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by Monkeybubbles
Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:32 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Re: Jeans

Clacton-ammer wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:48 pm

I spent a lot on a designer suit, had it tailored for a perfect fit etc. Couple of times of wearing it a mug of black coffee down the front, dry clean almost got it back to new, but if you looked closely you could still see it.
Yes. Coffee. It was coffee. Really.
by Monkeybubbles
Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Leicester City v West Ham United: Match Thread
Replies: 756
Views: 21734

Re: Leicester City v West Ham United: Match Thread

It doesn't change how rubbish we were, but there were some very very strange refereeing decisions going on.
by Monkeybubbles
Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:46 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28347
Views: 2043048

Re: Little things that irritate you

You know it makes sense.
by Monkeybubbles
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:19 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Testicular Cancer
Replies: 37
Views: 530

Re: Testicular Cancer

I'm not a doctor, but I'll have a look at it for you.
by Monkeybubbles
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:42 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with
Replies: 81
Views: 1739

Re: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with

I once had the great honour of an evening out with Clucking Bell on one of his visits back from the States. Now, I'm not a child, but **** me that bloke can tip them back. Very interesting and entertaining feller, although my memories of the evening are a bit hazy. That'll be the rohypnol, I suppose.
by Monkeybubbles
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:35 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28347
Views: 2043048

Re: Little things that irritate you

Hammer1972 wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:44 pm
They're smart people, they'd see straight through that.
Hammer1972 is genius.
by Monkeybubbles
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:33 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Re: Jeans

They're kevlar though.
by Monkeybubbles
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:06 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Re: Jeans

Best pair of jeans I ever bought was the day of the 1st league game at the toilet bowel against Bournemouth. Bought from Westfield tk max I think for £40 made by Lee, very comfortable. I’m 30 so I don’t know if that counts as young but I wear jeans regularly. I generally go for Lee as well. It's wh...
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:50 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Getting a cat to take tablets
Replies: 29
Views: 396

Re: Getting a cat to take tablets

vietnammer wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:14 am
what if it goes down the wrong way (the pill) and the cat chokes?
Your problem is solved.
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:07 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Getting a cat to take tablets
Replies: 29
Views: 396

Re: Getting a cat to take tablets

Ah, forgot.....Plan B was to grind the tablet into a really fine powder with a pestle and mortar and mix it in with food. Worked really well, but you need to check with the vet if it's ok as some medication doesn't work if you do it this way.
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:03 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Getting a cat to take tablets
Replies: 29
Views: 396

Re: Getting a cat to take tablets

btajim - mcfc wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:55 am
I'd wrap her in a towel and hold her between my legs. I'd force her mouth open and shove the tablet down before massaging her throat until she swallows it. Absolute pain each day.
....but that's enough about Warp's mum.
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:59 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Re: Jeans

RichieRiv wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:38 am
I tend to buy my denim when I am in the US. Better selection, better sizing, better pricing.
Yes, they are quite accommodating towards the larger man.
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:33 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Re: Jeans

Sendo - Jacamo
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:14 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Re: Jeans

I reckon.... BTAJIM - Next, obviously DL - Primark, George at Asda. All about sensible value. GCRO - Levi 501. Has experimented with black ones. Southbris - Also 501. String tied round the bottom to keep the farm rats out. Eggy - Something like Boss. White belt on holiday. Tenners - Sue Ryder Clacke...
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:37 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Getting a cat to take tablets
Replies: 29
Views: 396

Re: Getting a cat to take tablets

^^^ What DL said. The vet once gave us this implement which looked like this: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fvetpracticemag.com.au%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F06%2F1pc-Pet-Dog-Cat-Capsule-Tablet-Pill-Gun-Popper-Piller-Pusher-Medication-Syringe.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 It work...
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:36 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Getting a cat to take tablets
Replies: 29
Views: 396

Re: Getting a cat to take tablets

Our cat has just got over a bout of chlamydia. It looked awful for a while, like her eyelids turned inside out, very swollen and sore looking. She's a big motherbugger, and even though she's fairly acquiescent it was still fun and games. On the vets instructions we wrapped her in a towel, prised her...
by Monkeybubbles
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:26 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Re: Jeans

westham,eggyandchips wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:30 am
Your son knows **** all. Must take after you Monk? :wink:
100% correct on both points.
southbrishammer wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:32 am
What do young people wear these days then?
Trousers or sportswear, it seems. Jeans are "basic", which I believe means they're for squares, daddio.
by Monkeybubbles
Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:27 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Jeans
Replies: 117
Views: 1521

Jeans

One of my sons just told me "jeans are what old people wear".

That's me bolloxed. Apart from work clobber, and the gimp suit, pretty much everything I own is made of denim.

Jeans and shoes, by the way, can tell you more about a man than any conversation.
by Monkeybubbles
Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:21 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with
Replies: 81
Views: 1739

Re: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with

Samba wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:44 pm
I'd like a pint with any of you, even Monkeybubbles.
I can't believe that no one's mentioned Eug..
LOS wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:48 am
Just 'Eug' for me.
The rest of you couldn't organise a protest let alone run a football club
That is why I can never have a pint with you.
by Monkeybubbles
Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Albian Ajeti...Welcome to The Hammers.
Replies: 206
Views: 18511

Re: Albian Ajeti...Welcome to The Hammers.

Aceface wrote:
Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:33 am
There's an obvious exit route for him at the end of the season given Bilic was next in line for his services last summer.
West Bromwich, Albian?