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by shammy
Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:21 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7286
Views: 1305842

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I asked my girlfriend if she would consider masturbating with fruit.





She went ****ing bananas.
by shammy
Mon May 22, 2017 10:59 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7286
Views: 1305842

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

My local cafe is serving Oasis soup.

You get a a roll with it.
by shammy
Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:58 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: British & Irish Lions Tour to NZ 2017
Replies: 190
Views: 19222

Re: British & Irish Lions Tour to NZ 2017

ironstu wrote:Best choice for the captaincy by far.
He is not even the best captain for Wales.
by shammy
Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:19 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: British & Irish Lions Tour to NZ 2017
Replies: 190
Views: 19222

Re: British & Irish Lions Tour to NZ 2017

Warburton captain. Good player but its all going a bit Taff.
by shammy
Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:48 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: what pub have you been in today ? Rate it out of 10
Replies: 1846
Views: 239989

Re: what pub have you been in today ? Rate it out of 10

the White Horse seems to be still going, however the white horse itself (which used to be on top of the pub), seems to have gone.
I thought it use to sit on top of a telephone box outside the Pub.
by shammy
Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:06 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Boxing thread
Replies: 9974
Views: 263599

Re: Boxing thread

unless he fights some clown who just needs a payday.
Bellew?
by shammy
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:59 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Boxing thread
Replies: 9974
Views: 263599

Re: Boxing thread

Awful fight and awful undercard at the O2. There was absolutely no timing from either boxer, never seen so many air punches. Both are completely shot.
by shammy
Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:51 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: The official KUMB Rugby Union Thread
Replies: 630
Views: 42202

Re: The official KUMB Rugby Union Thread

Yep, good post and I agree about Farrell pass. But England have come a cropper before in Dublin fair City. That will be a real tough game especially if (as expected) its for the title.
by shammy
Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:14 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3775
Views: 353308

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

There is a mark ten yards in from corner flag on the goal line.
by shammy
Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:16 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Southampton 1-3 West Ham Utd (04/02/17)
Replies: 689
Views: 77385

Re: Southampton vs West Ham Utd: match thread

AC injured??
by shammy
Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Robert Snodgrass signs
Replies: 1831
Views: 196283

Re: Welcome Robert Snodgrass

Whos place will he take?
by shammy
Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:48 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Bolt loses one of his Olympic golds
Replies: 32
Views: 3091

Re: Bolt loses one of his Olympic golds

wolf359 wrote:BBC are over this like a rash, 'reporting' on it every 5 minis this morning. Oh the sorrow and the pain....
Making sure Bolt is never implicated of course. Too many people with too much to lose if ever he is proved a cheat.
by shammy
Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:16 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Tennis Thread 2017 - US Open
Replies: 481
Views: 35711

Re: Tennis Thread 2017 - Australian Open

Don't care too much about Murray, what was good was seeing fantastic serve and volley tennis again, it was a shock to the baseline robot that Murray is (and many others of his generation)
by shammy
Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:06 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: what pub have you been in today ? Rate it out of 10
Replies: 1846
Views: 239989

Re: what pub have you been in today ? Rate it out of 10

Romford wrote:Best Pub in Stone is The North Star round the back of the old Green Man.

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I will second that.
by shammy
Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:25 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham United 3-0 Crystal Palace (14/01/17)
Replies: 1040
Views: 81603

Re: West Ham United V Crystal Palace: Match thread

More than anything, I want to be entertained. Anyone else for a role of the dice on a 4-4-2?
Yes please.
by shammy
Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:17 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: darts
Replies: 166
Views: 21722

Re: darts

One of those sporting "what ifs" as he is brilliant as Taylors star has fallen. Be great if they were at same level at same time. No young great stars coming through so we could get some very predictable world championship for next decade.
by shammy
Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:32 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: darts
Replies: 166
Views: 21722

Re: darts

A one sided classic.
by shammy
Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:29 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 0-2 Manchester Utd (02/01/17)
Replies: 965
Views: 73133

Re: West Ham United V Manchester United: Match Thread

Guessing you'd be calling Bilic a twat if Carroll got injured played 2 games in three days.
Youd be guessing wrong, that's the trouble with guessing.
by shammy
Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:18 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 0-2 Manchester Utd (02/01/17)
Replies: 965
Views: 73133

Re: West Ham United V Manchester United: Match Thread

So we wait 3 months for a striker while using a number of make weights yet when he comes back we drop him for a make weight. Bilic is a twat.