I’m going to this one, a poster on here very kindly let me have his 2 tickets, I think he’s having withdrawal symptoms! I haven’t been to Portman Road since we were in the Championship over 25 years ago. A friend of mine is unable to make the game so I’m happy to say that I’ve let someone have the s...

:crylol: You've got to love the football game. The agents actually thrive on hire/fire rinse and repeat, chaos at Man Utd? It's gravy all the way to the agents. With amount of money the agents are taking out of the game I think it’s more likely to be a jus rather than gravy. Or blood, depending on ...

I got into a fight with a couple of vampires a while ago, I was getting the better of both of them when the police came and arrested me.
I was in court this morning, assault on 2 counts.

dasnutnock3 wrote: ↑Thu May 22, 2025 6:31 am

Bloody predictive text!

ironman80 wrote: ↑Wed May 21, 2025 11:37 pm How much were Onana, Dorgu, Mount and Zirkzee ?

Aren't Ponzi schemes meant to actually make you some money ?

Ponzi schemes are just another name for a pyramid scheme and eventually they all go tits up for the people involved.
So tonight, out of the darkness comes the light.

£70 million for Hojlund, £13 million to Sporting to take Amorim to Old Trafford.
I’m beginning to think that Manchester United is just a very sophisticated Ponzi scheme.

Itaihammer wrote: ↑Wed May 21, 2025 10:22 pm If Russia goes to war with Europe in the next 24 hours. Does this result still count?

Hammer in Hornchurch wrote: ↑Wed May 21, 2025 10:08 pm Let them have there moment.
We had ours and that can’t be taken away.

You are Vidkun Quisling and I claim my 5 krone!

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 1:14 pm I'm sure culinarily must have featured in his films

Too many chicks spoil the brothel.

OFT wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 8:56 pm Her OFTness worked in Tesco for about 14 years until about 18 months ago and this has been going on a lot longer than since George Floyd

Agreed, at least since the time George’s good looking Grandfather, Pretty Boy. although he was much more extreme.

What makes you think Kudus is faster? Well apart from the glaring evidence of having seen them both run, the following added to the fact that Kyle Walker is now a year older, there’s a statistic that Kudus has been timed at 35.3 kph this season while Walker…. https://talksport.com/football/2174871/...

IronZ-79 wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 10:13 am Kyle Walker at 35 would still be the fastest player in the squad.

Kyle Walker is faster Kudus?
The things you learn on here.

I had a message from a well known and respected poster on here earlier this evening saying that he’s had enough, he won’t be renewing. I don’t know him that well but I do that he hasn’t missed too many games, home and away, for a very long time. It’s great that her ladyship thinks that those lovely ...

Won’t read the whole thread as it’ll be 15 minutes of my time that Lineker doesn’t deserve Forget his politics, I’ve been privy to what good ole Gary gets up to in his private life for close to 30 years Not my cup of tea at all. Idolised him in 1990 but the bloke is an absolute ****er who’s far mor...

My old school was sponsored by IKEA, assembly was a nightmare.

IronZ-79 wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 11:20 am So the big German could have the little German to keep him company.

Surely there's got to be a song in place to the tune of Big Cook Little Cook....

Translated from English to German,
Gross koch, klein koch, what could possibly go wrong!

Ironing Board wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 3:25 pm Based on what? One person’s opinion as a self-appointed authority?

For anyone who is still unsure of the definition of irony, here’s a clue.

I sell quite a few scarves on EBay and elsewhere. If I fold the scarf a particular way then they fit through the Post Office’s measuring slot and they can sent as a large letter. There’s a woman who has replaced someone at my local post office a few months ago, she’s not very proficient and is very ...

Lovejoy wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 7:51 am Why? do we need another midfielder who can’t run for toffee?.

Oh great, just what we need, another Everton thread!

McKnightmare wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 5:52 pm A number of matters coming to a head. It's going to be an interesting summer off the field by the looks of things.

Well if its Sullivan’s head they won’t have too far to go.