OFT wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 8:56 pm Her OFTness worked in Tesco for about 14 years until about 18 months ago and this has been going on a lot longer than since George Floyd

Agreed, at least since the time George’s good looking Grandfather, Pretty Boy. although he was much more extreme.

What makes you think Kudus is faster? Well apart from the glaring evidence of having seen them both run, the following added to the fact that Kyle Walker is now a year older, there’s a statistic that Kudus has been timed at 35.3 kph this season while Walker…. https://talksport.com/football/2174871/...

IronZ-79 wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 10:13 am Kyle Walker at 35 would still be the fastest player in the squad.

Kyle Walker is faster Kudus?
The things you learn on here.

I had a message from a well known and respected poster on here earlier this evening saying that he’s had enough, he won’t be renewing. I don’t know him that well but I do that he hasn’t missed too many games, home and away, for a very long time. It’s great that her ladyship thinks that those lovely ...

Won’t read the whole thread as it’ll be 15 minutes of my time that Lineker doesn’t deserve Forget his politics, I’ve been privy to what good ole Gary gets up to in his private life for close to 30 years Not my cup of tea at all. Idolised him in 1990 but the bloke is an absolute ****er who’s far mor...

My old school was sponsored by IKEA, assembly was a nightmare.

IronZ-79 wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 11:20 am So the big German could have the little German to keep him company.

Surely there's got to be a song in place to the tune of Big Cook Little Cook....

Translated from English to German,
Gross koch, klein koch, what could possibly go wrong!

Ironing Board wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 3:25 pm Based on what? One person’s opinion as a self-appointed authority?

For anyone who is still unsure of the definition of irony, here’s a clue.

I sell quite a few scarves on EBay and elsewhere. If I fold the scarf a particular way then they fit through the Post Office’s measuring slot and they can sent as a large letter. There’s a woman who has replaced someone at my local post office a few months ago, she’s not very proficient and is very ...

Lovejoy wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 7:51 am Why? do we need another midfielder who can’t run for toffee?.

Oh great, just what we need, another Everton thread!

McKnightmare wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 5:52 pm A number of matters coming to a head. It's going to be an interesting summer off the field by the looks of things.

Well if its Sullivan’s head they won’t have too far to go.

Yep, you learn things such as the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup not being recognised as official UEFA / European honours. It would be ranked alongside the Anglo Italian that we finished 2nd in. Even the Intertoto that we won is recognised as UEFA honours. It was a manufactured competition but the Inter Ci...

Not really sure if he could be described as a flawed genius but I thought that Eyal Berkovic was a genius in midfield and his flaw was that he was driven by money which was why he signed for Celtic supposedly. John Hartson has frequently said that Eyal was the best player he ever played with and has...

Denbighammer wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 9:31 pm Sampdoria just been relegated to Serie C

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... jdlverepeo

Newcastle have never won a European trophy. The things you learn on here.

Turns to Stone wrote: ↑Mon May 12, 2025 4:44 pm You get the impression that they would rather spend £8.99 on an untried 'all you can eat buffet' than £40 for a very nice steak cooked by a decent chef.

Would there be a selection of different cheeses included in the buffet?

The question is the equivalent of the Death or Booboo joke.

There are a lot more speed restrictions on the autobahn network now compared to when I used to live there and they’re pretty well controlled so be careful.
Enjoy your trip, Germany is a great country to visit.

Try the ADAC website, they might do them online if the RAC or AA don’t.
Make sure that you don’t end up driving on the B1, the Ruhrscnellweg when you’re headed towards Kassel, the GPS has a habit of sending drivers that way. Make sure you’re headed towards the Kamener Kreuz.

Marky wrote: ↑Sun May 11, 2025 6:48 pm That Mainoo is the most over rated player in the league

NEVER! Bukayo Saka.
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