (23/01/21)
Replies: 666
Views: 28429

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd vs Doncaster : FA Cup 4th Rd match thread

The most miserable morning of the year is the one after we've been dumped out the FA cup. Trophy chance gone for another year, rubbish. Strong as possible line up please there's no way we'll be allowed to finish top 4 with Leicester up there too anyway. We know this. The whole point of football is t...
by Porkeyes
Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:39 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: January 2021 Transfer Window
Replies: 9997
Views: 535190

Re: January 2021 Transfer Window

For the conifers replacement let's go shopping in the Championship again, Lucas Joao (27) looks hot to trot at the moment and looks as though he isn't routed to the spot.
by Porkeyes
Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:57 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-3 Manchester Utd (05/12/20)
Replies: 988
Views: 33717

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Manchester Utd: match thread

Sad times when my first thought on this fixture is how can West Ham get though the Fernandes, poor officiating, made up VAR decisions and general shithousery to come away with something from the game? We won't get away with a performance like last night. We won't get any 50/50 big or small decisions...
by Porkeyes
Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:22 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 2-1 Aston Villa (28/11/20)
Replies: 1377
Views: 46730

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Aston Villa: match thread

Beware the Watkins. He was already decent enough but seems to be growing into this league and improving more and more. I personally don't think Villa will be the peak of this fellas career. Anyway it's a miserable Monday let's have both teams going at it for a 90 minute barnstorming goal-fest to war...
by Porkeyes
Thu Nov 05, 2020 4:03 pm
Forum: News up Mother Brown
Topic: Trump
Replies: 13478
Views: 317619

Re: Trump

Can anyone tell me why the papers from voting in the booths were counted by a robotic Rain Man in their millions no problem at all but the postal votes have been seemingly passed to a retarded sloth in braille form?

ooooonee..........twooooooooooo..............threeeeeeeee...............
by Porkeyes
Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:14 pm
Forum: News up Mother Brown
Topic: Trump
Replies: 13478
Views: 317619

Re: Trump

If Trump wins will we see the same divs here who think we are in America out on the streets protesting again?

"Down with Trump booo!" - errr you're in England mate.
by Porkeyes
Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:26 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Liverpool 2-1 West Ham Utd (31/10/20)
Replies: 1045
Views: 40504

Re: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham Utd: match thread

The team is on a good run, it's working. This is a rare peak for us and I would change as little as possible as everybody seems to know their jobs. If Antonio is training and deemed fit then play him. If he's not training fully or being given a different build up do not play him. I love a trier and ...
by Porkeyes
Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:48 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Late David Gold, Sullivan and Brady
Replies: 18078
Views: 1870716

Re: Gold & Sullivan

...The number of the Beast. (The manipulative dwarf in the soppy hat)
by Porkeyes
Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:41 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Manchester Utd 1-1 West Ham Utd (22/07/20)
Replies: 744
Views: 28588

Re: ⚽ Manchester Utd vs West Ham Utd: match thread

Moyes' record away to Red Manc: P: 11 W: 0 D: 3 L:9 GF: 8 GA: 23

Come on VAR don't stop the inevitable "1" in that miserable W column tonight.
by Porkeyes
Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:26 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 3-1 Watford (17/07/20)
Replies: 951
Views: 42402

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Watford: match thread

Anyone got a contact number for the bellend in Swindon so I can find out what's been decided and save all the heart attacks tonight?

How abouts wheeling George Parris out to get up off the floor and roar one in from circa 30 yards?
by Porkeyes
Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:50 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Arsenal 1-0 West Ham Utd (07/03/20)
Replies: 652
Views: 31725

Re: ⚽ Arsenal v West Ham Utd: match thread

Changing the subject Guendouzi. I would be delighted if it happened this weekend but my 16 year old son is putting his A levels aside to train and gain strength in a bid to become a professional footballer for no other other reason than to smash this Bon Jovi **** up in the air. I might have him at ...
by Porkeyes
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:43 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Liverpool 3-2 West Ham Utd (24/02/20)
Replies: 852
Views: 41937

Re: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)

A team of players earning millions in a the so called best league in the World actually tries to win a game of football and I am over the moon?? How low have our expectations fallen? With the players we have on paper it's a disgrace the effort that's been put in since the first Fabianski injury. Goo...
by Porkeyes
Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:03 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 3-3 Brighton & Hove Albion (01/02/20)
Replies: 871
Views: 39211

Re: West Ham Utd v Brighton and Hove Albion match thread

As much as players are cheats these days, watching it on a stream I could tell by Murray’s reaction that it never touched his hand. He was certain it his stomach or side or whatever it was. Replays confirmed it. Var was spot on here. 100% agree with this. Also Murray has been a thorn in our side fo...
by Porkeyes
Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: FAC3: Gillingham 0-2 West Ham Utd (05/01/20)
Replies: 611
Views: 37369

Re: Gillingham v West Ham United: FAC3 Match Thread

Come on away end you are allowed to sing a song. Nothing at all. 2500 there please do something rather than tell everyone you know that you went on social media!!